fist of flames edition
>danelewd tries to make a /cum/ thread
cute. CUTE.
>>73477381
p-please don't be mad at me
Fuck Drumpf
>>73478166
>>73478166
Drumpf should go fuck himself
The individual in which I wake up next to every morning.
You don't know shit about me
holy shit this weed is laced with even MORE weed
>>73480633
Im gonna go out on a limb and guess you're a brown skinned mexican
BASED ASSAD
>>73480627
looks a man
Just blew the rape whistle on some guy who kept hitting on me last weekend. He was so drunk he probably thinks he did it too lol. The best part is he had to switch homerooms and was pulled out of class in front of everyone.
wahoo!
Welcome to my thread!
*shows a painting where a woman's breasts are exposed*
*highschoolers start giggling*
>>73480664
do I have to report you to Trudeau?
>>73480654
Americans trying to overthrow another democracy, what a surprise
>>73477139
Post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAng7ydybo
W-would you?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez99qDe2OLE
>>73480684
>no fun allowed
>>73480720
>tranny
No
>>73480689
thats the empire for you
>>73480689
(you)
>>73480759
wtf i love interventionism now
>>73480689
thats the empire for you
>>73480700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU0SDqHOoKo
>chump
>>73480700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeES5lljCs4
>>73480720
i can't see an adam's apple
>>73477659
dunaled durumbph
>>73480828
fuck?
I'm STILL with Her.
donolf drumpfler
>>73480689
that's the empire for you
fuck drumpf and fuck huwite people
dherrrummffffff
>>73480700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJUI7TNkiu4
donaldo drumpnandez
druunuld drupgh
>attempt to reply to californian
>get this captcha
hmm
>>73480803
I like it
donald DUCK
hahaha
What do you guys think of our President's White House portrait?
>>73480922
w-what? no i didn't mean that!
donalev drumpovski
>>73480950
im quite a fan of this image
>>73480950
haha fuck mcdonald rump
>>attempt to reply to californian
thought there was a hockey game tonight, but it's tomorrow night and I'm dumb.
*loud sighing*
am NOT naive, YOU are the naive slow-in-the-mind
I'm LOSING it buds
My autobiography is a Detective Noir novel. The only reason it's not finished yet is because I'm still waiting on a murder.
that feel when typing this post on a high quality mechanical keyboard with Gateron Brown switches and thick PBT keycaps
*murders you*
>b-but you're an athlete anon, you can eat whatever you want
No...no you can't. Not if you want to keep up with training at least
Me
sex kind of sucks
Hmmmm
http://www.totallandscapecare.com/landscaping/california-governor-declares-drought-officially-over/
>>73481125
same
when you make emoji faces but realize the other person on the line can't see you
>>73481120
explain bogdanoff
؜>>73481139
Test
My autobiography is a classical epic
>>73481120
Idk about nice guy but 18 years of holding in bullshit makes you into a real monster when you do crack
>Californian says something positive about California to the world
hmmmmm
when you in the club and some faggot white boy flash you a smile
>>73481146
You passed.
>>73481145
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings
>>73481146
Oh shit, it worked. Reverse replying :DDD
I'm officially oldfag now
>tfw big-booty CHI gf
>Gateron Brown
biggest mistake of my life
i should have just bought cherry clears instead of falling for the brown meme
>>73481181
Gross.
Hope China glasses the west coast
when texting a ho and your autocorrect doesn't fix a typo so you throw your phone against the wall and scream for hours until your throat is bloody and raw
*turns canada into my gf*
oops
>>73481196
her drink looks refreshing
>>73481181
>tfw small booty irish gf
>>73481193
I wanted clears but you can't find a board with them that ships to Canada for a reasonable price
gf just sent me this
؜>>73481146
what is this shit anyway
is there some keyboard shortcut arabic and hebrew and whatever speakers can use to do quote marks
how does that work though does the browser interpret it or is it lower level
is there a way to do it easier than fucking with copy and paste
>>73481196
Kinda hate how she's always mirrored on the outer images
America needs an emperor. No, not a dumbass like Trump, a real, traditional, dispassionate, and sagacious emperor.
bf just sent me this
>>73481279
>america needs benevolent and competent dictatorship
no shit, every country would perform well under such a system
put flags on this
>>73481279
Emperors don't work, they never do. State capitalism technocracy is the ideal governmental system.
؜>>73481265
yes but i wont tell you
>>73481312
WTF/?!?!?!?!?!?! MOOODDS!!!?!?!?!?!?
>>73481312
canada is the last one regardless
>>73481319
>technocracy
literally the same as a political elite they just need a BA in engineering
fuck drumpf!
Piano man a shit
>technocracy
>>73481247
>for a reasonable price
what i came to realize is that youre going to be using the thing for a long time so might as well spend the money
im literally using a chink knockoff leopold with chink knockoff switches for years and its held up, theres no excuse
Say what say about president Trump, but his administration is pure comedy gold! Best political entertainment in a long time
>>73481312
me on the right
>>73481223
*purrs*
Dictators work, good dictators are uncommon
>tfw songs from 2k10 are nostalgic
>can even hear the style difference now
*puts more spicy spice on spicer's spicy spice*
؜>>73481334
pls
>>73481359
these shops are are so well done nowadays
**unzips dick**
**flops it on the table**
dictator THIS
>>73481423
our media is this retarded. they really think they can push a gaffe into holocaust denial
probably right tbqh, when do we lynch him
>>73481181
I'm next up. This girl has big tits and an ass though and a fine ass body.
Let's be honest here...Latinas were made for big mediterranean cock
>>73481403
ahh a fellow terry pratchett fan
*pours myself a stiff one*
>>73481423
It's real
>>73481452
I read Good Omens but didn't like it. Is his solo work different?
>faceapp old filter
Yikes
lmao just smiled and shoot a wink at some nonwhite in the club and he was visibly upset
>>73481508
youre in the club at 8:50PM? or ealier?
hi guys i learned danish
awduebgbfyewbfijwbgiwrbgiwubgiuwbfuqbduiqbfyqbfyeqbf poopoo weenie
>>73481508
Pretty sure the kids club closed an hour ago.
>>73481522
club life never stops, bro
>>73481463
Holy shit you weren't kidding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ9vt1Kbrp4
this administration is hard to separate from satire sometimes
>>734814952
I have read 4 or 5 of his books, very good stuff.
I would recommend small gods as his best work. He wrote so much disc world that the beginning novels are different from his last.
>>73481522
clubs around here open at 5 pm and close at 9
>>73481546
sounds like a bingo game rather than a club to be perfectly honest with you bud
>>73481527
hot
>>73481540
tbf in the context he's referring to this claim is true
Hitler didn't use chemical weapons on the battlefield
can you get hiv from a mosquito?
>>73481540
are you a moron? hitler didn't use chemical warfare. he CLEARLY wasn't talking about the holocaust, you're looking for any reason to shit on him just like the news. shit on him for the real reasons you stinky mulatto
>>73481546
at 9?
What the fuck?
>>73481543
for you >>73481495
Seriously, if you ever read a TP book read small gods.
>>73481540
Hitler never used them during the war, I see what he's getting at here but he should've specified because the jews will not let one thing fly without mentioning the 6 million
Neither Hitler nor Assad have used chemical weapons
>>73481604
anne franke center is having a meltdown about it right now
>>73481621
US has never used chemical weapons either
>>73481543
Yeah, I've heard Guards Guards and Small Gods are decent starting points, but the humor in GO never resonated with me, so I've had a little trepidation about diving in.
I'll bump SG up in my backlog. I love comedy books like Catch 22, Apathy and Other Small Victories, and A Confederacy of Dunces so it's been a mission of mine to seek out others.
>>73481645
Chemical weapons have never been used
how can people work and then go to clubs?
or am i just lazy?
I don't understand؜>3
War crimes are a social construct
>Chemical weapons have never been used
the vietcong werent people
>>73481696
Chemicals have been used as weapons but specific chemical weapons like a gun firing chemicals have never been used gosh stop being such an evil leftist cuck!
thank god north american cities didnt suffer from strategic bombing from ww2
the only worthwhile parts of our cities were built before 45'
Which is a bigger hoax: the holocaust or the existence of nuclear weapons?
>>73481674
some people like to lewdpost irl
[autistic screeching]
https://youtu.be/LggvD1PjMD4?t=5s
>>73481753
I would have tased this guy
i have to go home
>>73481674
Sometimes it's fun to show the "women" what they can never have
>>73481764
quality post
haha 57 states am I right? stupid fucking republicans
>>73481764
why didn't they just have people sit on each other's laps?
What if I told you the UA incident wouldn't have even been a problem if the guy being removed was a white person
>>73481764
>I AM A DOCTOR, FUCK YOU! I'M ABOVE THE LAW!
What did he mean by this?
>be oriental doctor and productive member of society
>get randomly picked to lose my seat over 200 useless white service workers because my english accent is poor
>decide to become tank man
>refuse to give up seat i payed for so UA can do something that breaks the contract
>get brutally beaten, tazed and knocked out by juicehead black and white jackboots
>get called a shit disturber by bootlickers online
I like how DMX uses like 3/4's of his first verse on Where Da Hood at to talk about how he doesn't like gay people and hes definitely not gay
>>73481737
Belgium
*freezeframe*
Yea, that me
>>73481805
>jets are owned by the government
>>73481801
Of course it wouldn't, all white people should take a second priority position to the people they've oppressed.
>>73481764
>>73481788
>>73481824
>>73481812
>>73481805
>>73481825
how do you call this?
Doctorposting? unitedposting? daoposting?
thinking about buying tren again
>fuck you coppers
>I HAVE A BOMB
thank goodness we have the men and women of law enforcement around to handle hooligans like this.
>>73481838
consumer rights posting
The truth was the United flight was actually them clearing out seats to allow fat-shamed and oppressed individuals their G*d given right to 2 seats
>>73481816
DMX is the only rapper I can listen too
>>73481816
I'd touch DMX's hand
>>73481816
How can one show love for homo thugs when one can't love oneself?
>>73481816
hes a good man
Shark lives matter
Chinchin phone hhhhoooooome.
>>73481819
no.. nevermind, yes, Belgium
That DMX Jet Li movie where they ride an ATV across rooftops was kino
lmao dude just get off the plane
>>73481850
>>73481824
>>73481788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PmotSxxh68
>>73481812
Lost his medical license for drug related offenses
>productive member of society
Pick one
just one
>>73481914
everyone needs morphine now and then you racist
buy stock in UA right now and sell it when it gets back up to normal in a month
not even joking
DMX acted in the same movie that the PizzaGate shooter was in (Edgar Madison Welch)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1206881/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm
>>73481933
Same
؜>73481838
The flight plan I filed with the agency lists my passengers, my employees, and only 2 Chinese doctors
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
>>73481934
>PizzaGate shooter
never heard about this. hmm
>>73481933
I wanted to do that but idk how to buy stocks
>>73481805
Bad opinion
>>73481977
walk down to the local stock market and pick out a fresh one
>>73481583
italy 1944
>please identify all the gas stations
hey you want some stocks? i have some stocks
*opens trenchcoat*
Just watched my friend almost beat a nigger to death.
It wasn't even a racial issue.
>>73482024
*sees your dick*
*vomits on your dick*
Is DMX really 5'11"
>>73482024
youre selling cocks?
Remember when DMX wanted to box George Zimmerman in the ring at Vegas after the trial?
>>73482052
>not carrying 30 yards of rope in your truck at all times
>>73482060
more like dmanletx
LAST BOSS FUTABA HOW ABOUT YOU DO MORE
>>73482060
yeah he's a manlet
>>73482010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_raid_on_Bari
>
The attack lasted a little more than one hour and put the port out of action until February 1944; it was called the "Little Pearl Harbor". The release of mustard gas from one of the wrecked cargo ships added to the loss of life. The British and US governments covered up the presence of mustard gas and its effects on victims of the raid.
hmmm
>>73482060
nope, 5'6'' at most. I saw him standing next to his 6' boyfriend at a concert
taters cooking in the oven and sipping on whiskey desu
>>73482093
Just texted this post to my homie, DMX.
Hope you're strapped with heat cuz u gon get gat gat gatted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
My balls are sore
If you give the Dane you's you'll only encourage him to queerpost even more
who /mischief/ here?
>teachers tell me to follow my dreams
>I don't
>>73482024
here you go pall
donald drumpf is a racist
>>73482123
Put a beanbag on them when you're jacking off so you don't beat them up
>>73482062
yep and for you, i'll give you a 50% discount, you lewd canadian
>>73482128
>This isn't a project you can do the night before, trust me.
>do it the morning of and get an A
AND FUCK WYPIPO
>>73482128
>teacher tells me to do my homework
>i dont
>>73482128
>prof assigns homework for wednesday
>dont do it
>>73482128
>teachers tell me to follow my dreams
>get them to follow theirs instead
Sean Spicer?
More like
Sean "Idiot dumbass fucking retard bunnyrabbit shit licker boot licker cock licker cuck flipper jip jip jappy jap" Spicer
@73482125
dude, what?
The lewd canadian has been lewdposting more
I bet it's actually you
>>73482079
Not a /pol/lack but it was satisfying ngl.
That guy was a real jackass.
>>73482171
>Not a /pol/lack
Dropped
>>73482128
>cum tells me to get redditflags
>i don't
NO, DRONALD DRUMPF. YOU'RE FIRED!
hope hillary's dead this year or at least before the next election
I'll feel safe
>parents send me off to college to better myself
>spend 5 years chasing a career I have no chance of succeeding in
they dont suspect a thing
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSnb1vdju5S/
This is how I want my future children to experience school
Need this assault and battery to blow over so I can renew my passport
>>73482186
americans could have had an amazing president but nnnnooooooooo let's elect drumpf instead
>teacher tells you follow your dreams
>you only have nightmares
>>73482214
>that second punch when the redhead is trying to get back up
>>73482214
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSwdva1B0dS/
>>73482211
haha
Someone recommend me a good anime
>>73482261
Rugrats
>>73482261
Keijo!!
*strangles the canadian who's been bitching about me*
>>73482261
early Simpsons
>>73482168
*fondles your jiggly-bits*
>>73482214
true gentleman
>>73482252
savage animal
>>73482214
why is one of them shrieking like a banshee before anything happens
>>73482261
Utena, LOGH, GTO
>>73482283
*climaxes from the asphyxiation*
>>73480670
>Just blew the rape whistle on some guy
this is why I'm thankful to be gay
>>73481674
just go to the gym and get fit
>this is why I'm thankful to be gay
CLASSIC new jersey
>>73482261
chip and blorty
Manga>
when you fight for equality but can't take a punch
>>73482366
this
Manga > Comics > Cartoons = Anime > Power gap > 3D
>>73482142
wow that's a great deal I'll take 5
imagine how great the world would be if there were only one woman born for every four men
>>73482388
Mature women with money are p solid
Anyone else stocked up for Sunday? Americans need not to apply.
>>73482168
That's not even me. All canadians are lewd, some just try to resist for a little bit.
Imagine if every man had a harem of four women
>>73482432
Evolution would be 4 times more effective. Only the alphaest of the alphaest would be selected for. No more checkdown couples who produce shit offspring
>>73482442
I'll be too busy celebrating Easter to shitpost
damn 15 (You)s
Not bad for me
>>73482442
i'm ready to play house nigger
>>73482442
>celebrating a medieval fertility holiday
Do you have a "We love the King day"?
>>73482460
But anon, shitposting is how we celebrate Easter. You're not an undercover American are you? Why don't you celebrate Easter?
>>73480627
That's a man btw
>>73482491
your point?
>>73482488
No I swear, I celebrate the resurrection of our lord and savior!
>>73482491
Did I fucking say it wasn't a man?
>>73482517
Nice hips on that bird. Twins could slide out of there easy
>>73482467
Mostly me
>>73482514
A celebration near the Jewish holiday of Passover, celebrated worldwide (except for America) by Christians?
wut r some good irc channels
>lewdposters who don't even actionpost
*sticks tongue out*
No bedtime tonight.
Canadians on suicide watch
*snips your tongue off with a pair of scissors*
oops
>>73482556
Anything not on Rizon
>>73482536
Good post
>>73482574
*grows new tongue*
*slashes your throat with my lizard claws*
neheehee
>>73482214
That was just overkill.
He got a little tap and then a slap, then goes full chimp on them.
>>73482508
>>73482515
Kinda gay buy okay
In desperate need of a gf
>>73482607
nah fuck them, cunts think they can get away with anything. this will put the rest of their life in some perspective
Traps aren't gay
>>73482632
>not asian
dropped
>>73482652
They are worst
>>73482539
thanks for the support babe
Not going to bed right away but I have to get off /cum/ because I need to start winding down.
Goodnight friends who I will never meet in person.
>>73482680
you you you
>>73482685
Sleep tight nigger
A life so sweet
A heart so true
Well I'll be there beside you baby
Watching it all fade to blue
little tyke: me
egg shaped orb: my hopes and dreams
300 lb hairy demon: 4chan
>>73482685
nighty nighty my pal up north
>>73482685
you need to start winding down I need to start WRITING down (my essay)
(due a month and a half ago)
(which I'm hoping the professor accepts)
(kill me I'm such an embarrassment to myself and everything)
>>73482719
This is why financial aid is BAD
It REDUCES the quality of education for individuals and the collective student body
>>73480579
stay in YOUR containment general
>worked through school
>about to graduate
>no money saved up for rent
>doctorate in fine arts
>will officially be overqualified for 99.99999% of women on the planet
It's lonely at the top
>red sox winning
>>73482805
>losing a series to the Tiggers
>>73482853
We fielded our AAA team during that series
>no mookie
>no JBJ
>no hanley
>no bogaerts
>>73482883
>couldn't win a game with Sale pitching
>losing to a glorified AAA team
>>73482900
>tigers
>all their starters
>red sox
>barely half their starters playing
>tiggers still lose one
>>73482834
seems to be some quality canadian programming
>I follow baseball
>87 degrees out today
>still a pile of snow in the parking lot
fuck this weather
NEW NEW NEW
>>73482972
>>73482972
>>73482972
NEW NEW NEW
>my father never loved me
>>73482957
I want my winter back
>>73482981
faggot
>>73482981
willn't deposite any posths in yon threadc
>>73483016
wtf you said that about this thread
DIE THREAD DIE
DIE DIE DIE
>>73483039
thisn tyme Y meanst itt
Tell Hussein I'll see him soon.
>tfw pelicans are nothing without AD