ITT: /int/ during Ancient Rome

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>>73481624

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What do you need a gladius for, Romanfats?

If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor's guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack.

No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves?

What next, should you have the right to own a ballista? No Roman citizen should need anything more than a pugio to defend himself in his home. You're just overcompensating for your short stature and plebeian birth.

Celts are LITERALLY just retarded Gauls

>>73481699
you can pry my gladius from my cold dead hands augustus

>>73481699

Go back to /pol/us bigot. The germanics are just like us.


PS. Most raids against Rome are done by Roman males.

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>The Roman period brought along an influx of imported iron (and other) artifacts like Roman wine glasses and dippers as well as various coins of the Empire. During this period the (proto) Finnish culture stabilized on the coastal regions and larger graveyards become commonplace. The prosperity of the Finns rose to the level that the vast majority of gold treasures found within Finland date back to this period.[5]

We hoarded gold. But in all seriousness romans mentioned this area few times and they always mentioned in mythical manner since this was so far north and detached they knew very little about it. "The mythical far north where magic lies". Even good ol vikangz rote in their eddas and sagas that Finland was a place of age old wizards who can sing your ships to the bottom of the sea.

>buy this cuteboi slave from the marketplace for sexual purposes

>feelsgoodman.mosiac

>>73481624
Cicero will make Rome great again.

>>73481624
Per voluntatem Dei, et restituet te gloria Romam!

>People think the senate is going to kill the Caesar.
What are they smoking?

Friendly reminder that germanic paganism is the religion of peace, we are in no way a threat to your empire, and the limes is racist

>>73481834
funny that they were wrong and it was actually just a ton of finngolian cavemen

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>>73482291
Cavemen don't cultivate land so your sadly inherently wrong.

>>73482496
cultivating land isnt magic

although maybe in finland its close

>>73482526
Your argument was cavemen which i refuted, obviously no magic as i already pointed out in my first post.

>always mentioned in mythical manner since this was so far north and detached they knew very little about it.

Dumb yankeeposter go experience the rope.

>>73482606
what do you mean by the rope
also why are you upset

>>73482291
Rome was founded by Finns you fool

reminder that barbarians have to go back

>>73482647
BUILD A WALL
KEEP THE PICTS OUT

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>>73482639
It's the thing sad fuckers like you go do. One way highway if you will.

>>73481624
I am a strong Germanic KANG! We wuz a great people fore the romans gave us roads.

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>>73482734
My ancestors :^)

Odoit mandzey Mammasamit

>britons
>human

>>73481624
>all those burger and "latin" american flags role playing

that's embarrassing

>>73484178
Have you got the gauled picture?

>>73484178

GAULS OUT OUT OUT