Commonwealth edition
approving this thread
approving this thread
>>73450357
Oh thank fuck.
Good lad.
hate yanks
Excellent edition.
Glory to the commonwealth
ANIME
pooing rn ama
Are blacks in the UK really that different from US blacks ?
haha look at him go
got to make a doctor's appointment today to get a note that says I'm mentally disabled hahaha
*dribbles out of my mouth*
"In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger"
>>73450498
go for physically disabled too *whacks your kneecaps in*
>>73450498
I once handed in an excursion form to a teacher where I had put 'illegible handwriting' under disabilities
He had a good laugh
the state of yanks
>the united state of america
>>73450357
I'm so happy to be a Anglo and that a bunch of black people talk in my language.
>>73450547
which one? theres like 50
>>73450565
>he says in English
>a language he was forced to learn
>>73450575
ABSOLUTELY the same runt who wouldn't fuck off about the << posting even when thaifart spoonfed him
making a post while i make some toast
Done two big poos already today
STILL HAVENT DONE A POO
on sunday im gonna make a post before having my roast
in process of poo
>>73450652
I've done two today mate
getting emotional watching asmr girls who resemble old friends
might run down to the garage.
anyone want anything?
>>73450721
car please mate
>wake up
>niggers still exist
>day ruined
>>73450721
poo thanks
dont ever poo
any romanians here?
Had a VERY quick poo before the landlord's man came to work on the bathroom. Only just got out of there in time. I bet it stinks, poor guy.
Thing is, I can already feel another poo under construction.
>>73450737
see what I can to
I'm so happy that yanks can understand Ugandan people because of our Anglosphere.
https://youtu.be/nUnglD5-h9A
can feel a big pooey working its way down my bum bum.
NEED TO FUCKING SHIT!!!
>there is poo inside you right now
just letting you lads know i am currently defecating
taking a shit
i did some poos earlier and cor was it a lot of ploppy poo-jectiles plummeting into the water and splashing my botty
P O O
P O O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0veiTgUQLKw
>>73450817
there are bacteria and parasites inside you right now
>be australian
>need to poo
>snake is in toilet again and can't poo until it's gone
>>73450870
I've always wanted to chuck a poo at someone.
>be kiwi
>need to poo
>weta is in toilet
>poo on weta
>flush
>weta gets wetter
oh fug in need to go do the doilet :DD
this whole north korea situation is quite scary lads
hope kim jong is removed soon
sucking a nigger cock
would love to give every american poster a firm boot up the rectum
thanks for reading my post
>>73450955
>scary
Nothing will happen, and if it does it's not going to affect you.
Hope kim jong remains and brings his conquest to china
would love to castrate every single new zealander
>>73450984
*spreads my arse for you*
go on
the goal
Doing a shower lads, wish me luck
1 of the victims in sweden was an 11 year old girl
Do Anglos from certain Anglo countries try to talk with each other or do they try to hide them as much as possible? Or don't they care at all?
You melts are responsible for this mess
>>73450955
No need to poo your pants.
>>73451046
literally me
>>73451051
the solution is clearly to ban trucks and cars in cities
>>73451051
What a racist fact.
>>73451048
unscrew the shower head and stick the hose up your pipe for a minute
not too long that you enjoy it
unclogged
just found out we're out of range of their current nukes
WAHEY
>>73450955
pussole, I ain't scared of nothin (except the dark but that doesn't count)
squash buckses head under foot like grape
jeans shrunk in the wash and christ they're tight
>>73451123
>no dong
lol
nuclear energy was a mistake
>>73451128
i dont mean scary for us but it would be quite bad if seoul was reduced to ash
i need ASIAN gf!
>>73451094
>tfw it's 30x everything in my bank account
gonna need to get some capital
>>73451121
hmm bit gay
>>73451149
denim doesnt shrink
My penis and testicles weigh approximately 2.8kg.
Is this respectable?
Yes assies talk with yanks and maple syrup talks with teafags. What's your point?
>>73451123
>Nodong
>>73451178
it would appear it has, maybe in the dryer
>>73451178
probably a denim/elastic blend
>>73451195
>>73451197
i dont know whether denim does or does not shrink i was just saying that for the purposes of being contrary
for all i know it might shrink a lot
>>73451123
They'll nuke SK or Japan if they can't nuke the US. The UK was never a target.
>>73451160
ever wondered why women take so long in the bath?
clogged up from not farting all day
>>73451234
yeah i know we aren't a target but i thought that if nk leadership realises their time is up they might just have a pop at everyone
>>73451157
>UK woman
>>73451123
>nodong
it's more like roh-dong. roh-dong means labor in korean.
>jeez, I am so lucky to have a man like anon, I really hope he enjoys this coffee. He's so cute when he's sleeping.
>>73451258
don't care
>>73451157
>with a smile
Why are they implying it's a friendly "i'm trying to understand" smile? Like she's being nice?
That is the most obnoxious, smug "I don't have to listen to you because there's nothing you can do about it" smile. That's an "I dare you to hit me" smile. The kind of smile someone makes before they spit in someone's face.
>>73451232
fair enough
wish i could go back to a time when i wasnt cripplingly self concious about the way i look
>>73451256
Doubt they have enough to do something like that. I imagine the US has interception as a priority rn too.
>>73451289
this
>I have to tell you something anon- haha don't laugh!... I'm serious... I love you
>>73451272
REQUIRE such a gf
kss kss kss
>>73451272
ah yes, things that will never happen, ah yes thankyou for this picture
>>paki
>>flat arse
>>12 year old tier tattoos
>>gauged ears
>vile
How do vegetarians make nice soups and stuff without chicken stock
Must be such a flavourless existence, being a herbivore
>tattoos
dropped
>>73451282
you've checked dumb yankee!
>>73451371
you must be a shit cook if you get all your flavour from chicken stock.
Thinking of going to Spain and learning spanish. I think I'd pick up enough to get by. They have fairly cheap courses out there where you do a few lessons a day. I could then possibly do a TEFL there and teach English. It's a lot more cooler and less humid. Also pretty much all Asians are boring cunts no one comes to Asia to interact with them.. I could meet other travellers in Spain and also be around Spainards.
Also got the option to go back to Vietnam and could get a job relatively easily there I just hate the fucking pollution.
Tourist visa in Thailand runs out in a few days and it’s 40 odd quid to extend it, still not sure what I’m going to do.
my and the senpai
>>73451396
I never said I get all of my flavour from chicken stock.
@73451400
this is poor quality copy-pasta
delet
>>73451400
I doubt the whole of Vietnam is polluted, why not find a city besides Hanoi?
>>73451305
fuck off, i bet you're proper handsome.
I like look like a 12 year old slavic boy
>>73451371
a lot of other flavour is available. Most of the flavour in meat dishes comes from herbs and spices, la, you don't just eat plain meat
>>73451400
yeah we fucking told you what to do earlier now FUCK OFF
Would any of you jump at the chance to fuck Himiwako's massive utters
>>73451420
i dont care. you're still a shit cook.
>>73451371
I'm not a vegetarian, but for example: garlic, onion, and rosemary, or tomato and basil. Extra oil and salt to make up for the absence of the meat's fat and salt. Extra fresh ingredients as well. It's possible to make tasty and satisfying vegetarian stuff, but it's easier to just use meat.
>>73451464
Shame I don't care what you think then innit
>'She is probably thinking - 'if this goes in I get a new kitchen'
crush head of lanc and face of ky in fist like sunmaid raisins
>>73451502
turbobanter
>>73451369
not everyone shares your fantasies for pakis and niggers, rasheed
In desperate need of a fluffy kitter
NEED companionship lads
>>73451428
Replying Twitter-style with no link is worse than the worst ever copy-pasta. It's as cancerous as fedora posting.
>>73451429
The only other major city is even MORE polluted. It's only the air pollution statistics that concern me and Vietnam is one of the worst in all of Asia.
https://www.numbeo.com/pollution/region_rankings.jsp?title=2017®ion=035
>>73451446
Copying and pasting my blog post from somewhere else desu, thought I might get a different input from here SORRY
people I socialise with;
1. the crew
2. the gang
>>73451472
That's the stuff you're forced to use in the absence of meat stock, it's never as good
>>73451504
was at boy's this past weekend
Anywhere I go I make the gang go
@73451557
>twitter style
hello new friend
thanks for the (You)
going to give this asmr fishwife a right beating if she repeats the same onomatopoeia one more time
>>73451582
did you kiss
>>73451504
Bucks, why are you in NZ?
Made some lovely leek and potato soup for lunch
If only you boys could taste it
>>73451582
did you crosspatch
>>73451620
im a fugitive from the law much like yourself
how is /cat2017/ going lads
>>73451650
I expected as much
Sneed's feed and seed
>>73451157
who /saffi the rorkeslayer/ here?
>>73451685
dont get it
>>73451612
no but gave him a hug in addition to more general jabbing and throttling
>>73451705
his name rhymes with what he sells lol
>Sister caught me watching trap porn
>Now she keeps telling me that she will never 'judge me' and asks if I'm hiding something / have something big to tell her
>>73451704
love that smile x
>>73451704
>Shouting during minute silence for victims of a terrorist attack
what a hero
>>73451751
is she fit like?
>>73451751
>Sister caught me watching trap porn
lmao how?
Here's another: >>73451607.
Since they mean so much to you that you actually think denying other users a link while replying to them will affect them in some way.
Sad cunt.
>>73451157
Is this the photo of a generation?
@73451796
hiya
>>73451766
proofs?
>>73451789
I was watching it on my phone in the kitchen while warming a pasty
@73451796
howling and thanks for the (You)
:^)
>>73451840
Don't you start.
>twitter-style
*dips my bollocks into a vat of bovril and dangles them over the starving runts*
BAU in /brit/
oppa twitter style
sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge
spongebob style
>>73451863
dear sister i have big news: im a retard who watches porn in the kitchen
>>73451859
https://biasedbbc.org/blog/2017/04/
not entirely sure how people are concluding that this druggie bint is a hero based off literally 2 photos. photos of her disrupting people's right to protest nonetheless. utterly manufactured and the braindead drongos of this country lap it up like idiots.
@73451840
@73451870
@73451796
pack it in you lot, fore mi haffi slap yuh inna yuh bloodclart ed
watching this youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_GJ1c0fvI0
>>73451936
lol, it reads like it's been written by a 16 year old
>>73452001
ad hominem
>>73451820
No, it's the photo of a smug, self-righteous bitch who thinks laughing in a guy's face is the way to make people tolerant of a sadistic, murderous cult that's dividing the western world by promoting the killing of innocent people and cynically playing the victim at the same time.
>>73452001
To ensure people like you understand it.
@73452045
@73452054
Don't reply to me unless you've got something constructive to add.
>>73452053
rorke's blown his top!
back from 6am gym
>>73452053
rorkes blown a gasket lads
>>73452054
Ouch.
>>73452053
btfo
>>73451936
where's the woman in the hijab?
It's a paki reeeeeeeeeeeeeeing about rorkes for 12 hours non-stop episode
>>73452133
every day he's here. jfc.
>>73452124
they were so racist that she was erased from existence
> It's a Rorke makes an embarrassing post and then screeches about "pakis" all day episode
le backlinkinge
؜>>73452133
When's the next meet up lads? :^)
>>73452181
just had one
>>73451751
start coming on to her
she'll realise you have been watching way too much internet porn and it's just warped your mind a bit
؜>>73452181
come meetup in india
>>73452173
you're cool
>>73452167
it's always the way
>>73452053
EDL are muppits too. Absolute state of them.
>>73452181
my house 5 minutes
>>It's a Rorke makes an embarrassing post and then screeches about "pakis" all day episode
>>73452133
i like how he genuinely thinks he's le smart man
؜>>73452214
test
73452214<<
> irish
> fedoraposting
> rorkelet
doesn't really get any lower than this does it, it's a perfect runt trifecta
>>73452084
>>73452109
>rorke
I'm actually completely tolerant of muslims, as I am of all people. It's the ideology and the actions it leads to that I hate. I actually consider most muslims victims of Islam. The sooner it's reformed, pacified, and brought into the western secular, liberal mode of values, the better for everyone.
I try never to judge someone based on their race, ethnicity, nationality or gender. But please, keep calling me "rorke." It really helps your cause, whatever that is.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Time waits for no man.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.
Fucking state of the Rasheeds ITT
>doesn't really get any lower than this does it, it's a perfect runt trifecta
Practice makes perfect.
No one is perfect.
>it's a rorke pulls the "I'm not racist, but..." episode
>>73452173
which part of india is least smelly? not meming or being rude
The higher you climb, the harder you fall.
The sky is the limit.
gf tells me every day when she's doing a poo haha
Honestly believe every left wing post on this site is done in jest
>>73452266
Irish lad shouldn't give a fuck.
Not the destruction of his culture.
He should be laughing.
>>73452267
>muttered the rorke
The more, the merrier.
Two's company; three's a crowd.
>he's back whining about rorkes like he does literally every day
wonder what his life is like
utterly shambolic, if i had to guess
pack it in or I'll bang yer 'eds together
Winners never quit.
Quit while you're ahead.
>>73452267
>The sooner it's reformed, pacified, and brought into the western secular, liberal mode of values, the better for everyone
will never happen though. virtually every muslim and their pitiful cowardly sympathisers are utterly convinced that Islam is perfect and no muslim can ever do anything wrong. see: the loser spamming rorke every 5 seconds. refuses to think critically and instead seeks someone to blame.
>>muttered the rorke
Birds of a feather flock together.
Opposites attract.
>>73452387
good post
>>73452318
>you think stoning women to death and killing people for rejecting islam is incompatible with western secular values?
>fucking bigoted rorke racist
>>73452331
Nah, there's a paki worm on here literally every day trying to convince people that multiculturalism and Islam are great, then loses his shit when people mock him.
you realise rorke isn't an insult right? newcunts
I was thinking about how much our society today relies on instant gratification; how waiting more than 10 seconds for an internet connection is an inconvenience, how we don't rely on books anymore because google is easier, etc, and I've realised something. I hope I'm able to write this thought as eloquently as I was able to think it... it will probably come out in shambles, but here goes.
Basically, I'm sitting on the train listening to an album that was once very special to me. When I received it for Christmas (I was about 11), it made me so happy that I cried. I'm realising that even though I've definitely heard better music in the time since, no album since has made me feel quite so happy... and I'm starting to realise why. Think about the days before the internet and YouTube; the days where you could ONLY hear the singles released by an artist unless you bought the whole album, and even then, to hear them at all, you'd have to be lucky enough to catch them on "Rage" or on the radio. Hearing the entire album on the other hand, was a privilege, not a right. It was something you had to pay for, or be gifted, and either way, it was something you'd cherish. I've realised that these days, there are few things that are that sacred anymore, because you can get nearly everything for free on the internet or by some other modern means. At the start, this seemed like such a good thing... but I'm starting to realise that being instantly gratified something that was once special means it stops being so special. It becomes ordinary.
I don't know if any of this makes any sense, but I'm realising that the reason myself and many others in my generation are plagued by depression and sadness, is that we have forgotten how much good can come from actually working and waiting for something, and it's killing any motivation we might have otherwise had to actually work.
Cont...
>>73452429
>Cont...
>he's back whining about "pakis" like he does literally every day.
Wonder what his sex life is like
Utterly non-existent, if I had to guess.
>>73452429
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgrimage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
The easier something is to obtain, the less precious it is... and in a time where we can easily download everything, where artwork can be printed at home in HD, where you can hold thousands of albums in the space that would once only hold a single cd, where you can hold a library worth of books on a tiny hard drive, where you can see the family photos after you take them, so instead of leaving them to become memories so that you can go back and make more, you obsess with a screen and become anxious over your own appearance within them, and where screens have enabled us to communicate without going through the raw awkwardness of being face to face with a person, and so we are becoming less and less connected while our online networks are doing the opposite... accessing things easily will always leave behind what used to be so special about those things.
This is probably not an original thought at all, but it's an important one. While things become easier, we tend to forget the challenging parts of life, that while confronting and challenging, once made life so special. I don't feel like it's a coincidence that the world is becoming more and more antisocial and disconnected, while our social networks are communicating the exact opposite.
>What does Rorke mean? Rorke [rorke] as a name for boys is a Gaelic and Irish name, and the meaning of the name Rorke is "champion".
How is this an insult again? Written in the stars that runts and rasheeds are losers.
>>73452429
>signing you posts with cunt
>>73452469
Rorke is Rorke.
The guy spamming rorke is a troll. Is pretty fucking obvious.
ahh, another episode of "dancing around the edges of each others ideologies." cannot wait to see them insult each others place of birth and then perhaps get in a tangential argument about abortion
>>73452267
desu i was just memeing to start arguments but i don't think it will be reformed and pacified anytime soon. my biggest issue is the complete lack of acceptance of responsibility that higher ups in the religion have towards the extreme ends of the spectrum.
the closest example within western religion is the formation of racist groups from christian faiths, and in such cases, the church actually makes efforts to prevent such extremism occurring. islam needs to accept there's a problem, and the higherups need to do more to prevent it.
>>73452499
abortion beyond 10 weeks is murder.
>>73452520
the higher ups all support it though.
>>73452522
abortion beyond is the name of my abortion clinic, use coupon code rorke for a 20% discount
Addicted to (You)''s lads
>>73452323
wherever there are less indians such as himalyas or the islands or 7 sister states or parts of konkan coast
؜>>73452323
and this one beach my friend showed me was like the rarest beach on indian mainland. like at most a few hundred indians in whole country may know about it. so it was like a different world. and ironically the city that we had to cross to get there was completely trash
>>73452522
>>73452429
>>73452466
I promise I'll eventually get round to reading these.
>>73452606
coke-can dick
shave your pubes
>>73452606
fatty
>>73452276
>>73452606
>uncut
lol
@73452594
>Addicted to (You)''s lads
Haha look at me I'm just like you guys! I know all the gimmicks haha.
just called a Rorke a Rorke and he went absolutely BANANAS hahaha
i avoid (You)s at all cost
>>73452535
a lot of the ones who are secularised in their bubbles in shitholeistan do but those who recognise the need to transition islam into the west don't. their problem is that they're so anti-criticism of islam that they can't recognise a problem evident to literally everyone else.
>>73452594
wait till you get (You)s like this
>>73452606
>>73452689
haha! take this!
Dance, puppets!
*manipulates your strings*
haha, hoho!
Why are the French so fucking bluepilled?
>>>/trv/1235847
>>73452719
stupid smelly yank
>>73452719
little willy
>>73452733
he's clearly not French. only a muslim would write something like that
gf's going on about how much she loves me and how I make life really good and how she doesn't know what she'd do without me again
she does this a lot
>>73452733
>that image
Kek
Tasty innit?
>>73452791
can see the bum implants from here
>>73452806
show arsehole
>>73452800
Lucky
>>73452803
you're supposed to put the beans on the toast, not have it swimming around in there you cretinous meltoid
>>73452800
haha yeah same
*surreptitiously cries*
>>73452791
>vagina
disgisting
breeders make me sick
>>73452821
fairplay to him but gross still
>>73452821
surely that wouldn't be hard to fix via surgery
>>73452870
update your brain with a fucking bullet mate
>>73452870
howl with laughter every time this picture is posted for some reason
>>73452429
in this episode, bruce gets nostalgic and creates some huge extrapolations from it
>>73452733
Thats either a Frog being satirical or not a Frog at all. Lurk on /fr/ for a few threads. They're not a happy bunch of late.
how do I convince mummy and daddy to buy me a thom browne suit
top o' the mornin
Do any of you lot actually speak a second language. I don't.
>>73453026
just a bit of swearing mate haha
dont like the idea of women eating
giz a kiss
>>73452978
just reeee at them until they do it
>>73452803
Is that marmalade?
Something wrong with you mate.
>>73452978
get married and parents have to pay
>>73453018
I mean he's not wrong, but he comes off like a twat.
>>73453079
Bread just doesn't taste the same without it
>>73452978
what do you need a thom browne suit for
>>73453061
this
freaks me out when I see women eating on cam . might as well shart themselves while they masturbate
>>73453127
More disturbing that whatever you were doing on the notepad
>>73453144
vanity
>>73452928
me too
gotta give that disgusting yank credit for being consistent
>>73453018
oh no! I have a moralistic view of sexuality
>>73453144
graduation
entering the work force
impressing asian girls
http://connect2india.com/Shitole-Associates/5127926
kek
mad to think that in the 70s, footage of someone twerking would have been full on pornography whereas now it's on daytime tv
mad to think that things change sometimes
mad to think
>connect2india
no thanks
>>73453018
Yeah but this bloke wont grease up his arsehole to pay rent
mad to think the holocaust never actually happened
too mad to think
>>73453248
In the 70's Tarzan and Cheetah would swing in and save Jane last minute.
business idea: give niggers tougher sentences for the same crimes to more fully internalize the cost of them committing them
>>73453336
the anarchist manifesto
>tfw no butter-churning gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJL-HYSlvRM
mad to think what CIA did in MK ultra
>>73453377
>internalize
fuck off yank
wish rajesh would fuck off
mad to think that Operation Northwoods was narrowly avoided.
Mad to think Donald trump has been compromised 100% by the deep state
>>73453390
recently discovered that that weird "rrrr" noise she and many other yank girls make is called vocal fry
absolutely cannot stand it
>>73453459
get fucked this indian fella is cool
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-nuclear-idUSKBN17D0A4?il=0
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOO
>>73453467
>mad
It's par for the course.
>>73453390
Funny we have to go to yank references for tradition Brit things. We really are destroyed.
need kim to nuclear strike my bollocks
>>73451936
>Article by: Alan
Ah yes "The Alan". The world renowned, internationally acclaimed political correspondant known as Alan.
Article's shit lad, my little sister could write better than that.