Tell me a country and I will tell you why is a piece of shit.

America
>pro-tip: you can't

>>73521058
Norway

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Norway is perfect.

>>73521058
colombia

Greece

>>73521058
Culombia

>>73521120
Culombia tiene que llamarse porque esos culazos mama mia me quiero morir pedorreado
UFF

>>73521089
2fat2furious
>>73521099
Commies can't keep their interventionist hands to themselves
>>73521115
Nothing, they are friends
>>73521117
Greasy and untrustworthy people

>>73521141
si fuera por eso deberia llamarse Polvo Blanco

>>73521089
70% obesity rate.
10% 600 lbs obesity rate.
toxic food that is banned in other nations.
GMO food.
ayy lmaos rape their women.
fluoride water.
They haven't banned slavery yet.
Gun lover retards.
Shitty infraestructure that is falling apart.
China is BTFO them economically.
Already a chinese colony at this point.
Bankrupt.
No good healthcare.
Cuba has better healthcare.
The income tax is not even a legal tax.
The jews own them.
Federal reserve.
They can't own gold.
They don't have gold.
Civil rights movement.
Liberals and libertarians.
Mediocre Education, mediocre PISA test.
Poverty thirld world rates.
Creationism.
Retards who believe vaccines cause autism.
Autism levels.
Le 49% white babies.
Baby boomers.
College debt don't fall under bankrupcy laws.
Niggers.
Chicanos.
Rednecks.
Have a thirld world rate of homicides.
Is the Mexico of the first world.
Shit at futbol.
call football soccer.
inmigrants are more sucesfull than natives.
The whites are extremelly retarded and can't locate their country in a world map.

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>>73521160
>2fat2furious
too right. It's like being stuck in a continental pin-ball machine

>>73521099
>>73521113
enjoy.
http://archive.is/nPSWt#selection-499.1-757.9

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

hard mode:
>no mohammed/muslim mayor
>no shit women/shit teeth jokes
>no le plastic knife banned meme
>no le fallen empire
>no lost a battle to france in 1000AD/cucked language

>>73521289
Nigga your teeth is all fucked up
And you have absolutely no decent pornstars m8
You could have made billie piper do porn when she was well fit, but you didn't.
All your women look old, tb-h

>>73521117
piece of shit irrelevant nation now.
Literally the poorest shithole of europe now.
50% or something unemployment rate.
Had to sell it's public infraestructure to germans to pay debts.
All it's youth are fleeing to italy and germany.
irrelevant non latin alphabet.
Hasn't done shit since the romans BTFO them.
Not whites.
There's not diference between them and turks.
Irrelevant overall.
Brown people.

>>73521289
Protestantism.
Has a royal family (lol).
Shit wheather.
The jews own them.
House prices.
The homeland and birth of the quakers.
Shit accent.

Done.

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Perú. And I'm beautiful, no matter what you say

>>73521396
You stay the fuck away from the Queen m8

i'll get me faggot paddle from out the shed

>>73521425
your a mutt country, bolivians are more pure blood than you.
also you're really ugly.
and dove cuisine.

>>73521449
>defending a reptilian overlord
cuck

>>73521477
DONT BULLY PERU
>>73521425
i will keep you safe, big sister

>>73521713
t. butthurt mexican clay

>>73521058
Switzerland, Denmark, and Luxembourg. You literally CANNOT find anything wrong with them.

Morocco

>>73521757
Jews, jews and jews
There
>>73521727
Dont be rude, colombia
>>73521798
The king of morocco posts on /int/ and has a vip pass

>>73521757
>switzerland
they're jews who secretelly loves gold and make criminal and illegal operations so companies make HQ in their land to not pay american taxes.

>Denmark
Soon it will be underwater thanks to global warming.

>Luxembourg
Shit soccer team, also irrelevant nation.
My city is bigger than that meme nation.

>>73521798
Sand niggers.

>>73521058
Finland

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>>73521852
memes, gray cloudy country and they live in a constant state of mediocrity and gray boring safe life.
they kill themselves because their life is so good.

>>73521898
>memes
you can't really call that a negative.

>>73521934
by memes I mean they're autistic antisocials who lack empathy.
All nordic countries are spurdo the race.

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Problems?
Niggers, Sandniggers and Islam

>>73521989
Come here and i fuck your ass boi so far you pass out, other nordic would expect you to do that job for them.

>>73521277
Switzerland

>>73521058
Costa Rica
pls don't say T-rex

>>73522161
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/27/scandinavian-miracle-brutal-truth-denmark-norway-sweden

>>73522196
I already told you.
They're jews who are a finalcial heaven to illegally steal american taxes by exploiting american legal tax loopholes.
despicable jews.

>>73522234
They don't have an army lmao.
They should join the other centroamerican irrelevant nations like panama and the blue flags to make something more relevant.
they claim to be high HDI, though.

>>73522241
Didint my comment just made sence or are you too stupid/lazy to get it.

>>73522341
your coment was extremelly cuck, like your race.

The Bahamas

Philippines

>>73522241
Monaco

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>>73522423
And how exactlly my comment where cuck

>>73522492
Because of your flag you crypto chink

>>73522454
irrelevant nation state.

>>73522460
the mexico of asia.
brown manlets.

>>73522463
that's not even a country, just a city for rich europeans to spend money on cocaine.
also a fiscal paradise.

watching a fin and a colombian fight is like watching retards fight. its great.

Columbia

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>>73522562
>finish people

>>73522582
Shitty district of USA with the capitol and the white house.
Filled with niggers.

>>73522604
i think you're thinking of SWEDEN with that image

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>>73522528
Well talking about a cuck you show up great time to me show show real example of a great cuck. now fuck off.


>>73522423
Ok, i bet yout mom works as prostitute cabron

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>>73522650
all nordics want to be blacked.

>>73522604
District of the USA? I didn't realize we had usurped the cartels

>>73522703
>can't tell the diference between columbia and colombia
>american education

>>73522548
Liechtenstein

>>73522722
another meme country that is a fiscal paradise and should be german territory.

>>73522697
We are not like you, and you need accept it

>>73522697
where can i get that book?

>>73522810
How to troll Finns

Finland is the Quebec of the Nordic world. Most Finns are actually descended from Inuit midgets that got raped by Uralic-Mongoloid tribes, hence why they look like albino Genghis Khan clones with downs as opposed to their glorious master race neighbours. Unsurprisingly, Finns take pride in this lulzy lineage, therefore the easiest way to troll Finland is to call them "Scandinavians", causing them to spout off a TL;DR rant about their long and rich ethnic history. Amusingly enough, a lot of Finns claim they are Scandinavians, these Wearyans appear every so often at Stormfront and similar places, when such a incident is spotted, purge said mud person with truth.
The effect is similar to walking up to a group of Quebecois and saying "Ban-jerr, eh?" or asking white person in Alabama if their daughter would like to date a nice black person. Ban-jerr??? What the hell does that mean?
Finland was also pwnd by Russia for about a hundred years. Literally. They were conquered and part of the Russian Empire. Making reference to this is guaranteed to break the ice by bringing up tender memories. Reminding them also of the facts that:
Russia was actually taking Finland from Sweden,
Culture and history prior to the Russian invasion is non-existent. Finns spent their days getting raped by their Swedish overlords for some 800 years. (Before Swedish rule, Finns lived in caves and fucked goatsed squirrels).
Say that they are in fact mongols.
Remind them that their NATIONAL ANTHEM was written in a FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Tell them that sauna was invented in Sweden.
Tell them that Kekkonen was worst president in history. (be advised, this is extremely dangerous)
Tell them that Sweden has much better army.
Tell them that Johanna Tukiainen is the most beautiful woman in Finland
Tell them that attached earlobes is a primitive trait, and that any primitive traits lead to crazy shit.

>>73522751
Iceland

>>73522869
bro, those fucking meme countries.
Is frozen shithole, with 90% inbred people.
they had to make an app to tell you if the guy/girl you're fucking is your cousin, lmao.

>>73522855
Why thank you Colombia, I needed more ammunition.

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>>73522855
All i wanted was serious discussion.
But i was still right about Columbia getting blacked and turning into another Brazil.
True shame, i thought you got something more special.

>>73521058
Columbia

Singapore

>>73521058
Last thread got removed to pol... do i need to shit this 1 up too?

>>73523000
If you want serious answer, make serious question.

>>73523012
Colombia will soon be another socialist country, this enrages all congolombians into autistic rage.
Talk shit about Uribe.

>Singapore
Another meme state that is basically just a city.
Eternally butthurt about chinese making them another colony.

>>73523027
wanna have fun?

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>>73523032
Only if i'll get to lenghten my penis with that donkey first.

Nieu

>>73523032
Finns are always into serious discussion, you should have noticed that already.

I just throw you a punch

there is fucking nothing to do, life is already set from birth, no aspirations, no emotion, no life at all

Egypt

Austria is perfect

>>73523087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvGPAVTYfXI
there you go.

>>73523000
kek, this cunt is prolly blacker than Brazil. If we were a brazilian State we'de be Minas gerais or Espirito Santo

>>73523075
http://colombiareports.com/donkey-brothel-fares-well/

come and fuck some donkey whore.

>>73523083
we're having fun bro.

>>73523113
Your real identity got removed by arabs.
You will be always the arab bitches.
The jews have better military and soon will steal half your territory.
Muslim brotherhood.

>>73523124
Another irrelevant state.
They're basically germans and germany should anex them.
Totally a pointless country.

>>73523172
Weak points against Austria lol. You lose Giraldo. Now go fuck a donkey.

>>73523172
>Another irrelevant state
I don't suppose I have to ask your thoughts on Canada then.

>>73523217
Seriously mate, we all know what he's going to say about Canada. We hear it everyday on 4chan.

>>73522914
UAE

>>73523204
They started WWI and therefore they're guilty of starting the wheel of the history towards the current situation, so they're the ones to blame for cucks, sjw, and other liberal garbage made after hitler lost.

>>73523245
Canada is america irrelevant north territorry.
90% of your country is empty irrelevant land.

>>73523259
the biggest colombian victory in soccer was against that country, lol.

>>73523279
Actually, I was expecting worse. Going to be honest, rather be irrelevant and happy then relevant and get my ass bombed for one reason or another.

>>73523314
yeah, I could post the following:
cucks, more SJW than americans.
socialist politics.
apologized to peru for stealing their flag (this is not trolling).
Toronto
Multiculturalism
Chinese new colony.


I dunno much more memes beyond the usual pol shitposting.
Canada is simply irrelevant.

mexico

hit it with all ya got cunt

>>73523352
Yes, Pakis are inbred and yes our prime minister is fairly stupid. Is this suppose to make me mad, Finland? Come on, I thought Finns were suppose to be these amazing shitposters, instead I get this. You shitpost like an American.

>>73523172
:(

>>73523394
http://www.elblogdelnarco.com/

Tunisia/Algeria

>>73523417
Stop, please.

>>73523442
Soon will liberated by american democracy after ISIS move there.

Oh wait, ISIS and Al qaeda already are there, lol.

>>73523365
>cucks, more SJW than americans.
In Ontario and Vancouver mostly
>socialist politics
Meh.
>apologized to peru for stealing their flag (this is not trolling).
Really? That's fucking lame as shit.
>Toronto
It's a fucking shit hole and everyone knows that
>Multiculturalism
Really?
>Chinese new colony.
The only Canadians that are happy about that are the Chinese, the people making money from this, and actually cucks
Most memes from /pol/ are all bark and no bite, but the simply irrelevant part will probably piss off some Canadians. Keep up the good work.

>>73523547
I forgot to add, my facebook is filled with ads about moving to canada, lol.

>>73523586
HAHAHA! How am I not surprised.

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>>73521203
holy fuck

#REKT
#FUCKING SAVAGE

>>73523586
if u move here i hope u enjoy feminism and immigrants because its all u will know unless u live in the countryside also dont forget that if u deny the holocaust or talk bad about immigrants or feminists u will go to jail hahah

>>73523684
feel free to use it as copy pasta.

>>73523708
good idea

btw u can talk shit about white men as much as u want, we dont matter u can say u want to genocide us publiclly and nobody cares

>>73523751
you need to stop being a cucks faggots.

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>>73523794
nothing we can do about it since nazis lost

>>73523818
you can be the new hitler and make whites great again you know.

>>73523839
i know but its hard when everyone is brainwash and wants to shut u down

>>73523883
you can redpill normies though, using facebook and youtube.

become a youtuber, make normie content and so on, like pew die pie or something.

>>73523279
South Korea

>>73523917
believe me i've tried but they are so deep into their delusions they can never be healed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCrc0zhCN88

this is me

>>73523982
gooks,
the smallest dick after indians.
micropenis.
manlets.
slanted eyes.
ugly women.
the capital of plastic surgery.
autistic cold emotionless people.
racists as fuck.
USA colony.
eternally butthurt towards japanese.
japanese eternal bitches.
will be BTFO for superior korea.

>>73523995
If you don't change, things wont change.
JUST DO IT.
write a book.
make racist cartoons.
or die faggot.

>>73524035
ok i got the message
thanks bro

>>73524035
Iran

>>73521058

Colombia.

>>73524130
Eternally butthurt towards israel.
Will be nuked soon by israel once they got they nuke capabilities and start WWIII.
the only reason why they haven't been nuked is Russia.
Basically a million american military bases in his frontiers.
Deluded into thinking they're some holy martir country and want to die in their name of their sand dune holy book.
Crazy people.
The most male to female trasgender surgery in all muslim nations.
Lesbianism is legal but gays are killed.

>>73524159
Just tell a colombian FARC will take the power soon.

Germany
Since so many countries should be annexed by Germany it must not have so many defects

>>73521058
Switzerland

>>73521058
Tell me about your country.

>>73524249
leur seul défaut est d'avoir perdu

Straya

>>73524255
check the thread.

>>73524249
oh boy here we go.

Hitler.
owner by jews.
Merkel.
The biggest furry population in the world.
Likes scat and other weird porn.
Half the country is now turks.
Irrelevant language nobody cares about.
their language sounds like gargling semen fags.
furries.
after hitler they became pacifits cucks.
their boardgames are bout peace and love (cucks).
germans love to die working, just like japanese.
boring people.
autistic.
has a lot of stolen clay they should reclaim.
lost all colonies.
not a single colony that speaks german.
Totally irrelevant before the enlightment.
Protestantism.
Luthero.
The jews of europe.
European union.
Pro refugees.
They preb the turk bull to fuck their wives.

>>73524325
Shit internet.
90% the country is desert.
Sharks.
Wild fauna that is trying to kill them.
Some of them has fucked abbos, that's how gross they are.
filled with homosexuals.
Chinese colony.
Shit at sports.

>>73524217
Israel

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>>73524325
island in the middle of nowhere
prisoner colony
no gunz
cant win a war against birds
chinese colony
bad ping
every wildlife want to kill u
still sucking the queens dick

do u need more?

>>73524411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9jajP3bi58
enjoy.

The Republic of Ireland

>>73524411
surrounded by countries that want to kill them
fucking bullies
USA's little bitch
invents stories about everything
the source of all evil in this world
think they are special snowflakes
plays victim constantly to manipulate emotions

>>73524482
potato niggers.
not real whites.
subhumans.
can't even grow potatos to not stave to death.
eternally butthurt towards the superior british.
gingers (subhumans)

>>73524446
Yes

>>73524482
starves to death when they are out of potatos
thinks they are better than everyone
alcoholic dumbasses that stab each other over nothing
their women are flat as fuck

on the plus side they have the balls to fight the british and they have redheads

>>73524476
This video isnt available in my country lel

>>73524573
nobody gives a shit about you
didnt do shit in ww2
afflicted by feminism
wasteland
need a car for everything
shit accent

>>73524695
It's about the secret origins of the jews, lol.

Try to translated it with google, it usually gives you an american location.

>>73524696
Moar

>>73524716
Ill do it later

Tajikistan

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>>73524756
lmao

a single maori warrior has more heart than your whole country
you can probably get invaded by new zealand's force of 10 soldiers and 2 emus
and finally, you don't have four loko

>>73524828
filled with muslim idiots
nobody knows where that is except its probably somewhere in the desert going by the name
nobody even knows they exist
probably got buttfucked by mongols a hundred times

>>73524954
Quebec

>>73524828
the only thing I know about that shithole is that they are in central asia, were raped by mongols and were a comunist shithole.

>>73524964
drooling retards
immigrants
feminists
lost hope
lost the war
self-hating
nationalism is dead

Japan

>>73521160
thats wrong shitskin

>>73521355
bullshit post
but what can you expect from shitskins?

>>73521058
India.
I really want to know which reason strikes you first

>>73522697
Jesus fucking christ they are not even subtle about it

>>73521089
Because it's not a country

>>73521203
>GMO
>Bad
Are you fucking retarded?

>>73521396
>Protestantism.
God tier
>Has a royal family (lol).
God tier
>Shit wheather.
yes
>The jews own them.
They own Everything
>House prices.
dunno
>The homeland and birth of the quakers.
don't know what those are
>Shit accent.
There are an extreme amount of accents in the uk and many are very beautiful

Trinidad
Inb4 crime

Ireland

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>pro-tip:you can't

>>73535167
taiwan=china

Serbia
Montenegro
Croatia
Albania