By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part fifty.
Mine
>>73509946
childbirth absolutely scarrs and losen's women's vaginas, covers their bellies and thighs in stretch marks and changes the bone structure of the abdomen.
Russian mum + Lituanian dad == Latvian child.
prove me wrong.
pro tip: you can't
>>73509953
Well done.
>>73510010
>not wanting to fuck a singly mommy in her late 20's/early 30s
kys faggot
>>73510010
don't care. i want cuteson like this
>>73510076
enjoy the lack of physical stimulation on your member.
>>73510083 ?
wtf?
that's racist?
why would you want a blonde child!??? fucking nazi?
newest meme char black rock shooter
>>73510126
i want blondy baltic child.
cuz they're cuuuute
>>73510099
enjoy the lack of a meaningful emotional bond with some college slut
>>73510144
>they've made an anime because of one Miku's vid
wow
Good morning.
>>73510595
hey nigger I WILL ejaculate you like shanon noll OK?
>>73510595
hey
>>73510099
Now, I can't really talk for Mikoto. But I think if he was here he'd tell you to get your ass in gear. Now, no offense to your home town here, but this place ain't exactly the hub of the universe, if you know what I mean. And well--I'll tell you this much--Mikoto does come in here now and then to check up on me, you know, and when I hear the stories he got about the places he goes. Hell, here I sit while there's a big beautiful world out there, don't ya know. Mikoto comes in last time talking about some exotic jungle country, handing me cigars he says was rolled on the naked thighs of brown beauties. Mikoto has been everywhere and he seen everything. He got so many stories, so many memories. And here I sit sucking on popsicles.
reminded that the heavy metals in vaccines cause autism
>mention mikoto
>mikoto appears
clockwork.
>>73511110
that's what not having a dad does
ay, lads, what are you up to this fine night?
>>73511196
are you sure he grew up in a single-parent family
>>73511252
trying to get high off a bunch of pills that absolutely aren't working.
>>73511316
Be careful, lad, don't fuck up your health, pretty sure there are people that care for you.
>>73511445
yeah it's not about that, i'm simply disappointed, they weren't exactly cheap either.
thanks for your concern anyway.
>>73511501
cheers!
>>73507642
Try the STALKER series next
Cīņā iet ir brīva vīra daļa,
Cīņā mirt ir brīva vīra daļa
>>73512189
anime ir jobanais sūds
reminder that it's not gay if you're on top
>>73512189
Mūžības skartie
>its cheaper to buy shit from other countries and get it shipped to Lithuania than buy the same shit in Lithuania
>>73512901
Now you understand why we shop in lithuania
>>73512901
Yes whole economy of estland relies on alkotourism
Morning fellas.
(I'm not dead yet!)
>>73509929
Who would win?
>>73513149
His name was Friedrich.
>>73513149
I want the tzar to win because he shares my name.
>>73513149
Latvian farmers
>>73513100
p n g
>>73513203
doxxed
Latvian farmers are the most powerfull race
>>73513211
Yep! Good work.
>>73512901
What do you need? I can organise something and then drop it off in some wood so you can pick it up. Just gotta work out the payment.
>>73513246
Pls pls don't
Lithuanian tractor thiefs >>>>>latvian farmers
>tfw no STRONK and MANLY latvian farmer gf
>>73513264
ayyyyyy
kā sokas
>>73513321
Number of empires and royal families slaughtered by Latvian farmers: 1
Tractor thiefs: 0
also romanovs were lithuanian
Belarus is my favourite country.
>>73513379
no they were russian
i'm not polish because my great great grandfather was a pole
that's not how it works
>>73513305
I was thinking about buying PS4
>>73513466
shut up, roman*v
I have itchy red spots on the head of my dick that appeared last night. I hope it's just irritated from the soap I've been using on it. Gonna keep washing it with just warm salty water and hope it clears up. Fingers crossed I haven't caught an STI (because I have had real life sex recently)
>>73513379
Not bad bro, besides above. Also I got glasses yesterday that have corrected my double vision and my MRI came back saying I had no cancer in my head anywhere! :^DDD
Haven't had any bad headaches since I started wearing the glasses!
>>73513379
Sorry, how are you?
>>73513479
I gotchu
I would recommed waiting until the Scorpio comes out, because then Sony will probably drop the price on the regular PS4 by quite a bit, and you will probably be able to get it off amazon.de for like 200-220 Euros. It's what I'm waiting for as well.
I went to Topo Centras the other day and I was shocked that the regular PS4 (not Pro, not even slim!) cost 400EUR. What. The. Fuck.
What's popping, balt? Rich gang, ya heard?
>>73513630
It probably is an STD by the sounds of it.
>>73513630
>>73513692
Sorry to hear that you have to wear glasses now, but its better than having shit vision and cancer
Im doing fine apart from being exhausted from all the work
hi guuuyss
>>73513630
Why not get contact lenses?
>it's the azeri again
>>73513909
Heyo
>>73513732
Fug. Gonna leave to go see my doc in a bit and show him my cock. Starting to bring back the anxiety of penis inspection day at school.
Should I trim my pubes or go full wild man?
>>73513804
I like wearing glasses actually. I'm always wearing sunnies so I'm used to it. Plus everyone tells me I look sexy and smart in glasses now.
>>73513910
It's only my right eye thats out of alignment and had a prism film stuck on that half of the glasses. Should take 2-3 months to correct itself. No point in contacts.
>>73513947
i am a lithuanian. :) i am one of you
>>73514045
heiii. i love you
good morning more like good night haha get rekt bitch bye
>>73513700
It's pretty ridiculous, tbqh.
You can get a slim from amazon.de for about 250 eurobucks, a pro for 390.
>>73514082
>i am a lithuanian.
Post tractor
>>73514095
sleep well
>>73514080
go full wild man pham
>be australian
>have dick illnesses
hehe
>>73514169
now your turn
Mikoto can you post something pelase it's crucial I need to do something
>>73514205
>>73514095
> saying all this just to get my attention
Hello estianon, I see you.
>>73513700
>I went to Topo Centras the other day and I was shocked that the regular PS4 (not Pro, not even slim!) cost 400EUR. What. The. Fuck.
yeah, thats where I compared the prices aswell fucking retarded
also there's practically no difference between the pro and the usual ps4
>>73514331
Estonians do love some anglo cock from time to time.
give me attention reeeeeee
this is what we do in our free time. (from Ganja)
>>73514404
you are a mongol
ah fuck it
>>73512679
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..........................................REMINDER........................................
THIS POATER IS A NOTORIOUS RUSSIAN/LATVIAN SCHIZOPHRENIC MIDDLESCHOOLER
WHO IS OBSESSED WITH NIGGER RAP AND ANIME POSTING DOZENS
OF SHITPOSTS LIKE THIS IN /BALT/ ON A DAILY BASIS
HE IS NOT A SANE CHILD HE IS POSSESSED WITH PARANOIA AND AUTISM
YOU CANNOT EXPECT A COHERENT RESPONSE FROM HIM
DO NOT REPLY TO HIS POSTS AND JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
WHAT HE NEEDS IS NOT A REPLY BUT MEDICAL TREATMENT
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>>73514404
Here you go, precious.
>>73509929
I wish I had been one of the Bolshevik soldiers so I could have fucked his daughters.
>when a POOSTRALIAN replies to me, a white man
>>73514549
flair checks out.
Saddam Hussein is my new waifu
>>73514365
It is. Sometimes I feel bad for you guys.
>>73514133
Yup, but like I said, prices will probably drop if you can wait for a bit.
>>73514516
Reported to Mossad for pedophilia
>>73514694
His daughters were not children when he died.
>>73514709
Shut up, kike
(JK I love you)
>>73514625
>4K meme
Its fucking nothing
>>73514549
>>73514404
>>73514205
>>73514095
Have all my (You)s now.
I'm hopping in the car to go to work. Can't give you anymore :'^(
>>73514267
Someone stole mine.....
Wait a sec
>>73514742
I meant that it is retarded that the PS4 costs so much. I don't care for 4k memes, the TVs catering to it are far too expensive.
>>73514804
I misunderstood you. baka!
>>73514909
I know. It's quite alright
>>73514798
I stole your heart.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17oKU6gA1mO
>>73515071
Azusa was Latvian
>>73515071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9hliHR2Gg
>>73515071
>/bolt + os en zee/
So that's how it's pronounced
>>73515135
>>73515210
>>73515241
>>73515135
>>73515210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9rTgLhsLF
>>73515271
>5 (You)s
Thank you.
>>73515071
Not wrong mugi is a cute
>>73515310
Whoah.... So this... Is the power of eyebrows...
>>73515298
Stop lying faggot 3 were mine
>>73515367
proofs?
why do we allow lithuanians to exist again?
>>73515298
>>73515298
>>73515298
>>73515298
>>73515298
take some more you slut
>>73515401
╔═════════════════ ೋღღೋ════════════════╗
..........................................REMINDER........................................
THIS POSTER IS A NOTORIOUS RUSSIAN/LATVIAN SCHIZOPHRENIC MIDDLESCHOOLER
WHO IS OBSESSED WITH NIGGER RAP AND ANIME POSTING DOZENS
OF SHITPOSTS LIKE THIS IN /BALT/ ON A DAILY BASIS
HE IS NOT A SANE CHILD HE IS POSSESSED WITH PARANOIA AND AUTISM
YOU CANNOT EXPECT A COHERENT RESPONSE FROM HIM
DO NOT REPLY TO HIS POSTS AND JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
WHAT HE NEEDS IS NOT A REPLY BUT MEDICAL TREATMENT
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>be Balt
>be whitest countries on earth
>be shitty countries
makes you think
>>73515427
I would repay the favor but I don't have many (You)s left in my savins, so I can only give you one. Thank you, dear Finn.
>>73515434
i am not kristers
>>73515310
sup Mugi
>>73515499
>>73515499
>>73515499
>>73515499
I like giving (you) to sluts take some more you slut
>>73515487
go back
>>73515487
This is factually incorrect, Belarus is the whitest country on earth.
Also Finland is like 99% white and is a wonderful country to live in, so fuck off you disgusting Paki and go rape some white schoolchildren, or whatever it is that you like to do.
>>73515542
Truly an honorary Lithuanian
>>73515544
Go drink some Vodka and beat your wife, Russian.
>>73515578
Sorry but I'm only into 2d girls
>>73515487
sissy Brits
>>73515544
fuck off racist
>>73515210
Did anyone ever told you that you sound like a really big faggot?
>>73515810
I expected such an answer and I know that it's the truth
>>73515770
You have to go back. You're probably that P*le posting in the polish generals
ich bin ein baltic Preußisch
i want a brown gf
>>73515902
No that's not me, I'm extremely racist as well
>>73504851
>>73507644
>>73515968
>>73516081
Ich bin ein baltischer Preuße *
>>73516141
Dummkopf
>>73516115
You have to go back either way.
>>73516118
Everytime!
>>73516290
Heheheh
>>73516257
fuck off racist
Lithuania should invite more cheap workers from africa and the middle east since all Lithuanians are leaving anyways, someone will have to replace them.
>>73516430
disgusting
>>73516430
If the emigration doesn't stop then this becomes a sad truth
What the Poles have been doing is invite a ton of Ukrainians to work there instead (according to some reports up to 1 million Ukrs reside in Poland currently), the problem is that we don't have a broder with Ukraine so this option becomes harder to choose.
>make a shitpost
>someone agrees with you
>>73516525
you are autistic
>>73515810
Hmm? He sounds pretty normal
>>73516580
Are you that guy who sounds like a nigger and used to post his vocaroo here?
>>73516669
No and I have no idea who you're talking about
>las-venturas is dead
>banned from LMG for using sobeit
>SARG is boring
SA-MP was good
>>73516798
Be a man and play some League of Legends instead
How do I become as much of a /balt/ celebrity as Mikoto, PNG lad and the other famouse guys?
>>73516257
Yes I will, after my Erasmus year is finished. I don't even live here, kek
>>73517065
Get some kind of gimmick or a tripcode.
Alternatively use an exotic flag and pretend that you're some foreigner very interested in the Baltics. Good choices would be the following flags for example: Thailand, Peru, Nigeria. They have to be easily recognizable yet exotic enough that everybody knows that it's you posting when you do.
Seems like all autists still gather in LMG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssT7tCqOViw
>>73516973
Was never into MOBA's unless you'd count paragon, SA-MP is how all Lithuanians should socialize imo
>>73517065
you need a gimmick
>>73517369
What is that
>>73517420
something unique and recognizable
Bounce bounce bounce
>>73517520
Tell me about the brows
Why does she wear them
>>73517640
To make up for not having a nose
>>73517640
those are pickles retard
>>73517790
>>73517979
Hmmm.... mhmmm... I see...
>take the equivalent of 90mg of valium
>don't feel sleepy, not even drowsy in the slightest bit
i honestly don't understand. something must be wrong with my metabolism.
>>73517979
Anime girls in nam is so aesthetic
>>73518121
poor pablo
>>73518253
Hue city?
>>73518487
I like that meme.
>>73518524
From the file name I think its Saigon, not sure though I just saved a bunch of these from a thread on /c/
>>73518732
The airport code for Ho Chi Minh City is still SGN. Freedom still remains!
/ausnz/ keeps this general alive at night haha right lol nice meme
>>73520230
so much baka 2bh senpai
>>73517065
>tfw famous on balt
>>73520230
Most of us have jobs and lives. I'm posting while taking a dump at the office. Then I'll bump later when I have lunch.
>be me
>open some thread
>make a half assed reply
>close the thread and forget about it
I don't even know how many (You)s I have not noticed this way. This is a tragedy. Sometimes posts get tons of replies hours later.
>>73520450
Did you close the thread yet?
>>73520560
thank you and no. but now i will. good night, zvejnieks.
>>73520610
A little kiss on your ear. Good night, sweetheart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4p9RSShJcA
white man can't jump
>>73521108
Brilliant
ANOTHER cyclone
God hates us.
kill the american imperialist pig
>>73521666
Yeah man, let's get that guy!
they call me the pineappleman
>>73521666
>666
Better do as you say.
>>73522085
cos shits gay af and vain
You are all cordially invited to /brit/ to participate in /braltic/
>>73522887
>>73522887
>>73522887
>>73522887
>>73522887
tig tax
>>73523258
553356788654e21346778754
>>73523345
.... . .-.. .-.. ---
.-- .... -.-- / .-- --- -. - / .... . / .-. . ... .--. --- -. -..
Bump4Jesus
how many dollarydoos will it cost me to have a threesome with georgie and lisa?
Doing another bump
r8 my lunch
Bump4DaLord
Bump for Jesus Christ (PBUH)
>>73523933
>>73524011
>>73524022
>>73523955
Fuck Karl is a tosser. The fact he's popular just shows how fucking retarded most Australians are.
t. Smart person
Also Bump4Christ.
>>73524057
>Also Bump4Christ.
i disregarded everything else you said
Bumping this thread for the glory of Jesus Christ
Bumping 4 my boy J-sus
fuck jesus. if he even existed he was a heretic. fucking bullshit hellenstic roman fuck. i doubt he was even put to death because the jews didn't even do that very often back then, but he deserved to be stoned 2bqh
>>73524251
hey
fuck YOU
>>73524251
fuck YOU.
>>73524389
>>73524419
>2017
>believing someone whose entire theology claimed to be HALF GOD HALF MAN
>half-god half-man
that's some serious hindu-tier bullshit.
i dislike this new american poster
>>73524506
fuck OFF, retard
and good morning eveyrone
>>73524526
WELCOME and thanks
>HUMAN SACRIFICE IS NEEDED FOR SALVATION
lel
>>73524524
same 2bh
What the fuck is up with Estonians? Some exchange worker was trying to sell me his car recently, I open it and get in and it REEKS of smoke and there are pictures of the virgin mary and jesus and shit covering every inch of the interior. The fuck?
Psalms 106:37 - Yea, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto devils,
38: And shed innocent blood, even the blood of their sons and of their daughters, whom they sacrificed unto the idols of Canaan: and the land was polluted with blood.
39: Thus they were defiled with their own works and went a whoring with their own inventions.
40: Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, so that he abhorred his own inheritance.
please stop posting and fuck off already
>>73524526
Good morning m80
>>73524526
Good morning!
>>73524625
>"""""Estonians"""""
>>73524665
Amen
I can feel... I can feel my eyes, softly pulling me to sleep. I'll see you all later. Stay funky.
>Put to death upon a cross
>Human sacrifice needed for salvation
>people actually believe this
Sorry to break it to you, lads. God doesn't require a human death to forgive you of your sins. "Jesus" was a harlot, just another false prophet as it is prophesised in Deuteronomy 18:15-22. Same as Korach, Anan ben David, Shabbethai Zvi, Jacob Frank, etc. Heresy.
>>73524742
Night night
>>73524742
Good night.
>>73524742
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed-bugs bite.
>>73524742
Good night.
hey
how could they even compete?
>>73524786
Bumping4J-Dawg$
(Your autism is showing)
bumpin 4 j-dizzle
>>73524871
hey you
>>73524715
The guy was Estonian though
Seemed EXTREMELY Slavic
Bumping for the grace of Jesus Christ
remove foreign flags
kill foreign posters
haha easter tomorrow
hah?
hmm?
Bump 4 JesusToast
>>73526324
It's good Friday tomorrow.
(And I hope you have a good Friday)
fellas on which day do mummies and daddies hand out chocolate to well behaved boys and girls that have done the dishes today and yesterday without even being asked?
>good friday
>bad
PUKKA JUKKA BENIS MÄMMI :DDDDDDDDDDDD
dumb eestishit
>POOSTRALIAN
>>POOSTRALIAN
weeeeeeeew
cant 5x5 ohp 25kg
kill me
have to regain everything
this is so demotivating
but oh well
haha
some women in the gym
cant blast X
got a cold and can't go to the gym
>>73527888
gyms closed for next 4 days
last set
literally just the bar
hope i still have a strong deadlift and squat
ok deadlift formq on point
warmed up with 25 gonna go for 35 now
>>73514404
homo
>>73528172
i wana fucc
>>73527929
>gyms closed
lmao what kind of 3rd world shithole do you live in?
>>73528196
christian lands
>>73528214
you need to torch those churches
>gym closed on weekends
>>73528187
"her" ass looks better than 90% of real girls.
40 now
still a breeze
>>73528249
Fag!
australia is the only friend of latvia
>>73528249
yes i will sex it
>>73528330
they are not my friends
>>73528389
ling pong ching chong long dong
gonna 5x5 50 i guess
good feel from it
maybe ill try 55 will see haha
good morning and happy holidays
predrinks start now!
will easter spammer return this year?
>>73528513
yes
cant do 5x5 off the ground
will use small boosters
>>73528615
5x5 deadlift?
that's too much anyway
try 3x5
>>73528477
Impressive, very nice
FEELIN the sweat
>>73528742
i regularly enjoy ur posts
>>73528791
well someone has to
feeling the BURN
now to squat and go home
or go to school
will see
>>73528852
Stop skipping classes
lol just warming up with the bar (going as low as i can, ass to grass) is hard
Hi, Bruceys
>>73528917
i do what i want BITCH
>>73528959
my name is not bruce
>>73528852
>>73528966
Krister! Stop skipping classes!
>>73528925
stop posting
>>73528973
t. dave
how short r U
>>73528990
t. wiremu
>>73528966
I'm gonna tell your mom about it
>>73528973
t. Ryan
>>73529017
yeah nah
>>73528852
Go to school so you can get smart and be an engineer (like me)
damn already blasted before noon
The fire rises
chase and status live today in tallinn
>>73529258
Wicked mayyyyyyyyyyyte
bored
it's smells like my ex girlfriend's pussy in here
>>73529400
Your Ex has a nice pussy right ?
>>73529437
yes very nice
>>73529400
is it good or nah
>>73529454
it's an abstract nostalgic feel m8
>>73529400
this thread doesn't smell like my cum at all
>>73529483
btfo
>>73529514
your mother bicc
>>73529023
shed punch your manlet shit in
>>73529253
im alrdy smart
skipping 1 day won't ruin anything
>>73529905
look who i found
miku is a very troubled child and I'm worried
>>73529953
not me
i didnt participate
was with the girl on the right
left before awards
>>73529995
whatever you say, krister
>>73530044
gut dubs
>>73530044
that guys not 2m tall
there isnt even a Kristers in the competitors list
>>73530088
gut dubs
>>73530088
>isn't 2 m tall
>has to stand on his knees to fit in the photo
ok, krister
>>73530130
gut buds
>>73530130
what the fuck why is he on his knees
that guy is colorblind
other dude you posted is a 9th grader
its not me
maybe you can find me in pics of the public
not sure, dont be rude)
>>73530130
K R I S T E R S
R
I
S
T
E
R
S
>>73530178
that goblin girl with the glasses is 154cm
fyi
>>73530209
K.. keep me posted
>>73530209
she is qt
>>73530306
her left eye is smaller than the other one
but shes really smart and has perfect grades everywhere
also rich family
>>73530319
idgaf she is qt