/brit/

>>73443638
EXCELLENT post!!!!!!!!!

darkies > lighties

>>73443638
You fucking idiot

>lusting for love
>thinking to myself that if I get to experience stroking a girls arse while kissing her will make me happy even though I remember how I felt last time
>happens again
>feel nothing except for feeling suffocated like before
who /literally dead inside/ here?

>>73443715
>I get to experience stroking a girls arse while kissing her
FONT

>>73443715
did you stroke the bare skin?
desu stroking some girls jeans doesn't do much for me compared to skin on skin

i'd rather be a fucking idiot than a normal idiot

at least he is fucking

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>117 AD
>be me
>go to local amphitheatre
>bring gf
>notice there's a no singles policy for said theatre
>seemsalittleodd.mosaic
>get tickets
>go inside
>there's couples everywhere
>look at gf anxiously
>gf gives me an assuring look
>haven't felt as warm since I came back from my tour at Bedriacrum
>start to watch play
>it's comedy
>images of Long docked Satyrs stealing women
>eyes make contact with Nubian
>we look at eachother awkwardly but we laugh it off.
>feelsgoodman.papyrus
>all of a sudden hear large burp
>a Gaulish obese pick faced looking teenager comes up strutting down the aisle
>he's carrying a bowl of Crab legs, and I shit you not has a falcon on his arm.
"YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY THIS SHIT?"
>disdainforplebs.mosaic
"What are you even doing here, be gone you uncultured barbarian"
>this triggers the child
>starts to go on about how the play is a form of propaganda made by the Hebrews to spread their influence to Subvert Roman culture
>Nubian pops up
>"look lad, some of us are trying to enjoy the play!"
>Nubians girlfriend, who happens to be a beautiful looking celt, tells him to sit down, there's no point in arguing with him
>Teenager unsheathes broad sword
"FUCKING BARBARIAN"
>autisticshreiking.papyrus
>charges at the couple
>some one from the audience is able to tackle him to the ground
>his falcon flies around the theatre, and shits on my toga
>proceeds to attack the actors on stage who scream in terror
>another Celt pops up, his hair is black and his teeth are horrid and he wears an odd apartus around his eyes!
"FOR CRYING OUT LAD LADS, THIS SHOULDNT BE HAPPENING, ITS 117!
>security takes screaming kid away
>child starts to rant about some frog headed Egyptian god and how we should praise him.
>go back home
>take off shit stained toga
>I take a bath with gf, who is silently sobbing
>Mfw

>>73443831
tragic

Fun fact the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black

>>73443858
Okay Hermione.

>>73443831
Gauls were Celts.

fuck off dominican cunt

>>73443858
top kek

i wish i was good looking

>>73444010
praise kek!

When I was in Japan I met a qt ginger who was traveling alone from a place called Sevenoaks and she wanted to hang out but I was too autistic to oblige her, and I felt like since I am black I would get dirty looks by the japs.
What are your regrets?

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>German engineering
holy hell what a joke
truly Japanese cars are the master race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxe_b2GRwok

>>73444032
don't you dare touch our women

>>73444032
nigger

I've been studying Romanichal lately. What an interesting race. From India across Europe, into Britain and Scotland, Sweden and Finland.

>>73444048
looks cool

>>73444026
weird i was literally just on the knowyourmeme page for that.

alri Liam

>>73444048
FOYN

>>73444065
Not to mention they're what the states know as Gypsies. A fucktonne of them in south Carolina.

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>>73444092
British cars are so trash its almost funny

>>73444052
>our

>>73444124
Canadian cars are so... oh... wait nvm... Canada has no cars
It's actually sad.

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>>73444124
shut the fuck up

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>>73444154
um wrong sweetie

>>73444163
aston's are so aesthetic.

>>73444192
Britain has Nissan and Toyota manufacturing plants.
Not British brands however. Just leeching the kitemark.

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my best friend got me this (never say that girls dont know star wars!))

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SHAT THA FAK AP YOU KANT

>>73444241
she wants the D

>>73444204
knob 'ead

>>73444266
can you not?

>>73444192
Snowmobiles don't count either.

What are the downsides of buying beer in bulk to last for the months (year even) ahead?

All I can think is temptation for certain people, initial bulk-cost and less flexibility in beers.

>>73444282
cock face

>>73444302
Doesn't beer in cans last like one year?

>>73444310
What's your point?

>>73444321
It'll go bad if you try to hold it for several years and taste sour before that,

>>73444302
If you want to drink the same stuff every time OK.

>>73444341
>for the months (year even)
>months
>year
>months-to-year

>>73444321
You'll have to stick to the time frame you clearly stated.

>>73444360
Buy like 20 beers now that'll expire in December

No way you don't finish that in a year

*checks wrist watch*
*transparent wrist*
*excises self*

>>73444377
I get your point. Go for it if you drink enough to make it worth it.

>>73444377
lightweight

>>73444302
Keep them chilled and you would be fine I imagine.
Worst case scenario they get stronger but won't kill you

whos ready for repeating digits?

>>73444444

>>73444416
How much do you reckon you drink in a year thailad

I reckon I maybe average 10, maybe 7 drinks a month unless I end up going out. Just have one a day when I do and savor the taste.

>>73444417
>lightweight
says the yank
wew

>>73444466
2-3 drinks per day

>>73444302
Some styles of beers go off much quicker than others. Generally the hoppier and more alcoholic they are the longer they'll last. Go for cans or brown bottles (green and clear bottles don't block enough light), and keep them in a cool area.

>>73444466
It's extremely rare for me to drink at home. I usually only drink in social situations/ going out etc. So not much.

>>73444497
nerd

>>73444489
Craft beers
here we go

latest pjw

https://youtu.be/49E9grEcrxs

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lads
give it to me straight
is this worth 2 grand?

>>73444507
Most of my time at home is either using the computer or watching something. I just don't find alcohol improves either of these things.

got a computer worm
thailad help

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>>73444192
>counting american cars as canadian cars
canadians are THIS delusional

>>73444535
ah well you see thats where youre gravely mistaken

>>73444519
latest fuck off

>>73444532
more than 2 grand in my opinion

>>73444550
Are you living in the 90s?
>>73444557
I disagree, weed on the other hand..

>>73444512
There's nothing wrong with a nice craft beer as long as you're not a dick about it

>>73444553
America is our 11th province.

Manifest Destiny, Canuck style.

>>73444578
>doesnt drink alone, swears too much, and does weed
oh dear
oh dear oh dear

aaaaah Thailad's a pothead innit ahaha

>>73444578
how dear you

>>73444578
enjoy your harshly punitive thai jail you degenerate

>>73444603
fuck off
>does weed
nothing wrong with a cheeky spliff like once or twice a year. Haven't bought it in years, just falls into my lap occasionally.

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actually hope he gets beheaded for smoking the devil's plant desu

>>73444595
They're arrogant cunts about it tho lad.
There's more ales, craft ales mind you in England than anywhere in Europe. Do we wave our dicks around? We do but not about them. More sausages than Germany too.

what sort of beer is it called when it's darker than lager but not dark enough to be stout?

also find this kind of beer usually has these weird flakes in it

>>73444650
malt

>>73444650
amber lager

>>73444625
only done it a couple of times wasnt that impressed, just made me feel drunk but in a tired/non-responsive way

>>73444628
Shant be clicking this

>>73444650
malt or amber lager, b oth are right

>>73444668
It's fun to get a bit stoned and play a game or fuck around with photoshop or something. For me just makes these kinds of things more immersive and entertaining. Each to their own though.

>>73444693
you need to get your hands on some shrooms or lsd

>>73444628
I think I know that girl

>>73444702
I've done shrooms before but I was really fucking drunk so .. I just ended up laying on a hill laughing like a twat.
>>73444703
dat fleg tho

>>73444650
not malt or amber lager

>>73444693
ye for me just ended up sitting on a sofa feeling knackered not moving or talking to anyone
must be a weak babby cunt

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>>73444703
>>73444716
>2 Thailads

>>73444662
>>73444691
isn't regular lager already amber?

should be called brown lager

United Airlines haha

>>73444730
I feel like there's one of several kinds of "moods" it can put you in. If you park yourself in front of something fun as it kicks in, you should be fine.

>>73444650
brown lager

HELLO

Do you DO weed or inject it

>>73444650
Caffreys was a nice sup. Not quite lager, not quite stout. Don't see it in the UK anymore.

taking a shit, aka doing a poo

>>73444759
>overbooked
>instead of not letting more people on the plane
>let's literally drag people off whom are already seated.
yanks are silly

>>73444772
I usually take 3 grams straight up the shitter

30 grams of greggs pasty right up the shitter lads

>>73444797
you're gonna OD

>>73444760
also that was first time so would have been extra lightweight

don't really want to be awake at 6am haha

2 grams of skips up the bellend

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did a new toad for the aussies x

>>73444827
did slep wrong yesterday so got up at 5pm

>>73444806
could be worse, a lad I knew at school had a panic attack and called an ambulance, absolute bellend.

>>73444831
that your mum lol?

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>>73444831
for me???

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>>73444846

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>>73444859
No for the GOOD Aussie.

>>73444859
Love how Krautchan being down for a few days released some new species of frog into the system.

>>73444845
you could say it WEEDs out the men from the boys ;))))))000)00)0

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>>73444904
ids me

>>73444831
gonna use this thx xoxo

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>>73444919

>>73444759
>overbooked
>realizing after everyone is on board
how can one airline causes this many troubles

so based

let's roleplay countries lads

*bombs you*

fuck off

>>73444940
*loves you long time*

>>73444935
me 5th from the left on the 5th row

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>>73444759
oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the looong arm of the law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

Just realised my Thai tourist visa runs out in a few days and it's about 40 quid to extend it another month. Hmmmm.

>>73445048
how do you not have a work visa?

How strict are Internet censorship laws in Britain?

>>73445060
that isn't thailad you mong

>>73445060
Keep up pal

>>73445048
don't overstay it m8.. when does it expire?

>>73445096
I got here on the 16th of March, so in 5 days I assume?

>>73445123
are you renewing it or going elsewhere?

why do people refer to going to a country as "doing it" lads cannot fucking stand it

they just sat around getting fucking drunk for 3 weeks, they didnt "do" shit

genuinly feel sorry for lads who have never experienced waking up next to girl

>>73445145
i experienced it bt she was fat

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>whites
>masterrace
hmm

doing melbourne next week lads, going to be mental

need a THICC blonde pornstar to have a wank to

God I need to have a brown girls big butt sitting on my face. Why does prostitution have to be illegal here? Fucking puritans and feminists.

>>73445167
will batter you if you're not careful

>>73445136
Undecided atm. I have a friend in Vietnam who got a job at a school there and he's pretty confident he can get me one as well but it's just so fucking polluted there. I'm honestly thinking of getting a flight to Barcelona and picking up Spanish.

I want ANOTHER ice cream /brit/

>>73445155
that's not a girl, that's just an unfortunate experience

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>>73445195
Fat bastard

>>73445187
mirin my legal brothels

>>73445205
she objectively was a girl though

captcha: fatio stadio

>>73445191
If you end up renewing google: visa run

They just bus you over the border and back, that's another 30 days.

>>73445187
backpage

>>73445231
not really 2bh

>>73445207

You can't tell me what to do. I'm not a little kid anymore

>>73445233
I thought I could extend it by going to an immigration office?

coming to an arrangement

watching videos of parrots

>>73445257
Yeah sorry, you're right. Been a while.

Quite anxious about flying lads. I've flown before but I always get nervous 2bh.

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I think my good days are equivalent to the average person's bad days, and my bad days are a hellish inferno of suffering.

My life: When it's good, it's bad. When it's bad, it's really, really bad.

I think I've probably got one or more mental illnesses, along with having a large, ignorant family, and living in an area where my mobility is low.

pic not related.

Morning lads. Morning nonce.

>>73445350
nervous about what? crashing? the plane being hit by a russian missile?

nah youll be right maybe haha

>>73445350
if you want you can sit on my lap

>>73445312
I'm still not sure how to do it desu. Every site says something different

>>73445366
I did my best to pick an airline that wasn't chinese, malay or arab hahaha

>>73445350
It's statistically safer to fly in a plane than to drive in a car.

>>73445365
good post

>>73445392
go qantas whenever you can hahaha only airline to have never crashed

>>73445394
True, but car crashes are statistically much more survivable than plane crashes

Another school shooting lads

>>73445446
in the middle of the night? lmao who got shot, the fetal pigs in the bio lab?

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my life is just a catalogue of misery and disappointments

>>73445446
Ah yes. A quintessentially american pastime.

>>73445446
in other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and there was a suicide bombing somewhere in muslamistan

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WEW
this is like the German Louie, but much more alpha

http://krautchan.net/files/1491698735002.webm

>>73445463
your mums ass (full of my white pee)

>>73445465
Just like this shitty thread

>>73445476
Is Krautchan back up? I heard a bunch of anons say it was kill after some dude posted murder photos on it or something.

>>73445446
never would have guessed

>>73445466
>Ireland

RIP (Rotten Irish Potatos)

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>>73445465
you're not alone

Nice tune.
Haven't heard it in a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GV26f1nvZk

>>73445413
qantas don't fly in europe but its british airways

>>73445527
i thought qantas had flights from australia to europe and then connecting flights between europe to australia

>>73445413
that just means they're due for one

>>73445465
I've narrowed down the cause of 99% of my suffering, and it's the lack of a Driver's Licence.

I'm 21, and I'm just starting to work on getting my full Licence. I've only had a practice one for two years.

Everyone I've known has refused to let me practice in their car (even my parents), so I just bought my own for $3,500. It's safe to say, when I have my Licence, I'm moving away from this truly awful 11 person household.

I guess I just lost the socio-economic lottery and didn't sus out what I needed to accomplish to live in an environment that didn't constantly drag me down and kick me.

>>73445546
itd be using a british airways plane

the canadian goose is the perfect symbol for canada

all the canadian goose does is annoy people and shit all over the place

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>>73445569
intredasting

https://youtu.be/H2R2Ck8qKWM

imagine having a wife for 13 years then she dies one year after giving birth to a daughter

>>73445583
my sister is terrified of geese and she emigrated to canada

foolish girl

>>73445606
womyn are stronk, they need to be independent and wait until 50 to have kids! biology is a social construct

>>73445567
literally everyone here gets their learners at 16
sort your PATHETIC existence out

>>73445567
why didn't you just pay an instructor

On the way to work lads

>couldn't sleep last night
>was tired but my mind wouldn't shut down
>was still awake at 2
>had to get up at 6 for mr nosenberg
not enjoying the ol' wageslavery today lads. going to be a mong all day.

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A national park, perhaps?

>>73445567
yesterday it was your parents fault though

>>73445621
I forgot to add that I was a shut-in from 16-20. I had no idea how society worked, and when I say my family is ignorant, I always thought they were stupid, but I never realised how screwed up they were until I entered the workforce. The vast majority of people are not as screwed up as my family members. I'd say we're a solid 20 IQ points below the general population.

Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, but they breed the most.

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still don't have my learners at 23

>>73445692
wtf what are you doing m8

>>73445606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg

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>receding hairline and thinning hair at 23

>>73445707
it started as me not being arsed because my mum would take me anywhere i wanted
now its a mixture of fear of driving and embarrassment of having put it off for so long

>>73445751
just do it

>>73445669
The only upbringing I ever had was my mom yelling at me, and the constant fights and arguments with my siblings. In my teenage years I just gave up on life and stayed in front of a screen where I was happy rather than being constantly bullied and stomped on.

My parents are horrific idiots, and they only ever feigned affection. Being one of 9 of their children, and one of 5 sons, I was never important. I literally have up on schooling and life to play video games, and that persisted for 5 years almost. I never left the house.

All I knew is I didn't want to deal with a world that was oppressive at every turn. My personality made me a target for every type of abuse.

I don't know if I've developed it through upbringing, or if it's genetic, but I wouldn't be surprised if my brain chemistry is very abnormal.

>>73445806
wah wah stop blaming everybody else for being a scrub

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>>73445806
>reddit spacing

fuck off

>>73445684
>>73445806
sounds like you had helicopter parents

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>>73445567
>tfw failed my G class test TWICE
I HATE the 3 level licence meme

>Hiro has range banned my mobile network
fucking jap jew

>>73445779
wallowing's easier

>he didn't get his driving licence within 6 months of him being old enough to get one

pathetic

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>>73445806
>9 children

>>73445859
good, less of your nonceposting during the day and more streams during the night i hope

>>73445885
no

>>73445874
Couldn't afford it la

>>73445747
Best get lifting.

>>73445920
that'll just make his hair fall out even faster

>>73445747
Shave it and grow a beard

>>73445874
normies got it on the day usually

>>73445874
I didn't because I didn't have much need for it. Wasn't until a year after high school my parents were finally forcing me to get one and go to school/get a job.

there is no god outside of the physical realities that govern existence

>>73445806
>All I knew is I didn't want to deal with a world that was oppressive at every turn

Guess it's time to kill yourself, because things don't get handed to people like you.

>>73445941
How much is the driving test and resits down under?

>>73445962
they do its called bennies

>>73445874
>have learners since 16
>barely drive until i turn 19
>get license at 21

I'm a special sort of lazy

>>73445874
got mine on my 16th birthday

also got my first car that day

>>73445929
It's going anyway, he'll need it to look balanced unless he's super charming.

Business idea: we create a gene-modding service

This service will add a tasteless chemical to a country's water supply (maybe even certain other products) that slowly turns the consumer into the chosen ethnicity for this country. This will ensure a homogeneous and physically-integrated population for every country.

>>73445983
The disabled drive automatic gearboxes. You don't count.

>>73445974
in my state currently its $23.10 for the test and $160.50 for the licence

>>73445974
Written test to get Ls
120 hours driving to progress from L to P plates
Wait a year or to so advance from P to advanced P
Take a two-part test to get fulls

Maybe $50-100 a test?

>>73445995
But homogenous non-white societies are shit with only a couple exceptions...

>>73446016
Cheap enough. In Germany and continental Europe it's a bit more expensive. I've heard.

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off to work lads

>>73445974
>>73446016
wait i didn't read you properly
that's the written test for learners, the driving test is $54.10

>>73446013
it was a 1996 vw jetta

5 speed

be jealous

>>73446038
Name non-white countries that AREN'T divided by a non-homogeneous population (tribalism in Africa/ME, billion cultural groups in India, religious groups in other countries, etc)

Otherwise see: Taiwan, SK, Japan, China, Vietnam etc

>>73446071
Same as the UK then, much of a muchness.

in sweden the response to their latest lorry attack is that they're going to ban cars from cities

>>73446112
sounds like they should ban lorrys.. or muslims.

>>73446112
What's the US response to weekly school shootings?

>>73446074
Not a bad motor. good lad

>>73446079
most of the orientals besides china seem to do fine

>>73446126
argue over some tertiary issue because the inability to reach decision is more palatable over guns than actual issues

>make internet british friend
>he turns out to be a paki

>>73445663
close

wanted to play some yooka laylee before work but it isn't on steam yet. sad lad

>>73445995
r u talking about poison?

>>73446186
reviews aren't great for a spiritual successor to one of the GOAT games

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>>73445995
But Trudeau would turn me into a Paki..

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>73446126
Refuse to talk about the mixture of mental health issues and imported+domestic extremist ideas.

Maybe having two school shootings in the same place almost inside a year will finally trigger something other than "YES GUNS!" vs "NO GUNS!".

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gf just sent me this lads

REALLY wish capture the flags would stay online after the contest is over just so people can keep playing for the fun of it

>>73446236
just had a wank but it's defo time for another one now x

>>73446219
Don't trust videogame reviewers after Uncharted and that zombie one with the gay kid

>>73446236
wish i got life on easy mode

>>73446268
i wouldn't be content to be a hot girl and get fucked by guys. there's no achievement in it. nothing to work to and no possibility of failure

>>73446268
would rather be a good looking man than a good looking woman desu

got deformed tier ugly man instead

>>73446236
Is that a Hoover? Seems rather compact.

>>73446295
alri quasimodo lol

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>need to go out
>forgot to charge phone

>>73446236
tell her to turn down her outfit

>>73446290
muh challenge
>>73446295
enjoy work

gay haitiANO

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wish i looked like this

>>73445874
there are 3 levels of licence here

hello suicide hotline? id like a pepperoni pizza plz x]

>>73446435
Haha. That will probably be the only time they take a call seriously

>>73446366
>muh challenge
i also play dark souls

>>73446384
Be glad you don't look like that otherwise you would have a lot of hungry guys after you.

i would kill myself if i had brown grandchildren but i most likely won't have children and will kill myself anyway

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>>73446435
used to call FRANK all the time with stupid shit like this.

>Hi, yeh um.. my mate is making drugs I think.
>but one day he added a secret ingredient to the concoction, Chemical X, thus the powerpuff girls were born, using their ultra super powers..
>UHHH.. I'VE SEEN THIS.. Do you have a problem about drugs?
>YOUR MUM LMAO

>>73446513
huh
im not a gaymer so i don't understand

not even the tune I wanted but it'll do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jySfU10IQu4

>>73446602
a tune's a tune

>>73445962
I've been outside. At this point, most of my depression is from having to go back 'home'. I'd be a fuckton of a lot happier if I wasn't around my family.

I've dealt with existential dread and loneliness, but worse is that and being surrounded by nearly a dozen people who are argumentative drama queens that pull everything out of their ass and lie to you.

I wish this was all my own goddamn fault. Because if it were, perhaps one of my numerous attempts to completely turn my life on its head would have amounted to something. It evidently isn't entirely of my own creation. My neglectful parents and adversarial family had a massive role to play. I never meet people like me out in the real world. I'm the exceptionally screwed up product of an exceptionally screwed up environment. I was an honour student all the way up to 10th grade. I've been told I'm well-spoken, and "encyclopedic". People ask me where I went to college.

I'll admit, when it comes to the real world I'm a bit of a retard. I'm repressed, sheltered, have low self-esteem, and I'm often lethargic. I'm lazy because I'm a defeatist, and I'm a defeatist because my entire life I've been defeated. You can't have literally everyone you know treat you like shit (including your parents, although the vasilate between anger and feigned love) and expect to be optimistic.

Everyday I go to work, I take it as a real possibility that I may be fired for an honest mistake or for no reason at all just because people don't like me. It hasn't happened, and I realised quickly the souless corporation I work for is more forgiving and humane than my beloved family.

At least at work I was told the rules on day one and can keep within the lines. If I'm chilling at home, one of a dozen assholes can fuck with me because they woke up the wrong side of the fucking bed.

who tf would describe someone as encyclopedic

>>73446572
was it really just the one guy or did they find a bunch of different guys named frank to work there?

>>73446678
a dictionary prolly

>>73446683
almost always women so naturally..
>Hi can I talk to Frank
>Yes, this is Frank
>b-b-but your a woman
>Yes....
>Hi is Frank there pls..
etc.

>>73446678

anyone who met me

arm too big shirt hurt arm

>>73446766
too much wanking fella?

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>>73446678
I've gotten it from my partner at work because he always brings up the news, and I know the population, language spoken, and history of most countries and those facts invevitably come up when we talk about the news. He used the exact word "encyclopedic".

I'm more natural around him, but in other cases when I'm more autistic they say I'm like an Encyclopedia/Wikipedia/a dictionary (I've gotten all three in the last year).

I'd say half of my knowledge is actually Wikipedia, the rest is from documentaries, books (which I read a lot of in High School), radio, and other parts of the internet.

pirate scumbags

saw a lot of women with brown sprogs yesterday

>>73446804
whats a sprog?

>>73446628
Don't like my family either, I thought a big family was meant to be like in the movies

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>>73446804

thai chicANO

>>73446820
a bairn

>>73446851
You have to go back

State funeral when Sir Dave checks out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFACrIx5SZ0

>>73446880
There was a special about him here recently on Thai PBS. Playing loads of quality doco's

wumpa wump
wumpa a doo
i need to
do a pee pee poo

People are nothing more than a game to me

>>73446257
>that zombie one with the gay kid
por que?

wish i could sleep for days on end

>>73446949
gonna cancel on wednesday then

keep young and beautiful
it's your duty to be beautiful
keep young and beautiful
if you want to be loved

>>73446961
I've spent months at a time strategically planting ideas into your head, and playing mind games

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me on the bottom

>>73446994
what happened

I bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.

>>73446909
Was he dubbed over with Sigourney Weaver?

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The REAL cultural divide in the UK.

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>>73446993
neat

Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

>>73447003
Upside down land lad. Shits mental

>>73447027
brum

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The REAL™ cultural divide in the UK.

>>73447027

ah yes the tropical climate of Cornwall i must go traipsing through the jungle there sometime.

shite arse :P

>>73446678
some wanker trying to brag in the midst of some "everywun keepen me down" post

>>73447013
le generic thai man
http://program.thaipbs.or.th/watch/9sXwNt

you can change to English tho

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>>73447027
STUPID POST

>>73447074
"Jungle" is actually a Cornish word.

>>73447027
reckon thats a very liberal use of the word warm

>>73447092
me on the bottom right

*gets knocked down*

>>73447027
Jet streams?
Did I win a cigar?

>>73447163
*brings you up*

>>73447163
*gets up again*

>>73447245
hmmm

>>73447245
Need to save the bears from Tim nonceing them

where is the /new/