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Pintman edition

https://youtu.be/LkcXjholnGk
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>>73498160
Seanín
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>B
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>>73498160
is the pintman an actual thing or is this some sort of paddy maymay
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posted something devious in /cum/
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when will brits secede northern ireland for its rightful owner ireland?
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>>73498211
No its real
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fucking an ira nigger
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>>73498211
Nah it's a real thing

I could go to the local pub and witness some fat old bastard in a farmers cap sink 30 pints or more whilst munching on tayto crisps
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Some of /brit/'s great animemen have been known to put away thirty episodes or more in a day.
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*teehee*
You're cute!
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British man charged after US gamer is shot by Swat police following hoax terrorism call

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/robert-mcdaid-charged-tyran-dobbs-swatting-hoax-call-swat-terrorism-maryland-shot-gun-explosives-a7677071.html

Lmao, which one of you is this?
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>>73498215
Phenomenal post
>>73498230
Abysmal post
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>>73498246
>teehee
FOY
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business idea: move to the US and call the police on myself so they shoot me
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>Lmao, which one of you is this?
hate this phrase

I know it probably didn't come from Reddit, but it triggers my reddit sensors.
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>>73498258
All me
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written 500 words today (all on 4chan) lol
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Don't understand this aussies gimmick
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the bf
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hmmmmmm
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>>73498343
wish he'd skip to the part where everyone ignores them so he stops and no one even notices.
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>>73498371
looks like my left bollock after last nights affairs
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..Anonymous
04/12/17(Wed)15:10:12 No.73498370
>dad is building a FIVE bedroom house for himself despite the fact he lives alone ("I like having friends over")
>it's going to have a smoking room even though he doesn't smoke ("I'm not about to kick anyone outside for a smoke, we can sit down and have some Scotch")
>the smoking room is SEPARATE from the 'bar' in the basement which includes a snooker table

STOP BURNING THROUGH MY INHERITANCE YOU WASTREL REEEEEEEEEE
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>>73498228
>>73498233
not sure if trolling
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Me and my alt right crew
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>>73498370
your dad is fucking based
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>>73498433
We're not
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>>73498409
your dad is fucking based
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>>73498433
Why would I be trolling?

Old Irish men can drink like fuck
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>>73498382
havent watched citizen bane myself
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>>73498436
Lad on the right looks swole as fuck
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>>73498409
your dad is fucking based
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*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr DING!*
ahh, cuppa's ready
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>>73498409
property is a good investment and presumably you would inherit that too
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I'm really lonely
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>>73498447
>>73498469
why are they described like they have some sort of vocation
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>>73498553
It's a public service, saxon foe
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>>73498538
tbf you're not wrong, farah isn't british at all.
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FUCK YOUR QUEEN
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lads...
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In the shower
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@73498581
>taking off your trip to agree with yourself
doesn't work when you have reddit flags lad
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>>73498586
what the fuck
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anyone on /brit/ know music and is able to identify notes?
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>>73498437
>>73498451
>>73498489
Maybe he'd be based if he cared about me at all. I've literally talked to him for the first time in three months and he spent 90% of the conversation bragging about his new house.

Now he's spamming me with photos from the building site ffs.
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>>73498581
his brother got deported so says alot really

or they tried.

>>73498605
look closer retard
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>>73498637
yes but I really don't feel like doing whatever you're about to ask me to do
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>I left with the best man's number!
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just tried to show my son pictures of the new house I built, he didn't care, all he wanted to do was talk about his feelings

probably should have been aborted
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>>73498691
write him out of the will
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guess the player lads
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would you rather your daughter have a white chav boyfriend that did absolutely nothing and treated her horribly, or a well-to-do black bf that was nice and respectful?
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>>73498702
probably will
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DELET THIS
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Thought the fruit of my loins would be happy for me with my new home. Was going to invite him over so we could finally bond but the ungrateful cunt never replies to my texts
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>>73498452
people arent responding much to this gimmick son
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>>73498712
latter, obviously
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>>73498712
We could bond over treating my daughter horribly.
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>>73498720
But you posted it?
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>>73498712
neither.
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the so-called masterpiece
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4403982/Father-27-left-fighting-life-adder-bite.html

wew
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>>73498712
latter, we could bond over both being black and fucking my daughter
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>>73498712
ah yes would you rather your daughter did a bad realistic thing or did a good unrealistic thing take that racists
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>>73498772
Hello nigger
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anyone here browse reddit
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>>73498648
do you expect him to just leave all his money to sit in a bank until he dies?
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>>73498712
>>73498738
>>73498741
>>73498751
>>73498772
>>73498773
would you rather be white, 5'8 and ugly or black, 6'3 and good looking?
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australia
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>>73498773
>take that racists

hmmmm no, I was just curious to see what people would say really, I'd honestly have a hard choice deciding
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>>73498781
ye
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>>73498436
can i join
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>>73498538
rorke
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>>73498804
im basically the first one anyway, but id still this over being black.
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>>73498804
but im white, 6'3 and good looking
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>>73498804
>black
>good looking
didnt realise you were a nigger 190kg
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>>73498810
this is important
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>been a member of the gym near me for 2 years now
>supposed to pay every month by direct debit
>moved house and need new gym
>want to cancel my old membership
>look at my bank account
>no current direct debits that I can see
>can't see any money going out of my account

Any reason for this? Surely if I haven't been paying they would have realised.

Its not even done through the gym but a collections agency and I don't want to ring up telling them I want to cancel it and they find out I haven't paid them any money for 2 years and trying to backdate it. Can they do this?
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we should celebrate respectable, well-to-do black people but that doesn't mean they should breed with white people
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>>73498788
No but he could spend it more productively or at least build a house that makes sense. What will I do with a 5 bed house? Sell it at best, and all that quirky shit won't increase its value. It might even decrease it. There is no world where a £6k snooker table is a sound investment.

Dad is only loaded because granddad built a successful business and put the guy in charge before retiring.
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>>73498839
wew unexpected feels from that post

and to top it all off, you're from Wrexham
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>>73498945
>what will i do with a 5 bed house?
Start a family you runt
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Were the Tulsa riots justified?
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I saw Lisicki at a Morrisons in Wolverhampton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a wanker and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>73498945
have white babies you stupid fucking prick
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>>73498898
> Can they do this?

yes. best thing to do is say nothing and forget about it
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>>73498922
dunno
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>>73498967
feels? why o.o.

doesnt bother me anymore. everyone around here is a total chav, id rather not associate with any of them.
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LADS

I've got two leeks, one cauliflower, a bag of carrots and a bag of potatoes.

What should I make with it?
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>>73499005
I love this one
whats the original one again?
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>>73498898
expired card maybe
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>>73499044
boil them all and have a boiled veg platter
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>o.o
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**does a dance**
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>>73499050
Flying Lotus

Old-ish /mu/ meme
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are SuBo, lads.
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>>73499016
And what happens if 5 years down the line they're like ''hold up, this cunt hasn't paid in 7 years, he owes us £2500


>>73499061
This might be correct. Pretty sure I used my old card to set up the account. So, what happens now?
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>>73499077
thought the original was the ryan gosling version
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>>73499008
>>73498970
>21st century
>starting a family

I would just get divorce-raped and lose the house to my spouse.
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>>73499067

that black lad is virgin walking desu
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>>73498945
it sounds like youre going to inherit a house worth ~£1m (5bed, bar, smoking room), and your dad is going to have something fun to spend his time on. try and be happy for your father instead of selfishly chasing whatever thousands you might lose out on.
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>>73499108
Get off the Internet you virgin
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>>73499116
did this image start here? it's everywhere now
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the so called "goal"
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>>73498945

Fuck off you entitled rich cunt
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>>73499150
yeh i made it.
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>>73499105
I'm p. certain FlyLo was the original. I've never read the Ryan Gosling version.
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>>73499116
>walks on escalators
why don't people do this? i hate when im on an escalator in tesco and theres two people in front of me just waiting, like MOVE FOR FUCK SAKE.
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>>73499095
They won't. It's not like they're going to comb through their records suddenly for no reason. If you call to cancel that just gives the the reason to do so.
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>>73499181
why are you in such a rush you dick?
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>>73499181
*nee naw nee naw*
Virgin alert! Virgin alert!
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>>73499155
thats not a goal. thats an average family car

deano strives towards audi finance
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>>73499200
see "walks too fast" in the virgin walk pic.
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>>73498967
Swansea will be joining Wrexham when they get relegated 4 seasons in consecutive order
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european cars look so out of place in america
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>>73499039
same with Swansea

lads were like, haha you're back from uni, fancy going out?

'no'

Swansea is full of scum people.
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got 16 kills in my last game of Squad
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>>73499116
i do a lot of those things yet have regular sex

IMAGE SHATTERED
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>>73499224
doubt that'll happen with our infrastructure lad.

could be relegated from championship tho
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>>73499267
is that game good now? I got it when it came out but it was shit
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>>73499273
was clearly made by a virgin
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>>73499283
deliveroo gang out in force
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>>73499200
the faster you move the quicker you get home
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Big up all the Burnley boidem
Preston, Blackburn, Blackpool and Bolton
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>>73499273
The sex I have is VERY irregular.

My partners keep asking what's happening.
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>>73499283
>imgur
Reddit
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>>73499283
Oooo
They're hard..
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>>73499286
what didn't you like about it?
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good to see that reddit-spacing (*spits in disgust*) is generally on the decline
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>>73499347
well there were hackers I think
also you'd spawn in with no direction on what to do and then just wander around until you were shot
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>>73498648
>you haven't spoken to him in 3 months
>still want to get your grubby little paws all over HIS money

Absolute scumbag, hope he spunks the lot of it
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>>73499371


Yeah
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>>73499401
don't see any hackers but I play on Aus servers that have admins
>also you'd spawn in with no direction on what to do and then just wander around until you were shot
this will still happen if you're on a bad team, but that doesn't happen often
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>>73499283
Anyone know who Deliveroo have away today?
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>>73499371

because all the fuckers have moved here

*looks at the reddit flaggers*

Fuck off were full
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>>73498160
How do I become a pint man?
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>>73499488

i was reddit all along haha!
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wish i could filter non-reddit-flaggers
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clips-twitch-tv/BlindingKawaiiSalmonRalpherZ
could you see yourself in this situation, lads?

also 4chan's spam detector is SHITE
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kevin hart is shit
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>>73499371
gonna reddit space as much as i can cause you said that

that's right, all the time, everyone one of my posts

you could have prevented it, you could have just kept your trap shut and everything would have been fine, you had to go there didn't you
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>>73499513
it requires rigorous training of the body, a sharp mind and a resignation to a life of pints.
are you sure you'd be able for it?
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nothing wrong with Extra Flags as long as you only use it to indicate which UK member country you're from

problem is none of them do and for some reason think we care if they're from Shitterton in Gloucestersurreyshiressex
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*scratches chin*
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>>73499557
it's like a shit version of peep show without the inner monologue
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>>73499570

*backtraces your ip*

hmmm

*finds all your personal information*

hahaha yes, very interesting
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>>73499604
WE WUZ EVERYTHING
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>>73499604
WE
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>>73499604
ah yes, the great princess shithole
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God lads listening to Death Grips again for the first time in years, they're pretty great
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Watched the ol' 'bocop
Excellent movie
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>>73499595 (Me)
slightly above average post
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mad man.
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Lads! Found an easy way to get rich quick and it was right under our noses the whole time!

https://www.gov.uk/cold-weather-payment/overview
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how exactly would you describe prague's gay scene lads?
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>>73499706
bit gay
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>>73499657
>bocop
fuck off pierre
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hid that post immediately
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>>73499657
was more violent than I expected it to be, thought it would be a nice action film for kids
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>>73498160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42YP0M5mkcY
new landaboi$ song
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>>73499604
thats because ancienct egyptians were white indo europeans
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>>73499706
i dunno, i haven't czech-ed it out
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which post
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>>73499583
Sounds like a lot of work..
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>>73499735
don't care
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>>73499761
ahahah
dont care that you dont care
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>Mum 'fears baby suffered brain damage' after being hit in head during kickabout involving Cesc Fabregas
screeching
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>>73499791
gaycunt
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the one that will inevitably lead to some AIDs patient telling everybody about what went up his arse last weekend
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>>73499755
Shut up
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why is icelandic so fucking weird compared to other european languages
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*shares aj+ video about islamaphobia*
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>>73499844
more inbred
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>>73499844
it isn't
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>>73499646
>Le shouty black man

Ah yes
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>>73499858
*third eye opens*
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>>73499844
its literally old english without the french influence
fuck off jf
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>>73499869
tis
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lads can you buy train tickets which have station changes at ticket machines
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>>73499838
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
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>>73498433
If you've been drinking all your life and are 25 stone, 30 pints in a day is definitely possible. Especially if you start at like 10AM. I've managed 20-odd starting at noon and I'm neither old, fat or Irish.
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>>73499858
"this Bangladeshi woman is wowing Los Angeles with her hijab themed pancakes"
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>>73499844
are you aware that irish and welsh exist
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>>73499886
kys rasheed
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>>73499911
Obviously
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>>73499920
yeah they're pretty queer languages
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>>73499912
Big Kev nigga
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>people still speak languages that aren't english

why?
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Bit weird that Melon made an 86 minute podcast about how to listen to death grips, could've listened to a couple albums in that time. They're not even that inaccessible
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>>73499930
>understanding european languages makes you a 'sheed
hmmmmmmmmm interesting hypothesis there mate
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>>73499965
bit homophobic
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>>73499980
JFs are a dopey lot mate
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can't stop listening to sandcoon music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-HPNkeqXzs
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chat shit about the welsh language again and i will bring all the boyos round to your gaff and stamp on your head rasheed
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>>73499986
Nothing after NLDW is remotely accessible
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>>73499917
tbf ive done 20 before but it took a lot of cocaine
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all of you are queer cunts
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>Man lernin anny udduh language ain't patwa

Kiss me teet
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>>73499986
all you have to do is listen to certain tracks in the right order a few times
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>>73499748
Nope, they were Copts, who are Semitic
Maybe 'white'-looking, but definitely not Indo European
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Welsh is a queer language for batty boys. cant wait to fucking heem this inbred sheep shagger
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I've been offered a place on a graduate scheme starting in 5 months and a job starting at the start of May.

I'm cautious of not having a job for a further 5 months and leaving a year long gap on my CV so with that in mind plan to take the other and just leave after 4 months.

Am I being a twat and opening myself up for some very angry managers or is it acceptable to play this off as just business and move on?

I can live with them being a bit pissed at me but if this is some huge working faux-pas that will get me blacklisted or something on some database somewhere then I am hesitant to do so.
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>>73500034
pwy sy'n siarad cach met?
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>>73500086
really, really, REALLY don't care
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>>73500080
desmond
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>>73500042
Yeah, that would make it a lot easier. Your heart would burst if you did it with any regularity though
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lisicki must speak welsh

haha what a lanky nob
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I have dual nationality british/australian so I was checking entry requirements for people with aus citizenship in australia.

I went to school in the UK so I have A levels, and when I checked the entry requirements for a bachelor of arts degree (they do some majors/minors shit like the US) for the university of melbourne and changed the qualification to "GCE A Levels" it says BCC as the standard required entry? am I getting memed? it's ranked 2nd in australia it can't be that easy
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>>73500040
tbf it is true that a lot of their work is pretty out there, but i reckon instead of listening to Melon, you should hear money store and then maybe powers that b to get a sense of their newer stuff, and you'll have a much better idea of what they're about

>>73500086
*sees the spaces*
*decides not to read it*
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>>73500086
>'dit spacing
>blog posting
dont give a shit
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>>73500129
He's a Jack, nobody in the major Welsh cities actually speaks Welsh. It's a Valleys/rural thing.
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>>73500129
nah he's a south welsh taffy who doesn't even know his own people's language
tbqh, based off his vocaroo, i suspect he might be polish

SAD!
TRIST!
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>>73500130
cuckhead
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>>73500130
doooooooooon't care
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>>73500129
>south """""welsh"""""
>speaking welsh

nah
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>>73500152
>>73500151
>>73500101
Excellent, thanks for the input lads!
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>>73499965
say that to my face not online and we'll see what happens
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>>73500184
glad you understand mate, good luck!
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>>73500184
fuck off reddit
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iawn 'ogiau
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>>73500126
i wasn't very well for a few days afterwards tbf
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>>73500184
fuck off cunt
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ah yes it's "thread moving slowly so people decide to force their Reddit blogs into other people's lives" hours
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>>73500086
as long as you pay attention to the notice period you're probably fine. if you end up interviewing with a very small business it might be best to forewarn them though; training new recruits can be hard on them.
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>>73500214
i dont speak gobbledygook
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>>73500154
>>73500155
>>73500176
ah so he's a cuckold?
wonderful!
>>
>>73500234
I definitely will, can't imagine it being more than a few weeks/a month but just not sure if handing it in after three months is opening me up to some sort of unholy outrage.

It's a big company mind.
>>
>>73498160
wish people would glorify my drinking like this
>>
>>73500249
bit racist
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mae saeson yn arogli fel penol
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>iawn 'ogiau
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All set up, lads. Ready to die lmao
>>
>>73498370
sounds like a top bloke
>>
>>73500221
Not a big fan of coke for that reason desu, I never feel healthy the day after (more than with any other substance)
I've drank the ABV equivalent of 20 pints quite a few times, only ever actually done 20 pints once though. The sheer weight makes it difficult, it's over 20kg of liquid
>>
regret mentioning welsh now
>>
>>73500307
have you tried coke zero?
>>
>>73500307
>20kg of liquid
more like 11kg but yeah fuck me it's a lot
>>
fringe gf
>>
>>73500334
>aha coke and coke are the same word! Look reddit I posted it again!
>>
>>73500307

>he can barely drink a mere 20 pints in a night

>english 'men'
>>
>>73500396
KIKI
TOTORO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>73500291
you doing suicide by bike?
>>
>>73500393
Dunno why the fuck I wrote 20
that's incredibly stupid
>>
>>73500401
>dude drugs lmao i'm hardcore as fuck
>DUDE... Im like so high dude lmao
>>
>>73500401
calm down you fucking drug fiend
*ushers all of the children out of the room*
>>
dude coke is fucking good but i dont feel too good afterwards lmao imagine that
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saw a very racist word scrawled on a popular bench

not sure why you would be that edgy
>>
>>73500449
>>73500457
It was mildly funny the first 200 times it's been said, but the dead horse has been well and truly beaten to shit by now
>>
watching The Bear Show
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>>73500449
How's your bodypillow harem doing ya 'tist lmao
>>
wrote a racist word on a popular bench haha some bender is gonna get really offended
>>
>>73498211
It's a literal reddit meme.
>>
>>73500518
to trigger poofters like you
>>
imagine living somewhere where there's such thing as "popular benches"
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>>73500541
hi there reddit
>>
might join a monastery
>>
might filter the ell em ayy oh word
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>>73500605
Bit gay.
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>>73500501
what did he mean by this?
>>
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Why is this Ethiopian NIGGER so much wealthier than me? A PROUD white man!
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dude passively aggressively ironically using early 2000s txtspeak lmao
>>
might join reddit
>>
swipe down
>>
Been to Ireland and literally witnessed pintmen. How come they don't even seem to get drunk?
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>Finally get a petname from a cute girl
>It's "dickhead"
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>>73500681
They're used to it
>>
>>73500681
There's people like that everywhere.
>>
>>73500681
their body has achieved perfect equilibrium
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finns are weird
>>
>>73498712
Both are obviously beating her, so neither.
>>
business idea: chop off my dick and call myself a woman
>>
think pretty much every european country has a reputation for drinking

>>73500744
yes
>>
why is being a drunk old fatarse considered to be some sort of occupation deserving of endearment along the lines of a village postman? Should have fucking nuked them.
>>
>>73500681
Acohol dependency
Basically that level of alcohol is the new 'normal' for someone who regularly drinks that much, and living without it can cause fatal withdrawals.
>>
At a party in high school a girl got dared to hug me in front of everyone, (because that was my role in HS, be that fucking joke) and after she did she told me in front of everyone that was the most physical contact with a woman I'd ever have. I tried to brush it off but here I am about to turn 28 and I still think pretty shittily of my self worth and attractiveness as a man as well as women in general.
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>why is being a drunk old fatarse considered to be some sort of occupation deserving of endearment along the lines of a village postman? Should have fucking nuked them.
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>>73500767
don't think of the spanish as drinkers 2bh
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>>73500775
t. rasheed
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>That resolution
>>
>trump administration claims Assad is worse than Hitler
>everyone laughs

>mainstream media for months said Trump would be the next Hitler
>perfectly fine

Explain
>>
>>73500971
didn't happen
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>>73500971
fake news
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>>73500931
>that font

Is this Clover? Is this what Clover users subject themselves to?
>>
>>73501005
No just personal autistic tastes.
>>
wrote 15 words, time for a break
>>
Tim absolutely cannot play the guitar for shit, let alone sing over it
>>
>>73501155
>>73501155
>>73501155
>>
accidentally smoked spice/legal weed once, a full fucking joint of it.
would NOT recommend, I thought I was dead for 5 hours and cut my arms open with a knife
>>
Wore my £350 Ted Baker jacket today but everyone was looking at me weird. This is coming from people walki around in shit stained trackies and baggy clothes for £2 from Primark.
Shit sucks having taste in a pathetic working class town
>>
>>73501183
10 posts early you mong
>>
>>73499716
underrated post
>>
>>73501202
fuck off you irrelevant little queg
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