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ITT a norwegian will teach you mexicans how to make real tacos!

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ITT a norwegian will teach you mexicans how to make real tacos!
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Again?
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>>73470653
Why?
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First off you start with the basic taco kit. I used First price simply because i like their shells better
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>>73470705
Bad ground meat. Not shredded enough.
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>>73470705

This contains shells, a mild taco sauce and taco spice to put on the ground beef
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>>73470705
>>73470769

First off. Fry the fucking beef. Remember. Only niggers use oil when coocking. Use butter.
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>>73470705
>>73470769
>>73470840

Then cut up some salad, onions and tomatoes. I also use cucumber
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>>73470840
>Remember. Only niggers use oil when coocking. Use butter.
so we are niggers ha
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>>73470705
>>73470769
>>73470840
>>73470952

Then just dump that spice bag onto the ground beef and add some water
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>>73470705
>>73470769
>>73470840
>>73470952
>>73471151
Nice attempt, better than any amerishit attempt
...but NO
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>>73470952
Should make some guacamole
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>>73470705
>>73470769
>>73470840
>>73470952
>>73471151

Let that simmer for a while and look out the window and contemplate suicide for a few minutes
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>>73470705
>>73470769
>>73470840
>>73470952
>>73471151
>>73471343

Looks about done.. ut will take a few minutes for the shell to be done
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>>73471343
Do it faggot

Buy some sweet chili sauce for the tortilla
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>>73471526
> for the shell
FUCK OFF
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>>73471572

You know thos food is probably of higher quality than any thing your brown ass has tasted.
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please stick your dick in it
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While we wait, here is a selection of a few good taco kits.
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el noruegANO seƱores
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>>73471667
Can't argue with that, Rodrigo
>>73471758
Santa Maria master race.
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You have posted this thread already some times just to annoy mexicans, and people still fall for the bait...
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>>73471758
Why do you need a kit?

Taco spices are common enough spices to have around and what else is there? Tortillas? Some kind of salsa?


Pleb shit.
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>>73471667
>heat up some store bought pre-prepared shit and add water
>its better than anything your brown ass has tasted

even i am triggered TBQH
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>Taco
>Shells
Don't blame me if some Zeta travels to Norway just to behead you and post the video on liveleak.
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I want to have a girlfriend
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>>73471853
That was just ground beef though, do you grind your cow by hand every time you cook?

OP is still a plebeian faggot, but come on.
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>>73470769
Wow this is a nice kit
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i pity you butthurt beaners.
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>>73471882
he literally poured water on top of ground meat though.
Heresy!
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>he doesn't use best tortilla
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>>73470705
>>73470769
>>73470840
>>73470952
>>73471151
>>73471343
>>73471526

Assemble all the shit. (first taco sauce at the bottom, lettuce, meat, some more sauce, onion, tomatoes, cucumber, grated cheese and cover it in sour cream) Gonna eat now lads. Ill answer questions later.
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>>73471937
Just to mix in the dried spices. Better to not drain all the fat though and use that for moistness. But the water (ideally) evaporates off anyway once the spices have been distributed amongst the meat.
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ayayay, este thread esta bien sombrero, pero mejor hechale un poco de bigote a los tacos nomas
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>>73471980
>that hand
CHI
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>>73471980
That's a mighty swarthy hand you've got there.
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>>73471853
I mean that your food has a lot of shit in it.

You probably will never reach 70.
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>>73471667
>Artificial
>Quality
Sure thing lad
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>>73471818
but it is a nice way to trigger mexicans. especially loving comments like "still better than american" even though cali is full of their fellow beaners making a million tacos a day.
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Gringos de mierda
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>>73472039
>Says the lad than use a pre-made kit to cook.
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>>73472028
>>73472036

I just spend two weeks in the canary islands
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>>73472111
Premade is THE way to cook. Quick and efficient. You guys are savages.
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>>73472160
>Eating disgusting plastic and glue
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>>73472160
Quick and efficent. And unhealthy
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>>73472111

Since we're not in the EU we have way more tighter regulations of what goes into our food. even the prosessed food.
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I am triggered. Not even CHI, I just really like tacos.
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>>73472111
Still has to go trough quality checks.

My expected lifetime is around 92 years old. That is my family average.

And btw i am not the taco man. I am currently on my way home from a hike in the wastelands of midd norway.
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This was fucking painful
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>>73471874
I want to have an ARGENTINIAN girlfriend
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>>73472277

Yes i only eat with a good feel if i am in either norway, denmark or switzerland.
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>>73472471
but we're in the eu
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So when i i'm lazy at the end of the meal i just skip the taco shell and just dump it all on my plate like this. Taste pretty much the same if you just tace a few shells and crush them in your hand and sprinkle them all over..
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>>73472458
Please dont quote me, disgusting bean shitskin
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>>73472511
So what?

I still trust my favourite country.
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>>73472536
>Mais
NEI.
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>>73472277
toppest of keks

you import food from fucking guatemala
most of it is spanish and other EU countries

why are norgayans trying to sell their cunt like its greatest on earth

t. someone who spent a good amount of time there
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>>73472563
Nah switzerland is better on the food aspect.
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>>73472562
>Mais
>NEI.

JO!
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>>73472370
Spain has a higher life expectancy last time I checked, both in males and females.
>>73472563
Spanish food is good, unless it's the trash from the mar de plastico.
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>>73472658
No mƄ du henge deg, rett og slett.
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>>73472563

Just stating facts here bruh..
Several food additives cleared by the EU are forbidden in Norway
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>>73472695

Family average =/= country average
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>>73472550
give argie gf or else
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>this thread
ayy
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>>73472562
Klart man ska ha majs till, vad Ƥr du fƶr slags dƄre?
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Norwegian girl ruined my life, broke my heart, gave me crippling depression
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>>73471572
>>73471800
>>73471872
>>73472019
>>73472042
>>73472066
>>73472266


All these mad mexicans.. Face it. Taco is norwegian now..
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>>73472695
pedro, its gigantic vegetables that taste like water
i know you are keeping the good ones
we do that same
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>>73472929
lol you'd fit right in in flyover USA
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Why people with flags different from Mexico discuss about the food of Mexican poor people?
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>>73472762
whatever you wana believe, apart from your fish/cheese and other local products which you get yourself, your food is packed cancer
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>>73472852

Takk Sven! Endelig en som ikke er pleb!
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>>73472929
;_;
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>>73472131
Did you like them?
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>>73472929
>We use the american version of tacos so tacos are ours now
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>>73473026

Once we get out of this no trade thing with you guys we will flood the russian market with premium norwegian taco then you will see why.
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>>73473142

yeah it was great! My mother lives in Puerto Mogan, Gran Canaria so i have been there 5 times now. chill little town and great climate.
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>>73473179
Bbut this market is occupied by this muslim guy.
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>>73473286
>Puerto Mogan
That's comfy, unlike las palmas, most disgusting city is Spain, dirty and full of sudacas
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>>73473024
Thats where most norwegians settled no?
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>>73473438
Yeah pretty much
Guess it makes sense then, Norwegians are just genetically flyover
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>>73473424

yeah.. Though Las Palmas is not half as bad as Puerto Rico. That place is a nightmare.
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I want to enrich a Norwegian girl
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>>73472929
Let our food alone wh*te scum
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>>73470753
not enough fat content actually.
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>>73473717

Go for the ones from the north. They are batshit crazy and will fuck you to death.
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>>73470952
I have the exact same spatula/cooking utensil thing, OP :3
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>>73473939
Thanks for the advice buddy
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>>73470653
>these people call everyone in south america tacos/mexicans whatever
>i've never had or seen a taco in my life
>they even have taco kits

topkek
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>>73473920
The right percentage of fat in good meat is zero.
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>fly to norway
>get to the airport
>reggeaton playing in the halls
>thinks hm thats weird but ok
>go outside
>short man with mustaches everywhere
>car passes by blasting reggaeton
>stand in awe
>?AY GUEY, QUE PASSA ESSE?
>go back home
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I WILL FIND YOU AND TEAR OUT YOUR STILL BEATING HEART FOR HUIZILOPOTCHLI, PINCHE MIERDA

VIVA LA RAZA
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>>73475771
kek'd
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>>73470653
im american and i can tell you this is how it's done
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>>73471980
>Fried tortilla
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>>73475806
>Chicano
Go and die for Trump you race traitor
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>>73471980
looks delicious. Mexicans went too far with their own food and now they suck at making it
t. ate tacos with chocolate. A mexican schoolmate brought them
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>>73478042
>live a first world life in the US
>live afraid of the los zetas all the time
hmhmmh that's a toughie
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>>73477996
you don't like flautas or tostadas?
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>>73470769
>those tortillas
But at least you're already better than TacoBell.
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>>73478178
Yes I like them but tacos with fried tortilla es dumb.
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>>73478225
true
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i've seen this thread before, once with someone ruining a burger and once with someone ruining tacos. only difference is that OP is making the thread look active by (You)ing his own posts
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>>73472929
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>>73478103
>i ate tacos with chocolate
Do you read your own posts?? stupid sudaca
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>>73478103
what do you mean "with" chocolate?
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>>73478870
>>73478799
>>73478103
>Chocolate tacos
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>>73478799
>>73478870
these weren't 'choco tacos', These were literal tacos, salty stuff, with chocolate inside it. These weren't 'chocolate tacos,' these were regular tacos with chocolate in it. She said those were common in mexico
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>>73479013
>>73478799
>>73478103
>>73478870
maybe he meant mole
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Another timely reminder that Norwegian supermen are our superiors.
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>>73479470
You must be very stupid to think mole are chocolate tacos. Maybe some autistic faggot added chocolate to a taco and though it was a good idea. Protip, no they are not.
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>>73470653
Good thread.
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>taco shells
die immidiately
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>>73470653
This thread deserves to be stay on the first page
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not this fucking thread again
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>>73471980
i know its a bait, but would taste that shit, not even mad, but curious
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>sour cream in tacos
Disgusting. Do mexicans actually do this or is it just another american/norwegian addition?
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>>73481052
Only with tacos dorados/flautas
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>>73481104
that looks like the crumbled cheese you nigs sometimes use
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>>73471818
I found the easiest way to trigger mexican is not to talk shit about their country, or the corrupt government, or local beheadings, or sending us their garbage, its mostly talking shit about their food. Fucking triggers them hard.
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>>73481180
Because it is that cheese (queso fresco), but you put sour cream on top of that.
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>This thread again
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>>73481813
Is kiernan shipka wellknown in Mexico?
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>>73482172
I don't think so
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>>73470840
>Use butter
Why would you need anything, there should be enough fat in the beef.
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>>73470705
Holy shit, this is for real
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>>73470653
It's hilarious the the US' take on Mexican food spread to Norgay.

...w-what have we become guys?
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>>73481366
>pissing off people online

i even bet you like anime
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TACO TRUCK POWER RANKINGS

1. De pastor
2. Barbacua
3. Buche


900001. Fajita
900002. Ground beef
9000003. Tripas


Also if you order flower tortillas instead of corn. Then you dont knoe shit about tacos.

Taco shells are 'WTF are you doing nigger tier'. Seriously don't do this.
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>>73482775
what ranking is arachera
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>>73470840
>>73470705
That meat looks disgusting.

It's that horse meat or something like that?
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I remember a thread like this but It was a long time ago, when was the first one made?
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el bumpo chaparro
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PINCHE NORUEGOS
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>>73480943
This I whish I could also eat some TacoBell tacos, but since we don't have these here
>>73481366
Also this
>>73483056
It looks like carne molida
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>taco kits
>they're not even tacos
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>>73473179
>>73473179
>>>73473026
>Once we get out of this no trade thing with you guys we will flood the russian market with premium norwegian taco then you will see why.
Now I'm officially triggered
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>>73482172
who?
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>>73485681
kiernan shipka from mad men
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the taco is not on the ingredients nor the recipe but on the chef, no shit deserves to be called a taco unless it made by a smelly compadre like this one, trump should realize they are an strategic resource before deporting this specific specimen
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>>73484873
You know that I'm not asking that.

I'm asking about the disgusting color it has.
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>>73471941
>Corn and flour blend
Im sickened but curious.jpg
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>>73482775
>he fell for the pastor meme
Dumb chilango normie, bisteck is superior in any way
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>>73487351
is bisteck arrachera
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>>73471758
why buy a taco shell kit? its not hard to make homemade shells. you don't have to be mexican to make your own corn taco shell. same with making homemade seasoning. yeah its cheaper to buy a single taco premixed seasoning packet, but buying bottles of seasoning yourself to craft your own becomes cheaper in the long run. you can also use the seasoning to make other things as well so it becomes very versatile.
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>>73487265
az fag here. its semi common in the states. a lot are actually made by your people that illegally immigrated here. the shells are almost as soft as flour, so easier to work with, but you get a slight corn texture and taste. plus the extra 1-2g of fiber.
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>>73482581
Same shit we did to Italian cuisine we Americanized it and made it all retarded although tasty in some regards.
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>I will make tacos
>Posts folded tostadas instead
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>>73488252

That is what taco is.
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>>73473398
tacos are better than kebab. For one, they can be made from pork.
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>>73475412
>Scandinavian cuisine.
The fat is where the flavour is, It also make the meat smooth. Of course it only count if it's from good meat, with bad meat the least fat the better.
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>>73473026
Tacos are not poor people food, you'll see millionaires eating them
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>>73487543
No, bistec is asada
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>>73471257
>better than any amerishit attempt

>tfw this faggot's contempt is actually this deep for me
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Get in here argentinians I'll teach you how to tango properly.
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>>73471980
if you use shells then at least use the squares so the whole shell don't crack in two at the first bite
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>>73493668

Gonna try them next time.
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THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE? JESUS! How many mexicans and chicanos do you still trigger with this thread?
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Die you twisted fuck
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>>73495395
CHI
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>>73493668
My grade school called those taco boats
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lamo
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>>73494690

Just immagine in a few years when we start exporting salmon taco's to the US and Mexico
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>>73492902
But Finland, to tango you need to touch another human being.
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>>73497868
Hijo de perra, vete a chingar a otro lado
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>>73498082

He could be wearing some kind of protective suit?
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>>73470653
but it's not taco friday yet... i really really hope youll make a new trend like this again this friday
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>>73498478
*But Finland, to tango you have to be near a person.
[spoiler]It works as well desu.[/spoiler]
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>>73472929
>a taco holder

the pussiest
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>>73472929
>>73499071
I had no ideas these were a thing
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>>73498531

I can't this friday. I'm going up to my cabbin to sit still in a chair by the fire, not talk to anyone and drink while the winds howl around outside. There is no service up there in the mountains
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>>73499071
>>73499144

If you look closely they are shaped like little mexican sombreros
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>>73478178
>flautas
>not tacos dorados
wtf?
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>>73487351
>not cecina
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>>73500566
you sound like a finn in a sauna
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>>73500566
sounds comfy
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>>73501625
>>73502054


I'm going up tomorrow so i get a day and night of peace before rest of the friends and family comes on friday. Then we drink and have outrageous ski challenges (Who can make this skijump without spilling beer and such) and various other challenges. Then we eat lamb and celebrate easter by drinking and partying. Later in the night we play risk and start to argue.
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>>73503417
You should post pics on /int/ afterwards. Sounds comfy af
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>>73503469

I'll see what i can do. But its hard to take pics and not have some other norwegian anon recognizing the area or spesific mountain and then doxxing me
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>>73503727
norwegian anons aren't so rude as to do that imo. they're some of the nicest /int/ anons
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>>73503790
they are polite, not excatly nice
their souls are poluted by darkness, coldness, black metal and too much wealth
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>>73503790
yeah and this thread is funny as the nice norway managed to trigger the meanest the most butturt country on /int/. and over what? over fucking food lmao
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>>73503914
>the meanest the most butturt country on /int/
that's germany
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>>73503469

Found this vid on jewtube of some norwegians going on a cabbin trip and they actualy make taco at the 03:40 mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3xrVnQIFI
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>>73503875
exactly see >>73504174
>jewtube
totally rude and uncalled for.
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I would eat the fuck out of those, Tacos are some of my favourite food.
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>>73504241
that pitch black abyss in every each of these guys eyes
you must see it too anon, don't get fooled by thin masks with poorly drawn smiles on them
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>>73504306
Does canada have mexican tacos or american tacos?
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>>73504174
seems fun

that autotune tho
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>>73504400
Both but I'm use to the American ones
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>>73503727
you guys can recgonize cities base on like just pictures of mountains from afar? :o
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>>73504638

My winter cabbin is high up in the mountains and there are some tell tale signs of exactly where it is
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>>73504868
is it in trondheim
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>>73505603

nope. its farther south. I can see the Hardanger plateu from my cabbin
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>>73506399
ok, now that view sounds even better than before
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Wow based Norway. Totally embarrassed Mexicans. I didn't know your food is much better than theirs. It basically means anyone can do better than them.
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>>73509056

It's your doing as someone pointed out farther up. You americanized the taco (i.e took out all the shitty parts of it and replaced it with something tastier) and that got exported somehow to Scandinavia
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Why did you have to make a thread about how you make normal tacos?
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>>73507575

I actually have a sauna at that cabbin with thermal windows so i can sit comfy and drink cold beer in 90C while watching the snow blizzard hit the valley between me and the Hardanger Plateu
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>>73509783
I wish I had that
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I bought some tortilla and just eat it as bread or a simple sandwich really good desu
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>>73509608
kek, yes and that triggers them even more that we have something to do with that.
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>>73510230

I'm just waiting for some health fad to strike Mexico and then we can export salmon taco (it's actually very good) over to them. Then we come full circle!
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>>73510110
Cheese and ham between tortillas are called sincronizadas, Germans confirmed culinary geniuses
>>73510500
In coastal cities they eat tuna and marlin tacos, your idea is not new
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>>73510766
>In coastal cities they eat tuna and marlin tacos, your idea is not new

But not salmon!
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>>73511017
Because salmon is quite expensive here
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>>73511017
Fish tacos is an American invention too, that somehow made its way down to Mexico.
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>>73511107

Thats because we don't have any good market or trade deals with Mexico. Norway has developed a new tech wich enable us to instantly vacum freeze our product thereby containing the "fresh" taste of salmon at very low cost and we are exporting huge amounts of it to the Japs and EU. Salmon is just so much better than any other fish so a salmon taco is GOAT
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>>73511426
If you were in the EU you'd have good trade deals with Mexico :^)
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>>73511519

but then the EU would take much more of that money and they would allow other cunts to fish in our waters
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>>73509774

to teach the mexicans a lesson
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dont let the thread die!
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>>73518203
are you about to head to bed?
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El noruegANO seƱores!
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>>73518541
So Noriega is a Norwegian name?
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>>73518541
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WTF I hate Norway now?!?!?!
Also, pls kill Johan for me. He is your neighbor
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>mfw this thread
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>MUH FISH

this is the same arguement as killing that 5 wolf you have
>MUH MOOSE

really,
>>
REEE
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very educational thread, thanks op
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>>73471980
>cucumber
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>>73521724
cucumber....
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Tex Mex soft shell tacos are so much better familia
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>>73518203
WHY my dear amigo
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bump lol
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is norway awake yet?
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>>73470653
My favorite homemade tacos are called discada.

this is a dish for at least 4 people.

You will need some steak cut into cubes
twice the amount of ground beef as steak
bacon
chopped onions
some kind of melty cheese, edam works well
champignon
bell peppers sliced
and one hot chili chopped
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>>73527503
first add the bacon and onions. The bacon will both be a spice and oil.
when the onion softens, add the chili
then slowly add the peppers.
now add ground beef
add your steak and mushrooms once the ground beef is half cooked.
last, when you're done cooking add slices or cubes of cheese before you turn off the fire

you are welcome.
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>>73526528
Should be.
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Fuck you norway, it's 2 a.m. and now I hunger for some tacos

>>73527503
>discada
Nice taste compa
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>>73472929
>that fucking image
I'm tearing up over here.
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>>73493668
wtf?
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>>73527660
thank you.
if just one person tries to make discada after reading my simplest instructions, western civilization has a chance.
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>>73489382
Guess you haven't had wild meat.
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>>73489382
Try elk or wild boar, then come back and tell me how much fat good meat has to have.
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>>73470653
I wonder how easy it would be to start a mexican restaurant business, or at least sell premade taco meat/fresh tortillas like they do here because if that is what they call tacos, i'm sure it could do very well.
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To be honest I really like texmex tacos. I don't pretend they're the same tacos, but damn you they taste good and that's enough for me.
>>
Why is this thread still here?
>>
>>73527863
If you can make a kit that is not terrified of offending our taste buds and you'll make a decent buck, all that supermarket shit are bland as fuck.
>>
Making tex mex food tonight, chili con carne
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>>73470653
This thread has been up for like 1 day and half, why it hasn't died yet?
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>>73528002
well the one that is sold here is mostly premade taco meat you can just put in a skillet, buy onions, radish, etc and they have a tortilla making machine that sells hot corn tortillas.

It does take some time compared to putting shit in the microwave though.
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>>73528095
My main issue over here is the spices and sauces, both are weak, the only reason i know it's supposed to be spicy is because i start to sweat a little after a while but the taste does nothing for me.

>radish
Don't think i've ever had a taco with radish in it, that alone makes me curious of the taste.
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>>73528325
>Don't think i've ever had a taco with radish in it
just slice it up/dice and put it on the taco, along with cilantro, lemon, and salsa.

I don't think they would go that well though with hard shell tacos, I find the shell tacos extremely sweet.
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>>73526528

I'm awake! This thread made it to day 3!!

Now it's time for breakfast. Egg and anchovies!
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>>73529606
We did it reddit!
>>
Your waifus come here instead of Norway.
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Look! I made egg and anchovies taco!!
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>>73529776
Jesus Christ that is my favorite Mexican food
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>this whole thread
my fucking sides hurt im crying
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>>73530320

You ese! Whats wrong ese!?
>>
>>73529776
Nah, I love Norway metal.
>>
Crap.. this thread still is alive?
>>
are mexicans and murricans asleep nao?
>>
>>73530608
I never sleep
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>>73530608
Hey amigo! :)
Wtf is that?
Why do you want murricans for?
Why is this thread still alive?
>>
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Do Norwegians have tacos in a bag?
>take taco fillings
>dump it into a small bag of doritos
>eat
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>>73530799
>Wtf is that?

It's taco's! Don't you recognize it?
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>>73530840

We don't have that yet no. Looks GOAT
We do have Taco pai - pic related. Do you guys have that?
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>>73531265

meant Taco Pie
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>>73531265
It looks horrible.

Shut up and put it in my mouth. I don't care if it tastes horrible.
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>>73531375

We also have taco pizzaroll
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Some other anon has to keep this thread going. Im heading up into the mountains in a couple of hours
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>>73533216
I will
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>>73533216
>>73533888
No
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>>73533944
Yes. Tacos are honorary Norwegian food.
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>>73534344

Remember. Its taco friday tomorrow!
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>>73535163
Norway please explain, what's the deal with tacos in your country?
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>>73535261

Dunno. It just became super popular and usually every family eats it on fridays and watch lame ass norwegian sit coms and talkshows
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thread's still up! phew
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>>73471980
I wish I could cook for myself :(

Looks good though

Would eat/10
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>>73536250

Dont you have taco kits in burgerland?
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>>73536942
we do :3
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>>73537012
į¶œįµƒį¶«į¶¦įµƒį¶°įµ’į¶° įµƒ į¶œįµ˜įµ—įµ‰
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>>73537950
are you up on the mountain already?
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>>73539893
he is a neet. he has no cabin.
>>
ITT: a norwegian will teach hombres how to make swedish tacos
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>>73511426
Your salmon are shit. China gave us a panda when we agreed to start selling them our salmon because they were so relieved they didn't have to eat shitey Norwegian salmon anymore
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>>73540098
Do you even have as much sea access as Norway? They are literally in the middle of the ocean
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>>73539893

Im on my way. I have another hour and a half to drive
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>>73478870
>In America
>Eat these delicious tacos
>Enjoying myself
>Then I realize that there are none of these in Iceland
>tfw
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>>73542022
marry me and i'll make them everyday for you anon
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>>73542109
No thanks anon.
I'm not attracted to people with penises.
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>>73540990
>American geography lessons strike again
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>>73540990
They used to have, but then my country took it all from them.
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>>73542022

There is a taco bell outside of Reykjavik
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Keep this thread alive
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>>73542468
Step 1. Leave the EU
Step 2. Conquer Iceland again
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On my way to the cabbin. Had to stop to get some food. Sadly they didnt have any taco
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>>73542779
looks like comfy area already
>>
>>73542568
There is Taco Bell, but no Choco Taco
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>>73542875

Yes. These lands really inspire oneself to make the best taco's
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>>73478179
What's wrong with taco bell
>>
>>73543424

Nothing. He is just jelly he can't make as good taco as them
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>>73543497
Must be
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Mexicanos absolutely and forever blown the fuck out
>>
need an update norway.. where art thou now
>>
>>73546105

On the cabbin. Barerly any signal.
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>>73547043
>>
>mexishits
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>>73547195
impressive. you must be rich. pls rape me and pay me if so
>>
>>73475600
They listen to reggae in Islamic Oslo?
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too bad it won't last another day. too many messages.
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WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE
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>>73548790
cause me and a few others say random shit to keep it alive since yesterday. that's call teamwork
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>>73548790
because you need to learn how to make tacos
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wtf i hate noruegos now
>>
Hey OP, create a new thread once this one hits the bump limit
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>>73550306
bump limit already been reached
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>>73550357
so about time then
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>>73550493
what art thou doing now norway? continue your legacy pls
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>>73551012
of cannibalism? I'm not hungry enough to eat a mexican
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