Are mexicans the gods of flirting?

>>73404121
>When do you leave for the bread?
I don't understand the joke, explain pls. I took 4 years of spanish and I can't understand this pick up line ;_;

>>73404210
apparently mexicans used to take some time buying bread, so it's feasible to meet up some time and buy bread together

>>73404258
oh ok, I guess haha, thanks.

>>73404285
are a grill by any chance?

>>73404293
Nope, sorry. Maybe my writing idiosyncrasies are effeminate.

Screw China

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>>73404343
if you look like this sure idm

>>73404369
shoo shoo

>>73404121
Dedicate this song to her m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Akpf1ph2o

>if they teach these skills to china america is done for
It's flirting, not violin. When it comes to interpersonal contact Asians are fucked.

>>73404343
China aint shit.

>>73404602
well, i'm just flirting with her, and i think shes giving hints she isn't interested in stuff beyond that

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ftw no mexican gf

>>73404678
Just go to america bro

http://theloudhouse.wikia.com/wiki/Lori_Loud

they are already on the way to brazil 2.0 anyway

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>>73404383
Holy shit how did you know his name?

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>>73404121
Piropos are part of the "culture" but it's more like a MexicoCityANO and albañil thing.

I'm flirting with the next three posters. We'll see whos better at it.

>>73405098
So. uhm how are you.

>>73405175
Fine and you?

>>73405098
Why don't ya come over here and Yank on me didgeridoo ya Seppo gay cunt?

>>73405185
Getting kind of excited and revved up actually.

>>73405198
I've never been so turned on in my life.

m80

>>73404258
Lol I'll have to use this one

>>73405242
Ever read the hitchikers guide?

>>73405221
Facken oath ya are. Now come over 'ere and let me put my taipan in your mouse hole.

>>73405379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Q8knzuEXA

Hows about some music to lighten the mood here.

>>73404210
What if it's some variation on how they like their eggs or what kind of coffee they like? Implying that picking up is a done deal and the rest is just lost in translation. Could that be it?

>>73405407
Donde...*upside down question mark*

>>73405565
You sound like a dud root.

>>73405675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfywYittgM

>>73405742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgTP1Q4Jq6E

>>73404644
Explain all those amwf couples
Chinese domination imminent

>>73405870
I'd love to hear this song but I can't stop laughing.

>>73405943
STFU china im' busy.

thats 3 and more.

I'm retiring. and running out of alcohol.

>>73405943
Oh shit, do people in Asia not know what a betabux is? Boy you guys are in for such a rude awakening.
>>73405946
Yeah?

>>73404644
Are you sure? If global culture edges towards family then i think china's got it in the ball, most decent PRC guys want a family asap

>>73406115

Adoptions cool.

>>73406095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7it5wioGixA

I said I'd be flirting so hear you go.

>>73406115
>It's flirting, not violin.
Yes, I'm sure. This is one contest in which being autistic will not win you the day.

>>73406095
You're in for a rude awakening when Jason Leung starts buying your mother's house and rents it back for twice as much

>>73406169
Oh, I saw the lyrics in the thumbnail and thought it might be this for a second:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds1lcT2Wn3E

>>73406196
Do people there know what clutching at straws is?

>>73406144
eh, most chinese guys rather do it themselves ;^)

>>73406174
I dunno, It depends on the chinese guy your talking about, i have plenty of non autistic friends that'd do well in it

>>73406234
Do you know what a Chinese cock feels like up a virgin pucci?
Ask your future daughter when she brings home her first boyfriend

>>73406280
>i have plenty of non autistic friends
No offence, but that's kind of like a Greek guy going, "But none of my friends smell like BO and olives."

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>>73406326
>Do you know what a Chinese cock feels like up a virgin pucci?
>When Asians try to be vulgar and abusive in English

>>73406354
Nice comeback and reaction image
Here's a tissue
It's ok to cry

>>73406329
I mean the chad tier guys with no shame, there are a number here

>>73406435
You really don't see it do you?
>>73406525
I'm thinking you're not quite getting it, either.

>>73406280
billions and billions

t. carl sagan.

>>73406354
Chinese chickens.

Now thats funny.

>>73406203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY6yBTYxLko&t=48s

Tell me how you like these lyrics.

>>73407581
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=311+love+song+lyrics

>>73407616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MztSXSJqWTg

fixed that for ya.

>>73407642
Jokes aside I think love songs are a little bit disturbing desu.

>>73404121
for a moment i thought the one on the left was the secretariat of governance of mexico

>>73408444
I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.

>>73404121
> a que hora sales por el pan.
Goddamn, this is genius. Here in Columbia, Pan can mean pussy depending on the context.

Example: a single roll of bread used to cost $100 columbian pesos back in the day, so some people, especially low class people, might say: Mami, tremendo pan de 100.

So, "a que hora sales por el pan" could be interpreted as " at what time do you go out looking for pussy"?