God tier countries throughout history

>>73509280
Italy says hi

>>73509280
you are boring subhumans

we're not relevant anymore Theo
when the race wars break out in our countries we will be forever consigned to the history books

>>73509342
2 world wars and 1 world cup

>>73509336
to Greece

>>73509371
I am a Greek you anglo subhuman

Spain

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>>73509280
>Is the rest of the world completely irrelevant ?

Yes.

>>73509387
You are a t*rk

>>73509371
extremely good post

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Remember.

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>>73509430
I am a Greek

>>73509400
is shit

>>73509387
Did you come to Germany in order to pay debts ?

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>>73509522
i dont have debts
france is a shitskin country

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>>73509280

I REALLY REALLY like France

>>73509569
two pathetic shitholes

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>>73509569
I really REALLY love the UNITED KINGDOM

>>73509351
>Théo

Triggering.

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>>73509561

*hands a $374 billion bill*

>>73509617
>>73509569
NOW LET'S KISS AND HAVE GAY SEX IN A TOTALLY STRAIGHT WAY

Lol that german póster is assblasted that no one is ever going to say Germany

>>73509630
the mayor of your capital is a paki

>>73509684
NEED a british gf

Anyway Germany is the cancer of Europe since a while. We must delete them from earth ASAP.

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>>73509280
USA and Canada are the only countries that matter 2bh

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>>73509713
h-hi :3

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>>73509713
Are you a good dancer?

>>73509757
Get back in your chamber.

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>>73509757
OOOOOO CAAAANAAADDAAA

How smelly are french grills?

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>>73509703
I am a Greek

>>73509713
brits are the ugliest europeans

>>73509750
france is literal cancer

>>73509765
PAKI

>>73509840
>brits are the ugliest europeans
Germans are even worse, your women have manly jaws.

>>73509766
kek

>>73509280
Do you think any two nations draw so many parallels and so much shared history as ours?

>>73509280
Roman Empire

>>73509835
Very <3

>>73509900
There's Germany
Lol jk ;))

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>>73509933
nice :DDD

lol stop LARPing moron
France isn't relevant anymore
While Britain, particularly London, is still

Get over it

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>>73509934

A nation of many germs?

>>73509766
Right in the cunt!

>>73510003
we still think about france x

>>73510103
i don't care what you think about I'm just reminding french posters that France isn't as relevant as it was long ago.

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>>73509280
USU
Rome
Persia
The mandate of heaven
Ægypt
The diodatchi
Habsburgs
Mongolians
Rus

Jesus are you even trying?

>>73510232

Your right but its really strange. Your government just seems to have stopped trying to influence things on a global level, which doesnt make sense because you still have both the economical and military might needed to pull your weight on the world stage.

>>73510734
Because we became a bunch of pussies

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>>73510433
#StrongerTogether

>>73511057
>polack Admiral
this could have been perfect but fuck it

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>>73510632
Nazis came back after the huge middleast oil wars (which ended with the middleeast being glassed)
They did a better job with more nuclear weapons and less italians

Also videogame world map, the world of fallout the night before everyone nuked everyone

>>73509860
no really
anglos are uglier
they just look shit

...

>>73514049
nonce

>>73514049

What?

How do I become as great as britain and france?

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>>73517539
You know what you must do Hans

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>>73518319

You must allow us to save the anglo and the saxons

No more IMMIGRATION

>>73518319
I really don't know what

>>73509280
France was briefly relevant in the Napoleonic era but thats about it, of the west euro countries I would say its the least important
UK - Victorian era to present
USA - WWI to present
Germany - Frankish empire, Holy Roman empire, Prussia, present
Italy - Roman empire
Spain/portugal - Colonial era

>>73514049
How do you do, colony?

>>73518569
France was relevant BEFORE the Napoleonic era.

The Kingdom of France was almost a superpower

>>73509280
If by throughout history you mean the last 300 years or so

>>73518801
France, Italy and England have always been relevant
>>73518569
>>73519105
>Plebs
Go away.

>>73518801
>The Kingdom of France was almost a superpower
France could barely defeat England which was a povvo kingdom at the time, holy roman empire, roman empire, italian cities, all vastly more powerful
France has gotten by in history on the back of German success pretending the Frankish Empire was French, in reality its been a disorganised mess which is only notable for being close to England where most of the world gets their culture and having one insane warlord who managed to conquer Europe which every European nation has done at one point in history, not special

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>>73519287
>The Kingdom of Mercia was poor

>>73519287
>France could barely defeat England which was a povvo kingdom at the time

France always defeated England. We couldn't defeat the United Kingdom because it was constantly allied with other European powers.

>France has gotten by in history on the back of German success pretending the Frankish Empire was French

If you unironically think the Franks were germans, then I want you know that I won't read the rest of your post.

You mean both nations cucked by the vikings who then came to conquer both in what's essentially an extended holiday in Normandy?

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>>73519433
>vikings adopted the french culture very quickly
>now they will adopt the Islamic culture just as quickly

>>73518801
>>73519416
>being this fucking deluded

>>73519652
Hello, my british friend

>>73519683
I'm french. You're just deluded, stop being a fucking kid. No, France has never been as relevant and as powerful as UK. It was at best a middle power throughout history.

>>73519416
>The Franks (Latin: Franci or gens Francorum) are historically first known as a group of Germanic tribes that inhabited the land between the Lower and Middle Rhine in the 3rd century AD

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>>73519416
This honestly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-French_War
>>73519433
>VIKANGZ
>Anything other than barbaric coastal raiders preying on poor fishing villages.
There's a reason Sweden has contributed almost nothing to science or the arts

PRO-TIP: it's because you're inferior

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>>73519652
>>73519683
>>73519720


FROG FIGHTTT!!!!111!!!

>>73518569
>Italy - Roman empire

What is the Renaissance era.

>>73519720
>No, France has never been as relevant and as powerful as UK

Yes it was, you self-hating fucktard. Britain only became more powerful than France after the fucking Napoleonic Wars.

>>73509280

Uhh I think you are forgetting a country there sweetie

>>73519742
>Germanic

Not Germans, then. Just some dutchies/belgians.

>>73519756
Not today (I mean tonight)

>>73519762
Britain was more powerful than France in the 18th Century.

>>73519762
>Britain only became more powerful than France after the fucking Napoleonic Wars.
fucking lol

If it was not as powerful then we would've won the Hundred Years War, or just annihilate in the north american wars. But it wasn't the case.

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>>73509280
More or less, yes.

>>73519859
...are you fucking serious

We won the Hundred Years' War.

>>73519857
After the 7YW, it became really powerful, but "more powerful than France"...

>>73519416

More like you lost your ally Scotland which would make England fight on 2 fronts and divide their attention

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>>73519924
Scots are amateurs

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>>73519761
Speaking of which here's a lovely English statue made in 1350.

>>73519968
breddy ugly desu :DDD:D:D:D

>>73519922
Yes we wuz

>>73519963

They always bailed you guys out

>>73519991
It's very beautiful.

>>73520001
AYE M8 but they always got fucked up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Flodden

>>73520088

Not always

>>73519968
the folds of cloth are pretty good, but those faces and hands are horrible

>>73519922
>We won the Hundred Years' War.
but we really got BTFO like crazy, you can't deny that

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>>73520088
>5K-17K

fuken brutal m8

>>73520143
Yea, but our enemies fought in a very dishonorable way.

>>73520180
lol like what?

>>73520202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUp1ripJLE

>>73520129
It's in alabaster and is over 600 years old, who knows how often it has been handled during its time on continental Europe (it only recently returned back to England).

>>73520220
kek

>>73520147
>posting this meme battle

>>73520253
i-it's fucking terrifying

I don't know if that's because I'm french but...

>>73520267
t. Aragon

>>73520220
>t-they use better weapons and better tactics
>this is dishonorable!

>>73519917
Spain is the real underachiever here.

>>73520318
Yep, you're definitely English.

>>73520408
non je suis 100% français mon gars, crois-moi ou non.
J'en ai juste marre des gars comme toi qui s'imaginent que la France était un super pays magnifique qui a tout créé alors que ça n'a jamais été le cas et on a toujours été plus ou moins merdique et aujourd'hui c'est encore pire

>>73520453
>J'en ai juste marre des gars comme toi qui s'imaginent que la France était un super pays magnifique qui a tout créé

Tu pourrais au moins faire semblant d'y croire, jaques ..

>>73520220
kek

>>73520469
Ben non je ne me berce pas d'illusion moi

>>73520453
>plus ou moins merdique

S'il te plaît.

>>73520484
AH YEZ YEZ, ZE FAMOUS FRENCH LACK OF HUMOR

>>73520493
Tu pourrais, Adrien ..

>>73520453
>>73520469
>>73520493
>>73520494
gay language

>>73520554

I like it, it's very sexy

>>73520554
gay language

>>73520770
Truly a great French king

>>73520494
Well come on, tell me about the french golden age... Oh, there's not.

>inb4 empire
Oh yes that time that lasted 10 years, when we were ruled by a stranger and when the only factor that made us win were this dude and zerg rush.

>>73520930
?

>>73520919
...basically the whole 17th century, perhaps?

>>73521070

You sure about that

>>73521602
Yes.

France under Louis XIV was fucking invincible. Not even exagerating. Stop underestimating us.

>>73511057
US and France relations have taken a hit, but we're still going steady with GB

>>73521661

*underestimates you*

Gonna need proofs my friend

As of 2017:

>UBERRELEVANT
America

>RELEVANT
Russia
China

>SEMIRELEVANT
In not any order:
Japan
India
Pakistan
Saudi Arabia
Israel
UK
France
Germany
Mexico
Brazil
Canada
Korea

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>>73520554
Your dumb anglo memes can't reach me, sissy English boi

>>73511057
What the fuck is that baguette's signature?

>>73521789
>not having autistic sognatures

pleb

>>73521789
>he doesn't know

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>>73521845
explain?

>>73521851
Explain what? Weird signatures?

>>73521863
I thought it meant something and was intentional, nevermined

>>73509280
Its sad how many European countries think they were globally relevant throughout history even though their contact with the rest of the world was so limited prior to the age of exploration. Its almost as if you believe that before the mid 1400s the entire world composed of just Europe and it was later on when you discovered the rest of it that even Africa and Asia became relevant.

Im not saying India has been relevant forever, quite the opposite, its just good land to own for an empire, but saying GB and France were historically relevant is a huge mistake.

IMO there are only two countries that can claim that title. Italy and China. China does not need any explanation, they were a global superpower right from their conception to the modern day with the exception of a few decades and Italy in all of its manifestations has always been important- as Rome, as the seat of Catholicism, as the birthplace of the renaissance and to a very small extent it even retains its global cultural relevance ib the modern day. People in some parts of the third world may not have heard of French or British cuisine, but the certainly know their Pizza and Pasta

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>>73523214

I'll never understand how a region with such a massive population, with such an unfair head-start at the dawn of time in being one of the first major river civilizations after the neolith rev, has throughout history been so astoundingly irrelevant that the most you hear of them is from their conquest at foreign hands (Alexander, Babur, East India Co.)