u can only reply if you r safe :D

>>73525019
lives in LA. will be the first to get targeted :D

Funny how every missile can't hit us.

Feels good being neutral.

>>73525019
lmao waddup pham

>>73525019
source?

lel

Pic is wrong, their range is actually the length of a person's arm

>>73525059
ICBMs and submarine missiles can easily hit your ass

wtf is australia actually that big

>>73525196
it looks like a piece of turd from that angle

>>73525019
That is one retarded map

>>73525196
y

So they can destroy everything except New Zealand, Africa, Latin America and part of the US?
Kinda makes you think.

wtf i love north korea now

pardo viadinho >>73525223

>>73525223
Well, they only have like 10 nukes so they can't hit much

>>73525223
We need to close our borders desu

>>73525248
You're going to share the new world with us and you're going to like it.

>>73525275
If this nuclear shit actually happens we will carpet bomb Brazil as a preventing measure. You are not our neighbors, but it will show our neighbors to keep in line and who is the boss.

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Declaring War on twitter.

What a time to be alive.

>>73525176

Who's gonna do it.

South Atantic is the blue jungle bro.

>>73525325

>we will carpet bomb Brazil as a preventing measure

lel you can barely cross the andes.

>>73525397
Yeah you're right, bud. We third-worlders are safe.

>>73525019
>forgetting about launching against earth's roatation

The South shall remain the bastion of American culture.

>>73525438

Shithole pride worldwide.

>>73525413
lel you know it's happening and there's nothing you can do about it, or anyone else for that matter. Hide your wife, hide your kids nigga

>>73525531

Greater Chile?

>>73525019
This chart is fake as fuck OP

>>73525019
Ofcourse.

>>73525330
He had a completly retarded convo with President Xi in which he had to be explained that north korea is not actually a puppet of china and they don't just follow the commands of some fatass in beijing. I don't blame Trump for thinking this because he is a typical moron and this is basically the fiction that the associated press tries to convince people of, but it's worrying that none of the military advisers that told him to deploy warships to the north korean coast did not feel the need to dispel that illusion.

>>73525746
You are bringing serious discussions to a shitposting thread. Why?

>>73525019
fug

I'd put money down on us being safe. No one really gives enough of a fuck to nuke us.

>>73525019

>Missile range

Yes, 1970s scuds. They can't even get their nukes out of a mine shaft, let alone on a missile.

>>73525746
>he had to be explained that north korea is not actually a puppet of china

They literally die without China feeding them everything they have.

>>73525325
Why is your country called Chile? Is it supposed to be like chilli because it's hot or chilly because it's cold?

>>73525330
Quality kek, what a time to be alive and fucking miserable.

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>>73525037
Damn..

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Invading NK would be like beating up a retarded kid. The only thing the bully we call the USA is afraid of is fighting someone their own size.

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>>73525330
>>73525880
At least this way we get entertainment. Always look on the bright side of life.

>>73525019
What? Fuck, mate.

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>>73525920
>tfw the USA, China, Russia and India will never nuke each other off the face of the earth so everyone else can get along

xd

>>73525920

To be honest I really wish I could see the alternate universe where the US goes to war with NK and it's just a 1v1 without Chinese shit getting involved.

I'd love to see how fast it ends.

>>73525330
Hold up, when you think about it, isn't Twitter one of the most powerful corporations involved in information dissemination at the moment? Couldn't taking the site down by some sort of multipronged terrorist attacks on their server centres around the world potentially cause global havoc and panic?
So many organisations rely almost entirely on Twitter for spreading information to the masses.

>>73525949
Tbqhwyrn f.a.m, USA is the biggest aggressor in the world atm

>>73525939
wew

>>73525983
most relevant companies invest their PR campaigns on multiple sites pham, no need to worry

>>73525939
We absolutely deserve this retard as our president. There's no denying it.

>>73525949
Nogger we will take the rest of y'all with is

>>73526026
Nothing spreads as effectively as Twitter, though. Even the mainstream media directly cite Twitter posts in their articles.
If taken control of it could be manipulated into being the ultimate tool for international propaganda.

>>73526042
How did you even manage to elect this clown?

>>73525949
This is synonym of extinction of all species on the planet. We are doomed to live with those demons for the rest of our lives.

>>73526075
What's your favorite eastonan dish?

lmao just send one to see what happens

>>73526075
Look at the state of western politics.. anyone who can name the sandnigger menace has a good shot, retarded as he may be.

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>>73526103
Verikäkk. It doesn't translate well, the direct translation is "blood mess".

It's pretty much cookies but instead of milk you use blood. They taste magnificent

>>73526113
>sandnigger
Why do you have to use those racist words Sven? Seriously. What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Do you enjoy being called names?

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>>73526150
Have you ever dipped Oreos in blood the same way?

>>73526113
Every day I thank God that I live in a country that has like 6 niggers in total

>>73526169
No, verikäkk is salty not sweet. We do drink warm pork blood with salt but that's another topic

>>73526150
We call them prietas, everywhere else in the latin world they are called morcillas. And they are god tier delicious.

>>73526211
I can't even tell why they taste so good, they have this very specific taste to them

>>73526192
>warm pork blood
We drink lambs and goats blood warm, but pigs blood is used to make prietas, or verikäkk as you call it.

>>73526245
*bro fists in the distance*

>>73526246
>>73526259
We aren't so different after all, you and I.

>>73525949
once usa gone there will be world peace

>>73526272
That's why I come to this board. Besides shitposting or in the middle of it, I learn beautiful things.

>>73526292
Tell me one thing: how is it legal for a country to be this long

>>73526314
It's not, but we don't give a fuck. Peru and Bolivia are actually calling the cops about this.

>>73526327
Are there any major climatic differences between the north and the south?

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>>73526284
Not true

>>73525209
The more i look at it the more my autism bothers me

>>73526347
Day and night. The north is desert (literally we have the driest desert on earth), the center is mediterranean climate, thenear south is forests and lakes, the proper south is fjords and icebergs and cold jungle. And then we have Antartica. The world in a capsule.

>>73525059
iktf except without extremely high crime and poverty

>>73526497

Not like much happens there anyway.

>>73525019
Texas
Feels good man! By all means wipe out cuckada and yankeeland though.

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>>73525019
>Spain is the only place in Europe that would survive ww3

Feels Great lads

>>73525019
Nice

>>73525019
Those are just missiles, they can't put nukes on them yet

>>73526284
I gonna agree with this chink

>>73530596
Forgetting Portugal?

>>73533554
Forgetting what?

would like to batter whoever came up with this map desu lads

Yes I am safe from misses, on fact everyone is sage because nothing of going to happen except faggoty anons who make shitty threads larping as WW3 fighters

>>73525746
yeah yeah the President is stupid and you're smart, we get it
*walks away and talks to somebody else*

>>73530596
>and it'd take out Kekaluña too

perfect scenario for you ladchaps

>>73535206
Could you be a more obvious redditor?

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>>73526284
Ridiculous.
The only reason why BRICS aren't chimping out on each other, is the U S and A and its allies. You need a common antagonist to keep your countries in check.
You'd be twice as bad if left unchecked.

>safetugal

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>implying MAGNIFICIENT LEADER would ever nuke italy

I wish he did. Our pain would finally be over.

WE ARE COMING BACK, LONG LOST FRIENDS! WE WILL BE WHOLE AGAIN, ITALIAN EAST AFRICA!

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>>73525019
I'm safe. Suck it west coast.

Death to Australia

>>73525993
Здopoвo, Bacь. Кaк дeлa в Чyхняcтaнe? He oбижaют тeбя тaм?

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>>73536009
Never reply to me in Russian ever again. Cyrillics are my trigger since grade school

>>73525019
Pls nuke us

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>>73536259
>estonian
>saying something bad about the US
Кoгo ты пытaeшьcя нaeбaть, Bacилий?

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>>73537001
DON'T POST MY FUCKING ELEPHANT

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>>73537715
Or what?

>>73525019
Do not worry they can't hit shit:D

>>73537768
You're asking for it

>>73533554
What is a poortugal?

North Korea doesn't have anywhere near a functional nuke. They can barely keep their soviet-era buildings from falling apart, and the world thinks they somehow managed to muster enough resources to build anything near a nuke?

What do they have? Probably some cobbled together prototypes made from old Russian blueprints that have never been tested or even finalized.

North Korea is done.

>>73525019
>tfw you live right on the edge but you live less than 30 miles away from a missile base

ill be ok

>>73525223
>they can destroy everything
they aren't able to destroy their own country and i'd be surprised if their nukes could really go as far a they claim it

>>73525019
>No California
>No Middle East
>No China
>No Canada
>No Anglos

Ummm

>>73533554
You mean West Spain?

>>73542718
What?

>>73525330
how does it feel to have a president that shitposts on the internet like a teenager

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>>73542718
I see Gibraltar is left unscathed.

>>73525037
God willing

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>>73525019
>reply if you r safe
>bunch of un-safe countries replies
really makes you think

I am and so is everybody else in the West. Stop with this fear mongering. Do you honestly think NK has the ability to start shit with anybody? They do anything and its regime change for them

>>73526497
stats god etc

>>73534980
>implying you could ever take over us
callate cuño

>>73545923
Care to back that up with some sort of proof, or are we supposed to just ignore your bias and prejudices and accept your opinions as facts you fucking moo?

>>73546009
>nigger talking
Are you really gonna imply that the Spanish have any kind of military strength?

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>>73525019
South America will be a comfy place when the WW3 happens

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>>73546521
Get ready for the great burger and leaf migrants

>>73546568
But... the wall? or does it only block the way in?

did the USA loss the korean war as the vietnam war?

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>>73546677
>That what keeps the beats out will keep us caged within

>>73546756
exactles.

>>73525037
If I remember correctly, Kim Jong un announced US military bases in Japan are the target.

>>73546888
Are you telling me it's unsafe to go to Japan? wtf have I been learning weeb for then?

>thinking the us is safe
ishygdtt

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>>73525019
Gets fucked cunts, how fucking good would it be if Asia, USA, Australia and eastern Europe all got blasted to pieces.

>>73547368
Bretty gud :DD

>>73525019
that's bullshit. they dont have no fucking range.

>>73525019
Phew

>>73547089
Sorry my Portuguese friend. If Japanese qts evacuate to your town, please be nice to them.

I'll go buy bottles of cheap water and emergency foods tomorrow. I want to buy motorbike to evacuate to other regions. But I don't have enough money.

>>73548655
I hope japan has good missile defense, no point in us and all the Portuguese living if there is no animu. I invite all you nips here, anything to reduce the amount of Chinese.

We South Koreans are not feeling threatened. And North Korea and Jong-un are not as dumb as they thought.

>>73548655
If japanese qts come to my town I guarantee you I'll impregnate every single one, and they'll be willing too
>tfw will reintegrate samurais in the world, ironicly of Portuguese descent

>>73525059
What about the 7 missiles Germany sent you in 2014?