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anime

>>73520002
>>73520044
at least you have friends AAAAHHHHH lmao

*points to me dick*
get direct control of that la

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tights?

made a cheese + onion + mayonnaise sandwich

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sue

>>73520130
I still use algebra, it's handy. used it last week to figure out how much an afl team needed to kick to move up the ladder

>>73520090
its doable. just get comfy and stay in your room for 2 weeks doing late nights.
i struggle to find motivation and keep working so i use the pomodoro technique. i find its quite good.

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>>73520154
she is 2 years older than me

So I would have been like 11 and her 13

Honestly have no bad feelings towards it

Just kick myself for not getting anything out of it myself

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>>73520099
>cuckstamp

The """sovereign"" STATE of ausfailia

>>73520204
>pomodoro technique
eh

the 16 year old girlfriend is moody lads

>>73520145
they don't really like me they're just used to having me around

Proper /brit/ for proper Brits

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>>73520211
>>73520211

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>the gf doesn't like my spaghetti

>>73520205
do you have an incest fetish now?

>>73520092
>desperately want to fit some idealised mould.

imagine being such a born runt you get upset when you see "manly men" and think theyre all acting up

creased

Why are migrants so obsessed with getting out of France and into the UK

babestation

>>73520234
why is there always one fucking MONG (you)
who tries to do this stupid shite late at night

fuck off

>>73520262
burkinis are legal in the UK

do brits actually say bong instead of o'clock?

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>>73520249
You know what yes I fucking do

But only for sisters, mothers and shit disgusts me

Probably wank to my sister every week


Does what she did count as abuse? Because I'm autistic as fuck now and an alcoholic

She's like an 8/10 and I'm only a 6/10 maybe

>>73520251
you can bottle it up but you'll crack one day.

>>73520284
oh look an angry paki

>>73520303
doesn't really count as abuse since ur both so young

fucking weird though
stop being an incester

love it when my sister gives me a hug
get a nice feel of her warm and squishy body
gives me a semi

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>>73520205

>>73520303
dire lad sort it

>>73520334
fuck off

>>73520203
why wouldn't you just use a simple addition/subtraction or whatever?

just cba with maths beyond the basics, such a fucking baffling chore

https://youtu.be/ymSgls0Ce24


BANGER

>>73520323
whatever you need to tell yourself soft lad

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https://youtu.be/p6UsohgIioc?t=27s

wronguns itt

FOY
FOC
FOA
FONZ

FO

>>73520386
lmfao

>>73520362
imagine being this much of a braindead prole
i cannot

like you achieved the intellectual capacity of a 12 year old and just stopped

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real depression hours

who up?

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>>73520357
>>73520355
>>73520348
Uh not really incest lads no one even touched my willy

Also, isn't siblings 'playing doctor' and touching each other pretty damn common?

The furthest thing she made me do was suck her tits and finger her

>dreamed i was dying
>woke up
>still dying
ah yes
how's it foing?

>>73520099
/brit/ is owned by the Irish

>there are 10 year olds better at maths than people itt
howling

>>73520414
As I said in the last thread, I'm very good in other fields. I'm certainly well above average intelligence. But maths is just a huge blind spot for me.

Can't be good at everything.

>>73520425
I never inappropriately touched, or was touched by any of my siblings or cousins

so it can't be that common

>>73520303
It's not surprising since a lot of the time fetishes stem from adolescent sexual experiences.

is it abuse?
kind of I guess. That sort of thing can definitely set someone on the path to becoming a fucked up individual

>>73520435
/brit/ is owed by the irish

>>73520362
I did use wolfram alpha for the solving because I cbf but you still have to use algebra to work out the equation

the ladder creates a percentage of the goals your team has kicked divided by goals kicked against it, addition/ subtraction doesn't work because it's proportionate to what the opposing team kicks

>just cba with maths beyond the basics
but algebra is the fucking basics lmao
what do you consider the "basics" below that? memorising one of the 12x12 multiplication tables? fuck me those were tricky eyy

>>73520465
*owed to the irish

>>73520425
>Uh not really incest lads no one even touched my willy
desperate reasoning there

never even felt a thing for my sister

>>73520470
by basics he means + - / and *

ive had my head up my sisters fanny a few times`

>>73520425
you put your finger in her fanny?

>>73520458
That's cause you're the kind of kid who was allowed 1 hr of video games a night and had to sit on a stair if he was naughty instead of getting hit

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>Freaks
>Powerful
>Savage
>Madness
>Fuckery
>Problematic
>Extrapolate
>It’s bizarre
>Silly bitches
>How dare you
>The idea that…
>We’re going deep
>I’m no expert, but…
>He got jacked, son
>A hundred percent
>Good googly moogly
>Pull that shit up, Jamie
>Charismatic mega-fauna
>Diffusion of responsibility
>I used to have a bit about that
>I used to be addicted to Quake
>I used to be addicted to pool
>Be the hero of your own story
>Jiu Jitsu is like human chess
>What I don't understand is (x)
>You should start a podcast
>We live in strange times
>(X) is a bad motherfucker
>Anthropomorphization of animals
>Watch this wolf jack up that eagle
>The wage gap has been debunked
>Kids are like bundles of human potential
>Every 10 years the cells in your body change
>The problem is everyone wants to be on a team
>The problem is no single person should be in charge
>Isolation exercises just aren’t applicable in real life
>Being a police officer/the president is an impossible job
>People before the internet were virtually apes/cavemen
>You can abuse anything, you can abuse cheeseburgers
>Domestic pigs change their DNA when released in the wild in weeks
>MMA is high level problem solving with dire physical consequences
>More tigers are in captivity in Texas than the entire rest of the world

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>>73520445
>certainly well above average intelligence
>bad at maths

>>73520470
>but algebra is the fucking basics lmao
no it's not, division/addition/subtraction/multiplication are

All in here lads

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>>73520510

>>73520510
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>>73520445
absolutely loathe people saying this.
>uhh yeah dude I'm smart af but below GCSE mong level at maths!!
ah yes very good

siblings are for gays

my brother made me put my willy on his arse when i was like 5 and he was 10 haha, completely forgot about it until i was 11, remembered it everyday since (now 20) drunkenly told an ex of mine that I was abused (didn't say my brother did it) and when i cheated on her she said i deserved it and should have died instead hahaha ahhh yes

>>73520504
absolutely retarded grasping post

stop trying to normalise getting raped by your sister and wanting to fuck her you absolute freak

my childhood was based

lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN0fPHTRHCI
picking out a wife

im good at everything
theres not a single thing im not good at

zuz

>>73520516
Yeah, don't know if anyone told you this in your STEM orgy but you can have strengths and weaknesses.

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>>73520528
I hope the janny gets you

people who can't do maths confuse me

>>73520543
not him but it doesn't sound like that big a deal, stop being so fucking dramatic you ponce

t. lad who got mildly diddled by his older brother

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>>73520462
Probably

>>73520499
Bet you're lying Tbh, unless your sisters an uggo

>>73520503
Pretty sure I did, I would be plying runescape and she would sit on my lap and put my hand down her pants and get me to rub/finger

>>73520543
alri Maximillian

speaking as someone that studies english alongside business any runt can do it, you're not especially smart for being about to sit down and write bullshit essays

>>73520526
sort yourself out. that isn't even maths, it's more like logical reasoning

I'm in love with a trap
she doesn't even pass

>>73520558
what about posting

>>73520535
Well yeah, I am. Not super smart but certainly above average. Especially when it comes to writing.

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el d10s >>> the entire pirate team

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hello lads. i am very inteligunt but canot reed.

>>73520605
he scared away the pirates last night hahaha

>>73520580
You types tend to be autistic and unable to conceive of the world outside of rigid binaries so that makes sense.

>>73520582
ah yes molestation victim defending molestation

fuck off with your saggy arsehole you victim

>>73520593
thats actually my strongest area
its what i lead with in my CV
ive got printouts of my most well-received and cleverest brit posts that i lay out at interviews and use to back up my statements

>>73520572
maths at GCSE/A-Level requires just the ability to follow rules and think deductively. if you can't do this then you really aren't intelligent.

only when you get to topology/analysis/etc do you get to have it as a weakness and still be smart

im not very smart but I am eloquent, good at taking in information and charming so everybody thinks im really clever haha

>>73520605
looking forward to you posting this for the next 10 hours you sad cunt lmao

suppose i better go to bed then

night

>tfw intelligant but also retarded

>>73520589
>sort yourself out. that isn't even maths, it's more like logical reasoning

Whatever it is I don't really care

>>73520572
theres strength and weakness and theres being too dumb to grasp basic concepts

you are below average intelligence

if you weren't at the top rung for pretty much everything in school you aren't intelligent

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>says here you consider yourself above average intelligence but cannot perform simple maths...mind explaining yourself?

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>>73520584
>your sister will never pleasure herself on you while you are trying to play vidya
feels bad man

IRISH SUBHUMAN

>>73520632
>being good at maths is for autists
>cant do algebra but im dead smart yano

embarassing

>tfw dumb, ugly and molested

>>73520656
Me too. /brit/ is fucking awful at this hour. Too many JFs who are just looking for attention rather than posting anything interesting or worth reading.

2 parts name-brand Donald Duck country-style orange juice, 1 parts diet Sprite, and a couple dashes of French vodka. Repeat 3 or 4 times.

>>73520650
I did pass my GCSEs in maths, not like I got a U or anything.

>>73520668
Would love to cave your skull in.

im beter than u at everythng

>>73520584
You got raped by your sister lad.

Maybe you should bring it up with her, say that maybe you're owed something after all this time, *wink*

>>73520632
t. authority on the world/ people because they're """"""good"""""" at english

>tfw young, dumb and living off mum

>>73520669
says here clipboard are for benders mind explaining yourself?

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>you never passed gcse maths?

if you didn't get at least an A in gcse maths you're an imbecile

>>73520650
this

>>73520669
er ye well am dead good at readin books an tha. And i fink da romans are well intrestin lyk so am good at history n'all

the green letters

Off to the gf store, you lads want anything?

might do a sleep

got mostly A's and B's at GCSE and revised for about 2 hours in total from year 7 to 11

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>average intelligence
>phd in maths
>any job i want
>300k starting

>>73520706
>Would love to cave your skull in.

lmao as if you could you little shit
probably can't fight as well as not being able to do BASIC MATHEMATICS

would atomise your spine you complete moron

who /6outof7IBstandardmaths/ here?

>>73520695
>>being good at maths is for autists
it's strongly correlated with it.
http://rstb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/364/1522/1359.full

have an iq in excess of 160 but also have dyscalculia

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>tfw got a C in GCSE maths, English and Science

I also did heroin in school and think I fucked my head


I want to go to uni lads, is night school a good idea?

might have a wank to a thicc girl lads x

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>you only got a C at gcse level maths? sorry, cant give you this

>>73520750
I got all C's and B's and never revised and wagged most of year 11

>>73520710
I'm good at all the humanities.

>>73520754
Die. Literally, just get a knife and slit your flabby throat open immediately.

remembering the time a lass was showing me the texts of the lad who had a crush on her then after that I took her virginity

>>73520741
slag gf

business idea: thicc trap

everybody's good at humanities

>tfw you will never have a sister gf

>>73520771
which one?

>>73520750
my mum locked me in my room with revision papers and no computer so I failed my GCSE's to spite her

she thought I was some prodigy because my teachers said I was CAPABLE
capable does not translate to willing

>>73520303
>Does what she did count as abuse? Because I'm autistic as fuck now and an alcoholic

yeah, she absolutely abused you. she was 13-14, and you were 10-11, no matter how you look at it she took advantage of you and that is abuse.

so stop wanking it to your sister. hopefully she hasn't continued to abuse anybody else. if you want to you could confront her about it and to get an apology or closure. but that's up to you. i repeat, stop wanking it to your sister. it's gross and unnatural, and the only reason you're doing it is because she fucked you up as a kid. don't let her win, stop wanking it to your sister.

just fucking stop wanking it to your sister.

>good at the humanities

you have to try not to do well in those subjects they're painfully easy

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do you already have sophies nudes?

>>73520805
'cept blacks since they're not human

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>all these sadcases who got less than A*s or As at fucking GCSEs, neverminds A-levels
the fucking state

>>73520780
good lad

managed to change two F's into B's in the space of a few months after doing fuck all in nearly 2 years, we all had mentors and mine was this fat self righteous cunt who took great pleasure in telling me I was one of the biggest underachievers in the school

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Not sympathetic towards this but it's a bit sad to see this go.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EyY1Bgst07U

>>73520805
Not really. It's no surprise that the autists of this place disdain fields like philosophy and history. Too abstract and research intensive for their sperg brains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg

memes

i was in the wrong fucking thread

sorry boys

imagine being the united airlines guy and having a literal army of lawyers begging to represent you

how the fuck would you choose who to make your case

>>73520816
ex gf

>>73520833
only went to college to put off getting a full time job for 3 years
I had a laugh though

I'm 28 and I still have no direction
I just don't care enough about anything to try

>>73520833
alri boffin

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>>73520792
>Die. Literally, just get a knife and slit your flabby throat open immediately.

lmao literally how mad are you. I'm in beautiful shape m8, not a shred of flab on me :) getting even more shredded for summer

anything else brainlet?

>>73520833
t. privately educated tarquin who got help from his tutors paid for by mummy

>>73520709
>Maybe you should bring it up with her
hmm...alright yeah that sounds reasonable...
>say that maybe you're owed something after all this time
wait what

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they are both based

>>73520850
by nose

>>73520872
communist spic scumbags are not based

>>73520825
I don't wank to her EVERYTIME

I cum to the thought of her like once every 2 weeks or so

I don't see the problem

>>73520864
>getting even more shredded for summer
Course you are. As if a pasty bespectacled runt like you will step outside.

just found my spoon on the floor

FUNNY ISNT IT

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>H-hey Anon. Can't believe they put up all these signs for prom, so crazy haha. Are you going?

yeh am ded smart me yano got a fuckin C in sociology at GCSE

>>73520868
>projecting
I went to a shite comp and the only subjects I got all A's and A*s plus I'm not even that smart, GCSE's are just that easy

>>73520849
go back there

>>73519729
wew lad
a female family member would help me masturbate when i was around 6
i choose to believe it was a bad dream

critically appraising randomised control trials lads. bit dry ngl.

>>73520886
>I cum to the thought of her like once every 2 weeks or so
>I don't see the problem

just out of curiousity are you a northerner by any chance?

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>>73520868

>>73520819
did this in french haha, I was alright at one point but i had this horse looking bint who would always talk down to me so I wrote nonce jokes in my exam papers and dragged her class grade down dramatically by getting 0 marks in them, think i belted a chair at her after she told me I'd amount to nothing... Earn almost as much as she does and she's got over 20 years on me so not that bothered really

>>73520810
>>73520809

>>73520872
more like freebased cocainunists

>>73520896
fuck off you smarmy CUNT

>>73520918
shan't click either of those

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d10s >>> every amerishit sportsmen

>>73520825
what difference does it make if he wanks to his sister? if it gets him off it is obviously doing the job. modern victim culture is so tiresome

>>73520889
After showing yourself up with that emotional outburst its now giving me even more enjoyment to watch your projection as you lie to yourself, in order to protect your precious ego from admitting the truth that you have been utterly exposed and humiliated by someone who is your superior by every defining intellectual and physical metric

sad

>>73520869
He's not wrong Tbh, she never touched me back which I regret

>>73520906
I'm from the west country m80

disco music from italy

>>73520896
>I went to a shite comp
lol course you did Bartholomew. nobody from shit schools does that well.

>>73520924
maybe when you stop crying

>>73520931
can tell you are one of the low IQ runts if you can't figure out why its inherently wrong

>>73520924
have a word with yourself mate, envy isn't productive

eventually you'll have to accept that some people are just smarter

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mfw we have TWO (2) generals

find is a bit queer that it smells like ammonia now

>>73520825
there's literally nothing wrong with incestual sex between consenting adults

>>73520937
Splatter your brains over your wall, cunt.

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one defeated the pirates, the other defeated amerishits and ((((those parasites))))

>>73520952
>and yet he continues to project

there were five people in my year who didn't get lower than an A in GCSE and I went to a shite comp in fucking liverpool

absolute state of you, weak cunt

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>when a patriotic yank dares criticise Europe

bet half you dorks don't even smoke

>>73520931
because he said he wouldn't have an incest fetish if she didn't abuse him. so everytime he wanks it to her that's just letting her win, you know what i mean? she fucking abused him, she fucked him up in a way now that he's an adult, everytime he wanks to her it's like the abuse continues on. and "they were both young" isn't a fucking excuse. she went to puberty but he hadn't. she took advantage of him for her own sexual gratification. "both young" isn't an excuse, when i was 13 i fucking well knew that sexual abusing someone younger than me was wrong.

so glad we live in a time with high speed internet,, i dont think i could live without brazilian fart smother porn

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>>73520988
don't think I shall
you'd be a fraction closer to global average IQ if i did

maybe if you passed year 9 maths you'd know what I meant by that

>>73520896
>and the only subjects I got all A's and A*s plus I'm not even that smart
looks like you changed your story halfway through that sentence but forgot to clean it up

>>73520965
>it's wrong because I said so
of course

>>73520947
>I'm from the west country m80
that's even better.

>He's not wrong Tbh, she never touched me back which I regret
god damn, dude. she really fucked you up if this is the type of shit you say.

>>73520965
I would agree if it was his mum, but wanking to his sister is pretty normal, similar ages

>muh gcse results
nobody cares you autistic spackers

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>>73520986
>there's literally nothing wrong with incestual sex between consenting adults

>>73520993
>m-muh projection
I went to a similarly shit one and there was nothing of that sort there, fuck off

>>73521028
its wrong in practice because nature says so

fetishising it will only lead to mental illness long term

>I'm from the west country m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctY

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Wish I had a girlfriend lads

>>73521047
solid argument

The Irish ruined America

beto is an anti semite

>>73521005
there is nothing wrong with havign a fetish and 'abuse' is subjective, especially these days when apparently everything counts as 'abuse'

he doesn't seem that bothered by it so what difference does it make. just sounds like more victim culture, the more you tell someone they are a """victim""", the more they believe it

>>73521022
Smug cunts like you shouldn't exist.
>maybe if you passed year 9 maths you'd know what I meant by that
Way to take things to an extreme just you can sit there stroking your patchy beard and giggling like a faggot. Already told you I passed my GCSEs.

if you're bad at math you're either lazy or stupid

t. someone who was bad at math until i did work

>>73521045
still doing it as an adult on a regular basis is far from normal

its wrong whatever way you try and cut it

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>bragging about getting good GCSEs on 4chan in the most smug, superior tone possible

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>tfw all the /brit/ brainlets are arsehurt because you're smarter
ah yes

I've got 7 hours to answer this mock interview questionaire thing
I have the answers on a separate sheet, but I despise writing

being a neet is becoming more hassle than actually having a job

>>73521051
you're wrong
your denial and refusal to accept facts is none of my concern brainlet

>>73521100
it's because you're a cunt, not because you're smart
know plenty of nice smart people irl

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>there's literally nothing wrong with incestual sex between consenting adults

>people said I was really smart at school
>everyone says I'll be earning big money as an adult
>drop out of uni and spiral into a deep depression that I'm yet to have come out of

ah yes "life"

>it's a high schoolers talk about their pointless grades episode

>>73521080
stop crying lad, it was embarrassing 5 posts ago

now I'm not sure what to call it. Maybe your mad english IQ can help me think of a synonym?

got my bachelor's degree in maths

ama

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>>73521031
If she asked me I would definitely fuck her I think

>>73521005
>>73521088

Think you're overreacting, it's not like I objected to it at the time

At least I'm not some PROPER paedo

going to do a microwave sosage and potetoe

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>implying exams are a good way to measure intelligence
>implying they aren't just memory tests
shiggidy diggidy doo

genuinely had a good howl at the brainlets tonight

theyre all so insecure lmao

>>73521139
>tee hee i've got to get the last post in!

Noose around your neck, now.

>>73521140
what's 9+10?

>>73521060
he's only wanking over her, not knocking her up

business idea: put cayenne pepper powder in all of my food

>>73521159
being shite at them still makes you dumb

>>73521165
Arrogant tossers like you need to be tortured and humiliated in public to bring you in line.

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>tfw stupid master race

>>73521124
would rather be a smart cunt than a nice dumbarse 2bh

like how you lot act like a bunch of paki runts as soon as you find out there's a couple of clever lads about though

>>73521159
t. CDD at A-level

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y69HiazPFr

>>73521174
yeah he wanks over her and he just said he would shag her if he got the chance

all cool and perfectly normal though, healthy behaviour

you're literally proving how retarded you are by being so easily wound up by unsubstantiated claims of intelligence on the internet

complete runt bait

am literally hitler

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>>73521208
If you had a sister you would understand

My sister has a THICK arse and wide hips

>>73521146
>Think you're overreacting, it's not like I objected to it at the time
you were 10/11, and she was your old sister. anybody ever sexually abused by older siblings or family members never object because they trust them, they're older, they have more authority over them. literally every fucking time, abuse only ever stops when somebody gets older and can actually think rationally and put an end to it.

alright, that's all that i'm going to say about it. i genuinely wish the best for you, lad. i know when i get older i'm probably going to see a therapist for shit i when through when i was a kid. so i just wanna say, you know, maybe be open to that.

cheers lad. good luck.

>>73521190
>implying i didn't drop my A levels
wew

is it normal to want to sex sister

i dont have siblings so dont know anything about it

>>73521190
>paki runts
I'd happily watch Rasheed behead you.

>>73521199
i listened to this

>>73521074
Nope. Ireland is where half our cuties and all of our green eyed people come from.

WTF i love maradona even more!
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4198896,00.html

>>73521186
>>73521169
Think I'll keep living, im enjoying things as they are.

Been called arrogant before, but really my arrogance as you put it is totally justified by my superior qualities

LOVE the outrage though, keep it coming sweetie

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>>73521232
don't believe you

>>73521241
no, only weird repressed virgins want to do that.

t. lad with a sister who is repulsed by even considering the thought for a moment

>>73521234
I do have a sister you wrongun

>>73521264
>my arrogance as you put it is totally justified by my superior qualities
I'm sure that'll comfort you when you're being curbstomped.

gonna go out for a walk and buy some lunch

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>>73521238
>>73521291

I think the only way to resolve this would be to fuck my sister

bit tired now lads

>>73521305
bye

>>73521292
>implying you wouldn't get chinned for so much as looking at me the wrong way
would hit you so hard you'd spin round fast enough to take off like a helicopter

>>73521317
i'll tell you what. let me fuck your sister first, and then i'll let you know if it's worth it. you said she was an 8/10?

>>73521226
this
the people doing it are on 4chan at 2am on a thursday so they don't have a high paying job they have to wake up for, even if they are intelligent, they're intelligent NEETs or underage b&s off school for Easter

>>73521292
my immaculate boxing techniques, strength, endurance and agility will defend me from red faced runts like you

come try me bitch :)

Can do advanced maths but still count and multiply with my fingers

i can see where yanks get their autism from

>>73521339
No way Pablo

>>73521353
how advanced? give me details

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Reckon I could deck the lot of you in an instant
Pic related

i even find the concept of brothers and sisters strange

its like some odd pseudo-clone of you walking around. its uncanny and i wouldnt like it one bit

>>73521272
your sister is probably a minger

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>>73521362
>Pablo

not quite, bud.

>tfw never learned anything above basic maths but can work out sums immediately in my head

pirates talking about incest

could heem this canadian

>>73521374
*bursts into tears and runs away*

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>tfw smart but lazy
anyone else know this feel?

>>73521374
ywn be a big girl

this yank read like 1 guardian opinion article on abuse and channeled it all onto the horny incest fetishist.

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>>73521384
No way Mohamed

>>73521406
Kind of, my IQ is 121 according to my old school but I got into heroin and only have GCSE's and a btec

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>>73521406
>be dumb
>do shite in school
>feel bad
>tell yourself you're actually smart but you just didn't try hard enough
yeah, totally know that feel

>>73521406
una picardia

My IQ is 133.

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>>73521374
>she will never force you to suck her sweaty clit-dick after a gym/roid session

73521433
hahaha wow

if i told you your body was beautiful, would you hold it against me?

>>73521445
weirdo

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>>73521406
>tfw average and lazy
might fail my uni exams for a laugh

the millenial generation will go down as one of the most worthless in history

>>73521370
Calculus, differentials, vectors and other useless shit so long as I have a calculator

Cannot do any math in my head at all in a reasonable time

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>bragging about your secondary results on 4chan
wow. just wow.

my iq cant be measured in numbers because infinity is not a digit

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>>73521433
my iq is 110

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>>73521455
>Calculus, differentials, vectors
>advanced

>>73521424
oh shit didn't know we had junkies here

>>73521428
glad im not the only one

>>73521429
don't know what that means but i'm still smart

>>73521452
i'm failing uni as we speak because i still haven't done my essays for last week

>>73521459
∞
stupid blighter

i'm dumb, but i'm EXTREMELY good at pretending I know what i'm talking about

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day 4 of nofap lads

feel like my life will be sorted by day 90

i have more iq's in my brain than hair on my body

>>73521455
lel that's not advanced at all m8

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i just wanna bathe in her sweat

>>73521478
the lemniscate is a symbol not a digit

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>>73521484
same

>>73521491
good luck, lad.

If you are against free migration, you are ipso facto not a libertarian.

>>73521471
I'm not a junkie bud

Just an alcoholic now

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>>73521451

know this absolute dumb arse who's always chatting shit and acting like he knows what he's talking about.

everyone knows he's thick as pigshit and we all hate him but he's the manager's son so we have to go along with it

>>73521491
is 4 days hard for you? i need at least 5 to muster up enough energy and hornyness to even have one, and even then i could definitely go without.

>>73521459
what if you use base-infinity

>>73521506
*rams my digits in your eye sockets*

>>73521531
Not correct.

>>73521491
t. cums in his sleep

>>73521530
>i need at least 5 to muster up enough energy and hornyness to even have one, and even then i could definitely go without.
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>>73520510
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>>73521491
you'll crack by day 21

nofap is the biggest fucking meme since religion

>>73521557
i choose the one with the hot girl, not borat

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>>73521510
thanks m80.

>>73521530
no it isn't if im honest, i can get horny for pr0n anytime but its more dopamine that im craving than sexual release.

it's tough for me to go this long without porn OR video games. mostly bored.

your intelligence means nothing if you can't beat me in a 1v1 dual on dark souls

>>73521554
why is low testosterone a bad thing?

>>73521557
whyd you do this

honestly cant be arsed to monitor both these shit threads
just going to go
cant believe the incompetence and numbskullery on display here

>>73521581
bloodborne is a better game

>>73521558
i did made it to 90 once tho.

i actually finally got a gf, we met on call of duty (lel). she was alright as well. bit young like at 18 but fuckit

just started naturally not giving a fuck what people thought of me and apparently some of this seeped out into my behaviour and apparently girls like those behaviours

>>73521617
I just do something else for 10 minutes by which time the runts have settled down

>>73521470
I've never had to use anything more than that
the lot of it is useless unless you're in a field where it's necessary
All I do is some simple programming