Ever notice how you've never seen a dead Thai?

Have you ever noticed you never see a Dutch person in Amsterdam?

Thats because we're all on vacation while the rest of the world works for our money.

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...


HERE! BOING!


AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!


I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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>>73518251
why wouldn't you ever accept those nice hardworking black people as dutch?
racist prick

>>73517868

The secret is apparently fucking ladyboys.

>>73519195
Someone vocaroo this please

>>73517868
didn't your fucking king die?

>>73519195
Read in Ricks voice

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>>73519195
This tickles my penis

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>>73517868
Ever notice why your men are cucks and your women are all whores?

>>73522514
>cucks
>>>/pol/
Not a real insult. Doest really mean anything outside its actual meaning. Check the dictionary.

>>73522382
with this great sacrifice he's granted the Thai people another hundred years of immortality

>>73517868
say something bad about the king

>>73522648
There's nothing bad to say. You might as well say "dirty the name of a good man with a lie" and then, when their moral conscious refuses to tolerate such falsehood and untruth in the world, the American cites that as a fault. Such things reveal the degenerate heart of western liberalism.

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>>73522602
A cuck is srill a cuck, wigger

>>73522889
>filename

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>>73519195