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Whats the most offensive thing you could say to a frenchman?

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Whats the most offensive thing you could say to a frenchman?
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the surrender stuff and the gay language

nothing makes me rage more than these two
I don't know if people really believe them
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>>73449497
What about chocolatine and pain de chocolaute?
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>>73449477
mohammed is the devil
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>>73449497
I swear to god, the "gay language" thing makes me want to invade the whole Europe

I'm sure Napoleon knew that feel
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>>73449497
Australian wine is better than French
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>>73449553
Napoleon was Italian
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>>73449553
But its true. French sounds so fucking pretentious and effeminate.
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>>73449517
>chocolaute

REEEEEE

>>73449561
Never tasted Aussie wine
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>>73449497
I have listening surrender jokes about France since I can remember.About the fagginess of your language I think it's an anglo stereotype. In Spain it's still has the language of love stereotype.
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>>73449580
I might also add that french reeks of a massive arrogant tone.
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>>73449477
jacques do me a favour m8 and grab that cabernet sauvignon out of the fridge, we're having sushi
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>>73449580
It's not the language, it's the person.

Trust me, some people don't sound pretentious and some people even sound manly

We just don't want to sound creepy like edgy germanic people
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>>73449517
Meh, we joke about it but now everyone knows that both can be said. Now it's just to laugh about an eventual civil war.
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>>73449606
>arrogant tone.
coming from a german
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>>73449477
Nigger
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>>73449518
>>73449577
Italians used to be our bougnoules.
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>>73449477
Muhammad was a false prophet and God is s superstition
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>>73449671
Italians used to be our Belgians

kek
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>>73449623
Atleast we speak the letters which are present in a word.

Bordeaux. The "x" is fucking silent and the "eau" could be shortend by a simple fucking "ö" but french just has to be so autistic and pretentious.
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>>73449477
A frenchman.
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>>73449477
>Whats the most offensive thing you could say to a frenchman?

you are white and christian.
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>>73449709
Autistic, yes.
Preteètious, no.

As for our "gay pronounciation", blame the franks and the parisians
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>>73449702
We never treated Belgians like dogs.
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>>73449709
It's what happens when germans switch to vulgar latin.
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>>73449748
Kek
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>>73449477
Is it true that frenchies get triggered if you order a wine with ice cubes in it?
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>>73449623
>some people even sound manly
It is literally impossible to sound manly when speaking French. Even Conan the Barbarian would sound like a sissyboi if he were to speak French. French has a misfortune of sounding both ugly and effeminate.
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>>73449774
yes because you're not supposed to, that's disgusting
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>>73449788
Whats wrong with cold wine? Its refreshing. I mean its not some shit like warm beer or something.
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>>73449757
Yea, but they're always the main target of our, dare I say it, masterbanters
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i'm not sure but maybe you're worse than england?
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>>73449780
Wrong. If you can sound manly in English and Italian, you can sound manly in French.
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>>73449829
>masterbanter
do anyone still joke about the supposed stupidity of the belgians anymore? I've never heard anything about them since a very, very long time
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>>73449842
You asians are so cute when you try to annoy other people
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>>73449477
hon hon baguette
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>>73449842
France was always better than england. They probably wouldnt care
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>>73449852
Why english? It's impossible to NOT sound manly while speaking a germanic language
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>>73449829
Banter =/= Hatred
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>>73449477
you could call him a german
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>>73449869
I guess people got tired of it eventually
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>>73449882
English is the most Latin Germanic language, therefore, it is the gayest Germanic language

Seriously, it is not manly at all. Not gay but not manly.
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>>73449842
We know it, nobody is gonna get offensed by this outside of LARPers
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>>73449916
Dutch sounds pretty gay too
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>>73449916
It's the gayest because there's french in it moron. Admit it, french just sounds gay. Get over it
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>>73449940
No. Dutchies' pronounciation os terrible, tho
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>>73449947
t. anglo

Some nasal sounds won't make me admit it, sorry.
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*surrenders*
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>>73449982
The Italian flag pissed me off
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>>73449947
We pronounce those French words in a less gay manner
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>>73449852
English is a Germanic language and has a lot of harsh sounds. And no, you can't sound manly while speaking Italian.
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>>73449497
>>73449553
>>73449585
>>73449623
>>73449702
>>73449788
>>73449869
>>73449884
>>73449961
>>73449947
Chocolatine or Au de Chocolat?
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>>73450029
>>73449625
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>>73450029
Pain au Chocolat ffs
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>>73450024
>English
>harsh sounds

Their fucking R isn't even guttural.

Also, the problem is about Romance languages?
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>>73450029
Chocopain desu
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>>73449553
Britfag here. I fucking love French. Sounds a bit effeminate, yes, but that's the beauty of it. I adore France, as much as I must uphold the ancient rivalry.
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>>73449625
Looks more like the innumerous aquitanians cucked the rest of french into using their term.
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Gay language

And it's true

...And they know it, they just don't want to admit it
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Oh, I think the "omelette du fromage" kinda pisses em off too
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>>73449477
niggers
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>>73450077
>>73450091
Congratulations, I feel more and more depressed
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>>73450074
Well its original name is "Schokojumbo" or "Schokobrötchen" so I guess thats the closest term to the original.
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septante
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The surrender meme is the only thing that gets me. I laugh at everything else but that one just hurts. Especially so when it comes from yanks, I don't know why.
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>>73450161
It's easier and shorter than SWASSANTDISSE.
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>>73450171
Well truth hurts the most.
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your women are whores, they open their legs for arabs, americans, niggers all sorts of trash, fucking hell they even did it for the autistic krauts in WW2
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>>73450124
You're welcome ebin
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>>73450124
Please don't, frog from across the English Channel. People only attack your language because it's contrarian to do so.
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>>73450191
Will you ever adopt septante, huitante and nonante, or do you think that'll never happen?
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>>73450236
Bullying the french is the english national duty
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>>73450171
It is because a lot of Yanks actually believe the meme that le france surrendered their a shit military! Despite France having one of the best military histories.
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>>73450256
>adapt

Frech is literally their language why do outsiders like you want to change their language?
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>>73450256
no we're too stupid to do that
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>>73450236
Time to make our language based again

perhaps we should adopt some Celtic moontalk, in order to make krauts sound like little babies
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>>73450275
>Despite France having one of the best military histories.
>brit flag
this is bait, right?
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Letting your women by terrorised by hordes of immigrants.

Cuckolds.
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>>73450171
just banter man. nothing personal kid...
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>>73450256
I hope
but septante, octante, nonante
huitante sound retarded
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>>73450283
I might be wrong but they used to use those back in the days. We Belgian and Swiss french speakers just kept it that way.
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>>73450320
It confuses me when a brit is not making fun of our country, language, culture or history
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>>73450320
He is French visiting the UK to buy decent pastries.
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>>73450320
No it is true by any standard.
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when I watch French porn the actors always make their dicks touch in a threesome or gangbang

you are gay as fucc desu
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>>73450376
t. french
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>>73449623

Only french canadians and some african ethnicities can sound manly. Maybe some marseillais...
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>>73450352
Italian has Settanta (70), Ottanta (80), Novanta (90), Cento (100)

*smug*
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>>73450416
>watching French porn

Well, that's your fault m8
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>>73450320
>>73450368
>He didn't have a crush on primary school who he used to bully
omelette du fromage dumb frogs
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>>73450432
Sechzig(60) Siebzig(70) Achtzig(80) Neunzig(90) Hundert(100). Infinetely better
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What is the manliest language group?
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>>73450449
what the fuck are you even talking about
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>>73450485
Araboids
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>>73450485
germanic
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>>73450485
Germanic,Arab,Slavic
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>>73450485

inuktitut
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>>73450430
good to know it's not the language but just us, sissy frenchies

>>73450449
I had a crush on like...one or two girls only since my very birth.

I have no libido

It makes me even more depressed desu
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>>73450485
I like Russian because it sounds feminine and beautiful on women and tough and manly on men.
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>>73450478
Semjdjesjat, vosjemjdjesjat, djevjanosto, sto in Russian

Top tier
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>>73450504
In primary school
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>>73450567
this is true tbqh
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I guess Italian food is better.
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>>73450567

There is the same phenomenon with Japanese desu.
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>>73450567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JAci7uhsu0
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>>73450567
If only it worked with us...
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>>73450684
It's becuase your men speak with a high-pitched voice for some reason. Other French speakers around the world don't sound gay. It's the way you speak, not the language.
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>>73450754
because we're all gay, we got it, haha, nice joke, you really got us here
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>>73450754
it's not the high pitch, it's the nasal sound
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>>73450798
Show me your cock pierre, oui oui :^)

>>73450800
If that's just the nasal sounds...
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>>73450430
>Only french canadians can sound manly

You mean retarded.
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>>73450905
They don't sound retarded desu
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>>73450798
Not even memeing. Frenchmen will vary a lot in their speech when it comes to their tone, pitch and rythmn, just like a girl would do. And that makes it kinda gay.
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>>73450943
pretty much every french male I've heard has a nasally voice

doesn't really effect the women though which is odd
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Sadly no one speaks french like this anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8f7Tc6Vm5g

Now it's all business school dialect fags who try to appear important.
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>>73449477
Our cheese is better
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>>73449617
8/10 (French wines are usually made of a blend of grape varieties and are named from their region of origin, so replace "cabernet sauvignon" by "médoc" to maximize rustled jimmies)

>>73450171
It's stupid, but whatever... What really annoys me is that this meme was repeated when France opposed the war in Iraq, and we can all see what a great idea it was...
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>>73450968
It's because you expect girls to speak in a feminine way, not men.
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>>73449497
What are you gonna do about it? Screech in your gay language then surredender?
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>>73450996
>It's stupid, but whatever... What really annoys me is that this meme was repeated when France opposed the war in Iraq, and we can all see what a great idea it was...

Topkek reminds of that freedom fries bullshit. Americans are truly a special bunch.
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>>73450943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcIgh9c5f2c

Not everyone here speaks like the interviewer. Many do, but not all.
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>>73450969
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCBzNGSG2w
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>>73451146
>>73450969
it all sounds the same
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>>73451050
CLEVER POLE
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>>73451169
?

No it does not.
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>>73451173
A FUCKING FROG
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>>73451141
>a faggot and a redneck

>>73451216
Stop being cute
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>>73451205
arrr soundu arike
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>>73451306
Anglo lies
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>>73449975
>Nasal Sound
>Manly
Is Quebecois manly to you ?
>>73450929
Yes they do.
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>>73451507
I didn't say it was manly.

And Québecois don't sound like fags, come on.
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>>73449477

French has a lot of English words
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>>73449477
your cheese sucks mate
feta>hamamber
also
>2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joALQQIgVDg
>2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZNguzAdhg4
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>>73449477
>I thought you were German.
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>>73451631
WOW RUDE
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>>73450029
chocolatine
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>>73451631
Thats a compliment for them
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>>73449477
>Battle of Điện Biên Phủ (1956)
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Fuck you for dragging us into the Vietnam War, you baguette cucks.
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>>73452268
Nope.

>>73452539
Congratulations.

>>73452570
ololol
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that his mother is his father, wearing a olds bomberhat, in impeccable prussian. #howtokillthejohansatanderemmerieshitheads#thefrench
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Shershe la baguette
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>>73449477
https://youtu.be/YP6Nuf2lq0w?t=26s
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alsace-Lorraine
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>>73449477
Why would you be mean to the french?
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>>73449780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2YEWeyNZLA

Ahahahah, that was true!
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>>73453058
>Richard Darbois
>not manly af
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>>73450079
>mvq les Pyrénées-Orientales sont le dernier bastion du Pain au Chocolat face à la menace chocolatine dans le sud-ouest.
Aidez-nous svp
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>>73450291
Our language is based.
Changing it to conform it to some "manliness" fantasy is not
Submiting to banter by changing anything is definitly not.
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>>73453102
He is manly as far as french standards go.
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>>73452539
No, this is not offensive.
We just recognized that the little yellow men had, indeed, fierce tiger hearts.
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>anglo people saying french sounds gay
>when they have a faggy 'r' sound versus our god tier guttural 'r'
>when they have faggy diphtongs everywhere versus our monotonous voyels
Eternal anglo with the manufactured hatred of french things strikes again.
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>>73451567
ITS THE OPPOSITE!!!
*rolls on floor*
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>>73453276
In order words?
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>>73453408
In other words, french manliness is not some stereoptypical throaty bullshit.

It revolves around intense charisma.

If you do not find Claude Pieplu to be a peak of manliness, you cannot grasp it and are a barbarian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl0znOtfQ5g
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>>73453598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duVbSqhpH-c
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>>73453598
Charles Maurras est-il viril de par son charisme?
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why are the french so fucking boring?
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>>73453654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5uFSoxhPus

Bien entendu.
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>>73453809
It is always a hard task, to solve the whys to a non existent phenomenon.
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>>73453812
Based Charles "the deaf" Maurras

>>73453809
I have honestly no idea

t. a really boring frenchman
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>>73453812
Bizarre qu'il n'ai pas l'accent provençal
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>>73449497
>>73449553
But your lanuage really sounds gay. Dont wanna blame you or anything but when a big guy walks up to me and says something in French you just cant take that serieusly.
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>>73454297
1/some French people can sound very serious
2/So just because you don't sound serious, it means you sound gay? Netherlands, come on, I know our language isn't particularily manly, but this is just bullshit
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>>73450077
FOP (fuck off pierre)
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>>73449553
It does sound effeminate though. Like a snobby little kid who doesn't get his way
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>>73454368
Nigel Farage, don't forget you have French blood in your veins

And if you don't have any French blood, then you probably have breton blood
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>>73454297
French has it's beautiful parts, but Dutch just sounds ridiculous. It's impossible for an actual German to take Dutch, southern Germans, Austrians and Swiss people seriously.
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>>73450171
Nobody really believes it though, at least not in Germany. People like to banter about it but your country's miliatry history is remarkable and everyone knows.
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>>73454400
I went to Germany, last year, and I don't think it is (way) more effeminate than German. Not even with all the nasal sounds. It really depends on the person you're talking to, desu.
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>>73454431
You have French blood and black cock in your body aka sacks of organs
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>>73449477

Most progressive Americans cheered on and celebrated the attacks in Paris, Normandy and Nice. They despise the French state and European French, for their disgusting Islamophobia and laïcité. They cheer and celebrate everytime the Muslims strike a blow against France.

Every single progressive American supports the attacks, and every white American aged 20-35 is a progressive. Remember this when you next meet one on the street.

Most of those posting under the US flag on /int/, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2R2btO4MEo

There are some who are even condemning Sweden and its culture of not accepting outsiders, for driving the Muslims to commit the latest attacks.

Remember this the next time you encounter an American, by themselves, on vacation in your country.
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>>73454516
>German humor

Please stick to the destruction of Europe and let brits do their job.
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>>73454431
also his wife is German
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>>73454575
Farage's wife?
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>>73454532
You seem to work with quite confused political categories, champ.
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>>73454607
yup, really make you think doesn't it
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>>73454674
Funny isn't it?
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>>73454568
I'm from italy and you should get some cream for your hurting butt. I'll be in the Netherlands tomorrow, maybe I'll spit over the border.
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>>73454725
>I'm from Italy

Still.
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>>73449497
>>73449553
But it does sound gay...
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Are french grills smelly?
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>>73454767
No, it's the people, not the language.

btw your mother tongue is fucking Spanish
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>>73454806
I-I don't even know
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>>73449477
Paris is really lousy and dirty
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>>73449561
It makes us laugh, not mad.
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>>73452539
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>>73449477
California wine is better than French wine.
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>>73455165
Generally speaking Australian wine is better than French wine, on average. You have to go into the rarer species and really expensive bottles before French wine starts to shine. Otherwise it's just like American beer: piss water.
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>>73449497
France <3
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>>73454952
spanish may sound poor and shit, but not gay.

french language is the definition of gayness
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>>73450485
finnougric
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>>73455240
And why?

Also
>this from an Italian
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>>73455205
You can't make someone mad just by throwing random bullshits
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>>73455376
because all the sound you make (jjejoi ju zizou je çaçaça jou jun bisou coquette) are associated to toddlers and with some extent to girls. Adult """"men"""" speaking french sound gay and retarded.
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>>73449497
>I don't know if people really believe them
... actually we do...
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>>73455561
Roger that, Luigi "piiiiiiiizza maaaaaaamma peppppppperroooooooooooni" Fanculo.
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>>73455561
it's so gay that all european monarchies for a thousand years wanna look as gay as we are apparently
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r8 my french gf
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>>73453374
>when they have a faggy 'r' sound versus our god tier guttural 'r'
This is like watching a man in a wheelchair trying to banter a man with no legs
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>>73455561
Also, nobody says "zizou", "coquette" or "bisou"
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>>73455652
We're the guy in a wheelchair or the guy with no legs?
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>>73455561
Implying italian don't sound like retarded faggots with their singsonging gibberish and their manierisms.
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"Napoleon was Italian"
"France lost WW2"
"The Algerian War was a genocide"
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>>73455727
>"The Algerian War was a genocide"

>implying it doesn't make me happy
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>>73455670
I do
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>salty french tears for my pasta sauce
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>>73455820
You inironically use these words?
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>>73449477
greet them with buongiorno
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>>73455854
Allez Zizou, arrête de faire ta coquette et je te fais un bisou !
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>>73449497
>>73449553

This
>>73454297
pic related
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>>73455643
she's a bit thin
she should start eating healthily and workout
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>>73449577

Napoleon was shit

Charlemagne > Napoleon
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>>73455727
>>73455771

I see a clear tendency concerning gennocides in the past century
The genocided people seem to swarm everywhere a few years after they have all been slaughtered
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Anglos just happen to be far more superior race than little frencies :^) . Maybe you guys shouldn't surrender always like little girls :))
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>>73455908
"Allez bougnoule, cesse tes sodomiteries et je t'enlacerais virilement"
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>>73455988
Karl der Grosse from the Germanic tribe of Belgians
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>>73455360
this. Romance languages sound good when spoken by women, Slavic languages are only suited for men. finnougric is best of both worlds
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>>73455988
>Charlemagne

pleb

Charlemagne didn't buttfuck Protestants AND catholics
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>>73456025
s-speak, please
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>>73449477
Eternal Anglo and Nazis
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>>73456017
WE
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>>73456095
surrender and merde
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>>73450485
Portuguese.
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>>73455997
>>73455908
*gay sounds intensify*
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>>73455996
>far more superior race
this is the reason why we btfo them for a thousand year
>you guys shouldn't surrender always
comin from FUN land
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>>73455996
Nice try.
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>>73456133
*moves arms in a retarded way*

MA QUEEEEEEEE
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>>73455997
Actually you are the one using non existent words
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>>73456186
>not using neologisms

You're no fun, Jacques.
>>
rate my french bf
>>
Napuleon Bunapart was Romanian
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>Frenchies get upset about surrender memes
I thought 60 years would be long enough to get over it, Germany literally invaded your cunt the exact same way as WWI except they learned from WWI (using speed instead of getting bogged down in trench warfare)
your country failed to learn from history and failed to put up a fight, its a shameful period that should be embraced as a lesson to not be such arrogant ninnies
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>>73456106
*surrender to Germans*
*surrender to Russians*

Am i a good Poolish now ?
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>>73456259
Marie Currie was french, and this is not a meme it's an historical fact
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>>73456324
>>73456321
I don't talk to fake Romanians
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>>73456317
>I thought 60 years would be long enough to get over it
You're literally the one who can't get over this retard and inaccurate joke and unironically still using it.
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>>73456065
I´m in school right now. I´ll give some video examples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMYnlVFZJvE&list=WL&index=19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-g9ND2UJlA
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>>73449497
>I don't know if people really believe them
I unironically do

Those are two of my most prominent beliefs about france
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>>73456368
Man, that's beautiful
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>>73456357
why would anglos get over it, all we know about france is wine, frogs, snails, surrender
WWII was an important event for all anglo countries since it was the downfall of british empire and rise of American, its going to be taught 200 years from now in the same way
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>>73456411
Et tu, America?
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>>73451125
Freedom fries were a good idea. Wish it had caught on for real instead of just being 24 hr news banter.
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>>73456411
Don't worry John, we know that you are not a clever man
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>>73456357
you surrendered after Charlie Hebdo and after Bataclan

surrender is in your blood
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>>73456572
We killed those fucking terrorists, tho

You lucky bastards don't have fucking attacks on your soil
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>>73456420
Merci mon ami grenouille
>>
>>73456496
>all we know about france is wine, frogs, snails, surrender
you perfectly explained why anglos are seen as unneducated and dumb cunt
>>73456572
being one of the only country on eart fighting isis with our army is been called surrender in your country ? KEK
>>
>>73456541
I remember we had a pretty good laugh at your resentful dumbness
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>>73456411
Everything is feminine about you

The way you speak, the way you dress, the way you react (lik massive faggot), the way your policians are (your fuckig president is a faggot who die his hair and use tanning cream like a woman


America is a huge faggot nest nowonder that you invented faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6lDGzPnRXA
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>>73456499
It's okay france, you're lovers not fighters and we love you for that.
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>>73456600
>>73456622
haha can't even enter certain districts of Paris without police protection

oh wait your police surrenders as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JypNsFRjqzY
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>>73456686
We're GOAT tiers fighters, tho

And Chabal is manly af

>>73456704
>one fucking cop with a shitty handgun against two terrorists with Assault Rifles
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lol
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subhuman slaves deserve no pity once we elect FN we will leave Europe and Russia will conquer, as for your women they will be raped by Russians.
Poolish subhumans deserve no pity
>>
>>73456792
haha do you know why there's so many terrorists in your stupid fucking country? because you've strived so hard to be a "neutral" country of liberte fraternite whiteflagette while admitting thousands upon thousands of people who dont give a fuck about your faggy virtues

they are not afraid of you because you speak a faggy language to express faggy thoughts, theres no fire in you only surrender and ennui
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>>73456861
>haha do you know why there's so many terrorists in your stupid fucking country?

Yes I do. And I can't do any "legal thing" against it.
>>
>>73456861
>they are not afraid of you because you speak a faggy language

ugh, you just had to say it, huh? It couldn't have been edgy enough without this?
>>
>>73456805
Same goes for you Anglo subhumans also derserve no pity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAUDDpwE_ZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaqHcmtK-dw
>>
>>73456861
do you know why there are no terrorist attack in your country ? it's basically because you're less relevant than shitholes like irak or syria
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Do French care that 1st world countries are starting to tell citizens to avoid their country?
>>
>>73456938
It's probably because they don't welcome terrorists into their country desu
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>>73456971
>australia
>first world

You're white africa
>>
>>73456984
but Batacland terrorists and Nice terrorists weren't french citizens.
>>
Houellebecq will surely be one day called the national poet of france because he has described the french nation perfectly

a bunch of shitty people living shitty banal life idly waiting for anything exciting to happen

I know why you surrender to those "terrorists" - you want this thrill in your life lol, one Bataclan was worth more than 30 years of banal french life

youre excited with this wonderful new life of constant attacks and murders and explosions
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>>73457013
you're mexican africa?
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I see a lot of hostility ITT
>>
>>73457034
exactly, you can't profile against terrorists when they look exactly like everybody else in your country
>>
>>73457078
Thinking of surrendering?
>>
>>73457078
just an ordinary day for a frenchman ey
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>>73457095
>comin from the 55/45 country
there is barely 10-12 % of sand nigger in France, you'd better watch out yours
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>>73456971
Shut up, Lebanese rapeground
>>
>>73457134
yeah and we have terrorists who commit crimes here so you're proving my point.
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>>73457131
Yea, why not.

But first, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS
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>>73457132
>tfw even frenchmen hate frenchmen

We truly are a blessed people
>>
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why can't french banter?
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>>73457304
Banter is a way too heterosexual activity.
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>>73457134
America is 30% if we use our categories

"White American" include Spics and Arabs
>>
>>73457338
italian americans are considered white, and a lot have intermixed with real whites. American is at most 10% white
>>
>>73457288
it's the same in england m8
the english hate the english
>>
>>73457419
based

I fucking hate Manceaux, for example

LES RILLETTES SONT DE TOURAINE
>>
>>73449606

I fucking swear German sounds like a pedophile talking creepily if it's not spoken in an angry autistic way
>>
>>73457288
Who is this semen demon?
>>
>>73457524
Some French anon from Alsace, IIRC
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>>73457556
There is literally nothing wrong with the French language and the surrender meme is annoying.
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>>73450029
Chocolatine*
>>
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>>73457723
HEY

RUSSIANON

I RECOGNIZE YOU
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>>73457772
Do you? How?
>>
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>>73457798
By lurking
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>>73457849
But anon, many Russians post on /int/.
>>
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>>73457881
But you always say that.
>>
>>73449477
How does one visit France?

On tracks.
>>
>>73456324
>Marie Currie
>currie
Now you made it sound indian somehow
>>
>>73453374
>>73453374
The English R sounds like a speech impediment, the sound kids who can't roll their R's make so you send them to an audiologist to correct it.
The French R sounds gay and is a quite recent development, there are youtube videos of French singers from the 30s using the Spanish/Italian R.
>>
>>73455652
What are you trying to say Ivan ?
Guttural 'r' is a master race manly phoneme and the english 'r' is a faggy sound in comparison.
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>>73458468
>guttural R is gay

D E L E T
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>>73458468
>sound from your throat is gay (french 'r' is the same as the german one, the supposedly manly language)
>sound from rolling your tongue around in your mouth is not
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>>73458591
Because of them, I feel like France is that (sort of) Germanic guy rejected by other Germanic guys who think he's too gay.

Kinda funny, t b h
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>>73458640
>I feel like France is that (sort of) Germanic guy rejected by other Germanic guys who think he's too gay.
There's so many ironic points in this post, kek
>>
>>73458877
Tell me more.
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>>73458901
>france
>germanic
>implying you would fit in with germanics even when your own language family despises you
>saying "i feel like" when it's an objective fact that no one likes france
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>>73459095
>saying "i feel like" when it's an objective fact that no one likes france

You're objectively wrong and should consider suicide.
>>
>>73458640
France isn't Germanic we're Frankish

I fact they're whole Germanic identity was created after that we've bullied them so much that they needed to unite against to fight us on equal ground
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>>73459129
What the fuck are the Franks, then?
>>
>>73459147
A Pannonian Tribe
Gregory of Tours (539-594): History of the Franks: Books I-X
This is the evidence that the historians who have been named have left us about the Franks, and they have not mentioned kings. Many relate that they came from Pannonia and all dwelt at first on the bank of the Rhine, and then crossing the Rhine they passed into Thuringia, and there among the villages and cities appointed longhaired kings over them from their first or, so to speak, noblest family.
>>
>>73459129
t.surrendering german
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>>73459240
Their language was Germanic, tho, wasn't it?
>>
>>73449497
How can you not believe in facts?
>>
>>73459124
France is one of the few countries that should legitimately be erased from this world (the rest being countries colonized by france in the past). You have only brought cancer and shame to the human race. Even the eternal anglo has at least something going for him, but france? Nothing
>>
>>73459586
>the rest being countries colonized by france in the past


And Russia.
>>
>>73459586
You provided the world the biggest mistake ever made : communism.

So shut your damn mouth and go suck your manlet leader.
>>
>>73459586
I would add Russia and Germany to the list of cancer countries.
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>>73459632
Communism was invented by a German you retard.
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>>73455231
>Generally speaking Australian wine is better than French wine, on average.
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>>73459679
And it really became a thing with Russian commies, Pooland.
>>
>>73459302
True

But take us as an example, our language is Italic, but does it make us Italic ? Or the Turks, their language is Turkic but does it make them Turkic ?
>>
>>73459752
...well, turks are not europeans or arabs, AFAIK
>>
>>73459747
Yeah let's protect your kraut fuckbuddies you fucking kebab enabler they clearly dindunuffin.
>>
>>73459836
I think krauts are subhumans as well, Andrzej.
>>
>>73459813
Yeah, they're anatolians.
>>
>>73459813


Still in the same way, French are more related to English-speaking Acadians than to French-speaking Camroonese

What i mean is that language doesn't always equal to nationality
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