Early friendship thread Invited: The german who its like 3am

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Why do you invite us?
Suspicious.

>>73521149
Hi ^^

sup

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>>73521198
To use your insect hivemind to find the french guy who went on the date so he can tell me how it went.

Also to talk.

>>73521217
Hello

>>73521246
Hey man. How you doing?

>>73521246
How is it going?

>>73521276
My insect hivemind?

Spooky

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>>73521308
The french are spooky desu. If you fall over in Paris they eat you!

>>73521276
>be french
>you all hate each other, argue all the time and no one can ever agree on anything in this fucking country
>somehow get calld a "hivemind"
>by a guy who is probably chinese no less

Howdy.

im going to bed now

>>73521356
You aussies are terrifying

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>>73521417
Well you all eat weird shit desu so there's some form of agreement there

>>73521427
hello

>>73521434
ohh wait i see i am invited to this place

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>>73521434
Rough. Sweet dreams

>>73521443
Why are we terrifying?

>>73521446

#notallfrenchies

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>>73521460
Yeah I hoped you'd keep me company. Russians are a couple of hours off and I'm watching some shit russian fighting movie for the gangsters

>>73521464
y-you can survive, surrounded by all those fucking creatures

You're not normal human beings...!

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>>73521476
If I made you a frog with loads of garlic would you eat it?

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>>73521504
What creatures? Scariest thing where I live is probably snakes that you never see or if you got drugged out in the bush and were paralysed maybe tassie devils would gnaw on you

>>73521514
I don't think so desu

(but if it can make you happy, then okay!)

>>73521541
Big spiders

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>>73521487
>>73521217
isnt it the russian you are looking for?
I am currently looking for an old russian movie on cassette. a bit like russian fight club with prison, sex and rape shit. maybe one of the first movies from my early childhood memory

>>73521487
what movie?

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>>73521621
Daww <3

>Big spiders
There's basically only huntsmen. My cat seems to have them though.

But the only actually scary spider in Tassie is the white tail. Its not even poisonis but it eats other spiders and they rot on its mouth so if it bites you then you can get necrosis and get very sick

>>73521623
What's it called? This one is called Boyka: undisputed

>>73521514
i would, it's delicious

btw i get how snails are gross since it's like a slug without a shell and basically and insect, but frogs are perfectly ok i don't see anything weird whatsoever about eating them the animal isn't gross or anything

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>>73521701
Boyka: 27 basically. watched a couple of the like 6 years ago and they were pretty ok

What are some good Russian gangster movies? Eastern promises is shit

>>73521723
idk its a bit full on. I would probably give some horse a nibble though

>>73521702
dunno, i will prbly never find out
i know that in the midst the protagonist fucks a whore in a prison cell, after he fought someone
Maybe some russian anon will enlighten me later

>>73521737
"Brat", never watched it though
also this track gives me some russian mafia vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt1knybTddE

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>>73521783
Rough. I like russian gangsters for some reason. Americans gangster movies can be pretty terrible though desu. Some are quite good. idk it sounds worth a watch I guess

>>73521826
What's Brat about?

>>73521623
How old is it? 90-s or 00-s? Was it a movie or series? Most famous is probably brother http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118767/

>>73521737
>good Russian movies
not sure such thing exists
try this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337898/

>>73521906
Can't find it. Came up with this https://rarbg.to/torrent/itlyx9v3cwjqzof456en8gms7hk1uaprd2b2t4gcdsx8yne9hal1zbv67rowqip3jkfum5

>>73521906
Oh. Its this?

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7567065/Brigada__2002__[TV.XViD_AVI]_[PL]_

No english subtitles though

>>73521906
it is prbly not the movie i am looking for, but i am going to watch it nonetheless. friend of mine loved it

>>73521857
i dont know, but i will find out.
https://youtu.be/iw6cDYEd8Dw
if you dont bother with subs

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>>73522060
Hmm. This movie is shit desu. Its in English though

>>73521857
>What's Brat about?
soldier returns from war in checnya, goes to petersburg and gets the shit done right while searching for the fucking rock song. This shit was extremely popular in 90s - early 00s. And there is soooooooo much of hidden meaning (Not sure that non-russian will see it). My literature teacher even asked us to write an essay about it.
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118767/

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>>73522112
Brother? I am downloading it atm.

Boyka has a guy who looks like this guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Jones_(wrestler)

He was in prison in Tasmania hey

>>73522239
doubt you will like it

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>>73522292
Why?

>>73522239
why are you posting lewd anime stuff?
I thought it was a russian phenomen beside sissy posting, on the other side it keeps bullies away
are you good at banter like your countrymen?

>>73522337
you are not russian in 90s

>>73522354
Since when did posting anime stuff become a russian phenomenon?

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>>73522354
I haven't been posting lewd stuff though. But yeah I'm not above a bit of cuteposting when I'm in the mood.

idk if anyone's really "good" at banter. I think people just banter.

Why? I thought you were looking for a fem gf (male) yourself?

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>>73522426
True.

idk its still a gangster movie though? I like gangsters

Btw, what are your favourite animes?

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>>73522461
idk man. Atm I like Konosuba and I like Shokugeki no soma too.

All time favorite is probably Madoka magika I guess

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>>73522426
well sissyposting as well as selfhating is definetly a russian phenomenon on flagbased boards

>>73522427
>Why? I thought you were looking for a fem gf (male) yourself?
whom did you ask the question?

>>73522453
There are a few films about war
Panfilov's 28 Men http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5207204/
didn't watch it, afraid it might be somewhat propagandistic

Bastards
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460012/
Enjoyed it when i was ~12yo

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>>73522564
Hmm maybe you are a different german?

>>73522566
I despise American propaganda mate and knowing modern australia I'll get put on a fucking watchlist if I start watching russian war propaganda :/

>>73522640
nahh i am the only german in this thread.
I am just wondering, because the question is out of context so i assumed you meant the russian anon

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>>73522674
idk there was a german last week sometime who wanted a femboy I think.

Are you telling me more than one german has the internet? I just thought you were one of Iki's split personalitys

>>73522715
Are there any good Australian movies? I liked Red Dog

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>>73522715
>idk there was a german last week sometime who wanted a femboy I think.

that's not me, yesterday i joined the first time

>iki
that guy is hilarious, i think he is the only german posting outside of /deutsch/, so technically he is the only german here
sometimes i get mistaken for him bc of same writing style and my offensive behaviour towards some flags

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>>73522759
idk. There's plenty that were shot here like Matrix but for an actual australian movie the only one that really spings to mind is the Tasmanian cannibal one. Pretty horrible but its a true story

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Diemen%27s_Land_(film)

Can't find is though sorry

>>73522822
Ah. You told me the russians were a couple of hours away though?

Yeah I don't mind him. Can be a bit full on in the food threads though. I just want to look at nice food and ask anon's about recipes

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>>73522856
>Ah. You told me the russians were a couple of hours away though?
yeah

I am going to bed now, i gotta clean up my room and the toilet "tomorrow", wishing you a nice day

>>73522640
>I'll get put on a fucking watchlist
Aren't you already? You are chatting to russkies
Also, what's wrong with modern Australia? I thiught it doesn't give a shit about anything in the world

>>73522987
Good night!

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>>73522987
Night night mate

>>73522989
idk. I pay $60 for a bag of smokes so that annoys me but idk why because the government gives me money anyway so how can I really complain?

The nanny state is a bit full on maybe.

No gay marriage is a bit annoying I guess. Seems like people should have equal rights. Lot of issues on the mainland with the natives but there is an argument that we give them everything so there's not really much we can do. My mum goes up and does work in aboriginal communitys though so its good I guess. Also I hear meth is a bit of an issue

Why? What's your view of Australia man? And what problems do you really have in russia besides the cold?

>>73523054
Shut up mate. Just shut the hell up.

Just listening to T-Fest

This is what normal Russians look like, right?

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>>73523099
Why? We give you everything you noonga cunt

>>73523120
What the hell do you think you're doing speaking to me like that? Do you know who I am?

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>>73523178
anon?

it's almost 5 am in Czechia. wtf am i doing here
answer: i fucked up my beddo routine

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>>73523218
>being a meme republic boy in Czechoslovakia

>>73523249
>meme
what's so memish about it? it's a no laughing matter, cunt >:(

>>73523249
>Czechoslovakia
you might as well call russia ussr, or smth

>>73523118
>T-Fest
Never heard of him

>>73523054
Australia looks like oasis of peace in this shitty world. It is a wealthy country with good climate, bad internet, and nothing horrible happens.

Cold is not a problem. Everything else is. Corrupted government, shitty soviet-minded people, worst roads ever, worst medicine ever, and tnx to putin everyone hates us.

Oh, here they are lel

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>>73523268
Its silly. Just another Ivan tbqh famalam

>>73523286
Well you told me its not chechnia and I can't be fucked typing out the Czech Republic every time

>>73523293
Why not move to Australia then?

Hope you all had a nice day/night.

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I haven't gone asleep yet because I'm ill and I'm waiting for my lemsip to kick in

>>73523293

I like you, Poccия

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>>73523320
Sounds pretty horrible. Will you be ok?

>>73523316

Hello amerike

>>73523312
>Why not move to Australia then
Would love to
>>73523329
thanks :) love you too

>>73523293
>Cold is not a problem
it is not, but it is expected to have people with shitty mentality in cold places. what is there to expect even, when it is snow wasteland in the winter and vodka is the only thing to keep you sane.
>chechnia
it isn't memeboy, it's Czechia
>famalam
is that arabic? or some slang?
>Ivan
how fucking dare you, ned kelly

>>73523339
I'll be okay thanks. I was totally fine yesterday but just woke up this morning with a completely stuffed nose and feeling shite. I tried to nuke it with spicy food but it did fuck all. Any tips?

>>73522715
i want to be the gf

Russian girls in music videos are one of my favourite things
They make me feel funny :3

>>73523364
Have a great night buddy.

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>>73523316
My nice expensive coffee tastes bad :c

>>73523366
Get on the girljuice and be my wife then ;3

>>73523375
kys

Honestly? idk man just be comfy in bed and snuggle up with something. Do you have a cat?

>>73523383
Are you qt?

>>73523391
like these?
https://youtu.be/2Rxu8XFmHxA

>>73523401

Literally waiting for a cyclone to hit kek

Apparently one of the worst in like 50 years, I think it'll just miss me though

>>73523439
how oftes you aussies are killed by snakes, spiders and other abos? i want to go there, but kind of afraid of the wild

>>73521737
Brat (Бpaт), Brat 2 (Бpaт 2), Zhmurki (Жмypки) practically anything from Balabanov is great, also I think Boomer (Бyмep) will be an exemplary russian gangster movie here's the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMxD3yJ9_MU

Vladivostok FM intensifies. Btw Hi mate

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>>73523463
All the time, dead rn desu

>>73523473
Hello. Mongol?

>>73521198
kek. history tells us that when germans are interested in france that is no good.

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>>73523499
>germans

>>73523463

I'm from nz, so there is literally nothing here to kill me
But I did get bit my a spider for the first time ever the other night, just felt like someone stuck a pin in my leg and went a bit red

Not sure how many aussies die, though

>>73523402
roughly cute enough

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>>73523520
Be my gf?

>>73523492
Mongol is a good historical movie, but it wasn't filmed by Balabanov

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>>73523492
Hello. Being late today though i woke up at 8:00 am i've decided to sleep for an additional 2-3 hours

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>>73523519
>nothing to kill me
kiwis?
desu, mate, i think nz is the best place in za warudo. prove me otherwise.

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>>73523538
but you're so far away

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>>73523559
I was asking if you were the mongol russian.

idk I found a show. Dimension 404. Its ok I guess

>>73523581
Don't be lazy then. And stop putting cyanide in granny's tea!

I woke up at 6 :/ I wish I had gone back to sleep. Feel tired

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>>73523606
So? internet and planes exist

>>73523559
"Mongol" is hardly historical but it's fine sheesh i remember the time when there was a couple of flicks about the Genghis Khan and we have watched them all cause we wuz khangz meme

>>73523602

Kek

I like it, lad

It's definitely can be quiet, if that's you're thing, so it's not everyone's thing, especially if your from a big city

Even Auckland can seem empty lel

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>>73523609
But i love the coziness of my bed so much it's beyond me to overpower it. Also rrrrreeeee you made one stupid joke and now everyone refering you as granny poisoner rrreeeee

>>73523660
nz is the only country in my list to migrate to, desu, it's just that i don't want to leave the family. that's why i don't even want to stay in Czechia for too long.

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>>73523646
well, anyway, I'll go to bed now, have a great day; maybe I'll see you around some other time

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>>73523729
idk my bed its pretty ok. Doona is too small for me though. I inherited it from my flatmate and had to throw my mattress and doona out from my fucking cat pissing on it.

Little monster. She's not allowed in my bedroom anymore. Paid 500 for that fucking mattress ree

Also I'll be looking at the obituary's mate and when she turns up dead I'll send the police straight to you :^)

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>>73523787
ree desu.

I'll make the same thread a bit earlier tomorrow if you'll be around

Just watching videos of Americans eating vegimite wrong

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>>73523830
Yeah they put half the jar on then make faces hey. Its a bit of a kek

>>73523830
>vegimite
is that a grass based porkyman?

>>73523871

That was a strange sentence lel

>>73523857
Trying to eat it like they do Nutella kek

>>73521623
Bespredel?

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>>73523922
Yeah. idk they may as well neck surrstoming the way they carry on

>>73523954
>surrstroming
its pretty tasty tho, just smells like cancer

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>>73523981
idk man reckon I'll go my whole life not dealing with it

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>>73523801
>cat pissing on it
It's partly a reason why i conscious of adopting a kot but my granny has an asthma hmmm maybe i should reconsider a possibility of obtaining a kot preferably a fluffy one.
>>73523926
Bespredel isn't really about a fight club more of how the Soviet society have rotten on example of closed prison society.

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>>73524054
kek

idk man she didn't do it for a long time. Then it was my fault she did kinda. Locked her in the room by mistake. Then it was getting really bad hey. Like long night or whatever then go to lay down at 4am or something. Take off all your clothes and lie down then feel this fucking wetness at your back.

JUST

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>>73524002
dont be a pussy. you should embrace all the tastes in the world. it's a waste of life, otherwise

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>>73524124
Hmm well I mean my dad is Danish to be fair. However even Danes aren't retarded enough to eat rotting fish

>>73524170
>rotting
it's fermented, not rotten. we eat fish like that all the time, dryed fish too.

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>>73524197
Urg non anglos truely are subhumans

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>>73524246
could not agree more

>>73524304
>The lower orders
>Humans
Fucking commie

>>73524431
sorry, queen elisabeth
>commie
bogan

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>>73524108
Yuck but you kinda had that coming

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greetings russians

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>>73524475
She's but a chav compared to I!

Pic is me irl

>>73524488
hot. Moar

Yeah I guess. Kinda fucking sucked though. Was thinking she would have to become an outside cat. Although desu I was winding her up. Flicking her and shit and she looked a little betrayed so I finished what I was doing and gave her a bit of a cuddle so she's know it was just a game and she fucking hissed at me so she got a smack and is outside atm anyway

>>73524558
That's actually pretty incoherent sorry mate.

tl;dr: I annoyed my cat then cuddled her so she hissed at me so I put her outside like 15 minutes ago

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>>73524558
Sorry don't think i have more kotbois
>>73524609
Nah i got it first time heh your description of your relationships with your seems qt

>>73524824
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP

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>>73524824
reee desu. Does it get lewd?

>>73524824
With my cat?

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>>73524849
brap?
>>73524878
Don't know have saved it from and autistic korean thread who is probably an english teacher

Yeah with your cat it almost like you describing a realationship with a girl

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>>73525091
Well I mean she's my little girl man. idk she's not very cuddley anymore I guess. When she was a baby she used to live at my heel man. Like snuggle up to my back to sleep at night. Then she became a little independent unit. Off doing her own thing. She was an inside cat until like a month and a half ago or something. Then I thought it could be good for her.

She's got a little mate. A black and white cat. But every other cat terrifies her and I have to be on the case to chase them off

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>>73525157
Well she's all grown up now and won't be so cuddley anymore though my anutie has a cat who is old but as cuddley as she was as a kitten also she loves when you feed her fat from the meat mongol nurturing i guess. Why do you cat so autistic tho? How did you get her?

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>>73525358
Well I mean I kept her inside for the first year of her life and I don't really get many visitors so it was basically just me and her.

Don't really want to talk about it. All turned really fucking nasty.

But yeah I had a flatmate for like 3 months and she never once sat on her lap and apparently just whinges at the door when I go out

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>>73525526
Okay then your cat is qt anyway and it seems you adore her dearly. How is your day going? I just had a dinner: Shci (russian cabbage soup) and a salad with chicken.

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>>73525628
Eh bit of a rough one desu. Just fucking nonsense really

I just finished some curry actually. Got rid of the last of my chicken. Got like 25 for a week

>>73525750
With that much curry and chicken i'm not sure how you didn't end up turning into a curry nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeliWxYirgE

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>>73525893
Bit unnecessary. Um yeah idk this one was shit. Just a pack I had laying around.

Terrible movie btw. That scene with that poor black boy. Horrible.

>>73525924
>terrible movie
romper stomper is much worse, aussie
tv series are pretty gud tho

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>>73525956
I've only seen it once when I was young and I was super stoned so I don't remember it. Remember it being nasty though. Very sheltered here and I was raised with multicultural values. Everyone being equal and whatnot. Except the russians the filthy commies :^)

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>>73525924
The movie is harsh but it quite interesting in the sense of how skinheads has turned from working class bydlo into a bonhead bydlo and the Movie time period is a bit similiar to what happenned in Russia during 90s. The boy's dad didn't come back from a meaningless war he's lost and confused so it's only natural to make frineds with other outcasts. Idk i loved it as a teen and the main theme is a pure genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXy3CYh6kSQ

Nice butt btw m-more?

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>>73526093
Yeah idk man if we have that sort of thing in Australia its not reached Tasmania. Even though we have something of a criminal class here. I don't think they're much interested in race really

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>>73526151
lol the czech anon has mentioned romper stomper i thought my mongolian head would be smashed in Sydney isn't there some skinhead or lol alt-right nutheads who are afraid of dem chinese buying out the land?

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>>73526227
>czech
got him

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>>73526227
idk man. Sydney is a long way away. Not at all interested in politics either. Fucking Pauline Hanson etc is happening. Who the fuck wants to tune in to that?

Its fucking Queensland as well man so its not like its actually relevant. Basically our Texas

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>>73526250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGiOvubmnX4

Slav scum liberate soon
>>73526256
Yeah people are dumb we should focus more on qt girls (males) and then we could achieve peace

>>73526370
>Slav scum
t. churka

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>>73526370

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>>73526428
Delet this rrrrreeeeee my ancestors raped yours rrrrreeeee

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>>73526486

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>>73526486
>Delet
i'll think about it

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>>73526519
Qt is there any lewd continuation?
>>73526526
Are you churka who's run away from Ramzan? Anyway you're betrayer and scum and shall be liberated rrreee

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>>73526610
Don't know

>>73526610
>Ramzan
wrong churka, ivan, i've ran away from this asshole

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>>73526680
>>73526610
forgot the pic

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>>73526680
Isn't Russia like 4chan? You can never leave

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>>73526663
Post more qt pls
>>73526680
>>73526698
Muh turkic brother with a pink 3ds is that you? How did you accomplish this or it was your parents?

>>73526700
yet here i am
i could get kicked out any second tho

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>>73526767

>>73526767
>accomplish this
i bought it from store with my parents's money

>>73526786
Q-qt, wish that german anon would become your gf and you would make out as picrealted
>>73526792
Cheater, who will free Bashkortostan and build Idel-Ural?

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>>73526863
I'd like that too, he's probably a dog though :c

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>>73526863
>build Idel-Ural
definetely not me. i would love to see it them try tho, kek.

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>>73526889
You mean he's probably "Greek"? It seems he into pokemon and Love Live maybe i should win him away from you ;3
>>73526911
Faggot! What is your opinion on Rustem Minikhanov? Also what is your opinion on tatars and chuvashi?

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>>73527023
Ree back off you mongol subhuman. How do you know that about him?

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>>73527023
>tatars
me, basically. im bashkir only 1/8. they are often retarded desu.
>chuvashi
bro-tier, but i heard the get into fights with tatars and neighbouring finno-uhors.
>Minikhanov
i like him much more than Khamitov. at least, he has some national ideas and sometimes "confronts" our government, but overall just a tatar village boi.

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>>73527049
Making conclusions on his pic here >>73523606 it's crossover betwen the two
You can ask him tomorrow :3 Ask him if he needs a mongol bf

>>73527023
and that idel-ural could be much less, that's some megolomaniac's map desu.
>shambala
kek
>hyperborea
wot?

>>73527127
>retarted
tatars, i mean. but bashkirs, too. they all are pretty stupid, desu.

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>>73527146
Ah fair enough.

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>>73527127
Yeah Minikhanov is at least trying to oppose federal government sometimes wish we had someone like him here
>>73527157
Yeah that map is retarded saved it from rus pagan historical forum kek
>>73527228
All paganists and nationalists are retarded desu also bashkorts you brainwashed mankurt rrrreeeee
>>73527228
How is life in Czech tho? Have you scored with czech girls are they easy?

>>73527313
>baskorts
should baskHort, then.
>mankurt
almost. i know the languages, tho.
>Have you scored
yes. czech girls had more place in my heart (i mean penor), than my own. now that's jsut sad (
>easy
i guess. easier than ours and less gold-dicking and picky, that's for sure.
>wish we had
and you have?

>>73527378
>should
be
>my own
tatars, i mean.

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>>73527261
I have faith in you bro ravage his greek bp tomorrow

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>>73527378
We wuz khang you kno? Tho in our language his title would be "Aga Bahylyk" but officialy he is the head of Sakha Republic.

it was a mistake

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>>73527463
Sauce?

He's not Iki man.

watching a show that has Polybius in it. Do you know the polybius conspiracy?

>>73527541
>Sauce
black butler? why do i know this?

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>>73527552
Huh. I don't remember that

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>>73527541
it's Alois Trancy from Black Butler the show is gay as fuck tho

What is polybius conspiracy? Never heard of it
>>73527552
cause you're closet homo drug

>>73527521
>Eгóp Aфaнácьeвич Бopи́coв
desu, those asians named Ivan Ivanov are the true mankurts.
>i don't remember that
you weren't gay at the time

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>>73527586
I've seen it. Just don't remember it

>>73527586
>closet homo
nah, i'm a chick guy.
i think, some of my weeaboo girl classmates were into that particular thing. i was a mecha and shounen guy ,tho

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>>73527595
Nah it's fine. It's like dem nigguz have english names first we'll intergrate and then steal their culture on which ruins we'll build a new horde
>>73527615
Fair enough it was mostly a girl's show i didn't watch anime at time cause every animufag i knew was obnoxiously vocal about it which had put me off.
>>73527606
Rewatch it then and fap to Alois he's qt

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>>73527686
>fapping in 2017
Haven't had a toss since like 2012 desu mate

>>73527686
are you a yakut?

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>>73527724
Damn that is admirable for someone whose longest nofap was a month
>>73527725
Yes but i have the national name tho tfw 90s kids and my parents believed in freedumb and sovereignty

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>>73527811
idk feels pretty pointless. Just don't fap out of habit atm

>>73527811
>national name
good for you mate. it's funny, how easily can you wipe your nationality clean with just renaming yourself to Ivan Ivanov. why the fuck do they even do that? still look asian, that's for damn sure

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>>73527899
>tfw German name

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>>73527845
You simply have reached nofap nirvana mate idk i'm always busting a nut to some doujin after one of these threads

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>>73527961
Cum in my sleep sometimes though. Messy :/

>>73527899
Nice digits don't know brother in my opinion it mych worse when the person's name is Ildar/Alfiya and he or she identifies himself/herself as a russian and not knowing his tongue. We may have the russian names but most of us still speaks yakut.

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>>73527989
That means you should fap or have sex silly you're way too old for nightly pollutions in your bed

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>>73528116
Nice gf simulator.

And its not nightly thankfully

>>73528052
>identifies himself as a russian
i usually say so the first time, cause no one fucking knows who are russian minorities. when they ask about the name, only then i tell them.
>not knowing his tongue
i know it, just don't write very well. i blame it on bashkir language educated in schools (not anymore, kek), while you yourself are used to tatar.

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>>73528180
>tfw no UFC gf
The way how she licks her lips is arousing

3:30 am

writing a long overdue essay
might push it off another day yet
at least it's finally coming together, it's almost done I can feel it

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>>73528299
Yeah its a gf simulator

>>73528318
Eh its better to do these things when the time is right. Usually like 2 days before for me

>>73528190
Yeah it's kinda problematic to all post sovoks to separate themselves from russians. I've rarely met any foreigners so honestly idk what it would be like tho.
We're still have lessons of yakut language in our schools there is some occasional butthurt russians who starts to cry nationalism but everything is still good for now

>>73528360
I can't write worth shit and it takes me such a stupidly long time
Luckily the professor is forgiving
But this shit is loooong overdue

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Just woke up, didn't sleep much, gotta do housework now.

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>>73528446
Do you wear a little maid outfit to do it in?

>>73528395
>trying to prevent younger generations from forgetting their mother tongue
>nationalism
that's truly retarded

>>73528421
Feel you friend being doing the same my master degree work is not ready yet and the deadline is soon but i wasting my time here.

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>>73528492
No I am not russian

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>>73528798
Rough.

Are you a different German from before?

>>73528551
Yeah but all national republics have this problem.

>>73528812
I am the straight German

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>>73528855
>being straight in 2017
lul fag

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>>73528875
Dont bully me for my sexual orientation

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>>73528940
You want nazi jokes instead?

>>73528940
A friend of mine from school got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz.

xD

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>>73528970
They don't bother me, you gotta come up with something different

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>>73529033
I don't know any other German jokes though

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>>73529059
Greek jokes desu?

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>>73529120
How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar

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>>73529020
Funny, I like dark humor
Ppl looking very odd when I make jew jokes.
>>73529120
I am not a greek
>>73529059
Wtf his ig has 1mln followers

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>>73529158
Yeah it made me giggle. Had never heard it before.

There's quite a long winded one I can't be fucked typing out and its been done before differently anyway

>>73529158
Whose ig?

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>>73529215
Reverse image search says ilya kuvshinov from whom the picture originates

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>>73529155
I didn't get it
>>73529158
Of course you're not
>>73529215
Instagram?

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>>73529296
Yeah I just looked it up desu

>>73529302
Because the men are fucking the boys? Can't pry them apart?

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>>73529333
I think i'll just post qts

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>>73529395
ree

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>>73529296
At least i can get this type of humour
>>73529424
Don't rrreee on me young man

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>>73529460
at*

And why not? You're ripe for reeee'ing at ^_^

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>>73529460
Can send me a jacket like this?

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>>73529502
My engrish is not so good desu
>>73529530
You mean vatnik? Why tho it's not like you have extreme colds in Straya?

>>73529612
>My engrish is not so good desu
I wouldn't bother to correct you if I wasn't aware hat its like your third language and that its simple for me to help teach you finer points.

Probably will just leave it unless its total gibberish though

>You mean vatnik? Why tho it's not like you have extreme colds in Straya?
Yes that's super cool jacket.

And I live in Tasmania. Sometimes its less than 10c :(

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Sorry, bit late to the party.

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>>73529790
Are you feeling better? Or was that a different brit?

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>>73529683
I could probably try to send you one but i've never send anything to anyone, just got cheap chinese stuff from ali that's all of my experience with mail service of Russia
It's not cool or aesthetic just practical
>>73529790
Hi IT-kun you've come just in time

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>>73529833
I'd like that man. I'm a big guy though

I'm around 6'1 for context

>>73529817

Most likely a different dude. I've been sleeping up until now.

But are you feeling better?

>>73529833

Fufufu~ I can certainly see that. Where I am its typically very wind and rainy, so I'm always wearing a jacket.

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>>73529897
Was a brit saying he was sick and hadn't really slept. It wasn't you?

Yeah I'm ok. Its still fucking madness but hey

>>73529932

Oh. No I said that I had felt a cough coming on, but that quickly went as I drank tea throughout the day.

It will pass my dude. Whenever I feel stressed, angry or sad I listen to a audio book from marcus aurelius.

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>>73529892
That sweater is looking comfy and i just now saw how green is your cat's eyes she's a stunner ;3
Can you tell what the label on your sweater is saying? What is it: XL? XXL? It might help

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>>73530054
Meditations is pretty good. Based stoics

>>73530114
Yeah she's a super qt

Well that sweater is xl but xxl is a safer bet

>>73530155

Indeed Meditations is superb.

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>>73530247
I wonder what Aurelius would say if he saw me now :c

I would have to explain to him that I can't be a Roman because I am Australian and that I don't even like VB so I can't be an Australian really

>>73530290

Would probably tell you to give up feminine boys

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>>73530373
Why? He was probably buggering all manner of slaveboys.

Not really though because I think fidelity was one of his things. can't remember though

>>73530412

I recall him mentioning giving up boys.

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>>73530708
lel what a faggot ^_^

>>73530155
Okay then i try to look for that jacket and if i'll find anything suitable i'll tell you

>>73530744
I had a quick look on ebay. Couldn't find much

>>73530792
Shit got confused with the threads >>>73530855
meh gonna give my eyes rest

>>73531350
No I was the one who wanted the jacket man

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>>73531350
Wtf thanks to you i posted in the wrong thread too reeeee
>>73531774

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>>73532081
Which German are you?

>>73532122
The straight one

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>>73532165
You just woke up mate

>>73532192
No i cleaned my room

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>>73532653
Aren't you meant to be hardworking and efficient?

Tbh wish I had the energy to clean my house myself

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luk what im drawing

>>73532900
Stylish

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>>73532930
heres more
havent finished any of them tho

>>73532983
As long as you're enjoying it

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>>73533115
>enjoying
i sure do

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>>73533158
idk I wish I had kept drawing when I was a kid

I want to make a meme but can't find a picture that suits

Dude getting to the top of the mountain and some monk, you know the type, saying "I'm white" but I can't find a picture of that with a speech bubble

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>>73533225
>but I can't find a picture of that with a speech bubble
was there even a picture like that?

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>>73533290
Me on the left

Um not that I can find. Its just this internal joke I have that there's only one white person in the world and he live on top of the himalayas too long on /int/ :/

Now I wont stop posting in this thread until I get dubs

Reroll

>>73533822
That was quick. Well done mate

I can't believe we've now got a problem with the crazy people from /a/.

>>73535523
stop making things up