What is the most offensive thing you could say to an Italian?

zitto animale

Probably calling northerner terroni and vice versa?

saying romans have bad education

American pizza is better than Italian and pasta is good only you add ketchup to it

>>73518188
Mistook one for an Arab, he got really pissed at me.

>>73518216
This

I thought it was a meme but I've literally triggered Italians from Milano and around into a rage fit by saying they're the same as people from Napoli.

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New Jersey is more Italian than Italy

Unlike krauts, we have a sense of humor so we never get offended

>>73518242
This. Southern Europeans are really in denial

watch this

bippiti boopiiti

just watch the butthurt because of this

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>>73518271
More like you are in eternal state of butthurt so your behavior don't change much

>>73518216
>>73518242
These.
Maybe also denying their ancestors were Romans and calling them larping gypsies or something.

You have squandered everything your ancestors have worked for and become nothing more than a punchline. All that's left of your culture is the greed and hunger but without the motivation. You are nothing more than squatters in a museum.

>>73518376
more like eternal state of depression

>>73518471
why?

>>73518188
ariana grande is my favorite italian person

>>73518388
Ouch.

the romans were nordic

>>73518804
They would actually agree topkek

it's pronounced "pro-scoot-o"

catenaccio is horrible football

>>73518188
>I don't put salt in my pan when I'm cooking pasta

Or anything about the mafia

>>73518188
But why would ever offend an Italian in the first place?

Trst is Slovenian.

>>73518388
we're in very good company with that, meh

>>73518471
But honestly burger posts tend to trigger you pretty bad. It is probably a leftover from the post war period.

"I cut my spaghetti".

>>73519932
Is this wrong?

>>73520278
No, I always do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZfzmLcy00M

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>>73518242
>>73518376
>>73518388
>>73519932
>>73520278

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>>73518252
This

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>>73518252
>>73520464
watch it you two

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>>73518188

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>>73520486
a matriarchal culture and shared Mediterranean peninsula perhaps?

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>>73520525
a boot-shaped country, you say?

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>>73520548
An alleged organized criminal organization that may or may not exist mayhaps?

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>>73520619
the ancient seat of a glorious empire?

>>73520832
Heh you wish

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>>73520832
One man who decided to render unto ceaser?

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Andrea, thanks for the ketchup pasta. It's good.

>>73518188
Call them a Guinea, wop, dago, Sicilian, etc.

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>>73520979
the next ones to leave the European Union, i wonder?

Don't bully Italians.

Audi > Ferrari.

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>>73521233
I am all of these things though you filthy Medigan
>>73521244
>implying Italy will ever escape kraut occupation

>>73521244
>implying you have the balls

>>73520525
In what way is Italian culture matriarchal? The Italians I know here in New Jersey seem to be much too concerned with machismo for such an arrangement.

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>>73521300
>>73521304
unofficial colonies, i see?

>>73521324
Woman is the head of the family , she cooks tasty Italian food and we in turn live with then until we are 35

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>>73521352
Unwanted sub Saharan Africans desperate to get to lampedusa perchance?

>>73521359
Interesting. Is that because of the Catholicism?

>>73521392
Goes back to Roman times tbqh Familia

>>73521388
You use too many complicated words. You confuse me. Do you read books or something?

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>>73521388
the fall of western civilization, perhaps?

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>>73521437
The expulsion of a certain semetic race you could say?

>>73521437
>western civilization
>not already fallen

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>>73521480
3:28 AM
sleep, i wonder?

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>>73521505
A life style that doesn't involve work, education, or training Methinks?

>Be Barbosa
>Meet random italo on Bairro Alto
>Start to communicate in Spanish
>Call him Coño in non offensive manner.
Mother fucker goot aggressive to the point I told him to fuck off, not worth stabing even

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>>73521599
A pesky immigrant group from the balkans that doesn't integrate and has a penchant for stealing and petty crime?