/brit/

do brits actually say bong instead of o'clock

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj los piratas

>>73520211
Am I foreign?

>>73520328
yes

>>73520366
goodbye

>>73520270
Never heard anyone use it outside of 4chan

>>73520211
You know how those around you affect your behaviour. 4chan is like that alcoholic deadbeat friend that poisons your mind.

>>73520394
ta-rah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y69HiazPFr

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>>73520211

>>73520561
pic's older n' your mam

>>73520602
What did he mean by this?

good: feet, armpits

eh: legs, mouths, bums

bad: breasts

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my gf sent this to me lads

>>73520679
based

>>73520663
n' is here a contraction of nor with the meaning of than and demonstrates my uncannily deep knowledge of vernacular British English

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg

>>73520732
Yeah, you're trying too hard.

>>73520791
that's shit mate

Why are there so many brits threads

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we in this bitch now

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anime

brainlets got mad and lost

Now then, gyppos

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kiira

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>https://twitter.com/DefenceHQ/status/852136827272257536

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>tfw dumb
>tfw never had a job
>tfw no friends
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw on medication for depression
>tfw can't drive
>tfw phimosis

>>73521590
true value will still drop on account of breggsit

get annoyed when i read comments saying the north korean people are brainwashed, stupid and starving

i doubt things are truly that bad over there

it is a country with 25 million people after all

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>>73521647

>>73521633
Are you me??

>>73521633
you could fix at least 4 of these within the week
the driving and job might take another week or 2
but you'll probably be dumb for life i'm afraid

>>73521633
first step is to get a job. no need to be picky, any job will do.

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>>73521664

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>>73521667
it's just not fair

Business idea: simple site like vocaroo/strawpoll that you can set to publicly reveal any information you want at a certain time
For example, you might have a 4chan thread asking "first one to guess my name gets a steam game", they enter their name on the site and set it it too reveal in, say, 10 minutes, so the anons know they aren't getting tricked.

Hmmm? Huh?
Pls rate

Really don't like Aussies tbqh

>>73521681
I don't want to. The idea of working just makes me want to cry. Having to be surrounded by normies all day for the next 50 fucking years or whatever the retirement age is now? No thanks.

Wish I was never born

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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY

IT'S NEVER GOING AWAY

>>73521633
unless you have aspergers,
>tfw dumb
study more, 4chan less
>tfw never had a job
get a job
>tfw no friends
find a hobby you enjoy and meet people
>tfw kissless virgin
go to the gym, and do ^^^ and then you'll become more comfortable around people, you'll meet some girls, and you'll feel confident enough to ask people out
>tfw on medication for depression
i don't know your situation well enough to say anything, but perhaps if you do the rest of the shit you'll no longer be depressed.
>tfw can't drive
if you get a job you can afford to take lessons and your test
>tfw phimosis
get circumcised, goy.

good luck on life.
t. half of those things

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>tfw no redpilled /brit/ bf

>>73521633
Where's the problem?

used to despise this one italian prick on here who posted jpop and was better friends with reddit flaggers than i was
turns out he was british
used to live in st annes on the sea but now lives in rochester
think his name was amer or something
amer hotpockets

WANT TO FUCK MY SISTER BUT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND

He's beta as fuck anyway

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>do you like my shirt anon?

virgin and proud

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REMINDER

>>73521633
same for all except i'm not on medication because it's not that bad for me and medication scares me

>>73521731
grill?

>>73521714
Working is an essential part of human existence la. Sitting around doing nothing all day will destroy you mentally because the primitive part of your brain will always be panicking because you're not doing anything to prepare for winter or whatevs

>>73521731
don't really fancy the idea of a gf who is not a normie 2bh

just vaguely feel she'd be somehow fucked in the head

>>73521746
>virgin
okay
>and proud
I almost believed you.

>>73521717
>study more, 4chan less
i'm shit at studying, can never maintain focus
>get a job
no idea what and it's too daunting
>find a hobby you enjoy and meet people
don't enjoy anything other than posting on here
>go to the gym, and do ^^^ and then you'll become more comfortable around people, you'll meet some girls, and you'll feel confident enough to ask people out
too lazy to go to the gym, hate the idea of it
>if you get a job you can afford to take lessons and your test
tried a few lessons and i hated it, way too scary and confusing
>get circumcised, goy.
no thanks

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>stroll into the gym
>see this

wat do???

>>73521754
t. proddy

>>73521735
a very interesting tale, both thought-provoking and profound

>>73521768
play in traffic

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>>73521731
>Caolan Robertson is a film maker, political writer & social commentator. Born & Educated in the UK, Caolan studied film at a prestigious London university. After becoming disenfranchised as a result of the university’s banning him from creating content that critiqued Islam, Caolan co-founded The New Brit and now contributes to TheRebel.media. Liberals HATE him, Republicans want to be him, see how Caolan destroys the left with this one simple trick!

>>73521752
I have a feminine benis

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tfw slept with 33 women and i have them all written down in a little book.

lol he uses the green letters

>>73521772
Start smearing my shit on the surfaces

>>73521754
I don't feel that way. I've never had a clue what to do in life and I still don't. Just want to curl up in my bed forever. I can't stand even having to do chores/DIY, never mind a job where I'd have some cunt manager, normie co workers, long hours etc.

>>73521768
>i'm shit at studying, can never maintain focus
man the fuck up
>no idea what and it's too daunting
man the fuck up
>don't enjoy anything other than posting on here
try manning the fuck up
>too lazy to go to the gym, hate the idea of it
man...the...fuck...up?
>tried a few lessons and i hated it, way too scary and confusing
man the fuck up
>no thanks
i guess it doesn't matter, you're never gonna have sex with that attitude anyways.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1criFbeN9PA

>>73521768
then it looks like your options are:
1) stop whinging and just put of with being a virgin loser forever
2) bin yourself

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>>73521768
Just get a motorbike instead m8

easier to drive than cars

>>73521768
>Plan for the rest of my life: Browse 4chan

>>73521820
i like doing it, and it works!

the little green letters are cool xD

>>73521735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

badly need tongue-access to an attractive girls feet

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>the little green letters are cool xD

>start taking antidepressants
>becoming increasingly concerned my friends all browse /brit/ and catalog all my posts and laugh at them behind my back
>haven't spoke to anyone in 2 weeks, I can't even be bothered reading my texts of answering my phone
>don't wash or clean myself, my house is a fucking mess
>can't speak properly, sometimes and my family barely understands what I'm trying to explain
>when I'm in public I feel like people are staring and laughing at me, moreso than usual
>recently developed an interest in the occult and spend all day playing games and listening to occult audiobooks and YouTube videos
>feel as though I'm in a dream, everything looks scary in a way I can't explain
>tried to stop taking the antidepressants to stop this shit, but if I don't take them I wake up choking and unable to breathe several times a night

wew lads
DO NOT FALL FOR THE ANTIDEPRESSANT MEME
At least I don't want to kill myself though, silver linings, eh?

been getting buzzed/drunk every weeknight this week. am i becoming an alchy?

a cool blog made of green letters
+10

>>73521717
cookie cutter normie advice: the post

>>73521867
i'd talk to your talking about this shit, it sounds god awful

>>73521867
Cool blog bro
Def read the whole thing xD

>>73521878
if i was a normally would i still be a kissless virgin? i think not.

>>73521873
are you downing more than a couple of litres equivalent of voddy per week?

i am not cool
>because you suck LOL

>>73521878
>>73521897
*normie

if i were at least diagnosed with assburgers or something i'd have owt to blame my failures on. as it is i have absolutely nothing to blame my failures on - i just AM a failure
autists don't know how lucky they are

20 Facts About Ivanka That...

>>73521867
sounds like classic symptoms of low dopamine

i doubt the antidepressants caused these problems

>>73521900
not sure, i've just been drinking beer desu. i did actually buy some vodka an hour ago cause i realised it is cheaper

>>73521810
>man the fuck up
i don't care about being a man
>>73521813
tough choice
>>73521818
i'd probably fall off or get ploughed over instantly

You're cool in my book bro :3

>>73521933
will make me wank

>>73521867
Are you retarded? If your drugs don't agree with you then you talk with your doctor.

>>73521867
>>73521768
>>73521947

We can suicide together if you want

I am planning to do saturday, got my voddy and noose ready

ivanka trump is not attractive

Are you ready to conquer Ancient...

>>73521867
who are you quoting?

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>>73521933

>>73521867
there are many types of antidepressants which produce different side-effects. you should tell your GP about this so he can change your prescription

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>>73521950
>finland

normies always say "join a club/hobby group to make friends" but this only works if you're outgoing

so its a great idea for normies in a new city or whatever but abnormies are never going to be confident enough to do that on their own

>>73521931
this
i wish i was fucking disabled or something, just so i had an excuse
but no, i'm just shit

>>73521948
FUCK you yank cunt

>>73521946
have 3-4 beers (or 5-6 yank ones) a night is nothing

you should start worrying when you wake up with a dreadful hangover and start drinking anyway

NORMI

>>73521867
Which antidepressant?

>>73521958
Not yet lad.

>>73521978
This. I hate the idea of a club/group with social rules. Fucking hate group activities. I don't like drinking or anything that's just based around socialising.

If I go outside, it has to be for a reason, with a clear goal

>>73521973
her straight teeth bewilder and scare brits

>>73522006
pussy

why is it always 3am

Woman Attacked By Chimp: But 6...

who is the grill in OP pic ??

>>73521973
>>73522008
Honestly, I'm disgusted by the obvious plastic surgery nose

>>73522020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6K3m9TsPs

>>73521980
You're not cool with that language bro :(

>>73521958
>I am planning to do saturday, got my voddy and noose ready
please don't, anon. there's literally no valid reason to commit suicide. take it from someone who was a friendless kissless virgin with a very physical shitty job that i hated, my mum died when i was a teenager, my dad is 74 and probably gonna die before im 30. things can get better. i got into kayaking last summer, i made alot of friends, got some nice chances with lasses. your life WILL get better, i promise you that, lad.

>>73522028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Montgomery

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>>73522018
I know. I'm a massive fucking coward.

>>73521977
is this various translations for the phrase "qt as FUCK" in finnish

>>73521997
>have 3-4 beers (or 5-6 yank ones) a night is nothing
>you should start worrying when you wake up with a dreadful hangover and start drinking anyway
wew good. thanks!

>>73521973
ive always wondered what kind of specimen creates these shops
it would be truly fascinating, and horrifying, to see one

Doctor Poopoo... I'm wee IA

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring your own beer

They are not my beer

Don't worry. No charge for the Rohirrim

And why would I want them?

They were trying to get first prize. They work for the mercenary. The Castralto Man.

...Bane?

Aye.

Get 'em aboard. I'll call them up

Tthe fight plan i just filed with the Central Intellgicen Agency lists me, my men, Doctor Cavalier, but only one poopoo! First one to balk gets to stay on my good side! Who paid you to steal Doctor Poopoo! He didn't try so hard! Who want's to fly next. Tell me about Bane! Why does he carry out the task? A lot of loyalty cards for a smoking gun

Or Tehran he's wondering why someone would glutamate before throwing him out of the Bane.

At least you can balk. Who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our glans. No one cared who I was until I carried out the task.

If I pull that off will you die?

It would be extreme and Baneful.

You're a big guy.

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

Was getting bought part of your plan?

Yes.

Doctor Poopoo refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to Fine Bros what he told you.

Nothing, I said. Nothing.

Well congratulations, you got youself bought. Now what's the next step of your dance routine?

Smashing this plane. With my connivers!

No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, Mother.

Have we started a fire?

Yes! The fire has been started.

Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for truth or dare. That comes later.

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>>73522054
no

>>73521958
a sacrifice to ease your own suffering and to unburden the world of yourself? in it's own way it's an admirable choice

>>73522040
>there's literally no valid reason to commit suicide
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>>73522061
read all of this

>>73521997
>when you wake up with a dreadful hangover and start drinking anyway
I do this every saturday morning desu

snapped at my parents earlier
told them to go away and that i stay up late just to get some peace and quiet
a while back i told them they shouldn't have been allowed to breed.
i'm a shitty fucking person

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>>73522040
>there's literally no valid reason to commit suicide

>>73521978
you could try d&d/tabletop rpg groups

>>73521977
>>73522068
That's some Sherlock Holmes work to detect dyed hair.

>>73522006
>If I go outside, it has to be for a reason, with a clear goal
give this a reread and long and mindful think, anon
>>73522068
oh it's a little more autistic

>>73522061
thats just ding dong merrily on high

>>73522088
Is this about Ronaldo??

>>73522100
dude reddit things lmao

>>73522089
you should apologize, it'll make you feel better

>>73521867
The British are natural magicians because of their lack of identity
It's a reason there has been such a massive outpouring of occultist stuff from that small island

>>73522061
read AND laughed at this post, weird

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about el d10s humilliating you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ccNkksrfls

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>>73522103
and yet everytime i post it in /maemmi/ they always argue that it doesn't prove anything. that people can have dark eyebrows and still be blond. that hair colour changes depending on the season of the year.

until post this picture, and then it's indisputable.

>>73522117
It only has that reputation now that normalfag runts have flocked to tabletop games to play them in the most shallow "dude lets smoke weed while playing lmao!!!" way.

TAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEEEEE
(take on me)
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNNNNNN
(TAKE ON ME)

I'LL
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOOOOOOOOONEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO

>>73522117
like it or not, real life friends will always be reddit

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>>73522107
>oh it's a little more autistic

>>73522141
>>73522154
was making a pun about stranger things

>>73522107
>give this a reread and long and mindful think, anon
don't see your point
i mean like going to the shop, not doing some amazing feat
>>73522120
i do sometimes, but it's meaningless. i almost never mean it when i say "sorry"

>>73521958
Film it for us
You will be immortalized in /Brit/ and remembered for far longer than otherwise

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>>73522148

>>73522044
thanks mate
im not gonna whack one off to her, i swear! i was just curious to who it was

>>73522141
>shallow "dude lets smoke weed while playing lmao!!!"
wtf i love dungeons and dragons now!

Weed + alcohol is my favourite drug combination desu, you just need to know the secret trick to pull it off correctly or else you'll throw up and pass out immediately

Would highly reccomend it

>>73522162
work on your presentation

>>73522181
>you just need to know the secret trick to pull it off correctly or else you'll throw up and pass out immediately
everytime 2bh. what's the secret????

>>73522165
>i mean like going to the shop, not doing some amazing feat
i know
you have a natural aversion to leaving the house for any reason mate, don't you find it odd?

>>73522040
Always some sissy reddit yank PUSS talking people out of suicide

>>73522089
>i'm a shitty fucking person
You're not really that shitty, just not nice and very pathetic. In essence, you're an unpleasant loser.

You haven't done anything to elevate yourself above mediocre, even in a bad way. You're the human equivalent of having headlice.

>>73522141
you've just described my only friend
christ why is he such a walking reddit

>>73522181
i never combine, i always pick either alcohol or weed to be my "staple" for the night and add various other things on top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8epyQ5MnFY

where my black brothas at????

>>73522187
it's called: stop being such a lightweight

>>73522113
recently learned a monty python sketch ends with everyone singing ding dong merrily on high
flabbergasted

>>73522197
>PUSS
i've literally saved my best friend from committing suicide. i physically held him down with the razors in his hands, until the police and ambulance arrive. i got his blood all over me and had to get checked for hepatitis C. so don't call me a fucking pussy or i swear to god i'll make you wish you had never sheltered loyalists during the Revolution and War of 1812.

>>73522117
D&D is fun dude
At least when it's with good people and without the ironic stoner types

post breakdown of posts so far

>54% I'm a virgin/my life sucks/i'm terrible to my parents/tfw no gf
>11% insults
>10% girls/anime/requesting girls/talking about girls
>8% reaction images
>6% shitposting
>5% utter, utter garbage
>3% suicide chat
>2% JFs asking asinine questions
>1% dank fucking memes

>>73522187
Just smoke the weed 30 - 45 minutes after your last drink, works every time mate

Nice green letters

>>73522253
lol

>>73522193
probably is odd, but so what? i've always been more comfortable indoors, where it's quiet and i don't have to deal with people

>>73522200
yeah i know

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>>73522248
>>8% reaction images
>>6% shitposting
>>5% utter, utter garbage
all me

>>73522248
all me

>>73522248
lmao you fkn nerd how autist do you have to be to crunch such stats

>>73522248
>5% utter, utter garbage
allo
salut

>>73522248
>garbage
where you belong, yank

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*stares at you*

>>73522181
can't beat a good line of charlie imo

post toot

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normalrunts playing dnd

>dm narrates story
>normalrunts narrate everything they do
>dm agrees
>no dice or stats are ever seen
>quickly becomes a front to drink or smoke weed or a stage to tell cringe jokes

>>73522243
You probably made his life even worse

>>73522248
>>54% I'm a virgin/my life sucks/i'm terrible to my parents/tfw no gf
me

>>73522181
I like alcohol and coffee, or mushrooms and tea

>>73522286
beating a dead horse a bit

>>73522248
0.56% "woah it's 3am, goodnight lads"

woah it's 3am, goodnight lads

""I'm a virgin/my life sucks/i'm terrible to my parents/tfw no gf""
LOL

>>73522243
Haha did Jesus say you did a good job there bud?

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>>73522299
I need to hammer in that they don't actually play. I hear normie DnD stories all the time and see them in the college lounge. There is NO dice to be seen. It becomes a story game alone.

>lost my virginity years ago
>sister's still a virgin

still makes me chuckle

>>73522238
when i was in year 5 my friend thought flabbergasted meant bastard in french

hence the phrase 'excuse my french'

if only you were from france not a sheep fucker

>>73522273
set up an algorithm so i can scrupulously monitor the quality of a brit thread and bail at a moments notice

>>73522327
how dare they have fun without doing maths

>That stoner guy who always plays a generic dwarf except he's goofy and likes to smoke and always runs off to die forcing everyone else to chase him rather than getting things done

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doing a cry

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>I need to hammer in that they don't actually play. I hear normie DnD stories all the time and see them in the college lounge. There is NO dice to be seen. It becomes a story game alone.

fedora posters from pirate land are awesome!!

>all blacks are ni-
https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/852204804373958657

>>73522366
chin up you wet blanket

ask a prison officer anything

>>73522350

Don't call that Dungeons and Dragons or there is going to be a stiletto marathon across your purple sack faggot.

>X has been co-opted by "normies"
get a grip

>>73522361
so when it comes to gaming, which stage are we on? 5?

>>73522323
Doesn't work lad, it is a torrent hash, right?

You lads want some habanero beer?

https://youtu.be/cVYQn7egkXk

been flying off brandy and coca (aine) for a few hours n im starting to feel like im gonna puke

what do??????

>>73522389
what's your job title?

/pol/ is going crazy because of the Daily Express sensationalising fucking nothing

>>73522407
>DUDE SPICE LMAO

hi prison officer!

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>>73522386
can't
don't want to

>>73522287
as a matter of fact he's got a decent job, he reconnect with his high-school sweetheart and gets laid very often. all things considered he actually has a better life than i do now.

>>73522416
prison officer

>>73522360
>that very low intelligence lawful good paladin that always fucks everything up doing the moral thing in a lovable way

XD

>>73522389
why do u do it for such a shit wage?

>>73522419
thank you for the /pol/ update

>>73522412
go to the bathroom and get comfortable

>>73522420
You don't get any

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>>73522416
'Prison Officer'

>>73522435
It really is a shit wage, but I'm a simple man.

dumb pirate frogposter

I'm talking to a girl and she says she likes playing vidya and watching animu, but I'm not sure I believe her and I don't want to grill her on her knowledge in case I embarass her

What to do

>>73522430
what a coincidence

I probably spend at least 12 hours per day on /brit/

hey i said hi to you prison officer

that harry styles is literally so fucking shit

>>73522472
used to do this then I went cold turkey for a few months and now I'm back

>tfw you really are here forever

>>73522456
not a great sign if these are a person's main 'hobbies' so there's not much point becoming too elitist about it, if that's what you mean

>>73522456
ask her what games/anime she likes and judge from there

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>>73522472
same
talk more to you lot than anyone irl, even my parents
my life has gone to shit over the last 5 years

>>73522456
just ask her what her favourites are you military grade spastic

>>73522412
more cocaine

>>73522478
Back in your cell amgio

If people saw my browsing history, they'd be slightly disgusted
If people saw my torrent history, they'd be utterly fucking repulsed and genuinely concerned for my mental wellbeing

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>>73522483
W-what are we gonna do if 4chan ever shuts down?

That'll be a scary day

>>73522456
ask her if she watched anything last season. if she asks what a season is, change the subject

>>73522412
sick bucket + bed imo, with a glass of water
if you haven't had too much alcohol you'll be alright within a few hours but'll probably have some trouble sleeping

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>amigo

why does he post frogs

>>73522515
finding stuff to do isn't the problem, when I went cold turkey it was fine. if it went offline I'd be free at last.

it's breaking the habit that's hard

>>73522515
business idea: a fully decentralized imageboard

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Prison officer anon here

What do you guys think about this house I'm thinking of renting

It's near to my prison and next to a river and it's 750 p/m

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>"shit shit shit shit..." yeah I got a bachelors a year ago but decide I don't like it
>going to go back to school to study something else completely different and useless

I honestly think some people are genetically shortsighted to gamble years of their lives away like this. If you do this you are a genuine moron.

>hello I started my career at the age of 34!
>hello I delayed my adolescence by 15 years!
>Hello I wasted putting everything back an entire decade!

I've met these people in their first bachelors run and in their second or third. They have the most nonchalant attitude towards classes and will shrug off failing several of them with a "don't worry I can just pin on two more semesters" attitude.

>>73522248
was trying to ironically make a post that constitutes all of these but i really cannot be arsed

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>If people saw my browsing history, they'd be slightly disgusted
>If people saw my torrent history, they'd be utterly fucking repulsed and genuinely concerned for my mental wellbeing

>>73522542
i guess
easily spend most of my day on here

>>73522546
like cripple chon?

post more hats

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>post more hats

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>>73522555
Here's the river

Is 750 p/m too much?

Mind I only make 20k per year

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Too depressed to even wank

Even the primmest girl you know still does a poo and wipes her bumhole

>>73522556
Good people desu
Don't take life too seriously lad, it doesn't matter in the end

>>73522515
pshh, this isn't even near being the best imageboard (but /brit/ is pretty good)

dumb frogposters

>>73522603
yes that's far too much

>>73522603
how many darkies are in your prison?

>>73522615
don't believe this

didn't witness the (ex)gf go once

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>meet someone in their mid forties in senior year in one of my classes
>"failed this class probably will have to take another sememster (+.5 years)"
>utterly indifferent to admitting this or failing test

Just filling in time until you die.

>>73522630
40% poles, romanians, jamaicans etc, 60% Brits

Bear in mind i'm in the countryside pretty much

>>73522615
Walked in on the oneitis doing a wee at a house party once, she didn't even stop peeing or break eye contact with me

>>73522644
>Just filling in time until you die.
it's what we're all doing after all

>>73522603
you probably cant afford to spend 750 a month on rent. is that 20k before taxes?

>>73522644
babbys first existential crisis

poles have contributed to this world

back from the club lads

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>poles have contributed to this world

>>73522680
yes

JORGE!!!

>>73522579
no.. not like that at all.

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In order to become the high priest of his new religion, Elagabalus had himself circumcised.[44] He forced senators to watch while he danced around the altar of Deus Sol Invictus to the accompaniment of drums and cymbals.[27]

Reality has presentented truths to me that you couldn't possibly comprehend
It's a curse, not a blessing, I don't even know what to do with this disturbing knowledge

>>73522501
the only right answer
at least the irish know how it is

>>73522728
if it's long and rambling literally no one here will read it

>>73522573
Post it

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>JORGE!!!


>In order to become the high priest of his new religion, Elagabalus had himself circumcised.[44] He forced senators to watch while he danced around the altar of Deus Sol Invictus to the accompaniment of drums and cymbals.[27]


>Reality has presentented truths to me that you couldn't possibly comprehend
>It's a curse, not a blessing, I don't even know what to do with this disturbing knowledge

73522723
but women were oppresed remember that

>>73522748
NOW THIS IS HATPOSTING

no, it's "haitiANO" (not the real one, but you know)

im cooler than you for gods sake

>>73522744
>implying this kind of knowledge can be put into words
You are not ready

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsg8zuKKsGc

jorge, have you visited the psychiatrist?

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>select all the images that show gas stations

>>73522723
m-muh based assad

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>>73522767
*burps*
pf
*changes the channel*

HASTA LA VISTA

BABY

>>73522797
burping is my sexual fetish desu

its great ngl

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fuck the depression has come back bad tonight

worst it's been in months

just want to burst into tears

How many A levels do I need to get into uni?

I'm going to do night school

Was thinking about doing accounting

>>73522827
3

No, why?

>>73522836
But one A level at an A grade is like 120 UCAS points and that's the requirement for most degrees

going to fail uni because i'm too depressed to revise for my final exams

3 years wasted

because you have been saying that you are crazy, virgin and still live with your parents jorge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUsnJ9jlwns

>>73522858
i believe in you

>>73522851
most shit degrees

>>73522887
>>73522887
>>73522887
>>73522887
>>73522887

>>73522886
thank you

>>73522008
Obviously fake and look retarded
Typically American

>>73522858
at my uni everyone just goes to a nutcase doctor and gets all kinds of extra time and shit. My m8 literally got let off his (2nd year) exams altogether. That not an option?

>>73522652
That means she likes you :)))

>>73522908
I don't think so, too late now for that stuff probably