/brit/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ccNkksrfls

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the 'omputer

When will white people stop white people-ing?

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the gf

>>73510309
>g

thats a hole-bread, not a crumpet

>>73510309
Capitalism kills

very tired

>>73510297
in two generations when they're extinct

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>/brit/ will disagree with this
because you're all little boys

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el d10s

made a new vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNyHNxMotuY

still can't believe katelyn killed herself

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"Ready for the pub then m8?"
"Yeah lemme just grab my- "

>>73510254
*beats you unconscious and drags you out of the thread*

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Me at the grand national

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>ask girl on tinder if she has whatsapp
>she says yes and gives me her number
>add her to my phone contacts and she doesn't show up on whatsapp
>send her an SMS
>no reply

Why did you cheat in your gf? And how?

Why don't we get interviews with our notorious killers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC5huwZoPZA

White people can't say the "N" word but at least we can say "hey dad" or "thanks for the warning officer"”

CANNOT WAIT for brexit to be as soft as possible so that it triggers all the rorkes

>>73510349
>Germany tells Britain

countries can't talk

>>73510417
say what you want about him, but he was HIGH energy

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Some girl

going to take a nap after class

>>73510349
>We need to tackle the rise of populism
Basically she's saying "We need to stop the majority of people from getting what they want because it isn't what I want."

>>73510417

faces of meth

>>73510403
peanut butter is actually peng on burgers

>>73510394
Only if you get to have sex with the stepkids

>>73510506
expressing intrest in said girl

2bh

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*taigs you*

>>73510409
*dodges your attacks*

>>73510455
Nigger

there, I just said it

>>73510394
I'm not your stepdad
I'm just the bloke that's fucking your mum

need a 2b gf

>>73510545
just informed the constabulary.

>>73510521
With pickles.

why don't planes fall off aircraft carriers

>brewdog want to create a Brewdog hotel with a beer fridge in the shower, an IPA tap Inn every room and an IPA hot tub

These Reddit cunts need a good slap

>>73510566
they have good balance

So how do you lads feel about the death of Western civilisation born entirely out of giving women the right to vote?

Not best pleased with this turn of events, to be quite honest (tbqh).

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>>73510537
6 doesn't go into 26 lad

>>73510553
2b: Two benis

>>73510596
hopefully it will be a lesson for future civilisations

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All the entire pirate team tried to commite faults against el d10s

Fuck what they said cuz I'm here
Doing it big like vang
Bet you thought I was gonna say pun
But he jump in the mix, everything sounds nang

>>73510566
They're strapped down, and cleared off the flight deck during really rough seas. (There are huge hangars below).

>>73510579
Brewdog are literal cancer
Some of their stuff isn't bad but the extremely hoppy IPA meme is getting stupid now

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Need a posh scottish spy gf

>>73510599
You're right. It goes into 32.

The only thing that would be left to do, is eradicate the .33

(You're the .33)

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>>73510553

>Not wanting best girls

>>73510596
hello rorke. the problem in society is you, not women. your sexism is not ok

>>73510629
really butchered it mate

>Posh Scottish

This demographic is only a few 1000 strong tbqh

>>73510688
Not at all

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search your hearts micks. you know it to be true.

>>73510687
hello paki, I look forward to the West snapping and then eradicating you forever.

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>hello rorke

Do long distance relationships work? Like north/south?

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>>73510309
>FEE

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What do they use the internet for?

>>73510724
don't post in these threads ever again

>>73510772
Facebook, based on that picture

>>73510738
How do you rationalise your worship of a symbol associated exclusively with Irish rebellion against the English crown?

>>73510792
But I don't "worship" a symbol sweetie...project much?

>>73510791
me on the left

>>73510772
probably harassing white women on social media and playing CS:GO like every other third world country

Serial killers do on a small scale, what governments do on a large one. They are a product of the times and these are bloodthirsty times.

Long distance can work, but nobody can overcome the North/South divide.

>Shall we go out for dinner dear?
>Ay up, down t'chippy for pie bap like

>>73510637
thanks

>>73510589

Most Mormons are British. Most Southerners are British (identifying as "American")

Really makes you think.

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>>73510788
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

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another country on your shitty little island being a constant source of butthurt, perhaps?

>>73510741
it won't happen honey. most people are sensible and not racist and sexist like you. They realise a diverse society is a stronger one.

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Why are normies so weird lads?

Do you think she 'enjoyed' her trip?

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flying to america in the morning, lads.

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>>73510791

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what are your thoughts on katy perry's chebs?

>>73510822
You sure seem especially fond of the Red Hand, at the very least. Can you explain your rationalise for venerating a symbol of Irish rebellion against the English crown instead of deflecting this time (hun)ey?

>>73510772

to post about them living in a libertarian paradise

>>73510869
>managed to go two whole posts before starting to repeat himself
That's a hun alright.

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>>73510791

>>73510860

2 whole weeks.

That poor lad

>>73510833
I'm a midlander and even I can't stand the northern accent on a girl, it's just so common and uncouth desu. Give me a nice middle-class girl from the home counties any day.

drank the dregs of 2 cans of pepsi that had been lying there for days, thought at least one of them was the one I was drinking before but then I remembered I had finished it

was pretty disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feWNNsKomLE

tune

>>73510860
>reddit
>normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpIlLqfd_xI

doing a captain pugwash

>WE'RE NOT IRISH
>start dressing up as the IRA but then change the letters on your hat
weird lads them prods

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>>73510874
I post it because it never fails to trigger you sweetie xx

blacks: yay or nay?

>>73510873
don't know
never felt them

>>73510977
>another deflection
oh honey..

>>73510980
Some are fine. Most are terrible.

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Need a 'tism gf

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>>73510973

weird in the good way tho, like a deep fried mars bar

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What's the worst case scenario for getting caught bumping a train?

73511012
post this one haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8G9ytZg-bM

Never been to Norn Iron

It's only a short train journey across Scotland then a ferry trip so maybe I should

morning temperature knob

>>73511015
it's true though, you come out of the woodwork every time.

>>73511049

A fine

>>73511049
Summary execution

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Scouse accent on a bird is HOT

>>73511051
you can stay in my flat lad, we can go out bashing taig heads in

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12733110

>>73511106
BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>73511074
>still deflecting
oh sweetie...

>doesn't realise he's the one who came out of the woodworks after seeing the word "taig"
oh sweeeeeeeeetie..........

Pikelets

Business idea: Destroy the so-called """"""""working"""""""" class and replace them with robots and computers.

Never been to Scotland lads so I'm planning a few days in Edinburgh next month

Unsure whether to get the train or fly

>>73511049
what do you mean?
Fare dodging? Hitting/ damaging one somehow?

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The vast majority of women of my generation don’t want marriage – they want weddings. They don’t really want children – they want baby showers. They don’t really want fun and/or relaxing vacations to exotic locations – they want photos of themselves set in exotic locations to post to Facebook. “Status Updates” are in fact about “Status”.
I can count the number of “happy” women I’ve known in my life on one hand, and still have room to hold a cigar in the other. The rest were miserable before they got married, miserable after they got married, miserable after they had children, miserable after they got divorced, and remain miserable to this day. Misery loves company – so as men, make sure to realize what you’re getting into before it’s too late.
It is not your objective to make a woman happy who has never been happy. Your objective is to make yourself happy. TRP is mostly about self-improvement, so I am not so much bashing women as I am informing you of how they work. Tip #1 – if a woman does not have a hobby, or something she has done throughout her life to make her happy, she will look to you for this happiness. Too many men out there become enslaved on the hamster wheel of making their gf or wife happy. This is the beginning of a toxic relationship. Do you notice the same pattern? You make them happy, the happiness lasts for a couple days, maybe weeks. Slowly but surely, her happiness will fade and she will become unhappy again. So… who do you think she will blame for this unhappiness? That’s right, you. After all, you’re the guy who came along and made her happy in the first place, right? The fact is, she was miserable before she met you and is still miserable.
THIS IS WHY it is so important to make yourself happy as a man. Through expanding your intellect, working out and becoming the best version of yourself, you will inevitably attract the right people to you.

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>>73511159

You'll need us when another war kicks off lad

>>73511129
? I wasn't the one who responded to that post. I just started dropping my NI pepe collection once I saw someone else was

>>73511012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eYBbvm2v6I

>>73511026
just like us!

>>73511106
went on holidays once and a scouse couple pimped their daughter out to me and then when we snuck off for her to give me a blowie her da started shouting about the place and searching for us. didn't even cum fs.

>>73511184
>Fare dodging

Yes

>>73511209
Express is just fucking full of it

>>73511119
sounds like a good laugh

>>73511165
got an £11 flight once, generally a lot cheaper than train if you live near one of the 'london' airports
but if you like trains there's some nice sights x

>>73511235
what the fuck

>>73511217
>admitting in no uncertain terms that he, in fact, did come out of the woodworks

Think Britain needs a proper eugenics program

>>73511242
See that all the time, my station is just outside the Greater London zone so they get all autistic about it. Its like a £50 fine

>>73511165
>Edinburgh

my nigga

what do you need to know?

/leftypol/ needs to fuck the hell off

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>went on holidays once and a scouse couple pimped their daughter out to me and then when we snuck off for her to give me a blowie her da started shouting about the place and searching for us. didn't even cum fs.

Where the hell do people even get torrents from anymore? Everything is blocked

>>73511344
proxybay

tell me it's all going to be ok lads

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Rate the homemade 'za

>>73511344
usenet

>>73511381
it'll probably blow over in a few days, whatever it is

>>73511344
amazon

>>73511321
knew i was going to get jay'd for that lol

>>73511274
i should clarify the word "pimped". no money exchanged hands. they were just trying to convince me to shag her without telling me to shag her, like rebuffing me when i said she was probably too young, by proudly declaring she was 19 and even showing her ID.

>>73511271
The train is only slightly more expensive and 4 hours, think I'll do that it's a lot more comfy
>>73511309
You tell me, what should I know?

>>73511383
looks good. did you make the base yourself?

>>73511383
Looks great.

>>73511383
looks alright considering most mere mortal anglos wont have a stone pizza oven, or even just a pizza oven

>>73511371
Who's this guido

>>73511420
and how old were the rents?

i'm very aroused by this

>>73511455
yeah you would say that you fat cunt

>>73511455
so do you x

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doing an amazon order

>>73511383
pepperoni gives you cancer

>>73511383
not a fan of the topping distribution around the edges mate, playing with fire

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>>73511425
>>73511455
>>73511478
>>73511529
Actually stole the image straight from the 'dit

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It's el d10s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZL6OKwQGew


>yank drivers

>>73511492
Jalapeños are a vegetable and negate the unhealthiness of the carbs and cheese

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>>73511536
fiendish

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>leg press

>>73511592
it's a fruit

>>73511618
shan't

ABSOLUTE FUCKING BAD BWOI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsg8zuKKsGc

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Pirates are salty as fuck

>>73511618
hmmm no thanks

>>73511633
wish i didn't

>>73511424
hit up the castle, the palace and the camera obscura if you have the money, walk down the royal mile, check out the new town, chill on the meadows or gardens, visit the museums, visit the botanics

there are also a ridiculous number of pubs and plenty nice restaurants

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The Gaelic inhabitants of Ireland are the greatest race of all time, their command over literature, science and religion is remarkable and their physical prowess unprecedented, as they are descendants of the people of ancient Gaul, tall and strong in stature, stern faced and hardily built

The Irish are the single greatest race to ever grace the face of this earth.

The Gaelic race, the gaelic people and most of all the gaelic mindset has been looked on with jealous eyes from outside our homeland, hence why the eternal anglo chose us as a test case on how best to dominated colonially. Still the Gael survived, adapted, even thrived, if it were not for the Gael the British Empire simply wouldn't exist it. Wellington A fine Gaelic man as well.

I don't view races not of Gaelic heritage inferior, I simply believe they are not on the same level of existence that we are on.

>>73511662
>we may have been knocked out of the world cup but you got massacred out of the falklands

screeching

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I like Mexico, they were only one of two countries to help the Spanish republicans

>>73511662
what are they talking about? who cheated?

>>73511590
>>73511590
>>73511590
come share your qt accents :33

northerners don't fucking bother

quite like King of the Hill, don't understand all this "you won't get it if you're not American" memery

73511720

-->>>73510292

>>73511696
cheers, saved this post

>>73511657

how diverse

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>>73511106
need a scouse gf

>>73511698
This is true. English language must be removed from the isles.

>>73511720
Mardonna, hand of god, one of the most infamous football events ever mate keep up

Think Kim has weapons of mass destruction

Better invade, occupy and annex. Would be nice to see an Isis esque thing in north Korea based around glorious leader kim

>>73511725
Mancunian is the best UK accent though

I'm 6'3, seemingly confident, decent cheekbones and jawline and dress fairly well. So why I'm on 4chan constantly you ask?

Because my eyelids are unlevel and it's completely destroyed my sense of self worth to the point I'll never take a photo of myself and have to retreat here to shitpost haha

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hahahahahaha

>>73511777
neck thyself

>>73511801
he's not wrong

>>73511785
>I'm 6'3, seemingly confident, decent cheekbones and jawline
this is code for "I'm built like a lamp post"

how do i go about making friends if i haven't already got any at age 26?

i get on with everyone at work but live alone and never do anything socially other than a work meal or christmas party

>>73511657

based Black brit

>>73511487
Dunno, they never said how old they were. 40s maybe?

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>>73511777
*Devon

>>73511769
why are people still talking about that? didn't that happen in like the 70s?

>>73511618

Too much weight with bad form

Classic ouchie

>post thread on /r/europe
>it doesn't show up

ah yes

>>73511777
London accent is the best desu

>>73511831
>never do anything socially

found your problem mate

>>73511889
fuck off you twat

that happened in mexico 1986

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>London accent is the best desu

>>73511801
no, it's literally music to my ears
I'm sure it's not a coincidence they make all the UK's best music

>>73511826
not what I was hinting at but you are absolutely correct. bmi of under 18 desu

>>73511882
we aren't, the game took place in Mexico and this Mexican lad ITT has a vendetta against England so he's posting about it

>>73511919
>loving scotland

runt

>>73511657
So is this a muslim trying a terrorist attack or just a nigger being a nigger towards another nigger and being out-niggered because the nigger the nigger was attacking was a proper nigger from niggeria who knew how to handle niggers?

>>73511840
need to travel to liverpool

>>73511887
don't understand why you think we give a fuck, let alone want you here

>>73511760
Also there's obviously the tour buses bit the walking tours are a lot more fun

Another thing to check out would be the vaults

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>London accent is the best desu

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Pirates are still salty because el d10s humilliated them twice in the same day

>>73511901
how do i start though? don't most people have well established friends at my age?

i don't like doing things but i don't think it's healthy being on my own so much

>>73511945
This happened in Spain.

>>73511618
lmao, broke rule #1

Snap city baby

>>73511919
>>73511906
>implying this isn't god tier

both professional, and casual

https://youtu.be/-TBeC59WVgA?t=162

What sort of code should I learn to be able to work as a freelance code man /brit/?

>>73511976
or magaluf, cala millor, whatever

>>73511777

DEY NO OWWHTA THROW A PARREEEHHH

Lads there's dark spots on my Japanese food. Both on the chicken and salmon.

Should I worry?

>>73511993
morse

>>73511772
>Better invade, occupy and annex
hope DPRK nukes Japan/SK/USA if that happens

73511951
Thanks for the (You) :^ )

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>Snap city baby

ivade occupy or annex, like shag marry or kill for countries

>>73512064
what's the difference between the three

You should be legally allowed to kill someone convicted of raping or killing your child.

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>pirates
Thanks for the complement

england would have won the world cup if it was for maradona

>>73511536
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

>>73512087
invade is just do a fight
occupy is have troops stationed there controlling it
annex is formally making it part of your territory

ways you save money
>split train tickets
>get a railcard
>pirate books/films/games
>do mystery shopping or other mystery shit
>use freecycling sites
>take advantage of bank switches
>cycle as your main mode of transport
>don't eat out
>buy your groceries at lidl or aldi and tend towards buying ingredients rather than ready meals and shit like that
>invest a fixed amount monthly 50% into stocks 50% into bonds
>only buy clothes to replace ones that break (use tk maxx or vintage shops or try to take advantage of sales like at new year)
>drink water
>bring lunch to work
>buy odd things from poundland like stationary
>check online if things are cheaper
>look for free stuff wherever it is possible (i uniroincally do shit like turn up at sikh temples for a free meal)

anyone else got any nifty tricks?

pisses me off that rent negates most of this shit.

>>73512064
should be puppet annex raze you tool

meant wasnt

too ashamed to give myself a (you) for the correction though

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tatcher and the parasite queen didn't slept well that day ;)))))

ellie kemper is so cute

Is /sp/ the most retarded board on 4chan?

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

>>73512143

wank instead of spending money on a gf

>>73512147
better
mexico, usa, canada?

>>73512163
Literally do not know who or what this is

>he doesn't rate nov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBkvaYNDsok

>>73512204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N-Aj3aTL6o

>>73512209
>tfw the gf used to insist i spend money on her

really did my nut in and i said it was akin to her being a prossie.

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>You should be legally allowed to kill someone convicted of raping or killing your child.

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>tfw you will never visit snap city

>>73512219
Raze puppet annex

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>>73512163
Dont speak gringo so no idea what this is amigo

>>73512143
>>73512209
>>73512233
I forgot a really good one
>sign up for trials/experiments/surveys
I've made a cheeky few 10ers doing this

>>73512222
woi

>>73512203
Nah /pol/ or /v/ is

/sp/ is funny as fuck

have a very powerful sex drive

ways you save money
>umm just don't be poor lol?

tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdB5-A9O7g

Odds: I get a beer from the shop before it closes
Evens: I don't
Dubs: I get two

>>73512280
>/sp/ is funny as fuck
You have to be at least 18 to post on here, kidda.

Would you shag Merkel to fix the immigration problem lmao

>>73512340
radical 0

>>73512293
does my head in that people with lots of money are frivolous with it.

i had a mate at uni with rich parents, who used to literlaly just buy random uni merchandise all the time.

even if i had a lot of money, i would spend so carefully.

>>73512340
>0
Inconclusive. Rolling again.

why is britain so shit compared to other first world countries?

>>73512280
What is funny about /sp/? It's just childish spamming and FIFA plebs.

odds: I grab some wine from downstairs
evens: I have an americano
dubs: glass of milk

>>73512143

start mugging people

>>73512272

would sign up for drug trials but they usually exclude people with skin conditions

embarking upon a wank

post toot

listening to Israeli radio

met a 45 year old twink on tinder who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

>>73512402
>tfw accidentally mentioned my granddad having a heart attack and got excluded from some ritalin one.

it was literally 'take ritalin and do some simple tasks whilst we measure you' ffs. money 4 old rope;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZVemIRak2Y

is it that time of year again?

>>73512143
>50/50 allocation
Alri grandad

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hand over your memes

>>73512482
Practice with a banana

>>73512504
>not playing it safe.

i do 40% 40% and play around with the last 20% because i'm young and without responsibility + i have a good understanding of market fundamentals and some understanding of technical analysis. but i wouldn't recommend people gamble.

>>73512492
based chef john holy shit

>>73512561
how to invest in stocks and bonds. do i have to monitor anything or can i just let a computer do it

>>73510526
'sheed

>>73512374
Got one anyway lads haha #madman

>not just letting some randomer make money for you with your money
povvo pls

https://youtu.be/YebAIBbUXIU

the gf

>>73512598
Vanguard Lifestrategy funds are the lazy option

Business idea: assassinate Freemasons at random

>>73512701
>thinks all niggers are good people
>sits next to one on the subway
>almost gets raped

hmmmmmm

>>73512598
through a broker usually.

the safest laziest way would be to invest the same amount (lets say 100 pounds) every month, regardless of the price of what you're buying.
safest to buy index-linked funds of say ftse 100 or the one below it. and if you're really worried about bonds safest is government, but there are other fairly safe ones.

then you just sit back and watch the value of your investments grow.

the problem with monitoring things is it takes bottle to watch the value of your investments fall, without doing something silly like selling them. if you want to monitor and try to buy according to your monitoring you need to be emotinoally stern and ready to take some losses. if you want to be lazy, and not monitor index funds + safe bonds. monitoring also means you can do accounting tricks to avoid capital gains tax and stuff to offset the fall.

>>73512693
randomers have worse records than index funds

>>73512701

>that dislike ratio

French cucks btfo

If you do not have a foreskin you should be killed

Prove me wrong

>protip

you cant

>>73512492
is this guy retarded? why does he speak like that?

>>73510349

too late, cant back out of article 50

>>73512561
>>73512828

alright lads. Gimmie the /brit/ intel on Stocks. How much should i be pouring in. This place HAS to be the best place for financial advice

>>73510349
>Germany "tells"
S C R E A M I N G

>>73512916
Put 40000 In United Airlines


trust me

>>73512341
>>73512383
spotted the fat or scrawny nerd runts who got bullied for not being good at sport and one of the footy lads in school

>>73512930
keep quiet you filthy frog

SCREECHING N HOLLERIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

>>73512828
lol index funds are alri, made money out of brexit that way

>>73512916
do your own research.
but keep in mind what i was saying about index funds and bonds.

as for an amount, how much do you save monthly like in a savings account? put some fraction of that into this monthly.

>>73512930
I think they're starting to pipe up again

couldn't imagine the state of the runt who would visit /pol/

>>73513002
>>73513002

>>73512968
index funds are the safest way forward.

not infalliable, but generally you're good if you hold onto them loyally for a long enough time.

>>73512143
If /fit/ or attempting to get there, adopting a pure cardio and bodyweight workout is a good free alternative to gym work and there's lots of online communities to help you plan your routine.

Also, if you're in a big city, property guardianship is a good way to save on rent. In my London flat I'm paying probably 60% of the market value for the place I'm staying in. Building will probably be knocked down in a year or two though, so it's not a long-term option. Just a good alternative to a regular flat-share that you were going to ditch after a year anyway.

>>73512952
that describes most of /sp/ they're all glory hunting pakis who screech if you talk about efl

>>73512968
>tfw made 600 quid on trump winning and blew it all on drugs


feels good

>>73510349
I hate the daily express so much.

I bet if you read the actual quote of this politician he did not 'tell' the UK anything.

I came across a similar article and tried to write in why the article was misleading in the comment section but it did not pass moderation.

>>73513011
runts probably looks like you
WAHEY

>>73513093
>>73513093
>>73513093
did a thing

smoking cigarettes is the most turborunt thing you can do

>>73513018
My gym is cheap and lifting is one of those things i wouldn't give up for cardio/bw routines

Property guardianship is based good suggestions- but people should be aware of the drawbacks like no notice period + its not available everywhere

>>73512952
We're talking about /sp/, not actual sports, you putrid paki freak.