/cum/

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the girl who rocks my world

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>TFW fresno county

Hold me

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what did she mean by this?

>>73482972
i hate myself

>>73483018

oh god, you poor soul

>smoking near my window
>fucking cat appears out of nowhere
It scared me

>>73483018
>Fresno
move out of that shithole asap

i want attention

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I can't believe he signed this today

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>>73483059

Fuck Donald Drumpf

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>yes I smoke

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>>73483059
wtf i hate durmpt now

>>73483058
Here (You) go

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>>73483059

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>>73482972

>tfw white

drinking a beer haha

>>73483053
>>73483046
My hometown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drYhh3bMiIA

>>73483120

absolute MADMAN

>>73483120
me too ha

>>73483120
on a weeknight? crazy.

>you can be arrested for merely coincidentally discharging your firearm in the direction of another human being
what a mad sense of justice that is

My whiteness is the only thing that gives me solace in life.

>>73483153
IT WAS JUST A PRANK

tfw to smart to be white

>>73483119
>texans
>white
LoL

>>73483059

finally, I can't wait for the crackdown with SWAT kicking down weeb's doors and gassing them right on the spot.

>>73483153
Lol I thought it was unloaded

ordered a pizza

when it comes im gonna drink a beer with it haha

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>>73483129

he's a large individual

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>smoking

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was this picture taken in america or europe?

might my first 30 inch pizza tonight. this is not prime pizza time, so I expect it to be ready in perhaps twenty minutes. after degreasing I may have pizza for a week yet

>>73483200
might as well drink one while you're waiting haha

>navy federal won't let me reset my password
fucking jews

i'm taking my business to US bank

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>>73483208
>>73483080
*winks at u and blows smoke*

>>73483231
i dont like beer on an empty stomach haha

18 slices my good gentlesir

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>>73483208

>smoking cuckerettes instead of real tobacco

>>73483207
para ti

>>73483208
Sitting in my bedroom smoking so much weed that my chest is hurting, on a porno website watching a sexy Latina squirting.

Who /CALIFORNIA CHI/ here?

>>73483249
*tips*

>>73483249
a yo that come in pina colada?

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>Sitting in my bedroom smoking so much weed that my chest is hurting, on a porno website watching a sexy Latina squirting.

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>Drinking or smoking marijuana on a week night.

You are all going to feel shitty at work/school tomorrow.

>>73483230
>tfw uli quit video games so he could swim

Smoking weed is worthy of a fedora post? Really now

>>73483288

kys

post girls lapdancing on girls plz

>>73483329
bit gay innit

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>Smoking weed is worthy of a fedora post? Really now

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(For)73483294

>>73483312
I hope he found his deep blue water and wins the mind game

FOB

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>Who /CALIFORNIA CHI/ here?

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What do you buds think about the area in which a girl expels feces from?

>>73483310
i dont feel anything from smoking the next morning desu

>>73483367
horrid

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>>73483329

>>73483323
Are you Black by any chance?

>>73483367

girls dont poop, stupid

thatd be disgusting

>>73483319
you first senpai

a la verga contigo pinche americano sucio

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>>73483367
It's cute

>>73483367

from their mouths

>>73483323
Fanta's for us
Henny's for the sluts (chyeah)

>>73483401
underrated

>>73483344
this fedorapost doesn't apply it's not a beta activity. It's literally breaking the law, saying fuck you to the system

>>73483367

ass men are better than tits men

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>on a porno website watching a sexy Latina squirting

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>tfw I accidentally confessed to her
I couldn't hold it in

>>73483392
>Shit eyes
>Shit skin
Getting real SICK and TIRED of the latina meme

73483415
..............

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>>73483367

>>73482972
>have a /fit/ friend that's awkward asf around girls
>with him and one hot girl in a sc group
>girl is always sending "lol just me dreaming about anons body" to the gc
>has told me multiple times she wants to fuck him
>he still hasn't fucked her, to shy
>everytime he's drunk he'll go on a rant about how shy he is about girls
lmao normiedom is literally being handed to him but he can't handle it

>>73483467
probably has a small weener desu

>>73483367
*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

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the game is about to start, buds

>my youtube recommends used to be filled with trump stuff because I watched a lot of trump stuff

>just watched 2 (two) spongebob youtube poops and now my entire recommended is filled with dumb spongebob shit

What if liberals are being warmongers so the right will contrarianly push for peace?
huh... kinda makes ya think a little

How much of a presence does the Queen have in the Canadian zeitgeist? Even here I don't know any one who gives a single toss about the old bag, literally all we see of her is on our money and maybe every now and then on the TV.

Can't comprehend how little of a fuck you lads would give.

If I see one more fucking WHICH STATE IS LE BEST xdd I'm going to snap

>>73483511
I don't really but I find the history interesting

>>73483480
LMAO GONNA ASK HIM NEXT TIME I MEET HIM

>>73483511
As a non-Canadian who has never lived or been in Canada, I can surmise that it's mostly just
>oh right we've got a queen on our loon

*sharts on the crown*

ah yes

>>73482972
sauce?

it's utah

by the way

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TENNESSEE

>>73483511
I would give my life for her. God Save her and the rest of the family. My ancestors may have abandoned England, but my veins still pulse Earl Grey.

*cracks open another Bud Light™ to enjoy the Major League Baseball™ game with*

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>I would give my life for her. God Save her and the rest of the family. My ancestors may have abandoned England, but my veins still pulse Earl Grey.

*cums in you*

>>73483554
A californian with british heritage now I heard everything

>>73483511
The royalist movement among anglos is pretty large. Most people who vote conservative and the older generations are royalists. I myself am one, but i have british heritage and am actually a british citizen so that plays a part. Quebecois and immigrants are mostly indifferent or opposed.

Australia will remove the monarchy before us

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tfw life might finally be looking up for the first time in a long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0v1PCqAOl0

make that pussy pop

*bukakes the dane*

>united stock only down 1% for the day
STOP RISING BACK UP

I WANT TO BUY YOU BECAUSE SHORT MINDED SOCIAL MEDIA AND CHINKS SHOULD BE SCARING YOU RIGHT NOW

Who is stocking up on cheap chinese goods before the incoming trade war?

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>my feet smell like movie theater popcorn

>>73483599
>tfw life might finally be looking up for the first time in a long time
>posts anime pic and anime song

don't get your hopes up

>have phat Manlet ass
>women slap it with impunity
If I did the same to them I would go to jail

>>73483531
I made it in MS paint like a year and a half ago.

Some gay porn idk.

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>>73483616
the song is chinese dumb californian

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>being a manlet

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What are these things on my leg?

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>>73483634
B A I T E D

>>73483624
I wish girls would slap my ass in a flirtatious manner.

>>73483624
if you like it stop being a fag

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>>73483643
I baited myself
I forgot chinese was in the name

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particularly gay today

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>tfw 3 hour eating window in my fasting schedule is almost up
Time to chug a beer

writing a recommendation letter isn't fun

>>73483645
It's not even flirtatious. They do it to express control

>>73483668
folk fast on lent?

>>73483681
>being beta

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>>73483681

>>73483641
Shart pimples is what my mama calls em

Gotta just scrub em real good with some duck fat and they come off

>>73483599
A decent chinese toon good job

>>73483608
ummm eww

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>>73483681
That's hot

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Convince me to not go buy more of these

My desk is already covered in old cans of them

>>73483689
And what am I supposed to do? I tried doing it back but it's mostly women here so they all united against me and now they all do it ugh

Can you give /dixie/ some love? >>73480351

>>73483685
Getting back into intermittent fasting for the first time in years to shed some weight. Did it all the time during cross country to keep myself in skele mode.

>>73483724
>not getting the purple one
fuck you

>>73483732
you have a harem of dominant women slapping your ass against your will? sounds like my japanese animes

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This is how to best live life

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>Red Sox win

>>73483724
I'm cracking lads nothing would feel better right now than a refreshing sip

>>73483753
Honestly I've only ever tried this type

>>73483750
shoot mang, you sure that's healthy?

>take the effort to write up a serious and in depth reply to someone
>don't get a single (you)
sm.h 2bh lads

>>73483756
It sounds hot to you but it's honestly annoying. Sometimes they line up when I'm at te back of the break room, one of them will tell me to do something, and they then just slap it down the line while repeating the order. God is testing me desu

>>73483768
>work work work work work
nope

>>73483801
Life is boring without nothing to do

you'll understand later in life, kid

>>73483784
I managed fine before, I'll be fine now. I keep any cravings controlled by drinking water or tea; just don't want to get into amerifat status.

Regardless people have fasted for thousands of years and you have a good chance of living slightly longer. As long as you get all the nutrients you need within meal time it's not too big of a deal.

>>73483422
>her
LMAO what a fucking faggot, i bet you dont suck your friends cocks

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>>73483609
early bird gets the worm

>>73483820
no shit retard, but I'm not gonna spend it with my knees in the dirt pulling weeds and taking care of animals

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>>73483785
>take the effort to write up a serious and in depth reply to someone
>thread 404s before I can post it

>>73483800
Im a handsome guy, girls would never do this to me because i intimidate them.

just stick up for yourself you fucking beta male

>>73483822
well you've got more willpower than me, that's for sure

>>73483846
wow that must have been REALLY in depth

>>73483785
link your post. I don't see it in the thread.

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MY ROOMMATES BORROWED MY NON STICK BAKING PAN AND LEFT SHIT ON IT OVERNIGHT

>>73483864
I need this job and several of them rank higher than me. It just got to me today cause they started drawing crude pics of me on the tables. Just a few more months and I'm out of here... Not worth it trying to scare people

>>73483750
>IF
>chugging a beer instead of taking a shot of vodka

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God dammit do I hate this meme art class I took. I wish my university didn't force this shit on us.

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just swallowed some pills with spit because I didnt feel like going and grabbing water

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>>73483912
Sorry now your teflon has bacon bits now

>>73483880
It's been a long fight. The big factor in me gaining weight was drinking pop/soda all the fucking time. I've managed to only drink zero calorie ones now and slowly weening off that now. Definitely caved before but it's not the end.
>>73483922
that's some salty spitoon shit

>>73483922
>needing water to swallow pills
I bet you have a high pitched sissy voice.

>>73483919
why dont you sue them and make millions of dollars? your boss CANNOT slap you on the ass bruh

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>relying on other people to sell you food instead of being independent and cultivating your own

>>73483902
not here, somewhere else
i just sought out an active general to complain because my home general is dead at this hour.

>>73483946
delet

>>73483922
I do this all the time but I have to grab my testicles and squeeze hard so I don't choke. The same maneuver actually saved me a few times from choking

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>>73483831
I was having a conversation with her and I accidentally spilled the beans

I didn't confess to her word for word, but what I said made her shocked, but later I was waiting for class and she started talking to me

>>73483922

autism pills, I'll bet

>>73483422
>>73483970
What happened next?

I am not autistic

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>I am not autistic

>>73483950
>sue
Okay I guess this should stop. Thanks for participating in my fantasy femdom posting. I needed to get a semi and it worked

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How soon do you guys think Korean War 2 will start?

>>73484005
North Korea fires the first shot
South Korean and the US invade
China doesn't help because they don't like the Kim regime anymore

>>73483943
sugar is the devil, bro, glad I've cut that out of my life.
I dunno about you but whenever I get a craving for something sweet I usually just eat an apple or mix some honey in my tea

Jaaaaaiiiiii guuuuuuuuuru deeevaaaaa ommmm

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Stop buying corn

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>>73483977
We both play instruments and she's really good with one instrument and later I asked her if she wanted to do a jam session with me at the park

I forgot to get her number though, so the next time I see her I'm going to have to think of a james-bond type excuse like "I tried calling you but I didn't have your phone number" or something like that

>>73484014
Actually China has a huge force on the border. They have massive incentives to Zerg rush North Korea and implement a puppet government to stop a refugee crisis from spilling into China. The US wouldn't have to travel that far cause China will do the heavy lifting

I am actually a chad

>>73484057
post pictures of your sexual conquests

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>no african american gf
Pls gib

Pls

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>Have you ever worn a pair of orca-hide boots? I once took a cruise through the southern ocean, just off the coast of the Comandante Ferraz Station. While gazing upon the glistening icebergs on that warm February morning, I spotted a colossal orca with her newborn calf, not one mile from our vessel. Upon further inspection, I saw the mother had recently been injured. Blood gushed from it's dorsal ridge. Possibly a scuffle with a competing whale. Regardless, I took advantage of the situation and swiftly used a harpoon to put the beast out of it's misery. I couldn't bare to allow the calf to wander endlessly looking for its mother after she gracefully drifted to the seabed. As a result, I impaled the poor thing in the skull, ensuring a quick death. I felt it pointless to allow the bottom feeders a heydey with the corpse. We hauled the lifeless carcass on board where we promptly divvied up the remains. I took it upon myself to claim the majestic hide as my trophy. This soon was crafted into the most comfortable boots I've ever owned. This company you're proposing is like that mother orca, needing to be put out of it's misery and I don't see me making a return on this investment, there's no calf in sight. I'll never get those orca-hide boots, and for that reason, I'm out.

>>73484049
>so the next time I see her I'm going to have to think of a james-bond type excuse like "I tried calling you but I didn't have your phone number" or something like that

don't

>>73484052
> Zerg rush North Korea and implement a puppet government
That'll trigger a wave of refugees too, anon. You think that'll end peacefully and they won't try to resist? Their force is there to stop refugees from spilling in. They've been pulling support for NK for a long time now.

Get to take drugs at the dentist 2moro! :3

>>73484015
Thanks for the tip. I've never been a huge fruit fan most of my life besides pineapple, but I'll eat the shit out of vegetables.

I'll buy some apples on my next grocery trip.

>>73483987
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>73484057
i lied hehe

>>73484057
Most Cali posters are Chads I assume

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>>73484062

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Lads I lied to my qt. I told her I witnessed the London attack when [spoiler]I didn't[/spoiler].

>>73483921
My uni forced me to take art history and I loved it desu but it took up a lot of time and I wouldn't want to do it again

>be in nyc
>girl asks me
>are you from california?

what did she mean by this?

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My name is Chadislav Chadovich Chadovinski.
>>73484057
Is this you?

>>73484092
Well there are like 100 of them, so one of them is bound to be a chad(stacy)

>>73484076
what should I do

She's going to go to the park and I won't be there because something came up all of the sudden

>>73484098
Odds are you can witness another so you won't be a liar anymore.

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>>73484070

>>73484111
Ask for her number, but don't use a cringey line.

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>>73484106

actually, I look more like this

>>73484080
The alternative is having a US puppet state at their border. Creating a Chinese puppet will keep the US back from direct military land actions into the Chinese mainland... But I understand where you are coming from. China has so many people for a draft they could honestly have one army install a government and another at the border blocking refugees, both many millions of men strong

>>73484104
Dude weed lmao

>>73484104
She asked if you were from California because the only states are California, Texas, Florida, and New York and you didn't sound like you were from Texas or Florida and were obviously not from New York.

rude

*flexes my biceps*
haha, come on guys, take a picture, it'll last longer

>>73484133
she wasnt american, she was italian

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>You know, I see your product and it reminds me of how I learned to fend for myself. I was out hiking with my father among some of the most lush forests you've ever seen. As I gazed into the woods, I heard a growling noise. With my father suddenly gone, I was face to face with a wolf. I reacted quickly, but not quick enough before it pounced on me and began chomping for my face. I heard a gunshot and I watched my father appear out of the shadows as the wolf's blood dripped down my face. He walked over to me, cut the wolf's head off and said, "You'll never learn how to take care of yourself if you're always waiting for my help". He was right. That night, I took a tooth from the wolf's head and stabbed my father to death with it. That's when I realized I'd finally be willing to take those necessary risks in order to succeed. You clearly haven't learned this lesson yet. Your product is that wolf and I can't take part in it only to watch you hold back. I'm out.

>>73484124
>puppet state
This isn't Victoria 2, anon. What would happen is NK would be annexed by SK.
>>73484141
My statement still applies. There are only four states to Europeans.

>>73484083
I'd say buy whatever fruit you enjoy, I just like apples in particular.

I have been shot down by every single female in college and I honestly feel like I need to take a few years off from asking them before I start again

>>73484141
That makes his point even more relevant dumbeaux

>>73484162
>>73484153
she wasn't a retard, she'd visited a bunch of states and was an alumni from some college in washington state

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>>73484158
>tfw I've only tried once and I didn't get shot down

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>watching some angry black woman screaming
>actually agree with her
>start finding her attractive
wtf is happening to me?>???

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>>73484181
what was the topic at hand?

>>73484153
Exactly, and we have bases all over South Korea. SK seizing NK would give the US extremely close strike capabilities. The Chinese have always despised this and is why they fought so hard in Korea and supplied north Vietnam. The Chinese don't want any democracy with close us military ties right at their border

>>73484173
Well then she thought you were a spic. Or maybe she thought you sounded Californian.
>tfw people keep calling me a redneck as an insult online because I apparently sound like I'm from Texas to them

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>>73484119
Thanks, I already embarrassed/pretty much confessed myself in front of her so I'll just ask for her number plain and simple

What do you think is better
"Can I have your phone number" or "What's your phone number" probably the latter

>>73484189
CIA not allowing friends on his united flight

>>73484198
i do have a californian accent yes but thats just general american

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPrzkkbxFeQ

(The point) ___---'''''c'a'na'd'i'a'n's''''h'e'a'd'''---____

>>73484203
Try to look for a segueway. If you're talking about something that'll occur in the future ask her number so you can stay in contact about that instance that way.

But asking her straight up works as well.

She thought you were a dirty spic.

>>73484192
But why does US want close strike capabilities to attack China?

Doesn't it already have enough wars on its hands?

Lads

>>73484259
Buds

>>73484252
China is gommies
we still have attack points to Russia too

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>lads

>>73484275
Thanks

>>73483955
>raised beds
cuck

>have to do a stupid paper about some paintings
>professor wants me to go to the fucking museum and take a photo of myself standing in front of the paintings
FUCKING WHY
WHY DO I NEED TO SEE IT IN PERSON
FUUUUUUCK

Alright wee man

>perkele suomi xaxaxaxa vittu tätä paskaa :DDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c

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>lads

makin some fettucini, buds

Pesto, or red sauce?

>>73484271
If you point a gun (or warheads in this case) at someone's head their going to feel cornered and compelled to self-defense.

This will end badly for everyone.

>>73484300
red with a dab of harrisa

>>73484283
Shoop it

>>73484280
what the actual hell is wrong with raised beds tho

>>73484300
Pesto

>>73484228
This was intense.

>>73484252
It's the threat and potential that matter. We don't want to attack Russia for obvious reasons, but that doesn't stop us from pushing NATO right up to their doorstep. The Russians consider it a severe threat if a land war was ever to break out. Same goes with China and fighting American initiatives in the Cold War to expand the democratic sphere I. Asia- it gives the US bases from which they can possibly launch bombing runs or in Koreas case, direct land invasions, if war was to ever break out. Same goes with the US when we found the soviets in Cuba. You don't expect to go to war but neither do you want to be at a disadvantage of one occurred, and having an enemy right next to you is a massive disadvantage

>>73484300
def pest

>>73484308
This is a country that's spent nearly 200 years at war, we got this senpai it's our manifest destiny

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>pesto

>>73484333
Fuck phone posting. Autocorrect sucks

I miss Espoo and the Chilean

haha probably drank too much

>>73484364
Me or someone before me? Im mostly sleeping the nights now

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>walking in the woods
>step on leaf
Canada is over

>>73484333
I hate this is how Americans think, willingly falling to the Nash equilibrium trap.

>>73484380
F

>>73484379
I think it might have been someone before you, they had flags

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ganamos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhs8XXFn7Sc

/mu/ BTFO

>>73484406
Im on mobile atm so no flags

>>73484394
Sorry we're not a small country that lacks the responsibility of safeguarding the western world from aggressive global powers, a position thrust upon us by idiotic European ultra-nationalism.

Sure, we can abandon our overseas allies and leave them to the powers of the region (Russia, China), but what do you think happens if they keep growing in power? It's a dog-eat-dog world, and if they grow powerful enough they will gladly start posturing us at our own doorstep. Until we reach some Star Trek-esque utopia, you confide in your own sphere and try not to let the other spheres gain too much power. We're just playing the same game as the Russian and Chinese, we just have the upper hand right now

>>73484450
>safeguarding the western world from aggressive global powers
It's not your job to be the world police, every intervention particularly in the middle east has made things worse and worse

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AAAAAhh that first sip

tfw no Italian friend who gets angry whenever he sees American pizza

>>73484487

t. NOS salesman

>>73484394
why is that bad?

>>73484450
>a position thrust upon us

not true, it was inevitable.

I could never befriend an It*lian

Have you ever gotten detention, /cum/?

>>73484470
That's changing topics.

Safeguarding the west:
Europe from Russia, Asian democracies from China

America being a moron and playing world police:
The middle east

I understand that they're interlinked, but I'm talking about protecting Europe and East Asia. I fully agree that we should stop fucking round in the middle east, it's stupid. We are not the world police.
America needs to be the power in Europe and Asia to offset the shanghai cooperation organization. Nobody else can do it after Europe blew its own legs off in WW1 and 2

>>73484507
....uh okay.

>>73484515
Why?

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>>73484518

yah

I was a bad egg

>>73484518
sure

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>>73484536
>tfw there was a black kid who went into an autistic rage whenever anyone called him "dude" or "bro"
>my friends and I called him dude all the time because of this
>ended up getting detention for "bullying" him

>>73484518
yes
I called my friend a dumb faggot really loudly down the hall one day

>>73484487
Oh fuck me it's almost gone already

>>73484518
>Get detention
>forget to go
>teacher went home too
Three weeks later he remembered and i have been rehabilitated ever since

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>>73484518
yes

>>73484518
Only in middle school. One time it was cuz I beat up a bully, one for horsing around, and another for flinging a square piece of paper at the back of a teacher's head (accident). There might'very been another but I'd if it was for talking a lot in class ot something or the paper thing.

>>73484518
ive been suspended

>>73484593
Same, but that was in elementary school. I got suspended maybe five times, every time for fighting. I got into two fights in middle school but nobody got in trouble because of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3hBWpr2UvE

>>73483367
When girls wear shorts that high it means they have no ass.

I will play a videogame
bye

>got suspended for ditching school and eating unhealthy things

>>73484611
i got suspended in grade 8 for bringing a knife to school and pulling it out on a bunch grade 10 kids on the street that were trying to bully me

I've never been suspended

Why are the hottest girls on campus all liberals :(

>>73484731
nerd

>>73484652
Awesome.

>>73484769
i dropped so many redpills on my ex

>>73484769
Because all girls are liberals?

>>73484731

TEACHERS PET

>>73484769
*shoves you into a locker as I walk past*

nothing personal, nerd

>Did one year of Spanish in high school
>Had a job for a year where literally all my coworkers were illegals
guess which one taught me more spanish...

I just had a fairly prominent politician follow me on twitter. What do I tweet/retweet to make him woke?

Why are foreigners so mad about laws that don't matter? Why are they so obsessed?
>>73484017

>>73484796
Being able to use the grammar and learning basics from school lessons combined with the immersion technique was the ultimate combo to make you a Spanish speaking individual?

>>73484809
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH POO ESS AYY

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guys can you help me stop masturbating and lying?

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>>73484826
Stinky dumb heretic scum

>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHART

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>73484837
STOP

its not funny

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>>73484863
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>73484863
how will the poo ess ayy ever recover?

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>>73484863

>be canadian
>have Trudeau as your PM

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IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE

WE

SHART

IN MARTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

310

>>73484898
>>73484898
>>73484898
>>73484898

>>73484863
USA BTFO

>>73484904
It's 305.
I'm telling janny on you.