'sheedwogs out edition
Rorke
Rasheed
alri Nige/Bruce/Sven/Pajeet
>when NEETS wake up at 1 of the clock and post the morning news
mad
anime
>>73453593
funny that cause i literally just woke up
Love getting the haircut because my hairdresser is a right fucking MILF.
Turns out she is 49 even though she looks late 30's. Pretty face, small and tidy as FUCK body. So toned for her age its unbelievable.
Would get every last drop out of her.
>>73453612
madime
>>73453593
Ive been awake since 9 you little cunt
love is stronger than hate :3
also, how do i acquire a gf like this?
>tiny hands trump lmao
>gay clown putin lmao
why are lefties so unfunny
>squat with volume
>proceed to have extreme diarrhoea couple of hours later
every time...like pottery or should I say pootery haha
>>73453659
good frogs
>>73453662
she's just as intolerant and dogmatic as the bellend on the right mate.
go on my free cams and look for EnbyAngel1 lads
muh dick
(British camgrill)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meMvAtLmTwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meMvAtLmTwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meMvAtLmTwg
>>73453683
haha
>>73453692
not arsed
LIKE this post for leave
REACT ANGRILY for remain
>>73453692
>camsite
shan't
>>73453538
He got everything wrong.
Best of intentions. Rivers of blood? Loss of identity in a slow persistent trickle. So slow no one notices.
>>73453692
I'm not doing this lol
>>73453719
>Stand up for europe
>Room is full of chairs
...Huh!...?
>>73453692
>pixie cut
dropped
who else /black/?
>>73453719
>stand up for Europe
>but support the people trying to destroy it
hmm
The so-called 3D waifu.
>>73453762
alri winston umbongwo
>>73453762
iz it cuz i iz black cuz xDDD
>>73453719
>pronouncing it yurup
>>73453749
theyre gonna stand on the chairs
>>73453762
I'm transnegro
>>73453715
haha what are yanks like eh
time to take amphetamine, the thinking man's drug
>>73453719
*likes angrily*
>>73453762
hello nigger
Its time to fucking go Mr Wenger.
You know, its funny
I am watching Jurassic Park right now.
I just got to the scene where they are talking about the Raptors and say they should be safe as long as they don't learn to open doors. In the next scene a raptor opens a door and attacks the kids in the kitchen
Wenger is Alan Grant in this scene.
He is looking at his team in 2004 and saying
'we should be OK and win every title as long as the other teams don't learn to use strength and tactics against us'
In the next scene, the 2004/2005 season the Mourinhoaptor uses strength against him
But unlike the kids in Jurassic Park wenger didn't escape the kitchen. Nope. Instead the entire Raptor pack, the entire Premier league moved in and gutted him with their claws. Now instead of being saved by Jeff Goldblum he is having his carcass picked away by the most brutal predators of the time, the long ball merchants.
Fuck you Wenger. You are extinct.
>>73453719
So much respect lost in one horrible Question Time mess.
I loved him.
what is the lefty solution for stopping terrorism/extremism?
they're opposed to the rorke method of taking the fight to terrorist entities and deporting potential extremists but i never see them offer alternative solutions
just clean the gory remains of their countrymen off the pavement and pretend nothing is happening and hope the attacks stop?
>even in England, black/mixed people are a very small percentage of population
>Literally everywhere on TV shows
?????????????????????????
I was feeling alright all the way from Fri-Mon, but the depression is back. It always comes back. No escape.
>>73453864
Fight hate with love.
i think i will do it tonight
HE WILNDIN NIKKA
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSnb1vdju5S/
going to get demoted at the call centre soon
Went a bit overboard with the old lunch today. This is what day 3 of quiting drinking and smoking looks like.
>>73453719
Eddie izzard did more for the leave campaign in that Qt than most leave politicians. Even my mum, a staunch bremainer, was almost swayed by how much of a stupid cunt he was.
>>73453692
>I'm a cute and kinky nonbinary (trans), looking to earn money by showing myself off!
Dropped
>>73453911
me on the left screen
unlikely to be posting on wednesday, thursday or friday
expect a drop in thread quality
>>73453911
> someone actually posts non-rancid food on here
amazing
shame about the setting though
>>73453911
Not bad. Those look like some sorry olives though
>>73453911
good luck but it's a shame you left the kool kids klubâ„¢
>>73453911
>eating off the queens face
it's treason then
>>73453907
The Pakistani guy I relied on to give me extra shifts has started getting another Muslim guy to cover him. So now I only work 3 days a week.
That's 1/4th of my income gone for the foreseeable future due to Muslim nepotism.
>>73453945
oh no
don't go
>>73453911
is that windows 7
>oi mate what did you call my gf??
>>73453911
>that massive big bit of cheese
eww why
>>73453996
looks like a bloke in drag
>>73453996
"a bloke in a dress"
just woke up
>>73453931
That's just your towels on the sunbeds.
>>73453996
hate singlets (vests) that have the arm hole going halfway down the torso
>>73453994
Yes
>>73454003
Went a bit overboard
>>73454004
5.1 surround
lovely day outside and im stuck indoors writing a fucking essay
>>73453968
exact same thing is happening to some lads I know
constantly get their shifts moved around
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/851767718248361986
it's all over lads
best korea about to get BTFO
reee reee ROO ROO
>>73454047
china turning on NK would be the best thing ever
>>73454047
Don't get it. Was has DPRK done wrong?
>>73454039
just don't do them
>>73454047
wtf I LOVE donald trump now
>>73454074
they just threatened to nuke US
>>73453968
maybe you're just shit at your job?
me trying to socialise
girlfriend has been very difficult lately
think we need some space but we live together
feel like i'm lucky enough to have a girlfriend that i love, should prob just suck it up and carry on as usual (?)
do okay with women, I've not shagged loads of people but okay
though if I ever get moderately close to someone they almost always get obsessed, sometimes even sending messages months after we last spoke... why is this?
>>73454107
me running past and not helping
want quiche and a nap
>>73454107
Me dropping a very leftoid post into brit
>>73454107
my bumhole vs a yank
>>73454116
>>73454158
nice blog posts
>>73454116
maybe go for a weekend away with the lads camping or some shit?
>>73454107
Glad you're not in bits
>you are now living in an age where WW3 was started with a single tweet
>>73454181
is that why they call gay men camp in england?
73,454,229 posts on the chon
what do they all mean
>>73454092
Just out of no where?
>>73454181
just spent a week at the family home with all my old friends and she fucking came and surprised me two days early...
was nice but also defeats the point of having a bit of time to myself and the lads
Havent had sex in almost two months lads
saw some Indian sperg out in the Reddit comments about British Colombia being called "British" Colombia
they really are a resentful people
>>73454064
literally the only reason why China "supports" NK is because if they overthrow KJU, then there'll be millions of NK refugees flooding into China
Haven't had sex in almost 25 years lads
https://youtu.be/zQN_dDHUmhU?t=188
DEHUMANISE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANISE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANISE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANISE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>>73454233
we see those numbers everyday but still strikes me that it doesn't really seem like that many
feel like i've posted here about 1million times just by meself
>>73454238
well US moved some battle ships into south korean territories for "war games" but they have taken that as an act of aggression and china have moved 150,000 troops to the NK border
>>73454214
no no homo silly!
>>73454246
lol
>>73454267
won't most of them go south though
>>73454280
yanks...
>This goes to prove that the US reckless moves for invading the DPRK have reached a serious phase
>We will take the toughest counteraction against the provocateurs in order to defend ourselves by powerful force of arms
>We will hold the US wholly accountable for the catastrophic consequences to be entailed by its outrageous actions
always makes me cringe severely when asian countries try to act hard. the sheer bullshit they chat is annoying enough, but the way they make these statements sounds so autistic and embarrassing
>go into /ck/
>find a chili thread
>post "chili without beans is just spicy pasta sauce"
>come back next day and all the yanks are fuming
Would you be willing to go to war for your country if the enemy was:
a) North Korea?
b) Russia?
c) Spain?
d) USA?
>>73454158
Because you're a genuinely nice lad x
Ok this time 100% OFF the Trump Train
>>73454351
does he seriously think his nukes wouldn't be shot down before they even left north korean waters?
>>73454371
Chilli and seabass?
i wonder what the weird, elitist and contrarian attitudes people have towards cookery, travel and business on the chon
>>73454047
>drumpf is an evil racist warmonger!
>thank god trump is putting an end to these evil regimes!
>>73453731
I notice, and no it isn't slow
>>73454373
depends on what we're fighting over
>>73454267
China dominates that region.
She'll defend it. China doesn't give a fuck about refugees mate. She could suck up millions and not give a shit. Balance of power.
>>73454222
australians on reddit are the worst roleplayers
>>73453762
We are going to see kim jong uns lifeless corpse on the news before the month is out lads
>>73454248
Haven't had sex in 21 years.
>>73454251
Colombia is Spanish (Christophoro Colombo), refering to the Latin American country. Columbia is the English (Christopher Columbus), referring to the area that is now British Columbia, Washington state, and Oregon; then a disputed territory between the United States and British North America (later to become the Dominion of Canada), settled by the 49th parallel.
Colombo is Spanish, Columbus is English.
>>73453762
greater london
the bf
haven't had sex in 3 weeks lads
haven't had sex lads
>>73454047
WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR
haven't held a girl's hand lads
>>73454514
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/04/11/world/europe/uk-london-brexit.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur
london BTFO
I voted for a Trump Wall; Not a Trump WAR!
>>73454514
>even on roids he's got a woman's face
Lmaoooo
>>73454573
do it then
>>73454373
na
ye
na
na
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zow-Hk2WaQ
>>73454472
doubt war is likely with them just right now, but a conflict with north korea will take place within our lifetimes
a pariah state like that cannot be allowed to develop without interruption until the end of the century. sooner or later action will have to be taken
'ddit: the country
s m h
>>73454600
ok
*loses weight*
nice!
>>73453762
t. callum from berkshire
>>73454587
quite cute desu
>>73453683
>bloo bloo tolerate my intolerance
What accent do the people from Skelliga have on Witcher 3?
>>73454609
you never know
trump is a madman after all
Just did a massive slimy poo that was two different colours
>>73454514
>gay goes to the gym/takes roids
in other news, the sky is blue
>>73454615
Reddit is an allah-tier website, dude.
>>73454671
>dude
FOY
>>73454671
'ddit is pretty good 2bh but I almost exclusively browse /r/soccer
>>73454615
surely that's a meme map
vk is russias most popular website by far
>>73454615
what is this a map of? most popular apps in certain countries? second most popular apps in certain countries? least popular apps? apps that most people have killed over?
it could be fucking anything, at least tell us what we're looking at.
>>73454633
she obviously tolerates islam which is highly intolerant so why cant she do the same for the EDL and such?
>>73454615
>tfw instagram is insanely popular here
>tfw don't have one
hmmmmmm perhaps i should make one
>>73454708
The absolute STATE of Ireland
>ywn save a Yank QT sket from her life of scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRjWUcO2pn8
might have a nap
>>73454709
>/r/soccer
>"hey guys, Dortmund/Arsenal/Fiorentina/Bilbao fan here. To Barca fans, how is Suarez playing since he moved to Barcelona?"
Quick someone call me based
>>73454788
*violates your nap*
>>73454373
>Would you be willing to go to war for your country if the enemy was:
>a) North Korea?
Maybe
>b) Russia?
No they're the same as us
>c) Spain?
lolwut?
>d) USA?
Same as us
>>73454788
*puts a blanket over you*
>>73454569
Same. Wonder what it's like
>>73454830
>Wonder what it's like
salty coins
>>73454373
>a) North Korea?
No
>b) Russia?
No
>c) Spain?
No
>d) USA?
Yes
they are tapping my internet connection
At this point I'm genuinely afraid of sex desu. I'm at an age where me not knowing how to fuck isn't cute anymore. Literally I would make a fool of myself
>>73454872
actually I laughed, maybe he repeated it again
I remember saying kek
>>73454873
just watch amateur porn and copy what they do
HATE krauts
>>73454708
What are those chinamen planning?
once held two girls' hands SIMULTANEOUSLY when walking home from a pub quiz at uni
beat that you fucking autismos, I'll be in my sex den
>>73454708
recurrent words where? like in general conversation what the fuck
>>73454873
just accept you'll die a virgin like me lad
>>73454895
Bit gay focusing on what the male is doing I don't want to accidently become gay
>>73454867
This is Japanese intelligence. We've been picking up your IP from a remote outpost in British ColUmbia. We demand you turn yourself in or we will chop you up and send your chunks of to Japanese 7-11 to mill and make into steam buns.
>>73454708
>poland
>european
SHRIEKING
>>73454373
No
Yes
No
YES!!!!!!!!!
>>73454923
> held two girls' hands SIMULTANEOUSLY
you fucking degenerate
>>73454872
I wasn't here yesterday
https://youtu.be/NbsKLG7aEOk?t=109
>>73454911
not the one you were replying to 2bh
>>73454867
yeah trust me i have the *stuff* mate, meet me at jinnan cafe, shibuya in about 30 mins, i'll be wearing a brown jacket
>>73454873
go shag a prostitute mate
better to experience being good at sex and having a good shag with a normal bird than be scared of it your whole life
if you shag a prozzy you won't be ashamed and might actually learn a thing or two
that whole thing about your first time being sacred is complete shit, will just be awkward and you'll be glad when it's over but from there you can learn
>>73454975
Very rude
watched Threads the other day
blimey
>>73454937
Just want my parents to see me with a girl before I die desu I don't really care about dying alone that much
>>73454923
I think I have the complete opposite of a sweet tooth.
Never eat sweets, chocolate, etc. Would always, ALWAYS choose a meat pie over a fruit pie. Never crave sweet things, only savoury things. I actually find sweet things quite boring to eat.
>>73454631
Gary Barlow on the left.
>>73454902
NEED a big stong german to put his 25 centimetres of wood up my bum bum
>>73454973
>Families
>>73455031
me too and i also despise people with a sweet tooth because they end up eating a lot more shit than i do and not stopping themselves getting fat
pathetic
>>73455041
Would 18cm suffice?
>>73455018
just beat up your parents
>>73455016
did you feel the need to off yourself after lad? its the only film to ever affect me and made me sit and think about it for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8__45dnh8E
jesus christ America is like another planet
>>73455101
what is the matter with you
>>73453911
bit much but solid foodstuffs lad
>>73455068
sorry hun i'm a size queen x
>>73455101
>>73455101
blacks arent human
>>73455106
before I came to /int/ I actually believed the meme that the UK and US have similar cultures lol
>>73455092
Lad spilled his heart and you were a cunt to him. Jesus lad, not cool. Be cordial.
> bachelor's degrees were originally acquired before men got married
> earners of bachelors would join the administrative class and use their respectable career to marry a woman from a respectable family
Now it makes sense.
>>73454949
no please spare me
>>73455007
its impossible for me to reach there in 30 mins
>>73455122
>not even sissy brit boys want me
feels bad
is ireland an hour ahead of us or an hour behind? can never remember
>>73455101
>>73455178
it's 100 years behind us
wahey
Do I buy Horizon, Persona 5 or Nioh
don't forget tadpole appreciation night, every 3rd sunday of the month
>>73455192
baaaanteeeeer
>>73455178
Its the same
>>73455055
you should employ more punctuation in your writing
>>73455146
what meme is that?
i've only seen the one where americans are fat retards and the english are tea-sipping smelly breath bad teeth smarty-pants
>>73455101
could you see the famed clit-or-is?
>>73455193
Forklift Simulator 2017
Need pictures of that blonde thick Irish slag like AIR
Should Trump just give up, come over here and join the Liberal Democrats?
wish a red back spider would kill me in my sleep
>>73454923
stop hogging women reeeee
>>73455101
you still a virgin?
>>73455096
normally i'm not really affected much by fiction either, but it really did make me feel a bit depressed afterwards.
just made me want a way out if there ever is a nuclear war desu, would like a gun
>>73455213
you can't normally see the clit unless she's incredibly aroused or you pull apart the pussy lips manually
>>73455223
Think her name is Holly btw
>>73454708
>PAKISTAN
>"world"
heh
>>73455210
it's often stated and assumed to be true by normies and their ilk that the US and UK share a similar culture, everyone says it.
I would describe my ideal woman as "Greek". Ancient Greek, of course. Like milfs and grannies.
would like to see what those irish slags (niamh etc.) are up to these days
>>73455247
*furiously takes notes*
yank hours? who up
Who else /crystal palace/ here?
>>73455290
what's the time there bruh
>>73455247
That's wrong you fucking nonce
>>73454615
Denmark or Canada?
>>73453731
Everything wrong how?
He was right.
>>73455310
Would let big black Benteke breed my gf desu
misclicked on the captcha and mr googlestein made me do it all over agin
once was hanging out with a bunch of uni mates in the park and one of the girls randomly grabbed my hand
we walked awkwardly hand in hand for about 30 minutes until she gave up
pretended not to notice the entire time
>>73455247
interesting
*remembers that in case i ever come close to having sex*
>>73455008
i've seen about 7 prostitutes and i'm still scared of irl sex haha :/
>>73454923
a cute girl sitting on my right leaned to hug and kiss the guy on my left. her sandbags were on my laps so i got a diamond dikku
beat this
craving grilled halloumi
>>73454323
they've have been fed "SK is evil" propaganda since they were born, so probably not
>>73455348
Seriously lads what the fuck
>>73455348
>uni mates
FONT
no refugees until they make my wife's spouse visa less of a fucking pain to acquire
>>73455339
Make an /éire/ and we'll discuss it sure
Business idea:relocate all the refugees and immigrants to NI
The troubles 2:refugee boogaloo
>>73455323
9am my dude
I'm on my gap year lol
Remember when Richard Spencer was punched by the reanimated corpse of a scat fetishist
>>73455348
how do people get this intimate with girls? baffling
>>73455440
They'd all kill themselves within the week
>>73455449
pre university or post university?
flash1:wave2: Selling c lobbies 250ea
>>73455479
Post la
Might do a WWOOF
>>73455149
THIS PLACE AINT NO GAME, SUNSHINE
>>73455503
get a job you lazy fucking dosser
>>73455503
>WWOOF
looks nice
>>73455348
>we walked awkwardly hand in hand for about 30 minutes until she gave up
>pretended not to notice the entire time
did you at least hold her hand back or was your hand limp while she grasped it?
wish my mum would just kick me out instead of dangling the threat over my head
>>73455348
>>73455412
my best mate kept locking eyes with me and sniggering all the way through
was properly awkward
>>73455454
>>73455423
why is everyone LARPing as autists? this is a (failed) normie general
Business idea: tell people I can trim armor for free then keep the armor they trade me to sell
>>73455503
> organic farms
organic is a scam and you should not support it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFbwydevo2o
hmmm
>>73455612
>rich white ''''''people''''''
ah yes
>>73455626
What are you doing?
business idea: get people to create content for your website and pay them 10% of the ad revenue it generates
>>73455578
can't believe I share this general with you autists
>>73455337
>schools overcrowded
>nhs at breaking point
>quarter of a million homeless
>roads are constantly jammed up with traffic
But don't worry, as long as the "refugees" have a nice place to live, the rest of us can go live in a field.
If you have so much space, put them up yourselves you sanctimonious middle-class cunts.
*sniggers*
>>73455686
refugees were a mistake
>>73455557
can't really remember but I think we both held at about the same level
I was really just embarrassed 2bh. don't know what the fuck was going through her head but it must have been the female equivalent of what an r9k sperg thinks
>>73455688
funniest thing is I've had gf/sex/friends etc.
>>73455724
they were in sweden long before the refugee crisis
>>73455761
Wrong
have to dig holes, set posts and build a huge fence today
>>73455725
I mean she may was well have been dry humping your leg what was wrong lad
>>73454373
>North Korea
Yes
>Russia
No
>Spain
No
>USA
Yes
> all this anti-refugee rhetoric
One could say the Angles and the Saxons were refugees.
Native Swedes are worse than the Somalians ngl
aye aye aye, your eyes hypnotise
>>73455804
>leaf making a terrible post
>>73455804
WRONG
>>73455800
I didn't fancy her at all, I fancied another one of the girls there (incidentally, she also fancied me but unsurprisingly I fucked it up)
>>73455783
1975 zero yes zero crime in Denmark and Sweden. Arrogance brought multicultural thinking. People think of any and every reason to excuse mistakes.
>>73455804
yea but they btfo the inferior life forms already present
*walks into thread*
*heems every anglo looking individual*
Girl held my hand infront of everyone at work yesterday
Was weird
>>73455578
>why is everyone LARPing as autists? this is a (failed) normie general
What's the difference
>>73455885
its a term that autists who got lucky a few times came up with to make themselves feel like they earned those moments
>>73455893
>phone post
fuck off
>>73455804
odd how cornwall used to be called west wales
>>73455893
wonder if any woman has ever thought sexually/romantically about me.
>>73455893
11/10 post
>>73455348
reminds me of when I was 16
I held hands with this girl I mad for but I didn't know what else to do so we just did that
>>73455883
*you take a long hard look at me unsure if I'm anglo*
*I use the moment of confusion to land the first and final blow*
>>73455847
>>73455850
>>73455874
>>73455942
It is thought the Germanic peoples came to Britain due to climate change. The same force forcing millions of Syrians to flee their homeland and seek refuge in greener pastures.
>>73455926
*head expands*
*neural connections form*
whoa...never thought of it like that
>>73455946
You're supposed to kiss her ye eejit
>>73455942
>cornwall
thats devon and cornwall
>>73455961
impossible
im part anglo and heemed myself before anyone else could
>>73455926
alternatively they may just be normies down on their luck their whole lives with a few fleeting moments of normality
>>73455686
full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS5_vwrjuXQ
>>73456014
Fun fact: New South Wales is named for Cornwall/Devon, the most tropical region in the British Isles, of which eastern Australia was reminiscent.