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the drumpf

GTA Plymouth

Reckon I could turn every one of you dregs inside out with a single smack

Might replace GTA4

In all seriousness a GTA set in 1980s Colombia would be fun

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anime

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>>73494515

>>73494515
>sunny

doxxed southern poof

Anyone work for the Civil Service here?

Taking a break from 4chan. I don't know how long it'll be, maybe just an hour or two, maybe all week.

It just keeps killing my productivity, I haven't practised guitar in months and my motivation to practice drawing is through the window as well.

I've got it
it's bold but I think it's time
GTA 6: Return to Liberty City

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>Americans are forced to pay child support even if the kid isn't theirs

GTA Tokyo

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GTA 4 was better than 5

>>73494647
>not stepping up to the plate and being a real man to the child

>>73494628
unpopular opinion: GTA IV and it's DLC were the best

>>73494652
I liked the main story better
but it wasn't as funny as other GTAs and sometimes you get bored of endless city streets

>>73494669
>white "men" are this pathetic

GTA Vice City in the 80s

Two protagonists, One old crime boss who's just fallen from power, and a young cop who's stumbled across this man and falls into the criminal underworld.

This has almost certainly been done before but I can't recall where/ how

>>73494669
its an interesting dichotomy. people on 4chan constantly criticise single mothers saying it leads to the child being fucked up but as soon as another bloke steps in to help raise the child he gets called a pathetic cuck.
literally cannot win with 4chan virgins. strange mentality.

GTA Texas

stoic cowboy undertones throughout

WOULD play

>>73494752
cuck

>>73494752
Cucksheed

>"GTA 6" is rumored to be released in 2020 and Rockstar Games will be using a city abroad for the game's settings.

>>73494795
cuck

pretty amazing that GTA has gotten away with doing the same locations over and over

SURELY it can't do it again next time

>>73494766
Agree

>>73494752
fuck off whore lover

>>73494793
>>73494795
howling

GTA set in the future

>>73494793
>>73494795
VERY nice

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Ah yes Paris idylic capital of romance and culture

>>73494830
no

NO

the present GTA was shit enough

>>73494902
schmuck

>>73494848
to be fair it was a shithole even when frogs lived in it

GTA North England in the 2010s

Two protagonists, One twenty year old weed dealer who rides around on his motorbike all day, and his younger brother who shouts pussyo at old people walking their dogs

This has almost certainly been done before but I can't recall where/ how

I don't see how they can do a GTA outside the US now
making fun of american culture is so central to the series

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiVWXjsaJg

Fuck Am*rica

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My dad

>>73494878
GTA: Baghdad set during the invasion

>>73494878
could imagine an australian one 2bh

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Crossrail 2, lads

>>73494950
runt

VERY bored

All your dreams are made

When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade

Today's the day that all the world will see

>>73494923
no thanks.

Aire Valley lads

daily reminder poms are proto-yanks

>>73495007
>Australia
Fuck off Paddy

GTA: Edmonton. Your rise through the ranks of a Native biker gang. You start out terrorising white suburbs, but as the campaign carries on, you meet more formidable adversaries: the Chinese, then the White trash, and at the very end the Muslims (a confrontation that was brewing from the very first mission). Fire water replenishes health.

>>73494931
chelmsford needs to be on the underground network 2bh

*grabs you by the hind legs and fucking swings you out of the window*

>>73495082
joke's on you i want to die

Ever been kegged lads?

> explain to the lady next to me on the bus I'm listening to Filipino radio
> she looks at me like I'm the biggest permavirgin in the world and stops talking to me

any aussies in the UPF here?

>>73495163
i must be a virgin too because thats interesting and would enjoy talking to you about it

>>73495163
how did that conversation even start

*throws all the Aussies out the window*

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*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

>>73495007
look who's talking

>Islamist suspect arrested over Borussia Dortmund bus bomb attack, German prosecutors say

gee what a surprise

>>73495082
*shrieks hysterically and defecates in fear, producing a catherine wheel of shit as I fly into the distance*

>>73495244
the police are racist

>>73495189
Bus people, man. They're parochial as fuck.

I ride the bus, but I'm not a bus person. Bus people are a very special breed. They make up a decent 40% of the lowlifes on public transport. They like to have conversations about sport and local politics between their deadend job and the shopping mall.

>>73495130
Yes actually, quite well in fact.

We were playing Rugby for PE on the field.

At the end of the lesson someone (who I was later all right with) pulled my shorts and boxers down.

One lad saw my willy and told everyone that my penis was really fat.

I got called 'chode' for what felt like FOREVER, every single day.

In hindsight I should have listened to one of my mates who said that fat penis' are actually prefered than long ones.

Now I actually wish my willy was fat.

So lads, I'm talking to a girl, she's giving a shitty vibe off though.

What are the signs this girl was a bully in school?

hmm, just found out i've probably given myself permanent brain damage as a result of smoking cannabis during adolescence

on the flip side, the sister has borderline personality disorder and i don't.

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Post your town

>>73495314
kill her and then kill yourself

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>>73495313

> shat

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Lads, tripcunts have ruined brit/pol.

Can I come here with you guys?

>>73495282
I wouldn't use the word "genocide", but if there were a place we could put bus people where they wouldn't bother the rest of us, like special lodgings out in the wilderness, and we just sort of let them waste away, that would improve public transport for the rest of us. They're barely a notch above the homeless.

>>73495369
come on lad, I ask a serious question

>>73495387
ok

>>73495387

Why would you even go there, just a shit version of /brit/.

>>73495369
Don't reply to it

>>73495430
shut up pseudotrip

>>73495387
they shit up this place too mate. fortunately they're mostly ignored.

*surreptitiously enters the thread*

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need a chebs gf at all costs

death to all reddit flaggers

cheated on the gf again lads

>>73495484
would love a boobies gf

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>>73495496

Is there any money in politics if you aren't an MP?

>>73495509
me on the right

>>73495496

if you kill them they win

Why am I farting so much.

>>73495509
Me on the left

>>73495519
yes, even more so than if one is a MP lad.

@73495499
so many lies in one sentence

>>73495444
You get more /comfy/ discussions find but it's been unbearably lately

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> Study shows positive effects from cannabis

See! Study shows it's good! This can't be wrong, it's been investigated!

> Study shows negative effects from cannabis

Hmm, let's question that study, this can't be right

>>73495539

But doing what?

>>73495496
astonishingly great post

>>73495571
uhmm... who asked?

>>73495571
all studies should be questioned. never accept their findings at face value without critically analysing the research. no better than religious fools if you do.

>>73495571
Study shows people should be able to whatever the fuck they want to do with their own body

>>73495571

Lmao when weedfags use studies that show weed has positive medical uses to justify why they should be allowed to mong out all day doing nout but smoking pot and avoiding work

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>no better than religious fools if you do.

>>73495575
become a Councillor lad

anyone can.

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This was so good and it was scary trying to escape from the Black Riders.
And there's Tom Bombadil and the Old Forest...
And Hobbiton and Bywater if that's what the other place was...

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> Study shows people should be able to whatever the FUCK they want to do with their own body

I filter everyone who talks about videogames and I am amassing quite the list

>>73495668

He's right though.

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over slept lads

have a bad headache, also keep getting goosebumps

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>>73495667
>Alcoholics work

got terminal lung and spine cancer lads

>>73495707
Was this the Vivandi one?

>>73495745
you mean chickenhills right?

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>got terminal lung and spine cancer lads

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No idea what she's on about to be entirely honest, lads

>>73495725
>wanting to control people isn't fedora
>>73477444

>>73495751

>You don't smoke weed so you must be an alcoholic

howling

>>73495751
I do yeah

>>73495791
This. Really wish Aussies would fuck off elsewhere.

>>73494589
That's a cute vampire

>>73495788
what was her name before

>>73495791

> thinking i disagree with you because i fedora'd your post

false assumption my friend

>>73495788
Shan't

>>73495831
i dont even know why they post here. they never add anything of worth to these threads and never join in with conversations. the ones that do just get ignored. idiots 2bh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsnQxMG_cY8

tune

>>73495639
this is what institutions are for. if a study is published under the name of a reputable institution, it is willing to stake its reputation on the work's quality. you can probably trust the abstract of any good institution's papers.
news headlines about the studies are a separate problem though; they shouldn't be trusted at all.

>>73495806
>people shouldn't be able to smoke weed because some people mong out all day doing nout but smoking pot and avoiding work
>people should be able to drink alcohol even though some people mong out all day doing nout but getting pissed and avoiding work

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>i dont even know why they post here. they never add anything of worth to these threads and never join in with conversations

and they're off...

Just imagine being under 6 foot lads

Just imagine it hahaha

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> i dont even know why they post here. they never add anything of worth to these threads and never join in with conversations

off to cry into my pillow

>>73495913
>tomorrowland
runt life

watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGq1iQ-tXzc

very interesting

>>73495831
>>73495887
good posts

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>and they're off...

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>i dont even know why they post here. they never add anything of worth to these threads and never join in with conversations

imagine having 190cm master race like & subscribe to your posts, honestly just try to imagine that lmao

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>>73495761
yeah

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>and they're off...

>>73495963
don't even care for the video, it's objectively a tune.

also I think tommorrowland is more rich boy life, runt life is creamfields

i like australians because i imagine them all to be golden skinned blonde twinks.

what the FUCK was ken livingstone's problem lol

>>73496073
I imagine them to be all grotesque but well-meaning goblin-esque creatures, clacking away at old beige computers in 1-storey wooden houses full of creepers and insects

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491799231109.webm


what phenotype is this girl? I must have one for myself

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> I imagine them to be all grotesque but well-meaning goblin-esque creatures, clacking away at old beige computers in 1-storey wooden houses full of creepers and insects

how many images should an elite hatposter have in their hat folder

>>73496106
dont use 2 -esques in the same sentence

>>73496197
don't reply to me

>>73496196
less is more
a small yet refined, exclusive collection

>>73496196
1

>>73496106
kek aussies unequivocally btfo

love triggering auscunts.

>>73496239
they're shit humans

test

>>73496255
ZITTO

test2

>Aussies havven't got shit to say
what a bunch of pussies

>>73496284
so funny haha

>>73496275
ANIMALE

>>73496302
did you see their hatposts? that showed everyone!

Haha yeah fuck Aussies am I right?

Might do Taken King later with the lads.

>>73496326
FOY

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> did you see their hatposts? that showed everyone!

fuck Assad

>>73496308
is that so?

>>73496363
it'd be cool to have another trip here for the community

the hive mentality of /brit/ is so apparent I could direct you all into a vat of glue with a single post and you'd all wave thank you to your deaths

this thread is proof that without australians /brit/ is more like /shit/ lmao!

>>73496390
you are a good person who cares the community from heart

>>73496458
a welcome break from these other troubling posts

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https://youtu.be/2XJDkG2H0T4

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>>73496422
>>73496429
Legitimately feel sorry now x

can see the pain behind your posts

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>the hive mentality of /brit/ is so apparent I could direct you all into a vat of glue with a single post and you'd all wave thank you to your deaths

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this is how i imagine every aussie in /brit/

*hat posts you*

>>73496530
Wrong fucking vid

https://youtu.be/LkcXjholnGk

i like australians leave them alone

>>73496556
Not ugly enough desu

don't like /brit/ anymore

*slams door*

Yankbashing should be a sport

Stompin on yankees

remember neck nominations lmao

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aussies on suicide watch

did an absolutely enormous poo, easily top 5 of my entire life

Guess what time it is, lads!!!

/b/ turned into a porn board

>>73496556
stop now la

>>73496668
so it got better

my lads i need this thread to be alive

thx
>>>/o/17003341

>>73496672
fuck off autocrat

>>73496668
it is a shame
I used to unironically love /b/

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>I used to unironically love /b/

can feel a president coming

>>73496422
go on then pally

He posted
>>73493115

>>73496836
thanks

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Honestly lads it tastes better

>>73496903
Get a load of this faggot taking pics of his beer like it's his first

don't like normals

>>73496931
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>73496931
he bought the glasses you retard

>>73496903
Hipstet

who gindrinker here

>>73496989
Woman

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York

>>73496903
is that the whole bottle

it doesn't even fill up the full glass?

>>73496989
so many women drinking gin and tonic these days
normoids are drones

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thoughts?

>>73496931
Its the glass you spaz

I bought glasses for my favourite beers

>>73497081
Hipster

>>73497051
don't like these nice looking historic building with this modern shit stuck on the side

ruins the whole thing

>>73496965
the guy who had like 3 failed deliveries?

>>73497062
Because the glass is a pint glass + room for head

The bottles are standard 500ml

Really tired.

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Tax rates for average single worker with no children

>>73497116
wont get that much head out of a glass bottle lad

would be fuming if I was you

>>73497099
I've had 2 failed deliveries for the Paulaner glasses. The third attempt should arrive today

My franziskaner and Leffe glasses arrived today in perfect condition though

>>73497152
cannot wait for /ancapireland/ to truly get going

>>73497175
why don't they pack it properly

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Wish I could sleep until my life was good

>>73497214
Wish I could sleep until my life was over

>>73497214
that's called depression lad, you should just get out bed and do something about it! just be confident, make positive changes in your life and you'll be happy and normal in no time :-)

>>73497011
>>73497068
i am a woman

>>73497230
that's called suicide lad, you should just get out of bed and do something about it! just be confident, make positive changes in your life and you'll be happy and normal in no time :-)

>>73497161
Have you ever tried pouring Leffe mate? If you don't do it properly it's all head lmao

>>73497265
post bum

>>73497210
Because it's amazon and theyre fucking useless

The Franzi glasses come from a third party company and the Leffe one I bought on EBay

But what a surprise it's the one that's fulfilled by amazon that keeps coming through smashed

>>73497265
Post boobs

>>73497214
that's called sadness lad, you should just get out bed and do something about it! just be confident, make positive changes in your life and you'll be happy and normal in no time :-)

miss playing with the gf's bum, just casually bouncing it around and slapping it and stuff

bums are great

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braaaaaaap paaappp pap papppp brrrrr parp braaaapapap

>>73496772
one of my waifus back in the day

>>73497362
Agree mate. Seeing my gf tomorrow and I'm gonna enjoy the hell out of her bum

>>73497362
>>73497387
Hello niggers

>>73497265
post feet

>>73497324
>>73497300
i decline

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>>73497520

>>73497487
that's called racism lad, you should just get out bed and do something about it! just be confident, make positive changes in your life and you'll be happy and normal in no time :-)

Honestly think I might start collecting beer glasses as a hobby

Gotta have something to do with my time and money

Fairly sure got the ol' reddit flags working again.

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Had a dream last night that the so-called oneitis agreed to go on a date with me

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>>73497568
Nigger

Doing a really smelly poo. How come some poos stink but others are quite odourless? Hmm really makes you think.

>>73497520
post bathroom mirror

>>73494876
>north
>""""""pussyo"""""""

nah

>kent
more like bent

>>73497594
>Oneitis
cuckold

>>73497639
Good post

>>73497597
> NOT racist just don't like them simple as.

>>73497265
post face

alri fellas

>>73497726
Bad post

had a tasty yet healthy lunch. very good.

had half a pint at lunch and im half asleep

>>73497726
Good day my fellow gentleman.
*Tips trillby*

>>73497753
Hello woman

had a shandy at lunch and im drunk af

>>73497726
terribly ordinary post

>>73497763
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

Why are /brit/ gimmicks/memes so fucking atrocious?

What do you think of collective action?

Nobody cares about your white feelings

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LADS it finally happened

Third attempt and they finally managed to not break the glasses

These are truly beautiful glasses. I'm fucking ecstatic

>>73497823
because fuck you thats why

>>73497846
congratulations

i'm the new kid in town

>>73497846
those hands have never seen an honest day's work

>>73497823
They're like memes that hit facebook. By the time they catch on, they have already been done to death.
[/Reddit space/]
Having said that, I do enjoy a lot of /brit/ gimmicks.

>>73497875
Sublime post

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wag1

Korean traditional music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNe2fVqqY8Q

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>>73497921

should have downloaded the good vocaroos before they expired

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>Judge sacked for trolling people on online news stories

what timeline is this

>>73497975
Terrible post

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>>73497984

>>73497875
>>73497904
I literally worked on a building site October '15 - April '16

You've not worked as hard as I fucking did in that period mate. My hands were fucking ruined and I was rubbing Deep Heat into them three times a day.

>>73497921

What is this cultural appropriation? Disgusting.

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lol this is me down to a tea

>>73498008
>brags about working on a building site for 1 month
Lmao

January
February
October
April
May

>>73498025
ahaha very relatable!! to be young amirite

>>73498034
what

6 days a week for 7 months. It's not a brag it's a refutation of your comment about my hands not seeing an honest days work.

>>73498025
me but instead of a week in between it's 6 hours lol

>>73498086
Good meme lad, but be honest: "Where did you get it from?"

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>>73498086

> TFW Palace fan

>>73498096
Ooo you're hard

>>73498086
Is ARSEnal shitting the bed then? Might have to poke fun at my mates

>>73498086
roaring

>>73498107
I'll give your rectum a refutation with my steel-capped boot in a minute you australian goblinoid

>>73498025
exceptional post

>>73497801
astounding post

>enter captcha
>"You forgot to enter captcha"
stop making me give free labour to google

>>73498160
>>73498160
>>73498160

>>73498118
They're 14 points behind Spurs. They've reached a new level of shit such as even Spurs cannot Spurs it up from here to finish below them this time.

>dad is building a FIVE bedroom house for himself despite the fact he lives alone ("I like having friends over")
>it's going to have a smoking room even though he doesn't smoke ("I'm not about to kick anyone outside for a smoke, we can sit down and have some Scotch")
>the smoking room is SEPARATE from the 'bar' in the basement which includes a snooker table

STOP BURNING THROUGH MY INHERITANCE YOU WASTREL REEEEEEEEE

>>73497627
no u