just sharted
poopy
>>73442684
worst edition ive ever had the displeasure of posting in
I'm probably the oldest person here
the fiance
Chile is the perfect gf
cucked
Drunk with the nectar
Of submission
I feel nothing more
Than existence
A loneliness
That will not
Come off
In the narcissism
Of the harbour
We are lost
Vaster then night
My pride
My Threat
My thrust
This is beyond very far
All this is beyond
Is this the final exorcism?
Of an obsession
In the obsession?
Swept clean of the past
And its errors
Shall we take new roads
We shall take new roads
Look. lost
Vast night
Tearing and loathing
Thrashing without you
To the church of tomorrow
Death Is The Martyr Of Beauty
Look, here is our runic wreath
Look here!
the gf
>>73442682
you wouldnt be able to handle my buttcheeks, theyre sculpted like caramel marble desu
>>73442720
death in june is pretty good
will anything came out of the united airlines thing? its popular even in here.
sarah is the worst character on tpb
>>73442725
I'll handle your buttcheeks like it's nobodys business bud
>>73442664
need an answer to this question before I can go to bed
>>73442735
Nope, he agreed in fine print that they could beat the shit out of him and throw him off the plan need be
>>73442745
Only my wife (female) gets to touch my butt
>>73442737
true, so is that dick rick
>>73442746
because you touch yourself at night
I was born in 95
>>73442757
It's going to be quite a while before anyone touches your booty then
>>73442735
nothing ever happens
>>73442759
not an answer
I am pure
The heart of europe?
The third Rome if you may?
I just turned 18 a few minutes ago.
Is this the modern ideal female?
>>73442767
im pure
i dont mind
I'm 72 years old, but I still love my memes.
>>73442774
Where's the Brooklyn Easter frog
Anyone from Nebraska here?
>>73442779
Pure shit maybe
EYO
I am sad
>>73442774
>>73442786
It's perdy shit, I never bothered to save it
>>73442793
no bully
>>73442808
you know when girls hit you in elementary? its THAT kind of bullying...
EYO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY EASTA EGG YOU FUCKING GABAGOOLS
I was born at 11:06 EST on April 10, 1999
>tfw had grills hit on me in jr high
>>73442816
No, I don't know.
I peaked in the 3rd grade.
>tfw girls hit on me every day
>>73442824
*waves arms wildly*
Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.
>>73442828
PM that is
>>73442833
If you peaked in the 3rd grade then you'd understand. In elementary school girls play hit and insult boys they secretly have crushes on.
wow happy birthday toronto!
this is too confusing ;_;
I made this gif
>>73442857
genius
WHY?
>>73442826
>>73442883
>>73442849
You misspelled Greater Clackamas
>>73442857
when you ask for a blowie for your bday and she shows up like this
>clack my ass
>cuck my ass
>clack my ass
This agreeable?
don't know what this picture is
>>73442883
>>73442883
Is this better?
>>73442928
what the fuck is acadia you dumb nigger
Dumb namefag
>>73442905
most of the nonwhites live outside Toronto
><73442684
FOY
>>73442957
I know they're from north york right
>>73442928
kys californian scum
Do americans and canadians like portugal?
I'm sick of dealing with you dumb fucking shit stains. I'm going to sleep for real this time
>>73442982
good post
>>73442993
no fuck off
>>73442948
>He doesn't know what Acadia is
What the fuck should I made that? same with Mexico.
I made a nation just for you
>>73442993
yea
>>73442993
there are lots of portuguese in my city
i like portuguese style chicken
>>73443008
have you ever heard of new england you dumb faggot?
also the acadians were deported to louisiania, that area is english speaking now
>>73442993
It's alright
>>73443022
Quebec demands the transfer of ownership of all french speaking territories in the golden circle immediately
>>73443022
Clackamasian independence when?
>>73443036
True, but Acadia sounds better, the same way Cascadia sounds better than Northwest.
>>73443004
why
>>73443023
why
>>73443026
why
>>73443036
thaanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOkRaxfkmuY
>Tribe Clacking Ass
>a fucking ORANGE
>>73443088
never replying to me again, c*tholic scum
>>73443092
I don't get it :(
>>73443060
>>73443088
i dont live in toronto, im from montreal
>>73443070
No independence for you specifically until half of Cali is captured. We need recognition first.
>meanwhile in placer county
>>73443111
>catholic
>scum
Say that one more time heretic...
>>73443147
I told you to never reply to me again, c*tholic scum
>>73443143
lol I saw a news ad about that bridge problem the other day
The only person I know from Placer is a CHI from Roseville.
>>73443162
Do you want me to slap you ?
>>73443143
>shooter was from Foresthill
why am I not surprised. Its the Alabama of California
The Sherman anti-trust act is illegal
>>73443195
No, I don't want to be touched by a filthy c*tholic.
>>73443203
Your residency in this country is illegal.
>>73443216
What the fuck do you know clackers
>fag
>wants to be cucked by private enterprise
Are we supposed to be surprised?
>>73442993
I used to do construction work in Little Portugal here. All the Portugese guys I worked with were bros and I'd go get some amazing Portugese food for lunch.
Portugal are best Iberians desu
>hear song playing overhead at record store
>fall in love
>forget to ask employee what the song was
>can't find it anywhere on lyric lookup sites
it was so fucking good /cum/, and I'll probably never hear it again
conway likes it up the ass which is why he's a capitalist
>Placer is part of Greater Sacramento
Placer gets cucked again
>>73443203
everything is illegal to america
just because I don't want to do paper work and pay they say it's illegal
>>73443225
I know you're a dirty c*tholic
>tfw Brazil would have been a bro-tier first world country had Dom Pedro II not become an autist.
>>73443226
stop stealing my jokes shitcunt
>>73443233
La Verita, by Povia, you're welcome
>>73443236
I went to a summer camp in Sacramento in like...2008(?) and nobody there had ever heard of where I live
granted at least 80% of them were basketball americans and probably couldnt even point out Davis or the airport on a map
Capitalism is Christ's way of determining who is right and who is poor
>tfw Brazil would've been bro-tier first world country if they didn't import so many blacks that they racemixed each other out of existence
This is what the South wanted to do to America.
The only acceptable c*tholics are french.
Everything will be alright.
Are you guys being edgy to bait for you's or are you guys just an asshole IRL?
>>73443275
leaf
>>73443275
i'm quite polite
>Are you guys being edgy to bait for you's or are you guys just an asshole IRL?
>>73443275
I just do it because I'm bored
>>73443168
Give us some support and we will force valvE to make HL3 at gunpoint, we'll also make it an option to buy bagged milk here.
>>73443275
I say racist things online but I have nonwhite friends in real life
>>73443275
fuck off
>>73443275
could literally HEEM anyone here IRL
>>73443275
Im friends with a number of orientals and chicanos in real life
>>73443290
i like cascadia as a biorebut youre a fag, sorry
>could literally HEEM anyone here IRL
butifel
>1476552444784.png
>>73443275
i'm an asshole irl and i like baiting
Who here /usedtogetintoalotoffightsinelementaryandmiddleschoolbutcalmeddowninhighschool/
>>73443295
oh yeah? i train mma and my one rep max is 4 plates
>could literally HEEM anyone here IRL
Nobody in the entirety of California knows about fucking Placer County
Thats why you're grouped up with Sacramento, who the fuck else is nearby to recognize you?
If you want to manipulate someone, you make them feel bad/sorry for you
>>73443325
I should start going to a gym again. I went for like a month and felt great but stopped because of school.
how do i fall asleep, ive been up for 2 days i dont have any drugs or anything help to help me sleep
>>73443329
better than only being known for orange groves and asian trust fund kiddies
people are extremely willing to do whatever you want as long as you provide a reason.
>>73443307
Well fuck you too then
Everyone in this thread hates you except for me.
I'm the only person you have left.
>>73443325
I could bench 275 pounds 4 times when I was 17, I actually thought about becoming a low time power lifter for a while
>
better than only being known for orange groves and asian trust fund kiddies
>you will never be a trustfund kid with the globalized, modern world at your fingertips
what the actual fuck?
>>73443326
could literally HEEM YOU IRL
*clacks ass*
CH-CH-CH-CHANGES
Substantive due process and incorporation are unconstitutional.
STATE PRIDE.
>not living in the comfiest county in the state
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73443351
Keep it up until it's too much for your body to handle and have the best sleeps of your life.
>>73443393
We know you don't. You live in Placer County.
>>73443387
What an awful song.
Glad he's dead desu.
>>73443380
I don't get this meme.
>i-its comfy
>>73443380
Can you clack mine?
california is very comfy I hope you boys enjoy it there :)
The retards better not be ITT, like those faggots who respond with the @ sign and not the >>
BUT THE FILM IS A SADDENING BORE
FOR SHES LIVED IT TEN TIMES OR MORE
*moves to Portland*
Pssssh
73443430<<
Fuck you nigger
>he fell for the nofap meme
While you contatin your sexual desires and mentally stress yourself out ill be jacking off and releasing the stress
ahhh so comfy
>>73443324
I was a faggot in middle school but manned up in high school, so the exact opposite.
americans are so funny,they're capable of having every type of emotions.They're not like the others on /int/ they're sensitive,smart,able to improvise,amazing
>>73443439
cool
>>73443446
Looks like hell.
>*moves to Portland*
BUT THE FILM IS A SADDENING BORE
CAUSE I WROTE IT TEN TIMES OR MORE
>>73443439
Portland is not as comfy as Vancouver. Here our Chick fil A isn't packed 24/7, and Clackmyass technically has Portlands Chick fil A anyway.
>>73443458
I HATE Poortugal
>>73443458
I thought I told you to fuck off, c*tholic
>>73443460
Are you from Lane County or are you going to UO?
>>73443459
its hell when you have to fight other people for camping space
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtI7cbaV5gA
>>73443483
both
>>73443458
I actually like Portugal, just so you know one poster who replied to you is an actual homo and the other has a scat fetish so don't feel bad about their remarks
Folsom > anything in Placer
What's the best self help book
>>73443478
I actually like Chick fil A, but it's too far to drive.
>>73443481
>>73443483
stop
>>73443522
I'm doing this for your own good
Leave before you get hurt
I'm baaaaaaaaaack~
I am so sick of hearing about these micro-conflicts of utter insignificance making the front-page news because they supposedly highlight something wrong with "race relations".
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
what's up with that
>>73443500
enjoy your lake full of boat oil
>>73443514
The Bible
>>73443546
Im not religious though
>>73443553
Stupid dumb fedora scum
>>73443534
Why can't you accept me?
>>73443553
Tao Te Ching
>>73443515
How far are you from the mall?
>>73443567
I love you Portugal
The other posters, they can't accept you for who you are
Will you marry me?
>handsome
>smart
>outgoing
>charismatic
>handsome
>funny
>powerful
>handsome
How does the Trudster do it buds?
>>73443565
>>73443569
I was raised catholic but really dont pay attention to it desu
wew just submitted the project.
My partner was full retard and couldn't do a single thing. Hope it isnt reemed
>>73443592
People are just a game to him
>>73443592
tell me about Trudeau, why does he fall down the stairs?
>handsome
>smart
>outgoing
>charismatic
>handsome
>funny
>powerful
>handsome
How does Truedo's dad do it buds?
>>73443561
Jesus Christ. The left has turned to Scientology.
intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour
>>73443609
by never letting the flames of socialist revolution die out
>>73443585
Maybe 30 minutes.
It's not worth it imo.
>>73443514
https://www.amazon.com/Prince-Dover-Thrift-Editions/dp/0486272745/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1491882180&sr=1-1&keywords=the+prince
>>73443592
He made a Faustian deal - to have it all at the price of destroying a country.
>>73443612
*Puts magnet to your head*
"Wtf I love the left now!"
>intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour
>>73443587
And what am I?
my penis is engorged
sometimes when I dude vape I just make fresh cummies right there
>>73443631
A qt patootie
AA is a cult. Booze is truth.
>>73443640
*sips dew*
>>73443622
Ah, shame whenever I go to Gamestop, it always seems jammed.
>leftists and rightists arguing again
>>73443662
Recess was such a great show
I still get feels from the movie
think i'm gonna read mishima's play about bisexual love and go to bed
its really good, if you haven't read primary colors you should
his plays are more romantic than most of his novels
>>73443651
pal's gf goes to AA, can't handle her glass at all. She's part indian haha
>tfw comfortably ignorant of reality in the center
>>tfw comfortably ignorant of reality in the center
>radical centrism
can someone poop in my brain pls pls pls pls pls
>>73443680
there was a movie?
>>73443685
fucking lightweights who think they're alcoholics just because they get drunk
>>73443684
read my friend hitler
>>73443676
>>73443691
>all four corners of the political compass are supposedly tools of the Jews
Maybe there's something to this
O say can you see, O say can you see,
O say can you see O say can you see O say can,
O say can you see O say can you see O,
O say can you see O say can, you see O say can you see?
O say can you see O, say can you see O say,
O say can you see O say can you see O;
O say can you see-O say can you see
O say can you see O say can you see O say can?
>>tfw comfortably ignorant of reality in the center
really made me think
>>73443724
No, read "My mate Tones"
Picking up cigarettes finally has helped me curb my vaping addiction.
Best decision I've ever made in my life. I found help, and you can too.
This thread impressed me.I will be back.
>>73443728
>giving you freedom and free shit is the jews
>>73443724
not in the mood
gonna reread primary colors
>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Having sex with Spinelli behind the gym. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the last part of childhood I got left.
>>73443728
Think about it.
Jews control the Libertarians.
Jews control the Commies.
Jews control the neocons.
Jews control the bleeding heart leftists.
Radical centrist is the only way to go.
>>73443748
>free
>>73443728
Centrism is a tool of the jews, Macron the acclaimed French centrist worked for the Rothschilds and other self proclaimed centrists like Blaire leave their country in ruins
Heroin? That's not my jam. What really gets me off is getting people addicted to it. Now that's the high that you won't ever die from.
>>73443753
>tfw no memories
if you dont have a revolutionary mindset, dont talk to me
>>73443745
Tomoko a cute
>>73443753
tfw Spinolli will never bully you
The far right is a tool by the Jews to demonize anything that isn't the far left
The far left is a tool by the Jews to turn all goyim into a beige slave race.
>when the revolution ends up killing the revolutionaries
>>73443723
women shouldn't consume alcohol anyways
Buds I've been having thoughts
Should I jerk off?
>>73443797
>Apache attack helicopter
>>73443812
>>73443815
No. Only jerk off if you're really horny. I don't want to tell you this again!
Is it me or are there a shitton of gorge/Greater Portland area posters in /cum/?
>>73443815
yes
I control /cum/
you are my puppets
>>73443815
only if you think of me
All creation is because of the big guy upstairs
>>73443835
i'm my own man
>>73443830
I think it's just us.
There's also a Eugene poster.
Take the Baudetpill
>>73443835
Coup d'etat bitch!
Take the Greenpill
Is is gay to stand naked in front of a mirror and masturbate to the sight of yourself masturbating? Asking for a friend.
>>73443857
who is this cuck
>>73443844
are you seulgi?
the ultimate pill is the fish oil pill tbqhwyf
>>73443868
perfectly normal
>not taking the FredPill
fascists are far more respectable than most right wingers because they recognise the need to liquidate the ruling classes
>>73443868
only in california
>>73443885
Gummies aren't pills, dumdum
>>73443860
are you local or transplant
i desperately want to meet another sentient alien race and i want to know if they care as much as humans do about patterns
>cuck
He is the most alpha politician in existence currently, shame he was born in the Netherlands and not in the US
Masturbating daily prevents many forms of illness.
>>73443900
then why did my mom tell me to take them while I was sick, stupid
>>73443914
to get you to shut up
>>73443926
how about YOU shut up
busiest music nerd here
>>73443934
got you good admit it
>>73443942
wrong
medicine shouldnt taste good
>Masturbating daily prevents many forms of illness.
>>73443926
how about YOU shut up
>>73443939
but where's the shart?
>Penisylvania
>>73443947
enjoy your prostate cancer. at least you can cope with superpowers or whatever you retards believe
The only thing wrong with genetically altered plants is the companies who own them
>>Penisylvania
>>73443947
i want that shirt
stealth powerlevel display because you can tell your tinder date you like matt furie's comics
you guys ever put bacon grease on your cereal?
>>73443944
>>73443947
ahhh, the good ol' /cum/ indirect reply poster
how I have missed you
>enjoy your prostate cancer.
Sexual proclivities are the biggest distraction to the ascension of man.
My greatness will not be expelled out into a napkin every day. It will grow inside me. Day by day until my body is filled to the brim, and only then will I unleash it upon the world.
>>73443982
holy shit what's wrong with that guy? what disease is that?
>>73443906
We are home grown freedom fighters, tired of the tyranny and fascism, let a new republic rise from the ruin! Fuck yeah!
>>73443852
Oh, at least there's 2 of us!
*turns on Just the 2 of us by Will Smith"
>>73443969
"No."