/cum/

/balt/

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wakey wakey

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>tfw no black gf

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/eric-trump-says-syria-strike-was-swayed-heartbroken-ivanka-n745021
what, oh what, oh what could he have meant by this?

>>73498083
>MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

>woke up an hour ago
>still have my morning wood

not okay with this desu

>>73498164
Not worth it imo

Going to go pick up some Cadbury cream eggs from the store

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wide

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>>73498083
Good edition.

Thanks lad

>>73498209
black gfs are lower maintenance than latin, white and asian gfs

http://gorillafeed.com/the-hottest-make-america-great-again-trump-girls/

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>lad

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canada won't post here sniff ;_;

>lad
I bet you use redditflags too newfag

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The hometown

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>me? reddit flags? fie, utter tomfoolery, how dare you suggest i ... associate myself with utter bollockry, i bid you adoo, good sirrrah!

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>hmm? dohoho, heheh why yes *adjusts fedora* i do use the word bud instead of lad.

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>2017
>using reddit flags

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>greentext

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Should I learn Old English?

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73498249
73498284

Bad look, hombres

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>Bad look, hombres

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My doctor told me she didn't like my beard buds

Brrrrttt
Oh oops sorry anon, haha

>>73498428
Shave yourself, feodraman

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>>73498485
NO

>>73498508
Post beard so we can rate

>>73498556
I would never post a picture of any part of my face on 4chan

>>73498428
Why the fuck is she even giving you her opinion does she want to fug??

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>>73498597
I'm a very open person, people feel like they can be honest with me because I appreciate honesty.

I am also very attractive

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*looks around*
This thread is even worse goddammit
*leaves thread*

sniff sniff i want dicks

woohoo that anon left! let's party!
*party noises*

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
5
monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
10
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned,
geong in geardum, þone god sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat
15
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile. Him þæs liffrea,
wuldres wealdend, woroldare forgeaf;
Beowulf wæs breme (blæd wide sprang),
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.
20
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftum on fæder bearme,
þæt hine on ylde eft gewunigen
wilgesiþas, þonne wig cume,
leode gelæsten; lofdædum sceal
25
in mægþa gehwære man geþeon.
Him ða Scyld gewat to gescæphwile
felahror feran on frean wære.
Hi hyne þa ætbæron to brimes faroðe,
swæse gesiþas, swa he selfa bæd,

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>>73498156

whos ready for my cummies?

þenden wordum weold wine Scyldinga;
leof landfruma lange ahte.
þær æt hyðe stod hringedstefna,
isig ond utfus, æþelinges fær.
Aledon þa leofne þeoden,
35
beaga bryttan, on bearm scipes,
mærne be mæste. þær wæs madma fela
of feorwegum, frætwa, gelæded;
ne hyrde ic cymlicor ceol gegyrwan
hildewæpnum ond heaðowædum,
40
billum ond byrnum; him on bearme læg
madma mænigo, þa him mid scoldon
on flodes æht feor gewitan.
Nalæs hi hine læssan lacum teodan,
þeodgestreonum, þon þa dydon
45
þe hine æt frumsceafte forð onsendon
ænne ofer yðe umborwesende.
þa gyt hie him asetton segen geldenne
heah ofer heafod, leton holm beran,
geafon on garsecg; him wæs geomor sefa,
50
murnende mod. Men ne cunnon
secgan to soðe, selerædende,
hæleð under heofenum, hwa þæm hlæste onfeng.

Watching the 2010 gold medal game again chaps

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>sniff sniff i want dicks

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Bunnies and eggs.

Ða wæs on burgum Beowulf Scyldinga,
leof leodcyning, longe þrage
55
folcum gefræge (fæder ellor hwearf,
aldor of earde), oþþæt him eft onwoc
heah Healfdene; heold þenden lifde,
gamol ond guðreouw, glæde Scyldingas.
ðæm feower bearn forð gerimed
60
in worold wocun, weoroda ræswan,
Heorogar ond Hroðgar ond Halga til;
hyrde ic þæt wæs Onelan cwen,
Heaðoscilfingas healsgebedda.
þa wæs Hroðgare heresped gyfen,
65
wiges weorðmynd, þæt him his winemagas
georne hyrdon, oðð þæt seo geogoð geweox,
magodriht micel. Him on mod bearn
þæt healreced hatan wolde,
medoærn micel, men gewyrcean
70
þonne yldo bearn æfre gefrunon,
ond þær on innan eall gedælan
geongum ond ealdum, swylc him god sealde,
buton folcscare ond feorum gumena.
ða ic wide gefrægn weorc gebannan
75
manigre mægþe geond þisne middangeard,
folcstede frætwan. Him on fyrste gelomp,
ædre mid yldum, þæt hit wearð ealgearo,
healærna mæst; scop him Heort naman
se þe his wordes geweald wide hæfde.
80
He beot ne aleh, beagas dælde,
sinc æt symle. Sele hlifade,
heah ond horngeap, heaðowylma bad,
laðan liges; ne wæs hit lenge þa gen
þæt se ecghete aþumsweorum

æfter wælniðe wæcnan scolde.
ða se ellengæst earfoðlice
þrage geþolode, se þe in þystrum bad,
þæt he dogora gehwam dream gehyrde
hludne in healle; þær wæs hearpan sweg,
90
swutol sang scopes. Sægde se þe cuþe
frumsceaft fira feorran reccan,
cwæð þæt se ælmihtiga eorðan worhte,
wlitebeorhtne wang, swa wæter bebugeð,
gesette sigehreþig sunnan ond monan
95
leoman to leohte landbuendum
ond gefrætwade foldan sceatas
leomum ond leafum, lif eac gesceop
cynna gehwylcum þara ðe cwice hwyrfaþ.
Swa ða drihtguman dreamum lifdon
100
eadiglice, oððæt an ongan
fyrene fremman feond on helle.
Wæs se grimma gæst Grendel haten,
mære mearcstapa, se þe moras heold,
fen ond fæsten; fifelcynnes eard
105
wonsæli wer weardode hwile,
siþðan him scyppend forscrifen hæfde
in Caines cynne. þone cwealm gewræc
ece drihten, þæs þe he Abel slog;
ne gefeah he þære fæhðe, ac he hine feor forwræc,
110
metod for þy mane, mancynne fram.
þanon untydras ealle onwocon,
eotenas ond ylfe ond orcneas,
swylce gigantas, þa wið gode wunnon
lange þrage; he him ðæs lean forgeald.

THE MAN IS KILLING US, MAN

Name 1 (ONE) reason canadians should be allowed to use the internet

>>73499102
they're cute

>>73499102
to bump dane's threads

Fuck Drumpf

Where the FUCK is my breakfast

>>73499142
coming honey!

how often do stock brokers intentionally mislead you to invest in their friends and partners companies?

I should have gone to university to study philology

>>73499137
The thread felt incomplete until now

>>73499102
They make us look less stupid

Poster quality by country in order from best to worst:
Denmark
:
:
:
:

:
:

Mexico, Canada, United States

Poster quality by country in order from best to worst:

Mexico
Canada
United States

-

Denmark

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Imagine

*advocates violence against canadians*

>>73499417
Nigger riots everywhere.

>>73498083
Anyone else fucking hate Spicer? I have no clue how that cretin even got the job considering he can barely speak properly. Also his aggressive-cuntish demeanour pisses me off

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>>73499487
I hate everything about the drumpf administration

Vape me

>>73499603
Fuck Drumpf

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tfw bayo net is pretty cool

Don't forget about the jews.

Have you forgotten about the jews today?

Well I'm here to remind you about the jews.

Forget everything else, just think, what about the jews?

>>73499731
Of course not. They are the common enemy. Once they're gone, world peace will be achieved.

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why do american women hate their men so much?

>>73499603
I used to support him, but then I started to realise he's a non-principled retard. After he started filling his cabinet with neocon hawks I went off him

>>73499878
:3

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>>73499692

>>73499878
Shan't be reading a lick of that

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>>73500019
k

>>73499932
donald cuk memes are bestest

>>73500085
How am I supposed to compete turk bro?

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>>73500173
h-how am i supposed to know?

If your flag doesn't have blue in it you shouldn't post in this thread твн

Fucking ameriturds if I had the address of any of you i'd invade your home and blow your brains out

I can go to your country and get a hold of a gun easily, you couldn't come here as a civilian and do the same

>>73500279
Wat lief ben jij

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>>73500261
I didn't quite like posting with Mexicans and Canadians anyway.

>>73500318
Mexican flag has blue

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>>73498083
>say that hitler didn't use chemical weapons in warfare
>but muh holocaust

>>73500279
>I can go to your country and get a hold of a gun easily
Wrong

Smelly amerimonkeys

>>73500380
I have an uncle in the US who owns guns so yeah I can

Give me your address you smelly sharter, let's see who has superior marksmanship

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On my way you stupid fuck.

>>73500362
>german starts using autism flags

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>>73500358
I don't like Mexicans!

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>>73500461
OH FUCK

>>73500476
This German has been using them for a while. Pretty sure he just posts in the German generals.

>>73500461
>infant on lap

YAAS DADDY!!

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Another reminder that neocons aren't people and should be shot on sight.

Necons are even worse than Stalinists and Nazis. At least those faggots are open about their intentions

>>73500476
Been using flags for ages pekka

>>73500461
he bout to do it

>>73500510
so cum is not the only one using extra flags?
ive had not seen any other general using them

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Are Arabs the true Americans?

Loves flashing money, family, and guns.

https://www.instagram.com/b14/

>>73500564
I think we are the only general that uses them so heavily on /int/

Is the /cum/ steam group still a thing?

Test in an hour and a half

Didn't cram yesterday though I meant to

Just gonna fucking whing it I guess let's go

I'm watching the liquidator aka super Jew man

>>73500575
>Gets his Brothers/cousins whenever there's trouble
>DUDE STATUS SYMBOLS LMAO
typical sandpeople behaviour

>>73500676
I think he could get the army considering he's a royal. But sure.

>>73500629
was there even one?
i did not find one

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>>73500777
looks pretty dead, but its there

>>73499878
see this is where I fall out with a lot of people in my ideological camp, who are really not even who they think they are, just liberals.

>hurr islam is uncivilized and has no place in the west
>hurr the west is special due to some kind of racial characteristics
>hurr the enlightenment was a western thing and being anti-liberal is being anti-western, therefore fuck islam :^) just ignore the fact that islamic golden age philosophy almost reached the enlightenment itself (people like al-maarri) but just didn't have the technology to push it forward enough

I don't want many immigrants and refugees, but for the sole reason that a culture should look out for and maintain itself. Immigration is harmful to the host country which has its national spirit diluted and the country the immigrant came from, which now has one less person working for it (iran has the biggest brain drain problem in the world for example)

>>73500805
hey wait a fucking second did >>73500777 you fucking make this shit

>language
>location

>>73500819
no

>>73500839
are you lying to me

>>73500539
Cancer liberal
>I don't like either of them so I'll say they're the same

I've beaten up two americans on american soil

The first kept fucking fighting, he was hard to put down (he may have been italian-american) but I got the best of him anyway

The second one was german/anglo-american, I beat the shit out of that one, he even begged me to stop beating him LMAO

>tfw 2-0 against americans in street fights

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>>73500856
>Pitkä
hes the one who most likely did
fucking homo he should kill himself
fuck i hate my country men

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>>73499487
>have no clue how that cretin even got the job
this should help you

>>73498372
Yes, but you have to learn old french too.

All the eggs I make are bland and tasteless

73500861
you know how to trigger me gj

>>73498951
>leafum

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>>>That resolution

>>73500936
use a bit of salt and pepper

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Anyone else get sexually excited when a poster from another country begins to seriously bully and threaten you for being from your country?

>>73500993
what le absolute fug
shitty ass fuck font

is 9 hours too long to sleep?

>>73501029
no its perfect

>>73501027
just my personal autistic taste.

>>73501029
>tfw work overnight
>had a 4 hour shift once
>went to sleep and slept for a total of 15 hours

Feels fucking horrible just to wake up and realize, "TIME FOR WORK, again"

>>73501029
Lately I've tried only sleeping 5 hours

It has NOT worked and I really really fucking wish it did

If I could ask for one superpower it would be the ability to not have to sleep. Any other superpower would invariably get old (if you put someone on pleasure island they would feel unfulfilled) but removing the need of sleep would just increase the potential for potential, I'd still have to do all the work in my life. It would just make things so much better. Sleep is so fucking stupid and FUCKING ARBITRARY.

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>presses down two keys on 20e plastic casio
>ok
>stop watch porn ok

>>73500808
You just like Islam because they're "le redpill".
Their historical contributions to the betterment of all mankind don't mean shit nowadays when all they export are blood and oil.
If they want to be functional members of society that just so happen to believe in a different interpretation of God then let them, but the second they get oppressive they should be stopped.

>>73500993
Everyone has right to enjoy the shiny orange face of the savior in all its glory

>>73501112
>not sleep

wouldn't you get bored?

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>>73501168
I can just click on it. Don't worry.

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>>73501168
Here

>>73501227
what phone do you have?

>>73501254
Alcatel one touch pop c7

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What would their kids look like?

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>LET THE POOPY HIT THE BOWL

>LET THE POOPY HIT THE BOWL

>LET THE POOPY HIT THE BOOOOWLLL

>1 NOTHINGS COMING OUT

>2 NOTHINGS COMING OUT

>3 NOTHINGS COMING OUT

>1 SOMETHINGS GOT TO COME OUT

>2 SOMETHINGS GOT TO COME OUT

>3 SOMETHINGS GOT TO COME OUT

>REEEEE

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FFFUCK I didn't mean to upload that as a png
>>73501297

>>73501304
RIP shitty nu metal frontman

>>73501297
imagine a rounder, less-haired, inside of a peached-colored human

>>73498083
it's Polish death camps not Holocaust centres Spicer you thick fuck

>>73501421
Centers, not centres you shitty version of English Pollack

>>73501443
whats all this then

>>73501443
It's spelled centre you spastic fuck

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>Name of the song is not part of the chorus

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>>73501297

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>>73501492
>>73501513
>>>/lgbt/catalog

>>73501606
don't reply to me without my permission you dumb fucking shit stain

>>73501112

That super power would ruin any intimate relationship you'd have. Everyone wants their significant other in bed with sleeping.

>>73501606
last time I checked the language was called English not Seppo

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>>73501638
Fuck off, Canada

>>73501651
Fine then allow me to sleep if I want at will but never get tired. Would solve >>73501188 too

>>73501658
Yeah, and you're doing it improperly

>>73501720
doing what? your command of English is worse than mine
are you perchance Mescan

>>73501750
Missing some punctuation marks there, Jakub

america is a dum dum poo poo head

>>73501800
>Missing some punctuation marks there, Jakub.
Fixed that for you.

>>73501685
this pepe makes me kek.

>>73501800
you on the other hand seem to have an abundance of punctuation marks to spare plus an extra chromosome just as an icing on the cake

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>>73501848
>>73501873
>>73501880
>3 yous in a row

Thanks guys!

>can't speak his first language
>resorts to stale memes

Everything always seems to go just wrong enough

What's going on? Why are you fighting?

Nobody knows, nobody cares.

A

FUCKING

LEAF

LEAF

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>>73502438

A

>>73498212
excuse me while I pop down to the local servo and pick myself up a fuckin quality kinder suprise at 2:30AM like a true blue aussie autist

>>73502467
FUCKING LEAF LEAF

hope i can avoid the beetus this sunday

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>>73502486
>Easter
Implying

Kill all traps.

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Jesus Christ, Sunday is coming.

save all traps.

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>Jewish historian says Spicer was right and Jews weren't German
http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/11/spicers-right-german-jews-werent-german/

oh shit

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>>73502519
>easter
>not stocking up on XXXX Gold and snags for ANZAC Day
>not using easter as a source for cheaper chocolate for gathos

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bed time

later, homos

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Reassure the gf, lads

Well time to go fail this stupid fucking exam like a retard

>>73502840
what time is it over there?

>>73503090
*reassures her*
well that was easy. :^)

posting like a mad man right now
Someone stop me

weeeeew

didn't sleep well.

Share your teenage stories
I used to act 5x autistic when meeting new people intentionally so that they become aware I'm autistic and not get offended later on because of some misunderstanding which would make them think I was rude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE6HmArln_k

>>73501304
i approve of this post

>>73503328
this train has no nap times, my northern hemisphere friend

>>73503352
Groovy. I've been meaning to listen to more Jaco. The Pat Metheny Group is one of my favorite acts ever.

>>73503352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxMH07qHmc

>>73503337
one time i touch nipple

there's this incessant pitter patter on the roof that sounds like one rain drop falling over and over.

Kind of driving me crazy desu

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>>73503337
is it even possible to be rude in a place where people throw feces everywhere?

like how can you have manners in a place with no manners

>>73503577
don't be rude to the guest plz

>>73503605
he started it

>>73503605
I agree, but you should remember that guests do not dictate to the hosts, and you should keep your bitch mouth shut

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edc

>>73503555
Chinese water torture

Heh I'm on some nerds house dripping water one drop at a time on his corrugated metal roof and hes fuming rn

Ahmadinejad is gonna run in Iran again

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>>73503676

>>73503676
K osama

i need to take a massive loud super poo but a coworker is doing stuff right by the bathroom i want to use

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My blood turns cold

>>73503750
leave the faucet running loud while you shit

really don't want to do my assignment that's due tomorrow or study for a test that's also tomorrow

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>>73503712
>*BING* *BING*
>WAHOO!

Got into an argument with a dyed blue hair feminist about a stolen parking spot, I swiped in and took it after she waited a few minutes signaling for it

She ended it by saying you're a fucking white male, and I said you're a fucking white female

>>73503808
when will women realize they are the most privileged demographic

Why are canadians so cute?

>>73503786
the cold water tap is broken and it'll steam up there like a mofo if i leave the hot water going

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Yo canada
THINK FAST BITCH BOI

>>73503808
excellent

I could have learned an instrument by now if I had started the last time I regretted never learning an instrument

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>>73503960
Leave canada alone!

>>73504046
thank god I took up music as a young kid

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>>73504089
>Took piano lessons as a kid
>Gave it up because I never practiced and my mom didn't want to pay for them if I had nothing to show for it after a year
Devilish.

>Make a female version of myself with FaceApp
>Fall in love with it
Why can't i be a cute girl, life would be so much simpler ;_;

>>73504203
uh anon, you still can be a cute girl...

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>>73498083
Now seriously
how do Trump supporters defend someone like this?

>>73504223
trannys and traps are mentaly ill

>>73504203
>ze is not a hermaphrodite
>anno drvmpfvs

>>73504230
Just think..... he's only 4 months in as president

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me when I saw this meme

>>73504259
the fuck does that have to do with being a cute girl? besides, you're mentally ill and I still love you for it :)

>>73504351
I made that meme

>>73503630
I started on your mum last nite ;)

Testicle the size of a kiwi bruds

>>73498083
>Comparing anything to Hitler is wrong
>"Top 10 Reasons Why Trump is Literally Hitler. #4 Will Surprise You"
>Spicer: "Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons on his own people"
>"Alternative Facts"
Why is political discourse in America so goddamned cancerous?

>>73504351
Me when I saw ur mum ;)

>>73504223
Ur mum can't be a cute girl nemore ;)

>>73503791
really don't want to do ur mum

>>73503786
I left ur mum running loud ;)

>>73503424
I approve of ur mum ;)

>>73503429
Ur mum has no nap times ;)

>>73503328
ur mum didn't sleep well. ;)

POO

ON

ME

DADDY

*sues you*

Audibly zozzled

What does the" cum" stand for? I get that it means sperm, but is it some sort of abbreviation in the context of this general?

>>73505086
dumbasses are supposed to put it in the OP. it's /cum/ - Canada, United States of America, Mexico

>>73505152
thank you.

>>73505086
canada
united states
mexico

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My professor, a little old Bulgarian woman is not feeling well and is getting tests done at the hospital, keep her in your easter/passover prayers buds

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>canadian fantasies

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>buds

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is the joke that cara is not very attractive?

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>lads

tfw office computer is too slow and can't quality shitpost

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>>73505729
yes

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>>73505729
I like jokes

I do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep

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What a shitty thread buds.

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I hate you all, start praying assholes

>>73505742
>that cheeky fedora surmounted atop his bun
what a lad

hey

dont call me a loser, okay?

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>>73505672
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Cara Devil line looks like THAT!?

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*prays in the form of a dab*

http://www.strawpoll.me/12732334

http://www.strawpoll.me/12732334

http://www.strawpoll.me/12732334

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>>73505969
i hope she makes a full recovery and lives a happy life

>>73506009

looooser.

>>73506013
saved bud.

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young cara best cara desu

>>73506068
maybe cold war II, no world war 3.

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I will make them give back our past

>>73506128
one can only dream

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>ftw leave for the beach after watch Madrid beat bayern

today will be a good day

its gonna be iraq II we're going to get slowly poorer and less socioculturally relevant, 2100 is the cutoff point for america

i just realised

if america goes to syria and calls over nato, i may have the chance to go too :D

>>73506348
You would volunteer to deploy to syria? fuck off baby killer

/pol/ should leave Shia alone 2bh

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>mfw the foxes beat madrid

redpill me on gangstalking. pretty sure i am being followed daily

Seems like China is the only one who doesn't want war

Sigh, I guess it's going to happen. More lives and money down the drain

>>73506446
kill a 'rab for god

>>73506696
god not real

>>73506762
*tip*

Every day
we stray further
from God's light

god? haha more like FART. now pick up the pieces of your faith I have strewn on the floor

I have
spoken with God
and he has abandoned us

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>>73507083
He didn't abandon thicc

I keep screaming
but
God won't answer

Before God fully returns the Devil will falsely appear as our savior.

Haha she didn't show up

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>>73507170

>>73507115
I bet her cunt tastes like sugar.

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>>73507170
Oh yeah she says she's sorry about that, we're having a great time though

Help me Lord, for I have sinned

Why did she have to take a bit of the apple, buds?

Everything could have been so good.

Seattle's public transit is pretty good

>>73507205
don't know why you'd set it up twice just to ditch

If it wasn't for Motel 6 I would never have found the words of God.

>>73507336
Public transit is for poor people

>>73507340
some people are just flakey as fuck. They have a hard time taking a stance on anything so they let it ride until it's too late.

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>>73507340
People are just a game to her

I will sentence myself to Hell just to be able to conquer my enemy. After that, I don't care how I am judged. I know I will have been in the right.

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>>73507336
do girls wear pants on the trains there?

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/dixie/ when lads YEE YEE

>>73507389
Oh well, not worth worrying about if she can't make first date
Ways she goes

Help me God, for I have lost my way to your light

I am the very model of a modern major-general

It wasn't supposed to rain today. Now all the weedkiller I sprayed yesterday will be rendered a waste. Like tears in rain.

>>73507479
>sweet tea in a mountain dew bottle
we're reaching southern levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>73507479
You have no idea what you're asking for

New
>>73507621
>>73507621
>>73507621

>>73507479
Let there always be /dixie/ within your heart, mon frere.