Brazil never lost a war. How can other countries even compete?

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>>73453148
By never losing a war either

>>73454021
Kek, that's your only war though. But good on you that you let the Yugoslav army back down. They were big guys

To be fair most of our wars were against ourselves.

But we never lost against ourselves. Isn't the whole fighting against your own limits the paramount of Progresso?

>>73454986
Commies are not a part of 'yourself' Joao

>Never fought all important world powers and other europeans
Pussies

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>you can't lose a war if you're fighting yourself

>>73453148
yet could not keep Cisplatina.
checkmate faggot

>Considering Cisplatine War as a victory
kek

>>73462604
read

>>73463437
te rompimos el orto salame agradece que llegaron los piratas sino eras boleta