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Fuck Drumpf

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>>73486889

>>73486897
HEEM'd

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post em

>>73486889
london needs to be moved to 2nd from top, hamilton from 2nd to 1st from top, burnaby is the same as vancouver desu senpai

>canadians are afraid of direct democracy

you cant make this shit up

>not trusting your government means you're not a functioning democracy
>"a continued erosion of trust in government and elected officials"
Ah yes, this report isn't a meme at all and should be trusted.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2017/01/daily-chart-20

redpill me on kegels

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>Mexicans are afraid of chainsaws

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>>73486937
>questioning the economist
Excuse me goyim, do you want me to make you grovel like Mr. Spicer did?

>>73486948
give you +3 bonus to gooch strength

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>>73486937

Some people literally think of the economist as some kind of high brow magazine, what can you do.

The big mac index is good though

OY VEY THE GOYIM DON'T FULLY TRUST THE GOVERNMENT AND BELIEVE EVERYTHING IT SAYS
NOT A FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY
DOWNGRADE IT, SHLOMO

>>73486914
>london
>hamilton

top kek
>>73486889
muskoka lake and canmore are towns

fuck cxrubmph fuck white pipo

>>73486996
I get my news from high quality sources such as The Economic, The Wall Street Journal, The Independent, and late night TV on HBO and Comedy Central.

>>73486691
all of the piteous tongues softly resting in the mouths of all the men that fearlessly stain the face of this god-forsaken earth have yet to craft the precise words that would help me describe how much I want to fuck her

>>73487025
shit taste 2bh

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>>73486889
I'm a really big fan of Vancouver and Toronto t.b.h. for reasons that are hard to explain

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>>73486999
>jews aren't even subtle anymore

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what's wrong with british people

>>73486999
>>73486975
>>73486937
you've no idea...

the public lack trust in the public officials because they are not trustworthy, your democracy was downgraded because drumpf was the most trustworthy candidate of both major parties

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What is your opinion of cute latinas?

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I don't know what to do /cum/, a female friend of mine us claiming my roommate drugged and raped her last saturday, and my roommate is claiming they had sex. I saw her visibly drunk earlier in the night and I let it slip so she wants me to go to the university police with her tomorrow. FUCK I don't want to betray my homie if he did nothing wrong, and I just can't see him doing something like that, but I'm torn. I've known this girl since high school, she doesn't seem like a liar.

>>73487053
I always imagined those are Rasheeds tbqh

>>73487078
Don't they get fat after 25

>>73487025
>read this post
>expecting some good shit

what the fuck anon

>>73487077
Yes, you should trust politicians. They have your best interest in mind. Nothing they do is for their own expansion of power.

>>73487078
I would trade all of our poos for a few

>>73487083
we need far more information you dumb fag

did he give her drugs? were they both under the influence of alcohol? was she conscious? have you spoken to your bro?

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>Playing on the PC
>Dad comes into room
>Snoops around, reading, eventually finds phone
>Goes through history
>Opens 1 a.m. history
>Finds doujinshi
>"LOL anon do you really masturbate to cartoons?"
>Mom comes inside room
>"Look, your son masturbates to cartoons"
>Shows her phone
>Gives a shoutout for sister to come see my porn
At least it wasn't anything illegal

>trusting college girls about what rape is
Some crazy cunt was saying her boyfriend raped her because she agreed to sex despite not wanting it.

>>73487113

>having your parents call in the whole family to look at your porn

good god

>>73487101
No you shouldnt trust politicians. And the complete and utter lack of faith americans have in their politicians is evidence that your democracy is functioning poorly. what dont you get?

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>>73487113

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>>73487089
Wondering how this software works.

r8

>>73487083
My only experience with things like this is horror story greentexts on here but tbqh I wouldn't put it past anyone if she's very prideful and for some reason or another fucking him makes her ashamed

And I mean you saw her drunk

>>73487089
annie

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>you will never stain her mountaintops

>>73487126
Distrust of the government is a core in American culture.
>distrust of government means your democracy isn't functioning
Complete retardation tier. But you're a socialist so a hard-on for the expansion of government is expected.

whito piggu go home!!!!!!!

>>73487125
Pretty sure he is going to bring it up every time at family reunions or when friends come over

>>73487156
youre actually brain dead lmfao

WHY CANT I FIND A FUCKING JOB TO SAVE MY LIFE FUCK

>>73487110
99% chance both drunk, I don't know if she was conscious, she says no he says yes. I've spoken to him about it, all he said was they hooked up after a party. Claims no drugs were involved, and I honestly believe him, the only drugs you'll find in this apartment are weed and maybe some shrooms

>>73487164
No, our country was founded on distrust on government and centralized authority.

>>73487122
>those time digits
I found it kind of worrying when people were starting to rationalize regret rape

>>73487164
Really enjoying your arguments here. Are you going to keep repeating the same shit over and over? Distrust of government doesn't mean your democracy isn't functioning. A complete and full trust of your government leads to totalitarianism, not more freedom. But like I said, you're a socialist so mental retardation is completely expected. But then again I'm pretty sure I remember you saying a couple days ago that you're 18 years old, so there's still time.

>>73487190
>>73487185
you guys are tearing this strawman to bits

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you actually cannot help yourself from replying to the quebec niggers bait every single day
you two deserve each other

>>73487149

what DID jeff "creepy songs bordering on incest" Mangum mean by this?

>I use "strawman" despite not knowing what it means
Keep thinking that the government should always be trusted. Really good arguments, by the way. Reminds me of the time your reason for thinking China can win a war against the US is because they can "just shoot down all the American satellites and force everyone to trade with them."

>>73487183
What kind of a human being is your friend? What kind of a person is she? I feel like it should be a no brainer whether or not he actually roofied her and fucked her lifeless unconscious body

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>>73487201
I hope at least Ameriburgers learn about the Quebec menace this way.

Lack of faith in the government is a great thing for democracy though.

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>tfw can't be baited

>>73487164
we have a different understand of government because in our case changes made in the government are long lasting and resist reform. Very different from a euro style parliament where changes are tested and walked back all the time.
it makes sense for us to be much more skeptical

>>73487201
It's not bait if he's legitimately retarded enough to believe this (which he is).
>>73487224
He's not Quebecois. He's a mulatto with an Anglo father.

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>he trots out his strawman in the very next line

So baltimore's sewage is literally leaking out onto roads and into water

>>73487113
serves you right

>>73487003
exactly, they're both shit

No namefags, how am I suppose to know who is special

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>I begin listing off random fallacy's every time I start losing an argument
Even Conway spamming "not an argument" is more legitimate than this.

sacramento will be unable to provide a quote where i say the government should be blindly trusted, he'll only find the opposite

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>That my sir is a strawman fallacy

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>>73487239
>google it
>news results from a year ago
Nigger cities, not even once.

>last of my lemonade in the fridge is full of pulp

reee

>"the complete and utter lack of faith americans have in their politicians is evidence that your democracy is functioning poorly"
Ah yes, I remember when you didn't say this.
>E-everyone needs to trust the government! A-americans not trusting their government means their democracy is flawed!

>>73487083
>giving this much of a shit when no one has any proof of anything

This is how overly emotional bitch boys act

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The fact that North Korea is about to be nuked to the ground makes me so happy.

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>Pulp? Not a fan

>>73487285

its disgusting

Trusting the government is a sign of low intelligence. Prove me wrong.

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>its disgusting

>>73487266
2.7 million more gallons just leaked in last week. It's literally fucking third world
http://morningsidemaryland.com/after-heavy-rains-2-7-million-gallons-of-sewer-water-ended-up-in-jones-falls/

>americans having no faith in any of their democratically elected officials to the point of electing a reality TV clown is equivalent to a healthy scepticism of big government

el oh el

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>its disgusting

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>>73487298
>Prove me wrong
Mexicans have low trust in the government

>>73487298
It's a sign of being a cuck that's for sure.

I want a good christian gf like taylor swift

you have 10 seconds to tell me why pulp in drinks are good without diving into your fedora folders

you cant

>>73487317
63% of Mexicans trusted their government in 2012.
https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/jan/24/trust-in-government-country-edelman

>>73487317
Actually they don't.

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>>73487284
>nuked
Why bother? Cold War era military filled with conscripted peasants and some shitty homemade nukes aren't a real threat.

>I don't like pulp
Go back to drinking Sunny D, fag.

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sacramento's favourite pastime is hitting strawmen

reminder that collectivisation does not require government

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>you have 10 seconds to tell me why pulp in drinks are good without diving into your fedora folders

>>73487354
absolute lad

no argument

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>>I don't like pulp
>Go back to drinking Sunny D, fag.

>>73487212
He's not a bad person, neither is she, which is why I'm having such a hard time figuring out what to do. Someone isn't telling the truth, and tomorrow I have to either go to the police or refuse and stand up for him. Is having sex with a girl under the influence of alcohol rape? I don't know, if drugs are involved I'll say yeah.

>>73487343
I like it that way

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>collectivisation does not require government

I think Quebec may be legitimately retarded folks.

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>>73487345
>>73487347
:^)

>reminder that collectivisation does not require government
How would you stop people from taking resources for themselves? That's exactly what happened last time we didn't have governments. Certain people became rich, were able to use their resources to conquer other lands, and totalitarian monarchies were born. Human nature goes against that meme.

>>73487404
if theyre both under the influence its obviously not rape

if one person is in the mindstate to consent and the other isnt, its rape.

if she was sloppy drunk and your friend was buzzed, he took advantage of her

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>I enjoy pulp as well as crunchy peanutbutter

>>73487407
It didn't in the past. But people also has identity, connections, shared culture, and purpose in the past.

Drunk sex is rape because you can't consent when drunk.

>selfish people not understanding collectivisation

lol

>>73487427

now hold on, crunchy PB is an entirely different story

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>>73487430
but who is the rapist

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>>73487313
>literally a shithole

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>i enjooy crunchy pb

>>73487447
The man is always a rapist, unless he is a minority, unless the woman too is a minority, in which case the minority man with a disability is not a rapist unless she is a female minority with a disability etc.

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>>73487482
isn't that sexist and racist

>>73487482
lmao that this is really how people think

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>I dont enjoy both kinds of peanut butter

6th night in a row with 4 hours of sleep, my friends this is not healthy learn from my mistakes

>>73487447
How can a guy be raped? It's not possible. The girl is always the victim

>being an idealistic teenager who thinks his meme vision of collectivization could literally every happen
Now I'm certain than you did say that you're 18. Good thing that you're less than a 1/4th through life and will get through this phase.

Almost failed my last semester of HS cause i was addicted to letsplays

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>How can a guy be raped? It's not possible. The girl is always the victim

>not being right wing is a phase!!!!!
>one day you will grow up and be happy to work 9-5 like the rest of us!!!!

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>How can a guy be raped? It's not possible. The girl is always the victim

I honestly can't fathom liberals who are upset with Trump because some soldiers may get killed.

I mean what the fuck were they expecting

>oh no my brother in l-law is in south korea this is so sad fuck Trump

>>73487540
I can't fathom them getting upset because he doesn't want to go to war.

>>73487540
they were not expecting a war in the korean peninsula you dip

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>>73486889
>forgetting the most patrician city of all

>>73487540
>not understanding partisan politics
Nigga these were the same people who were saying the West has to save the Syrian bebbies but when Trump fires some missiles at Syria they get mad about it.

>>73487553
Why would one deploy troops to one's country where one does not expect'dve war

>>73487568
he's including silly little towns with a main street, hotel and ski shop nestled between mountains

they're only nice because of the nature outside the town limits

>>73487553

Why wouldnt they? Is North Korea, they are ugly, evil and commies.

>>73487568
Nobody ever thinks about/remembers PEI desu

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reminder

>>73487580
>that one time BajaChan memed this image

>>73487626
who?

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post (ur) thighs everyone. i'll start

>>73487596
The only reason I know it exists it because of Unturned to be honest.

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>>73487621
>Take The Car
>good

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>>73486889
>Canmore
>not Banff

>>73487629
you

>>73487635

switch kuudere with sundere and you're right

>>73487651
Do you enjoy the taste of shit?

>>73487647
Banff is too touristy. I put a lot of thought into it, and settled on Canmore as the best city in Alberta.

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>>73487636

>>73487644
You dont understand. The STM barely qualifies as good. This is just means the TTC is better than calgary, edmonton and ottawa

American products are better than canadian products

>>73487635
>Having a waifu.
Hi Chris, are you gonna remaster Sonichu yet?

>>73487636
Too ashamed, I can only do lmao 2pl8 squat

>>73487662

I enjoy my great taste

>>73487662
canmore is literally not a city you shitstain, and all the mountains are outside of the town limits

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>>73487665
Well I mean beating nearly nothing hardly counts as an achievement.
>tfw using public transit

>>73487667
what if america becomes canadian product?

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guys
guys

guys

d-do u like me?

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>>73487506
This, men are the evil ones. Notice how basically all crime is committed by men? Made me think

took a picture of my thigh but its too powerful to post here

>>73487662
Nobody goes to Canmore to visit Canmore.
That place is used as a spot to eat breakfast on your way to Banff or take a piss break before you get to Banff

t. Calgarian who goes to Banff all the fuckin time

>>73487667
>canadian products

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>>73487693
>tfw patrician of the arts every time i ride the montreal metro

>>73487716
I see you as a rival in the battle for world conquest, other than that, I hate your what a shitty thread posts but you're alright for the most part otherwise.

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>>73487649
me?

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>>73487717
These are the most ridiculous school uniform designs I have ever seen.

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>>73487686
City/town/locality/village/metropolitan area, whatever. Mountains are mere minutes away, and you can feel enveloped by their presence.

By the way, you can't buy property in Banff unless you have a job there, and all the jobs in Banff are aussie-ski-bum tier.

>>73487757

thats a cute witchgirl

>>73487759
should call it "best places in canada" not "best cities in canada"

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nigt cum

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*discusses international culture*

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>>73487809
my culture>u're culture

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>>73487839
She looks like shit

Who else likes Midnight Snacks here?

>>73486889
Kelowna and st johns are both really fucking nice but oakville and calgary are shit. I grew up in oakville and believe when I say it's super fucking boring and there's NOTHING to do.

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>it's april 11th where he lives
>he lives in the past

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>>73486889
why is Victoria top tier? they are jerks. they have a bunch of waste they dump straight into the ocean that flows straight to my beach. not nice at all

>>73487867

Aren't poo-loos obsessed with Canadian women? Like borderline depraved? KEK

>>73488008
Most non-white men are, flips, nogs etc.

where is everyone?

>>73488074

the normies and non BEST coasters are all asleep

>>73488074
Just another ded /cum/, happens a lot in the middle of the week

morning /jizm/

what kind of woman would date hitler

>>73488074
This.
You people are boing at night.

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>>73488101
All of them

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>>73488101

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>>73488148
but i like nazis

>>73487990
rekt

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Ursula had a hard life

>>73488112
>>73488092
>>73488087
ok well I guess you guys will have to do.
so this weekend my girlfriend is out of town and my friends are busy so I have nothing to friday night. I want to watch a baseball game and have a few drinks in my room. the problem is I cannot legally buy alcohol because of my freedom. i have someone I can ask to buy me some but I feel like it'll be awkward. and I don't know how much to give him. I just want a bottle of whisky to mix with some pop

>>73488171
and you guys are supposed to be eco nerds

>>73488186
gtfo normalfagot

>>73488186

10-15 bucks oughtta do it

>>73488186
People Opposed to Outflow Pollution (POOP) is fighting to stop the sewage, they are eco nerds. Victoria is the only place that votes green in canada

christina hendricks is fucking old

>>73488197
>I feel like it'll be awkward
direct evidence that I'm not a normie

>>73488200
that doesn't seem like enough
I'm not experienced in this

>>73488233
why do they care so much about oil pipeline stuff but then do this crap?

>>73488266

and yet, I'd STILL hit that until my pecker fell off

anglo canadian babyboomer butthurt concerning quebec could be harnessed to power a small african nation

>>73488287

thats about how much a smirnoff/amsterdam costs here, dunno what it costs in Wasington

>>73488288
bit gay

>>73488305

t. gay

>>73488287
>why do they care so much about oil pipeline stuff but then do this crap?
Victoria city council controls the outflow of sewage not your average Victorian taxpayer, and according to them their system "screening, skimming & long outfalls & diffuser ports into deep, cold, fast flowing currents has a negligible effect on the marine environment."

They're expelling piss and shit into the pacific ocean, this not a big deal and not comparable to an oil spill in the open ocean.

Im sorry, but feces washing up on the shores of Washington wont stop the city council.

I hiked for several hours and went on a night walk while eating little today. I could eat an octorok

>>73488336
reddit

>>73488350
facebook

>>73488299
what size is that?
the only time i've ever bought alcohol it was in Ireland and at a bar and that's way overpriced
I guess I'll look up prices. should I give the guy some extra money for his trouble?
>>73488327
I heard something about it harming salmon

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London, Ontario is the greatest city in this country, it's probably Canada's best kept secret. I think I'm the only person in this city who actually moved here to live and work.

>>73488366
the problem is that treating the waste would create atmospheric pollution, and the standards for diffusing pollution in canada were made for fresh water, not the ocean

i don't understand how to navigate ylilauta

>>73488381
tell me whats great about london

>>73488366

750mL

>>73488429
It's a very aesthetic city (if you like trees and parks and shit), it's large by Canadian standards (about 400k people) so it has a nice downtown and all of the amenities you would expect from a city, 90% white (and the minorities we do have are the good kind, grad students and academics and whatnot), as a single guy with a regular job I can afford my own detached house, and if I get bored it's no big deal to drive into Toronto for the weekend or even just a day.

>>73488539
Where did you move to London from? Im from montreal, so it would be a huge downgrade in terms of services. And i just looked it up, London is 82% white, while greater montreal is 75% white.

You havent convinced me at all

>>73488483
i just found a list of the prices for each state. it had $17.99 for 750ml of jack Daniels. I've heard that stuff is kinda crappy though, all I've ever had was jameson and it was pretty tasty. idk if it matters because it'll be mixed with pop again

I know how say tomato. I can speak English.

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I cant hold a book open in one hand and keep my PB&J from sliding apart in the other

>>73488429
London is a shithole, it's like one giant strip mall

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SOMEONE TALK

>>73488576
What kind of services are you talking about? Public transit in London isn't as good as it is in Montreal, but I have a car so it doesn't matter to me. And I'm not trying to convince you of anything. Frankly, we don't need or want Montreal folk in this nice city. Montreal (like Toronto) is a nice place to visit but I wouldn`t want to live there or be around those people all the time.

Also, only 82%? That is surprising, the city seems whiter than that, to the point where SJW's like to whine about it.

I am originally from Halifax, I lived in Toronto for a few years, and ended up in London.

>>73487224

We're the original pepes

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dixieland jazz is so comfy

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>Didn't complete my final programming project
Guess who's failing this class

>>73488860
>What kind of services are you talking about?
Literally everything
>Frankly, we don't need or want Montreal folk in this nice city
right you'd prefer Filipinos


Halifax seems nice enough, but southern ontario looks like a boring suburban shithole to me.

cum lol

why are you so afraid to fall in love again

>>73489231

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

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can somebody explain this? isn't it normal to eat girls out in America?

>>73489572

probably disgust at you porking a laqueesha

I type very slow in bed so keep the thread slow until I go to sleep

*breaks your fucking spine*
Oops

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>>73487968
>The furthest timezone his shithole "country" can manage is Eastern
Don't bother calling me when you get to the present, I'll already be in the future.

>>73489932
h-hey could you help me up there pal

>>73489849
one way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya

>>73489981
Sure
*stomps you*
Oops, hehe it was an accident, sorry

>>73489572
>black

Nope

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>hey look who finally decided to come out of their room

>>73490044
hey could you please really try to be careful there it hurts a lot when you do that

chicken tenders boyos

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dunkin donuts opens in 5 mins
gonna get some breakfast and coffee desu

>>73490174
It's 5am go to bed

>>73490205
>breakfast
it's beddy-bye time go back to sleep punk

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>>73490226
staying up as long as I can to fix sleeping schedule before work starts again

Any of you tried steaming irl on twitch before?

>>73490218
no
>>73490240
I used to have to do that too often. Good thing I'm a NEET now so I can be a slug and a leech at the same time.

I should probably cut back on caffeine desu, I haven't slept all night

I should probably cut back on amphetamines desu, I haven't slept all night

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>>73490269
>NEET
>American

Technically you're just trash

>>73490382
*spits black sludge at you*
don't talk to me normalfag

Today is Salsa Day

>>73490573
Oh mèxicanos El doritos Como?

>>73490604
No taquitos La mucho bominos

God, bullying canadians feel great

Going to bed now my eyes hurt see y'all next time

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Rrminder

>>73490743
eating cheese pizza rn fuck you

>>73490743
What did canada mean by this?

Truthfully I like girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys

JUST

FUCK

>>73490907
GO TO BED

MY

>>73490940
AAaaaaaggghhhh
Reeeeee you fucking idiot

JUST

MYY

SHIT

>>73491036
GO TO BED

>>73491036
Mother.....

fffuuuuuuuucckkk it's chilly

>>73491102
In my willy

>the ameri-anon is constantly checking and surveilling this thread for my just fuck my shit up posts


Zozzle

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>>73491135
I'm gear watch

J-just?

>lay down late at night cause sleepy

>fall asleep forgetting to turn in homework

>wake up at 5am randomly

>finish and turn in homework

hey dudes

Trump wrote a letter to our president saying he loves Porzingis and will always protect us


thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA

suga suga how you get so fly

>>73486913
whats her name? smoky or something?

>>73489932
It's sweet that you took my advice.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5yFoeAaG8Q

>>73492893
:^) thanks bruh
Now my funposting levels have increased by 30%

>>73491581
You're welcome?

>>73491581
You're welcome?

>>73486889
do you guys even get the point of this meme format

>>73494680
Yeah. The point is that you should shut up..

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>Scarborough
>shittiest tier

I'm welcome?

Hello.

This song is for you new worlders...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9No8kVSXqQ

Rate/

>>73494680
They're Canadian. Of course they don't

>at least 2 more weeks in the hospital to receive IV antibiotic therapy
REEEEEEE

>>73495067
Your balls fall off yet?

why dont usa just lay mines on the mexican border?

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Hmmmm

>>73495171
No but I might have to get fluid drained out of one that would be fun
Still swollen as fuark
Also every day I sit in here I get weaker, and Charlie gets stronger

>>73495251
Because you know white people out jogging or doing some cross fit bullshit would step on one and then the muh atrocity people would come out and start a Facebook petition to have them removed

>>73486889
>scarborough at the bottom
This knows the way I feel.

I'm too lazy to post cute memes but I hope all of you had a wonderful day!

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>>73495017
Soothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zT7FEZkMU0

>>73495000
Yes

>>73495251
Why would we?

Turning out unwelcome neighbors isn't murdering them

>>73495750
Hope your day goes well too bud

Next edition should be holocaust center edition

Hate the word bud
Lad sounds more fun
Please use it more

Mornin' cumbums

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>>73497141
and goodnight

>>73497195
I'll breed you later denmark I just woke up

in The usa can i fish with kalashnikov?

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>>73497255

>>73497274
yeah man

>>73486889
>Oakville and London above Toronto
Come on now

>>73497327
god Blessthe land of the free

I like to be part of the commonwealth of Anglo counties.

>>73497195
>>73497274
>>73497275
>suddenly crosses

It's a honor to speak the honorable language we call English.

It's a great honor to be able to speak with each other.

I didn't know the netherlands was a country until I was already in my 20s

I'm happy that yanks and maples syrups can understand Ugandans because of our great Anglospheric heritage.

https://youtu.be/nUnglD5-h9A

Business idea: combine lads and buds into a new word: bads or maybe luds

>>73497871

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blud

Really getting sick of leafs buds

It was a REALLY bad idea to stay up all night and then jack off twice in the span of an hour

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TIME MY CHANGE ME

BUT I CANT TRACE TIME

>>73498083
>>73498083
>>73498083

get in loser

shalen't posteth in a daneish thredd

>>73498145
thou shalt posteth in maith thredd

I work as customer support at an online casino, all the Canadians are Quebecois for some reason.