Seinfeld Edition
>Seinfeld Edition
>>73520938
>Oy vey the show
FUCK DRUMPF
Duterte-style death squads when
Do people actually take 16 Personalities seriously?
Seinfeld would have been way better if the only characters were George and Elaine desu.
>>73520938
tiddies
drumpvft has decided to stop naming sanctuary cities
Reminder that in a different time line, Putin becomes a cutie and everyone falls in love with Russia.
>>73521017
No, I got that exact same one the last time I took it and I'm a crypto-autist
>>73521019
I wanted to fuck Elaine so bad
my pocket money
Donald Drumpsterfire
>>73521026
good post
>>73521043
>I wanted to fuck Elaine so bad
Why?
>>73521034
who else tommorow is the last day of the work week?
>>73521044
Is that a lot?
>>73521026
Where are her nipples?
>>73521026
is that a sex doll
usa mexico and canada should team up and annex stinky europe
>>73521057
idk
>>73521043
she's age like fine wine. Wine you want to stick your dick in and swirl around.
>>73521026
finally a picture I can look at at work
>>73521073
Shopped off. You can still kind of see them but they're faded.
>>73521068
Yes, i have 500,000 Yen(about 4600USD)
well, how i can use it....
So a thread about nothing.
neato
>>73521044
*robs you*
>>73521004
This should have been first post
created a fictional country with it's own welcome signs, national parliament with a senate and a house of commons, licence plates, and even tv stations
might have a case of the old 'tism buds
>>73521137
Buy a 100x folded katana
*funky bassline as the diner establishment shot plays on screen*
>>73521137
buy me a tenga
>>73521043
>Fucking Julia Louis-Dreyfus
>Not fucking Fran Drescher
Plebeian taste mate.
>>73521059
Rude.
>>73521175
>wanting to fuck a rape victim
>>73521175
she only likes blacks
the person in which I am engaged to be married with
>>73521193
And.....
>>73521195
And......
>>73521175
Who? Elaine is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2NvY5DZos8
>>73521213
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
the life partner (she's an author)
>>73521220
And kys
>>73521250
a pretty girl with a brain? Color me impressed!
>>73521250
i recognize her from something
has she been in movies?
>>73521162
non i want go to America with this money desu.
my relatives married an Italian-American and now live in Chicago.
but i plan buy pc components with this money. and buildit it.
>>73521254
Nah mate, if I piss you faggots off that much then I'm going to live.
>mfw someone says its autistic to watch mre reviews
>>73521275
She starred in a few indie short films a few years ago but she doesn't do that anymore
>>73521172
i dont like onaho. i love 3D world.
>>73521280
You have unwarranted self importance for a cuck. I feel pity not anger.
Suicide Hotline Bling
business idea: replace canadian football with australian football as the main summer spectator sport in canada
my roommate has a girl in the living room and theyre talking and laughing together
*googles what Australian football is*
>>73521349
go sit in the living room and make things awkward with your presence
>>73521349
ask them if they mind keeping down.
>>73521349
Stay on your computer and let them have a good time
craving indian food but i've never actually had it
bizzare
>>73521318
>cuck
Come on mate, we're talking about me not you.
>>73521386
What a useless post
bizzare
>>73521349
Lie sideways on the ground and piss through the crack under your door
>>73521386
should try it some time
>>73521411
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
413
look who's talking
>>73521438
I'm typing not talking, idiot
>>73521432
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
>he doesn't use voice-to-text to post
faggot
>he uses voice-to-text to post
faggot
>>73521473
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
>>73521473
>>73521501
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
>>73521501
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
>>73521526
>>73521525
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
>>73521349
Join them in their conversation
let's not
>>73521525
>>73521535
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
>>73521559
>NO U
I always knew cucks were mentally disabled
The leafs are yelling again.
Gonna have an early night, fuck you /cum/ stains
Too fucking late. You opened the cuck can and let the mentally disabled shitposting out.
>micro professor is a Friedman fanboy
Don't know how to feel about this
>>73521583
>>73521600
Mexico needs to moderate /cum/ to keep us from sperging
>>73521612
Everyone in Economics is going to be full on ancap.
>>73521612
Where do they get micro professors? Do they shrink them to micro size or are they born like that?
>>73521612
One up him, go full Rothbard.
>>73521600
>>73521588
>>73521580
>>73521559
>>73521545
>>73521535
>>73521498
>>73521474
>>73521473
>>73521456
>>73521438
>>73521432
>>73521422
>>73521415
>>73521413
>>73521411
>>73521386
>>73521377
Canadian Shitposters:
Take your (you) and piss off, this is probably the only (you) you will ever get from a non-leaf.
>micro professor
how small is he?
>>73521643
>Rothbard.
>>73521279
>my relatives married an Italian-American and now live in Chicago.
Perfect, /cum/ is having a meetup in chicago soon
we'd love to have you there, shinji
>>73521636
I do apologize, I was in a shit disturber mood and going to be honest didn't know Fran was raped or like BBC. But you roll with the punches when someone swings.
>>73521655
>>73521612
F U C K
>>73521671
dummy dumb dumb
___?
why are goats so bizarre?
>scream
>stick their tongues out and make retarded noises
>faint if you startle them
>rectangle pupils
>>73521683
Cajun music is great.
>>73521669
Don't apologize to me or my wifes general ever again
>>73521612
This surprises you? all economists are kikes
>>73521690
You'd be a bit off if your species had been getting fucked by Arabs for the past 8000 years
>>73521719
Everyone's a kike. It's starting to lose its meaning
>>73521690
Because they're awesome. Going to be getting goats (hopefully) by the end of April/beginning of May. They're these big white fuckers known as Saanen goats.
>>73521743
Yes most people are kikes in that they are self interested but economics are dangerous kikes because they are tools of neo-liberal kikes
>>73521719
>>73521743
kikes. I bet you love seinfeld
>>73521762
>>73521762
>>73521762
Why do you call me a kike?
all women are insufferable
HAHAHAHA
>>73521797
this
>>73521711
Well, I know when I'm beaten. Good night to you sir, and thanks for letting me get out some shitposting steam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KSoCXDQPo
*keeps saying shekel because it lowers the value of shekelsaying*
>>73521797
Pretty much
>>73521690
Goats are super cute.
anyone in a university with a graduation rate under 20%?
are you defying the odds?
if not why?
We should liberate Hong Kong
>>73521797
not women (boys)
>>73521901
we should liberate China with nuclear warheads
>>73521866
i saw some big ass goats today h2desu
>>73521895
My community college has an abysmal graduation rate
probably around 10% for my program
>>73521942
What program?
what microprofessor is /cum/ rocking
for me, it's the intel core i7 6700HQ
>tfw born a nigger
>you you just know you were meant to be a east Asian
Anyone else here born the wrong race?
I was meant to be a Roman
>tfw wasnt born a KAAANG
I was meant to be a medieval English peasant
I wanna be a Japanese schoolgirl
I was meant to be an AYYY LMAO
I was meant to have a qt gf
I was meant to be a Gaul
>>73522222
i was meant to have those quints
MY ANCESTORS DI TNOT DIE TO THE """"NOR""""""""MEN"""" FOR NOTHING I CAN FEEL THEIR ANGER COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS THEIR SPIRITS WOA IN AGONY DUE TO THE WRONGDOING OF FROG EATING LIMPWRISTS I WILL WANDER THE SEAS IN SEARCH FOR THE END OF THE WORLD AND WHEN I FIND IT I WILL WANDER MY WAY BACK AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EVERY PIGROMAN THAT DARES TO FIGHT
I was meant to be a leaf
>>73522222
underrated post
>tfw no gf or quints
Tbqh I've accepted I'll never have a gf
Feels bad but a relief at the same time. I guess a lonely life is my fate
tfw ywn die a romantic death
tfw you will either die of some shitty illness or suicide
>>73522362
I hope I die (as the victim) in a terrorist attack
>>73521895
I kinda did (I think)
My cc had a grad rate of 40% but the university I'm in has a 73% graduate rate
>>73522383
he was right to do what he did
i hope i die as the attacker in a terrorist attack
(this is a shitpost cia please)
>>73522400
You must never get a commercial drivers license
>>73522378
i hope to die in vain for a cause that will be vilified after my death
>>73522400
Should I watch Seinfeld?
>>73522551
No, read a book.
>he hasnt watched seinfeld to the point he can repeat entire seasons just in his head
Newfags can't strawpoll
>>73522568
Someone told me watching Seinfeld changes your outlook on life and teaches many valuable lessons
>>73522570
green means go right?
>>73522524
Ready for round 2?
>>73522551
no one would be impressed
>>73522523
heroes
>tfw I can't tell if she walked away because she was busy, in a rush or hates me
god forbid the latter
>talk to girl on yik yak
>asks me for a pic
>send her one
>says lol bye
What's her deal?
>>73522735
THOT
H
O
T
>>73522735
does that dumbass expect chads to go on yik yak?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA
>>73522735
You're not her type brah, sorry
>>talk to girl on yik yak
jizzed so hard I felt the holy spirit pass through me
>>73522735
arent they shutting down yy soon?
>>73522757
Good taste lad
》yikyak is still alive
literally how
>>73522800
I hope not
>>73522800
Nah probably just selling it doesn't make sense to kill it has more users than other apps
>>73522831
It's pretty kill
yik yak and whisper and the like are weird here because half the posts are english and half are in french
>>73522849
>learning french in uni
>no francophones in mississauga
Reeeee where do i meet french friends
>>73522879
france
>>73522879
There are probably lots of quebecois in toronto bruh. You should try and do a semester in Montreal. Immersion is best for learning languages
>>73522879
unironically a shit tonne of francophones in alberta
>>73522910
>this much french is this close to me
gonna move to Australia honestly only safe place from you frogs and frogophiles
>>73522964
didnt they fuck off when the work dried up?
>>73522999
no that's the newfies
>ywn sneak into the theaters to watch superbad ever again
I miss my youth, buds
Going to graduate with worthless criminology degree
Do i join the army or become a copper
What do /cum/
>spent my youth wishing i was an adult because i couldnt stand my peers
>it never got better
>>73523036
Good times man
>>73523039
Copper
>>73523064
>tfw peaked when I was 12
who should I play for my next CK2 campaign lads
Lithuania or Norman Sicily?
>rhode island
>wyoming
id like to know what occurs in these two states
>>73522585
Kinda true Tbh, it helped me learn to pretend to be a normie
Why are white people so ugly and stupid?
>>73523122
Really? Would it help me shed my autism?
>>73523100
>rhode island
lobster fishing
>Wyoming
sasquatch and hunting
>>73523082
Play as the last surviving landed Karling (I think he's count of Vermandois) and restore the house of Charlemagne to its former glory.
>>73523134
no
t. seen every episode probably
>>73523134
Depends how autistic you are already
>>73523165
Didn't know you were autistic
>headphones in
>Group of people talking
>Look at them, one of them looks back at me
>Oh God they must be talking about me
Everytime this feel
>>73523179
I didnt say anything about myself
dont imply things
>>73523169
I'm not autistic
>>73523181
This happens all the time when I'm high
Too bad I don't smoke anymore, hyper paranoia is comfy in a way
>>73523141
>K*arlings
>Im not autistic
Seinfeld is amazing
>>73523210
You don't know me
>>73523206
What is the asterisk censoring out
>>73523202
m*nnesota is even more left than we are
>>73523210
rude
>>73523206
Back to the Plaza
Wonder if I'll get another ultrasound on my teste lads
It sure does hurt
Enjoying some refreshing Spriteâ„¢ Lemon-Lime soda right now. Snap into a cold one today!
who's your go-to, /cum/?
Racecar master race here
>>73523483
Tophat, because i typically win
>>73523483
car
>>73523498
'bout time you actually showed GOOD taste
>>73521725
Underrated
>>73521725
>>73521690
>rectangle pupils
those actually help them see things that are sneaking up behind them...
>>73523515
my tastes are 10/10
anon, your hair looks so great!
What the fuck is the point of this general if it's just /lat/ in English.
None of the shit in here makes sense fuck you faggots.
ehy chori
nenitas anime ejejrjasd
AJJJJJJ
quiero una concha chori jejera
Fuck you
the cutest
the ideal gf
what kind of PHILISTINE puts shrimp on their pizza?
>>73523483
RIP, Thimble
>>73523682
thanks!
>>73523682
>tfw someone said I have the hair of a slav
>>73523716
someone with taste?
>>73523742
ie not you?
>>73523756
ie everyone but you
>>73523764
good post
>>73523764
I actually have 10/10 taste
>>73523707
what's his name
>>73523483
dog
>>73523802
>his
>>73523483
>tfw you can 3D print the old oieces back into existence
>even make your own pieces like a diminutive hitachi wand
Kind of want to strangle Lundqvist, buds
>>73523897
>supporting the >Rags when the Sharks exist
>>73523906
Because he cucked the Habs.
>>73523919
I don't support the Rags.
>>73523925
>supporting the habs
>>73523938
You got a problem with that, buddio?
>i support things
rags to habs
nab my bag
grab your nads
I support rich assholes knocking a puck around a rink as opposed to those other rich assholes knocking the puck around the rink
>I support rich assholes knocking a puck around a rink as opposed to those other rich assholes knocking the puck around the rink
>>73523947
>not supporting your local teams
>supporting a CANADIAN team
Also hockey is an entertaining sport. I should've started watching it earlier.
>hockey is an entertaining sport. I should've started watching it earlier.
Why can't I stay up late anymore? Until a few weeks ago, I would stay up until at least 2:00 AM, now I'm having trouble staying awake passed 11:30.
the only people who enjoy hockey are leafs, commies, or the finns
>I indirectly respond to people with fedora images to mock them in a random whole on the internet
>the only people who enjoy hockey are leafs, commies, or the finns
>be first in the conference
>lose playoff match 2-0 against a team ranked 4th in their division
>on home ice
ah yes... the habs
prove me wrong
you cant
>in a random whole
>whole
I fart into my hand
and smell the fart
>>73524051
At least they're not the Falcons.
Hokey? Quite a fan
>>73524068
Are you a pooinloo?
>Hokey? Quite a fan
I dropped e-cig and it broke :(
feeling a bit bummed
>Pepe holding it in.jpg
>I enjoy hockey
>I dropped e-cig and it broke :(
>feeling a bit bummed
>fedora flip tutorial HD.jpg
>>73524126
i found out he's from alberta
making me think
can't wait for the CFL season to start
>1488592823257.jpg
>>73521161
Please show me.
I have a similar case of the autism.
>>73524141
Making me think...
>>73524100
dont worry ill rip a fat vape for you
>>73524158
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=great_karoo
:^|
>'156
>>73521161
i hope it isnt run by gl*balists
>>73524174
>that GDP
Step it up
>i hope it isnt run by gl*balists
>>73524216
>he unironically uses NS stats
rooooooooo
>>73524230
?
04/12/17(Wed)23:41:07
>>73524174
>New York Times Democracy
>government seizes inheritance
gf just sent me this
what does she mean by it?
Would you live in my country, buds?
>>73524222
>Trump has Draco Malfoy on his side
>>73524269
>>73524222
For some reason I don't even feel compelled to download and use that image at his expense. Seems like a nice enough dude, just a bit misguided. Channeled his righteous anger through the wrong person.
>tfw wanted to be a hockey player but mother was an overprotective cunt
>>73524266
either your gf have a selfie stick or Chad took that photo
>tfw wanted to be an astronaut but too dumb for science
If you could rangeban one state or province from your country, which would it be?
>>73524359
>tfw wanted to major in STEM but I'm too lazy
>>73524359
>tfw I'll never be a biologist
what are your eating habits these days?
I haven't had much an appetite recently
>three cups of coffee
>two eggs
>two slices of toast with peanut butter
usually eat all of that around 2 everyday skipping breakfast and dinner and spacing the coffee out throughout the day
my flag > your flag
>>73524359
what when you were 5?
>>73524368
illinois
had the most penalty minutes 2 years in a row on my hs hockey team
>>73524368
All the flyover states
>>73524384
damnn that is a nice flag
>>73524368
>If you could rangeban one state or province from your country, which would it be?
newfoundland
fucking newfies
>>73524386
no, 19
I fucking love space
>>73524384
>text on a flag
>national coat of arms on a flag
1/5
>tfw you will never be part of the military of the American Galactic Empire
>you will never conquer alien worlds
>you will never protect missionaries who are trying to convert the aliens to Christianity
>default flag
embarrassing, absolutely pathetic
>>73524409
just be an astronomer ig lad
>first year of college and still going through the "i want to be an astronaut" phase
no wonder you haven't developed good tastes yet you're 15 years behind
>>73524444
Literally just logged in to bring it back into existence. I don't play that game anymore.
Just baet my meat y'all
>tfw realizing that I'll realistically probably end up an heroing at some point in the future
Superbad is top kino
>>73524456
>1st
>>73524467
Wanna join me in driving off a cliff when I finish college? Don't think I'm motivated enough to actually have a full time job.
>>73524467
Do it in a notable way so I'll know it's you
>>73524368
california
>tfw nearly done with a stem major and still no job
Everyone's really mad at me but too afraid to coalition me.
NEW NEW NEW
>>73524553
>>73524553
>>73524553
NEW NEW NEW