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Centrism edition
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Fuck Drumpf
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Me in the middle
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>why yes I do spend all my time alive on 4chan indirectly responding to people with fedora pictures to berate them
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Don't mind me, just shitposting.
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America should stop trying to tell brown countries what to do and should use our resources to better our own country.
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the soul mate desu
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>tfw no thot gf to cuddle and hold hands with
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>i like garbage
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>>73445386

>he says, posting garbage
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Cuddling is nice and makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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>Then Pilate announced to the chief priests and the crowd, "I find no basis for a charge against this man."
>But they [the Jews] insisted, "He stirs up the people all over Judea by his teaching. He started in Galilee and has come all the way here."
Why do people constantly say the Jews didn't kill Jesus?
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>>73445385
she does that with her beta orbiter male friends, she only dates chad to get dicked down
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refugee gfs welcome
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Stop using facebook. If they're your friends they can just text or call you.
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>>73445375
At least you are self aware.
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>>73445401

waitaminute, I took 2 shop classes, does that make me authoritarian right?
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>>73445406
I would give anything to be that beta orbiter desu
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>>73445410
>implying there are female refugees
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Stop using 4chan. If they're your friends they can just text or call you.
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What should I convert my extra room to buds? It's 15X20 feet
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Why is USA falling apart? A decade ago I thought you were invincible.
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>>73445415
>using facebook to talk with friends
That's not what facebook is for unless you're 50 years old.
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>>73445425
A Think Tank.
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>Why is USA falling apart? A decade ago I thought you were invincible.
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Stop texting/calling on your phone. If they're your friends they can just meet up with you in person.
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>At least you are self aware.
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If you could purge every person in your country from one of the four quadrants on the political compass, which one would it be?

1. Canada
2. SW
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>>73445421
she's cute enough to have guys you'd consider chads as her orbiters
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Stop meeting up in person. If they're your friends you can use telepathy to communicate with one another.
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Stop talking to people
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>>73445425
Sex dungeon obviously
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>>73445444
BAITED
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why did I tell them to put vinagrette on my sandwich

what was I thinking?
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Stop responding to people.
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>Chad falls in love with her but she's already taken by Zack and won't leave him
>Chad is emotionally crushed because he knows he'll never have her
>Chad drinks a little too much and crashes his car on the way home
Would you attend Chad's funeral?
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>>73445403
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>>73445494
s
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>>73445494
Zack dindu nuffin
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imagine being the type of person who posts slutty pictures of yourself on the internet all day
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Just remembered that this show existed
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>most of the girls I'm friends with have said I'm an awkward individual

Why do they hang out with still then? Some even wanted to date me but we never did.

Do girls secretly actually like awkward guys?
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>>73445513
My goal is to eventually get paid for doing it
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imagine being the type of person who posts slutty pictures of someoneelse on the internet all day
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>>73445523
totally
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I.. have to... go.. h
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>>73445523
it can be charming if you're not disgusting
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Imagine being the type of person who enjoys posting on imageboards
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>>73445494
>hips of a 12 year old boy
>flatchest
>face is unremarkable without all that time on makeup
>ass only exists thanks to anterior pelvic tilt
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imagine being the type of person who quads
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>>73445523
>Do girls secretly actually like awkward guys?
absolutely c:

t. trans girl
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imagine being the type of person who shitposts on the internet all day
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>>73445494
I know a chad that wrapped his porsche around a tree while drunk and killed a stacy

he attempted suicide in the hospital room
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>>73445551
She's perfect!
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>>hips of a 12 year old boy
>>flatchest
>>face is unremarkable without all that time on makeup
>>ass only exists thanks to anterior pelvic tilt
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>>73445553
>>73445555
wEw
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>>73445553
Huh gayyyy
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imagine being the type of person who actually uses 4chan
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>>73445425
If you own many weapons, an armory may be a good option.
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Saw some guy on /r9k/ in the computer lab once
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imagine being the most powerful poster in /cum/
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>>73445586
you should have taken his virginity
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>>73445586
did he look sad?
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>>73445589

I dont have to imagine, I live it
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>>73445586
FUGGGGGG HIM
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>No wall
>No Muslim ban
>No Obama Care repeal
>No isolationism
>No Hillary locked up
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we built this city
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>>73445597
Very
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>>73445601
Shall we say "fuck drumpf"?
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>>73445348
>centrists
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I could have saved you
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>>73445601
>wall
stupid
>muslim ban
stupid
>ACA repeal
good, and should be replaced by universal healthcare provided at the state level
>>no isolationism
>thinking neocons can go 4 years without a war

this is the new world order, baby
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>>73445589
Sooo... Bajachan 2 months ago?
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>>73445601
Yup. Fuck Drumpf
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Any West Coast fags see fighter jets or hear sirens? My apartment is soundproof
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>>73445610
you should have got his number
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You should have listened
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WHY DIDNT YOU VOTE FOR ME
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>>73445630
*african tribal beats playing in the distance*
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>drumpthf wants to to deport this
what a faggot
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>>73445638
He was 250 pounds and a neckbeard
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/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over /int/.
/▌
/\
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Reminder
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>>73445627
>its our country now
a bunch of people maintaining the traditional values of that country despite their race

i dont see the problem
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>>73445649
VJuice is a illegal immigrant?!
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>>73445657
oshite bob got beheaded

4chan hides the smiley character
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>>73445632
who?
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>>73445637
I see 3 or 4 bright lights going across the sky, one falling into Portland
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>>73445632
what happened to her(male)?

>>73445653
you mean cuddly
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>>73445653
Didn't know your computer lab had mirrors.
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>>73445672
god you are a shitty poster
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gf just sent me this
what does she mean by it?
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>>73445664
the left is seeming more attractive if i am to be quite honest with thy
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>>73445649
>shitskin and shiteyes
into the bin
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>>73445679
He was really sweaty
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>>73445695
gingivitis
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>>73445695
wow, women are funny!
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>>73445681
You and I will get along swimmingly then
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>>73445699
>hillary clinton
>the left

lol
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>>shitskin and shiteyes
>into the bin
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Will we ever be free from the Canadian menace
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>>73445705
and you weren't?
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kinda in the mood for crescendobore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy4IsC5eb7o
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is this what true love is?
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Funny woman comedians:

1.
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3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
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I don't understand Trumps foreign strategy. How do you retain geopolitical hegemony without a ton of friends and allies? He needs to start treating Europe and Mexico with way more respect.
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>>73445730
I feel bad for ugly people.
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>>73445734
not so fast there drumptftard
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>>73445727
Not for him
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>>73445738
aww thanks
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>>73445723
t. poo eyes
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>>73445730
why does she look like a 60 year old that used to be pretty?
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>waitress """"""misread"""""" a $2 tip as a $12 tip on an $8 meal according to my most recent bank statement
Welp, learned my lesson
I've been a generous tipper in the past, but I'm done now. No shekels for these cunts
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>>73445745
Fuck, this is gold
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>>73445763
you should honestly go back and get her fired
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>>73445749
for who?
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>>73445763
>tfw generous tipper
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>>73445763
why would you ever tip? it's the biggest scam the jew ever devised
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>>73445769
Happened like a week ago
I could pick her out of a lineup though
Worth it?
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>>73445769
>over $10

are you of the jewish persuasion?
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>>73445401
>jews
>left

top kek
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>>73445773
ur mum lmoa
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Why would anyone import a bride when they can find one locally?
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>>73445730
>22
I hope not
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>>73445786
The jew lurks behind every corner.
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>>73445784
I make minimum wage at my job
I got jewed out of over an hour of work
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>>73445790
WHAT
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>is getting a women fired and involving the police worth $10

what the the actual fuck is wrong with americans?
>>73445799
oh thats right its a dog eat dog world and youre a poor schmuck

take that bitch to judge judy
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>>73445807

there's something fishy about "Kim"
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>>73445802
I have the hots for your mom
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>>73445813
it's okay that she stole from a poor man, it's only $10! do you know how little waitresses make? he practically stole from her with that $2 tip
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>taking everything you read on 4chan seriously

what the the actual fuck is wrong with canadians?
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>>73445745
she steals jokes and is terrible at delivering punchlines
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>>73445832
>the only 5/10 is a 27 year old tranny
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>>73445780
If you're a regular, yeah. It's hard to get miffed about only 12 dollars, but it's about the principal. Most days I wouldn't care, but if I was in the right mood I would do something.

>>73445784
I'm sure she screws people out of money daily. 10 bucks for one person isn't much if she does that 5-10 times a day she's getting a lot out of relatively easy work at a shitty diner.
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>>73445829
i told him to take her to judge judy shut up fag
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average anime poster
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>>73445819
qt
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Joke: I hate vaping
Woke: Hey bro, lets vape
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>>73445821
you don't even know here
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>>73445848

I hate heineken
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>>73445839
I do this exact same shit and I either get unmatched or ignored
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you know what they always say about imperial versus metric right?

the kilometer is the better part of a mile. :)
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>>73445839
>Rachel hates vaping and replied in 1 minute
keeper
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>>73445869
Have you tried not being ugly?
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>>73445866
>traveling
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>>73445857
Is that so
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>WA
hmm
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>>73445880
This is my screencap btw
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>>73445848
*drumpf supporter
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>>73445892
What happened to the tinderposting anyway? You and some flagless anon were always doing it but both of you stopped.
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rate my new wife
isnt she hilarious
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When are they going to stop animating Hillary Clinton's corpse?
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>>73445890
would rather live in a world filled with her than that barista instagram slut
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>>73445886
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>>73445898
>that y axis
this is bait on more levels than one
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>>73445925
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>>73445918
i don't get it
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>>73445916
I deleted the app
Got disheartening after a while :(
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Was this you too, Clinton?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTPTYn01_h8
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>>73445932
she will take him for all he's worth because he is a trusting retard

she actually settled on pushing him to an obese death for life insurance
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>>73445943
Nah that wasn't me
I just got landwhales and like 2 tumblr chicks
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I forgot what this picture was of but I have it saved in a folder that's specifically for /cum/ romance related images.
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>waaah boogie's wife is taking advantage of him
Fuck off back to /r/kotakuinaction you gamergate faggot.
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I don't like unions because they no longer represent the workers
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>>73445666
Fitting digits.
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>>73445989
are you a racist, anon?
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>>73445979
t. roastie
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i dont have any images of myself therefore I couldnt use tinder even if i wanted
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>>73446000
Nice trips tho
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>>73445979
I'm not sure I've ever seen projection this hard on 4chan
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>t. roastie
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>>73445979
this post makes no sense to me, although i know what gamergate is
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>>73446001
just use the image you posted.

Don't you need to have a fucking facebook account to sign up? Ridiculous.
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>>73445931
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>>73446007
i do not like you
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>>73446029
dont have one of those either
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What's your favourite sport to watch, /cum/?
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>>73446001
Couldnt find a mirror large enough?
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One of my friends met his girlfriend on Tinder. Nice girl.
>>73446042
Why?
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So it seems I should turn it into a library, however all chairs have dildos glued to them, and the shelves have a secret door to reveal Mossberg shotguns and AK105 carbines?
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>>73446047
The least popular sports are the highest iq because of the small sample size
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>>73446047
curling
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>>73446047
NASCAR
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>>73446047
foobaw when my family watches it
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>>73446047
None of em
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>>73445410
>implying female refugees are even fuckable
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>>73446064
>cricket
>not popular
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>>73446045
I wonder why...
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>>73445649
Anybody save the pics of her showing her tits from the fappaning?
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>>73446047
r.i.p. dad ily
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>>73446047
>Football and Mixed Martial Arts right next to each other on the dumdum end
wow...
/sp/ BTFO...
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>>73446090
Syrian girls are cute
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>>73446090
that hasn't stopped the men
>>
>>73446047
I actually really like Badminton
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>>73446105
She's hott 2bh

>>73446108
>chimps
ftfy
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>>73446120
Really makes me ponder.
>>
Connor's Creep Catchers
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>>73446131
>a fucking walmart employee
>>
>>73446120
Why does he have white hair
Why is he blushing
Why does he have a spell in his hand
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>tfw you will never have a deep voice
Why live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ_5CGOxTXU
>>
>>73446096
high amount of indian fans are the reason for high iq
>>
>>73446047

BASED
A
L
L
>>
>>73446131
She blocked me on snapchat after I asked her if she wanted to get lunch or something
I dont understand women
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>>73446144
I know.
>>73446140
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>>73446143
>>
>>73446152
Might be because of what you said here >>73446154
Don't tell girls about how you're a socially inept loser.
>>
>>73446140
Shit like that is why I'm too prideful to work at walmart or whatever other franchises. It'd have to be somewhere out in the wild west where people don't know me (aside from the nametag)
>>
>>73446174
Actually >>73446154 was before >>73446131 and she gave me her snapchat after all this
:l
>>
imagine a 4/10 walmart employee mocking how fucking trash you are
>>
>>73446191

4/10 is pretty generous
>>
>>73446183
Why? Because some NEET on 4chan will make fun of you?
>>73446190
I don't know then. I'm honestly a bit of a retard when it comes asking girls out.
>>
>>73446196
maybe the ass is fat i can't tell
>>
>people on /sp/ actually thought that was a real chart
>at least one person on /cum/ actually thought that was a real chart

Never knew we had so many basketball fans here
>>
>>73446196
>>73446207
I saw her irl, kinda thicc but overall pretty decent
Also through some facebook stalking I found out her best friend is my coworker
>>
>>73446210

>tfw local team is eternally shit
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>>73446210
I didn't even open the chart until you posted this. Also, I actually really like Badminton.
>>
>>73446152
You care.

Stop making that mistake.
>>
>tfw local team is the oldest franchise in the NBA
Don't even know if they're good since I don't watch it.
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does you home still have one of the these over the air tv antennas or something similar? do they still work?
>>
>>73446269
Nah I didn't expect anything except posting memes on /cum/
Did get excited for a bit though
How should I have handled it?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oica5jG7FpU
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>>73446280
I've never seen one in my life. I do know people who use a small digital antenna right above their TV, though. They can pick up free air channels. One of them runs old TV shows all day, actually pretty comfy channel tbqh
>>
>>73446280
No.
No.
We got rid of analog years ago.
>>
>>73446276

like I said, we're shit
>>
>>73446206
I guess I was just being retarded. I'd still rather not work anywhere in my town because I'm sick of it, and don't want to be associated with it.
>>
>I've never seen one in my life
Mods, ban this underage poster immediately.
>>73446311
>considering the Sacramento Kings to be a local team while living in another county
Frick off nerd
>>
>>73445376
>dear Pukko, my familiy needs you to convert to islam if you want to date me
>no problem Faadilah, I am a Finn we take no interest in religion, I can be muslim for all that matters, as long as I am with you
>I love you, let's tell the parents the good news
>>
>>73446321

what is your definition of "local", stupid
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>download soundtrack pack with a bunch of albums in it
>all the song titles are gibberish
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Magnificent. Like watching Federer and Nadal on intellectual steroids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_-PoKbw0Q
>>
>>73446329
From the same city or at least county.
>>
73446321
retard
>>
>>73446280
My parents' RV has one

It probably gets like 10 channels depending on what state or area they're in
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Also I'm just memeing, Placer. I didn't know what you meant by local.
>>73446345
Where you from, boy? Put on a redditflag so I can make fun of you.
>>
>>73446280
my sister has bunny ears that pick up 1080p channels from vermont and the Champlain valley in upstate new york
>>
73445598
I'm not a special snowflake, unfortunately

73445436
cable tv was invented in 1948, actually
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Which Southwestern poster has better taste in women, /cum/?
>>
your a retard
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About to graduate with no LTR prospects
basically fucked
>>
+446397
who are you quoting
>>
>>73446407
neither, both like selfie whores
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>>73446407
this is new mexico
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>still this obsessed over arizona's tinderslut gf
>>
>>73446408
you're mothers' a retard
>>
73444444
shan't disclose
>>
obviously me
>>
>>73444444
What did he mean by this
>>
great post
>>
>>73446407
Arizona.

Poo Mexico has bad taste in everything.
>>
>>73446423
new mexico is cool
>>
>>73446424
She's kind of cute desu
>>73446423
>Entrepreneurs keep their conversation energetic
>Entrepreneurs are full of passion and energy
Doesn't seem like him to me.
>>
>>73446460
he's a chad bastard
>>73446464
he's dead inside but he got the estp personality
>>
>>73446488
Why do you hate him so much anyway?
>>
>>73446518
Nonce
>>
>>73446460
kys and shut up
>>
>>73446509
>hate him
ive never met him, but he doesnt belong here
>>
>>73446464
Did he hit it?
>>
I am an INTJ. 5 wing 4.

My hobbies consist of toying with people's emotions (to my almost infantile delight), arguing with (debating, rather) people on 4chan, and, generally, looking down on people who watch sports (except racket sports, golf, or e-sports).
>>
>>73446509
Probably because he's annoying.
>>
>If Entrepreneurs aren’t careful though, they may ... run roughshod over more sensitive people
Maybe he is an ESTP.
>>73446523
Yeah. I mean, she is his girlfriend.
>>
>>73446541
They could be waiting for marriage
>>
>>73446553
Good post
>>
>>73446545
I told /cum/ that she took his virginity.
>>
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>>73445657
>>73445674
How much retard are you anyway?
>>
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>>73446517
why have you been so angry lately
>>
>I told
I mean "He told"
>>73446553
What did he mean by this
>>73446565
kys weeb
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i just wanna be free
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*goes to Albuquerque, finds the New Mexican, and sends him to Oregon to bully Clack My Ass*
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what are the odds the city wont ticket me for leaving my car in a parking garage for a week
>>
>>73446616
Very low.
>>
>>73446616
Leave it running
>>
>>73446575
>why have you been so angry lately
I think being angry can be funny.

Does your friend still do that radio thing?
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>have friends who rant about politics
>point out when they're being hypocrites or when something is unrealistic
>they agree but don't care and repeat such things
>some are getting kinda fascist in their ideals
>disagree with them on some immigration stuff (don't want open borders just because the media posts some sad images)
>they call me a racist
why is talking to people who grew up in cities so difficult? they're so angry and judgemental.
>>
>>73446622

damn

>>73446626

I dont see how that would solve my problem
>>
>had to pay $200 for a parking pass on campus
>takes forever to find a spot in the first place
>they're building more dorms instead of parking space
Gonna HEEM some fuckers
>>
Anyone here served in the US armed forces? I'm finding it a little difficult to get some specific bits of info, particularly with the GI bill
>>
>>73446677
Try /k/?
>>
>>73446636
yeah! when I was visiting home over spring break he let me on the show
also a couple weeks ago he got his own show where he can play whatever he wants. it's 10-12 midnight on fridays and he calls is "Songs that Blow" and it's all horn music. or maybe it was music that blows
>>
>>73446656
Parking is pretty scammy on all campuses. If there's okay transit to get there it's better to find parking elsewhere or just public commute to school.
>>
>>73446686
Ah I didn't consider that, thanks mate
>>
>>73446714
they often have threads dedicated to military so it's your best bet on here

Good luck.
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I just feel like bullying people today.
>>
>clack my ass
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>tfw want to have camsex but my european girl is asleep
maybe i should try hitting up people who don't live 8000k away
>>
>>73446748
hey fuck you

applegate looks like a stupid town

Never say ">clack my ass" again, got it?
>>
Sheeeeit had too much caffeine before bed and can't sleep

Alnighta niqqa, we realniggahours now
>>
got toothpaste in my facial hair
>>
It's hard for me to bully. I'm a nice person. I really am.
>>
>>73446817

well you'd be wrong

also, I dont live there
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>>73446856
you lied to me

imagine that this dog is frowning
>>
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>>73445401
complete retardation, doesn't even get most things rights on all political spectrum's. He chose to follow the memes how sad
>>
>clack my ass thinks he's a Private investigator
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>>73446844
c'mon, bully me back
you won't do it
hehehe
>>
>>73446899
I think I just asked you about 2 years ago. Maybe it was a different californian poster.
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>>73446953

or maybe I lied back then

or just now
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>>73446967
hmmm... this is too confusing
>>
>>73446953
wait clack the show is called these songs blow
>>
>>
>>73447019
>>73447019
>>73447019
>>
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>>73447014
>>
>>73445401
>Democrats are authoritarian right
>I'm with her/Your opinion end where feelings begin/Yes we Can/You Fucking White Male/GIBS ME DAT/Check your privilege is far away on the other side
Then why do you demonize the Democrats with those stereotypes?
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