/cp/

>>73525484

Shit edition

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>>73525484
>American Edition

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QUICK rundown on finnish girls

>>73525484

>>73525553

>Danke deutscher Bruder

ftfy

No problem

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>>73525484
How do I get a qt Namibian gf?

>>73525563
Finnish girls are extremely boring and come off as extremely cold towards any kind of reply. They are the type of girls who never ask a question to give you something to talk about in messages.

>>73525645
4 chickens and 3 goats

>tfw watching the newest episode of the expanse with the qt3.14

>>73525645
speak deutch

>chinese girl is messaging me with perfect english, even better than most first world countries

Did I find a unicorn?

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>73526213
Same

>>73526213
same

>>73526280
Roobz?

>>73526213
same. Russians never talk to me. I don't think I've ever made a single qt Russian friend.

Anyone else ?

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Just got this gooks tits

Posting in reply

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>>73526813
They were better than expected, and she wasnt that shy after a bit of talking

>>73526846
Holy hell, this girl is gorgeous. Why share it here tho? Is she that much of a slut you wouldnt want to keep?

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>>73526846
>she wasnt that shy after a bit of talking

Are there any real "shy" girls left or is that a meme?

>>73526941
Well from what I thought Koreans are more conservative about this sort of thing especially when it comes after only talking for like 2 hours.

>>73526846
>>73526813
noice

>>73526941
I am betting with this girl it was pretty clear to him that she was slutty after a few messages. There are genuinely shy girls out there anon, don't lose hope.

How can I get more views without a bot?

>>73527080
Nah she still takes English classes and I started off asking for nn pics and when I tried to press for nudes she was like 'no too much' and I was being playful with how shy she is and hit she didn't be shy etc

Convo died and then like 30 minute later she sent it with a goodnight message

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>be me 2 years ago, new to interpals
>get a random message from some QT complimenting my pet cat
>check out her profile since she lives a few states from me
>she's muslim
>lol weird, but ok
>tell her thanks, end up messaging her back and forth the rest of the day
>think about how interesting and fun it is to talk to this little sand dweller
>spend the next 2 years talking every single day on skype, phone calls, text, etc.
>talk about literally anything and everything
>she's basically my other half at this point
>we know each other's deepest secrets, our desires, our interests
>don't even lust after her though she is hot, genuinely have feelings for her
>we decide last week that we're going to meet up this weekend
>wake up today
>notice I have a 20 minute voice message from her
>o shit she must really be excited to see me this weekend
>"anon...I-i've been praying and..."
>I hear her start to sniffle
>"I just...in my religion I can't be with a non-muslim. I love you, I love talking to you, I love everything about you, and..."
>she starts crying at this point
>"...and that's exactly why I need you to stop messaging me. I should have never let it get this far. I don't want anyone else besides you, but I have my religion and I believe in it 100%."
>she's breaking down now, crying so hard I can barely understand her
>"Please don't talk to me ever again. Goodbye anon"

when will religion stop dividing us, /cp/

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>>73528270
I refuse to believe this is true

IF it is, then it's the parents forcing her to stop talking to you. Just convert(lie)

>>73528349

it is true. I'm embarrassed to be so sad about this, but I am

genuinely feel like I just lost my best friend

>>73528270

Sorry to hear anon.

I haven't told this to anyone yet but last year I visited my qt in Russia who had very rich parents and her father hated me. Kept calling me a 'desperate creep' etc, and wouldn't let me eat dinner with the family (he put a laptop on the table and made me watch with webcam, because ''I belong on the other side of a screen at best''). It went OK but we don't talk now.

I guess they were rich because of oil so I had the last laugh heh

>>73528378
Nothing to be embarrassed about though, even if she was religious. Like I just said, it's probably the parents who are forcing this on her. If they are super religious she can't really go out without them knowing. She must have said something, and her parents(dad) did not approve. I've dealt with muzzy culture before. CONVERT(LIE)

>>73528270
i didnt ask for these feels

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>>73528270
stay strong friend, even in a thread about fucking nervous and lonely women from other countries, you did nothing wrong.

>>73528270
This is just another one of you guy's copypasta, r-r-right?

>>73528413

LOL. Please expand. This is a story right here.

What was deal traveling to Russia btw? Is getting a visa hard?

are we letting out our deepest secrets?

I went to visit a qt I knew for a year and a half in France. We agreed to meet up at the airport but she never showed up. Ended up blocking me on everything.

>>73528413
I hope you pumped some oil into his daughter and. made him watch on webcam.

>>73526813
>>73526846
kek

>>73528578
that's really rough man, I'm sorry

why didn't she show up?

>>73528578
That's why you let them give you their address and show them pics and shit of. their house and neighborhood.

>>73528578
Ouch I'm seeing my French qt in a few weeks praying this doesnt happen

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>>73528603
I wish I knew anon. We talked like 5 hours every day. Now I have a deep seated hate of France and I hate every girl who looks like her, which all tend to be Happas

>>73528610
I learned my lesson, this was like 6 years ago and I was pretty naive. I didn't even go around france, I just went back home

>>73528621
See. For the address, tell her in case something happens, emergency and some bullshit. For the neighborhood tell her you want to know what it looks like. How she lives. Let her stream a bit on skype.
>>73528610


This will leave her no choice because you got the address and could verify it. And you might show up and bang at the door.

>>73528732
If she won't do this you already know that something is up.

>>73528732
>Qt found where I live from a Google maps screenshot with streets blurred

Wasnt Street view mind you but you still have to zoom in about 10x on Google maps for it to pop up but I was impressed, said she found it because of looking at forestation and tree colour

>Send me street view pic of same area I sent her a picture of
>'its like dejavu'

>>73528413
>and wouldn't let me eat dinner with the family (he put a laptop on the table and made me watch with webcam
Topkek this can't be real? That's cold as shit coming from her dad

>>73528413

MORE INFO

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>talking to girls whos boyfriend is in the military

going to be easy pickings boyos

>>73526213
Feels bad man.

Ok, embarassing story time, I'm officially the most blueballed motherfucker on /int/.

Disclaimer: I'm not using interpals that often. I'm using other language exchange sites because I'm actually """"""learning""""""" the language. In my opinion, a real language exchange is a better basis to keep a long online relationship going until the first meet-up. My primary goal is to acquire fluency in my target language, my secondary goal is to travel to places for cheap and my third goal is to smash some puss if I manage to. In the majority of cases I try to keep the communication first friendly then flirty, testing the waters with more sexual topic but never getting to obvious. During the meet-up I try to score with a guided city tour, turned date. I don't text a lot and use it mainly to agree to an hour-long conversations/week

Quite a while ago, I went to France for 2 weeks and I planned to meet up with 4(5) girls, two of them intended to host me.

Number 1 lived in a big city in southern France and had a longterm boyfriend but the relationship was pretty dead, she asked him for permission and then invited me over. She told me just right before that he would be there at the same time. In the end he turned out to be a total bro, we played chess together in the morning and he showed me the city when she was at work. He might even visit me. I spent one week at her place

Number 2 was a girl in the same city. She actually gave me a lot of recommendations for the city and so on but according to her she had extended family over during the week and was pretty busy with her studies and work. We didn't end up meeting. I pressed her for video chat before I went but she declined. I think she was just genuinely shy and flaked.

>>73529766
That's still not as bad as
>>73528413

Traveling to Cuba soon, never used Interpals. Can I find qts to meet with when I'm there? And what kind of women sign up for a website like this anyway?

Would love any input.

>>73529766

Number 3 was a girl in another part of France living with her non-French mother. She had agreed to host me for a view days but she had to admit that she couldn't keep her promise due to exams. I think that her controlling mother also beared some responsibility. This one really had the hots for me and I already got some nudes. She plans to visit me during summer and she still has the hots and really regrets it.

Number 4 was another girl living in the western part of France who actually agreed to meet up and show me the city. She planned to arrive at the same time but then a good friend of hers who recently gave birth asked her to stay longer to help her(true story, I saw the baby). So she couldn't make it.

(Number 5 was some young chick living in the suburbs of Paris I messaged to meet up on a whim. We couldn't meet up the day I was there because she had some family shit going on that day. She was also pretty sad about that.)

(Number 6 was some upper class Tunisian girl that happened to be in Paris at the same time I was. This girl really is a 10/10(not in the wife-material sense) but she was into me because I reminded her of her German ex-boyfriend. I only started lifting recently and we've never had a video chat before. I was already running low on money (slept in the overnight buses)and I was pretty sure I wouldn't pull her. So I pussied out and passed that one for later.)

Despite the fact I didn't score I had a great time there and I got to see a lot of France and collected some cool anecdotes. I was almost completely immersed and made a big leap in my French abilites(I got complimentes left and right). I think that I was just really unlucky and with a bit of money I could've payed for my own accomondation and averted the flakes and hit on other girls.

>>73529981
>>73529766

So say it with me everyone:
>learning the language

>>73528515
>>73528581
>>73528916
>>73528866

fucking newfags

>>73529969
The only Cubans that have Internet for a few hours are those that steal the wifi of international hotels during the night while standing in the street across the hotel.

>>73530267
Wow. I just searched with a few filters (including speaks english) and there are literally 10 results. My trip to Cuba is going to suck.

>>73531559
Cubans are pretty nasty when begging for money. You really have to tell them fuck off.

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I don't believe it, aussie girls respond quickly and even ask me for my skype, despite saying she likes europeans more

wtf is going on

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>>73526213
>train girl is part russian

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>>73532262
now she's asking me if im hard and telling me now she can't stop thinking about it

I can't tell if she just wants me as a friend or more

Is this what aussie guys are abandoning? Why?

>>73528270
Just convert to islam ffs

Any Russians ITT?

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>>73532486
>trans girl is part russian

>>73532818
she is a girl (female)

>>73532714
>asking you if you're hard
>you can't tell if she wants something more

Are you honestly autistic?

>>73532780
Da.

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m'gents

>/Scapecrow

>>73525484
tfw autistic so i need girls to make the first move

tfw no script

[sleep me down]

>>73533497
but she's an introvert and is equally autistic ;_;

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>>73533774
Mate....

>I'm 22 y/o girl from Germany. I had many bad experiences with this website. My first bad experience was with man from California. He talked with me some months and had me fall in love then he just completely disappeared after he finds more beautiful woman. Then I have met a man from Florida and England around the same time. I liked them both but I favoured the English man a bit more so the Florida guy would get jealous and ignore me. After I discovered the British man lied to me about a lot of things I tried to become more serious with the Florida man but he did not trust me. He decided to talk to me for a few months anyway but we started to argue a lot because he wanted me to delete the Interpals because he knew I get thousands of messages a day. I would never delete it and we had bad argument so he decided to send out personal sex conversations and photos to my friends and family as revenge because he said I am a lying little sneak. I never have been so ashamed in my life. This website is full of terrible and cruel people. I cried for months then never returned ever.

>>73533613
>American women

>>73533512
I hear that both communists and nationalists in Russia respect Stalin. And only people that dont like him are prowestern liberal scum.
Is it true?

>>73533830
I don't want to scare her off with my dick
I'll hint her abit more

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>>73534018
MATE

>>73533985
You probably know more about our politics than I do, even though I'm Russian. Sorry, can't answer that.

>>73534018
>I don't want to scare her off with my dick

>>73534097
what do you suggest i do then

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>>73534284
show her the dick

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>>73534284
Talk to her!

>>73534335
Very well, I will post results when i am done with the negotiations

>>73534335
>>73534284
and us pleaes :3

My profile pic is a handsome faceapp pic.

>>73533985
>>73534101

Is there anyone who doesn't respect Stalin ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6xLrPobLA

>>73534394
I know that song
Пa штa јe тpeбaлo дa вичeм?! "Живeo кaпитaлизaм"?!
Also here is some you requested in last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZzM4s0Hgs

>>73534562

Живeo Cтaљин и cвeтcкa peвoлyцијa!

But do you know this one though ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiqVQvkcKh0

How nice of you to record something like this

SAMO SRBI SRBI SRBI !

Question:
>hitting up somebody's Skype (that set to public) after they've been offline from interpals for a while
Yay or nay?

>>73526796
Russians are the only ones who talk to me. Put that you're learning Russian in your profile if you haven't already.

I want a Finn qt, but all the girls I've seen are either married or allow messages only from females

>>73534806
Whats the worst that could happen?

>>73534710
Yeah
Altough Im not a big fan of Vuco but I consider this one one of his best love songs, sung with so many emotions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4O1qdREL8

>>73535010
They think I'm a creep and call the police

>>73535089
Just try not to think about her rejecting you again which will further hurt you and cause you to sink further into depression as you remember the countless other times girls rejected you and now this random e-slut is doing the same

youll be fine

>>73535047

You know our homeland is probably the only part of the world when you can record songs like that.

Imagine if this was published in Germany or USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q79pAEoce2w

>>73534363
Looking forward to it

>>73535247
There are some, but they are considered very obscure and get only couple of thousands of views compared to huge anglo/german speaking people.
Here they get a lot of views compared to % of population

>>73525484
Thank God Zakaria is picking up our trash pigs, he's a better man than I. I wonder if she realizes he's probably just trying to get a green card.

>>73535349
Imagine the shitshow if they become as popular as here

Imagine something something like this playing on german TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnL-59GhI4o

But change Splicani to Jews :D

what do you guys do when you're going through a slump, I feel so depressed and my self-esteem is really low these days

>>73535692
just hit up some hoes and fuck around with them a bit

>>73535692
Flirt with a qt or two in order to bring it back up. Also try to hang out with friends irl

>>73535753
this
why else do people use this site

>>73534018
Jesus dude, are you even trying?

>>73535753
>>73535773
I can't flirt when I'm feeling down

>>73535692

Self-esteem comes from you, not from others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDgH0KaMchw

>Radije cu sam sa sobom hladno pice piti, neg za malo vruce picke gorke suze liti

>I will rather drink a cold drink all by myself then shred tears for a bit of warm pussy.

Talk to hoes, be flirty sometimes, don't care too much if you make a mistake, it's all fine.
You're not the first one, you're not the last one, nor is she the only one.

>>73535668
I know, it would cause protests and global condemnation

>>73535692
music helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcE4_7-X78

>>73535926
back to benzo's it is then pal

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Considering sending this to a random girl for the bants
Too far?

>>73536064
Jel gledate vi Dnevnjak ponekad ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovFL35J8iLs

>>73536189
depends on the context. I'm leaning on the side that it'd be funny

>>73536193
Ne bas, ne pratim previse sto se dogadja kod nas, samo glavne stvari. Kek na dio s flautom
Sta misli na kraju kad kaze "cokolino"?

>>73526813
I feel like I've seen her before

what is her name

>>73536189

Do it.

>>73536555
Pa u dupe.

>>73536726
Bas sam mislio da je to neki zargon za analni seks al vidim da jedu u krevetu pa pitam jbg

>>73528270


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE islam

>>73535436
To be fair, I too would marry some ugly pig just for that sweet, sweet green card

>>73537017
Why, you live in Germany, man
When I was talking with american girl, I mentioned geting a green card as a joke but eventually we discussed it and she was willing to marry me. But I had not intention of going to the states so I just shrugged it off and stopped talking to her lol
She was good looking, and a good opportunity, but, I belong to different world.

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>try to flirt with my real profile
>get shut down
>flirt with chad profile
>the same girls love it
reeeeee

Best week ever lads. Little brother has arrived to ruin paradise but not too bothered. Fill me in on the last week here would you? Any dank new memes?

>>73537489
hook me up with some Spanish girls

>>73536714
Yejin

>>73528413
I remember this pasta

>>73529766
Ok blueballed Anon here.

I already have my next trip planned to Switzerland. I'm going to o visit two cuties. One has her own apppartment and she's been calling me cute all the time and the other one is a bit more reserved but she's been asking me about my past experiences in order to evaluate my sexual worth, which is a good sign of interest.

>>73538264
well no offence m8 but if a girl really wants to fuck you she isn't going to let her parents or her friends giving birth stop her, they're just making excuses desu and not that into you...

>>73538592
Welp. At least I tried.

There's a Qt that I'm talking to who lives in the same city as me. She seems interested in talking to me but I just hope I can pull it off irl

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>>73537447
>making a fake chad profile

i just want a qt who isnt obsessed with asia in some way

>>73537489

niggers

>>73538754
be more forthcoming, tell them you want them sexually and this will probably be the only chance they get to fuck you... it might help if you got your own hotel or apartment

Realistically, a girl is not going to spend the money and the time coming to visit you in your country if she couldn't be bothered to meet you in their own country. It's best to just cut contact with timewasters

>>73539144
Yeah, the problem is that I'm broke as fuck and rely mostly on people hosting me when travelling. So I got no place. So far I have relied on keeping it unsure and then wooing them during the date which has worked for me a few times but this time not so much. You are right I have to make my intentions clearer in advance.

Like I said, I still had a great trip. It would've been the cherry on the top.

I still have a few (other) chances this summer. Let's see what I can pull off.

>>73528578
Was this in 2015, around april?

Picked up some girl at a bar in Paris then, who was rambling about having forgotten about her American friend at the airport the morning after.

>>73539755

You can get super cheap places for a few nights in most of europe

I mean places like even someone from here could afford

>>73537531
On IP? I've got a couple spares if you want, 18-21, all gorgeous, all single.

>>73538264

>one is a bit more reserved but she's been asking me about my past experiences in order to evaluate my sexual worth.
>which is a good sign of interest.

You think that's a good thing? Damn dude. French QT seems very reserved to me and has never spoken lewd, but one day she did ask me about my "past girlfriends" (lol). I told her I've never had one before, which then brought on a series of questions. That conversation was a complete turn off to me. I lost any sexual interest I had in her that day. So when we meet in June, I only expect to hang out as friends now.

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Egyptian, I think I found your profile.
I want to pinch your cheek and buy you a happy meal :3

>>73525645
>Namibian
>qt
Pick one

>>73539950
r-really?

>>73539990
I love you man but you are so fucking obtuse

>>73540032
Yeah. I've got 2 18 year olds in the Basque Country if you're feeling ambitious, 8/10 and 10/10 - try for a threesome. If you manage it you'll be a legend. Message me on IP and I'll hook you up when I'm free.

>>73529766
>blueballed motherfucker on /int/.
Eh, don't rub it out on yourself friend.

Girls in France are pretty prudish in nature in regards to where it is they'll allot their sexual favors, so there isn't anything on which to blame yourself. You weren't going to get "da seks" if you weren't staying more than a week around them.

Honestly don't know why foreigners delude themselves that journeying through France will be equatable to "le wild sexual epxeirence".

I'm sorry that you feel that we squandered your time though...

>>73540042

Thanks

>>73540114
What's your profile brah

>>73539990
Man, women desire men that are desired by other women. When told her that you aren't then you signalled to her that you are unattractive. This is called pre-selection. If you have no experience then you are always supposed to lie.

>>73540157
/scrumpy-jack

>>73528270
CONVERT
TAKE ALLAH AS YOUR ONE TRUE GOD AND EMBRACE THE TEACHINGS OF THE PROPHET (PBUH)

>>73539925
Nah it was around 2011, way back then. Poor guy though

>>73540195

Yeah that's probably true. But how can I lie about past girlfriends if I've never had one?

I guess it doesn't matter anymore. I lost interest in her. I just see her as a friend now. Ironically, she just told me yesterday she's going to be coming to meet me in Paris a day earlier than originally planned. Oh well, it'll be cool to hang out with a local at least

>>73540195
For example in my case, I told her that I broke up with my gf last year (not a lie) and that i didn't have anything serious(technically not a lie) in between. The she asked me whether I had ONSs (I think she was trying to see whether I'd be up for that, whether I have thst much pre-selection ). I just kept smiling and said that this information is private(technically not a lie).

>>73540300
Anon... I... I was jesting though.

Anyways, hope you at least made something out of your trip to France, that wasn't too embittered by your female friend's prank.

>>73540357
whether you're experienced or not it's best to give a vague answer, but hinting that other girls want to date you you

It signals you have high sexual value but aren't taken by any girl at the moment, it sounds dumb but girls love that sort of thing

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>>73539990
dude...

>>73540195
This is correct. Women just operate in a different way, Ameribro.

>>73540377

That conversation would piss me off Tbh.

When French QT asked me about past girlfriends and I told her none, I got responses like

"Really? I am very surprised"
"So, have you never kissed a girl in all of your life? :)"
"Tell me about a girl your high school crush :D"

Really pissed me off. So I told her I didn't want to talk about any of it

>>73540492
>>73540562

meh, whatever

>>73540598
why did you get pissed off?

>>73540696

I dunno, I just didn't like where the conversation was going. I didn't liked such a surprised reaction and then getting probed with questions

>>73540768
She was asking because she wanted to be the first mateo

>>73540768
well at least she is interested in you, most girls I talk to never ask anything aside from my height and my job

>>73540598
You failed the shit test mate. You showed her that you have no pre-selection and that you are insecure about it on top of that.

>>73540812
>shit tests

Yes, woman LOVE to do these. Like when a girl says she doesn't want sex until marriage. She doesn't truly mean that, but she wants to see how the guy reacts towards it.

>>73540809
>>73540810
>>73540812

I don't really care Tbh. Probably for the best anyways.

>>73540878
if you're not attracted to her don't meet her lol, but you have a decent chance of losing your wizard status if you do

>>73540922

we already have plans to meet. So that's happening.

and about the wizard thing. I'm not a virgin, although it's been several years, and the few experiences I've had were not good ones

>>73541005
Mate, if she wants to put your dick in her mouth stop being so slighted and do it. Hate fuck her if you have to. Call her a whore midfuck, stop being so assravaged about a simple question.

>>73540124
Seriously, my French isn't really bad and I get lots of overt comments on how cute my accent is and all that and some indirect ones on how they are into the German accent. I really had bad luck with the set-up and not being upfront.

>>73541073

I'm not mad at her. She's actually been extremely helpful when it comes to planning my trip. And she said she's going to take me around and show me some cool stuff. Just that conversation we had was a big turn off, so I'm not sexually interested anymore. We are still friends

>>73541005
Maybe you can save it by telling her that you had a bad break-up a while ago and that you didn't want to talk about it. That's why you covered it up. haha

>girl flirts with me and then says (not flirting with you btw)

I never had this happen, and it's so obvious that it is flirting. Girls have no game.

>>73541178
>I'm not sexually interested anymore

Man, if a question can tell your dick not to thrust then I both envy and feel bad for you.

>>73541220
Asian girls are the funniest, they act downright beta

>>73541281
This one was an aussie girl, I honestly thought she'd be out of my league as well. She even did a double message with the second one being flirtatious as well, but without the (not flirting)

>>73539990
>I told her I've never had one before,
Uh don't mean to hammer in something that ought to be quite obvious, but you are aware of how poorly played that is?
You could've have answered anything that portrayed you as anymore of a loser/ugly mess/creep/autist, especially that you're answering this to a girl, who on the whole treasure the meaning of relationships a lot more than gents.

The key when being inquired about this is to say that "you've been around" but it's never led to anything (ie. have tried relationships, but that it's never gone anywhere, since you've never found the right person yet). Now she'll think of you as a player, which will also be tempered by the fact that she'll think you're sensitive ("aw he wants a serious relationship :3"), which are paradoxically two things women search for. And she'll then feel honored when you start flirting with her, because "omg he thinks i'm da one :))".

Hopefully that makes sense, and doesn't sound too autistic.

>>73541124
>how cute my accent is and all that and some indirect ones on how they are into the German accent.
That's the issue though.
Apparently foreigners equate compliments thrown at them to be a guarantee that "we'll sleep together tonight lmao", when girls here are terrified of being thought of as sluts, and will make you wait some days before sleeping with you.

>>73541361
Come on chalk it up. This is just normal girl behavior.

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>>73541506
I wouldn't know

Just sent this beauty to some munter who messaged me.
>I'm sorry to say but I am an extremely arrogant and judgemental person. See, I can only have relationships with women based on lust, and I simply don't find you attractive. I would honestly say that I am a disgusting person, and you're too good for me
Reckon that will shut the bag up

what are all these pussycrushers doing on the chan desu?

>>73541638
4chan is my only social contact because my nearest neighbor is 10 miles away

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>>73541492
>Apparently foreigners equate compliments thrown at them to be a guarantee that "we'll sleep together tonight lmao", when girls here are terrified of being thought of as sluts, and will make you wait some days before sleeping with you.

C'mon man. What about this?

>>73541205

You're confused

>>73541262

It's ok man

>>73541492

Yeah I've already been told that 3 other times in this thread

>>73541638
This is /int/. We are the alpha board. :^)

>>73541766
>c'est à tomber par terre
That isn't so great though.

But you might've been afflicted by poor luck though, and who knows... Tout ce que je me tue à te dire is that girls here aren't that much more sexualized than elsewhere in Europe, and that some chatting on the interwebs usually doesn't constitute enough common background for the both of you that she'd sleep with you, without thinking of herself as a slut.

>>73541793
Wanted to sound smart :3.

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>talking with a flat chested
>she's super insecure about them
>her profile pic is just her face
>say that I prefer a nice butt and that I don't care about breast size
>she sends me a super nice ass pic and she has great fucking thighs to boot

>>73541963
Well, what are we waiting for then?

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>make fake account using pic related
>100 views in a day
>3 messages
It's an interesting experiment, because my real profile only gets about 20 views a day but at least 10 of them send messages. So I guess being genuine is key.

>>73541963
>>73542053
I just realized this made me sound like a player more than it should. The ass and thigh pic she was clothed. Still a good sign regardless though

While we are on topic of answering questions about previous relationships, I wanted to get some advice.

Never had a serious relationship and all the things that come with them. But I had plenty of girls that really liked me. I was (probably still are) retarded and didn't take full advantage of those opportunities I had.

So, if it ever comes to a question about my experience, how should I phrase it?

>>73542173
There have been quite a few girls who have been interested in me, but I never really had the time for a serious relationship.

Maybe

>>73542138
Probably because you can see the source when you google the picture dumbass

>>73542168
>The ass and thigh pic she was clothed.
Oh, yup wasn't exactly expecting that with how you'd phrased it. Anyways nice going. Hate to sound like I prey on the meek and such, but flat-chested girls usually go out of their way to be interesting and entertaining, since it's ingrained in them that they feel they have to compensate for something.

It's a fireproof way of acquiring a girl that doesn't have a self-esteem that lets her answer you in yes/no answers.

>>73542308
>It's a fireproof way of acquiring a girl that doesn't have a self-esteem that lets her answer you in yes/no answers.

This, come in her mouth first and then if you ask she will allow you to come on her face because she will want to avoid the unused taste :^)

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>girl actually went through my profile and ask me multiple questions about myself

I am going to marry her

>>73535285
bruh it worked, i sent her my hard dick in my underwear and now she says she wants to grab it and stuff

waiting for her noods now

>>73542474

Country? :D

>>73542502
This very moment she is preparing a blackmail message and sending it out to all your Facebook contacts.

>>73542532
Finland

>talking to a woman in her late 30's
>topic of relationships come up
>just decides to be honest
>explains to her I had too much shit going on in my teens to think about it, and only now starting to really get social
>(I had already told her about what had been going on)
>she says that she completely understands
>that a guy like me shouldn't have any problems getting a girlfriend
>but that what I really need is a "an older woman to teach you about women ;)"

It's not the first time she's been flirty either. But she never went that far. I wasn't really planning on going anywhere with her, she's married, but fuck it.

>>73542173
Just make something up. A girl never wants to hear you're inexperienced at relationships unless they specifically have some kind of fetish for it.

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>>73542630
She's American isn't she

>>73542253
>>73542633
Thanks. I guess I'll just try to rephrase what I said in my post.

I really like being 100% honest with people, but my recent job interview proved that I have to start to at least rephrasing my truth to sound more appealing.

>>73542630

Russian?

Also i've noticed since brexit i get visited by much fewer thais and indonesians. We must no longer be the prime greencard destination.

>>73542630
>fuck it.
Ah l'Amour!

What exactly does bookmarking someone do?

>>73542765
Even the mail order bride market is getting hit by Brexit.

>>73525484
how do you get nudes on this site if you're goodlooking? It's hard for me to filter the slutty dtf women from the prudes on this site for some reason

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>>73542502
Good job lad, knew you could do it

>>73543102

>hard for me to filter the slutty dtf women from the prudes

Bump

>>73542276
I got it from /soc/ silly. It doesn't show up in reverse image searches.

>>73542709
Yeah, from the South-East US. She sent me a few voice recordings before, her accent makes me rock hard.

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>>73543394
FUCKING AMERICAN WOMEN

enjoy your French bastard.

>>73543394

>her accent makes me rock hard

Really? I think our accents are lame as fuck..

Italian and Pole accent is top tier

>stop masturbating to keep myself on game
>I turn into a fucking thirst machine a day in

I have to fap 5 times a day, maybe if I cut it down to 2 or 3 I would do better

>>73540124
You see we Egnlish know how you French really are, which is why we hate you.

>>73543799
>how you French really are,
Which is...?

>>73543714

God damn dude. How do you accomplish anything during your day?

>>73543394
Nice one, Jean-Guy

>>73543499
Dixie accents can eventually get a little grating, but they're pretty damn sexy. Maybe it's just some Southern Belle fetish

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>>73543799
Come on we don't really hate them, just a bit of banter

>>73543878
Are your women as hairy as people claim?

>>73543944

I think that whole "southern belle" thing is retarded.

>>73540768
nice autismo there buddy

>>73543902
He doesn't

>>73540013
Just so you know this is my first post ITT
Wew, good job, and t-t-thnx :3

>>73543995
>Are your women as hairy as people claim?
Err, don't believe so.

I mean, people in France don't even have the darndest clue about this being a belief people entertain about French women, and here, instead we joke about Portuguese women being hairy.

>>73544044

Haha yeah lol, this isn't the first time

>tfw thicc Turkish qt

Probably the hottest qt I've acquired and already got pics of her in a bra after a day

Just gotta be patient and nudes are guaranteed

>>73533920
Wew

>>73543902
Wakeup ->fap
Shower and breakfast -> fap
Get to work (I work from home) lunch -> fap
After dinner ->fap
before bed -> fap

>>73544228

I mean, how can you focus with your brain being so heavily sedated with dopamine?

If I fap when I wake up in the morning, it will ruin the rest of my day

>>73544374
He has to maintain a base level.

>>73544374
>filled with dopamine
It doesn't last. 20 minutes and I'm back to feeling normal, An hour goes by and I get in the mood again.

>>73544540

For me I think it increases my ADD. I've noticed if I go a week or longer without falling I become very productive. I feel healthier too. Also notice my workouts are better

>>73544608

*fapping

>>73544608
same here, shame i fucked up my streak

>>73544608
I might give the no fap meme a go

>>73543394
Same with italians. I communicate only in voice and the accent makes me diamonds

>>73543878
Arrogant and rude and think you are better than every other european

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>girl says she doesn't care about dick size
>a few days later I shower her my dick and she wont stop doing heart emojis and talking about how big it is

>>73545046
women=whores

>>73544910

Oh dude you should. I used to fap 3x a day for years and years. Last September there was a period of time where I didn't fap. About 9 days. I noticed that during that time- I felt more positive, motivated, better focused, and overall healthier. I think fapping so much greatly reduced our T levels which isn't good for us.

I really only fap now once a week. i feel more energized and have been way more productive.

>>73545046
Just another shit test that wants to see you falter and tests your mental frame/self-confidence. Just like the girls that 'don't like muscles that much' and suck of the bulkiest chad in the club toilet.

>>73545017
>think you are better than every other european
Well, you're the only other Europeans with our standing, but then again you vehemently deny having ever been European, so what are we do but think we're the better Europeans if you don't want that title with us.

>>73545046
Know that feel.
>talking with some Israeli hardcore about being a feminist, and always saying that size-shaming for men is as bad as body-shaming and shouldn't be done
>show her my dick later on and then she won't stop cussing about how much she likes it and how she likes the size

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>be an African American KANG
>all these white european girls message me

>>73545017
How is that anything than what people think of French people ?
>AHAHA I'm the only one that knows your secret ! YOU SPEAK FRENCH
Twat

>>73544011
Well, you're American. That doesn't surprise me

>>73544072
I figured.
Why did you think I lived in /randstad/?
You don't live there either.

>>73545432
You should be glad. Your Americaness overwrites your blackness.

>>73545440
>>73545325
See this everyone? The Frog recoils, he has been found out

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>>73545596
SH-shut down everything, we've been found out
You win this time rosbiff, but next time I won't be the same !
*drive away in clio*

>>73545233
Alright starting today no more fapping
Better focus should be pretty great given I have exams just around the corner

>>73546251
Nah man, that's a wrong approach. Just cut it down to 1-2 times a week. If you won't fap you'll just get wet dreams. They fucking suck. You need to dispose of that cum that builds up somehow.

>>73542502
can we also see it a bit? :3

>>73542578
LOL germany always has the best jokes :D cruel jokes

>>73546599
He's singaporean, it's probably quite small

>>73545508
Well, I live almost in the randstad I suppose. I don't know, I just assumed, or somewhere near (basically where there are a lot of non-whites)

>>73546666
Quads don't lie. I hope that looped gif in the skype convo was worth fapping to, Lee.

>>73546831
haha i think he was asking about the girl :D

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>73546910
No, he was definitely asking about the peanus weanus, trust me.

>>73546904
who is lee and are you budder? haha how are you

>made an original thread
>everybody ignored it

Why do I bother trying lads?

>>73546934
still 50 posts

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>>73543329
Then your google is broken
>

>>73546949
you guys are actually getting funny , i guess years of practicing for qts paid off

>>73547033
Yeah, it's easier to jam your dick into a mouth that was opened by laughter.

>girl does the compliment + (not flirting) message
>I do a compliment and I say (flirting)

Is this a good way to go about it? Keep in mind I am somewhere on the spectrum so this stuff is not something I'm good at.

>>73547033
I'm pretty new to this desu

>>73547033
I think you may need to take it back after this >>73547136

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>>73546836
You either have no idea what the /randstad/ is or I've got the wrong profile.

>>73542138
>>73542276
>>73543329
>>73547004

Flip the image horizontally and it won't come up on image search.

>>73547159
Hey john

>>73547309
Who is john? for the record Im not him.

>>73547259
Send me a message..its very near the hague

>>73547391
>>73547309

John was pretty famous on /cp/ for a while. He was an actual autist that browsed these threads and was always very confused by girls

He's sort of like /rpm1978 but on /int/

>don't really have a problem talking to women in real life
>get on interpals and I become an autistic man who feels awkward even doing a video call

>>73547512
Messaged him because he is learning german

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>>73547541
Isnt it funny how autists are chads online and chads autists online

>>73547611
Yeah but when you meet the girl in person she knows exactly what you are

>>73547541
actually it's not just video calls I feel awkward about. It's even messaging. I feel awkward sending people messages. I feel so weird about this.

>>73544540
those have to be the most disappointing faps ever. i always reserve at least 3 hours for my daily fap session

>>73547638
And this is the moment Chad realized he had no game and that he relied on his looks up until now.

>>73547509
False alarm then.
This one's from the south east of NL, last letter of profile name is w.

>16yo talked to me once
>didn't reply to her after one time
>changed my profile pic months later
>she views my profile everyday
16 is legal here right?

>>73547956
yes

>several pages deep
>"3 months ago"
>"4 months ago"
>"5 months ago"
>and then
>online now
What did interpals mean by this?

>>73546836
>>73547259

Let me help

Z

wishes

>>73547902
not her

>>73547787
I wouldn't say that my social graces fall flat. I suppose it's just that i can't take queues as well online as I can in person. I am enjoying my time on interpals though, but it's more of me just wanting to talk to people outside of the states.

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>making a new account
>using the same pic as I did a year ago

Hope nobody recognises me, would give off a weird impression using the same pic

>>73548244
I know this feel, it's especially weird seeing someone you remember viewing your profile.

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>>73548185
Serb anon

>>73548185
It's not that I'm actively looking for her, I was just looking what kind of Dutch people were on IP and I saw a meme girl referencing being of Egyptian heritage, so thought it could be her.
No, she's probably not dark enough for me.

>>73548297
>make an account a year ago
>person views your account, sends a message and ends up blocking you for banter

>make an account this year
>same person views my profile, sends a message and ends up saying that they like me a lot

I don't have the heart to tell her I was the person who told her to go clean britains toilets a year ago

Thinking about returning to interpals
should I do it lads? hopefully the dumb broads that thought that they were my gfs have deleted their accounts now

>>73548389

Hello cat girl

How are things with pilotbro ?

>>73548440
It took me 3 minutes to find her senpai.

She's not dark at all I would say. Doesn't look MENA, pretty cute.

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>tfw your French qt says she is voting for Le Pen

>>73547956
Go for it bro

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Just made a new account lads

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my hands have become cold and numb from my autism

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>>73548664
uh we talked for like 6 hours straight and I almost peed myself

so pretty good

>>73548753
You picked a good one

>>73548902

oh so, pilobro is into watersports/desperation

Would never have guessed he seemed like a nice lad.

Are you going to steal him from his polish qt ?

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>>73549073
No lmao... I was holding it and forgot cause we were talking

No clue who that is

Damn, lots of asian QTs on IP. Any advice anons? I'm a newfag.

>>73549168
expect broken english and replies stopping afte the second message

>>73549168
get kakaotalk for gorea qts

>>73549245
What is it with koreans and this kakotalk garbage? My korean asked me to get it and i told her to forget it.

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>>73549245
>tfw windows phone

At least it has Windows version.

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>Find a cool girl that seems to be smart and funny
>She ends up being a pseudo intellectual that doesnt believe in friendships "because I dont believe in things society taught me to"

Every time. Why are girls either dumb as fuck with dog filter in pics or some pretentious enlightened people who know every thing and need to turn normal conversations into some deep shit that ruins the mood?

>>73549388
It's essentially the WhatsApp of Korea, something like 95% of the population uses it

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>tfw only got 1 message from this guy

Where da latina and korean wimmin at like last time

>>73549388
It's korean whatsapp

>>73549132

Yeah I assumed as much, was just a joke :)

So you forgot about John finally ? I knew pilotbro works fast, but damn.

>>73549459
>>73549466
Ah i see, fuck that shit then. I already have line for japs and wechat for chinks, i'm not downloading another personal information stealing app for gooks.

By the way, when you guys are on the prowl for koreans, do you wait for them to visit your profile back before sending a message?

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>messaged by 2 guys
>0 qts have viewed, only men

>>73549821
Just run the crawler and you'll get enough messaging you first

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>>73549534
I still want to talk to John again if I could

>>73549466
>>73549821
>>73549851
>>73549852

>>73549851
Welcome to my life.

>>73549852
Crawler is down.