Why do Swedish sound so gay?

Cause they ARE gay lmaooo xdxdxdddd

>>73494228
example pls.

swedANO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>73494251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beFPoiNn0Bs

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hon hon hon, is this really un problème, mon amour ?

>>73494228
Norwegian is way gayer.

>>73494300
You should send me a news program instead of a song. This sounds like a made up language by Germans.

>>73494363
yes

because you're a insecure faggot

>>73494376

Gothenburg dialect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7NTwbBr3lo

Stockholm dialect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUSn9yxDMQM

>>73494381
Whatever, you just dominate Scandinavia

>>73494459
>tfw that last video has a guy who could get any pussy he wanted
>tfw i am ugly and stupid will never get anyone

why is life unfair

>>73494506
not really, besides who gives a fuck about Scandinavia?

>>73494571
I give a fuck about Scandinavia

It's too comfy desu

Don't let ar*bs and dindus destroy it, please, you don't deserve such a tragic fate.

>>73494459
Gothenburg sounds better. It sounds like folovs voloss tos foloros mosfuors hors.
Stockholm dialect sounds similar to German besides R's. It sounds like baliraliti dürülatte pütürete föte.. So Stockholm dialect is the gay one.

>>73494626
>It's too comfy desu

no, it is cold and unfirendly

>you don't deserve such a tragic fate.

Swedes chose this fate, we deserve everything that is going to happen to us

Language comes from the soul of its people.

That's also why Dutch, Jewish and Swiss German sound a bit alike.

>>73494677
Dutch people must have very ugly souls then

>>73494659
>cold and unfirendly

Pretty much my conception of comfiness, desu

>>73494677
I will be kind in words to you. But dutch doesn't sound anything good

>>73494703
ah, you are a socialy inept autist

>>73494755
Judging by this thread you are a fucking loser, genuinely seek help.

>>73494755
Maybe. Is this bad?

>>73494831
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5TOzu0KPhg

Do Swedes even understand how incredibly gay they sound?

>>73494644
Your language sounds like: Gibili bibili bibli babili shem sham bubili. Pretty gay desu.

jag har en otrolig liten kuk och jag älskar svart pojkar

From gayest to least gay

Swedish > Norwegian > Danish > Icelandic > Finnish

>>73499636
>norwegian not the gayest
Bad tier list you have there.

>>73499699
Swedish has the pitch accent thing which is gayer than any other accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15evAadnq4I
Why does fenno-swedish sound much more manly?

>>73499699
Norwegians just sound like smurfs desu.

>>73494677
>Jewish

Hebrew or Yiddish?

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>>73499818
Because we finns lack the pitch accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB0zcqojctE

>>73499999
get

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>>73494251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ihLgWxRqg