/brit/

anime

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susan

Business idea: make a mud hut in my back garden

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i remember when 2am brit was prime brit

I deserve a gf, and I shouldn't have to work for it either

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this is nice thread

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night lads
somebody tuck me in?

aaaand mangaaaa

>>73440678
Why? Literally what the fuck is the appeal of drinking alcohol. I've tried it and it's horrible

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>>73440712

1. Life is a continuum. Gametes (sperm and oocyte) link generations.

2. The germline. As oocytes and sperm form, their imprints – epigenetic changes from the parents’ genomes – are lifted.

3. The fertilized ovum. Of the hundreds of sperm surviving the swim upstream to the oocyte, one jettisons its tail and nuzzles inside the much larger cell, which becomes an ovum, completing its own meiosis. A fertilized ovum = conception.

4. Pronuclei merge, within 12 hours. After fertilization, the packets of DNA from male and female — the pronuclei — approach, merge, and the intermingling chromosomes pair and part, as the first mitotic division looms. A new human genome forms.

5. Cleavage. Divisions ensue. The cells of an 8-celled embryo (day 3) have not yet committed to becoming part of the embryo “proper” (one with layers) or the supportive membranes. Such a cell can still, on its own, develop.

6. End of the first week. The embryo implants in the uterine lining.

7. Day 16. The gastrula. Tissue layers form, first the ectoderm and endoderm, then the sandwich filling, the mesoderm. Each layer gives rise to specific body parts.

8. Day 14. The primitive streak forms, classically the first sign of a nervous system and when some nations set the deadline for no longer using human embryos in experiments.

9. Day 18. The heart beats.

10. Day 28. The neural tube closes, within which the notochord, preliminary to the spinal cord, will form, while the bulge at the top will come to house the brain. If the tube doesn’t close completely, a neural tube defect (anencephaly, spina bifida, and a few others) results.

11. End of week 8. The embryo becomes a fetus, all structures present in rudimentary form.

12. Week 14 or thereabouts. “Quickening,” the flutter a woman feels in her abdomen that will progress to squirms and kicks from within.

13. Week 21. A fetus has a chance of becoming a premature baby if delivered.

14. Birth.


life begins at step 9 btw

*knocks on the door*
*you answer it*
Yes, might you have ordered a Yank bf?
*you nod timidly, sweating*
Hi, my names Chad. You're pretty cute!
*sweating intensifies*

Thus your new life begins...

i enjoy telling leafs to foy

a firm reminder that they'll always be yanks rather than an esteemed member of the british commonwealth that they'd like to be

>>73440726
hmmmmm
setting off my fedoralord sensors but also my underage sensors

very impressive

>>73440726
'eed

no one's going to read those you bellends

Business idea: duvet sandwich
have one duvet on top of the mattress and you lie on that, and then on top of you have another duvet
thus keeping you nice and warm in winter

Rorkes hate Muslims because they remind them of themselves.

Anti-women, anti-gay, anti-secular, anti-openness.

>>73440738
radical 13ist here

>>73440770
Duvets Should Not Exist And Cannot Be Explained. idk how anyone sleeps in such heat, I'm sorry but I'm out

>>73440755
>>73440760
am I an atheist or a muslim, make your mind up boys

>>73440810
could be either

definitely a child though

>>73440810
*tips turban*

Que ganas de fumarme un faso.............algún pirata que tenga y convide no sean forros

>>73440779
i think you meant to say: Decent people hate Islam because it's obscene

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>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*

>>73440804
fatty

>>73440804
fatty fatty

>>73440840
thought i met a muslim once but he was actually indian haha

Do people outside of third world countries like Ireland really oppose abortion? Baffling tbqh.

Everyone here is a man so it's not like it affects us.

@73440779
ok roastie

do you consider yourself an intellectual?

>>73440738
reckon i could karate chop right through a step 9 baby without even putting down my tea

una vela.................

>>73440847
>>73440857
listen here you stupid weasels, i may be a disgusting deformed waste of breath, but I'm an extremely skeletal one. you're fucking dead.

>>73440895
doesn't matter, it's just a fact of life

>>73440887
>indians cant be muslims

unless it was one of your indians you're a retard and if you call aboriginal yanks indians you're also a retard

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all really silly lads, this is the last time i try to buy this

wish I was born a girl desu

How do the Moody Blues seem so popular and obscure at the same time?

that christmas gingerbread has gone stale

its time to chew ass and kick bubblegum

got one of those cuts on the corner of my mouth that won't heal because it reopens every time i open my mouth

>>73440950
good luck mate i was cross on your behalf x

>>73440912
indians aren't terrorists

wish i had some chicken nuggets or bites or something to put in the oven

literally my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZwIG1N0P0

>>73440997
why so serious?

im a good looking tall man

womyn objectify so much. i get shit tested so fucking hard

>>73440997

put some vaseline or moisturiser on it

>>73440997
it will heal eventually, god bless

>>73441028
shut the fuck up

>>73441028
post face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWH0wPzzhtw

>>73441001
I have mozzarella sticks(the real deal with mozzarella) but you'll have to swim over here to get them.

Gonna put me some of them babies in the hot oven right now. Thanks for reminding me.

>>73441058
never will, I know Im good looking though

haitiANO

>>73441028
if you're actually a real person and not a troll, you're literally kardashian-tier reprehensible

>>73441090
don't believe you

>>73440999
thanks lad means a lot

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>>73441058

i vaguely remember 190 cm letting slip that he's a virgin lately
good 2 hours? don't think so sweetie

REQUIRE a danish gf

>>73441096
>if you're actually a real person

obviously im real.

>>73441000
all muslims are terrorists and therefore, as the second largest religion in india, lots of indians are terrorists too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EWbonj7f18

nostalgia tune

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when will "virgin" stop being an insult for men lads?

lisicki is a nigger called Daniel Fisher

Liking The Day Today. Were i not so angry and edgy i daresay i'd be chuckling severely

By the way don't call my kingdom a country.

may Allah bless this thread

So how goes the sharia law?

>>73441209
It's the bomb diggy bomb ba dang da dang diggy diggy

>>73441209
Halal

>>73441235
not impressed, get rid of it

got the noose ready

will be gone from ths world at 6am

>>73441248
good luck

>>73441247
why are you so confrontational

>>73441165
most girls consider virginity cute or even a good thing if by some astonomical coincidence you manage to be one while also being good looking, like our good friend lisicki here

>Amsterdam + Paris + ?? (maybe Normandy for WWII stuff?)
>Prague + Vienna + Bratislava
>Madrid + Barcelona (maybe somewhere else as well)
>Rome + Florence + Naples
>London + Bath + Edinburgh
What's the best trip from this list for 7 - 10 days?

>>73441235
*stands on the side of her shoe*

https://youtu.be/FibK1154Gjg

new reviewbrah

>>73441260
what did you call me?

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>>73441150
not necessarily

i don't see what your point is here

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olro lods

>>73441271
the gf and i are going to vienna and bratislava in July

>>73441291
it means aggressive, hostile, or argumentative

opinons on Arsenalfan tv?

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>>73441260
hes a new redditflagger (+ virgin) and wants attention

>>73441299
love this post

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>>73441261
>tfw only average looking

>>73441301
Nice, I almost went to Bratislava last summer but I ended up in Eastern Slovakia instead.

>>73441254
thnk you

ill hnk of you when i go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRbMP3cJqHU

tune

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weed fags btfo

would post a pic of me on /brit/ (i'm not bad looking) but i don't want to become a meme

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>he's here

>>73441372
>marijuana related deaths

like what

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honestly find moon tims sadder than his 4 selfie sets

>>73441329
you'll regret that (but you are half right tbf)

fashy aesthetics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB8Ci7X5HUU

>>73441395
traffic you stoner fuck

>be me

just ironically ate an entire packet of peanut m&ms ama

>>73441401
on a serious note though, why are all male weed smokers effeminate?

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>>73441299

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going to bed

goodnight lads :3

>>73441467
weed is inherently pacifying compared to most drugs
t. sophist

>>73441227
I thought it would be wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity whack

brit/his/

>>>/his/2641470

wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally werl'

"Fiery Worcester sauce & sun-dried tomato" popcorn
It's a no from me

molyneux really earnestly thinks he's going to be in some philosophy textbook in the future when all he does is regurgitate arguments made by philosophers ages ago and acting like the counter arguments that have been made since then don't exist

>>73441467
Never thought this but It's kind of true 2bh

Even the most masculine in body stoners have the most effeminate style and mannerisms as if they imagined themselves as the lead singer of The Cure (not like Morrissey; he somehow passes as a masculine effeminate gay man).

listening to dire straits lads

>>73441569
No one wanted to post in your shitty thread 8 hours ago and they don't wanna do it now

>>73441605
he's basically ayn rand except he doesn't write books

>>73441605
DEFOOing will be the height of philosophical genius in thirty years time

>>73441639
Do you reckon he's literate?

>>73441627
Their better contemporaries are The Moody Blues 2bh.

>>73441639
Read somewhere that he was made fun of endlessly for being an objectivist in college.

>>73441627
just finished improvising on the ol' guitar over iron maiden for the past half hour or so

the only thing i hate about playing guitar is that it zaps the time away, i could spend all day playing the guitar but i have to post on /brit/ and read textbooks and stuff

have some very degenerate and gay thoughts when im stoned sometimes

>>73441653
wish i knew how to play the guitar, i'd definitely be able to get a gf then haha

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eats YET ANOTHER piece of raw ground beef, laughs heartily at the 3rd world country e-colicucks who can't enjoy this delicacy

>>73441643
he didn't even come up with that, cults have been doing it for ages

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>tfw no Jennie gf

>>73441625
Morrissey is gay?

>>73441672
Weirdly it's truer than I'd expected, think some girls just like the fact that someone can actually do something, anything at all, and instruments are gr8 fun

>>73441702
always thought it might be kinda cool to be a theme park mascot

>>73441672
you'd be surprised how it gets you to meet people. if you find out someone plays an instrument you can ask them if they want to jam sometime and it gets you out of the house. jams are a bit awkward if you're not around the same skill level but you can always do something

Really miss the 90s lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

>>73441704
hes an asexual virgin

watching robin sepult at 1.5x speed

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>>73441639
>except he doesn't write books

>>73441744
bunch of auts

>>73441708
Girls want the guy who's the center of attention

>>73441720
know someone who worked in a theme park for a little bit one Summer - they were meant to share a bunch of fairly menial jobs on rotor but made the most boring low-energy guy be mascot every day

>>73441708
i think being able to play an instrument makes you feel assured in yourself when you're playing it because you know you're on home turf playing it. and girls like guys who are self assured

>>73441770
relevant books i mean

>>73441770
>everyday anarchy
>practical anarchy
wtf i love molymeme now!

Wonder how many /brit/ regulars have committed suicide

I know there's at least one tonight

>>73441813
>I know there's at least one tonight
you?

>>73441826
No

>>73441248

I've PMed him and he's definitely going through with it.

Good luck to him

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I first met Ingrid at the Unitarian church we both went to. She was only a teenager and decided to join on her own along with her girlfriend, Angela. This was unusual because most of the teens in the church came with their parents and attended Youth RE classes. Ingrid sat amongst the adults and very comfortably mingled with everybody. After church we would go to lunch a popular Vietnamese restaurant. Years later, after graduating from college and starting her career, she was diagnosed with Bipolar disorder. It took her life in April 2015. We miss her dearly.

>>73441778
>>73441782
Probably an element of both of these as well. Find it hilarious when it's some drunk bloke strumming 3 chords, straining his face and closing his eyes before whispering the lyrics to 'Wonderwall'
Idk why the girls never go after the nice guys like me

om nom

Ay you know where the niggas be at right?
Take me to em

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Nathan, was a 16 year old, son, brother, grandson, and an uncle. He was a Christian, an honor student, and an athlete. He is our angel in heaven and is waiting for us to join him when it's our time. He was an amazing human being and the best son any parent could ever wish to have.

>>73441248
hanging is a horrible way to commit sudoku, you spent the last 30 seconds desperate for escape and full of regret

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>13:13
HRMMMMMMM

https://youtu.be/NYurJfUet_E#t=753

>>73441855
Well I'm sure once girls get to know the real you you'll get lots of dates :)))

>gf wants to go out tomorrow
>I just want to stay home, watch barça game and shitpost
life is suffering lads

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>>73441877
Pretty sure he's already gone m8

I was with him the entire time

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On Saturday April 2, 2011 God Called Another Angel Home.
Rest In Peace Felicity Elaine.
We lost Felicity Elaine on April 2, 2011 to suicide, she was only 14 years old. Felicity was a vibrant amazing teen with outstanding athletic ability! She loved all sports (basketball, volleyball and softball) and cheerleading and adored her horses! Felis could light up a room with her smile and was super out going and loved by everyone who met her!

>>73441888
Yeah thanks I'm pretty sensitive and it's intimidating for a lot of vapid women but I'd never disrespect a lady like >>73441896 this pig here

>>73441846
>>73441876
>>73441922
Can you stop posting these? Thanks.

codeine is such a shit painkiller

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Kameron was a blessing to all who loved him. He was the same as any young boy. They are all loved, they are all our sons. They all have dreams, they all have fears. They sometimes cry and sometimes hide their tears

>>73441970
big chin Tbh

>>73441883
lul

>>73441919
how did you know him?

were there any muslims in europe during the 1940s?

what would hitler have done with them?

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Lauren German? Why yes, I do happen to be a fan.

absolutely hate my paki machine learning professor. he disabled notifications for when he puts assignments up on the course website because he "didn't want to annoy people". he's such a rattish little faggot and i hate him so much, his personality is everything i hate. also for the first half of the course he had bias and variance mixed up and graded my assignments accordingly until i called him on it. he doesn't even have a phd

>>73441845
>>73441919
you're not serious?

>>73441934
:/
barça x juve is more important than training gf

>>73442025
shut the fuck up you coddled runt

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>Lauren German? Why yes, I do happen to be a fan.

>>73441992
I knew him for about 30 minutes

A sensitive and damaged man.

May God guide his soul.

>>73442043
i don't want to be coddled. theory of automata was a million times harder and i actually enjoyed it because the professor (old white guy, hmmm...) actually knew his shit

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>machine learning

Just bought 'ery Ian Fleming book except Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

>>73442036
>training gf

fucking lmao it makes me laugh how quick some guys are to identify their gfs as practice gfs

I would literally never do this, and I'm a low empathy person most the time. What would she feel if she heard you admit this?

to 'cide or not to 'cide that is the question

why do russian women universally have huge tits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIKnsmrr-k

>>73442080
to 'cide is generally the better option

>>73442079
iktf. i used to think like that and only about half a year ago i realized how psychopathic i was

>16 degrees out
fuck off

>>73442105
C or F

>>73442036
Yeah I bet you're right lad, large part of the reason I don't even want a gf haha
good luck neek

>>73442086
they dont

UNILAD
UNILAD Gaming
UNILAD Tech
UNILAD Grub
UNILAD Sport

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>>73442079
>What would she feel
jesus fuck i CAN'T stop laughing AHAHAHAHA

>americans

Not a single 'cide poster is actually 'cidal. Just attention whoring. You're all far too narcissistic to actually do it.

Now, I'm not saying you shouldn't kill yourselves, you definitely should you worthless cunts, I'm just saying you're all too cowardly.

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>Lauren German? Why yes, I do happen to be a fan

>>73442120
>this projecting
hurts, huh

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>Lauren German? Why yes, I do happen to be a fan.

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>me? celcius? fie, i only use meme measurement scales such as fartenheit. sirrah!

is it gay to suck a dick with your eyes closed

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phone will be delivered tomorrow at 3 (requires signature).

i have class at 3

>>73442172
depends on your sex

>>73442151
>>73442167
hmmm yes definitely not a samefag no siree

>>73442140
It's a normalfag meme to out anyone seeking attention as narcissistic. Some people do need it. These 'cries for help' are valid rational decisions within the mindset of a suicidal person.

>>73442187
oral

>>73442157
What! Have you coaxed me into a snafu? cheeky scoundrel mong, go back to /sp/

>>73442193
don't care soft cunt

>>73442140
you typed this with tears in your eyes ;^(

>>73442193
ever so slightly soft if i do say so (and i do)

>>73442193
>03:33:33
hmmm not bad, not bad at all

>>73442210
How are the suicide thoughts bro? XD I hope you don't "almost" kill yourself tonight! nerd, cheeky mongrel! idiot! stupid hahaha

fuck my arse

It has been exactly 1 year, 5 months and 5 days since I last had sex

cheeky mongrel

>>73442281
good post

>>73442191
wasnt even a 1minute time inbetween them so it cant be samefag, it actually wasnt

Business idea: Start referring to roasties as guttercunts

>>73442287
i always get a bit anxious once i pass the year mark. don't think i've ever been that long though, longest was 13-14 months

>>73442287
FONT

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jet lagged lads

>thundering and hot as fuck
might batter god desu

cheeky nonce xD

>>73442303
can you come down here and call the girl singing in the apartment next door that

It has been exactly 50 seconds since my last (you)

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>>73442256
im not sure... d-doing a poo?

Screen just went orange

>>73442338
you are out of control

>>73442368
That's because the screen turned off trump

>>73441970

>Kameron was a child of The Most High God

wish stoners would fucking off themselves desu

the only question now is whether to make a coffee and try to stay up til the afternoon, or ride it out and sleep at like 6am, wake up at gone mid day.

>>73442382
Wat

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me and the boys

thank you for always making me laugh

that's why i love lads here :)

My final meal before I leave the country in 12 hours: Two fillets of Captain Birdseye's finest battered cod

>>73442327
flash backs to staying in my ex's apartment in Hamilton, ON. Crazy storms one night and loads of rain, the air was humid as fuck though. I saw some raccoons that night. We walked to tims in the pissing rain at like 1.30AM and I had a Italian Meat Sandwich. So much really good sex. That was probably literally the best period of my life. Didnt ask for thise feels

>>73442468
is this for terminology or are these all different things?

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>>73442489
:)

>>73442422
Which one is you?

>>73442468
>when the write speed of even the shittest old school USB 2.0 memory sticks is about 50x your countries average download speed on home internet

must feel very bad

but that projection was way too evident 2bh

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>>73442561
not funny

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ed?

>>73442548
Did a vomit t b h

*blocks your path*

>>73442626
don't say that..

>>73442641
>that..
HAHA I JUST DID

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>>73442626
that's mean my good friend....

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breakfast?

>>73440702
Hello yes I would like to buy out your company. We simply can't handle another competitor

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>>73442588
Hahaha hey lad could you download this for me thanks hahahaha

Photon

>>73442691
bad post

anyway I'm off
try not to kill yourselves everybody

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>>73442673
you call that a breakfast? this is a breakfast

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World Peace was pure kino
especially the second scene which looks like Deus Ex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ8hkjsEzS0

business idea: sell business ideas

>>73442722
business idea: buy business ideas

>>73442722
>>73442738
that'll never take off, where would you possibly find a market for people mindlessly peddling business ideas?

>>73442738
looks like we could partner up. i'll be selling business ideas 4 for a fiver or 10 for a tenner.

>>73442752
>mindlessly

they're top quality business ideas and if you carry on slating my merch like that, i'll have you up in court for slander, mate.

business idea: making friends

business idea: punishing enemies

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business idea: use business ideas as a business to get elected, so I can end business ideas as a business

>>73442892
Businessception! XD

might have an early night

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>>73442913
ackshually i was making a reference to a video game, but hey that's a good gimmick!

>>73442892
PLAYED BALL YA KNOW
COULDA GON PRO YA KNOW

>>73442892
MAKIN THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES

>>73442999
can't make the mother of all omelettes when you've put all your eggs in your egg baskets t b h

>>73442955
might shit on you from a height

>>73442987
yea for some cushy ivy league team

might drive maccas get brekie

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every American brand other than Tesla is complete rubbish

Honda is my favourite for consumer vehicles (not luxury)

what do brits do for fun

>>73443079
suicide

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>>73443079
have a wank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>73443079
Drink and drugs

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>>73443137
>a bat + cat hybrid

>this video sharing platform that gives me charity in exchange for using their service is reducing the sum I receive
>THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WOULDN'T LAST FOREVER

need a THICC gf lads

>>73443079
watch peep show

>>73442684

will quote this post whenever i want to say hmm

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wow.......

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how can white women even compete?

>>73442681
Haha okay.

*Makes another mud hut company*

>>73443239
black women are pretty gross irl

willy is hard lads

>>73443227
wtf mum!

Putting sushi vinegar on fish is p. tits lads. I encourage you all to give it a shot.

just invented a new meme, I call it "cuckio"

>>73443252
everytime i post this picture there's always a canadian flag who says that black women are gross irl.
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/73312010/#73312555
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/73276613/#73277073

>>73443304
hilo cuckio!

>>73443304
what does it mean

>>73443333

alri lads, back from the club yeah

brought back this fine thing, yeah

was fooling around, right, and then she stops and says she's tired yeah?

What did she mean by that tho?

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>>73443353
>manlets

>>73443305
all me
had a black girl text me the day after we fucked to tell me she MIGHT have an STD

lucky I got tested and was clean, doctor gave me some meds just in case to clear anything up.

is 179 cm really considered a manlet?

>>73443336
use it as you wish but don't forget it

thailad, gonna need your service on my question

>>73443381
did you not wear a condom?

desu i think that's more a sign not to sleep with people without getting to know them well first.

>>73443227
how do we teach accountability to millennials
they think they can do no wrong and everything bad is someone elses fault

just been to new world to get some special k, lindt truffles, unsalted peanuts and sparkling water, among other things
told the cashier i voted remain and justified my choice with several reasonable arguments
stupid fucking bitch didnt have a clue i actually voted leave and knew that each of the arguments i presented could be easily proven false
silly fucking bitch

i'm actually 5'11.75 but i round up and say i'm 6'
:DDDDDD

>>73443410
I was more referring to anyone that would go through the procedure, but yeah, anyone under 7ft is a manlet.
>>73443414
>I'm sobering up and I regret this decision.

>>73443429
it's too late as they're all adults now
just have to ride it out

at least gen z is turning out to be based

>>73443447
I'm actually 6'4.5 but I round up to 6'5 haha

>>73443468
i hate you

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>>73443453
They'll wise up

8'11" here hahaha *Swings my big tree arms at you* move aside!

I'm actually 5'8 but I round up to 10' haha

>>73443491
why does he look so sad?

>>73443429
>implying (((they))) aren't responsible for all my problems

>>73443422
I did but I got checked anyway to be safe
I've dated a black girl before that and while she was cute she could smell REALLY bad sometimes and honestly while I thought she was one of the "smart" ones when we first met, she turned out to be incredibly thick and annoying to be around.
she also liked Harry Potter and forced me to go see capeshit which is a turnoff.

the only girl I've ever dated who I felt like I had a real connection with was Welsh and we would have physical fights sometimes which was sexy as fuck desu

>>73443509
Just clocked the German brand of camera as it was being taken.

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>>73443527
>the only girl I've ever dated who I felt like I had a real connection with was Welsh and we would have physical fights sometimes which was sexy as fuck desu

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>>73443491
>tfw 22
into the Abyss now boys

>>73443556
You're just ahead of your time.
https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

>>73443554
she was the kid of girl who would constantly try to scratch you and grab your balls/stick her fingers in your ass while fucking so I'd have to hold her arms all the time or tie her up

Why don't they just kill the Borg with swords and shit?

>>73443638
>>73443638

alri new thread so I can post my green text from tonight

>>73443614
you sure know how to pick them, anon.
me, i've never had any crazy girlfriends.
i've actually never had any girlfriends.
i've never kissed a girl.
i've never had any meaningful 1 on 1 time with a girl.

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>>73443554
>americans know what a welsh person is

>>73441372
Correllation =/= causation except for the traffic accidents.

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>>73443670