/v4/ + /fries/

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/balt/

good morning

>>73487318
Kurvy

hohoho

morning lads

>>73487455
hehehe

>>73487455
>>73487620
ahahaha

>>73487455
>>73487620
>>73487914
hihihihi

first toth

meme

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thank god for czechia, light of progresivness in shitv4

my throat hurts
what should i do

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>>73488519
>Csorgo

Horní

>have /brit/ and /v4/ bookmarked
>/brit/ gets 150 replies in an hour
>/v4/ gets 1

Fucking hell

>>73489608
Dolní

>>73490221
I am horní

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anime

>tfw playing map autisms on the train
feels good
wish the table was bigger tho

>>73489950
do you think it's related to autism?

>>73489950
>/brit/
no thanks, I'd prefer slow thread over that shit pile

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>>73488519
XD

>>73494057
show us how its done Marcel please.

>>73494057
dzien dobry, do programu dziecko czyta szukam malych dzieci - wietnamskich, murzynskich, arabskich w sumie byle ciapate tez moze byc (spaniardzi mile widiani) z pragi albo okolic
wiek 4-7 lat. ma reagowac na komendy po czesku i umiec powtorzyc zdanie tez po czesku. chetni pisac na mail, zalaczyc aktualne foto malego czarnucha. zaproszenia na casting za tydzien dla wybrancow.

lukasz niemiec - A W CZECHACH CIAGLE JAK W LESIE X----DDDDDD
andzej halo - macie wy w CT godnosc i rozum czlowieka?

>slavs
>white

>>73494617
there are

>>73493780
this
been to /brit/ last week
kankera pura

>>73489608
>>73490221
>>73490324
>how to get from village to Village People in 3 posts
good show boys

>>73495392
I won't but my sister

>>73495570
what did he mean by this

>>73495697
Lithuanians can be slav at least partly

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She blond

I am hungary

>>73495885
eat a turkey XD

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>still responding to him

>>73495716
>Horní
>Dolní
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn%C3%AD_Doln%C3%AD

>I'm horní
>I'm top
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top,_bottom_and_versatile#Top

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_People

>>73493907
I played Smite for a few months. Haven't played since new season (January). I like the game, and cool gods. But I couldn't get past the "watch videos and streams to get better". I don't have so much free time I used to before I got fulltime job. And I'm tired most evenings. I did that with Hearthstone which I ended up just watching streams and not playing the game. Maybe if I had a coach or friends that play too. And I have longer reaction times so even if I learned all the items, spells, combos, matchups etc I wouldn't be that good anyway. I should stick to single player RPGs where I can enjoy my autism.

>>73496172
lead by example

>>73496154
lol, nice
what exactly does Horní Dolní mean?

>he can't into minmaxing
keked at the subhuman desu

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This is proof we are white.

>blonde
>blue haired
>man looking horseface

>>73496474
>dark eyebrows

nice try, slofucks

>>73496247
Upper Lower

denotes lower or upper part / village / town
example: Horní Lukavice and Dolní Lukavice are two separate villages

often only village / town with just Horní or Dolní exists nowadays
there are Horní Kozolupy but there are no Dolní Kozolupy

but Horní Dolní is purely fictional and serves as placeholer in forms or denotes a tiny insignificant village in conversation
>we got tire punctured near some Horní Dolní
it could be used even as derogatory term
>You came here from some Horní Dolní week ago and you dare to XY?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_placeholder_names_by_language

t. Jan Novák

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>>73496507
Most blondes have dark eyebrows

who's gonna spoil this?

>>73496586
haha that's cool
reminds me of whole [place name] and Česky [place name]. What's up with that? Couldn't people just name places differently instead of making duplicates with one in Bohemia and other in Morava?

>>73496507
this >>73496635 plus I dare you to find epic posing instagram/facebook picture where they arent wearing make up, usually they pain eyebrows to make them thicker, with a darker colour

>>73496635
no natural blonde has eyebrows that dark

>>73496874
>Couldn't people just name places differently instead of making duplicates with one in Bohemia and other in Morava
we could and we do but I don't think it's really great solution
it's.. complicated
>Pavlovice (Bohemia)
>Slezské Pavlovice
>Moravecké Pavlovice (see it's not even Moravské)
>Velké Pavlovice
>Bohdalice-Pavlovice
>Pavlovice u Kojetína
>Pavlovice u Přerova

>>73497306
me neither, wanna change it

provided you're a girl (female)

we know and that's where the bitterness comes from.

>>73497389
I'm acceptably white

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>>73487318
Hello /v4/riends, how are you doing on this fine day?

I'm on my way home to play some Stellaris.

>>73497107
That's interesting, I don't think I've seen any other country have it like that

>>73497465
I'm actually Sarmatian

>>73497535
well aren't you choosy

>>73497458
In autoškola right now

Finished my lesson few mins ago, now i'm being driven home

Prolly gonna play Stellaris too once i get home

>>73497580
Are you a Paradox slut like me and bought Utopia?

>>73497458
waiting to hear back from job interview. might play some osrs later

>>73497646
>>73497580
did the DLCs finally make it good?

>>73497458
about to end work, gonna go home in two minutes, stop by a shop to look at some clothes but they probably wont have anything for me as im a skelly

gonna take a shower, maybe eat, probably order some white shoelaces

>stellaris
I want to get into it but I just get overwhelmed just like I was with Hearts of Iron

>gsg meme

friends please

>>73497646
Yeah, along with every DLC for it and Mandate of Heaven

Game's good, but feels a little repetetive, i also don't really want to colonize other planets since more pops means higher tech cost

>>73497692
It's probably still not as complex as you'd want to if you're a 4X fan. I like it anyway. The new government and faction systems are objectively better though, and those reworks aren't even part of the DLC but part of the patch.

>>73497699
Stellaris is honestly pretty simple

>>73497735
If only /v/'s gsg wasn't full of raging autists

>>73497814
I haven't bought Plantoids yet because it's frankly way too expensive for what it adds

؜ >>73497743

>>73497743
Singularity is a pretty dope game

>>73498830
This isn't CSGO chat Pawel

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>>73498959
rude

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I suddenly feel like im dying

>>73499146
What's bothering you buddy?

>dad repaired the earphones while I was at work
based

>>73499146
Tell us what's on your mind

>>73499180
emptiness inside

post memus extremus

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heh

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>>73500523

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>>73500363

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>2017
>people still reply to marcel

>>73501613
it's fun once in a boring while

>>73496887
>>73496916
Go out more, and try to see girls from less than 2 meters

>>73502713
(You)

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>>73502208
You will be our (slavs) expert of parley.

>>73497464
>goes to foreign thread to shit it up
>cuckstamps it with a /balt/ in the first post
>wreaks havoc and disinformation
devilish!

>>73502956
I've never written /balt/ anywhere in my life

>>73503598
why does balt hate you

>>73503793
because he's not a tryhard shitposter

>>73503793
I've no idea, I was posting there for about an hour maybe a week ago, before that it was around two years ago

It's just some one salty autistic Lithuanian who keeps watching this thread, I think it's the same one who sperged out 1000 word text reply to me when I was posting last time, kek

maybe this >>73503895

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2C95K7Lgms

>>73504592
now I'm hungry, thanks a lot

>>73504825
no, just no.

I am making paska tomorrow. i think i will write v4 on it

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>>73505265
folded 100 times, clenched in palinka and bryndza

btw you have any ancestry from v4?

>>73505484
yeah my grandpa's from eastern slovakia

>need to screen cap some non-english shit posting mingled in with english for a paper
>everything is surrounded completely by swearing and racism and I'll probably fail if I include it

Don't know how I expected this to turn out desu

>>73505915
so are you from Pensylvania or Texas?

>>73506845
pennslyvania

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>>73505673
Overlord is comfy af
>>73506435
>need to screen cap some non-english shit posting mingled in with english for a paper
>academic study of 4chin
This is beyond retarded

>>73506435
pick a topic that isn't dumb and requires you to come here then

>>73506435
>wanting mixed english/other text with no swearing/racist shit and coming to fucking 4chan for it
just go to the comments section of any kpop music video and you'll have tons of english/korean posts

>>73506435
what do you mean exactly? just random internet user posts in foreign language with English mixed in it? is what you're doing something like usage of English in [insert language name here]?

>>73501303
>czechs
>adidas tracksuit
never got this part

>>73501657
no.

>>73504092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaG_uCvEA
I love lazerhawk
>>73506435
>>73508103
somebody post link to blog of that Slovak sjw that writes in slowglish
some of you may know wtf I'm talking about

>>73508622
>somebody post link to blog of that Slovak sjw that writes in slowglish
you mean the fasion designer or B-Complex?

>>73508680
>Slovak sjw
>B-Complex
huh

>>73508680
I think it was the fashion designer
I swear I had it saved as a screencap, but I can't find it now

>>73508761
>he doesn't know
B-complex was a slovak male DnB producer and then he became a ""woman""

>>73508820
what the fuck
I know him only from a track called Beautiful Lies which was linked to me last year by someone on Steam and it gave me some sort of nostalgia trip because I felt like I heard it somewhere really long ago, and I know he's a Slovak

is this really true? holy shit

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>>73508908
>>73508796
here read some while i look for the fashion designer

>you'll never know what it's like to kiss someone you love
>to wake up beside them in a white bed, under a super thin blanket with the bright morning sun shining through the wide windows
>to smell the warm breeze carrying in the scent of pure summer - it's fresh, like flowers and warms you up inside - and it plays with the long, white curtains blowing them gently
>to gaze into your lover's blue eyes, see the sunlight glint in their honey-blond hair that reminds you of an endless wheat field
>and they smile at you, flashing that perfect set of teeth, with canines that are a bit large and sharp, and always thrilled you, from the first moment you saw them
>and then they kiss you and it's sweeter than anything you know, sweeter than honey, than chocolate, it's intoxicating

>and you pull them closer, and the kiss gets deeper, you feel a tongue playfully touching yours and it feels like heaven, the happiest you've ever been in your life, it's perfect
>but then you wake up in college, on a brown bed in a room with yellowing walls and reality hits you. You never had a relationship. They don't love you. They're in a relationship with someone else.
>even though, if soulmates exist you're pretty sure it's them. no one ever came close before and you suspect that no one ever will
>then the anxiety hits you like a truck and you feel like curling up and crying, but you're not alone, so you pretend that you're still sleeping and turn towards the wall, as a couple of tears do manage to escape
>and you die inside a little bit, but that's okay, it's fine, it's nothing new. in fact you've been dying every day for the past year, and you will do so for another, and another, until you're used to it
>it's been years and you still don't know what it's like to kiss someone you love, but sometimes you dream about it at night
>after all, in their dreams, even ostrich can fly

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>>73508820
wrong. he is genderfluid

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>>73509128

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>>73508974
slovglish gave me result right away

>>73509362
good job anon

>>73509362
nice. I have like 5 folders from Clover on my laptop and I just looked for this pic for like 15 minutes with no avail. I really have to keep my v4 stuff in one separate folder

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>>73509362
>precious kakac

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>>73509362
it doesn't matter that I've seen this before
it still hurts to read

>>73509362
ten text is painful to cist

>>73509362
that's exactly what I meant
so cancerous

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>>73509128

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fugg, I'm really hankering for some mazanec rn ťbh
probably gonna pick a loaf up at my friendly neighbourhood bakery tomorrow

>>73509531
btw it wasnt written by the fashion designer but just some random in comment

Literally shit posting from the toilet

>>73510278
you are just doing it wrong

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Kým niektoré ženy berú oblievačku a šibačku ako povinnú súčasť veľkonočných sviatkov, iné bojujú za to, aby táto tradícia zmizla zo sveta.

"Tak ako každý rok počas Veľkej noci, aj teraz mi v hlave vŕtajú otázky, prečo ešte stále udržiavame absurdné tradície v podobe bitia žien a mladých dievčat, a stresujúceho oblievania vodou," napísala nám čitateľka a pridala aj fotografie s nápismi.

and totally not made up interviews
Simona: Základ je asi nemať za kamošov magorov. Keď niekto príde slušne s malou vodnou pištoľkou, pošibe ma mašľami na korbáči a navonia voňavkou drahšou ako 50 centov, vzdám sa tej trochy zemiakového šalátu aj kinderka.
***

Katarína: Mne osobne to vadí. Vidím v tom sexizmus, aj keď zámerom toho zvyku je, aby boli ženy zdravé a pekné. Ale prečo by za to mali byť zodpovední muži? Prečo tá tradícia stojí na tom, že muž vyšibe ženu a vzápätí ona bude zdravá? Možno kus prehnaný feminizmus, ale Veľká noc by mala mať čisto kresťanský rozmer, ukrižovanie Ježiša a podobne, a dajme tomu oslava jari - ozdobovanie vajíčok. Ale to je tak asi všetko.
***

Beáta: Je to super, keď ma tento rok nikto neobleje a ja zase budem celý rok škaredá a chorá, tak to už nedám.
***

Monika: Podľa mňa je to naozaj neúctivé a úplne proti (nielen feministickej) logike: prídu chlapi, ktorí ťa vyoblievajú vedrami studenej vody, vyšibú... a ty sa im máš za to poďakovať a pohostiť ich a tešiť sa z toho, koľkokrát sa toto zopakovalo?

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>>73511269
>Je to super, keď ma tento rok nikto neobleje

>>73511269
this is getting a bit silly desu

>>73511949
>and kick women in the cunts.
this doesn't hurt them you virgin

>>73509362
I wonder if French or Latin words and phrases bumped into our languages few centuries ago sounded equally cancerous in those times as English ones sound to us nowadays.

>>73511949
>voodoo people remix
great taste

>>73512197
we'll see about that

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What is his endgame lads?

>nieruchający ucieka siędo masturbacji
gnije

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>>73512445
I saw that too

>>73512555
Do you need a hug?

>nieruchanie
XD

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>>73512501
>>73512594
I almost feel bad for him, although "almost" is the keyword here

>>73512622
come 'ere you sad man

>>73512605
>XD
>>>/p*lska/

>bądź mańkutem
>nie ruchaj bo żyjesz w polsce
XD

>>73512833
or you'll just be dead and no one will miss you

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>>73512884
he thinks just because he's a virgin he'll become a saint

>nie dam ci (You) bo nie rucham
XD

>You are so poor you can't even pay attention.

that must be stolen line

>>73512970
common nigger joke.

Another one i like goes like:
>White people have watches, black people have time

>bul pizdy na ruchających bo on nie rucha
XD

>>73512997
>ruchanie wódeczka kiełbaska
>implying you need anything else

>>73512918
ironically, because you only spend your time shitposting about your depressing life, the only people who will miss you will be us, and only because of your miserable shitposting

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did he buy a 4chan pass so he can get around the post cooldown time

>>73513110
I recently noticed that when posting on the mobile version of the site the cooldown is much lower

>>73513136
yes, quality shitposter*

>kupie ci mydło bo nie rucham więc mi nie potrzebne
XD

>jak rosja podbije bo zarucham
XD

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>>73513110
There's two of them now, you can tell by the way they shitpost.
/v4/ is now officially below /brit/ and /polska/ put together tier, so I'm out to play some vidya. Nighty night lads.

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>>73513350
I go to, good night

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>>73513402
gnight

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>>73513350
>>73513402
maybe if we all Marcelpost simultaneously it will drive him away due to being deprived of recognition.

anyway, night lads

>marcel has become the new riley ricka
the fucking shame

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Does anyone have some of these?

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>>73516067

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>>73516158

>>73516191
my favourite by far, always makes me chuckle

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>>73516067
does this one count?

>I've been to all /v4/ countries

heh

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>>73516439
never seen that one before

>>73516158
Poland and Czechia should be switched wtf. Bohemia has lion and poland has orlica

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>>73516562
I think it's referring more to national character

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>>73516504
really? well its true that i grabbed this one a few months back and havent seen it posted since.

>>73516562
ravenclaws gay though

praise ahura mazda

bump thru the nit3

>>73519323
last man standing

https://youtu.be/jRDGst34t0o

enjoy

atok

I am coming down with a cold

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playoffs

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morning lads

>>73525532
hi there

>>73525532
good morning and good night

>>73525532
good morning ladder
a Lidl just opened in my town for the first time

>>73525532
morning

what's up?

>>73521323
ahh runescape. i need to get back into it one of these days.

>>73526404
got done with uni, now all i have to do is get on a train full of old people and enjoy the holidays
you?

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>>73521323
fishing level?

go back to krautchan

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rated

*sends hug to Ma*cel*

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Biť či nebiť? Je v poriadku, keď nedodržiavate veľkonočné zvyky?

Mnohí cudzinci sa na naše veľkonočné tradície pozerajú s nevôľou, no aj mnoho domácich pochybuje, či má zmysel niekoho polievať a šibať.


Ak na Veľkú noc neodišli z domu celý pondelok potichu presedeli doma. Odpojili zvonček, ktorý mal ohlasovať prichádzajúcich šibačov, a predstierali, že doma nikto nie je So sestrou potom potajomky z okna sledovali chlapcov a smiali sa na nich

Takto vyzeral veľkonočný pondelok u výtvarníčky Ivany Šátekovej. Nedávno otvorila svoju výstavu výšiviek na ktorých parodizuje viaceré slovenské tradície. Výšivku o Veľkej noci do výstavy nestihla dokončiť. „Vždy ma fascinovala Veľká noc v Petržalke. Chlapci s igelitkou a korbáčom medzi panelákmi. To už hraničilo s bizarným výjavom,“ hovorí Šáteková

Komický sa jej zdá najmä rozdiel medzi tradíciami a súčasnosťou. „Chápem, že folkloristi, ktorí udržiavajú tradície, sa v tom vyžívajú, ale v bežnom živote, kde má každý mobil v ruke pripojený na internet, mi to príde trocha odtrhnuté od reality

Tento rok sa na Veľkú noc chystá do Zlatých Moraviec, kde sa nešibe, iba oblieva. „Nerobia to tam nejak agresívne, skôr voňavkami. Čo je ale občas ešte tragickejšie ako pohár vody do tváre

Svojmu dvojročnému synovi radšej pred rokom v záhrade poschovávali vajíčka a on sa tešil z toho, že ich môže hľadať. Prispôsobili si tak inú veľkonočnú tradíciu zo západnej Európy. Pýtame sa jej, či o pár rokov svojho syna pošle oblievať iné dievčatá a ženy. „Bojujem s tým vo vnútri, ale zasa nemôžem byť až taká zásadová a zakázať mu to.“

Mnohí Slováci a Slovenky sú každý rok postavení pred dilemu, či Veľkú noc oslavovať alebo nie. Podľa prieskumnej agentúry 2muse má až tretina Slovákov pocit, že veľkonočné zvyky sú už dnes zastarané.

>Muh foreigners dont like this!!!

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>>73532963

>>73532963
sounds like she needs a good whipping

>>73532809
>45 minutes till i'm done with work for today.

Hold me lads, I don't think I'll last that long.

Dlźczĺgẃ piĺprz jĺst tym ẃbrzydliwym gównĺm, który zmuszẃny jĺst nź nźs? Jźk tẃ mẃżliwĺ, żĺ fźcĺt nźzywź tĺn wątĺk? Nic dziwnĺgẃ, żĺ wiĺlu z wźs fźgẃty stźją się trźnnźmi w tych czźsźch, z tĺgẃ rẃdzźju zdĺgĺnĺrẃwźnym """kẃnwĺrgĺncją" """.

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>>73533098
she is lesbian.
and other one is "artist"
http://www.coroflot.com/ivanasatekova/JUCH-slovensk%C3%A9-HENTAI-2011

>>73533374
Sometimes I wonder, if these people like the west and its "progress" so much, why don't they just fucking move there?

>>73533658
isnt it ideologically driven that they feel like messiah changing backward v4 countries

>>73533690
Easy to think that when all you hear is praise from their leftist echo chamber and label anything they disagree with fascist and racist or another buzzwords.
I just hope that we won't reach the western levels of progress here. Would be a shame to see all the traditions go to the drain because it hurts the feelings of some feminist dried cunts.

>>73533801
I think we cant escape it

>>73533658
im pretty sure that they dont want to live in progressive countries, they want to MAKE progressive countries

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>>73509581
>tfw already have a loaf a picked up from granny yesterday

>>73510278
Just move to india and rape until you dick falls off

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Thanks Poland

can cheko and slovekia communicate in their own languages?

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>>73532963

>>73535986
yes

>>73531532
not much desu, currently contemplating ditching today's course lesson

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>>73533098

>>73532963
I want to bully a Slowvak feminizmus girl until she gives up and becomes a submissive housewife

>>73536006
>russian flag

TRIGGERED

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>>73536398
Is this a man or a woman? I honestly can't tell

>>73535986
they are literally mentaly retarted if they cant.

>>73536434
how do you make slovak falg from strips

>>73532988
somebody should copypaste that Šibačka stick and a Vak hat on that help helper frog that spanks anibe girls

https://eurovision.tv/story/meet-joci-from-hungary
>tfw hungarian eurovision artist is literally magyar cigan

>>73536707
their pm is gypsy, why are you surprised? 75% of hungarians have gypsy blood

>>73536168
>>73536543
cool, then how about polan or ex yugo people?

>>73536818
it's hard but possible

What kind of religion do gypsies follow?
I always thought they have their own pagan religion but today I saw one begging with a rosary in hands

>>73536998
They adopt whatever religion is in their host country, while preserving a few rituals or traditions of their own, but I guess that doesn't apply to the most degenerate drug abusing gypsies which you usually see.

>>73536998
they have
but they mixed it with catholicism

>>73537154
Go to work and do something productive for this country instead of shitting up foregin generals, you lazy fuck

>>73537232
>anime loving neet tells me to go to work half hour before the work is ending
lovin
every
laff

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>>73537312
>anime loving neet
Stop projecting.
Leave your basement NOW!

>>73537356
Stop projecting and shitting up foreign generals

>>73536432
yeah go for it >>73536398

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>>73536641
ban sibacka aka patriarchal beating up womyn

>>73537813
sibbi ribbi :DDDD

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>>73537922

Gdansk or Szczecin

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>>73537813
But when I was a kid everyone told me it's not okay to hit a girl, so perhaps sibaćka is in fact an act of egalitarianism, hmmm?

>>73536998
> own pagan religion

Havent heard about that in Slovakia, they are either atheist or Catholics. I would say most believe in God(Christan god), crucifix is very popular so are pictures of Jesus

>>73537813
SSibacka

>>73536998
apparently a kind of religion that allows you to steal shit

>>73536998
They praise the Eternal Accordion, the Patron of Lost and Found, and That Which Fell Off A Truck And Totally Wasn't Stolen. It's a very old cult.

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>>73538342
>>73536641

>>73531541
I think its 53

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>tfw back at home for spring break and i can post again

how's everyone doing?

>>73539553
butiful
saved

>>73543843
szerwusz

>>73535976
Is that a fucking dildo on the left? Can't say that I expected much more from you

>>73543843
jo vanok

>>73543843
ahoj bobku

about to eat and maybe look for some tv serie to watch
>tfw trimmed my nose for the first time and it's irritated and sore now

any plans for the spring break?

>>73539553
very nice

finna drink

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>>73544174
what are you going to watch?

>any plans for the spring break?
nothing special, im gonna drink, play games and maybe work a bit from home

kde si ju jebal geno?

>>73544594
no idea yet, kind want some comfy possible crime investigation serie but only a good one

or just a good serie in general, I really loved Misfits, Crossing Lines, Blindspot, Primeval
>tfw running out of things to watch all the time

I also bought a pint of beer I might drink today or tomorrow
>tfw closest local shop doesn't sell Krušovice anymore
feelsbadman, now the closest one is like 5 minutes away

>>73535976
you buy so many thing as if you were moving there

>>73535976
what the fuck do you need nose hari trimmer for

>>73544728
ruku vam podam ujo

>>73545679
to je moja herna ty geno

>>73545280
it's for home use m'anon, I just bought spare earphones for bus travel, to watch movies and spare charger with usb cable in case one gets stolen again

it's really not many things at all
>as if you were moving there
I wish

>>73545430
I had hair visibly coming out of my nose without putting it up

>>73546051
to bolo tri roky dozadu

>>73546082
you bought wrong trimmer imo
https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-trimmer-NT3000-eyebrows/dp/B01N995M70/ref=dp_ob_title_hpc
this one is great

>>73544128
>using a nose hair trimmer as a dildo

holy fuck you are a genius

>>73546198
yeah it's pretty shit trimmer as I already experienced but it was 1.29 € and I won't be using it anymore maybe so it will do

all of it is from Polish company Esperanza which makes cheap shit that I appreciate

>>73544128
why do you expect anything from me? this relationship that we have is getting a bit bizzare

http://store.steampowered.com/app/208140/

GET IT WHILE ITS HOT

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>>73544174
>bobku
this is Bobek

>>73546871
>-97%
what
why

>>73547925
price glitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ztg-B6v6rQ
holy shit I cant stop laughing this is like car on speed hack

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>>73547959
I don't believ you

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>>73547804
this is Bobek

>>73546871
bought it even when I wont play it

>>73547998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdBuwzRAEAw
De Fast ent de Fiuries: Tychy Dryft

>>73548474
anyone seen the new movie? still funny how people hate tokyo drift but it was last FF about cars

How are you doing, lads?
Have you heard about the Blue Whale game craze? Apparently it's the sensation sweeping the nation

>>73548583
haven't seen it, only heard radio ads that it was out
how was it?
probably exactly what you'd expect from the series at this point, right?

>>73548717
i remember reading about it about 2 years ago, why did it suddenly come back?

I have an ambitious plan to learn Czech (or at least learn to read and listen to Czech)

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“We will not surrender. Never. We are Czech.”

The movie Anthropoid really hit my feels hard

I didn't know G*rmans were that bad, holy shit

>>73548717
dont know thats why im asking

>>73548900
awful movie.

>>73548799
I heard about it on the radio and it seems like it's come to Kekia as well,
or at least that's they what I got from the way they were talking about it

And you'd think our school lifes were not normal when we were 12 and suddenly kids go kill themselves

>>73548873
>I have an ambitious plan to learn Czech (or at least learn to read and listen to Czech)

Życzę Ci wiełe szczęścia, anonie

if you're going for passive understanding, it shouldn't be too hard

>>73548900
Stop watching commie propaganda

>>73549103
wiele* nie wiełe

>>73548975
>>73549144
Wait what, I've been duped?!

Is there something that movie didn't tell me, was it hiding facts?

>>73549357
I dont think there were factual errors it was just another "russian" accent bullshit movie

>>73549426
I see. So you didn't like it because the Czech characters didn't speak Czech. I also share this sentiment somewhat.

I mean, if you're going to make a movie about WW2 in Yurop you probably should let the characters speak their own language.

>>73549192
I know how to pronounce the letters, but not when to use which

Since my knowledge of Polish is superficial and limited pretty much to listening to SBB and Niemen and a few videos on YouTube

Thanks for the correction, though

>>73548873
very nice

>>73548717
>Blue Whale
I don't even know what the fuck that is. It has been on news for past few days and there is NOTHING written about it there except it's a bad game.
>Blue Whale killing people
>There is a new dangerous game called Blue Whale and basically people are killing themselves
>So don't fall for the game and don't let your kids play it
What fucking game? Is it app? Some kind of cult? Fucking shit
I think they want to give less information on purpose so people don't fall for it but they shoot themselves in the foot by not informing people at the same time. And also comment sections filled with retards:
>Why are you making news about this game? Now our kids are going to play it!
>Why you spread this information?? It's dangerous!

Heydrich was the good guy

>>73549550
btw one main guy was slovak

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going to bratislava later this week. what to see and do there? any good places to eat?

>>73549646
Looks like it's from Russia

You're supposed to complete various tasks given by a "curator"
like watching horror movies, harming yourself and so on
and they get more and more extreme and the last one just tells you to an hero

found a Czech parody of it on FB, I guess the ridiculousness of the original is something like this, too
http://imgur.com/a/qNoJU

>>73549550
but then the american masses won't go to see it because americans don't have the mental capacity to watch movies with subtitles

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>>73550278
There is really nothing special to see, you have 2 castles, Slavín-memorial for USSR soldiers, lot of typical boring historical shit like churches, one that stands out is Church of Saint Elizabeth(yes, hungarian elizabeth that grew up in bratislava) becuase its blue lol

idk where to eat, i just eat kebab and pizza when in town :DDD maybe in http://www.altitude.sk/ but its expensive af

>>73550392
kek
reminds me of movie Nerve

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>>73550598
I'm pretty sure I have the mental capacity to watch movies with subtitles. But I do agree that most Americans, indeed the average American, is extremely shortsighted and incapable of enduring simple tasks.

Like eating Kinder eggs, the child was stupid enough to choke on one and now we don't have any Kinder eggs anymore.

Much to the dismay of celebrating Easter, which I am quite fond of.

>>73550613
I'll probabaly check out the church, thanks

>>73550392
that sounds pretty neat
where do I sign up?

>>73550598
he is 1/30 vak anyway

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boyyyyy from city of eleven churches

/v4/ paska is in oven. will post results soon

>>73551995
>>73550694
>>73549646
>>73548799

Looked around some more and there are sites claiming the Blue Whale thing is a hoax

>>73552768
Yeah I saw that one website which dissected if it is really some scary Russian game and it probably isn't, something with the website creator only wanting it to get popular to sell it or something

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how did I do?

>>73549646
>he doesn't know what viral marketing is
yeah i gotta admit that i didn't expect more from you.

>>73546271
Just imagine the stimulation that it could give.

>>73554149
looks like vianocka

>>73548900
>I didn't know G*rmans were that bad, holy shit
>Nazis were bad guys? WOW
I don't even...

>>73554455
>>73554526
will you please bug off back to your autistic foreigner thread

>>73554557
isnt vianocka braided and have raisens in it?

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good night

>>73554941

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>>73556134
gnight

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>>73556134
good night anon

I kick polocks in the bollocks.

here
>>73557664
>>73557664
>>73557664