fringe gf edition
anime
just got my penis last week lads how do i control it when i go to the toilet it just sprays everywhere
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>73461139
Without that eyeliner she wouldn't be half as attractive
hello, american here
Anime
>>73461205
take your pants all the way off
what the fuck is up with these random verified accounts tweeting seconds after Trump tweets
>>73461209
If you're from the tourist board I think you're overselling it a bit. Stay realistic.
>>73461239
Howdy! Welcome to /brit/!
got a plan to make mummy buy the thom browne suit
*walks*
actually took me a while to notice the bird. nature is actually pretty fucking good at designing effective camouflage. its eyes not showing helped i imagine.
>you will never lock eyes with Saffiyah
>>73461139
girls with a fringe on do that to cover their massive foreheads
>>73461239
*Hello, American here.
kys yank would shove my fucking cock into your ear and pierce your brain
?
**business idea: type regular posts like action posts**
>>73461246
twitter has basically no bot prevention.
Saffiyah nudes are HOT
>>73461290
stat points in awareness: 0
>>73461295
She's still a pretty girl with nice hair
Bet she smells great
Anyone here like golf?
>had a very brief and non-aggresive argument with a female colleague at work
>carried on as normal after, casually chatting throughout the rest of the day as if nothing has happened, which it didn't
>find out today that she was bitching constantly about me to the rest of the office while I was away yesterday
why are women so petty and stupid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>73461367
I like playing it, watching it is fucking shit.
>>73461256
thanks, first time here
whats that device you put under cars to raise them?
>>73461388
jack
>>73461388
Jack?
>>73461388
my throbbing cock
>>73461370
why is water wet mate
Shame the left wing everyday TO BE HONEST
>>73461367
*gets a hole in one*
Guess you could say I'm an... ace
>>73461401
>>73461402
just a jack? thought it was something-jack or jack-something
>>73461401
>>73461402
no im harry actually x
>>73461421
*gets one in a hole*
Wahey!
>>73461433
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(device)
*tells a lie on /brit/ in order to get a response*
>had a very brief and non-aggresive argument with a male colleague at work
>carried on as normal after, casually chatting throughout the rest of the day as if nothing has happened, which it didn't
>find out today that he was bitching constantly about me to his online friends on 4chan while he was at home
why are men so petty and stupid?
>try to find someone I went to school with on facebook
>can't find them
>make an alt
>suddenly I can find them
what?
why would that person block me on facebook?
>>73461462
>>73461482
stop being a queer cunt then
>>73461421
*puts one in your hole*
>>73461462
fuck off roastie
>>73461482
because you were a spazz in high school
What books you lot reading then lads?
this post is a response to a certain post in this thread
business idea: deport all taigs from northern ireland and replace them with english and loyalist scots
Jew here.
Just letting you cumskin goyim know your period of rule is at an end.
>had a very brief and non-aggresive pact with the Third Reich in 1939
>carried on as normal after, casually invading and conquering Poland together throughout the rest of the year as if nothing happened, which it didn't
>find out today that he was plotting Operation Barbarossa constantly about me to the rest of the Wehrmacht while I was away yesterday
why are Nazis so petty and stupid?
jokingly called my mate a nigger when he said he loves chicken and he got absolutely livid and went on a rant about how that word has no place in the 21st century etc.
why are lefties so uptight lads?
>>73461352
>>73461501
mein kampf
communist manifesto
>>73461535
i don't believe it, you're lying
>>73461482
I can see why you think we'd know better than you but I'm stumped.
why do girls always bitch about guys that banged them?
no babe, I wasnt going to be your boyfriend after meeting you in a nightclub
>>73461535
can i have a jew gf
whats the male equivalent of "roastie"?
>>73461535
>Trying to get someone to say jews are white
try harder pooskin bignose
>>73461574
chad
>>73461574
twink/power-bottom
DO
NOT
REPLY
TO
IT
'mirin United's code-monkeys
Look what the fuck I'm wearing i got good taste bitch
Mixing drugs up
I'm on some rave shit
>>73461587
chad is the male equivalent of stacy
western canada is australia-lite
>>73461574
deano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY
>>73461595
kek
>>73461574
having too much foreskin
>>73461572
no
>>73461595
Don't get it
>>73461574
Phimosis
>>73461574
you should shame girls for being too slutty
you should shame guys for being virgins
Just bought a new pair of shoes
would love an anglo-jewish gf but I'm related to all of them in my area
>>73461604
fuccboi then
>haha fellow goys how are you doing
ask a 45 year old power top twink anything
>>73461647
>United Airlines Passenger Is Dragged From an Overbooked Flight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LhTJDkVXvg
>>73461638
what the heck dude
>>73461684
would you fuck a power bottom?
>>73461684
Given any strangers a twinkrant lately?
not sure i've properly met one jew in me life, apart from one somewhat piff rs teacher
>>73461692
delete this please
>search jew on google images
>third result is le happy merchant
this is disgusting antisemitism
>>73461139
met her before Tbh, had a length conversation with her
>>73461692
thumbnail on the left reminds me of pic related
>>73461692
haha looks like that dying moooonkey meme
i just call all girls roasties desu
guess there isn't a male equivalent i can use
Converted to Islam with my Wife of 9 years AMA.
>>73461734
did you shag her
>>73461718
>piff
what does this even mean?
Trying to teach a girl how to nondimensionalise the Navier-Stokes equation and she keeps forgetting that Reynold's number = (velocity x length)/(kinematic viscosity)
What an utter simpleton.
>>73461759
peng
>>73461715
no, only bears
>>73461759
Buff
>>73461759
Hi
Piff means peng, chung, fit - attractive
>>73461741
>>73461743
>>73461758
I did not, she was dating a popular youtuber at the time
>>73461783
why didn't you say attractive?
me singing a song x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si0fB0lnow
>>73461759
choong
>>73461796
don't know if JF or Lord Toffington
>>73461741
>>73461743
>>73461784
>>73461759
buffting
>>73461830
good job
>tfw chad
>>73461798
fuck me what was Tom on? he sounds fucking shite
that hair could do with a word too
>>73461796
I'm not liking the tone of your posts not one bit and I'm getting a strong impression you're less cool than me
>>73461139
How do I get a slag who likes it up the bum.
>>73461830
SCREEEEEEEEECHOARRRRRROLLERRRRING
>>73461830
needs a bit more work but good effort son
>>73461769
>>73461777
>>73461783
>>73461816
>>73461832
thanks for the (You)s
>>73461845
using london slang doesn't make you "cool"
speak english
>>73461692
Here's a better one
https://youtu.be/X9bRZZmro_s
Just noticed the autistic screeching lol
>>73461866
nang
>>73461866
You're gonna be mad af when you realise this isn't reddit.
>>73461842
imagine actually looking like this
looks like a fucking inflatable suit. can't imagine how awkward daily life must be being this ripped. would attract far too much attention and stupid comments/stares
>>73461866
nae bo'r big la
>>73461886
Do you get raped a lot or get shit stolen sleeping in hostels?
>>73461874
Foreigners use general British slang all the time on here to appear """"cool"""". It's sad and funny.
>>73461875
REEEEEEEE (in chinese)
hat.png
you know who you are
>>73461875
Why did they drag off an already seated passenger instead of just not allowing anyone else to board?
>>73461842
>tfw all the chads from sixth form are now useless benefit scroungers with six kids
>I'm slaying pussy left right and centre
good feel
>>73461846
Did a small screech at this
>>73461846
wow that really goes up there
>using london slang doesn't make you "cool"
>speak english
racists unequivocally BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=RA46hBCzmJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=RA46hBCzmJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=RA46hBCzmJM
>>73461911
I've never slept in a hostel in my life.
>>73461932
>tfw slaying your mum with my huge cock
>tfw 50k A year
>>73461931
he violated united's NAP
>hat.png
>you know who you are
went for a walk and thought everyone was laughing at me
>>73461945
fantastic post
>>73461950
Are you actually thai or a backpacker
taskbar position ranking:
>normie tier
bottom
>macfag tier
top
>mong tier
right
>top tier
left
>>73461931
Supposedly they "needed" to seat 4 of their own employees on the flight and when they announced it nobody volunteered to get off. I guess they didn't realize it until they'd already seated everyone.
>>73461974
hahaha
>>73461945
fuck off
How come mandy makes me so relaxed?
Literally just want to sit there thinking about how nice everything is
>>73461949
>this isn't acceptable
>literally wants to end free speech
hmmm
>>73461996
Which screen though.
>>73461996
Enjoy your weirdly misplaced start menu
How does one deal with not being able to poo in a public toilet???
>>73461955
I don't know this acronym
>>73461992
neither, how long have you been away from reddit?
>>73461997
>they fucked up
nice
>>73461932
>tfw never been a chad
>tfw khv
dad's gone out with his gf
and here I am sat at home like a mong
what am I like?
*frantically changes position of taskbar from bottom to left*
whew, that was a close one
>>73462020
I think it's meant to, and the people who dance all night on it are also on speed
>$800, a free hotel and a free flight the next day
desu I'd probably do it
>>73462045
>having more than one screen
FOB
I have my taskbar hidden, and it only pops up when I hover over the location it's placed
Literal god tier
>>73461949
she is cute and anti-zionist
need a gf like her
>>73462113
I have three.
Task bar is on the left of the left screen mind.
>>73462120
nah
that's autistic chinese-tie r
>>73462120
same
laughed at some lad virgin walking
>>73462142
same
>>73462062
>dad's gone out with his gf
ah yes, another /brit/ runt from a broken home
>>73461945
screeching
>>73462153
thats not the virgin walk thats the comically autistic walk
>tfw virgin-walking-virgin who laughs at people virgin-walking
>>73462055
>dumb chinky jf redditor
you sound pretty degenerate
Imperator!
Walk about like I'm carrying 2 invisible sheep 2bh
>>73462171
yes
>>73462214
why not just have the taskbar auto hide
>>73462220
You just go hulking around the block then?
>>73462142
protip: get dexpot and set a hotkey to move active window to primary display.
Handy
>>73462218
cracking post
>>73462214
that is NEET/10
doing the virgin stance in my virgin pants
>>73462249
because i like having it there for easy access
Decided to start blaming the Jews for all my problems
Has made life much easier :)
*puts my Lyle & Scott cardigan over my topman henley*
*lace up my red vans authentics*
*grab my iPod Classic*
*press shuffle*
*Sleepyhead by Passion Pit plays, hmm, next, Sierra Leone by Mt Eden, nah, New Theory by Washed Out... Ah yes, perfect*
*glomps you*
disobeying the asmr girl
>>73462283
YES STRATEGOS
>>73462290
You know if you hold the Windows key and press a number it will open whatever is pinned in order on the taskbar
>>73462289
>skinny jeans
>autism boots
>purple top under a black jacket
>sunglasses
>fringe
fucking hell
is /pol/ still anti-Trump?
>>73462274
>>73462142
wait no, I mean ultramon. Dexpot is a different thing entirely.
>>73462323
fuck me my whole world is turned upside down now
decided to start blaming the people blaming the jews for all their problems for all my problems
wtf i thought skinny jeans were normie now???
rate my desktop /brit/
>>73462374
too lazy to get the classic taskbar back/10
>>73462351
I had no intention of getting it anyway.
>>73462373
yeah if you're a virgin
most confident look is straight/slim or tracksuits
>>73462323
woah
>>73462411
good lad
>>73462374
dry like my pussy
going to start using my laptop in tablet mode
don't even have a touchscreen
>>73461874
speak british* :-)
>>73462374
extremely envious of that resolution
>>73462416
straight is literally kev tier
slim is failed normie tier
*kills your entire cavalry with horse archers*
Heh nothing personell
got on the virgin fit today
>>73462423
ah so you're a mtf transgender
thanks for the (you)s
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
decided to start being a jew solved most of my problems
>>73462379
answer the man's question
>>73462374
>He does not have an animated wallpaper
Screeching
hahah lads ! want to die lads hahahah
>>73462374
>having anything on your desktop other than the recycle bin
lmao
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
united airline staff: in the right or in the wrong?
>>73462469
whyd you want to die you fucking ugly prick
>>73462442
wonder if there's a single non-virgin on /fa/
>>73462469
same
lol
>>73462404
yes
>>73462468
gimmick
>>73462499
>fucking ugly prick
there's your answer
Going to university next year, is Bolton any good?
>>73462484
third eye blind were actually a good band
if you convert to judaism can you move to israel?
>>73462537
yeh you will have a sick time
don't listen to the stem autists that will laugh at you
doing a listen to the ol' primus
absolutely howling
>>>/tv/81507129
why do I get so depressed when I'm tired
feel like suicide while waiting to fall asleep but when I wake I'm fine and feel reasonably cheerful
>>73462562
why would you want to?
>>73462537
yeah, everything about bolton is great
>>73462537
yep, no place like them lancashire towns
*fires on my own men*
Been at home for two hours and I want to die already.
/brit/ has interesting music taste.
>>73462442
WHY oh why oh why oh WHY do /fa/ gigarunts insist on wearing this skirt-shorts-jeans combo
if they ever set foot where i come from theyd be minced into gruel before you could sound the morning call to prayer
>>73462562
I think so
but you might have to serve in the IDF for a bit to get citizenship
(though that can be anything from filling to shooting palestinians)
>>73462562
yes
i seen a documentary before where an ulster scot did just that
>>73462574
When I'm tired and get into bed, that's the best part of my day.
>>73462573
would turn her entire body to dust with an open palmed slap
>>73462537
they need to work on their tourist appeal
>>73462619
ah yes the aussie who hates tom scott is here
>>73462573
>mfw its my thread
>oh you're at war with Gaul?
>take your ships to the other side of the Mediterranean for some reason
got to overcome my nose/ear picking habit
it's really disgusting and I do it far too much
>ywn smell Ivankas feet
For a laugh we should all go to Bolton University next academic year, even those who are already uni students or have busy lives
>>73462656
good to see i've made myself known round here
>>73461949
kin ell imagine a threesome with both of them
>>73462581
get a jew gf
isn't bolton one of the worst unis in the country
>>73462702
good idea lad
>>73462704
t. yorkie
>>73462685
they look nice but they're way too big
>>73462702
Have you considered NYC?
>>73462537
>manchester
alri sheed
>>73462685
she probably has ugly smelly slav feet
>>73462724
from failsworth actually x
>>73462573
Second one's not awful
>>73462680
this is a glorious victory for rome!
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes chariot*
>>73462737
I'm from Oldham and can pound your arse any day of the week mate
why dont lefties all pack up and move to luton, slough or bradford if they love muslims so much?
>>73462573
cringed hard at the second one
hope that doesn't come on when im watching tv with my family
need an afrikaner gf
might move to one of those comfy rich towns outside of cape town in the mountains just to get one
>>73462737
*googles it*
>it's a real place
>it's obviously shit
haha, good lad
>>73462733
lol you couldn't pay me to live there
off2bedteebs
>>73462214
not a bad aesthic
might as well put stick the Trash in the task bar though
>>73462592
Bolton is greater Manchester.
>>73462766
>oldham
alri paki?
living in the UK would be so depressing unless you were a billionaire in a high rise central london flat
>>73462782
south africans are arseholes
them maltesers ads are an abomination unto themselves
cannot STAND that sort of agenda
shoving spastics in my face as if youll ever convince me they deserve to breathe
hope that little boggart chokes on a malteser and the deafie takes one at high speed straight through the eardrum
>monty python beat us to gimmicks by 40 years
https://youtu.be/5dGA9zqiPes?t=65
>>73462788
Yet, you're willing to jump through hoops to live in Israel.
why are acid attacks on the rise in London?
>>73462835
all the saff africans i've met irl and on /int/ have been nice desu
BLACKED
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/13/yes-im-disabled-and-i-can-still-date-hot-guys-disabled-woman-speaks-about-her-dating-experiences-5062407/
>>73462813
shouldn't be though, it's as lancashire as blackburn and burnley
>>73462840
love the innovative death wishes, you should find a way to monetise that lad
>tfw room stinks of wacky baccy
Hope mum dont find out
>>73462875
pakis
>>73462840
>>73462878
Positively SCREECHING
>>73462878
>women can struggle to have relationships just as much as men!
>society
detecting a hint of the old 'tism
>he doesn't live in failsworth
>>73462840
actually laughing and i dont mean breathing heavily out of my nose, I mean actual, visible laughs
>>73462850
Not funny
>>73462776
Lad i just write with my left hand christ
>>73462898
why isn't this mentioned in any article i read about the matter? surely the first step in helping the issue is identifying the perpetrators.
>ywn have a qt latina gf that cucks you with a big Aussie bloke
>>73462850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1sXeUHBHgk
>>73462878
shes getting some and im not
where the fuck did it all go so wrong
>>73462990
if you ever get a latina gf can i be the aussie bloke? (i'm 5'7 with an average cock)
>>73462857
it's nicer
wish us a good night could ya mate?
quite comfy
Taking some LSD and going for a walk in the countryside, have a good evening lads
*pokes a bony hand through the bars of my cage as you walk past*
*squeaks desperately for food*
>>73463029
shit night, hope a spider crawls up your arse
>>73462998
used to speak in anagrams all the time when i was a kid
Absolutely not a chance I'm not on the spectrum
*leaves the city walls for no apparent reason*
>>73463078
ooh me too
>>73463061
tried going outside on acid several times but things just got way too confusing and weird to handle without looking like a nutcase
then again I was doing pretty hefty doses lmao
the goal
>>73461139
What the hell is that thing on her shoulder
Sunny days always make me feel lonelier
>tfw no one to cuddle and have a picnic down by the river with
;_;
>>73462782
enjoy your imminent gang rape, torture and execution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22HVEeNgbYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xLlhP-9Jpg
http://www.genocidewatch.org/images/The_Gruesome_Reality_of_Racist_South_Africa.pdf
>>73463078
>>73463098
0k
>>73463112
Nah I microdose
Walks in nature on low doses is relaxing af
>>73463122
you stupid boy
>>73463112
it's best done with friends
>>73463138
Saffers will win the race war
>>73463122
birb
>>73463120
>>73463057
don't think i'm not onto you, you sly leaf
>>73463123
I'll cuddle and have a picnic with you. I've just started hrt so would prefer if we went when it goes dark.
>>73463123
saw loads of couples walking today when i was out, felt bad man
so many qts in dresses
>>73463097
Rome 1>Rome 2 Tbh
>>73463155
>I microdose
disgusting hippy
never speak to me again
>>73463161
I don't have any friends and prefer doing it alone in my bedroom in the dark with some tunes on.
>>73463170
hm?
>>73463203
Fantastic post
>>73463138
i didn't watch this RT video before linking it
>the haves, who tend to be white citizens, and the have-nots, who tend to be blacks