2018 Lincoln navigator edition
/quebec/
why does my volume down key do nothing and m volume up key highlights the url?
my fn key isn't on
Girl wants me to go to her place later but it's a bit of a shithole.
did lincoln deserve to be shot y/n
Take the Utahpill
I so do declare this post in the name of my fellow /dixie/ posters.
7th ish for there is absolutely nothing wrong with having dreams about men
Daily reminder that you're all very cute!~ <3
>12k upboats on leddit today
>they still find this amusing
>>73439007
no I'm hot, get it right jeez
>>73439007
*handsome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ngIL8j6pIA
W E E N I E
E
E
N
I
E
>>73439007
I'm the cutest
>>73438990
Stop dating black chicks
i'll be his weenie wife
Deporting hard working immigrants is the most unamerican thing I can think of
>>73439017
Eww, can we refrain from posting this pedophile?
>>73439034
twinks get out
>>73439044
She could just marry for the greencard
I'm available ;)
deporting qt latins is the most unamerican thing I can think of
>>73439061
>:3
Americans, I have arrived
>>73439044
You obviously don't know america that well then.
Do NOT deport THICC latinas
>>73439068
Hi funland
>>73439035
She's not black. I'd never date a negress.
>>73439068
about time
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
>>73439068
only handsome people so no finns i watch hockey
>>73439044
Fuck Drumpf
just got kicked off the plane
>Americans, I have arrived
https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/
Faith in humanity restored! :'D
>I drive a Lincoln
>>73439100
Hello, Eagleland! I don't any any new memes though
>>73439102
Lewd and gay. Reminds me of my time in Chicago
>>73439104
Well I still like you, anon.
my dad can beat up your dad
>I drive
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/netherlands-men-holding-hands_us_58e3c151e4b0f4a923b24fd5?section=us_queer-voices
>Faith in humanity restored! :'D
I KNOW A PAHA SAPA
SHE OWNS A SHIT POST
SHE POSTS MORE ANYTHING
FROM SHITPOSTS DOWN
My dad can sue your dad.
why does my volume down key do nothing and my volume up key highlights the url?
my fn key isn't on
>>73439145
go back to flippin finnerland with your kiddy bear meme me kid
God bless America.
+
my dad can charm his way out of any fight
just saw someone being mean in a youtube video
faith in humanity lost AGAIN
will keep you updated
>>73439186
I'm NOT a girl
Phone posting fucjinf sucks
>>73439068
Why are you awake finnbro
It's not good to stay up so late!
>>73439219
thanks
Any other Chinese Canadians here?
man FUCK anime
Taking a big ol poopoo
>>73439262
color?
>>73439275
this
>>73439221
you are, well, a girl (male)
>>73439276
Bit green desu
Not a good sign
>>73439241
literally every canadian
>>73439287
No I'm a male (male)
>heavy rain all week
Heh I guess I wanted to stay inside the hotel anyway...not like I wanted to go hiking...
;_;
>>73439285
what is she holding?
>>73439308
I wish, the takeover is taking forever
>>73439007
I'm not cute I'm grotty
>hiking in a tropical environment
>>73439318
hot dogs
>>73439318
Hamburgers, a sandwich of German origins which is incredibly popular in the US
>>73439338
Everybody is cute!
>>73439311
then i'll be your weenie wife
>>73439344
Are you fat or something
>>73439312
tropical weather whatcha gonna do am i rite
>>73439312
What is there to do in Taiwan?
>>73439335
Someday brother, someday
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>>73439378
The great outdoors
Succin toes
Eating food
I failed
I am a failure
>>73439361
I already have a Bf
>>73439398
t. Loves black on white porn
>>73439406
>Succin toes
>>73439406
>Succin toes
Take off the proxy, Footkraut
>tfw no Nancy Pelosi gf
How much more proof do you need?
there's an awful lot of dumb fucking shit stains in this thread
>tfw female (male)
>>73439456
I'm Taiwanese
pretty good song lads
https://youtu.be/r4G0nbpLySI
>>73439467
ya and ur 1 OF THEM!!!! XDDD
>>73439044
>Crossing the border is a crime
I always find it hilarious how people keep falling for that meme. That is such a massive half-truth. In any case, crossing and getting caught or living here and getting caught is nothing more than a civil penalty. It's crossing multiple times or getting caught multiple times rather is when it becomes "criminal".
>mfw footkraut can't risk feetposting cause he can't change his ip anymore
>>73439497
k y s
>tfw female (female)
>>73439513
not an argument
>bf wants me to have a feminine penis instead of a pussy tonight
*sighs*
>not an argument
>>73439520
I have yet to see proof and I do not believe you. quit roleplaying
>>73439506
>can't change ip on a mobile network
Are you dumb or some shit
I'm just on my phone
>>73439520
Please sit on my face.
>>73439536
still not an argument
>>73439520
marry me pls
>>73439559
Enjoy your ban.
:^)
>>73439228
I work nights, American qt anon
'515
wasn't aware chinks were capable of hearing
>crossing the border illegally is not a crime
Not falling for this bait.
>still not an argument
>>73439559
JANNIES
>Posts on the internet
>Claims to be female
>Turns out to be male
Good stuff
I can't believe it's not an argument
>>73439135
>He doesn't drive a Lincoln
Best car in its class
...the cold never bothered me anyway...
really need to poo lads
Why did nobody tell me about the United Airlines thing
This is a fucking goldmine what reality am I in
This kills the spic.
>>73439583
Except it isn't bait:
8 U.S. Code § 1325 - Improper entry by alien
(b) Improper time or place; civil penalties: Any alien who is apprehended while entering (or attempting to enter) the United States at a time or place other than as designated by immigration officers shall be subject to a civil penalty of—
(1) at least $50 and not more than $250 for each such entry (or attempted entry); or
(2) twice the amount specified in paragraph (1) in the case of an alien who has been previously subject to a civil penalty under this subsection.
Civil penalties under this subsection are in addition to, and not in lieu of, any criminal or other civil penalties that may be imposed.
>>73439649
Do you live in a hole in the ground?
>californians shooting each other again
3 hours until I have to submit my project
gonna play a round of overwatch
>living in the US illegally is not illegal
>>73439686
>americans shooting each other again
>>73439686
It's good to know Californians are enjoying freedom in it's entirety.
>>73439670
yes
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh christ i swore I wouldn't be a failure and here I am a failure
>american entertainment
>>73439704
This shit doesn't happen in "flyovers"
>tfw no American bf
>>73439664
It's almost like the last part of it makes your entire argument retarded
>mexican entertainment
>>73439007
I fucking adore Canadians
She texted me again and asked me if I can come over right now. What could she possibly mean by this? Also I'm going now, so see you buds later.
>>73439739
But it doesn't. Show me the part where it says there's a criminal penalty for simply crossing the border. Protip: won't, can't, shan't.
>>73439752
>chacal(gay)
>>73439686
Good thing that magazine restriction was there to stop him from shooting those children
>>73439786
explain
>>73439755
Hehe~
>>73439786
What does it mean
>it is illegal to live in the US
I despise each and every one of you sub humans
please kill me
>>73439833
Not yet
>girl breathes in my direction
>>73439848
hate when they do that desu
>>73439848
Vape at her. Works every time.
MattyB Raps
So are the splinter generals our puppets in the greater plot to wipe /brit/ off /int/ for good, or are they against us?
The greatest canadian tune in this last decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
>>73439947
/midwest/ is dead because nobody likes the Midwest
/dixie/ is full of bongs
>girls breath at him
GET THE FUCK OUT CHADS
>>73439947
>the cascadia poster worrying about splintering
>>73439798
>>73439818
I'ts used to describe assholes and douches.
I'm guessing in the gay community is used for porn involving some sort of domination/abuse fetish.
tl;dr
Getting fucked by a douche is hot for some gay mexicans
The greatest and most moving scene in American cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg8UTBphE7A
>tfw it will take a few weeks for you penis and balls to return to normal
Well guess my balls will be called biggie small till then
>i suffer because girls like me
>>73440029
ahahahahaah like the rapper ahahahahhaah
>>73440011
I hate """men""" that do shit like this desu.
>>73440081
sorry I don't speak spanish
>dixie thread is a day old now
why cant they just let it die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkY-RtqiE_k
*speak spanish to confuse you more*
>>73439559
nice soles
>>73440104
Pahá Sápa posts there what a fucking traitor. Let's sanction you's to that benedict arnold
*nuzzles the dane*
>>73440135
*furrows my brow*
we speak American here, son
>>73440158
reported
>>73440159
>he gives namefags (you)s to begin with
*posts*
>>73440174
*Blushes and cuddles*
>>73440231
*replies*
Rate my poem.
>Money money money
>Vague stress
>What will the future hold
>Money money money
>Not that
>>73440231
reported
I keep putting on a sweater and then taking it off.
This weather is very confusing.
*punches you but in my imagination*
The House of Saud shall pay dearly for their alliance with the Jewish state and the great Satan
For me, it's HP sauce. The best condiment.
>>73440251
i find the asian the qt'est, uh-oh
>>73440276
>canadians eat harry penis sauce
you can't make this stuff up
>Canada
Reported
>>73440276
>>73440242
>>73440178
>>73440159
>>73440127
RYS (Rake Your Self)
>>73440303
>harry
these henrico posts have gotten very confusing lately
>>73440246
>>73440300
Well i guess you have a small brain
>>73440314
All me
wew lads
>>73440314
This is my general. This general was made for me. How about you get out you stupid fucking yank? Christ. It's /cum/, not /unitedstates/. You fucking yanks are all the same. BE AMERICAN GET SHART HAHAHAHHA FUCK YANKS I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH I FUCKING FUCK HATE FUCKING YOU GO FUCKING GET SHOT YOU STUPID. FUCKING. YANK.
>>73440276
>eating expired food
>>73440331
If I was the janitor I'd rule this general with an iron fist and delete every bad post
it'd be marvelous
>>73440349
we are on the best timeline
Reminder to ignore red zone posters
>>73440349
alex jones is literally hitler
>>73440358
*takes you to bed and gives you warm milk*
>>73440362
hp sauce has vinegar in it it doesn't expire
trust me, i am a foodmen
>tfw you kill 4000 ticks every week
>>73440362
Condiments don't go bad. I have a bottle of Dijon mustard that expired about 3 years ago, still use it from time to time
>YOU TALKIN TO ME?
>>73440376
cochino
how does this song makes you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
>>73440376
follow what this guy says he's right
>>73440421
what about dijon ketchup
>>73440421
Dijon mustard is a top tier condiment selection.
>>73440445
too rich for me
mustard actually ages like wine
>tfw no qt3.14 thicc gf sitting on my face right now
>watches video about autism
>realizes that I do a lot of the things they say autistic people do
pals the date bailed on me, said she had to reschedule
I was going to just take that as a rejection, but the buds convinced me to get back to her and she actually rescheduled
What's the chance that she ditches again?
the gfs
i wanted to say that you're kind of cute, anon.
>>73440427
>>73440376
these are good though
Should I ask my doctor if I have autism?
Guys, I don't want to brag but Finland just called me cute.
>So I led him on and at the last second I TOLD HIM I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE
>Oh my GOD Jamie, youre so mean I love it!
>capping your own posts
>>73440570
What? show me, I wanna see
>>73440553
I'm one of the worst posters on /int/ though
>>73440570
That's because you're cute! And you sound nice
>>73440439
they did it
>>73440583
nothing wrong with doing that if it's a particularly good one
>>73440615
thats a lot of fluff
>As many as 40% of people with autism never speak.
this can't be accurate.
>>73440524
very high lad
sorry
>>73440523
nice
>girl presents project in class today
>her computer background is her feeding her horse
Truly a horrible thread.
All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
>he doesn't degrease his pizza
https://youtu.be/UQbI76qFU6g
Try getting cultured you fucking swines
>>73440640
ah yes
>>73440655
is that horse cum?
>>73440640
Cute
>>73440640
one time I did a presentation with a chinese guy and when he plugged his laptop in it started making anime girl sound effects
>>73440665
well it is a roastie
>>73440686
kek
>>73440645
did he ever do one on frozen pizza? I can't find it and I need it bad
>>73440665
let the massive horse dick in that pic answer your question
73440580
I have nothing to lose in that situation
>she doesn't show
>nothing changes, but she gets ghosted
>she shows
>I get a date
>>73440597
we've been over this before, love
>>73440627
>>73440665
No, it's my cum.
love me
>>73439241
stay in vancouver or go back to china
>other guy presents project
>his computer background is a map of tsarist Russia that includes Alaska
>>73440769
love me
say that you love me
>>73440655
I reverse image searched this but couldn't find it until I added the keywords "horse cum"
people who prefer cats to dogs will be the first to hang on the day of the rope
>>73440778
What did you present
>>73440686
did you find out how to make it do that?
>>73440800
I present after Easter break
>>73440809
Print out a picture of your waifu and shove it in the disk drive
girls like horses because they have huge dicks and it feels like theyre getting fucked when they ride
https://youtu.be/G9crDjdIqZo
What ever happened to this guy?
So are we actually bombing North Korea now or what?
>>73440867
I am
I wish the US Air Force would bomb me
>>73440655
well horse milk tastes like van-WTF
i wish i had people to play games with
horse semen just tastes like hay, stop acting like its a big deal you fucking faggots
>>73440906
anon how do you know this
>>73440906
it tastes like salty coins and grass
>>73440897
What games?
>>73440809
http://www.internetexplorertan.com/home/
>>73440926
house on haunted hill and candy land
cum tastes like slightly salty egg whites
end my life
>>73440941
too many whites
Found clack my ass
Has anyone here actually tasted their own cum?
I tried it years ago, but I can't remember what it tastes like.
>>73440968
It's in Russia, anon. There isn't a single white person in the picture.
>>73440986
No, it's weird
Damn...
https://youtu.be/hdO6IqCAnaE
>>73440985
Sorry, but i'm not in this picture.
>>73440938
bookmarked
>Sorry, but i'm not in this picture.
hmmm
>>73440828
What's it gonna be about?
Pretty scary picture I found
>>73440946
yours or someone elses
obsessed
>>73441062
I've never tasted my own cum
>>73441054
The greatest city in Europe, Prague
>>73440986
yeah, but i don't recall it being that salty
>>73441059
it just doesn't get more obnoxious
>>73441080
how did someone elses end up in your mouth then
Just finished "Amagi Brilliant Park", lads
Fun anime, I honestly didn't expect much but I ended up having a good time watching it.
Also, Tiramie is cute. CUTE!
>>73441075
Based
>using my memes as a rebuttal
>>73441059
I wanna meet those dads.
>>73441101
I sucked my friend's dick as a prank
>>73441112
It's cringeworthy as shit.
kys idiot
I only posted it because I thought it was going to be funny.
I hate you so much.
>>73441106
it's just a cute girls doing cute things sorta show right?
>>73441081
>not Rome
Big D And The Kids Table is a great band
>>73441126
cuck
>he thinks he invented the obsessed meme
>>73441152
frig off
>302
>>73441136
It's a class on slavic culture but in many ways Prague was the third Rome. It used to be the largest city in Europe only behind Rome and Constantinople(the other Roman capitals) and it was the capital of the HRE and the official language was Latin
>agree to plans
>cancel last second
classic me haha
>>73441081
>>73441136
>not Daia Română
>>73439520
>>73440273
>The House of Saud shall pay dearly for their alliance with the Jewish state and the great Satan
>he typed while living in an Israeli vassal state
>>73441313
>you can't criticize your country
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
>>73441367
You can critique and criticize all you want but Isreal still dictates American foreign policy
Someone think of a good plot for the next shadowrun campaign I'm writing
>>73439991
>Worried about splintering
I've been in this general since April 2016. I am not worried in the slightest, LeIfunnyxDDD boy.
>>73441687
The bad guy is in love with their main character an just wants attention