>perfect allies don't exi-

>>73505919
Mexico is alright, I suppose. I'd probably visit if it weren't for the likelihood of being murdered.

>>73505919
t. Patrick Rodriguez

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>>73505919

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Yeahh!!

>>73506481
Foreigners don't die in Mexico as long as they aren't american (read as complete morons).

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>>73506693
>not t. Canelo Alvarez

>>73509169
But the bandidos will think I'm American because I'm white and I speak English.

>>73509413

Unironically he could pass in Finland

>>73509169
Places like Yucatan are safe aren't they?

>>73505919
It does exist, and it's actually the anglo-portugese alliance

>>73509442
Yeah, I see ten people who could be his brother every time I leave the house.

If I didn't know who he was and heard him speaking, I'd think it was a practical joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVwAF2OgogE

>>73509463
Yeah, no but seriously, you're in no risk of death if you're not a complete moron who goes for drugs.

Also don't get drunk outside tourists areas/hotels.