/cum/

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*chokes*

Fuck Drumpf

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H-HIRE ME

how do i become a normie

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>>73524473
oh wow and what year of college are you in now?

>>73524585
Alcohol

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>>73524585
Stop peeing in the trash can and you are half way there!

Business idea: attract hipsters to my rust belt hometown to give it some new economic life

I hate drinking in public because it makes me talk too much

>>73524607
It's so convenient though.....
I need help with dressing not like an autist
I wear chad jeans, idk what else to do

>>73524594
>gooks get leg extensions and make their children go through extensive growth regimes so they aren't short

>>73524637
Get rid of the autism shoes.

Business idea: Bring some baristas and software developers to the rust belt and force them to code and make coffee at gunpoint

>>73524619
Already do this dësü

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>>73524594
kek, they're standing on boxes

Are there no tall girls at all in Asia?

why do people make fake amazon ads

they're just going to end up refunding, I dont get it

>>73524585
it's too late

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>>73524650
I upgraded from Skechers to new balance

Should I do Nike or something? Can't believe how ridiculously expensive those are though ffs

I don't notice anyone's shoes; why is it such a big deal

>>73524619
why bother if everyone in the area is going to be a fag

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>>73524659
>tfw no 6'4 chinese keeper gf

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>>73524672
Yes upgrade to these

>>73524700
how much?
My limit is $50

need a gf who is stronger than me and forces me to do stuff

>>73524672
>Should I do Nike or something

how have people not figured this out by now? you don't wear ANY SNEAKERS unless you're exercizing or just walking, at the very most going to a convenience store, that's the joke, you're a joke if you do

>>73524711
Bit gay lad

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>paying $50 for shoes

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>>73524740
>girl
>gay

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>how have people not figured this out by now? you don't wear ANY SNEAKERS unless you're exercizing or just walking, at the very most going to a convenience store, that's the joke, you're a joke if you do

>>73524734
Maybe it's different around here, but I see loads of frat chads wearing sneakers or socks+sandals

Anyone on /cum/ ever buy shoes from Sneakerhead?

>>73524672
>new balance
wew

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>>73524709
save up if you must, those shoes will get you mad pussy

>>73524773
I genuinely dont understand the whole shoe meme
They all look the and I never notice anyone else's
How is it a big deal?

the only shoes I own are a pair of flynits and birkenstocks. I have a cheap pair of chuckas but I never war them

>>73524794
>the whole shoe meme
that's the whole point, shoes are a meme. you have to buy a pair of normie approved shoes and forget about it

>>73524794
it's a nigger meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Jtht6kRK4

>>73524580
good post

>>73524823
What are normie shoes? Literally everyone I see on campus is wearing Nikes, New Balance, Adidas, or they wear socks and sandals
Then I come here and all those frat kids are autistic apparently

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these are the official shoes of /cum/

>>73524759
>frat chads

I don't think fashion rules really apply to attractive/confident people

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This is the most recent paid of shoes I bought. No, I don't run. But they're comfy.

>>73524853
They're wearing specific models. Im sorry you're too autistic to be able to tell autism shoes apart from normie kicks

>>73524853
just get some adidas and call it a day

>>73524874
Seems more autistic to obsess over shoes desu

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Crocs are the patricians choice.

Any name-brand canvas/skater shoe ist the easiest way to say "I don't really care what I look like" without looking like you don't care what you look like

>>73524888
its not an obsession you idiot. its about stacy determining you're a sperg in 0.7 seconds from your stance, virgin walk and autism shoes

>>73524888
An autistic obsession about shoes is common among those with a high amount of melanin in their skin.

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>I wear crocs

>>73524888
You can obsess over approved topics like clothing and sports

Do some people actually struggle to pick out shoes that don't mark them as an autist?

>>73524873
>$120
:l

>>73524919
Those with autism

>>73524922
roshes are always expensive

>>73524922
$120 for a pair of shoes is completely reasonable.

>>73524919
I make close to minimum wage so I just go to WalMart and buy ~$30 shoes every year or two

>>73524853
not autistic just childish, hence the frat morons in college wearing sneakers

>>73524933
I'd have to work 13hrs for those shoes...

>>73524873
See this I would argue isn't an autism shoe, but it's technically a sneaker. I really don't think there is a set rule, you kind of have to go by the "feel" of it.

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>$120 for a pair of shoes is completely reasonable.

>>73524949
that's like a day and a half of work

>Why yes, I AM afraid of spending $100 on a pair of shoes that will last years while at the same time spending $60 on video games that I'll play for 20 hours and never touch again

ww3???????

>>73524949
And they'll last you months without breaking down while 20 dollar Wal-Mart shoes probably degrade six times as fast or more, making up for it.

>you kind of have to go by the "feel" of it
That's the whole joke. Autistic people can't do this. There's people who can't tell the difference between a mint pair of a popular sneaker from a popular brand and white Asics

>>73524989
not yet brother

I hope China glasses the west coast

>>73524995
I've been wearing the same walmart shoes for 2yrs now bud

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Is this autistic?

>>73524995
meant to reply to >>73524952 not doing a no-reply meme

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>tfw can't get a pair of shoes to last longer than a year
How the fuck do you keep your shoes nice? Mine already have holes in the soles

>>73525011
lose weight

>>73525008
>>73524901

>>73524975
I don't buy video games

>>73525008
Not in the slightest but if you have to ask that means you are and other indicators like your walk and scent will let people know. Shoes are just the easiest way to determine it.

>>73525001
this tbqh. spent 3 years working on my feet and they held up. I just got rid of them because I thought they were ugly and I replaced them with $60 shoes

there is literally nothing wrong with generic black-and-white tennis shoes

meet an star wars fan boy, didnt think they existed tbqh. He though bb8 was the coolest thing in the world

>>73525016
So, yes?
Theyre pretty cheap, might cop em
>>73525022
I find it hard to believe girls care this much. I have never noticed anyones shoes in my life

>>73524585
Stop posting here

>>73525049
yes
>>73525042
>I didn't think Star Wars fanboys existed
where have you been since the 80s?

>>73525018
I'm talking about Placer, not you.

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Kirkland master race reporting in

>>73525071

I havent bought a $60 video game in....

at least a year

>>73525013
I weigh 170 lbs at 5'10''; I doubt that's bad enough to cause that kind of damage. I do a ton of walking, and I sometimes do it at autism speed because I have places to be and more pressing issues to worry about

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I wear size 11.5
I didn't even know there was a width measurement....
no idea what mine is

>buy a really nice pair of docs for work
>realize their more comfortable than my shitty sneakers so just wear them all the time
>looks pretty good with jeans
>realize it looks cool if I have the legs bunched up at the top
>walk around like this for a few weeks, doc martins, bunched up pant legs, sleaveless t-shirts (undershirts for work), until I notice people looking at me nervously all the time and realize what I look like

THIS is the ultimate autism shoe mistake in a way

pretty sure my dad has autism
he wears the same all black shoes, shorts, shirt, and skull cap every time I see him

can someone do that backwards quote thing

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>5'10

country idea: chicanada

What size shoe do you wear, buds? Most shoes I wear are 12 while some are 12.5 and some are 11.5.

>>73525122
wow
double the shit

>>73525064
i would consider myself a star wars fanboy, but he was just overboard with it. When the guy i was with said "they are going to milk so many movies from the franchise", the guy response "ya isnt that amazing"

>>73525133
I use 12

>>73525095
That's just called being a dad. Once you're over 35 and have children it's completely socially acceptable to dress like this.

listened to varg at gym tonight

>>73525094
I'd rather people think I was a nazi/hooligan than autistic if I'm honest

>>73525142
>guy who is excited for new SW crap
>guy who is playing the "this isn't kino anymore it was better before" card
Now let's consider who is the actual fanboy here

>>73525095
he's dealing drugs

>>73525133
14 wide most of the time but 13.5 wide for some brands

>>73525175
>tfw footlet
Pretty sure my dad wears a size 9 or 10, so I'm glad mine aren't as small as his.

>>73525172
i just said i would consider myself a fanboy, but i never meet a "camp out in line for a midnight release" fanboy before

>>73525095
why does your dad wear a skull cap? is he a biker?

>>73525215
How big are your feet?
12 1/2 masterrace

I suspect my night would've gone differently if the Habs weren't a bunch of disappointments.
>>73525230
>"What size shoe do you wear, buds? Most shoes I wear are 12 while some are 12.5 and some are 11.5."

>tfw never camped out for a movie
>still remember Ep. III's release when there was a line going all the way around our movie theater with the end of the line almost back at the ticket counter

>>73525235
s-shut up

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>>73525235
look at all these chucklefucks going to get disappointing today

i took this pic

>>73525260
what are they in line for?

>>73525238
>tfw there was a massive line for Force Awakens
>I bought my tickets online several days before so we just skipped the line
>meanwhile that one formerly popular Asian youtuber stood in line and waited
>>73525274
A turn with your mother

>>73525274

borepuck

>>73525215
I wish I had only 13 because thats the size most styles cutoff

>>73525274
they're not in line they're waiting for the light to turn green to cross the street

and they're making their way to the bell centre to watch the habs game against the rangers that we lost 2-0

>>73525228
I have no idea, he's kinda weird
I saw it at their house yesterday and it's made of felt like a cowboy hat

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>>73525292
>tfw cucked over and over by a Swede

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What's the most illegal thing you've done /cum/?

>shoplifted regularly as a kid (most expensive being Xbox controller and the stupid wifi adapter)
>threw molotov in a parking lot just for memes
>ding dong ditch peoples houses and lob baking soda vinegar bombs at people when they opened the door
>shoot out street lights with bb guns
>graffiti under bridges and such
>egg people's house
>shot a gun in school with a bb gun
>smashed mailboxes
>threw rocks at passing cars
>play on construction sights regularly

Most of this was all before I was 14 and subsequently become a shut-in. Nothing of interest aside from drug use since then

Miss the good old days

>>73525292
>we

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T-there's still hope...J-just wait for game two

>>73525318
*shot a guy in school with a bb gun

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who here /chill/?

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what's wrong with americans

>>73525318
>pulled a knife on older kids that were bullying me
>broke into a rail yard with my friend and rode a utility vehicle
>smashed the window on a cop car
>broke into abandoned building
>petty shoplifting

i dont follow laws, only my own moral compass

>>73525318
Shoplifted sometimes.
Worst thing I did was key a guy's car and slash his tires.

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>reddit memes

>>73525318
stole a rare yugioh card

>>73525318
"Interference with the ordinary enjoyment of the transit system"

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>>73525346

>yuropoors have to pay for their smells

>>73525318
There was a square dance hall we used to disconnect the power to when all the old people were in it

Pretty horrible thinking back

>>73525346
>FREE SMELLS
No thanks

>>73525318
torrented anime and such

>>73525364

I dont get it

is this an incest joke?

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>>73525375
My school had a month where they forced us to square dance. I did it the first time but the second time I told them dancing was against my religion and got to sit in the back and fuck around

>>73525318
Uh-oh, dennis the menace over here.
Look out, buds.

>>73525392
I'd call you a fag but you were avoiding square dancing, not sports. that's actually pretty jokes

goodnight, subhumans

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>goodnight, subhumans

shit, its almost 10 PM and I havent even started my homework

>>73525387
You should be locked up for life
Funny that no one considers that a crime though in all honesty kek

>>73525439
doing spanish rn

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>>73525452

...so am I

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>>73525420
>outdated, british, teenage-girl slang
>calling anyone else a fag

>>73525392
They made us do it couple times
I got partnered up with the girl that everyone thought I had a crush on. She blew a kiss, but the teacher thought it was real and we both got to sit out instead

>>73525462
>needing to study spanish
truly a chicano of the highest order

aslo help

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>>73525452
>>73525462
dumb chi lovers

>>73524553
>tfw ectomorphic and will never look like that

>>73525390

Do you really not understand the joke, you god damned fucktard?

autism was a mistake

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>unironically taking spanish

>>73525318
>done the drugs (weed starting at 10 or 11, then shrooms, mdma, coke, salvia once)
>started field fires
>made and blew up pipe bombs (greasy fuckers, at least 10" x 3" diameter)
>randomly dug holes when i was a little shit, biggest was 10 feet deep and ~6 feet wide

>>73525420
I never avoided sports desu. I spent my lunch breaks playing football.

>>73525480
I should have just finished in highschool but
>tfw to smart to finish whar you start

>>73525480

>foreign language is a requisite for graduating highschool
>choices were spanish, french, or german
>decided to go with the language of a native country instead on ones Id only hear in old timey movie or Hogan's heroes

>>73525499
>not wanting to learn as many languages as possible, even if they don't all end up being useful

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>tfw took Russian for my foreign language
Easiest A+ of my life

>>73525465
>>outdated, british, teenage-girl slang
eh?

Oh and I watched some high schoolers do the thing where they put piccolo-petes in a pop bottle and light it. They ordered a pizza to the parking lot and gave us a piece.

>>73525490
You can still be my Canadian BF 2017

>>73525500
Man digging holes was so fun :)

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>I don't like french

And the Sharks win means 0 (zero) Canadian teams have won a playoff game in THEIR sport.

>took spanish in high school
>don't remember any of it

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>yeah i took spanish instead of german

>>73525591
Oh shit that reminds me, I need to go do my Duolingo lesson in French

>>73525603

t. Kraut

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>t. Kraut

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>t. Kraut

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>chi.jpg

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>1488846639546.png

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>1488846639546.png

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>chi3.jpg

>>73525675
I'd marry and have 14 kids with the one in the middle.

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Ay Canabros, you lads get a lot of pommy expats too right? Do you ever feel like they still look down on you because you're a colonial or is that just a convict thing?

[color=green]greentexting
Cool
Hip
New gimmick
Doesn't work
[/colir]

watching death note

73525708<<
Idiot

>>73525716
normies

>>73525708
get out

where are the mexican posters

I have no idea what parecer or traducir mean and google is useless

FUCK white people

>>73525708
>get it im cute xDDDDDDDD

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Good night.

FUCK Swedes

>>73525753
fill up the black girls

/trump/ more like /fistmedaddy/

Gonna HEEM the next Swede I come across.

i've found the most autistic man on the internet

>>73525708
>Do you ever feel like they still look down on you because you're a colonial
nah, we give off pretty good first impressions in our mannerisms, whereas you guys are a little more abrasive
if a brit wen into eastern canada though, they'd essentially find the cornwall/devon of Canada (too bad nobody comes here tho)

Jag är svensk

I hate canadians and mexicans

and like 70% of Americans. but mostly I just hate canadians and mexicans.

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>>73525793
So you found a mirror?
>>73525803
You asked for it

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>>73525708
>you lads get a lot of pommy expats too right?
Yes, probably not as much as you though
>Do you ever feel like they still look down on you because you're a colonial or is that just a convict thing?
Most of the ones I have met have been young people on the international experience visa, so no. Some older ones are more like this, but still not so bad.

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>So you found a mirror?

>So you found a mirror?
What did she mean by that

trap music?

more like CRAP music

>>73525867
I listen to trap sometimes desu

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>I listen to trap sometimes desu

all of my hair except my bangs now fits into a pony tail

>>73525916
>listening to anything that isn't from a video game

If you think having a musical taste that's different than yours is worthy of a fedorapost then you are the fedora neckbeard

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Is Chicago deep dish pizza any good? I keep seeing mixed reviews on it from burgers.

>>73525951
qt

got an erect penis at the moment

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>If you think having a musical taste that's different than yours is worthy of a fedorapost then you are the fedora neckbeard


>>73525982

its alright, if you like lasagna

>>73525982
It's shit

I don't drink alcohol often and i'm going to get drunk right now. how do i avoid the stomach ache while still getting drunk

when is lent over I want to get drunk too

>>73526027
Drink plenty of water

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>>73526002
>>73526021
>more mixed reviews
REEEE

>>73526051

by 'alright if you like lasagna', I meant its nothing like pizza

dumb leaf

>celebrating lent
aussies
>>>/out/back

>>73525982
its the goat

only people in chicago like that meme pizza

>>73526120

100% this

that seems like a huge Achilles' heel with you, is if people mention the word "homosexual." Your mind goes blank.

>>73526120
>>73526127
More like everyone outside of chicago has trash taste

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>More like everyone outside of chicago has trash taste

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i have never had chicago style pizza

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>Mexican free /cum/
He actually did it

Have a feeling that Chicago style pizza would've had a better reputation if they didn't call it a pizza.

bout to order my first 30 inch chicago lasagna bowl

>>73524922

Bed, chair, shoes. 3 things you should never put price limits on because you'll spend every waking moment of your life in one of them and discomfort in any will be permanent misery.

>>73526219
And you can be comfortable in shoes well below $120. Your point, fucking leaf?

>>73526240

Maybe for you NEET lard asses who never leave the house, your walmart shoes last 4 months to working people, you save nothing cheaping out.

>>73526247
I walk around all the time as my job and I've had my walmart shoes for years

I actually can't believe that people wear Walmart shoes.

>>73526291
You've never heard of poor or cheap people before?

found a nickel in the washing machine

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When the lights go down in the city

found a blunt in an empty pack of marbles by the storm drain

don't give a single shit about chiraq

>>73526303
People in my state are autistic about shoes.

Invest in Africa so they stop coming here

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>>73526310

and the sun shines oooooonnnn the baaaaaaay

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>>73526323
how about we don't do that and we also don't let them come here

>>73526291
Years ago I had a pair of white, velcro-strap wal-mart shoes for a while. Did the top strap under the tongue to makes them pop up.
Totally pulled it off.

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I'm not saying never, just not right now.

>>73526336
WTF that's racist :(

>>73526179

/cuc/ - Canada, United States, and Chile when?

>already developing a tolerance for benzos
Fug, time to go cold turkey

>>73526359
it's ignorant not to be racist
racism is the end conclusion when you have achieved total intellectual honesty

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being a corrections officer for a lower security facility shouldn't be that bad, right?

>>73526354
kek <--- that one
kek
kek
kek

>>73526354
what is this

>>73526388
Hope not
>tfw probably going to end up becoming a CO

>>73526380
Have fun with the potentially fatal withdrawals.

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>it's ignorant not to be racist

>>73526403
I got them prescribed to me so they're safe obviously

>>73526393
Really, you never saw this before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UBorIl64iM

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>>73526388

is it a ladies prison?

>>73526417
>explaining it to some underagefag or immigrant

>>73526407
t. doesn't live near any major city

don't belive me just watch
*dabbs*
don't belive me just watch
*DABBS*

>>73526396
taking my physical and written test next Tuesday, at the very least I can't imagine hating it more than retail. Why do you think you'll be becoming one?

>>73526433
they only let females (non-male) work in those, the sexist pigs

>>73526417

>had ONE FUCKING JOB legalizing ayyweedlmao
>didn't even do that

Anybody considering voting for that cuck should be drawn and quartered

*depps*

>>73526466

>they only let females (non-male) work in those, the sexist pigs

have you informed them of what year it is?

>tfw depressed
I'm glad you guys exist, even if all we do is shitpost together.

>>73526443
I go to a very diverse university and everyone gets along great :)

>>73526484
stfu bitch

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>tfw you make a fedora/vape tier post in order to bait out a condescending fedora image reply and it works

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wtf i love shamalan now

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My internet speed when I sit on the back of my bed

>>73526466
Because I'm probably switching from STEM to CRJ because I'm a lazy fuck. If I want to work for the county, I have to be a CO for two years. I might get a different career in the field but that's what I'm looking at right now.

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>>73526516
When I sit on the end, shit either way but still

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490919407788.webm

>>73526516
mine is 3 mbps son

>>73526484
This place is like drinking for depression.
You feel better for a bit then worse.
Reading is a lot more effective.

>>73526466
identify as female
threaten to sue if they tell you to frig off

>>73526534

>tfw never had more than 25m

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tfw terrible upload speed

>>73526536
I dont understand how it's such a big difference just by sitting on a different side of my bed

fondling and gently grasping my balls as i browse

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>posting uni speeds
doest count

why do most americans conflate race for culture?

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>>73526480
>>73526547
having the Prime Minister inform them as we speak desu

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who /pro gamer/

>tfw internet constantly shits itself but has good DL speed

>>73526574
>uni
My uni speeds are terrible. I think it's about 50mbps. I live off campus.

>>73526593

I dont even recognize anything but the gold

what the FUCK did they do to Old shcool

>>73526593
give me some GP senpai

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>>73526574
>uni
Fuck off, "lad"

>>73526614
that's 3rd age you cunt
otherwise yeah they ruined it with reddit tier shit

>>73526619
what did he mean by this

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hmmmm

>>73526615
okay

>>73526619
What on Earth did he mean by this?

dont know anybody that even used 3rd age

>>73526661
it's patrician

>>73526574
I'm home, my Uni's internet is ten times faster than this shit

Canadian English is the highest form of English desu

>>73526673
isn't it just a mix of british and yank?

me uni wot does dilly dallying cross the bend

>>73526673
old english is

>>73526666

patrician is wearing addy chainmail

casual is fighters torso/rune plate

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>>73526673

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>Canadian English is the highest form of English desu

>plough
>dough
what did he mean by this

>>73526673
Excellent post, bud

imagine being a brony

whats your favoUrite coloUr

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>colour

me bum hast the foulest odour

I need help answering a question, what color is a canadian's blood

>>73526746
Wash it then fedora moron.

>>73526750
colour*

>>73526750
probably black like they are hearts

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>>73526750
RED AND WHITE

>>73526750
Red. With a little maple syrup.

>>73526750

brown, like maple syrup

>>73526733
I can only assume that Québécois is also the highest form of French spoken

>>73526759
lookie here ("haitch" is not pronounced) it's me ole ally holland eh

wuts all the foos aboot, eh?

>>73526801
I don't know. What foos?

>>73526730
I get plow, but how are you supposed to spell dough?

rain drop

cough drop

what's the canuck demographic here? are you all muzzies?

>>73526780
it unironically has less anglicisms than continental french, although i'm not a francophone.

i think the neutral french-canadian accent that you hear on radio-canada and that most of my teachers had is quite nice. jouale and the other regional dialects are not that nice on the ears and sound like appalachian english or something.