/brit/

me on the left

25 days sober

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MI COMANDANTE.......

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>m-muh free school meals

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>>73525719
i bet he used to fill his cigars with weed

wouldn't it make more sense to try to push for free meals on the weekends too for kids from impoverished families, rather than to try to make middle class families pay for their kids lunch through taxes instead of just making them a lunch

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Anybody else from /a/ here?

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Get ready to be conscripted lads

What role do you want to have in the upcoming world war?

There is absolutely nothing worse than spic communism which should be classed as a specific branch of Communism like Leninism and Troskyism.

Leninism - vanguard party etc
Troskyism - worldwide revolution etc
Spickism - AYYAYAYAYA VIVA LA RAZA!!!

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>"man's best friend"

More like white man's best friend

>>73525700
Does the sea actually look like that?

With like dark spots? Is it deeper there like Pokemon?

>>73525745
STOP posting moe shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCdV20zLMs

>hoi
>etsubatsu
>hoi bog board

>>73525762
Hello Nigger

>>73525747
Medically ineligible when I tried to enlist, so they can fuck off. I'll be in HR & Administration if they push the issue

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about a year or two ago I was seriously considering joining the Navy, and even went through early selection process before dropping it so I could finish my degree.

regretting not going for it a bit now, could be a Naval Officer in the Pacific theatre by now

>"sT0p P°$Tin6 m03 sH1T"

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The jews hated him, because he didn't let them to whore the fuck out of cuba

>>73525792
Please stop posting Liam Neeson

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>>73525747
>tfw flat feet
it's such a stupid reason to not be able to fight, i can fucking run fine

the gay peruANO has arrived

>>73525744
the free school meals scheme was for parents below certain income or in receipt of state benefits. the idea wasn't a terrible one, but i remember the kids at school who got to the tils and didn't have to pay had the piss ripped out of them for being povvos

>>73525799
Flat feet are honestly disgusting. When I notice a girl has flat feet I'm seriously turned off by it.

gimmick idea just came to me: fedora posts, but instead of quoting them directly, post the md5 hash of the original post

>>73525747
i'm ready desu probably sign up before i'm conscripted though

gimmick idea: dont fedora real fedora posts, in fact, fedora posts generally sanctioned by the /brit/ community

>>73525810
I used to buy some kid's meal tickets. Paid 50p on the pound, so I got dinner half price and they had cash instead.

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>>73525747
Army medic who is chipper and makes jokes but deep down is self loathing, depressed and pities the living

Lads, I simply cannot stop listening to Madonna songs ayyayay que me está pasando?

No one is getting conscripted. There is not going to be a world war.

>>73525771
>8:04
my god

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>>73525811

actually did a little screech out loud when he said it

73525853
women should be the ones to get enlisted

>>73525837
oh and i'd settle for straight up infantry

>>73525842
there was no such thing as meal tickets when i was at school. the kids just gave their name at the til and were crossed off a list.i think you're spinning a yarn lad

>>73525843
did you know that although mash takes place in the korean war it was really about vietnam?

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cute

you're a big bird

>>73525792
cuba is now a repressive dictatorship decades behind the rest of the world in development so how did that work out

but i guess they have "good" healthcare which makes up for all of that

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>fc45f4cd0e747764292e07ff538cbbe1

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>medically fit and probably at the top of the conscription list due to my time in Cadets and previous dealings with the military.

not planning on getting drafted however
I'd like to see them try

on some level I think war would be good fun
but on the other hand dying doesn't seem that great.

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W E W

(((73525886)))

>wanting to be in the military unless your country is under direct threat

cuckoldry. i'm not fighting some yanky or pommy war

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>sin titulo

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73525886

>>73525877

Yes everyone knows that, it was very transparent.

first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
*autistic screeching*

>>73525911
I noticed that right away I was just wondering if others did fuck off

don't reply to this

>>73525788

>Navy
>Canada

Bud you will be put into a literally leaking 1970s submarine and sent to your grave on the ocean floor without even seeing a single second of combat.

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>cyclone Cook

Balls smell like pancake batter

>>73525747
commando army sniper
going to pick a semi automatic high calibre hunting rifle and for each kill ill put a mark on the stock and do a signature low whistle
rankwise ill probably be a corporal, officers dont get involved in the fighting and i dont want the full responsibility of a sergeant leading the battalion. as corporal ill have authority but of the quiet threatening type
vehicle ill start off with an armoured jeep but will get a helicopter when im offered specialisation training, not an apache but a black hawk so i can take my commando unit with me

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>commando army sniper
going to pick a semi automatic high calibre hunting rifle and for each kill ill put a mark on the stock and do a signature low whistle
rankwise ill probably be a corporal, officers dont get involved in the fighting and i dont want the full responsibility of a sergeant leading the battalion. as corporal ill have authority but of the quiet threatening type
vehicle ill start off with an armoured jeep but will get a helicopter when im offered specialisation training, not an apache but a black hawk so i can take my commando unit with me

>>73525933
this was in Peacetime desu and the Navy seemed like the best option
now I don't trust our ships in a real fight

>>73525944
hat bait

>>73525959
howling

fucking yanks

Australian navy could sink the Canadian one in an instant, like this

*Snaps fingers*

Not to mention our new subs on the way

i like big cities
but london seems hard to live in due to prices
will I enjoy glasgow? I do like kind of gritty too so thats not a problem

>>73525961

Don't worry, we're on our way to getting a new fleet of legitimately amazing modern ships, it will only take another 30 or so years because Canadian Military Spending Bureaucracy is a thing of wonder.

>>73525994
glasgow is underrated

mi cormeng back ;)

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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I'm ready to reach Nirvana though nuclear fusion, have my form become one once more with creation

>>73526018
maritimes wins

>>73526032
Hail Pachamama. For the purity of the amerindian race!

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>>73526068
so does Toronto

imagine if a nuclear bomb exploded

dangerous no?

>>73526070
>>73526089
WTF

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>>73526095
I'd love to see one

is Rosario Dawson-lad here?

put coconut oil in my hair

https://u.nya.is/zbutrq.webm

screaming

>>73526224
WTF?! this gave me a virus

>Russia to 'Retaliate Immediately' if Military Units in Syria Attacked

lel

why are russians always the villains? cartoonish at this point

Women's incipient social life and activities must be promoted, so that they can outgrow the narrowness of their philistine, individualistic psychology centred on home and family ... In the sphere of sexual relations and marriage, a revolution is approaching ... There can be no real mass movement without the women ... We cannot exercise the dictatorship of the proletariat without having millions of women on our side. Nor can we engage in communist construction without them. We must find a way to reach ... the mass of women, who feel themselves exploited, enslaved and crushed by the domination of the me

>>73526275

Because Putin is the supreme example of manlet rage syndrome manifest through acting like a tough shit but being too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

Remember the war after Turkey blew their jet up? Or after their Ambassador got shot? Damn, it was a bloody one, surely on scale with WW2.

cant decide whether im going to be a king or emperor when i get older

emperor has a better sound to it but id like the prefix 'royal' being attached to all my domains and institutions. that being said though 'imperial' is also an impressive prefix so i might choose emperor in the end

I'm so sick of all this pointless conflict and Syria shit.Everyone should just focus on their own fucking countries and stay the fuck out of other peoples shit.

>>73526317
>aiming so low
desu I'm thinking of becoming Pontifex Maximus of Mars at a minimum.

>>73526275
>villains
>retaliating to being attacked

>>73526329
>Everyone should just focus on their own fucking countries

Yeah bro, worked well the last time.

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had my mom take this pic of me walking

do you reckon i do the virgin walk?

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I fucking woke up at half 6 with a splitting fucking headache in the left side of the head, mostly front but also back. I was expecting my left eye to look fucked up in the mirror but it seems to look normal. How fucked am I? This isn't unusual or anything, is it?

>>73526317
are you going to have a kingdom or an empire? the choice is that simple

>>73526329
ah yes rorke's manifesto

stop being such a pussy

>>73526329
>Everyone should just focus on their own fucking countries and stay the fuck out of other peoples shit.

Every single case of isolationist bullshit in modern times has led directly into war, often with attacks on the isolationist party. It's a retarded ideal that has literally no relevance or place at all in human history.

>>73526346
when? when in world history has every country just kept itself to itself and never been in any kind of conflict?

>>73526351
>watch on the right hand

you had better be left-handed

>>73526356
does it feel like the pain is around your eye or temple?

>>73526345

>Being attacked
>In a different country
>In a non-Russian base

Damn, Vlad, how do you deal with the speeds of an Australian proxy?

>>73526357
ill probably have both eventually which makes your point moot

>>73526379
Forehead but also eye

America is clearly the bad guy and always has been

>>73526362
>>73526366
at the very least we should leave irrelevant brown people countries to chimp out amongst themselves

>>73526395
you probably only have a few hours left to live..

You could be replying to a black woman RIGHT NOW

>>73526420
nigger don't fucking do this shit to me, give me a real answer

Business idea...
We use an ellipsis...
At the end of every line...
Thoughts?...

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>nigger don't fucking do this shit to me, give me a real answer

>>73526434

Does the headache feel like it's a bit deeper in the forehead, not right at the surface?

>>73526434
Cluster headache
>Attacks often awaken a person in the early morning and are accompanied by restless agitation.

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man Xi Jinping is playing Trump like a fiddle
>gets him to invade NK and waste billions/risk nuclear retaliation and have to think about launching ching nukes himself
>China picks up the pieces and (((economically aids))) the poor Koreans afterwards

I've noticed talking down to women nets you a better response than if you treated them as equals

I've noticed talking down to the Irish nets you a better response than if you treated them as equals

>>73526356
orbital headache

I've noticed talking down to Australians nets you a better response than if you treated them as equals

>>73526463

No m8, he doesn't have a cluster headache.

Cluster headaches are rare and are so fucking debilitating that they basically disable you, women who experience them have called them more painful than child birth.

If he had a cluster headache, he wouldn't be posting on 4chan, he'd be crying in bed asking for the sweet release of death.

look at this net that i just found

>>73526517
it really doesn't, snobbery is one of the greatest sins you can commit in this country

>>73526518
oh thanks

i talked to an australian irl today

he was friendly but didn't say "you too" when i told him to have a nice day

>>73526518
I get migraines and i hate it when people who have a headache say they have a migraine. when i have one i can't eat, or relax enough to sleep because of the pain. standing up too fast makes me puke, the force of puking makes the pain of the migraine so intense i've blacked out before. they thought i had a brain tumor or something the first time it happened when i was young

>>73526529
hrm
ah yes
is that so?
that's very quaint

>>73525700
I hope the norks nuke the shit out of their "armada"

Talked to a fat cunt today

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Your 3 year old son is diagnosed with cancer. Doctors tell you he has a 10% of beating it. The husband and wife jointly decide after dozens of hours of deliberation that it would be better to not treat him and enjoy the time that they have left with him. The Government of Ontario disagrees, taking the child from the parents. 7 weeks later the child dies. The parents haven't seen him since he was taken away and are banned from the child's funeral.

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Who else here /radical left/

we are number one but every "one" is replaced with gatto or seal

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Rorkestead.... I'm from Rorkestead

>>73526518
wrong

severity and intermittence is different in different people

>>73526691
aw haha lov this pic

>>73526691
*clubs*

>>73526629
p fucked up desu

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midnight snack

really fancy drinking at the moment
preferably red wine
dont have any tho only have beers but dont want them now

>>73526726
good ratios ngl

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North Korea seems comfy

I am currently being paid to take a poo at work

I have paid paid approximately $2 to take this poo

>>73526629
woah, source on this? here the state will take you child from you to administer chemo or radio therapy too. i remember there was a guy who took his son and fled to hide out with him. he was charged with kidnapping, and the mother got full custody, took him for chemo. the kid died shortly after the chemo. exactly what the father knew would happen. dont think they would ban parents from the funeral though. still, i think to a degree it should be up to the parents, at the very least when the chance of survival is so slim. you could understand the state taking the child if there was say, a 25%+ chance of survival, or if the treatment would not reduce the quality or length of life significantly.

>>73526783
Based Kim Jong il checking the eternal dubs

>>73526629
Alternate story: Parents decide to not try and save their child's life. Government intervention ensures that the child lives despite the pessimism of the parents.

Any parent would do whatever it took to give their child a chance at life

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Hangover

>>73526783
i dont think that it does

>>73526848
aha thailad had a bit too much to drink ey

he had 2 shandies

>>73526872
yeh

>>73526848
STREAM STREAM STREAM

didn't know you could get a hangover from swallowing too much ladyboy cock

Currently on a boat in der oceän.

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>>73526903
nawww
>>73526907
well now you know

thai chicANO

>>73526912
do not believe you

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I've figured out the secret to all women
they work like those billboard monsters in that Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode

just don't look, don't give them attention and they will wither away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

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le facebook meme

JUST DID A REALLY BIG POO AND IT HURT MY BOTTOM

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THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM
NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG

Is there a more runtoid bodily feature than a so-called "tattoo"?

reminder 7-8 is real nigga hours

>>73527016
deodrant

>>73527038
ah yes the indian is opposed to deodorant

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I watched a girl shoot ping pong balls out her fanny at a mate whom didn't even swing the paddle once.

Last night was degenerate

>>73527060
it replsces the sweat flowing inside your body with chemicals

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haha look at him go

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>>73527113
*blocks your path*

>>73527101
use it please.

>>73527101
is this why indians always smell of b.o?

>>73527100
unsurprising your nerd friends are shite at sports

>>73527113
le duckrole
>>73527136
le frogrole

>>73527185
good post my indian friend

>>73526800
would literally be accused of time theft for doing this

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Officially unemployed as of today

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>>73525959

>>73527180
The music was loud but I think he was trying to tell me she didn't serve it properly like at hand level or something

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last day of work before easter weekend and then a holiday with the lads. and i'm working at home aha

I'm literally just at uni because I don't want to tell my parents I flunked

Quick give me your best business idea

>>73526381
>with permission to be there by the head of the states government
Woahhhh

business idea: buy things and then sell those things at a higher price

Business idea: a bus, except much smaller and for private use

imagine how many adventures you could have with a van

Business idea: invest in other business ideas

>>73527225
get a job so well you tell them there's a bit of good news too

>Italian tourists/students

Brexit can't come soon enough hehe

>>73527286
t. Mehmet

Business idea: appropriate and monetise /brit/ memes

>>73527293
I already have a job

>>73527293

> mum, i flunked out of uni... but on the bright side i got a job at mcdonalds, perhaps in a few years i'll be promoted to the store manager if bossman thinks im a good enough wageslave :^)

>>73527273
It'll never catch on

>>73527318
full time job
>>73527326
yeh

i don't remember which board i made my second last thread

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Wow just seen the Thor trailer literally how will DC ever recover

got a tinder date this evening lads. bit nervous already. need a poo just thinking about it.

>>73527326
I know a McDonald's manager making 40k at 27 though

What's in the wallet lads?

>Amex gold
>HSBC debit
>Oyster
>ID
>Organ donor card
>3x £20 notes

t. Cardholder master-race

>>73527357

that probably wouldn't even cover the rent in london

>>73527359
>bank card
>a single pound coin

Business idea: join the EU

then leave it AGAIN

headphones are broken

ah yes very fucking impressive

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how can i further radicalise my centrism lads?

>>73527359
ANZ card
library card
drivers license
blood donor card
student id

Business idea: become a stand-up then hurl abuses at africans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dXBC6R_rxk

uni life isn't for me lads

think I'm going to drop out and develop an app of sorts, then rake in the billions and retire at 30

>>73526472
fantastic post

>>73525959
>fag

>>73527391
stop sucking penises

>>73527359
>bank card
>credit card
>gym card
>nectar card
>fiver
>some old receipts
>that thing you poke into the little hole on your phone to pop the back off

free markets
small government
non-interventionism

too much to ask for? apparently so

>>73527359
>bank card
>library card
>appointment card
>medicare card
>2 go cards (one of which is expired but i don't know which)
still havent gotten a licence

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>>73527359

thai chicANO sell drugs

>>73527454
sounds like somalia has all three

>>73527437
very original and mature post

>>73527454
Not my fault you fell for his lies.

>>73527359

> bank card
> driver's license
> medicare card
> Responsible Service of Alcohol card
> Opal card (basically a prepaid debit card for public transport)
> Library card

>>73527462
look at that fucking funny money

>>73523694
bri~
bri~

why does the mexifat always capitalise ANO?

business idea: find a way to convey the spoken word into a more permanent, static form which can be perused at any time in the future

>>73527359
a lone decrepit johnny slowly going mad from isolation and abandonment

>>73527487
>Opal
fuck off sydneysider

United airlines did nothing wrong

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:3

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>>73527507
>contraception

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>>73527359
>>73527376
>>73527443
>>73527455

What time will you be able to pick me up for our date tonight? You do have a car, right?

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>>73527536
Why would i date that uggo?

>>73527517

but why? sydney is objectively the best city in australia.

im the coolest kid in this whole shop

>>73527535
it's unnecessary anyway oh holy one im a more than effective method of contraception by myself

>>73527536
>Central London
>Owning a car

>>73527563
that's a funny way of spelling brisbane

>>73527554

okay, post an image of YOUR face then...

I will wait.

dot dot dot

umm, hello??

i DON'T have all day, you know??

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>>73527582

>>73527575
i live in london and have a car. don't drive it very far desu but it's handy to have.

>>73527536
shut up you skatty bitch

>>73527536
hey go easy on me, i'm a victim of the 00s recession and the housing bubble ok? blame my dad

>>73527581

maybe if you like getting hot & bothered.. maybe if you enjoy getting melanomas.... maybe if you enjoy living in an oversized country town full of dumb bogans..... yeah, ummm, NO THANKS.

>>73525866
What the fuck

>>73525700
North Korea needs to die. Killing communists is not a crime

>>73527638
yeah whatever lad eshays brah

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>Lose argument on /tv/
>Start calling the other guy a cuck
>Win

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>righto chaps- right... er okay so you've been conscripted.. ah err oh you already know that don't you- err okay chaps here's the 'state of play' as it were... err basically the UK is at war with North Korea... and err birmingham, manchester, liverpool and london have fallen so err i've been tasked with err giving a RIVETING speech you you chaps to get your morale tip top! in preparation for the ground invasion - how am I going for time so- err so far?

>>73527598
Waste of £££ and a cause for concern. Would use it like 6 times a year. Can just borrow my parent's if i need to drive somewhere desu.

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>>73525700
>lower left corner
The koreans are fucked, they sent in GALM.

>>73527679
HE'S HERE

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>>73525700

>>73527651

https://www.instagram.com/eshaygram

ANOTHER MEXICAN IS HERE

>>73527654
cuck is the ultimate argument winner desu. you can have no argument at all and be absolutely btfo but as long as you say cuck you almost always win

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P-p-putin is cute...

>>73527730
This tbqhwyf

>>73527754
why are you stuttering

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So is Napoleon!

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would do outrageous things to put one through Victoria Justice

>>73527775
Do Baron Trump

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>>73527803
Don't have the app just pics

Hmmmmmmm

>>73527803
Fuck of you subhuman pedophile.

>>73527854
we say nonce round these parts lad

>>73527754
he has a bit of a weak chin

honestly lads I think a lot of thinks on that virgin walk meme are incorrect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiY5RPXyEfU

>being this delusional about our place in the world

SAD

>>73527794
Looks memey

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Cootie

>>73527891
Evan Davis is looking great with a bit of scruff

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>>73527803

>>73527904
girlmoot looks like an sjw

>>73527533
Wish I was a hot woman so I could pose like this for money

>>73527921
Based anon

>>73527942
Nonce

where can i wank to pictures of facebook slags apart from /brit/?

>>73527923
alri rorke lad

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>the 'Hot' filter makes Tyrone white
TRIGGERED

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North Dakota Best Dakota

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>My Room's Become A Hang Out For Barely Legal Runaways! They're Not Opposed To Sex, And They Don't Complain When I Give Them Creampies, So I Taped It And Sold The Footage As Porn

>>73527995
name of cutie on top right??

ahh no, now in kikebook i will see autists using that dumb app

>>73527921
he looks like one of my animes

73528009
this guy must be a fed paid by the jews
>Cobb has said his father was a multimillionaire businessman and his mother was a teacher.[2] Cobb says he grew up a Christian, but has since renounced Christianity, saying "I don't understand Christians. They have a need to be morally superior than the next guy. ... They are very threatened by anything with racial cohesion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Cobb

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Need a Nigella Farage gf

just got an email from dad with nothing but a cartoon willy

>>73528073
always knew he was a mong when he was younger

>>73528009
FOYYYYYYYYYHEYEHEYHEYHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D

>>73527942
princess faggot

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how does the app do this???
hotty

>>73528087
betting a fiver that you wanked to it

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Punished Bashar

>>73528009
Aaah yes, the land of the free
*State stormtrooper stamps on your neck*

>>73528168
Give it a rest now please lad.

>>73528105
can I get a quick rundown?

letting off some chemical bombs that would make assad blush

I am alone in my room and suddenly I can smell fart that isn't from me.

>>73528168
How does this thing work so well

>>73528223
time to change your sheets smelly-san

>>73527904
Would fuck mootette

>Never feel any particular way about a girl
>Have a dream her and I are a couple
>Wake up in love with her

Why does my brain do this to me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6z3VBOvDL4&feature=youtu.be

need a fwb lads

>>73528303
free willy-bumming?

Doing a poo as I type this. Feels like a Mr Whippy ice cream haha

it's always reddit in reddidelphia

in reddit............things..............happen

>>73528168
DAMN, Bashar al Assad looks like THAT?

'Knock Knock' came the knock on Ellies door.

'Just one minute' she screamed, as she close the Skrtelpower vocaroo folder on her laptop and shut the lid. Who is it, she asked softly.

'Its Your boy Skrtelpower' came the reply in a thick cockney accent.

'Ooh' I see' Purrsed Ellie.
Ellie opened the door, and stood amazed at the sight of Skrtels mighty and muscular stomach rippling through the doorway, the microphone on his ear flapping in the breeze.

'I'VE COM FOR YOU YOU MUGGY CUNT' screamed Skrtel. 'Oooh' replied Ellie softly, I bet you have.'

Ellie slowly pulled down her Chicharito panties to reveal her dripping and saggy vagina, hanging like a Welsh football manager. 'I want you inside me, I want you to fill me up'

'I'll probably need a cement mixer then bruv' replied Skrtel, using the ry wit he had become famous for. Ellie giggled, her laugh fulled by the sexual anticipation only Skrtel Powers booming voice could bring.

.............reddit............................,,,

>>73528223
Nobody gives a fuck you slanty eyed piece of shit.

in reddit they told beto being a white knight is a good thing

test

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quick selfie

>>73528296
had a dream that maggie bird off the walking dead was trying it on with me in front of my ex. never really fancied her before but very into her this morning ngl

Manlet in work asked me what height I was yesterday
felt good being superior

pirate scumbags

doing a pub fight

>>73528761
damn nigga you lookin fresh

howling at the comments of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOgeIZ9A4eI

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