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private detective/RNH edition
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>>73446996
It's WWU, right?
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unrealistic, bobby is destined to work at megalomart for the rest of his life
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>>73447059
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>>73447049
yeah. it's a hippy school. both my parents went there and so does my brother.
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i dont understand video sex
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?
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Who has that picture of the two blond girls, almost look like twins, wearing short red dresses and high heels, looks like they're in norway or some shit.

it's 4chan famous, somebody must have it.
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>>73447081
I remember I had a friend in high school who went there to study oceanography or something along those lines.
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>>73447099
you fap
they fap
you fap together while getting off to eachother being naked and fapping
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waiting for a roar
looking at the mutating skyline
the city is my church
it wraps me in the sparkling twilight
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buck strickland passes away of cardiac arrest, strickland propane goes to his wife, his wife liquidates the business, hank gets a job at the high school as groundskeeper, bobby gets his first job at megalomart, and his last job
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>>73447126
why do this? i have a sex addict friend but he only does this when its like 4am and he cant see his fwb or go try and score chicks

and he has sex a ridiculous amount
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>>73447135

Hank's too qualified to be the groundskeeper

I see HS football coach, or he starts his own propane business
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>>73447147
i do it because i can only have """sex""" with people i don't know in person
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>>73447122
they are probably decent in that. they are really really good in ED degrees though
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>>73447152

or auto/woodshop teacher
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tfw unbelievably trash skin
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>>73447164
is this girl ugly?
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>>73447116
i know the one you're talking about
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>>73447211
nah she's pretty hot imo
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>>73447222
why does she do this with you
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>>73447230
'cus she finds me attractive
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>>73447243
hahahhaHAHAHAHAHHEHEH WHOO

oh you are serious?

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA (epic meme)
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>>73447216

I can't find it for the life of me argh
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Californians are a weird bunch.
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>>73447266
you're right, it's all a clever plot to trick me into forking over my credit card information

i have to tell her to fuck off right away

thanks buddy
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>>73447289

delet this
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>>73447243
so she's hot, and thinks you are.

either you're both digusting, she's mentally ill, or she's a total nympho and youre one of her plates
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>>73447164
>>73447222
I had an indonesian girl from interpals who would give up lewds on command for a few months and then she started expecting me to talk to her for hours and give a shit about her problems. Was nice while it lasted ill admit
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>>73447312
whatever man, i get what i need out of it.
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*takes a picture of you without your consent*
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>>73447313
>>73447338
you guys have daddy issues radar built into you
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>>73447352
thanks
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>>73447340
*begins recording you*
delete that NOW
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>Tfw no cute canadian female (male) gf with daddy issues

JUST
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>>73447352
Yeah she was unironically into ddlg
I've never gotten lewds from any other girl online though, but having her around was top-tier. She even dp'd herself on cam for me more than once

I was hardly the only person she talked to/shared lewds with but I didnt (and dont) care.
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CLACK
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>>73447393
>I was hardly the only person she talked to/shared lewds with
no shit sherlock
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>>73447411
rude
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LogicWorks is one of the worst pieces of software Ive ever had the misfortune of using
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sure wish i were as much of a faggot as this denmark dude
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wish I could convince people I was a girl just by posting under my cunt
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mmmm...
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I walked in a field for a half hour today. Felt good.
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>>73447500
LOL dafuq is this??
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I have to do my taxes tomorrow.
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>>73447616
Doing mine this weekend
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>>73447116
found it
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*learns enough of a language to repeat the same insult and spam pictures*
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>>73447616
>tfw too busy studying for exams every day to do my taxes
At least i will have about a week.
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>>73447666
amına koyayım
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faggo

faggo

FAGGO
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>sales taxes and being poor isn't good enough
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>>73447671
>trades his car in for a nigger magnet eyesore
>trades his best friend in for a one night stand
degenerate ad
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>>73447116
alternative edition
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can't find a good shitpost thread on /tv/ to join
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>>73447721
>tfw disspointed they weren't wearing norwegian clothes
I'm too good for this thread
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>I'm too good for this thread
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Pfffffhahahahaha!!
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just face up to facts, no one believes you are a woman. that doesn't mean you can't be my gf (male) though
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>>73447792
to whom'st are thy speaking
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*goes to bed without brushing my teeth*
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>>73447832
ENJOY THE ACCELERATION OF YOUR MOUTH'S LOWERED PH IN DUE THANKS TO THE CARB SUSTENANCE FOR THE BACTERIA YOU'RE FEEDING WITH YOUR FILTHY ICKY MOUTH DUMMY
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*makes encyclopedia dramatica page about you*
*doxes you*
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*transmits soviet era radiowave technology*
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*calls america's bluff with a bluff*
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https://youtu.be/H_CLLTWXHMY
This is porn to me
Hnnng
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>tfw losing weight
gonna get small
gonna get swole
gonna get CUTE
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>this much ass pain in the comments
https://youtu.be/M1-tP_3dDrc
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Hmm
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>>73448265
>>73448323
Would hate to be an african-american, honestly. This shit is so embarrassing
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>>73448265
>>73448323
If ever there was a race that lacked self-awareness.
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>>73448372
they're so fragile, it's adorable honestly
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Black women can get so butthurt kek, wew
I'm surprised they're not huge sloots for nonwhite guys if this is how they feel kek
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>>73448486
*nonblack
Oops
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Wew
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>>73448486
The US of A were a fucking mistake
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>>73448571
Erasure this, erasure that. The only ones erasing blacks are the black mothers getting abortion after abortion. Not that I want them to stop, mind you. Just to develop a brain stem.
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>>73448595
Are you black
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Hello
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>>73448595
Fucking america, god damn it.
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>>73448595
My mother saw me submit this and told me I had to apologize or I didn't get dinner tonight. So, I'm sorry.

and my mom is a big fat bitch HA
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>japanese proxy
kill urself american scummo
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>>73448658
FUCC DRUMPF
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>>73447743
Wtf is norwegian clothing
Theyre finnish women who are wearing the national dress
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Question to Americans and canadians, what do you think about Case Western Reserve University Université du Quebec à Montréal

I have the opportunity to get a full scholarship for these two unis and i wanted your opinion on them, not regarding academics but mainly about uni life.
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>>73451583
If you can come to university in Montréal, you shouldn't give up that opportunity.
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>>73451702
Why? is uni life there that great?

Im looking for a busy place where i can party most of the time desu
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>>73451747
Montréal is a great place to party every day if you are young.
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>hey anon, why don't you smoke cigarettes? don't tell me you are a manchild
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>2017
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?

>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
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*makes cocoa puffs*
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>>73452693
*puffs* in your face
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Hmmm
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>>73452585
You make a convincing argument. There is no reason to not smoke cigarettes.
Unfortunately for you there is also no reason to smoke cigarettes.
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>>73452905
manchild spotted
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>>73452937
not a reason
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>its another "wake up crying" episode
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>>73447038
Cats can sense evil you know.

They can also sense coal burner
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>>73454399
pussy
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>>73454456
retard
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>>73448486
>>73448513
>>73448571

Black men don't hate black women. It's a numbers game. Eligible Black men that are healthy, educated, with no criminal records vs the men that are incarcerated or dead at a young age. It's makes the former of the two groups of black men a hot commodity...minus the shut-ins and weebs. Blacks only make up 12% of the U.S. population so ofc they have a lot of dating options when it comes to dating out of their communities or race. Lets not forget that American blacks are mixed race. So they're somewhat likely to have access to other people outside of their black portion of the family.
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>>73453072
this is coming from an injured place.
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>>73455364
NO.
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*fucks all foreigners*
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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. D-Fens could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of him possibly not being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that D-Fens is me. D-Fens is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that D-Fens is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and D-Fens side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at D-Fens every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see D-Fens every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to D-Fens. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday D-Fens is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity within D-Fens and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar D-Fens is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw D-Fens, I had an existential crisis. What if D-Fens was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if D-Fens actually became aware of my existence? Did D-Fens have the ability to become self aware itself?
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>have a $5 burger king egiftcard
>dont have printer ink
>no money
JUST
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>>73455554
get a job?
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I still have all the money I had from the job I used to work in high school. I don't spend any of it because all I do is browse 4chan
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none of you could beat me at tekken
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>>73455758
only asians and blacks play fighting games
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>>73455628
lol
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>>73455805
look at my flag dummie
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>>73455758
i could beat you at street fighter you grappler playing shitter
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>>73455907
street pooer is poormans fighting game
lol no comboes
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*picks his nose*

*wipes it on finlands back*
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thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qf72KEv6Mg
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been playing persona 5 every waking hour since thursday
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>>73455992
im waiting for emulation on catching on
not going to borrow my friends ps4 while he sleeps thats just akward
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>>73455992
your just asking for spoilers
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She's like a fleshlight that can suck you off

https://youtu.be/AGizTkDfxuI
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So many nordicks
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>>73455682
>t. Graduated Highschool last year
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>>73456074
yeah, your mouth is watering, isn't it?
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>>73456072
all women are
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>>73456074
this is our thread now white boi
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>>73455554
kinkos, public library, or even better yet just show the egift card on phone to the peeps there you idiot
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>sissy nords flock to /cum/ to beg to have their boi puccis taken

Can't say I'm surprised, but this is a straight general, no gay allowed here.
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Why haven't black countries outlawed slavery
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>google head pats
>its all anime

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>73456005
me on the left
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>>73456638
>>73456638
*pats you*
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>>73456728
pat this
*shows cock*
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>>73457053
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>>73457053
*shoves cock down my throat*
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remember: finland is not part of skandinavia
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>>73457111
I would welcome this from a cute dane

>>73457147
you better not be gay
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>>73457181
Post dank Finnish memes
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>>73457343
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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
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>>73457374
Only the poorest and least intelligent of society still smoke. If you're under 40 and smoke cigs you shouldn't be allowed to vote, or drive, or operate heavy machinery.
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>>73457451
>I-if you're under 40 and smoke cigs you shouldn't be allowed to vote, or drive, or operate heavy machinery!
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>O-only the poorest and least intelligent of society still smoke!
And? Was life a contest about whose the least poor and most intelligent?
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>>73457494
I bullied your moms puss last night kiddo
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>>73457374
this
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>tfw bullied and mentally handicapped
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what vidya game are you playing now?
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>>73457648
i gave up on vidya
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>>73457648
MLB the show 17 and Diablo 3

Probably Overwatch later today when they update is released.
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Got woken up at 330 for a half hour iv of antibiotics then blood samples. Oh well breakfast soon and RIPD is on which is ok
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>>73457648
Might play some DCSS and run vaults and elf on my BuMo.
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redpill me on grand rapids
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>>73457648
Saints row the third, what a fucking weird game

>>73457764
>grand rapids
Michigan?
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Shin Megami Tensei - Nocturne
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>>73457812
>>73457648
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>>73457648
M2TW
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I will tell you that I am fine.
I got some news, friend, feels like I'm dying.
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>don't fap for 1 (ONE) day
>balls ache like no fucking other

how the FUCK do people do no fap? How is it even possible?
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>>73457935
ok
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>>73458017
get a bf and you won't have to fap
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>>73458085
I'm unfortunately not gay
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>>73458018
I'm going to explode all over you.
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>>73458289
sorry no refugees welcome here
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>>73457935
terrible. 0/10
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reeeeeee where's my brekkie
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>>73458344
here's your "brekkie"
*breaks your fucking back*
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i take it this is the tay thread?
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>>73458406
no coal burners allowed here
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>>73458338
Blake Schwarzenbach is a god delet this now
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>>73458394
*has to spend even longer in the hospital*
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sad!
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>>73458394
Only good post you've ever made.
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bought a nice blue suit with the money he could find
if his bride didn't like it St. Peter wouldn't mind
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This thread needs a little more Fuck Drumpf.
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>>73458606
>we are literally a phonecall away from nuclear holocaust at any one time
Pretty spooky.
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Neither candidate was remotely isolationist for a reason. Wake up.
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>>73458663
hope china glasses the west coast
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>>73458582
i noticed that you like violence, why?
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>>73458606
what the fuck happened to him?
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>>73458606
Jesus christ why the fuck couldn't you just vote for Bernie? I don't want WW3 to happen
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FUCK DROMPF FUICKNIG TINY HANDS MAN ON THAT NUKE BUTTON *SMASH THAT FUCKING NUKE BUTTOM* FAMILIAR
*DRINKS DIET COKE*
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>>73458760
I just appreciate cheeky wordplay. Though IMO it should be "spine" instead of back. "fucking spine" just sounds really good. "Back" is better when you have some rhyming going on.

Just some constructive criticism. Hopefully you'll impress again.
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You let the blues move in, now IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm movin' out!
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does /cum/ like slags n stangs?
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>>73459075
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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Did you sleep well, /cum/?
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>>73459456
Got just about an hour.
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Who /postingfromclass/ here? College is gay.
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Good morning, /cum/!
Would any of you like to be my boyfriend?~ :3
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wish the staples/office depot merger would have gone through
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/851767718248361986

>Vote for trump goy, hillary will cause ww3
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>>73459623
pls be in vancouver
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8y_ZFFHA-s

Do all Americans have a family stick?
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>>73459456
it was okay
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bayonetta is on pc now
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The 'fast
Also turns out that infection probably almost killed me kek
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**hands you a $1 note"
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>>73459164
I would have nongay sex with this mab
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>>73460762
>Tzar Nicholas on a Canadian bill
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>>73460148
>it's true
>>
>the qt azn is going to be back today and probably touch my balls again
What do lads
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>>73458500

I don't follow celebs, I keep seeing this posted, did she get a black boyfriend or something?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AM I BEING DETAINED FROM THIS PLANE
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY PATIENS
NO DONT DO IT THAT NOT GOOD
BYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RACIST ASS CRAKA MC DONALD POULIS
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>>73460148
>bayonetta 1

who cares it's overrated as fuck, rehashes the same bosses over and over and over forever.

>tfw the first time I beat it I didn't even know about witch mode
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>>73458406
Yes
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red pill me on beard oil
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>Taylor Swift
Horrible taste
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>>73460225
Yummy
Were you in the hospital?
>>
**blows up your mailbox**
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>tfw ingrown hair on my neck
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>>73461995
>being non-white
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Would you if you knew nobody would ever find out? Be honest.

Me. Yes.
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Exercised today for the first time in years. Ran about a half mile and then walked 3 more
I was always nervous about running into attractive people doing that, but I didn't see anyone at all
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>>73462066
Nah that's gay
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>>73462081
>I was always nervous about running into attractive people doing that
why?
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>>73462143
I got bullied in school
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>>73462066
I can't handle the thought of someone else touching me, so no
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>>73461744
Still am famalam
Swollen balls are srs bsns
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https://youtu.be/5xxQs34UMx4

thread theme
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Would you if you knew nobody would ever find out? Be honest.

Me. Yes.
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Would you if you knew nobody would ever find out? Be honest.

Me. Yes.
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>>73462294
Ooh did you have cancer or twisted vas deferns?
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>>73462066
maybe

>>73462380
not real

>>73462494
she's fat and old, so no.
>>
>>73462066
what do you think he smells like?
>>
>>73459924
Someone stop Drumpf before it's too late
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>cleaning up the beard
>look under my jaw
>one really long hair that I must've missed for the last few weeks
>nobody said anything about it
>tfw
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>>73462623
Soap, fresh linen, and spring time.
>>
>>73457648
Persona 5 and BotW

I have no interest in playing the Dark Souls 3 DLC but I just made my tenth new character in DaS1
>>
I like smash mouth desu
>>
>>73462937
HEY NOW
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>>73463051
hi
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>>73463111
Look at that fucking cat. Someone should make a meme out of it. Trips demands it
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>>73463111
>the top left

absolutely fucking lazy
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>>73463191
>>73463149
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would you wreck this sweet and tight boy cunt if you knew no one would ever find out?
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would you wreck this sweet and tight nigger cunt if you knew no one would ever find out?
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>>73463364
is that really a boy?
>>
>>73463462
yeah
it's fucking weird innit
>>
>>73463460
all day every day
>>
>>73463337
much better bud
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfEngL2fj4
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>>73463509
i feel old
>>
CAN I PLEASE GET A QUICK RUNDOWN ON CALIFORNIA GUN LAWS.

i have a friend whom wants to bring a prop gun into california from canada. the thing is the gun is made entirely out of wood. does it require an orange tip or whatever please tell me if its legal or not
>>
>86 degrees in Mid-April in the Northeast

who /hot/ here
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>>73463779
>62F in Arkansas
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>>73463337
Nice kot
>>
Just bought a bunch of supplements from infowars

Gonna get swol
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>>73463558
thanks plz use it
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>>73457862
I swear to god that fucking game. Why is England attacking me when there's a stack of hostile Scottish on their border? Why wont Milan or the HRE take a simple ceasefire when my military is vastly larger than theirs? Why is my favor with the pope low when all I have been doing is building churches? Why is everyone trying to kill me when they haven't even consolidated their borders and taken out the rebel strongholds? How did that giant enemy army stick magically conjure up additional movement points? Why am I hemorrhaging money when my army is relatively small, taxes are high and all I have been building is roads, markets and farms? Why can't I git gud?
>>
>>73463746
The whole thing has to be brightly colored, not just the tip. See imitation firearms safety act for California
>>
>>73463986
Download the "Regions and Provinces" mod. It has more factions, larger map and better campaign AI.
>>
Kung Pao Chicken or Mongolian Beef?
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>>73464051
Note: only if it's going to be displayed in public
>>
>>73463746
>>73464051
I used to have a toy gun that looked like a real pistol from afar and only had an orange tip, and it was legal. Though this was when I was a kid in the 2000s so I don't know if that has changed.
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>>73464129
KPC if its done right
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>>73463858
>61 degrees in Albuquerque
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>tfw when you have power fantasies
>>
>>73464129
Mongolian beef
>>
>>73464159
>Though this was when I was a kid in the 2000s
The California law I mentioned was signed by jerry Brown in 2015
>>
>>73463779
47F
>>
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>chinks and 'progressives' crying over united kicking a guy off like they do all the time, just because he wanted to be the chinese rosa parks and got BTFO
>>
Time to go bother more professors for my stupid student group thing, buds
>>
73464381
Retard
>>
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>retard
back to weibo, little tsing tsong
>>
73464540
Retard United shill
>>
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the reality of this mexican meme makes me rationalize
>>
I'm depressed
>>
Adulthood is depressing
>>
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>>73464977
realmente te hace pensar
>>
>>73465026
"I want attention"
>>
>>73464977
>Mexico, I need your help for World War III
>In the dog
>Then you will die together with them
>Get out there

Courtesy of google translate
>>
>>73465245
Thanks for the (You)
>>
>>73465026
Here, have another (You) free of charge
>>
>>73465261
the second one it's more like: Nah dog
>>
Any plans for easter sunday, lads?
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This qt asian girl keeps hitting on this autistic white CS major/redditor and it's pissing me off buds
He's a dick to her too kek
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>>73465261
>In the dog
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>>73451747
>>73451583
Really nigga? its a no brainer. Montreal is the best city to live in as a student in the world. Cleveland sucks
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>Montreal is the best city to live in as a student in the world
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>>73465757
Montreal has the best nightlife in Canada, top unis and the cheapest cost of living of any major canadian city, and all uni students can drink here

i dont see how this doesnt create a perfect environment for students to have fun, and you've presented no arguments so far
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Hi guys
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>>73465902
>Montreal has the best nightlife in Canada
Yes. In Canada.
> top unis and the cheapest cost of living of any major canadian city
Yes. In Canada.
>and all uni students can drink here
Legal age restrictions don't stop people from drinking.
"Montreal is the best city to live in as a student in Canada" might be true, but it sure as fuck isn't the best in the world.
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>>73465902
>responding to american posts wrt education
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>>73465969
goodbye guys
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As much as I don't like California, I would say LA and probably London are the best cities for students (if they can afford it).
>>73466107
American higher education puts Canadian higher education to shame.
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>>73466069
So are you gonna name a better american college town? Or are you gonna say cleveland is a better city for students? Montreal's the best party town in north america, get over it
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>LA
>students

opinions officially discarded
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>>73466193
>Montreal's the best party town in north america, get over it
No it isn't. LA and Miami blow it out of the water. You need to develop critical thinking skills and stop being so incredibly biased.
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>>73466269
LA and Miami are both 30% white shitholes with 21 as the legal drinking age, fuck off
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>[Canadian city] is the best [insert anything here] in [insert area that includes anything outside of Canada]

Opinions officially discarded.
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>>73465698
>best city to live in as a student in the world
In the world I kinda doubt it when i think about brussels or Louvain-La-Neuve

But I guess UQAM it is if I end up in north africa

>>73466165
LA, maybe, London is shit for a student, great places to go out and have fun but there's no student life.
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>>73466332
>brussels
>good

oh wait youre north african lol
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>>73466300
>whiteness negatively impacts how good it is for parties
For a literal nonwhite, you sure are obsessed with whiteness. Absolutely /pol/-tier.
>21 as the legal drinking age
And? You think that stops people from drinking?
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>>73466372
brussels has a great nightlife desu.

also i'm an expat
>>
>I've never been outside of Canada, so you need to take my opinion about which cities are good for partying as gospel.
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>>73466377
Yes I do actually I watch campus cops and all they do is drive around arresting people for underage drinking and open liquor

And I'm obsessed with whiteness because of your crime rates. Toronto is 50% white but has a lower murder rate than north dakota. America is a commercialized, violent shithole

>>73466424
ive been to 15 countries you dumb shit haha
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>>73466440
You actually think what happens on a sitcom is common place in real life? How old are you?
>M-MONTREAL IS THE GREATEST PARTY CITY IN THE WORLD
>Y-YEAH BUT YOUR CITIES AREN'T WHITE SO THEY DON'T COUNT
Absolutely fucking pathetic.
>ive been to 15 countries you dumb shit haha
Sure you have.
>>
abhorrent thread
>>
new ->
>>73466604
>>73466604
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>>73466542
A sitcom? its a reality tv show you fucking idiot. If youre actually trying to deny that 20 and 19 year olds get fucked for drinking in the states you're a retard.

And its funny that you dont believe me, do you want me to name them all? Theyre mostly in western europe

And partying is objective. The only possible argument you could make is that underground scenes are larger in LA, but thats because it has a metro population of like 20 million people versus 4 million for montreal. Everything else is commercialised crap in LA and miami
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>>73466688
partying is subjective*
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>>73465969
haha benis
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