/cum/

First for aluminum Switzerland.

second for fuck drimpf and fuck white people

>>73436474
at least be funny

ah yes the controlled opposition feedback loop of infowars->breitbart->altright twitter

haha, nice bubble you're living in there, chum. you should receive your information exclusively from huffington post, buzzfeed, and sassy twitter, like ME

>>73436504
Even the aussies has caught on, wake up america!

>>73436561
really stupid and pathetic strawman

idk why you think someone who can define "feedback loop" would frequent buzzfeed

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I NEED an asian gf

>>73436601
Top 12 Reasons Why This Nigger Is About To Catch These Hands

>>73436462
good thread

>>73436630
1. I have african-american heritage

>>73436472
... Only one's aspie anon.

>>73436629
I love how they retain their youthful look

how to become sexually frustrated

>>73436685
t. pedo

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>>73436685
>>73436701
>wanting an old hag

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>>73436685

>>73436728
you think this girl is pretty?

>>73436701
I said youthful not childish

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*shitposts in thread*

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>>73436760
Yes

>>73436767
We all know what you meant rasheed

this is my daily post in /cum/. pretend its a great and meaningful post.

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*blocks your path*

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>>73436524
I don't think funny was ever my aim. I was deranged back then. Rarely left my room, consumed little other than protein shakes, routinely stayed awake for days and abused copious amounts of amphetamines. The only reason I wrote that was because I kept on shitposting about primal beasts and started studying anthropology to expand on my strange obsession with the primal beast concept.

>>73436775
>Be German
Post in the same genre your country's porn is.

>>73436828
rude

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>>73436804
its ok
btw I like your cpu sockets

>>73436780
prettier, but id give this girl a 7/10

I am sexually frustrated

>>73436854
Is that a city? :o

>>73436827
how did you normalize from full blown schizo behaviour?

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>>73436848

Remember when it was a universal consequences that Alex Jones was controlled opposition?

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>>73436868

>>73436854
its nearly impossible not to get lost in that city

>>73436894
no

>>73436894
don't know what you just said

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>>73436883

THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GRAY

The gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSkdxWsUE8

>>73436894
he's obviously controlled op. he talks about real conspiracy theories and trans-dimensional lizards in the same breath to discredit those same theories.

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I had a dream last night I fucked a cute trap

I'm not gay and this has deeply disturbed me. Someone please make me feel better.

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gf just sent me this

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>>73436921
t.CIA, of course you would deny that

73436929
*filters you*

>>73436962
how does looking at gay porn make you feel?

*stick my dick in a pussy*
*pull out*
*my dick literally smells like fish*
*the smell gets in my nose and i cant get it out for 2 hours*

wtf, i hate women now?

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>>73436962

>>73436962
Honestly that sounds abnormal

Nuke the Left Coast tbqh.

>>73436962
if its just a trap you're definitely not gay

>>73436962
traps arnt gay dont worry about it

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>>73436937

>>73436977
gottim

>>73436919
you're saying it's easy to get lost?

>>73436962
I had a dream I rose up in life to become a great diplomat and was sitting at a table in a serious meeting with putin, merkel, hollande, some others, and there was also a cute trap that was under the table sucking my dick

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>>73437051
what did he mean by this

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>>73437052

>>73436984
I'm pretty jaded to it honestly

I don't spring a chubby or anything from it though

Why do trap sex stories always get the most replies

I could post taylor swift with her tits hanging and it'll won't get as many yous

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>>73437091
He's a closet homo, ignore him

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>>73437134
Join me brother

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>>73437134
>taylor swift with her tits hanging
Her chest is midwest tier flat

>>73437134
being gay is the new emo

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>>73437116

>>73437134
it probably seems the most accessible to permavirgins

if you cant fuck a girl maybe it's easier to fuck a girly boy

maybe it isn't though
I wouldn't know I'm a permavirgin too

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>>73437179
Wrong

>>73436462
got an email back from my intern application buds

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>>73437185

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>>73437196
JUST

>I dream about men at night but I'm not gay

>>73437134
>I could post taylor swift with her tits hanging
Do it.

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>>73436882
After months of cracked and bleeding hands, weighing 140 lbs, the back of my arms turning purple, breathing/heart rate problems, resounding music in my head terrorizing me, delusions, a sleep-deprivation seizure etc. I had enough and began tapering down until I could function without amphetamines. Can't say I've fully recovered since though.

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>taylor swift will never ride your face
JUST

>>73437224
why is this info on the internet

>>73437238
do you live with your parents?

>>73437230

>>73437230

>>73437242
*vomits uncontrolaby*

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I'm not even going to reply to you, why wouldnt it be? If anything it's be surprising if it weren't

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"Guess what guys! I'm NOT a cuck! I bombed Syria, fuckers!"

>>73437230
you could be bisexual

>>73437224
Ha

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>>73437224
fake news

>>73437320
those are a cups my friend

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>>73437333
They're cute regardless
I'm more in it for her leg game and ass

just in case anyone was still wondering, they found someone else for the position. I'm really happy for him though.

>>73437320
LITTLE

I bet if I lived up in Canada or in California I'd have lots of sex

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>there are people posting right now who have actual mental problems

>>73437376
I was diagnosed with OCD at one point and two learning disabilities

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Why is this allowed in America?

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>>73437376
2bh I always thought you had one but you certainly arent as bad as most of the other posters

If I lived in the mid-Atlantic states I would have lots of sex

Toronto is full of draft dodgers and degenerates

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>>73437403

It shows my man.

>>73437427
but i already said that i do.

but not really.

>>73437461
Do you consider yourself degenerate?

>>73437427
yeah, sacramento is wayyy too edgy for me desu

Virginia is full of virgins

just called safeway. they want me back for the summer and they'll move me up. I think I'll be in produce

>>73437483
No, I'm a good boy

virginia is for virgins

anyone else sometimes watch porn that focuses on the man even though they're not gay

sometimes i like to watch those gay mmf threesomes. i swear i'm not gay though

like i honestly don't get these urges all the time only sometimes but it's not like gay urges, just urges to watch gay stuff

Virginia is for lovers

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>Americans will defend this.

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>>73437484
So these are some of the texts the Alabama governor who is resigning sent to his aide, it's creep to look at these and then at him. Also he was a never trumper so fuck him

>>73437230
That's like saying you're a wizard because you had a dream you can cast spells

It's just a dream bro

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>it's not like gay urges, just urges to watch gay stuff

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>sometimes i like to watch those gay mmf threesomes. i swear i'm not gay though

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OI LADS

FANCY A BIT OF GASH 'N COR??????????????????????/

>>73437348
taylor swift has no ass or tits, she's not for niggers

>>73437590
that's a man

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>tfw ywn have an american pound your boipucci while stroking your sensitive benis
why am i still alive

>>73437553

jesus that's like all of New Brunswick going bankrupt every year to stay alive

>>73437590
Is this Kim Cardashian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLNb0DFsok
me when someone tells me virginia is for lovers

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>>73437570
>Yes... Bless our hearts...
>And other parts
>Magnetic
what the fuck am I reading

>>73437624
i can be that american for you

>>73437612
Well just have the Corvette then

For fuck sake, leaf.

Why make things difficult?

>>73437258
Yeah, I was doing online college. My grades were high too up until the seizure and my utter inability to complete and submit work

>>73437571
right looks like an obnoxious SJW that would host parties in my unit

left would be a housewife and invite me to dinner with her kind and gregarious extended family

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Would you tap it, /cum/?

>>73437626
No

>>73437659
that's a man isn't it

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>>73437646
NO

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my cat killed a bird

>>73437659
no, she has a septum ring and wears tops that are too small for her

>>73437678
No

Gay shit disgust me

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>>73436483
>>73436504
>>73436775
>>73436804
>>73436916
>>73436919
>>73436937
>>73437004
>>73437116
>>73437216
>>73437553
>>73437590
>>73437626
>>73437650
Get out foreigners you are not welcome except for FinnBro he's okay.

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>>73437605
true white man's choice

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>>73437640
Just look at this guy, that's creepy as fuck

>>73437717
He looks beautiful
I bet he feels soft too

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>I want to date TAYLOR SWIFT :)

>>73437714
i like the fact that people in hollywood dont like her because she's an autistic racist southerner

>>73437685
Don't let your cat down

Eat the bird

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>>73437706
pretty xenophobic

>>73437737
haha what?

Care to elaborate on that?

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I hate America and Americans :)

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Is this the average british family?

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>mfw my nipples are getting sensitive again
>feeling them rub against my shirt makes me rock hard

How is your day going, /cum/?

Taylor Swift likes black cock

>>73437793
all straight girls like thick cocks

Taylor Swift likes Chris Rock

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>>73437737
>>73437770

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>>73437770

>>73437805
Taylor Swift likes Chris's Rock*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pKxgvraVxE

starting to hate anzu

I might even delete all of my pictures of her

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>tabloids
tsfags are actually 30 year old women
really makes me think

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gf just sent me this

>>73437870
I still have my folder just because it's a meme I always sort of knew she was lame and the cancer killing turkey to boot

>>73437819
ironically, this right here is the worst thing about white people

>>73437808
>>73437819
What a turbulent woman

Are turkish men secretly Japanese?

>>73437870
wtf I love anzu now

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>tfw nonwhite
>dream is to marry a racist white girl

my ex was racist but in a liberal "i dont like being near poor minorities" sense

i want a southern belle gf

>>73437929
cuck

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oh no! I can't find my apple juice!

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Anzu posting was a mistake.

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gf just sent me this

>>73437958
>mtn dew

>>73437938
im like huey, ill fuck some racist white chick thats trying to get back at daddy and then redpill her and wake her up

>>73437958
Ah yes aspartame and 50g of sugar

>>73437929

i remember watching an interracial porn video where the black dude kept asking the white chick to call him a nigger

wtf.

>>73437993
What's your definition of a redpill

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bf just sent me this

>>73437929
>i dont like being near poor minorities
That's not racist, that's just having common sense.

>>73437996
we about to argue about aspartame again?

>>73438007
wtf is that steve hoffer??? from 8th grade chem???

third wave ska

Need a yank bf

>non-diet pop still has aspartame in it

state of yanks

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>>73437929
same here pal

Need a limey bf

>>73438081
>a fucking mexican hipster

1800 calories today
im doin it
im gettin back on track

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>yank

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>tfw First Nations
A-any other natives in /cum/?

>>73437929
you get that pussy

fuckin beaners

>>73437993

>yfw you redpill her and she dumps you for being a shitskin

>>73438130
yeah

(just kidding you got pranked)

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>Sinaloa watches interracial porn
DROPPED

>>73438005
FDR, JFK = legends

Nixon, Reagan, Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr, Obongo, drumpf. = scumbags

>>73438161
JFK is just famous for being shot

>>73438130
everyone with an american flag will tell you they are

>>73437684
and me?

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having perogies for dinner tonight buds

ukrainian's are the most powerful race in the world

>>73438130
>if I made a baby with you we'd produce a Mexican
>half of Mexicans don't even know this is how they're made
>they think they just sprung out of the earth and were born brown

dumb spic shits

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>FDR, JFK = legends
Into the trash it goes

You need to marry a coalburner and trick her into having kids that are mostly white. Then raise them as whites. That'll really prank her hard.

>>73438149
:(

>>73438170
Well?

>>73438130
someone that isnt in a band uses the iroquois extraflag here

hoes does that make you feel?

what band? do you live on the reserve?

>>73438170
I'm not

>>73438169
>be american president
>get shot
>become famous only for being shot and not for being the president

>>73438182
the fact that chinky brown mexicans aren't guaranteed govt money is the funniest thing on the planet

>>73438169
they shot him because he stopped operation northwoods, didnt want war in vietnam and tried to dismantle the CIA

>>73438161
FDR, Nixon = legends

Obama, Bush Sr. = OK

JKF, Reagan, Clinton, Bush Jr, drumpf. = scumbags

ftfy

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>>73438180

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Is this image accurate?

if you had children with a mulatto would they count as white or half mulatto

>>73438244
white

>>73438182
Wouldn't I have to be of Spanish decent though?

>>73438192
>what band?
I'm not in one?

>do you live on the reserve?
Yes. Walpole Island.

>>73438244
mulatto is a generic word for people of mixed african and european descent

>>73438233
I actually have those boots in the canadian picture

>>73438244

one drop rule, not white

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>FDR, JFK = legends
>they shot him because he stopped operation northwoods, didnt want war in vietnam and tried to dismantle the CIA

can you imagine having history channel tier opinions?

>>73438244
They would be quadroons. You could probably put them down as white, but why do that when you could put "Mixed Race" for gibs?

Who is your favourite prime minister of Canada?

>>73438263
so if i married an afrikaner and had kids with her my kids would be mulatto

ok cool

>>73438280
Harper

>>73438233
I have the jacket for canadians (who cold climate niggas here)

>>73438261
no you idiot I WOULD

YOU REMAIN EXACTLY HOW YOU ARE
I AM THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SPANISH

YOU DESERVE YOUR SARS

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>>73438244
They would be subhumans, no need to get more technical than that

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>>73438280
rob ford

>>73438280
laurier, macdonald, or diefenbaker

>>73438244
depends
What's Mariah Carey?

There's your answer.

>>73438300
>tfw no subhuman brown babies from your balls polluting the planet

>>73438288
>.>
>>73438268
SOREL MASTER RACE

>>73438301
He was the Mayor of Toronto, not PM

Downloading Blackhat 2015, lads

desperately need an afrikaner gf buds

DESPERATELY

going to move to south africa, the chance of getting murdered will be worth it

>>73438321

don't worry there's plenty of other ones running around being shitskins

>>73438263
most african americans would fall under this then

>>73438295
I'm a guy though. Men cannot get pregnant.

>>73438331
*blacksombrero full of coke

Objective ranking of US Presidents.

FDR > Wilson > Nixon > a pile of shit > every other president > Reagan

>>73438280
Trudeau is not too bad despite the memes, both of father and son

>>73438328
doesnt matter 2bh

>>73438328
doesn't matter

Rob Ford is an American hero

>>73438341
move to perth instead, plenty of afrikaner girls there and youre an assieboo anyway
>>73438349
yup most blacks in america are mixed

>>73438355
but I am a woman

>>73438349
Mulatto means you have one black parent and one white parent.
Being 1/8 white doesn't mean you're a mulatto.

>>73438328
In my mind he is more than that

>>73438370
>move to perth instead, plenty of afrikaner girls there and youre an assieboo anyway
good point

packing my bags

>>73438301
F
He dindu nuffin

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>>73438357

weak bait

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>>73438376
O-oh.

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>Objective ranking of US Presidents.

Mulatto - Half black
Quadroon - One fourth black
Octoroon - One eight black
Anything after that doesn't matter
>>73438376
Be my gf

>>73438377
>Mulatto means you have one black parent and one white parent.
no it doesnt. mulatto means you mixed african and european ethnic heritage. could be any combination of parents, grandparents, great grandparents etc.

>>73438385
can i crash on your couch when i visit the land down under? i heard perth has good surf

>>73438412
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>The large majority of South African immigrants to Australia have been of British descent; only a very small percentage, around 2-3% have been of Afrikaans origin.

plan aborted
>>73438427
see this post

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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKFACES BITCHES FUCK AGH AGAHA AAGHAAAAAA RRRRRRRREEEEEEE

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>>73438427
>be a mulatto
>don't know what mulatto means

i am single and ready to mingle

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we like to party
we like
we like to party

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>"Reagan was a good president"
Terrorist detected.

*drone strikes you*

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>>73438453
You're not supposed to be here anyway.
Silly Denmark!

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Fuck white people

>>73438453
dane get out

>>73438460
>proving my point

lol

*hugs America*

who paid the danegeld?

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>>73438487
Hmmmmmmm

>>73438487
nuke canada for this post?

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Problem?

>>73438468

Reagan didn't have drones, you're thinking of Obama, silly

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wonder what those 10 south africans in nunavut are doing

>>73438539
mad inuit puss

>>73438472
>>73438483
i want to be where ever you are

>>73438554
get your VISA then Rasmus Rasmussen

>>73438539
I wonder what anyone who isnt a snownigger chink is doing in Nunavut

gonna go for a walk

>>73438554
Would you like to come cuddle with me under three blankets?~
It's warm under here :3

lf attractive gf

>After six (6) absences the student’s final grade will automatically be reduced. If a student should miss one-third of the class sessions, s/he will not have met the basic requirements of the course, and s/he will ordinarily fail the course.

oh fuck FUCK me CHRIST SHIT

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>When you're the President of the most developed nation in the World with a massive pool of experts to choose from but decide to relegate all your policies to a family member because he fucked your daughter and you want him to stay as far away as possible so you can eventually make your move on her at the office you set her up in, which incidentally is next to the oval office.

>>73438539
skilled work for the federal government

Would you guys donate to my patreon?

>>73438592
it's not even cold out LEAVE YOUR HOUSE

>>73438633
only if you donate to mine as well and let me cry on your youtube channel

>>73438633
*pledges but doesn't pay*

>>73438633
yeah

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>>73438601

that's quite the conspiracy theory you have there. Alex Jones would be proud

>he lets his emotions cloud his decisions
You'll never survive the apocalypse.

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>>73438601
Kushner runs the show.

>>73438656
No >///<
It's getting dark outside. Unless you want to come with me and hold my hand~

>>73438601
leftists have the most involved fantasies involving treason, incest, and fetish play

really stimulates the neurons

>>73438689
give me a lat spread. how /fit/ are you exactly

list of current places to move:

australia
south africa (afrikaner gf)
namibia (see south africa)
svalbard (polar bear gf)
new zealand
netherlands
utah

>>73438447
THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND

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>What's a lat spread?

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>utah

>>73438716
good list but im not a mormon so i'd switch utah for colorado

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>>73438599
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>not wanting to move to Utah, convert to Mormonism, and have 28 kids by the time you reach 30

>>73438663
I wish my ramblings were true but doesn't it strike you as odd Jard Kushner is literally in charge of directing the fight against the opioid epidemic, conducting peace negotiations between the Palestinians and Israelis, conducting foreign visits to Iraq, criminal justice reform, and "innovative government". I shit you fucking not.

>>73438696

they think everything is game of thrones, because they don't have any real world experience.

>>73438716
I don't get it

>>73438709
Ummm, well, I jog a lot so I'm fairly skinny.
Very soft tummy~ ^^

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>>utah

>>73438689
>>73438789
plz be my gf

why do some women have to be so darn sexy sometimes it makes me want to commit molestation

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>>73438789
>soft tummy

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>'rado

>>73438755
Why not become Muslim? You can have 4 wives, it isn't cucked like mormonism

>>73438830
>gf
B-but I'm not a girl, Denmark~

When you piss do you pull your dick through the front of your underwear or over the waistband? I just tried the first technique for the first time and can't say I enjoyed it.

>>73438825
I like this new breed of minimalist memagery.

>>73438868
You can have four wives as a Mormon too, retard.

if you're not drinking whiskey then you're a fedora posting fag

>>73438887
You can't, not for over a century, the religion was castrated and cucked

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Hey guys sorry I'm late

>>73438880
Over the waistband.

>>73438894
Tastes like shit

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>>73438894
I drink gin, is that fine?

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>>73438880

>not pulling your underwear down under your balls while you piss

>>73438932
>>73438934
so close

>>73438894
whiskey is great when mixed with kool aid

How do I find purpose in life