/ISR/ /ישר/

Death to the great cancerous Zionist State

>>73504858
Oi lad thanks for this clay btw

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Since you guys now control us through Kushner and Ivanka what are your plans for the US?

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>>73504822
Are you guys gonna take all of Syria or will you leave some clay for the Kurds? Asking for a friend btw

>>73504822
Israel?
More liek IsraLEL xD

>>73504822
fuck israel
yahudi parasite

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>mfw Israeli civil courts refuse to order paternity tests in cases of adultery

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>>73504984
The Kurds are our lowkey allies so we'd let them have their own country there.

>>73504907
Israel literally wants to Make America Great Again
Donald and his Zionist son-in-law were both Phase 1.

>>73505016
you sound mad

>>73505059
cannot make this up

>>73504822
h-hi
can we make the peace

How long is your nose guys?

Does liking Trump in Israel mean social crucifixion?

In the US, you're very likely to suffer goy karet if you even say anything about Trump.

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>>73504987
isREAL

>>73505120
Lebannon's national terrorist orgaziantion Hezbollah forbids making peace with Israel.

>>73505156
My nose is perfect tbqh.

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>>73505161
The vast majority of Israelis are right-wing, hence why we have a right-wing capitalistic goverment for the past 20 years.

Right wing in Israel == Pro-U.S. Republican

>>73505120
It's a shame you guys can't have peace. If Levant countries decided to seriously start decent trade relations with Israel and ignore the public backlash, I'm sure the area could be bustling with new economic fortune.

Israel gets Christmas trees for its Russians and Lebanon gets Iron Dome technology. Let's see ISIS lob hand-me-down mortar at an automated anti-air defense system. If the explosive doesn't prematurely blow up in the terrorist's face, it'll blow up in stratosphere.

>>73505345
You are seriously making me re-think my support of Donald Trump and Republicans

The syrian attack and his orthodox son in law kicking out Bannon makes me think he is a Israeli puppet

Guess I was wrong

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>>73505235
i know our government is too cucked by iran
i wish we could be friends habibi

>>73505466
stop huffing /pol/ memes, son

>>73505410
It's our mudshits, they have this constant pathological aversion towards jews.
i would much rather have jewish neighbours than muslim ones

>>73505345
Yeah but being right wing here doesn't even mean liking Trump. All the neocon shills hate him because he just does whatever the fuck he wants.

>>73504822
Fellow jew here. What are your long-term plans for Turkey? I know you're on friendly terms trade-wise but what's in store for the future?

>>73504822
Fuck off Jew.

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>>73505534
Its not a meme

Ivanka controls trump and she is married to an orthodox jew who made her convert

Who also threw out the only nationalist ally of the right

>>73504822
Can you prove a single murder of Jews during 1933-1945 ?

>>73504822
Fuck off shlomo. I hope we gas you again

>>73505235
Hezbollah is a democratic self-defense organization.

Israel is a terrorist state.

hello Israelite and Israeli friends

>>73505695
Romaniote?

>>73505640
I wouldn't go that far, you should just live with Arab questions. Trust me, Jewish neighbors are terrible. At least the Ashkenazim, they always throw noise complaints.

But it'd be nice if Lebanese professors and businessmen could come to Israel and at least trade knowledge and skills.

what do you think of beta Israelis ?

btw if i happen to be a.4 percent ashkenazi jew, can i get into the holy land ?

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>>73505695
We had a clash that lasted over half a decade between Israel and Turkey.
They are way too Islamic now so we prefer to travel to Greek islands than Istanbul for quick summer getaways.

>>73505780
Add your name to these mostly Arab ones:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_denial#Notable_Holocaust_deniers

>>73505852
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hezbollah
" The Arab League,[47] United States,[48] France,[49] the Gulf Cooperation Council,[50][51] Australia,[52] Canada,[53] the Netherlands,[54] and Israel[55] have classified Hezbollah as a terrorist organization. "

>>73506014
You have not answered the question.

>>73506014
I can not define myself by something that is inexistent.

>>73506014
that's because these countries have a zionist controlled goverment

Stop posting these Jewish girls pls.

My heart can't handle it and I dislike Jews :(

Allahu Akbar

>>73506014
You are a holocaust believer, so I ask proof for a single murder case.

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>>73505877
Them Israelite are long gone but you're welcomed by us Israelis.

>>73505800
In the meantime tell your parents we said thanks for their taxes. :^)

>>73505953
Well, most Greek Jews are actually Sephardic Jews.

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>>73505955
I'm sorry but 4 percent Jewish DNA doesn't cut it to qualify for Israeli citizenship.

>>73506116
Did you notice the first one listed is actually a group of Anti-Zionist countries?

>>73506142
Why is that?

>>73506256
Well now they are. I think the Romaniote Jewish community got kind of owned during the holocaust.

give a cute jewish girl plox

>>73506347
Evidence for a single murder?

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>>73504822
>>73505083
>>73505235
>>73506014
>>73506256
>>73506325
Beware of the cyber Jew

>>73506403
came here to write this
yahudi parasite

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>>73506325
HGGGGGGGGGN. Stop it.

>Why is that?
>Jews


From wanting the Muslim to live with us in Iberia from running from Iberia to go the Netherlands to sponsor pirates to fuck up us. And the list can go on and on.
I seriously hate seeing something very shitty happening to my country or my people and there is also a jew behind it.


Can't you guys redirect your hate on Arabs or something.

>>73506347
no, they were ever since the Ottomans invited them over. they demographically ended up swamping the older element which slowly assimilated to them

>>73506403
Clearly, the operation was a stunning success. The only people left who are unironically anti-semitic are all raging faggots.

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>>73506347
Sounds plausible.

>>73506373
If you insist.

>>73506201
>>73506441
why so mad? :^)

>>73506461
You might be right. I had someone remark that to me but maybe he was talking about Sephardi Greek Jews.

>>73506516
since we're on the subject, I'd recommend Greece - a Jewish History by K. E. Fleming for further interest

>>73506462
Anti-Semitic is not an identity, opposing Jews is simply circumstance when following not anti semitism but following pro good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo0ian7M8Rs

God damn it feels good to be a Jew in 2017

To think the Goys will never know this feel.

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>>73506462
Excuse me, but as a raging faggot I'd like to point out my support & appreciation for Israel

Do you guys like twinks? :3

How is life in Israel anyway? I realised I don't know shit about you guys. You got the mediterranean coast, so that can't be bad.

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>>73506462
Thanks. I'm currently the active officer of that operation.

>>73506449
Less than 1% of the population in either Portugal or Spain are Jews.

>>73506590
Did you vote for Trump? Are you aware that his key person in The White House is his Jewish son-in-law?

>>73506622
Yes, it's very good being a white now days, Jewish political power will dwindle to a sand area as all power is reconquered in our states.

>>73506712
Yes he is a Jewish puppet, there is no solution to this problem with the political industry.

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>>73506705
Life is pretty good and chill in Israel for 95% of the time.
Anything you want to know in particular?

>>73506622
ikr

>>73506627
good goy

if I convert to Judaism can I move to your country, Ephraim?

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so is this thread about yhem jews of faggot-lizard-ghachuten?

>>73506811
how are the girls there

fuck jews, get outmof palesrine you murderes

>>73506325
have you met any Ethiopian jews ?

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btw teh dopest jew i knwo

My great grandfather was a jew.
Rate

Treblinka

>>73506720

Sorry lad I don't understand post at all.

>>73506705

It's pretty good really. There is the degree of corruption that is to be expected in a med country but the economy is legitimately strong and life is good to those who work hard, even though it is sometimes better for those who contribute next to nothing.

Security problems have got way better since early 2000s too, which is coincidentally around the time most of the country lost any faith in coexisting with the P*lis.

I'm proud of my grandfather who holocausted kikes.

dont fall for yahudi propaganda

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>>73506831
You actually may.

>>73506840
Israeli girls are quite hard to get. Mainly because most of them have both military background and an academic degree, making them think highly of themselves.

>>73506871
I've met an Ethiopia-born Jew who lives in Israel and serves a high-rank officer in the Israeli military. He's very nice.

>>73506891

I rate this highly

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Fuck jews and fuck israel desu

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>>73506891
You're 25% golden.

>>73506887
That silly fellow also lived in Israel for a few years.

>>73506839
It's about Israeli Jews.

Happy holiday, achem sheli.

I'm not feeling to great.
>tfw no anime loving israeli qt that's not a קוקסינלית

>>73507049

חג שמח בחור

>>73506943

>Polish ''people''

literally howling with laughter

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>>73507049
Why anime though?
Israeli girls are way too normie for that shit,
Especially the pretty ones.


Same girl: >>73504822

>>73507037

Who calls their daughter Nir ffs. The other day I met a guy called Maayan. Has Israel gone too far?

I wish we were as prosperous as Israel desu. You guys have both the economy and the coast/weather. Can't get any better than this.

>>73507290

We are prosperous but preposterous :^)

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>>73507290
pissrael is full of arabs and much hotter desert shithole
ugly sneaky subhuman yahudis and arabs everywhere

get out of my country you analbanian

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>>73507248
Maayan is a male noun though.
Nir? At least they haven't named her a goyish name.
>Pic related.

>>73507290
You'll get there too, mate.


>>73507339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umE-U0uFxsE

How does a goy get a qt Jew girl to love him

>>73507407

http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/73405706/

is this you? my fucking sides. how haven't you killed yourself yet you sad fuck?

>>73507483
see this:
>http://www.eonline.com/news/505657/natalie-portman-s-husband-benjamin-millepied-reveals-he-s-converting-to-judaism/

>>73507502
/this

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>>73507407
what have you done Miley?

>>73507192
Why anime? So we would have something in common.
I like anime and video games. I also read books. I enjoy drawing in MS Paint. I guess i'm pretty boring, just another dork.
I have a lot of trouble finding subjects to talk about with people.

>>73507407
I'm Greek.

>>73507192
there was an israeli girl on /pol/ who posted pics of her room once, it was covered in weeb stuff

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>>73507588
>I have a lot of trouble finding subjects to talk about with people.
Why don't you go out to parties, pubs, etc?

>>73507588
>I'm of Greek-Jewish descent
FTFY

>>73507673
I do go with my friends, you don't really meet people at bars and especially not at clubs. It's a meme, not real. There all just people that also came and don't interest you or are interested in you.

>>73507661
Where?!! Who?!

>>73507407
wie kann man denn so mett sein?

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>>73507661
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>73507766
What about them pool parties with Israeli university/college girls?

i love Israel

>>73507766
>Where?!! Who?!
>>73507940
>Pics or it didn't happen.
here, was hard to find

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/78160852/#78162419

>>73507909
he's iki

>>73508079
what's iki?

>>73507940
lmao I was at 972 this sukot. The pool parties were the same like clubs. You will never meet a gf there. Maybe get a smoochie if you're lucky and sex if you're the luckiest.

>>73508010
Wow. I must find her. If you're reading this, please love me.
Thanks for the effort, mate.

>>73508133
ikibey

>>73507940
are these boobs real?

>tfw never taught yiddish words by family, having to learn them on my own
:((((

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>>73508289
>Thanks for the effort, mate.
no problem

>>73508503
is it hard?

i think yiddish would fare better if it didn't rely on such an odd script

>>73507001
>>73507037
So honorary jew then :DDDD
Blue and white are a nice colour

>>73508296
what the fuck is ikibey

>>73508607
I've only really have learned words that bleed into English because they're the ones my grandparents and extended family use.

>>73508844
Veyzmir

>>73508831
how fucking new are you lol

Legendary shitposter. He's a turk that wasn't accepted by /tr/ (turkish general) and pretends to be a Greek everywhere by saying "I am a Greek" when people call him out. This phrase has become a meme, you can recognise it when posters that are not greek flags say "I am a Greek". Generally spends his time invading EVERY thread on /int/, praising Greece and Greek culture, hating on all Europeans and sometimes Turks.

Whenever you see a German flag on an /int/ thread that isn't /deutsche/, there's a >50% chance it's ikibey calling others subhumans.

>>73504822
US Jew from Connecticut. How's Israel doing atm?

>>73509147
kek i only post in /deutsch/ desu
i recognize the "i'm greek" meme but i didn't know the name of the original poster

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Tel Aviv is based city tbqh
Jerusalem is shit
THIS IS A FACT

>>73509267
ikibey is just the nickname greeks gave him when he posted on /balk/ and /hell/ iirc, it was then adopted by /int/ because he spams everywhere. There are also a few copypastas related to him, you're likely to see them posted on some random non-general /int/ thread.

>>73509147
How the hell can you identify a specific poster on 4chan?

>>73508844
like "chutzpah" and "mensch"?

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>>73509267
>MFW when your stupid Jewish relatives won't buy German cars because they say it promotes Nazis

hello greatest ally how was your day today, we shall rid this world from ar*bs inshtengri

>>73509419
If you lurk a bit in random threads on this board you will be able to identify him very easily. He's just THAT obsessive.

Let me give you an example: I open the catalogue and see random thread like this on the top:

>>73506685

Open the thread, second post is a german flag shitting on Norwegians. A norway flag responds to him, and he responds with "I am Greek".

Good enough for you?

>>73509277

Tel Aviv is an embarrassment. A wannabe metropolis full of assholes trying to 'live large' but induce cringe in all observers.

At least Jerusalem has actual character.

>>73509419
he
talks
like
this

and is incredibly dumb, usually shits on other ethnicities and cultures

>>73509481
Pretty much. My parents rarely use any yiddish despite my family using it often.

>>73509732
Why do the Turks on /int/ always go on about the Ottomans forever?
>WE WUZ SULTANZ AN SHIET

>>73509870

turks are some of the coolest guys on here, dunno where your perception of them is coming from

>>73509870
I think they are roleplaying, sorta like how /pol/acks go all Deus Vult even though they're a bunch of Americans who can't name the events of a single Crusade.

I think the Turks on here are the best you're gonna see, real life Erdogan Turks are the worst. People here are secular and you can have a good discussion with them.

>>73505640
a leb christian. Hows your own genocide going,

>>73509870
do we?
Its mostly just banter, most turks here are republicans.
Except for the underage /tr/ shitposter every now and again dont mind them they are autistic.
Which should REALLY tell you something about ikibey, he was turned back by a general made up from autists.

I must say i do enjoy bantering about the funocide and cyprus

>>73509957
>>73509986
>all of this love and support
guys i am not used to this plz stop
>runs under the fridge

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>>73510111
I guess I got it from the "Mehmed my son" thing and the people out of /int/ who insist Turks are both descendants of the Byzantines and Genghis Khan. They're common on JewTube.
Would like to visit Turkey someday, anything interesting in Asian part?

>>73510268
Cappadocia

>>73509699
t. provencial nigger

>>73510357

actually suburbian ashkenazi

>twfw i will always be comfy middle-class ^^

>>73510268
good food from both levant and balkanlar, old byzantine buildings, tons of mosques if you are into that, very nice and cheap beaches.God tier scenery.
Extremely easy to acquire woman just mention you are a westerner.Also we love tourists here, so dont be shy when talking to locals.
>>73510352 also this


>jewtube
those are çomars, we dont acknowledge them in these parts

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>/isr/ thread
>it's made by yachtsan

Why did you kill Jesus?

>>73510268
also suprising amount of archelogical museums filled with stuff from ancient times (hittites and whatnot)
İstanbul also has alot of contemporary art museums and music festivals every now and then (i heard our jazz festival is exceptional all throughout yurop by some tourists)

>>73510440
>implying israel has real suburbs

I also live in the Tel-Aviv satellite towns but it's not comfy suburbia like in the USA

What does /isr/ think of South América?

>>73510557
He was a commie

>>73510587
Not /isr/ but Jew.
Because South America provided a home for Jews kicked out by Spain, they kind of like SA.

LEAVE PALESTINE ALONE YOU SCUM

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>>73510587
*burns a forest*
oops :^)

>>73510587

The place where our disgusting normies go after the army to smear our national reputation by being disgusting niggers - littering, stealing and offending throughout your realm. (Also burning down national parks)

Other than that I dunno, it always felt the furthest place on earth from here..

>>73510563
>Am also Jewish, but not publicly
If I tell average Turk I'm Jewish, will there be problems? I know Turkey is pretty secular compared to neighbors but want to be safe.

>>73510619
He played 9000 dimension god's game. He knew he was getting crucified
I'm not even religious but jews treated him like shit

>>73504822
I like Israeli Jews, but hate diaspora Jews

>>73510746

Grüß Gott, Patrician taste my friend.

>>73509699
>>73510357
Tel Aviv sounds exactly like London and Londoners judging by this convo

>>73510680
Fuck chile
Also ever heard of the andinia plan?

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>>73510830

A comparable amount of spooky brown refugees too

>>73510889
are they jews?

>>73510889
Spoopy Ethiopians

>>73510691
lol nope.
Maybe if you told that to some backwards looking people, than there might be a problem.Even then telling them that you are american would probably offset that.
People are still butthurt towards israel over mavi marmara.

There isnt almost any jews in turkey though, even less so in anatolia at that. Im sure no one will even notice

>>73510889
If you are counting south Tel Aviv as Tel Aviv, I might as well count east Jerusalem as Jerusalem

Do Israelis speak English well or would I have to be able to read guilt runes and speak Hebrew to get around if I traveled there?

>>73510918

no they are godless africans who infiltrated our state through sinai, looking to make shekels for nothing

dont fall for yahudi parasite propaganda

Why does Israel produce so much psytrance?

>>73510992
Mossad Psyops

>>73510934

They aren't Ethiopians. Ethiopians are based. These specimen are Sudanese or Eritrean

>>73510974
i thought you didn't have any nigger problems. even helsinki you can't see that kind of horde

>>73510964
If you have a tour guide, you can get along. Major Israeli road signs are in English, Hebrew, and Arabic. Best stick to learning basic Hebrew, bc Israelis often learn English.

>>73510964
In theory we have pretty good English, so people will understand you, but you might have trouble understanding them because most have a hard time differentiating between long and short vowels in English, and can't pronounce dental fricatives (both /th/ sounds)

>>73511027

It is a well kept secret. Mainly because we round them up and put them in a detainment camp :))

We've built a wall so they don't come in anymore, but there are already hundreds of thousands here.

Hello, the enemy of God.

>>73504822
We will build this world with love Chaim.
Your time is over - you can post all the man-faced, reptilian looking jewesses you want to manipulate the goyim.

But the diaspora is waking up. The occupation will end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHgIXGaFaLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTBnQWWUofE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tba3CsIxCeQ

>>73511010
Care to explain?

>>73511124
kurwa jest

>>73511161
Until Palestine can prove itself to not be terrorist shithole, continue occupying

>>73511096
>but you might have trouble understanding them because most have a hard time differentiating between long and short vowels in English, and can't pronounce dental fricatives (both /th/ sounds)
It's the same as in Finnish. Are we the lost tribe?
Genghis?

>>73511025
Like the police can even differentiate us

requesting the pic of the idf grills w civillian jewesses, there are of the 3 types (asquenazi ect) in the pic

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>>73511211
>TFW glorious Suomi masterrace is related to smelly Marxist Jews

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>tfw you will never be Jewish and get a Jewish gf

>>73511096
Also, to be clear, when I mean long-short vowels, I mean that most Israelis will pronounced these pairs the same:

hat-hut
beach-bitch (common joke here)
book-boot (other than the last consonant obviously)

etc etc

>>73511340
There's long and short vowels in Finnish and no one can pronounce th-sounde correctly, like THE
Impossible

>>73511438
I meant the opposite, that Hebrew ~doesn't~ have long and short vowels, so Israelis can't distinct them in English

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Good thread.

>>73511507
How the hell do you go from Hebrew with vowels to Hebrew without?

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>>73511375
>tfw have a foreskin
>tfw jewish women will think it's weird

>>73511557
Hebrew never had vowel length distinction

>>73511567
heh nothing personnel

Do qt Israeli girls care about my country's stance on the Palestine issue and will it affect my chances of finding a jewish gf?

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>>73511567
>tfw don't have foreskin
>tfw no woman will ever see it so looks don't matter

>>73511603
Yes

Honestly, for most western leftist countries girls won't care because they want that big juicy foreign passport, but Sweden specifically is so demonized here that it might be a problem.

Just say you are Dutch or something

>>73511580
Not vowel length. Writing it with and without vowels

>>73511704
What are you talking about? Nikkud?

>>73511697
You're memeing or is this actually true? I was mostly shitposting, I didn't know anyone cared about what our foreign minister said.

>>73511697
>Sweden specifically is so demonized here

why ?

>>73511507
Oh it's even nicer then. The opposite really :DDD
t. 25% jew

>>73511603

Israeli girls in general want a man who they think will stick up for their family and do anything to keep their children safe, and to do it capably.

Swedish have a very strong stigma here of not having those virtues at all so you'd need to work hard to prove yourself I think.

>>73511741
yes

>>73511750

lol lad sweden is openly ridiculed here. nobody here respects them, it's not an internet meme. sorry, nothing personal it's just the truth

>>73511808
They don't even have a conscription in Sweden ebin :DD
Well just have for 6months-1year
Still a conscription

>>73511750
Well, the average slutty roastie would probably fuck any good looking foreigner, like in any country, but you won't be BF material

>>73511757
They are seen as the symbol of leftist and anti-zionism. Being the first and so far only western country to recognize Palestine doesn't help. It works both ways though. If you manage to find a leftist girl, then being Swedish would be a bonus.

>>73511916
How are Greece, Italy and Turkey seen by the average Israeli?

fuck israel
dont write with a yahudi

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>>73511808
>>73511916
>>73511965
Really fucking why I didn't know normies cared about stuff like this anywhere.

>>73511916
>>73512007
and cyprus

>>73511835
Well, in reality there aren't a lot of words that are only different in nikkud, so generally the consonants are enough to know the word.

I am honestly not sure I even know how to write with Nikkud, last time I did was in 3rd grade, and even then I was lazy as fuck and skimmed on it.

>>73511916
What about Finland :DDDDD

>>73512007
>Turkey
Formerly cheap destination for vacation and acceptable Muslims
Since 2010, literally Hitler

>Greece
New cheap vacationstan

>Italy
Nothing specific to Israel, same memes you hear from Americans about Pizza and Pasta

I've just seen the last periscope of Ulcan, he was pretty harsh on arabs.

>>73512122
what about espang :DDDD

>>73512033
Where gays and secular edgelords go to marry

>>73512053
Average person only knows you are super white (probably assumes you are germanics), super rich, and never have any problems.

>>73512035
In USA they teach Nikkud in Hebrew school, but most Hebrew is written normally. Isn't it hard to go from Nikkud to normal script?

>>73512167
Again, nothing special other than your football league being very popular here

>>73512122
Greece is not cheap
go to spain you subhuman parasites
stay out of Greece you filth

>>73512007

I don't know if there is a real consensus on any of these nations, but Italy is probably viewed favorably in general, Greece are well liked, probably the closest neighbour we can have normal, mutually benificial, friendly relations with.

Turks are not liked anymore, they used to be but things went south.

>>73512033

I'm sure there is no public consensus about this country, I don't think people really think about them much.

>>73512053

The lost tribe. We pray every Jewish new year for the eventual return of our lost brothers to the homeland.

>>73512122
hahahahaha
>tfw israil-senpai hates us now
kill me :)

What do you think of Ulcan /ISR/ ?

>>73512179
Well, the thing is, I knew to speak Hebrew before I knew how to read and write Hebrew.

In speech I don't need Nikkud, the vowels are just there.

In languages that aren't Chinese or Japanese, writing is just a way of speaking through paper. If I see a sentence written without nikkud, I will just instinctively know the correct vowels, because usually there is only one option that is correct.

As a second language, it must be hell to read without Nikkud.

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>>73511628

>>73510587
I love musica andina since that one Scarface scene in Bolivia with the panflute, got me hooked instantly.

>>73512122
>>73512238
What happened in 2010 and things went south? European nations dont give a shit about Turkey and balkan nations perpetually hate it so I'm not sure about turkish events relative to the middle east.

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>>73512177
>(probably assumes you are germanics)
Haven't got the mongol pill yet it seems
>>73512238
God gave us the memes

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>>73512244
>tfw i am a slight türkaboo but I can't publicly admit it because people will think I support Hamas

>>73512372
I think there was an earthquake in Turkey, and Israel tried sending help, but the Turks refused.
Also, Turks sent shipments to Hamas

>>73512372
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_flotilla_raid

Open diplomatic hostility only ended last year between our governments, and even now, relations will probably never return to the alliance we used to have

>>73512330
>>73512367
>>73512387
Answers, jews
>>73512324

>>73512225
t. I am a Greek

>>73512372
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Mavi_Marmara

atleast they have apologised

>>73512387
we were supposed to remove the arabs together, instead my cunt became one ;_;
i am sorry greatest ally

>>73512442
>Ulcan
What the fuck is an ulcan?

>>73512493
Are you even serious ? He was elected zionist of the year in 2012.

>>73512440
>>73512490
interesting, didn't know about that, thaks

>>73512556
By who?
What is a Zionist of the year?

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turkish nation has no pride
yahudi dogs

>>73512387
Jews are Turks though of you're ashk you are an evil Turk twin.

>>73512440
>>73512490

I the army I knew some lads who did the cleaning out of the Marmara after it was brought to port

They stole thousands worth of equipment from journalists who had to leave their stuff on the boat when they were arrested. Some even took wads of money that were left in bags. Top banter.

One of them even took down the Palestinian flag and put a Chabad one up instead. Terrific banter.

>>73512639
pretty sure some guy was posting recent research that shows jews are greek and iranian converts or something

>>73512578
I don't know, he said he has been nominated zionist of the year and a lot of arabs in France hate him.

>>73512490
I can forgive you for killing your relations with Israel
I cannot forgive you for turning into an Erdoganist-Islamist state

t. anon of Jewish-Turkish descent

>>73512690
I rather be Turk than Gr**k

>>73512690

so you're saying... i am greek?

>>73512690
They are Anatolian converts semites are retards.

>>73504822
Okay /pol/
How do we remove the zionist threat?
Redpill me on removing the juden

>>73512700
>arabs hate some jew

WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK?!

>>73512324
He's not well known here in Israel.
He seems pretty insane but to be honest, I appreciate some of the less extreme stuff he's done.

>>73512705

t. Shimon Abuhatzera

>>73512760
t. Balkanigger who thinks he is Ashkenazi

>>73512799

i am greek

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>>73512725
Removal to Australia is fine by me

JIDF works hard on this board. Probably it's only fault

>>73512690
they were mostly from selanik, which was pretty multikulti.

>>73512703
populism did this to us.
Every politician before erdoshit knew listening to the majority was a bad idea for the repulic.We even had banned the burkas in schools and working grounds.
>turkish-jewish decent
are you koç?

>>73512705
What the hell did we do to you? Your state thanked us for protecting your asses in WW2.

>>73512866
You invented the alphabet we are writing on.

>>73512757
>He's not well known here in Israel.
He said Israel made a film about his fight against antisemitism and he was elected zionist of the year, he's probably lying. Pretty sad, I always thought he was telling the truth.
>>73512742
Why do arabs hate jews ? I know that's older than Israel-Palestine conflicts.

>>73512705
>turk
>greek
same shit tbqh

>>73512913
arabs hate everything that borders them and everything that borders arabs hates them back

>>73512913
Oh wait, there was once a slightly long (~10 minute) article about him in the evening news about him that showed him in a very positive light, so maybe he is talking about that?

>>73512913
Maybe he did, I really don't know. After reading a little more about him, I love him. I'm sorry for judging him.

>>73504822
Why do hot people of any ethnicity always tend to show european features?

>>73512866

Ignore him he's a buttmad Sephardi who is still seething that he got put in the lowest quality group in the army because they thought he was Moroccan.

>>73512984
Yeah, maybe.
So he's kind of famous, no ? Btw I like him because he's a crazy asshole and he's got a lot of repartee.

>>73511545
wtf? you live in Cusco?

>>73512848
Well not Turkish by blood, Sephardic. My family comes from Istanbul and a small part of it from tekirdag. Lived there for about 500 years. They told me Istanbul used to be better place before the huge anatolian immigration ... and before the current government that fucked all of the country. I'm really sorry for you.

>>73513082
>they tought he was moroccan
ouch, gotta admit i did smirked a bit but that sounds sad

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hello

>>73504822
My two great-grandparents on my mother's father's side were Asquenazim who came to Portugal during the first world war, but they raised their son an atheist.

Can I claim something of interest in Israel?

>>73513269
Tell us about socialist Azerbaijan.

>>73513302
You can claim a rimjob.

>>73513302

Yes, you can claim any piece of land you want in the West Bank that doesn't belong to any other Jews.

>>73513152
>they told me istanbul was better
they are right, i dream about the days when istanbul will return back to my parents days.
Now its just arabs,kurds and anatolshits.
I dont feel any kinship with them.They look different, they talk different, almost as different as azeris in some dialects, they have different values. I,my friends and my family has as much in common with average anatolian as with an armenian (and i dont use that comparison lightly)We just talk turkish, thats it.

I really hope we will segragate from this shitty nation and make a home for ourselves

>>73513269
merhaba kardeşim

Why do some english surname sounds jewish and not anglo-saxon ? Like Goodman or Goldman.

>>73513332
i am a jew. socialism doesn't exist in azerbaijan. it is dicktatorship. soros plz help
>>73513376
shalom

>>73512177
what about Anglos?

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gas prices are dropping. good

>>73513344
>>73513355
Checked.

But seriously now, I want to leave Portugal anyway, and Israel doesn't look that bad apart from the scorching heat

>>73504822
>power rangers
came late to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G0UcxtvP2U

>>73513456
i never liked you estonian. when i move to lithuania i will bomb estonia

>>73513442
are you the azeri jew that used to post in /tr/?

>>73513082
Huh? I'm pure Lithuanean master race and not in a low quality group in the army

>implying Mizrahim don't all rook same, and that sephardim aren't just mizrahim in denial

>>73513545
yes. death to all goyim

>>73513482

A grandparent who is Jewish sounds like a pretty strong claim if you can back it up. If you're serious you should get in touch with the Jewish Agency.

>>73513482
>But seriously now, I want to leave Portugal anyway
Why ?

>>73513587
i will come for Aliyah this year

Redpill me on different kinds of jews /isr/

>>73513631

Be'ezrat Hashem my friend, I wish you the best of luck.

>>73513587
Except he is literally 0% jewish culturally, never learned a word. I have my both my great-grandparents' certificates which attest they are "German Jews"

>>73513616
More money and improved quality of living

>>73513668
thank you. i would love to live there. but i want Lithuania :)

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>>73513441
Goodman is mostly non-Jewish
but
Goldman is mostly Jewish

Ashkenazi surnames are often Anglo-sounding because of the suffix 'man' in both German and English.

>Pic related

>>73513728

Jewish mom = Jewish self

Certificates are strong evidence. I'm not an expert on the subject but considering some of the bullshit russian '''''''''''jews''''''''''' they've let in during the years I'd say you've got enough to get a citizenship here.

>>73513799
i have a parent with jewish surname. do i get citizenship too?

>>73513667
around Haredim, walking only in a team

>>73513922
literally the nicest dorkiest people irl

>>73513799
I'll look into it, by the time I finish my uni course I might have somewhere outside the EU to move to.

>>73514002
portugal is literally fine dude, you guys are actually improving

is this better than the original version?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ8vaN7DKT0

>>73513984
Unless you're in Mea Shearim.

>>73513131
Yeah

I like Israel. It has the same color flag
t. Finland

>>73514461
what is it like

>>73514632
actually israel's blue is lighter than yours Finland

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>>73514752
It depends on the light.
Well it's still blue-white. Even with a different shade
t. flag autists

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>>73514736
A fairly good place to live.

>>73515092
>train houses
>good

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>>73515269
Do you realize that I'm from a third world country?

>>73515292
for a minute there i thought you're an Austrian

>>73515353
Cute.

>>73507502
Just curious, why would she care if I convert if the kids would be Jewish anyway?

>>73517756
this was meant for this
>>73507528

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>>73504822
So when do we exterminate all der juden as the final solution?

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>>73505083
K*rds confirmed shabbos goyim

>>73515092
This looks nice at least from this perspective. Any fun things for gringos to do? I'd be with someone who speaks Spanish but is American also if that matters.