nothing to hide, nothing to fear edition
ban anime
rate makeshift scran
>>73417747
Fantastic post
>>73417747
wonder what it's like to have your face sat by a girl?
can anime
>>73417768
wouldn't you rather have a cuddle?
>>73417768
pungent
The gf
>>73417768
I imagine it's very cosy and warm
I got fake people showing fake love to me
>tfw going back to uni
is master's a meme?
The U.S. stands with Britain and Brexit.
>>73417790
was yeah to wednesday then or wot?
>ihatewomen4.png
>>73417801
Yeah probably
73417765
Never in my short years have i seen such unfettered autism
>oh no people won't date someone unless they're attracted to them, le fuck women
Kill yourself
hate when a yank joins my squad in Squad
angry little power tripping worms
>>73417766
karen a slut
wish my dog would die
he's 15, has always been a fucking prick, but is sticking with us to the bitter end
>>73417800
we don't stand with Trump
>>73417786
they're not mutually exclusive, we can cuddle after
>>73417787
in a good way?
>>73417789
same
How's Kahlua taste
Might fetch myself a bottle
>>73417814
anything you want to do in particular or just get pissed and wonder around?
>>73417788
Nature is brutal
>>73417849
like irish (alcoholic) coffee
>>73417861
wander* but also wonder
>>73417832
Not an issue.
want to put my willy in the gf but she's busy with family in the city
hmmmmmm
>>73417840
if you love her or are deeply attracted to her you'll love the smell. it's musky, sweaty, you'll smell her fanny and her arse and the pheromones will drive you crazy
if it's just some random slag you might throw up
Me on the right
>>73417849
grim
stick with lager or neat vodka
>>73417897
>>73417828
Same. Mine has legitimately lost her mind. Cries endlessly for no reason, and never has any interest in playing. If i lived on a farm I'd put her down myself desu, would be a kindness
>>73417891
*scooches over*
If I died today you would probably try to fuck my bitch
>>73417891
business idea: get another girl to put your willy in when you can't put it in your gf
That bored I'm going to message her
>>73417942
Rasheed
>>73417951
stop it
>>73417876
Sounds good
>>73417912
Prefer things that you can taste 2bh
>>73417924
dogs cry?
>>73417893
kind of regret not doing it with the ex gf now
might do a sleep
>>73417822
>>73417930
hmmm
*fondles your thigh*
>>73417942
*rubs your chest*
hello
>>73417974
whine
>>73417974
Yeah they whimper when they want something. Like babies
>Only have enough money for one at the moment
Do I get the Mass Effect trilogy or Skyrim for my laptop?
what the fuck it's 5 pm already
>>73417893
waiting for this runt to go to sleep so i can hold him down and bum him
cringing at the new thor trailer
>>73418025
Both are absolute shite.
>>73418025
mass effect if you like long boring dialogues
skyrim if you have autism and/or enjoy shitty programming
And then we'll walk right up to the sun. Hand in hand.
Why are English women so dominant? Anyone have an answer for this
It's something I've always noticed
phone broken
laptop broken
got lung cancer
things are going well lads
>>73418043
bit bent this
Why does Britain, a relatively small nation, hold such a massive hold over literally everything in the world? Really, everything, from popular culture/sports/science/whatever. I was just thinking that even our fucking dog breeds are everywhere. (no I'm not saying we're number one RIGHT NOW, we're shit at sports, but still we invented all the most popular games)
I'm willing to bet that only the Yanks surpass us in global dominance and only in pop culture, and that the only people to surpass us in significance relative to size would be the Greeks.
>>73418025
mass effect
>>73418097
>got lung cancer
Do/did you smoke?
>>73418036
what emotion is being conveyed here?
>>73418089
Entitled
just duped an aussie simpleton into believing a youtube cringe compilation was actually the trailer for the new thor
think the mong actually believed it
>>73418025
oblivion
>>73418116
smugness
>>73418025
>not getting skyrim
Are you retarded? One of the best open world games ever made that you can literally play for 1000+ hours without getting bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7oUk9WizNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjEpw4O-WNI
Hate this thread
>>73418115
i did but not heavily and not for long
What the fuck was his problem?
even biological thai women look like blokes
weird
Feeling a bit drunk.
>>73418154
Fine I'll get Skyrim then and save Mass Effect for next month.
>took a half day from work and let at 1pm so i could get some study in
>look the time
>16:58
>Haven't read a single word yet
well that was fucking pointless
>>73418154
>you can literally play for 1000+ hours without getting bored
sounds scary, time sink games are the worst.
>One of the best open world games ever made
>>73418154
hello todd
>>73418176
'spergers and 'tism
>>73418154
it's fucking shit. only deanos and pseudo nerd runts like skyrim
>>73418176
Had a psychotic break that made his wife and kids leave him
>>73418176
Schizophrenia most likely.
>>73418116
>>73418173
How much do you think that caused it? You're scaring me now lad.
>coming up 7 years since Skyrim
WAKE ME UP
>>73418176
unironically schizophrenia
Tim had a wife and kids and a career some years ago
They're making two new IT films lads
Spoiler the clown is actually a giant spider that lives in a cave.
>>73418236
you seem to be out of the loop here thailad. this lad who alleges to have cancer is literally bullshitting. dont engage him. just a gimmick he keeps spamming.
Might meet up with your Asian mate Thailad, he's in bkk. Is he a laugh?
>>73418109
it's the left over benefits and remnants from the largest empire in history
the future is dark
>>73417765
robbie is a good looking lad
he must have some ulterior motive
>>73418154
Every single quest in the game:
>Go to this cave, kill draugrs, bring back x item
shite game past the first 6 hours when the novelty wears off, unless your autistic of course.
mass effect is like a long sci-fi game of thrones with intermittent shootouts
>>73418282
I honestly wouldn't recommend it.
yanks are specifically bred to be as sentient as cattle
https://twitter.com/JayseDavid/status/851223662976004096/video/1
>>73418236
well i think it was probably the trigger, yeah, but ive never heard of anyone as young as me getting it really, and even then they are 10 years older and hardcore heavy smokers from age 12, not really sure what the fuck happened lol. youll be fine
>>73418236
idiot
get with it
gf and I got really drunk once and I ended up spanking her so much that my wrist ached for a week
took two weeks for the bruises on her bum to fade
>>73418344
fuck off
Wait did Thailad actually meet up with some /brit/izen?
Absolutely 'tistic if I do say
>>73418311
Why?
Making my morning poop at work lads
>>73418369
You're just going to have to trust me on this one. You've spoken to him, he asked you for money before you even met him. I just wouldn't.
>>73418371
>poop
fuck off yank
>>73418297
the pussy game must be out of this world
>>73418366
Yeah we have a couple of times
>>73418399
Fight me faggot
>>73418405
fake news
>>73418371
What do you work as
alice > karen
>>73418395
>he asked you for money before you even met him.
No he didn't
>>73418366
met my gf, started dating her, shagged her, and broke up all without touching a drop of alcy
seems incredible now though, I can hardly function without a morning dose of voddy
>>73418413
>faggot
fuck off yank
After having sex with my bf, he finally convinced me to have an afterglow cigarette with him. It was the first and only fag I've ever smoked, and a couple of months later we find out I have aids.
Coincidence?
>>73418344
DROP trip gimp
>>73418420
nonce
>>73418297
madeline's mummy probably paid him
bit late for thailad(s) isnt it
>>73418025
mass effect
>>73418338
That is out of order desu, the Chinaman should sue
>>73418418
Professional gimp
>>73418422
oh, thought you said he did. Alri then, it's up to you lad. You asked and I gave you my opinion.
Reminder only one poster in this thread residing in Thailand has beaten a Thai pool bar girl.
>>73418459
he's a doctor, I think they gave him brain damage
guess he's out of a job now
https://twitter.com/Tyler_Bridges/status/851228695360663552
>>73418256
it came out november 2011, so it's 5.5 years, not 7
>>73418371
>poop
why do yanks not say poo
>>73418487
recently
>>73418484
Why though what's he like
Do
{
System.out.println("POOP IN LOOP");
}
>>73418502
Poop is funny
Walking down the street
see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5lL25ZzgsQ
Do you save the Ukrainian girl from the Russian bullies?
Saw a picture of my old oneitis there now and now I'm back to being obsessed with her. Cannot fucking believe I said no to her implication of a relationship between us.
>>73418484
>>73418487
>>73418506
>>73418507
why are there so many thais in brit
>be me
>leave last /brit/ thread due to tranny overload and being at work
>come back
>/brit/ is now a thai social club
the on;y thing worth visiting in Thailand is Zyzz's death place
Rip Zyzz.
>>73418451
alice : pure blooded british lady
karen : hapa mong
Reminder only one poster in this thread residing in Thailand has 4 (FOUR) different girlfriends in Soi Cowboy.
>he's here
hahahaha me and the lads (and ladettes) having a 'it o' 'anter
>>73418507
He's alri but you'd have a better laugh with the people at your hostel or random backpackers
>>73418561
It wasn't me T'
dance your cares away
worries for another day
let the music play
down in something something
Yellow fever Thairunts and anime nonces can both leave, thanks.
>>73418611
the repeated sopranos references are getting cringe lad
>>73418572
Happa pride!
call centre team leaders get like 90-100k a year wtf
>the repeated sopranos references are getting cringe lad
>>73418154
I agree with you fellow appreciator of fantastic games. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ is the greatest RPG ever made. Possibly the greatest game of all time. Maybe even the greatest piece of entertainment ever conceived by humanity.
Buy the most expensive version for the best Skyrim™ experience.
now endless soprano references
what's to bet the thai posters are all in some internet cafe together
>he's from Gwynedd
unlucky lad
Hereby I'm pleased to announced the destination of the lad tour, 2017 edition: the Baltic countries.
Featuring Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia, and with the surprise feature of Belarus, it'll sure prove to be an interesting trip. We'll definitely make sure that the bad reputation us Britons have as tourists will be propagated into those countries too.
>>73418636
Watch it, Gwynedd.
>>73418671
is this a welsh joke
>>73418566
What would you know?
hate smokers so fucking much
>>73418689
His life is a Welsh joke
crazy to think these two lads working in sheffield tescos have constructed a semi-believable storyline where they're in thailand and have loads of gf's and go on zany adventures together
Runts and their redditflags, hehe...
How pathetic
Who holds her ? It's not me I'm a loner
But I don't wanna go go go there
>>73418671
t. south wales industrial ugly shithole
gwynedd is paradise on earth
>>73418738
>sheffield tescos
my gimmick
>>73418666
>>73418738
>>73418572
>British mother/Japanese father
What did (((((Jewpan))))) mean by this?
>>73418738
>these two lads
all me
>>73418738
happened before. the hampshire anime nonces
wait there's two thainonces?
>>73418338
>We asked for volunteers
>This man didn't volunteer
>So we dragged him off the plane by force
>>73418756
Swansea has one of the best beaches in Europe.
Chronic masturbation issues lads, think the boss saw me doing a quick one at work.
>>73418798
>>73418756
>gwynedd is paradise on earth
nah there's a lot of grim towns and villages around here
the natural beauty and landscape is top notch though
>>73418798
we grow stronger everyday
>tfw British women like Americans more
You try so hard Nigel, it's hilarious
Keep being nice and polite, you'll find the one eventually
cbf any more lads
>>73418718
same nice with a beer though
unironically considering a southern cross tattoo
>>73418830
women tend to be attracted to foreigners regardless where they're from, because it's more exotic. on a more biological level, women are attracted to men outside of their own genepools
lisicki is English your 1st language or is Welsh
>>73418860
Yes but Yank women are attracted to englishmen specifically
>>73418845
is there a more sure sign of a bogan
why is yorkshire responsible for most of the beer in england
>theakstons
>timothy taylors
>tetleys
>sam smiths
>john smiths
>black sheep
>saltaire
>roosters
etc. etc.
why does no other county even come close except for maybe kent?
>>73418830
False desu
I've got a bit of the tism and still managed to bang a few at parties due to my accent.
i miss craven
i miss the way his trip made his name look like cravendale haha
good times
>>73418839
post more PJW memes
>>73418860
>on a more biological level, women are attracted to men outside of their own genepools
source for this? Most evidence points towards attraction being based on complementary genetics
>>73418572
>jap dad, brit mum
probably the most outlandish fantasy in any japanese cartoon desu
>>73418896
I'm upper middle class though
>>73418759
does it boggle yourr mind?
>>73418932
It absolutely activates my almonds
>>73418906
KENT mentioned
specificalled KENT BREWERY TOWNS like where i live
would suck jim sterlings dick?
>>73418916
Hold on to your hat
>>73418927
hm yes, i just quickly checked and you're right. I'm pretty sure I heard Milo say that once but then again he's attracted to black men so he may have been bullshitting.
>>73418906
We get Sam Smith's where I live. Good beer.
>>73418974
who?
just googled him and apparently hes another fat yank game """"""""journalist""""""""
have an erection
never done sex
>>73419019
try it
>>73419002
>yank
haha
he's british
fantastic new development
>>73418998
best imperial stout bar none imo
>>73418986
witness
remember yik yak?
used to be fun as shit until they tried to turn it into a normal social media app
pretty sure they lost about 90% of their user base after that, compared to about 5-10 yaks every 2 minutes there's now about 2 yaks every half an hour in leeds
>>73418990
yeah milo doesn't tend to know much about this stuff
there was an interesting study on it, women were asked to rank the attractiveness of men's body odour (without seeing the men) and they all ranked as the most attractive the men who had complimentary immune systems to their own. So for instance if they were immune to disease A but not disease B, they would be attracted to a man immune to disease B as it would mean their kids were immune to both. And they could smell this immunity on them.
>>73419019
virgin haha
>>73419030
VERY nice
>>73418930
>>73418956
i am happy we all agree the fact that karen merely is a meme
>>73419054
oh yeah man, they were the shit
>>73418906
well they grow hope on the kent coast. It's probably something to do with the water in yorkshire.
>>73419030
Anyone else think that cars should be banned in cities?
Seriously, fuck that shit. Just have human-sized roads that people can walk/bike/segway in.
Any roads or cars should be outside the city limits. Mostly rentals for people going to other cities for a weekend or something
haitiANO
>>73419030
they shouldn't demolish that Georgian townhouse
>>73419089
>tfw my town has a hop festival every year to celebrate the harvest
extremely comfy life
>>73419119
has to be done
benefits outweight the costs
>i spend time generating a tripcode with words in it
>>73419058
good stuff. so how are phenomenons like jungle fever, yellow fever explained?
Why am I so depressed.
>>73419150
weak mind
>>73419150
you don't get enough sunlight
>>73419150
lack of respect to the law
>>73419150
havent watched enouigh anime
>>73419150
Because you have no freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
hmm
>>73418906
Burton on trent probably produces more litres of beer than yorkshire.
>>73419143
Hahaha jokes on you. All these were probably generated by some nips over a decade ago
r8 dont h8
>>73419150
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/health/quarter-of-men-believe-they-have-man-periods/
Ask someone who was livestreamed being tied upside down in the woods by bullies and was hung there for 3 hours anything
Loneliness is a warm bum.
close desu
central london has been razed down and rebuilt about 4 times
hate the state of it now
>>73419150
lack of friends?
solve the below equation for x
>America = Anglo + x
>>73414420
Good luck, the Home Office told police forces to lay-off him as he is in accordance with agenda of H.M Gov't in ré Syria.
He's clearly a bitter anti–Ba'athist.
>>73414537
I made that mistake before a school–day and due to the dire nature of its toilets, went to the office to request my granny to drive me to her place (not giving them the real reason I felt sick of c.)
Fuck, the shit nearly hit the cloth that day.
pretty fucking cool to have a few trips here
could start a comfy community
>>73419255
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>>73419223
abnormie twat
>>73419266
Wednesday.
>>73419274
*cums on it*
>>73419251
Germans make up a large part of America's ancestry but I believe the very first settlers to America were English and Dutch
Have had a really sharp pain in the side of my stomach all day since I woke up
>>73419274
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>>73419219
imposter, Ar Man in Siam never trips. Fuckoff back toward /ASEAN/, imposter.
>>73419150
you aren't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg
made me think
>>73419288
With your asian pal?
>>73419312
>kek in the URL
>>73419149
while it is of course possible to be attracted to people outside of your own race, having an exclusive asian preference for instance can generally be categorised as a fetish, socialised rather than evolved. notice how most exponents of "how great asian women are" often focus on the failings of white women as a counter balance
>>73419262
Yeah, like back in the good ol' days of 2014
>>73419322
me at the bottom
>>73419105
Big cities are too big to walk from one end to the other.
>>73419359
That's why I said, you should have roads outside and between cities.
>>73419337
yeah, the days of fatcam and Lord Craven
those were the prime days of /brit/
>>73419279
oh fuck off, it could have happened to anyone.
>>73419323
Probably not, I'm trying to duck him so if you not invite him that'd be great
>>73419322
ah yes, Cromwell
>>73419312
Not watching that shite.
What's wrong with me then if I'm not depressed?
>>73419262
reminder you are a gimp who used to go on /r9k/ boasting about what a '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''chad'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' he is but then posted your pic and got laughed off the site and all your alleged conquests were fat
DROP YOUR TRIP
>>73419359
trams lad
>>73419309
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>>73419377
That doesn't at all affect the fact that cities are too big to walk from one end of the other.
>>73419387
He's messaged me "Mate u wanna hangout tomorrow"?
Don't know how to reply cos I certainly do not
>>73419393
video let's you know.
See through apron fetish lads
KYRIE
EH EH EHH EH
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>>73419331
so does this suggest that despite /pol/'s fearmongering about racemixing propaganda, whites will still keep having kids with whites overall because of their biological drives?
watching my mum trying to interface with a computer is fucking painful
if any dialog boxes pop up - even if she's caused them to pop up by clicking on something - she gets extremely confused and has to ask for help. It never once crosses her mind to just read what it says and press a button.
>>73419214
VERY historically important but not that relevant in the scheme of things and definitely doesn't produce more beer
am i the 3rd or 4th person in thailand in this thread
>Kadyrov's spokesman brushed off the report, saying no one in the republic is homosexual. “You cannot arrest or repress people who just don't exist in the republic,” Alvi Karimov said to Interfax. “If such people existed in Chechnya, law enforcement would not have to worry about them since their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return.”
Ah yes, Russia, the defender of the West.
>>73419322
Cromwell is the worst thing to ever happen to Britain.
>>73419416
Without huge traffic-jam filled roads everywhere you have room for public transportation systems
>>73419327
kek
>>73419430
Summarise it.
>>73419359
That's not important. Density and good public transport should be the aim. We need to look at places like Portland, Oregon to make sure we don't continue our shitty trend of car reliance just to buy some bread and milk
instagram post has only been liked 8 times in 3 hours
>>73419419
He'll be tagging along with you every opportunity before you know it.
>>73419454
Chechens aren't exactly representative of greater Russia
would you fuck a brown woman
>>73419407
Feel like you'd need a grid-based city for these to be worth a shit.
>>73419461
Feel like you're not grasping the concept of "too big to walk".
>>73419447
My mum didn't know you could open a new tab or window in a browser until a few months ago
She's been using a computer for literally 15 years, longer than me, and the whole time she never opened more than one.
>>73419405
need to see this pic. see if it matches his horrendous voice.
>unironically LISTENING to Paul JOESEPH Watson
>>73419500
Might block him on everything, I thought you'd wanna meet up with him since he's your pal
>>73419514
if i'm attracted to her, sure. wouldn't fuck her for the sole reason of her being brown though
>>73419312
VERCHOO SIGNERLING
a quiz
>4th
>3rd
>2nd
>1st
0??
>>73419533
Maybe if you're 400 pounds. It'll lead to a healthier society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0
Look at how much more social life was without cars everywhere
>>73419508
It's funny that /pol/ think Vlad is the scourge of wahhabism when he literally lets fundamentalists run part of his country.
>>73419554
He's a Korean lad I used to know online from like 2011 that I helped out when he visited the UK and I still haven't shaken him. You do what you're doing.
>>73417755
SHE WAS A
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWUUUUHHHHHHHH
>>73419585
Everything looked so beautiful back then
They actually put effort into making it look appealing and pleasing
>>73419585
>yank literally doesn't understand the concept of walking distances
wew
>>73419597
>You do what you're doing.
wdhmbt
Listening to the ol' Nirvana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pEz9kMSczg
>>73419514
Would absolutely fuck a fat indian aunty tb h
>>73419621
>Might block him on everything
>>73419576
zeroth
>>73419274
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Here's 40 shillings on the drum
>>73419643
Quite harsh tho
>>73419664
For those who volunteer to come
>>73419585
>hmmm yes being healthy means I quite easily walk my morning commute from Harrow to Hackney
FILTHY DUMB YANK SCUM
>>73419742
You wouldn't be living so far away. Cities would be planned differently, more like how they used to be
You can get around major cities like Tokyo just fine, no car needed