/vocaroo/ thread - Hump Daaaaaayyyyy edition

>>73509106
>How do you guys pronounce 'Pyeongtaek' ?
>Vocaroo welcomed.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DXleY2oIQy

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>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qz7mXvjwCP
Ze eternal frenchman has arrived

Eh everyone knows the afrikaans accent.

>Not like Die Antwoord

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>>73512056
Afrikans looks really retarded when reading.
Care to read some headlines of that ? I bet it must sound better than read

>>73512217
It really does, basically the same as Dutch.
Horrific language.
And trust me it sounds worse than read.

>>73511590
Excuse my computer, it seems to think that "helicopter" is the appropriate background noise.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Qhlbi5ot8

>>73511590
>>73512373
>obligatory english
sorry sempai http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Du1BvWR3xU

Persian

Agar az ashiq o juda shawi tu
Khuda khod begam ke khub raswa shawi tu
Alahi yak gap agar dorogh begoyee
Greftar-e shab-e sarma shawi tu

>>73512362
>>73512217

More clean than dutch if that makes sense, but it can vary greatly in how people pronounce depending on where you grew up. If you want actual Afrikaans, look at some poetry or listen to Riaan Cruywagen.

>>73512552
Is that the sims language?

I need slav friends here I have a request pls.

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>>73512056
read the greentext in the picture pls

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>>73511886

>>73512022
never change

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>>73512641
>>73512552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MqTTsDsfap
Top fucking kek it does
Sorry anon for butchering it ahahaha

>>73512373
>>73512466
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Qhlbi5ot8
kek for a second i was thinking, "holy shit this guy's accent is so strong it sounds like another language!"

>>73512466
almost native-tier 2bh, very very good lad.

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>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NrWPb2aPnI

>>73512975
Thank you senpai, american english wasn't where I started.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14V4TwJfetV

>>73513105
that australian?

i need some slav in here pls i have request

>>73513267
isn't bulgaria slavic?

>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HkRCrRXI8J

How's "lupus" supposed to be pronounced in english?

>>73513644
loo-pus

>>73513544
i need another slavfriend that's not Bulgarian

hi

>>73511590
https://clyp.it/4uiogrei
what do I have to improve in my accent?

>>73512552
https://clyp.it/nimtzoge

>>73512836
https://clyp.it/sjm5jab2

>>73513920
Elongate your vowels.

>>73513920
also sorry vocaroo doesn't fucking work for me i don't know why

>>73512641
>>73512896
LOL

https://youtu.be/cs17uCaJU4g

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>>73513920
>https://clyp.it/sjm5jab2

>>73513920
That was a really good accent for a non-native for Persian

the eternal balkanite
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10L0QfKvVNs

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>>73511590
>>73511621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QbGE1oORYy

>>73513955
like this? https://clyp.it/lf5mobrz

>>73514125
what is "zef zone" supposed to mean?

>>73514135
thank you

>>73514210
you sound like a stereotypical russian from a 1980's film my mongolian friend.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQGe9Vbin9

i just did something that speaks to me

>>73514210
ROFL are you trying to sound like a stereotype?

also
>this is pronounced "Pyeongtaek"
of course you know... :^)

>>73514298
it is what it is
>>73514426
no

Je préfère sans doute, au printemps, la guinguette
Où des marronniers nains bourgeonne la baguette,
Vers la prairie étroite et communale, au mois
De mai.

Try this lads

>>73513105
you have a chopper near your house.

>>73514298
Funny, to me he sounds like a finn.

>>73514514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1so30X3yDgC

sorry for the hiss by the way, I've never noticed that before

>>73514514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uLS9IF2bff

>>73514654
I live just near the district hospital, so you're not wrong. Funny how internal signals in my pc disturb the recording tho, considering the last med-chopper was like, twelve hours ago.

>>73514514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OhfcVVQbnl
(v loud) hope this reminds you of our exchanges from secondary school :) x

>>73514745
kek

>>73514773
really good accent. Feels like some regional accent

>>73514859
at least you tried...

>>73514210
9.5/10, absolutely flawless. i've chatted with several finnish people, and by far you have the best english of any of them.

>>73514985
t-thanks, France. :3 I should practice my french a lot more, but I don't have the opportunity. Sorry about the mistakes, french is a beautiful language, and I hope to learn enough to read poetry before I'm an old fart.

>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NgIF8C6RZ

>>73514288
>what is "zef zone" supposed to mean?
idk it's just something they say. i think zef is like dope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw&

>>73514687
>Funny, to me he sounds like a finn.
>implying there's a difference between finns and russians

>>73514859
you don't have to pronounce all the letters
it goes like this https://clyp.it/gnf31aun

>>73515144
post feet

>>73515158
>zef - ford zephyr

It's a sort of in-joke with s.africans, I guess. The "zef style" is meant to be "the style of those with little money but style" referring to the people who got old cars or something, i dunno.
It's turned into "I'm not rich, but I own it", I think. The sad part is Ninja and Yolandi are definitely rich, living in nice neighbourhoods and shit, but fronting something else. It's all performance art in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG9ZtQ3phoE

>>73515242
just avin a bit of a giggle desu :---). Still, can't speak French
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U91jbuDZwk

>>73512466
Holy shit no accent

I reckon you're not terribly interested in reading some Polish

>>73515213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WLA3LpMyGg

>>73515397
i could try

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>>73515397
I reckon you're wrong.
Just don't expect it to come undamaged

>>73515315
>The sad part is Ninja and Yolandi are definitely rich, living in nice neighbourhoods and shit, but fronting something else. It's all performance art in the end.

i always took it as they were just memeing all that shit they do. it would be hard to imagine they seriously act that way irl.

>>73515397
let's hurt ourselves, post something

>>73515466
>>73515433
k, have some Krasicki

Wolno szaleć młodzieży, wolno starym zwodzić,
Wolno się na czas żenić, wolno i rozwodzić,
Godzi się kraść ojczyznę, łatwą i powolną;
A mnie sarkać na takie bezprawia nie wolno?

>>73515150
It was a pleasure to bang, thought Jerome of Brittany, the niggest playa on the West Coast, just as his brown baguette left the nether regions of a cheerful young lad from a village nearby, who preferred to go by the name of "Pierre". Gentle hand of the obsidian warrior swept through Pierre's matted hair, reeking of oh-so-manly sweat and cigarettes. An insult of endearment left his parched lips. They both knew what was going to happen next. The tantric ritual of pied noir. Just as Jerome put one of his masculine feet inside Pierre's wanting anus, somebody rapped on the door with insolence. Was it him already? Jerome was a little scared and his young lover felt that in his colon.

"Open up!" demanded a shrill voice from outside, trying to take down the door with some considerable success. "I'm going to shoot!"

Pierre crawled toward the door, behind him limped mighty Jerome, his feet stuck in the middle of something. Little Frenchman couldn't resist giving the doorknob a few licks and paid the ultimate price – a sudden attack at the door's wicked frame knocked Pierre's yellowing teeth out. Not that it bothered him, oh no. The man looking at them towered even above Jerome, who was a big guy already. "N-Nige", whispered the nigger. "Me", said Nige. "You two cocks thought you'll escape me in this shithole, eh? Well guess what, nobody offends a lad and gets away with it!"

Left hook knocked Jerome out. Suddenly he felt a moist sensation of penis forcing its way through his refined mouth. Well, thought the black monsieur, in every nigga's life comes the moment to be fucked. Nigel wasn't the cruelest of lovers, oh no. Pierre simply drowned in semen, it was perfectly understandable to both men still alive that accidents happen. They knew, the experienced men, that true love needs sacrifices.

"Bloody hell, I'm going to cum!" shouted Nigel in his exquisite Black Country accent, as black gobbies are the best gobbies in France.

>>73515478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a3bRSRRWzC

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>>73515517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1viEH0uux5C
Holy shit

>>73515554
ah the memories

>>73515517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UtYFdtWdea
confused by the different sounds of C Z and S, so please excuse me, polandball.

>>73512836
I have no idea what the accent is supposed to be tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rO2Gcpyf4V

>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cqrQsy0HSH
with all the freedom I could afford

>>73515609
yes the Aztec language is magnificent

>>73515677
:(

>>73515388
If I can make some comments, your vowels should be shorter and less "dramatic", less emphasised. And you make too much sound with your "r", they are also too long and to loud, it should be softer. Sometimes they are pronounced like you're trying to make the "r" sound, but you stop before it's actually makes a sound, or before it "rolls", so the only sound that comes out is the sound of the air in your throat, like this for "regarder" : https://clyp.it/mra0tfz5
or sometimes it actually sounds like a "r", like this : https://clyp.it/npjyivel
It's a bit random, sometimes the "r" is more silent, sometimes louder.

I don't know if it's very clear.

>>73515826
wat, polanball :^(

>>73515517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OHBroXbSXn
yes i am retarded but also im not sure how to pronounce ę and ą

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>>73515850

>>73515811
maximum freedom points for you :3

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>>73515826
It was THAT far off ?

>>73515864
ć is the same ć yugos use, ą is on nasal

other than that pretty solid

>>73515936
compare your pagan spellcasting to my magnificent eastern polandish

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ENA6Ogs4L1

>>73515938
I thought polish ć is c+j, while yugo ć is č+j

>>73515887
What was off, polanball?! :((( am sori to bork langig!

>>73516002
ć is just a softer version of cz
same with ś being a softer version of sz
dź - dz
ź - ż

only rz is autistic because it's just ż with archaic spelling

>>73516055
dź - dż*

c is a softer version of dz

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>>73516025

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>>73516116
am sori polan

Read this:

Jeg velger meg april
I den det gamle faller,
i den det ny får feste;
det volder litt rabalder,-
dog fred er ei det beste,
men at man noe vil.

Jeg velger meg april,
fordi den stormer, feier,
fordi den smiler, smelter,
fordi den evner eier,
fordi den krefter velter,-
i den blir somren til!

>>73515848
lol yeah ik my r's are fucked up, oi only speek bri'ish
I do actually get what you mean about the long and short r's nevertheless, i think, just can't replicate it xx

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>>73515811
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cqrQsy0HSH

>>73516251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KJm4wiaPLD

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>>73516569

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>>73516645
had to resist the urge to put -a at the end of every single word like Swedes do

>>73516251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EXCVrRq8Sv
I roll my r but I actually don't know if you guys do

>>73516701
>>73516749
How I say it:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OlScWkHhc0

>>73516818
fugg too many vowels

we have just 6 but some people use just 5

gonna try reading serbian desu

>>73516701
Yours was pretty close, polan. I think at least some of the Norwegian sounds are very easy to you poles. You are among the largest immigrant groups here after all. (and thank god for that, we hate muslims about equally much)

>>73516749
Very cute desudesu. I like hearing it with the french "r"

>>73516874
9 vowels mane, Æ Ö Å are tricky for a lot of people.

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>>73515063
thank you

>>73515517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s144Yfi9T7IY

>>73516916
why so american

>>73515517
https://clyp.it/tqkqqoqr how about this?

>>73515811
lmao

>>73515554
I felt like a french poster should try this so...
https://clyp.it/sjmsg5wt

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Canadian with Dutch and Native ancestry here.

Gimme something to do.

>>73517044
for some reason the last line was the best

would get many fucks from polish grills/10

I bet you can't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvdek9lEeic

Todo el dia con el tetra pa bancar la vida
Musculosa vomitada con chorizo y birra
La baranda que despiden siempre es mandarina
Es por eso que merecen que la gente diga

Negros de mierda, parecen cucarachas que se amontonan en la basura
No sirven para nada y van derecho hacia la fisura
Hay desinfectarlos para no mancharse con su negrura

Si tenes algun amigo demasiado oscuro
Olvidalo que es un negro, se cae de maduro
Se te meten en tu casa y no vivis seguro
Y si la ven a tu señora le tocan el culo

>>73517040
we're all american on the inside

Anyone else here a latin fedora?

Super alta uectus Attis celeri rate maria,
Phrygium ut nemus citato cupide pede tetigit,
adiitque opaca siluis redimita loca deae,
stimulatus ibi furenti rabie, uagus animis,
deuolsit ili acuto sibi pondera silice,
itaque ut relicta sensit sibi membra sine uiro,
etiam recente terrae sola sanguine maculans,
niueis citata cepit manibus leue typanum,
typanum tuum, Cybebe, tua, mater initia,
quatiensque terga tauri teneris caua digitis
canere haec suis adorta est tremebunda comitibus.
'agite ite ad alta, Gallae, Cybeles nemora simul,
simul ite, Dindymenae dominae uaga pecora


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aS01jxvutQ
fuck that's way long written down

>>73517094
see
>>73516251

>>73517160
>reconstructed

>>73517094
furihajimeta yuki ha ashiato keshite
masshiro na sekai ni hitori no watashi
kaze ga kokoro ni sasayaku no
kono mama ja dame nan da to

tomadoi kizutsuki
dare nimo uchiakezu ni
nayandeta sore mo mou
yameyou

ari no mama no sugata miseru no yo
ari no mama no jibun ni naru no
nanimo kowakunai
kaze yo fuke
sukoshi mo samukunai wa

why are these all so long

>>73517141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rVVu01jtH9
People say I speak like I'm Italian when I speak Spanish. Despite never learning Italian ever.

>>73516251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r7KnGUDYPZ
thinking about it varg might be the only norwegian person i've ever heard

>>73517234
>maybe, dunno what that means

>>73517331
You definitely sound italian but it's alright

>>73517160
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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please repeat my countryman's line

Remontar el barrilete en esta tempestad
Solo hara entender que ayer no es hoy
Que hoy es hoy
Y que no soy actor de lo que fui

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>>73517193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v3uWS6uVqT

>>73517298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s038HpUCsFNH

Just so you know, I stumble over my words in my own native language(english) so dont expect a brilliant preformance.

I can read english-ized japanese, but I think that's because I watch dubbed anime a lot more than I do subs.

>>73517350
You pronounce "april" like you would normally, and over-harden your consonants. My language flows just like yours, but in a different pattern. Try this instead:

Synden, doden, sostre to,
to, to,
sad tilsammen i morgenroden.
Gift dig, soster, så får jeg bo,
bo, bo
i dit hus, sagde doden.

Synden holdt bryllup, doden lo,
lo, lo,
dansede om dem på bryllups-dagen;
natten kom, hun brudgommen tog,
tog, tog
og bar bort i et lagen.

Synden vågned alene, græd,
græd, græd.
Doden sad over i morgen-roden:
den, du elsker, jeg elsker med,
med, med; -
han er her, sagde doden.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tp1ujQkpSo

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>>73517392
What the heck, I frankly never spoke a word of Italian nor never tried to speak Italian ever.
>>73517467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iUNSfJidhH
I learnt Finnish watching the Dudesons

>>73517141
https://clyp.it/mhaplzlc rate

>>73517160
>tfw an anglo pronouce latin better and more naturally than I do
i'm fucking jealous mate

i asked the freinds in ex-yu to give me something to read in serbian and they gave me 2k word copipasta

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iQOgP9IqcN

>>73517467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LZWuMMSwYi

>>73517593
You sound like you are trying to make an stereotypical italian accent, that's the problem

>Ja sam siledžija
>Volim da dodajem patetične jazavce kao prijatelje na steam, na discordu ili na bilo šta
>što će ih polako terati da budu zavisni od mene.Tokom vremena čekam ih da mi
>kroz suze saopšte da me gledaju kao najboljeg prijatelja.
>Onda polako počinjem da ih zlostavljam, počinjem usporeno, a onda svakog dana postaje sve gore i gore.
>Prvog dana bih im rekao "kako si blesav"
>Drugog dana kažem "Zar nisi malo patetičan?"
>Trećeg dana reći ću im da su mala nakaza.
>I tako dalje dok god pričanje sa mnom ne postaje artiljerija uvreda, terajući ih da budu uplašeni od pričanja sa mnom.
>Volim da ih gledam kako se polako pretvore u bezvrednog psa, neprestano padajući u ljubav sa mnom iznova
>kad god im dajem kompliment.
>A onda jednog dana, kada se osećam kao da bi umrli ako ne bi imali moju zlostavljajuću ličnost
koja se nadvladava nad njima, ja ih blokiram i brišem iz prijatelja bez razmišljanja.
Video sam ljude na /ex-yu/ moleći me da ih ponovo dodam, očajnički me moleći kroz
zajedničke prijatelje, kojima kažem svoje najdublje i najintimnije misli kako bi ih otuđio još više.
Nekam im čak dopustim da me dodaju ponovo, njihov zahtev ostavim nedelju dana da visi dok ga ne prihvatim, pustim ih
da misle da su mi nedostajali, a onda ih ignoriram nedeljama, video sam kako pričaju sami sa sobom
satima i satima, sručujući sve što su imali da kažu prethodnih meseci, usne mi se uvijaju i nastaje osmeh
pre nego što im odgovorim jednostavnom uvredom i izbrišem ih.
Gledam godinama kako mržnja tih ljudi raste, iako još nastavljaju da budu opsednuti sa mnom.
Njihovo negiranje opsednušću prema meni, i njihova mržnja kad znam da ako ih dodam da će ponovo i ponovo
pasti u ljubav sa mnom ako bih im dao šansu.Dok me još i još ljudi dodaju, misleći
"Oh, izgleda da su sve loše stvari koje sam čuo pogrešne", ja polako oblikujem njihovu svest da postanu zavisni od mene, a onda
postepeno ih pretvaram u još jednog patetičnog psa.

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>>73517523
kek, it's the lyrics to the japanese version of 'let it go'

>>73517776
Oh.

Weird.

I thought it was that one song from Spirited Away.

Whatever, I dont even understand japanese when I read it, save for a few words(Kokoro means heart, that I know. YAMATE is basically WTF, ect)

>>73517722
He яcнo, тpyднo

>>73517467
>tfw can't throat-sing properly
I'll never be able

>>73517541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u0SFyMhBo7
the words don't look funny written down but when I try to say them they sound like the kind of things you'd hear in the Jabberwocky

>>73517676
literally just guess, no one's gonna prove your pronunciation wrong

Could you please rate my English? How does my accent sound like to a native speaker?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jTWWSfBGAp

>>73517676
that's pretty good I liked that you sang it

>>73517865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-dqMG-Uycg

such a beautiful song ;___;

’abā-nā
Padre Nuestro

الَّذِي فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ
alladhī fī as-samāwāt-i,
que estás en el cielo

!لِيَتَقَدَّسِ اسْمُكَ
li-ya-ta-qaddas-i asm-u-ka!
¡santificado sea tu nombre!

!لِيَأْتِ مَلَكُوتُكَ
li-ya-’ti malakūt-u-ka!
¡Venganos tu Reino!

!لِتَكُنْ مَشِيئَتُكَ عَلَى الأَرْضِ كَمَا هِيَ السَّمَاءِ فِي
li-takun ma-shī’at-u-ka ʽalā al-’arḍ-i kamā hīa fī as-samā’-i!
¡Hágase tu voluntad aquí en la tierra como en El Cielo!

!خُبْزَنَا كَفَافَنَا أَعْطِنَا الْيَوْمَ
khubz-a-nā kafāf-a-nā ’a-ʽṭi-nā al-yawm-a!
¡Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día!

،وَاغْفِرْ لَنَا ذُنُوبَنَا
wa-aghfir la-nā dhunūb-a-nā,
y perdona nuestras ofensas

!كَمَا نَغْفِرُ نَحْنُ لِلْمُذْنِبِينَ إِلَيْنَا
kamā na-ghfir-u naḥnu li-lmu-dhnib-ī-na ’ilay-nā!
como también perdonamos a los que nos ofenden

،وَلاَ تُدْخِلْنَا فِي تَجْرِبَةٍ
wa-lā tu-dkhil-nā fī ta-jribat-in,
y no nos dejes caer en la tentación

،لَكِنْ نَجِّنَا مِنَ الشِّرِّيرِ
lakin najji-nā mina ash-shirrīr-i,
pero líbranos del mal

.لأَنَّ لَكَ الْمُلْكَ وَالْقُوَّةَ وَالْمَجْدَ إِلَى الأَبَدِ
l’anna laka al-mulka wa-al-qūwaha wa-al-majda ’ilā al-’anadi.
Porque tuyo es el reino y el poder y la gloria por los siglos de los siglos.

.آمِين
’āmīn.
Amén.
>pro level: arabic
>basic: spanish

>>73517931
you sound like a Flemish tutor i once had at uni. Completely comprehensible, apart from the bit where the audio quality got worse

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>>73517906
Not too shabby friendo. Blame Hiromootikins for not allowing pic related in the script for this site. It's pretty fucked in our containment thread fåvæ.

>>73517931
really good.. could easily understand each word

>>73517931
gay continental

ARUFABETU TIEMU

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZÆÖÅ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XuAHzxY8VU

(ö) is >>73518000 pic related

>>73517938
jakajakajakajakakaj la pija la really likeas putaso jakajakajakajakaja

>>73517999
>>73518020
Thanks lads.

>>73518021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AS59taB2Hj

>>73517160
here, I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J9bgnTOOhA

>>73517490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ics0Up240j

>>73517593
ebin
>>73517729
pure blooded finnish king

>>73517490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s4ltHaytI0

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>>73515811
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cqrQsy0HSH
your citizenship papers should arrive in the mail soon. here's your starter pack

>>73515811
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cqrQsy0HSH
top fucking kek

>>73517160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04uwathMaUo
kill me

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>>73517044
>https://clyp.it/sjmsg5wt

>>73518159
You can't pass for a real white but you can pass for a spaniard

>>73518263
Could you try Flemish, anon. I wonder how fellow Germanic speakers would treat it:

>Ik had best iets willen schrijven op de voering van je jas
>Waar je me steeds kan vinden als je zin hebt in een glas

>>73518051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fUEHx6Exnh

>>73518136
Sounds fairly spot-on if i had to guess, when i was at school my posh old mental teacher would recite latin quite like that

>>73518340
dobgeg, the pronunciation's probably mostly right as well, sounds like italian pronunciation

>>73518423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfbFel0Hux

>>73518502
Sounds very Frisian, kek. You would definetely get a grip on it if they would drop you in a uniquely Dutch environment

>>73518494
say something very english

>>73518534
I'm drunk (which helps), but I know V is F and J is less obvious. But thanks, I guess. :3

Try:

> norsk er et språk som er lett å lære
> men nesten umulig å mestre

>>73518575
>I'm drunk
>wednesday night
hmmmmmmmmm

>>73518575
Hint: "å" is pronounced like "flOOr"
>>73518602
It's palm sunday tomorrow, heathen. Not my fault your country doesn't observe the most important holiday in christianity

>>73518620
Lol, actually drunk. I meant "maundy thursday". Palm sunday was the first thing that popped to mind, sorry.

>>73517964
i bet i was spot on
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VeRv6UJ5YF

>>73518544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDR8577Yol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CI2TPoAeyZ
not sure what kind of voice you want

>>73518575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AISytVP64v

Do you roll your r or have in your throat? I use throat r like the Germans so my roll r sounds a bit artificial

>>73517906
https://clyp.it/web4cgac
I'm whispering because people are sleeping

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>>73517964
Mfw I recognized the prayer from the spanish despite having never read it in spanish

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the whole page, or single lines of your choice please

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02H2zFJvYcR

>B-Bogdane, šta li to radiš... B-b-BOGDANE! N-NE! J-JOŠ SAM NEVIN
>(Bogdan nemilosrdno gura svoj 35cm-aski kurac u moj svježe opran i obrijan anus)
>Ah-Ah~~ Bogdanee.. nježnije...
>--E moj ti, ja kad jebem ja ne vadim...
>(okrene me na leđa, uzme moj kurac u ruku i počne ga drkati)
>ne još! NE JOŠ, svršiću..!~~
>(Bogdan se sagne, poljubi me)
>--Sad ću grublje, i jače... jer... jer... jer TE VOLIM
>VOLIM I JA TEBE, BOGDANE
>(gura i gura kurac, svako malo pljuje na njega da ga podmaže, ja sve više i više stenjem, anus mi se sve više i više steže, kurac tvrđi, bogda dahće)
>--AH AH! SVRŠIĆU
>U MENE, LJUBAVI
>(svršava vruću spremu u moju nevinu guzu, ja svršavam po stomaku)
>(vadi kurac, ja ga uzimam u ruku, on uzima moj)
>(istovremeno drkamo izuzetno osjetljive kruce)
>(masira mi bradavice)
>(pokupi spermu s mog stomaka, prste stavi u usne, i stavi malo meni)
>(savije se i počne me ljubiti, usta punih sperme)
>(žvalimo se)
>Vo-volim te, bogadne
>--I ja tebe... ~
>(ljubimo se čitavu noć)
>(drži me obgrljaju, ne pušta, trlja svoj i dalje tvrd kurac o moje butine)
>(zaspemo, u toplini naših tijela)

not sure why i did this

>>73518690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XNCDlRgzMy
the R's are sometimes rolled, sometimes not. In "rs" it's closer to "sh", but in "lære" or "mestre" it's rolled.

>>73518724
not bad - p italian sounding, which means it's probably alright
also good job with the galliambic metre m8

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Read this

>>73518802
the galliambic metre? what is this?

>>73518857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dlK6GNvZFE
Try this piece of classical literature:

>Gij Vlaming, die dit boek gelezen hebt, overweeg bij de roemrijke daden, welke het bevat, wat Vlaanderen eertijds was, - wat het nu is, - en nog meer wat het worden zal, indien gij de heilige voorbeelden uwer vaderen vergeet!

>>73518780
you're a top bloke

>>73518923
It's the metre the poem's in:
bu-bu-BUM bu-BUM bu-BUM-BUM, bu-bu-BUM bu-bu-bu-bu-BUM
Those lines fit perfectly with it, if you use elision

>>73518762
for you pekka
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tcCrPHsTeP

>>73518620
>It's palm sunday tomorrow, heathen. Not my fault your country doesn't observe the most important holiday in christianity
>>73518620
>Lol, actually drunk. I meant "maundy thursday". Palm sunday was the first thing that popped to mind, sorry.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>2017
>still believes a fucking vanilla wafer is holy
okay

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>>73518677
topkek

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDR8577Yol
<<<<<<<<<obligatory

>>73519404
Protestant son, I dont care about the cardboard bread thing, it's a symbol, not a relic.
Besides, that was just my upbringing/national culture thing.

But I'm not mad, burger'chan. Do you make a tasty apple pie?

>>73519483
>Do you make a tasty apple pie?
i've actually never baked a pie, come to think of it. what's the norwegian equivalent of burgers & hotdogs, apple pies, corn on the cob, bbq, etc. In other words, what are the stereotypical Norwegian dishes?

>>73519547
You know, we've been heavily americanized, and "traditional norwegian" isn't "common norwegian". Let's say I personally would host a spontaneous get-together in my dad's garden for my closest friends etc. I'd fire up a coal barbecue, and grill a big piece of beef sirloin. But while it was cooking I'd serve a couple of chorizo-flavored all-beef sausages, a few regular grill sausages and maybe a few burgers for the kids.

If I were to host a "norwegian party" in a sense, I'd make "fårikål" (pronounced "fOOrikOOl" where OO is like flOOr), which is basically 6-7 layers of cabbage and mutton with black pepper corns. Served with boiled potatoes, some of the stock from the pot, cauliflower, broccoli and lingonberry jam.

>>73518494
maybe it's because i am from spain

Basque: terrorist edition.

Ez dakit zer pasatzen den
azken aldi hontan
jendea hasi dela dantzatzen sarritan
zerbait ikustekoa du
bi falta direlakoz
«Recuento generalean».

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14zZcopLB56

>>73520188
looks like some weird ass mix of occitan+balkan stuff

>>73519752
>lingonberry jam
that's to Scandinavia what peanut butter is to America, right? you guys like put that shit on everything?

>>73520283
Lol, not really. I love peanut butter more than I do lingonberry jam. Lingonberry is the swedish term btw, we call the berries "tyttebær" (pronounced "tyttebAAr" where AA is like "mAArry") and the jam "tyttebærsyltetöy" (where "syltetöy" is pronounced "syltetUUy" like "fUUn"). We put that shit on meat that is kinda gamey, tee bee haych.. But there IS a dessert with the same jam, where you make whipped cream and add it in, called "trollkrem" (translated to "troll whipped cream")

>>73519465
oh it's fucking you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DtJseQyFbi
tried to do a yorkshire accent just for you

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>>73520970
top fucking kek
>praise brexit

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how come aussiebros never post in the vocaroo threads?

>>73521849
I was accused of being an aussie by some cocky brit earlier. Sorry I'm not up to snuff :'3
https://youtu.be/9W44NWYwa1g

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>>73522233
it's okay, norwegians are never up to snuff. don't blame yourself.

>>73521849
We are scared people will make fun of our voices.

Tbf I've been meaning to participate in these threads for a while but haven't had access to the best internet, but I do now.

>>73522233
>some cocky brit
literally me

>>73522324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQduMTc5TR8
I don't blame you, friend <3
My accent is a hodgepodge of different impressions, you're perceptive for seeing the oceanic influence.
>>73522294
Rarely do, but thanks anyways. Hope you have a nice morning.

>>73522318
>We are scared people will make fun of our voices.
you guys have my favourite accent 2bh. would never make fun of your voice!

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>>73522374
>Rarely do, but thanks anyways. Hope you have a nice morning.
quit being so nice

>>73522455
S'arvo I'll give her a whirl, ayy.

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>>73522465
S-stop making me feel these things desu

Drunk viking. AMA.

>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HGF0lVPOgO
>>73514514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z7eb4oD7dq

pls r8

>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cLxlxEC6cx

Can someone please tell how does this sounds?

I am throughly drunk tonight. I think my dad thinks I'm an acoholic.

>>73523797
8/10, s9unds really ood.
t. drank half a liltre of vodka

>>73523911
how does this sound, my drunk friend? -->>>73523752

>>73523980
Thanks for rating, drunk anon.
Now if I may ask from what place does it sound like?

>>73524020
well, your mic quality is very difficult to understand. but from what i heard, it was actukkr oewrry decent. So i'd rate it 8/10

>>73524074
sounds hispanic, especially after >includimg your joints, lungs, hearts

>>73524182
Oh ok, thanks anon.

>>73524240
dont worry. it was that perfect compromise between hispANIC accent & QT ACCw\w\\\enr. it's okat don't worrry.

do you have any cocaine i could buy from yoi, el salvadorbro?

>>73524318
>QT ACCw\w\\\enr
kek. not even going to try.
>do you have any cocaine i could buy from yoi, el salvadorbro?
I dont have any spare one, maybe a colombia anon can help you there.

>>73523671
How do you feel about the Faroe Islands?

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NEED MORE AUSSIE POSTERS

>>73511590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wLU4K19U4i

Posting in a soon to 404 thread

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r8 my reading, lads.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aymk4mot9k

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eaimZeKL4S

>>73523671
what does whale taste like

>>73526022
I came

>>73526022
Nice.

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Try some provençal

Es uno conco de formo antico, supourtado pèr un paumié. I’a contro lou paumié, drecho e se regardant, dos gènti figurino que represènton coume sorre la Catalougno e la Prouvènço.
La Prouvènço a lou bras dre autour dóu còu de soun amigo, pèr ié marca soun amistanço ; la Catalougno met la man drecho sus soun cor e sèmblo ié dire gramaci.

>>73531191
Read it faggot.

>>73531450
https://clyp.it/jyqkm5eq

>>73531956
Damn son. Do you speak it fluently or something ?

>>73532099
No I only know how to pronounce it.

>>73532277
You're still crazy fast with that shit. Do you speak some phonetically similar language then? Italian, Catalan, Gascon? Latin? ROMANIAN aks dedede?

>>73532351
Well I speak french. Provençal is a dialect of occitan and occitan is very close to french.

>>73532506
Νοτ phonetically it ain't.

>>73532601
Yeah you're right. I don't know then. Maybe it's because I've listened to the Coupo Santo a thousand times already
that's the provençal anthem if you're interested : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk2nUMVxb58

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V46SDdKAQx

Someone try this.
"Rattijt Borrinjholmsk kanj jâ inte saja ded é, Ded va de gamle som kunje snakka ekta Borrinjholmsk."

>>73531191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CDNq1Pl0RH

Did I do a good job? Am I French now?

>>73532741
https://clyp.it/1ngmscvu RATE

>>73532889
that's not french that's provençal !
also 6/20, you tried

>>73532741
Reading that probably opens a portal to a demonic dimension.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJQELKWzCT

>>73526332
>>73524413
passed out in a drunken stupor after accidentally smashing my laptop screen.

Faroes are fine, they are rightful Norwegian clay tho.

Whale is delicious, tastes like fishy beef. Tons of flavor.

Bumpin

>>73541471
post something nigger

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>>73542519
>Paris: Nez fracturé, œil au beurre noir, arcade sourcilière fendue... Une militante transgenre rouée de coups
>L’agression s’est déroulée dans le 3e arrondissement de Paris, en pleine journée, alors que la militante de 59 ans se rendait à la brasserie, située face au local associatif. « J’étais en train de traverser la rue sur le passage piéton quand un motard a déboulé à toute vitesse et a failli m’écraser. Je l’ai alors traité de connard », confie-t-elle. Le chauffard gare sa moto, en descend, s’approche de sa victime.
>« Quand il a vu que j’étais transgenre, ça a été un déferlement d’insultes: Sale pédé, sale travelo… », se remémore-t-elle. Elle tente alors de se réfugier dans le café mais l’homme lui assène un violent coup de poing en plein visage. « Je n’ai rien vu arriver, je me suis retrouvée à terre. » Selon son récit, un client de l’hôtel aurait également empêché son agresseur de lui donner des coups de pied. Ce sont ces mêmes clients qui ont mis en fuite le motard, dont le visage était dissimulé par un casque intégral. Plusieurs témoins ont néanmoins relevé son numéro de plaque d’immatriculation.

>>73542796
kek

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This thread can't die now

>>73545301
bah propose des trucs

>>73531191
Provençal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ih389Oy8u5

>>73514514
French
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00kKe3OXNLC

>>73517141
Spanish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TRaBLjSpzq

>>73511590
English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CMrkyMjB75

>>73515517
Polish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00kKe3OXNLC

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This is now a french thread.

Give anything : Czech, slovak, russian, german, italian, even tagalog.

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>>73545839
INVASION

>>73545972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v4DtEDZJPG

>>73514514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pIdBuVKhqG

>>73545972
>italian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M8RIhFz9sa

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>>73545839
>>73546336

>>73545839
That fat man is a Russian citizen.

>>73546527
i hate this retarded pic

>>73546581
REEE don't remind me

>>73546685
>i hate this retarded pic
literally plebbit tho

>>73546430
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pIdBuVKhqG
I wonder if non-speakers can tell the difference with regular french or guess what it is though

WILL SOMEONE POST SOMETHING ALREADY

I want to hear a yank sing this :

Par la voix du canon d’alarmes
La France appelle ses enfants,
– Allons dit le soldat, aux armes !
C’est ma mère, je la défends.

Mourir pour la Patrie
Mourir pour la Patrie
C’est le sort le plus beau, le plus digne d’envie
C’est le sort le plus beau, le plus digne d’envie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHDYMFPFFo

>>73546811
I guess Italian is pretty easy to distinguish from French, the prosody of both aren't even close.

For southern accents of french, where nasal vowels are missing, it gives less hints but understandably different nethertheless.

>>73546931
your answer has nothing to do with my post tho

>>73546811
>I wonder if non-speakers can tell the difference with regular french or guess what it is though
Is it not french ?

>>73547118
I wondered what foreigners would think it is (whether it's french and which accent)

>>73547177
It all makes sense after actually listening to the vocaroo

>>73547659
>>73547737
wtf

>>73547659
Hrvat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LXUBmmQ0h1

Did not make any efforts on acting, though.

>>73547659
Tko će pederanu ako neće Hrvat.

>>73548003
where did you learn to read so good
you have to be some kind of exyu diaspora

if you acted it out like the bulgarian bro http://vocaroo.com/i/s02H2zFJvYcR
you would have been adored by exyu

>tfw no int gf

>>73548003
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LXUBmmQ0h1

Australian diaspora / 10.

>>73548413
post malaysian

gib germ text

>>73548312
No, I'm same French as >>73545830

It would be difficult to interpret as in the bulgarian vocaroo, I'm not home alone!

>>73548003
HOLY SHIT AHAHABBA

>>73548535
impressive desu
still many thanks, bogdan will be happy to hear about this

>>73548482
I'm not a Malaysian
sorry for disappointing you

>>73548921
'murican?

>>73548966
nah I'm a Somali

Record:
'Harry I will literally fly to florida and fuck your mother in the pussy every day for the rest of 2017'

>>73549098
then post somalian in roman alphabet

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Just talked to my doctor's office. They said my chest x-rays were fine, but liver test looked a bit off. They said they wanted to do an ultra-sound, but then asked if I had any alcohol to drink before the bloodtest. I said yes. They said we'll hold off on the ultra-sound, and so the blood test after avoiding alcohol for two weeks.

Two weeks.

No alcohol for two weeks.

NO ALCOHOL FOR TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!

>>73549265
i can't speak it, I'll try but its broken and shouldn't be taken into credibility here's my attempt

Iskawaran ? Magacageygi wa Rooble saxiibad baan raba, mishan magaladi tacban ba kan degay

>>73549533
Somalian?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x46pkCuvK3

>>73525737
9.5/10, pretty much native-tier.

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>>73536070

>>73549714
p good saxib

forgot to mention the x is actually a ح whilst the c is a ع

i know latinized Somali was stupid
your reading comprehension is top notch desu

>>73549098
r8 my attempt at somali
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WAaTFXiXBP

When will someone post some ayy lmao language like hungarian or something?

>>73549238
https://clyp.it/cvozzbcw

>>73549379
for real anon? :(
https://clyp.it/ehzvgc05

>>73549533
https://clyp.it/3r1uq4z0

>>73549919
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WAaTFXiXBP
kys
>>73549921
good job France

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>>73549921
>for real anon? :(
yes:( actually now they said a month ;;;;_;;;;

kek'd @ the clypit

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how can white women even compete?

>>73552675
It's not 2 weeks anon it's a fucking month

>>73552675
>>73554940
nvm haven't see what you wrote

Can someone revive the thread now?

>>73554940
i know ;;;;_;;;;
rip me

>>73554848
subhanallah
that tight ass

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>>73554978
>Can someone revive the thread now?
how do you suggest? 30 more posts and it'll reach the bump limit, then you could make a new thread and spam/cross-post it in all the languages generals. That's what i usually do 2bh

>>73555096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yhOxZnxjW2

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>>73555173

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>>73555240
No you're the top wanker
I wasted 2 hours coaching you just so you can ruin your food

Legit triggered

Is anyone curious what insound like?
Give me something nice to read and i'll make it worth your while ;)

>>73555332
Nevermind, my "device" doesn't support in-browser recording

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>>73555318
umad? lmao

>>73555405
stupid nigger

>>73555405
iktf. you can try using clyp.it instead of vocaroo, i hear that works for some people.

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>>73555409
Not mad, disapointed about you.

>>73555435
yes, that's what I use. I don't know why vocaroo doesn't work for me

>>73555332
have some Rimbaud, or whatever this is >>73514514

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>>73555458
here take the baguette of peace.

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>>73555458

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>>73555458
!!!!!

>>73517865
yamete means stop

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bamp

https://clyp.it/oexmufo2 <- Because vocaroo doesn't work with Linux
I'm very pleased with my accent

>>73518857
bumping thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qmdoNQeyjL

>>73558242
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>73558431
Never read this pasta

>>73558431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gCovQpMOQl

I tried.

>>73559725
pretty good anon, almost native-tier. how long have you been learning English?

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>>73558431
https://clyp.it/oyufoejm

>>73512466
You sound just like an American to me.