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TSUUUUUUUU

benis in anus

out theeere
there's a world outside of yonkersss

>>73513002
i wrote this ages ago

never gave you permission to copy it

>>73513002
Yeah anglos are truly subhuman filth

delete this thread janny, it offends me

>>73513019
Did a post of this on /sp/ awhile ago haha

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the gf

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>>73513002
Maith an fear

the irish were living in mud huts when the english found them

excuse me?

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>>73513128

miss massaging and sucking my gfs feet :(

>>73513157
>>73513128
Almonds are tingling ngl

zoolander is like 16 years old
where did all the time go?

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>>73513157
A large portion of Pakistani immigrants perhaps?

Why the fuck are "Russian relations with the US at an all-time low"??? WHAT CAUSED THIS

NEWS IS MOVING FAR TOO QUICKLY FOR ME LADS

Dumb pirate frogposter

real toadposting hours who tf up?

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>>73513196
A country leaving the European Union?

>>73513216
>Trump bombed Syria
>Putin sad

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>>73513273
Monty Don > Alan "Sex Pest" Titchmarsh

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>>73513225
Got over 200 toads

Here, have some

>>73513310
the government still requires immigration to sustain the UK's growth but instead now we will have dirty indians instead of eastern euros

post lewd cara

DUMB FROGPOSTERS

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A fast food chain?

>>73513372
retard

anyone else sick of the new social media meme where people post those really short videos that rewind, repeat, rewind, repeat etc

betito esta enfadada jaja

>>73513434
top rebuttal m8

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>MexiANO

pepe is a frog you imbeciles

What's going on this Sunday again?

>>73513475
what does ano mean?

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What Pepe sums up your emotions right now?

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>>73513496
Celebrating the resurrection of a Jew who died for our sins, perhaps?

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>its another one of these threads

Get a grip bog niggers

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i hate frogs

ways you save money
>split train tickets
>get a railcard
>property guardianship
>signing up for odd clinical trials, research and surveys
>pirate books/films/games
>do mystery shopping or other mystery shit
>use freecycling sites
>take advantage of bank switches
>cycle as your main mode of transport
>don't eat out
>buy your groceries at lidl or aldi and tend towards buying ingredients rather than ready meals and shit like that
>invest a fixed amount monthly 50% into stocks 50% into bonds
>only buy clothes to replace ones that break (use tk maxx or vintage shops or try to take advantage of sales like at new year)
>drink water
>bring lunch to work
>buy odd things from poundland like stationary
>check online if things are cheaper
>look for free stuff wherever it is possible (i uniroincally do shit like turn up at sikh temples for a free meal)

anyone else got any nifty tricks?

pisses me off that rent negates most of this shit.

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>>73513568

>>73513583
fuck off you autistic povvo

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>>73513540

>>73513583
shoplift

>>73513002
Anglos are master race, fag. Read a history book.

>>73513069
oh sorry xxx

>>73513583
>only buy clothes to replace ones that break (use tk maxx or vintage shops or try to take advantage of sales like at new year)
couldn't imagine being this much of a dssgusting runt

post toot

>>73513624
>yanks
>anglo
Screaming

>>73513583
pathetic little oik

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>>73513540

>>73513615
why is deano so threatened by someone being financially prudent?

does it make you realise that underneath your trips to malaga and branded clothing you're nothing?

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>>73513540
need to revise for exams

my pepe folder is getting huge though, needs an organisation

>>73513583
Push dem bricks

really want to hunt frogs

>>73513583
Literal Jew

>>73513640
>hurr i need new clothes
slave to the system
>>73513652
see>>73513663

>>73513622
banks offering cash-back on contactless and weirdly high interest rates is akin to shoplifting

>>73513646
Eh, my ancestors are Anglos. I'm not playing the muh heritage card and claiming any ties to the UK as a nation but we are literally of the same race.

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>>73513540

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>>73513540

>>73513663
you're not being prudent you're living like a fucking tramp and a proper boring one at that

bet you fucking hang teabags out to dry so you can reuse them you fucking rat, feck off

finna take a benzo

>>73513712
t. 56%

>>73513663
I'd honestly rather be a 'deano' than a smelly runt that walks religious services in shoes that fucking talk just for a free meal

obsessed with asian girls
feels beta man

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>>73513540

>>73513723
Love this pepe

question:once you have clothes that fit you, and have stopped growing, why on earth would you need to buy new ones??

>>73513725
>like a tramp
no?
>boring
no?

my hobbies are lifting, i read a phenomenal amount, i have an interesting job and a great sex life with my gf

just because i don't waste money on my beemer's insurance and wear ralph lauren doesn't make me a tramp you consumerist dope.

what's the point of posting frogs

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>>73513540

>>73513583
>>i uniroincally do shit like turn up at sikh temples for a free meal)
howling at this

feel like my personality is a very thin facade, there is NOTHING underneath

>>73513784
to accumulate social capital

>>73513784
Like electronics, clothes are built to fail, so you have to buy more.

>>73513784
People like to have nice things

>>73513784
wear and tear m8, also wearing trackies from 2005 makes you look like a dole scrounger or heroin addict

>>73513216
Trump bombed Pootin's favourite shitskin dictator and now he's crying

>>73513704
I don't take trips to Malaga, though I've taken many trips to various other places in Europe and Asia with my camera.

It's much more fun than sitting in a cold flat eating beans, wrapped in a threadbare charity shop coat, b-but at least you have money in bonds!!! T-take that deano!

>>73513540
Seems like this generated quite a response, may use it in the future.

73513855
hey rabbi

>>73513737
my shoes are fine.
i go to vintage shops and buy them on the cheap.

i don't smell, because i shower and wash my clothes.

I just don't go shopping frivolously. If i go shopping it's with a particular intention, such as to replace something or to get something for its function. I bought some chinos for a new job because it was business casual dresscode for example.

honestly it's ok to be content with what you've got.

as for the gurdwara thing, its in their religion to serve any and everyone food. and its a free tasty indian meal, why not?

>>73513002
what is that 'cunt' on his hat?

>>73513696
>jews live smartly and thriftily
>dumb goyim spend their money on clothes, alcohol, drugs and cars
>jews do better in the long term by having a rock solid base
>gentiles see this and get butthurt

Ah, so this is where antisemitism comes from.

At last, it all makes sense.

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>>73513540
Chicken & chips on its way

oh we're in this thread

TRIPLE LINK YOU MONG

>>73513885
you somehow seem both boring and weird

>>73513856
I'm taking a holiday this year to asia.

I saved enough money to cover the flights through riding my bike, and splitting plane tickets alone.

>>73513849
do people "break" their clothes that often? what do you do to them?
>>73513842
runt reason
>>73513833
refer to my first point
>>73513825
as I suspected

a fucking rabbi is posting here

Anyone got anytimes you ruined a chance at a gf. unironically had a girl laughing at my jokes constantly and messaging me every hour of the day once. But i never made a move and she gained self esteem haha

>>73513927
You do not command a Gael

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well???

>>73513959
If you did it once you can do it again. Be a man ffs

>Friend messages me this morning asking how I am
>Reply in a fairly standard way and ask how he's getting on
>He 'sees' the message immediately but hasn't replied in 12 hours

Don't understand this sort of thing lads, happens with all my other friends too. Is an instant message seen as uncool or something now? Takes fucking ages to have conversations with anyone now, may as well be using emails again.

business idea: the united kingdom of great britain and ireland

>>73513940
you're a deano runt enslaved by coca cola and nike.
I'm a smart person who avoids excess and frivolities.

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do not click

>>73513943
I'm spending half this year out of England and I don't do any of the shite you listed, ironically a lot of my money comes from selling branded 'runt' clothing

>>73513927
should have gone to specsavers

wait that gives me an idea for a new specsavers advert, camera pans to a young lad browsing the 'chon, the current /brit/ thread reaches 300 posts and the absolute weapon misreads a road he thinks is linking the new, when he ACTUALLY goes to some other random general!

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>>73513540

did you lads read noughts and crosses in school?

>>73514064
thats a game not a book lad
educate yourself

all paddies secretly want to be part of britain

>>73513583
As well as never eating out, you can save loads of money (and still eat well, if you're a decent chef) by cooking lots of food in one go. Making 6-7 servings at once cuts down the cost of each meal to ~£1.50 for me. Downside is you have to eat the same thing every other day, and some people might find that repetitive.

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>you're a deano runt enslaved by coca cola and nike.
>I'm a smart person who avoids excess and frivolities.

>>73514010
Told a lad I'd reply to him the next day I was going for a snooze

Two months later I still haven't replied

>>73514064
is that a book about tying shoes?

>>73514031
>literal manager at JD sports
alright deano!

Load of my mates who are still at uni are over in Italy getting hammered all week
;_;

just listened to some chess

>>73514076
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Noughts-Crosses-Book-Part1-Trilogy/dp/0552555703

>>73513959
dunno about gf but maybe could have had a shag a couple of times

>can't be wearing clothes from 2012 people may think I am uncool
absolute state of you runtoids

>>73514064
Do you mean 'did you lads PLAY noughts and crosses'? Utter runt, baka

>>73514021
I try not to buy from big corporations, doesn't mean I have to squat in a smack den and knit lost kids gloves into jumpers like you

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>>73514009

I have lad. I just remembered about that girl since i went out for a drink with her the other day. Having a veery big think about times past desu

got less than 2 weeks to do 8000 words (1x 5000 word essay, 1x 3000 word essay)

So sad!

>>73514094
I do this with somethings like rice and veg

and then vary around eating chicken or other meat, cooked in different styles.

>>73514064
LOOK I'M JUST A WRITER FROM THE GHETTO LIKE MALLORY BLACK
MAN

>>73514076
>>73514148
the book by blackman

>>73513959
never felt like i had a chance

>>73514112
how could I spend 6 months out of the country if I was the manager of a shop? haven't you got somewhere to scrounge a meal from? wouldn't surprise me if that's how you got your internet, utter, utter peon.

post it

>>73514163
1000 words a day mate, ezpz

>>73513982
i'd say lynchings were pretty bad desu

the greatest leader of all time is the roman emperor augustus who killed all the corrupt senators and made rome great again

>>73514187
what dae ye do

scared i'm going to wake up one day and trump will have started a war

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>>73514227

>>73514218
as if that happened to even 10% of niggers
most slaves were well taken care of

>>73514227
>killed all the corrupt senators
lel no, he was about as system as it was possible to be

>>73514149
but is that what I said?

I told people to be less frivolous with their money.

cycling, consciously cutting down on frivolous expenditure and taking part in the odd bit of research is hardly living in a smack-den

i hate runts who think not wasting money means being a tramp.

fucking wake up you slaves.

>>73514264
k

>>73514213
shant

>>73514237
find low priced designer clothing online and resell it to wealthy people for a profit

it's not a full time job but it means for now I can work as and when I want to and still earn enough to do fun things

n-word

>>73514265
think you accidentally a word there mate

>>73514187
i spent 3 years out of the country, what does it mean? and now i'm back in the country, saving money.

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amazing hike

>>73514289
Where can I find low priced designer clothing online

>>73513901
irish flag or something, maybe a roundel

>>73514304
nigger?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE ALL IN HERE

THERE'S ANOTHER THREAD WITH 65 POSTS FFS

>>73514289
had a friend doing this for chinese people.

good money saving/getting method i'll add it to the list.

>>73514307
I meant system as in 'part of the system'. Sounded better in my head

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amazing kike

>>73513583
>(i uniroincally do shit like turn up at sikh temples for a free meal)
t. stupid hipster twat cunt who lives in shoreditch

woah he is using the n-word

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>>73514271
go make make a cup o soup pal, I can smell you from here

>>73514367
there are no sikh temples in shoreditch
would not be economical to do this.

>>73514378
he is, it's very cool

WHERE DO BIG GUYS GO WHEN THEY DIE
THEY DON'T GO TO HEAVEN WHERE THE AIRPLANES FLY
THEY GO TO A LAKE OF MOSQUITO FLY
WON'T SEE 'EM AGAIN OH YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>>73514360
did he have jewish ancestry or not

>>73514323
dunno about Ireland, try eBay / outlet shops

>>73514344
literally what I do desu, Bicester village is absolutely crawling with chinks taking photos of Burberry and Saint Laurent haha

>>73514378
>>73514402
wait, you mean nigger?

hitler is the reason why israel exists

>>73514383
ooo
haven't seen this for a while

love it

>>73514384
>you're poor

the sad thing is i'm not. i'm earning more than i should at my age. At the same time i like seeing my money go a long way.

I'd rather cook for myself and forsake eating take outs and not wear the latest fashion range, so i have money to buy more important things like a good phone, stuff for the 'puter, stuff for my bike, thinking about getting my own power rack and so on.

73514453

edgy as fuck

he said it again lads

>>73514383
watched this a few times and did laff :)

can't control my self destructive tendencies

other thread is picking up, might have to switch teams

>>73514170
I'm vegetarian so it's probably a bit cheaper for me. Mostly I just vary between a spicy tomato, pepper and carrot sauce for pasta, and various different types of curry. Bought lots of spices in bulk for maybe £10 2 years ago, and I've still got plenty left. Haven't got bored of the meals yet either, I still always enjoy them.

>>73514436
I have a virtual UK address tho

>>73514470
>more important things like a good phone
lol

>>73514531
west brit

wish I was a girl lads
but I don't want to be a tranny
that would be weird

>>73514470
lying to people online won't improve your prospects mate. Do some night classes or something so you get a decent job and live like a normal person

post toot

>>73514511
yeah you're like me then.
massive spice rack from a while back
using base ingredients with some variations here and there.

i lift so an autistic diet is actually helpful.

I do stirfries, curries, middle eastern food
i hit my macros and micros up precisely (except vitamin E which i only get 50% of). all whilst spending very little money weekly

>>73514470
>like a good phone
dropped you deano runt

had a dream yesterday that i could suck my own knob

New New Model Army when?

>>73514470
odd priorities honestly

they call me runt
they call me deano
they call me lad
they call me rorke

that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my-name

>>73514597
deano suck it. youre a consumerist drone with the runt-chip implanted into your tiny mind.

go spend a weeks wages on a pair of jeans to impress some slag.

mum is away and the babysitter didn't cook me tendies

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she fucking got it

>>73513787
You're trying too hard mate

>I-i have a great sex life! The ladies love my fresh clobber from Tk Maxx!

Henley-on-Thames is the most beautiful town in the UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw

give this a listen x

>>73514564
Me too. Would love to give birth to 10 or so children and collect welfare.

>>73514657
MY NAME IS RASHEED

>>73514618
Yeah from your original post it seems like we're very alike when it comes to money saving, lots of solid advice there. Lots of my friends earn more than me but save literally nothing, I don't even feel like I'm scrimping but can still afford to go on 4-5 holidays per year and save ~£8k per year even though I'm only on £30k. All you need is discipline.

>>73514664
she should have held on
its dangerous to fall that height

>>73513787
>have an interesting job
what is it

>>73514574
woah..

>>73514646
>>73514620
>>73514542
need a good phone, so i can use excel whilst at the gym.

i made a really complex gym-tracking sheet that calculates things and its quicker to input that whilst i'm resting.

also a good phone is good for things like monitoring stocks on the go.

I don't have a good phone as a fashion statement

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>I have an interesting job and a great sex life with my gf

>>73514658
alright it's been fun baiting you but I've had a long day so I'm off to kip now. Night babe x

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>i read a phenomenal amount
oh just do one you creature

>>73514664
what on earth

screaming at people who 'save'

ah yes lets make money but not spend it

im saving towards: nothing. just to have a larger number when I put the card in the machine. im doing absolutely fuck all with those numbers but I like them increasing

Fuuuck lads looks like something with NK is actually happening. All these evacuations in Pyongyang etc

>Hey baby it's our 5 year anniversary - what are we doing for it?
>milady I've pulled out all the stops. I've got us a split daytime rover for the bus which should get us within 3 miles of the nearest gudwara. I've booked us a floor space where we can eat the finest (free) curry (limited to one bowl per person) but I'm sure there'll be leftovers so bring the Tupperware!

>>73514564
Not sure if you're memeing, but this is unironically one of my fetishes. Traps/trannies do nothing to me and I have no attraction to men per se, but I can most definitely get off on the idea of being a real woman and getting fucked by a man. Idea of getting fucked by a man if I imagine myself as a man does absolutely nothing for me. Human sexuality is a bit weird desu.

>>73514761
arabs keep africans, they still literally practice slavery there and beat/torture their slaves

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>good phone for monitoring excel at the gym
Do not reply to him

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>>73514768

>>73514665
>buying clothes to impress slags
lol
>>73514715
i do research
>>73514711
yep, i mean i admit going to sikh temples isn't everyone's cup of tea and i don't know why people are miscontruing 'don't buy a new shirt every week' as going around looking as a bum.

but i mean, the idea is moderation and looking for bargains.

>>73514796
I think this means you're gay

>>73514762
ahhh yes, I enjoy being 35 years old and still living in a flatshare with other runts who were in their overdraft throughout their 20s and spent their pay cheque the day after it came in, that sounds like a good future

Stacey Solomon's nudes leaked and they're mingbat

>>73514765
dubs and the DPRK nukes America

Photos Inside Ivana Trump's...

>>73513901
its the Irish lily
basically the equivalent of the poppy in england

>>73514768
fantastic post.

the pirates are scared of el d10s

haven had a good cuppa tea in a while

"mingbat"

>>73514721
spreadsheet wanker fucking loves his spreadsheets

You sound like a proper melt mate. I imagine you have a permanently drippy nose

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>>73514796
I know this feeling. The idea of getting beaten by a fat Sicilian gets me a bit chubby. Not gay though.

>>73514837
link me up

>>73514837
post

>>73514898
>permanently drippy nose
hate cunts with this. cannot stand people sniffing and snorting, especially in a quiet classroom. makes my blood boil

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>>73514837
Faye Brooks WHEN

>>73514829
I did consider that, but I don't have any real attraction to men normally and I don't find gay porn even remotely arousing. There has to be a woman in the equation, and it's only when I imagine myself as her that the man becomes attractive. Think I'm just fucked in the head desu.

car adverts in cinemas are nice

>>73514910
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1492032131774.jpg

get it on
bang a gong
get it on

went to a dance class earlier lads
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1492027300207.webm

This povvo runt has been absolutely eviscerated

*puts a donk on it*

>>73514954
those sure are some awful chebs

>>73514932
*breathes heavily*

>>73514932
most british post ive ever seen from a yank

nice one, doesnt even look forced

>>73514954
grim. could use those tits as a boxing speed bag

>>73514954
fiction and falsehood and so forth

>Riding my bike
>get hit by a car
>with my dying breath I mutter "I'm so glad I saved my teabags" before I slip away into eternal darkness

>>73514824
>the idea is moderation and looking for bargains

True, at it's simplest level all you have to do is work out how much you earn and spend less than that, and hey presto, you're saving. It's not rocket science, people our age just completely lack discipline.

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>>73514768
superb post

>>73514967
I agree with his basic stance but he is an utter bellend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJknsSSYWqo

choons

>>73514954
how do we know it's her

>>73514967
>>73514768
>MAYBE IF I BUY THIS RALPH LAUREN POLO THE SLAG AT THE NIGHTCLUB I PAID A BILL TO GET INTO WILL NOTICE ME

the state of you twats.

anyone used barclays bikes

>when you see non-porn webms of .gif

smash dat mf report button

>>73515008
>>73515022
Yeah if only her face was visi-

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1492031348840.jpg

>>73514983
>>73515003
you lads are in for a shock when you finally get your end away

>>73515010
>Riding your car
>in debt
>"I'm so glad I wasted all my money for no reason"

>>73514954
Definitely would tbf

Love a pair of saggers

The morning I was born my old man beat up the doctor .

>>73515027
step away from the keyboard and take some deep breathes

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Marin Ireland off Sneaky Pete

"deep breathes"

>>73515033
yeah got fined £150 because it didn't register properly

>>73515052
solid 10/10

>>73515055
gf's got small, perky korean tits

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>""men"" with drippy noses have gfs and I do not
AHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHGHHHHHG

>>73515052
fuck sake I thought you said stacy dooley for some reason

>>73515113
are they any good? mate has told me they are heavy shit and useless.and what do you mean failed to register

>>73515055
have a gf with a tight body and big perky chebs

just because you're forced to settle for less doesn't mean everyone else is

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is there an album where i can cute pics of white male asian female couples? not porn, just cute pics

the ol' chinese gf dumped me by text literally rn

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>>73515081
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca.

>>73515018
Oh yeah don't get me wrong you shouldn't be frivolous with money but he controls everything to such an autistic degree
Just fucking enjoy life for christs sake

Bloke thinks he's the dog's danglies because he checks the coin returns in vending machines to buy split train tickets to the local gudwara

>>73515148
pics now then?

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the local runt farm

>>73515148
serves you right
yellow fever gimp

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>>73515173
i meant see cute pics

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>>73515118
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>>73514800
that doesn't explain what happened in the video but sure

>>73515161
The doctor said Sir you're misled Sir which infers you mistook me

>>73515199
come on, what does it matter now? send pics of her

>>73515143
dunno i mean what do you want to do with them? perfectly fine for a bike ride across the city, didn't feel that heavy

i can't remember exactly but i think when i put one back at one point it didn't register properly that it was back in a dock so i got charged a £150 late fee

>>73515216
the arab was unhappy with its slave, what the fuck do you think happened? what kind of reading comprehension do you have stupid child

Going on a pub crawl in London on Friday, how much £££ do I need to bring? Don't want to spend a penny more than £20 desu.

>>73515175
christ some of those people looked like they really hurt themselves and for what exactly

crossfit is a joke but it's worse than that because it gets people hurt a lot

>>73515204
More of a Jay post, IT guy is for when anon is making up a story about their great job or something "cool" that they're supposed to have done

>>73515238
i still love her
NOT sharing

>>73515249
>celt
>blue eyes

violently farting

>>73515218
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a Wookie.

>>73515277
do you reckon she actually is fucking zhang on the side?

>>73515277
you'll feel better once you share her la x

>>73515262
Okay enjoy the 3 pubs you'll be going to then

Standard is about a fiver a pint

>>73515270
good point tbf

>>73515288
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son.

>>73515284
Ireland has more blue eyed % than England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>>/his/2641470

British history and culture thread

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>it's that time of year when the world falls in love

what is this reddit shite that you're spamming?

pooey lynx lad

>>73514629

have this dream all the time

what does it mean

going to have a lot of sex this summer

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>>73515338
hes a un*onist
just ignore him

>>73515301
>wants to take only 20 out
>5 quid a pint
>can only go to 3 pubs

might need to check your maths mate

>>73515376
dont know but now i have vaguely accurate idea of what its like to have a cock in my mouth

RECYCLE YA CUNTS:
>>73513093

>>73515398
I'm a unionist, that's kind of mean desu

>they don't tip bartenders in britain

jewish as fuck

>>73515413
Yeah I was going to say the average is 6 quid but then I realised it's lower, couldn't be arsed to change it. It's likely to range between 5-6 quid but it somewhat depends on where you go

>>73515052

no idea who this minger is

>>73515450
>paying bartenders so little they have to rely on tips just to survive

jewish as fuck

>>73513093
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>>73513093
>>73513093
>>73513093

NEW

>>73515450
ah yes thank you for standing there doing your job and handing me over 568ml of liquid for £5 here's some more fucking money

piss off I don't get tipped for doing my job

>>73515450
I was a bartender for 2 years. We get occasional tips (especially for cocktails or if it's generous old people), and northerners have (or had, not so common anymore) a custom where if they're buying a round of drinks they'll buy one for the bartender too. Barmaids always get way more tips than barmen too, that's just the way of life.

But we don't need tips to survive here. Bartenders get paid a fair minimum wage for unskilled labour, and despite what the living wage crowd will say, it's enough to live on.