/cum/

i want me out

I'm going to get an asian gf this year for sure

>>73402474
i want you in (me)

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The Pacific Empire supports the UICAS

Sup nerds

alrite lads

hows everyone doing tonight haha

thinking about doing a 'cide in socal

>>73402489
south side suicide, you say?

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؜>>73402470
th for twin peaks

>>73402438
It's not happening. We can't risk Quebecois aggression towards Oyster Bay's colonies and need those naval bases.

73402484<<
bucks county a shit
cumberland best land

>>73402500

NORMA
O
R
M
A

>>73402500
I want my very own laura palmer

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>>73402500
:thinking:

Daily reminder that it's called POP, not SODA. ok?

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>>73402489
If you're from Liverpool, you could do a Mersey 'cide by drowning yourself in the Mersey.

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Colombia is not even north america you shitter

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>>73402514

forgot the pic again, god dammit

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rollin on in

killing myself in either nara or antarctica

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on the train lads

>>73402526
>>73402484
so are those tiny islands in the atlantic green or blue? I can't even tell

>>73402526
Colombians don't think that they're two different continents so they're fine with it.
>>73402538
Green.

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>lads

'73402543

dont respond to me ever again you fucking yank cunt

autism: the thread

>>73402542
theyre not going to be green for long, the quebecois navy hasnt reached the azores yet.

theyre 3 days out of tenerife

business idea: cure autism

>>73402518
its called coke you savage

>>73402478
g, gay

free cascadia

portland

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>tfw you will never experience old 4chan because you were only 6 when the site went live.
I WANT TO DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak
>>73402484
Cascadia declares independence to form the Cascadian Federation. We also invade Calgary. Gott mit Uns!

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>dont respond to me ever again you fucking yank cunt

>>73402566
It seems pacifica has a rebel movement occurring within its own borders!

business idea: live off of welfare forever and never leave my apartment

Jimmy has a cigarette 8 and another cigarette at 10. How much longer until Jimmy will want another cigarette?

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>>73402559
>what type of coke would you like
>Dr. Pepper

*enters thread*

gets the colonies rustled

*chuckles to oneself*

*leaves thread*

>>73402596
i'm coming with you

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>>73402579
>tfw 2000 atk bonus

>>73402565
how little you know baka

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Hello fellow Americans.
Tis I, Chad Hogan.
Let's discuss why we should give Britain a trade deal.

[reply 73402596] you're not going at all, are you?[/reply]

>>73402583
10:01

Stop taking smoke breaks are work Jimmy, you shitlip.

business idea: take scotland and ireland in as colonies, let the UK go under

73402620<<
VERY good business idea

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؜>>73402517
Don't think too hard
؜>>73402518
Frig off pleb

'616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZF7HfABxtK

>>73402620
counter point: Why don't we just make the whole british isles sink into the ocean?

^^73402626
Dude weed lmao

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WOKE

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Alright, since Pacific aggression in the Caribbean is such an issue for Quebec, what about this proposal? Dixie takes control of the Golden Circle as a protectorate. They can decide late if they want to annex it.

73402633
Tennessee?

>>73402649
Green-land is norks clay

>>73402649
literally delete this you monkey, pacifica is not allowed to control territory on the atlantic coast

>73402633<
do another

>>>/pol/120396283

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*brexits*

73402633

you sound like an underage american southerner

need a yank gf to obliterate my bollocks with a baseball bat

؜>>73402646
What did you mean by this?

>>73402576
Give up now or we'll stop giving you pumpkins for your Pumpkin Spice Lattes. We'll also halt shipment of all Apple products.
>>73402668
We'll give you the Atlantic islands if you give us Panama.

>>73402677
I need a brit gf to do the same

>>73402684
if we split panama down the middle and you administer the pacific side that would be ok

(ﾟヮﾟ) 73402677(ﾟヮﾟ)
dibs

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>midterm right before the break
Hate when """professors""" do this

>>73402684
we grow pumpkins our own, bastard

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>>73402649
Pennsylvania dutch demand a vacation spot. Bucks government seeks a warm shore to placate their Amish rage.

>>73402696
In that case, the Azores will be given to YHWH's chosen.

>>73402710
fine, ill make the next map

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>>73402708
>when North Americans try to claim Iceland belongs to them

FOT

I'm getting out of here you guys

>>73402711
>le ebin jeff foxworthy joke
Not so clever baka

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>>73402724
What about this? White is the Demilitarized Zone.

>>73402733
its on our tectonic plate

؜>>73402604
s, sorry

Population stats of Greater Bucks County:

MAINLAND
Pennsylvania: 15 Million
New Jersey: 9 Million
Delaware: 1 Million
Maryland: 6 Million

BUD LIGHT CITY: 250k

BUNDA LE GRANDA: 25 Million (Under colonization)

going to binge and purge one more time before beddy-bye

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>>73402684
We'll remove usability of all Microsoft products except the Xbox will only play CoD ghosts, and PCs running windows will have Vista. It'll be a free, yet mandatory update. Also, we grow our own pumpkins and have greenhouses capable of growing cinnamon, dumbass :^).

>>73402758
it's divided

>>73402767
shut up and give me the two-inch seaweed roll

>>73402787
Your population is too small to defend Seattle, bud. Plus, I don't think Quebec wants to have people thinking they can rebel. What would the Ontarians think?

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>>73402757
This, no one can have south american territories

>>73402803
Only if you renounce claims on the Caribbean and transfer your and Buck's land to the Golden Circle.

>>73402803
Requesting bunda shipments then, please.

>>73402820
I will give no land to dixie, sorry they are not my allies and i not let them enslave my african brothers. And i certainly will not be giving up my carribbean territories

I suggest you annex the eastern tip of siberia

>>73402801
>We can't defend ourselves
We'll cut off your water supply, and will invade Alberta to get Double Oil, friendo
>>73402803
Cascadia declares independence!

>>73402832
The Golden Circle was established to insure the neutrality of the Caribbean land between Quebec and the Pacific Empire. We'll only withdraw from the Atlantic and South America if you withdraw from the Caribbean.

>>73402860
That doesn't make sense. The DMZ ensures the neutrality between our border, not the hicks controlling precious carribbean islands. Your map leaves a useless blank space in central america. No one here is even annexing territory for dixie, so you cant do it for them.

the map should end at panama

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>>73402799
this one?

>>73402803
>pacific empire
>extends 1200 miles inland
nice meme name

Bucks government remains indecisive on South America and the Carribean. It brings millions of settlers from Bunda Le Granda back into the Mainland. The strain is great for a while but Bucks manages and rapidly urbanizes many central PA towns into mid-sized cities.

Current population

MAINLAND
Pennsylvania: 30 Million
New Jersey: 12 Million
Delaware: 2 Million
Maryland: 10 Million

BUD LIGHT CITY: 1 Million

Carribean (CONTENDED): 250,000 mobile settles/military, ready to move with territorial changes

>>73402902
the greedy californians made the map, paha sapa should control that territory

>>73402900
i'm kommin

>>73402902
>>73402916
Those come from out claims based on Alta California. We will withdraw from Wyoming, Montana, and eastern Idaho if Quebec and Bucks withdraw from the Caribbean.

>>73402500<<

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>>73402900
Can you halt all trade to Cali for us?
We'll help you unite in the future.

>>73402936
>Montana
>Idaho
That's our clay, you can't negotiate with that.

>>73402936
pretty sure im only person in this general with carribbean heritage

im not pulling out, those hicks cannot have it

>>73402632
pls explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTP3RiR5RcY

really liking m*xican music bros

>okay

>so

>>73402672
Holy fucking shit.
What a wild ride of a thread.
Canuck fucking an 11 year old girl and then a qt3.14 femanon succubus who stole a 14 year old boy's virginity.

>>73402936
Bucks government continues its policy of defensive politik and rules that Carribean is not worth squabbling over. Withdrawing from the Carribean and allowing Quebec to acquire the territories, Bucks begins to entrench itself in the mainland in case of attack, as well as Bud Light City. Fearing instability, the tangled mess of alliances that have carefully negotiated divisions up to this point now appear to be fraying as a vigorous uprising by the Cascadians have placed Pacifica in a less-than-desirable position.

Bucks lessens its policies of encouraging population growth and family support, slowing down the fertility rate to ensure total collapse does not occur, but maintains a heavy use of artificial meat and large indoor vegetable farms to sustain the populace.

Isolationist and non-expansionist sentiment rises. The leader of Bucks seeks time off to rest.

MAINLAND
Pennsylvania: 35 Million
New Jersey: 16 Million
Delaware: 3.5 Million
Maryland: 12 Million

BUD LIGHT CITY: 1.5 Million

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New proposal. All Quebec needs to do is sign an agreement where both the Pacific Empire and Greater Quebec will agree to aid each other against rebels.

73403041
bad meme

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>>73403041
Wrong map.

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boom boom boom boom i want you in my room let's spend the night together from now until forever boom boom boom boom i wanna go boom boom

>>73403041
fuck you, I support cascadian independence, i wouldnt have rebels (new england and quebec love each other)

>>73403062
Agreed. Although officially supporting the cause of Cascadian independence for propaganda reasons, I will offer them zero tangible support.

crush the hipsters.

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>>73403041
>Golden Circle
ABSOLUTELY patrician tastes

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؜>>73402988
Explain those dubs

>>73403036
there is also a brazilian venting about alimony and a serious discussion about north korea. maybe I should start going to /pol/

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>>73403072
>New England
>loving foreign oppressors
Cascadia is a meme region with low population anyway
This is the Pacific recognized map

>>73403087
The Bucks government, believing hipster women to be qt, offers asylum to Cascadian refugees if they promise to cease political activities and integrate into Bucks society.

73403113<<
huh

>>73403119
>doing a 180

kek, MATO is preparing for war, chicano

>>73403115
Don't bother right now.
/pol/ is going through a civil war right now and no thread is getting anywhere, because of it.
No one knows to what extent legit shills have their fingers dipped, who's just trolling, and who is being a cock sucker for their respective side or a dimwitted flipping spastic.
When this settles down, it's a fun board if you comb away the bait threads.

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؜>>73403122
Very nice

>>73403129
>>73403119
If shit goes down, the burgeoning population of my nation would like to take Ohio. But that's only if shit hits the fan. I'm just saying.

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*advances the frontier*
>>73403129
We're giving the Golden Circle to Dixie in exchange for an anti-MATO alliance

>>73402902
It wasn't called the British Empire because it stayed in Britain, anon.

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؜>>73403137
/pol/ is in full damage control right now, their tears are delicious.

>>73403174
They don't even care about that.
It's full on Syrian General vs /ptg/.

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>>73403151
Bucks suffers an outbreak of highly virulent fungi that attack crop facilities. Outdoor crops seem unaffected. Bucks does what it must to avoid starvation and prepares to face the consequences.

im out my only ally is roleplaying crop failures

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>>73403192
looks like germanic autism proves incredibly potent yet again

current population
MAINLAND
Pennsylvania: 35 Million
New Jersey: 16 Million
Delaware: 3 Million
Maryland: 10 Million
Ohio: 18 Million

BUD LIGHT CITY: 1.5 Million

*eats fungus-infested crops*
*starts witch-hunt*

why doesn't /cum/ just start a D&D group if they want to role play?

>>73403214
Sounds like southern Mexico.

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>>73403192
Time for me to go to bed anyway.

؜>>73403185
So old /pol/ vs r/the_Donald?

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wud u chug

>>73403237
nigger that's horse urine

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why are brits so much more attractive than americans

>>73403231
>>73403213
i dont care what happens so long as we keep new england and the maritimes desu

>>73403237
looks like cooking oil

i want poutine but i have no potatoes left

>>73403276
do you make oven fries usually?

>>73403276
kraft dinner AGAIN

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>>73403257
How did you get a picture of my wife?

>>73403119
We will push to Sacramento, and will be sipping Kombucha made of Pacifican tears(that is, if they have any potable water left) by the day is done!
https://youtu.be/WL0GzdfTwAA

just finished my hw but don't want to turn it in at this hour and look like a tryhard

>>73403320
gawwwdd i miss the pnw

>>73403322
I really wish I was a tryhard for school.

>>73403286
no i hate oven fries, i make home made poutine or get it from the restaurant
>>73403293
no KD :(

>>73403333
Then move back anon

>>73402672
I have nothing better to do with my life so im going to the courthouse tomorrow to see if he was lying. Will post pics on /cum/ tomorrow evening if it was legit

>>73403259
All I want as a final addition is my ohio claim >>73403188
cannot accept anything less

>>73403334
meh, i don't have anything better to do

>no job
>no gf
etc etc

>>73403354
hopefully after school!

>>73403338
I'm horrible at frying. probably need to use more oil to prevent the temperature from dropping

>>73403365
i have a gas oven so controlling the heat is easy

>2 day field op tomorrow for no reason
annoyed

>>73403370
Oh yeah, I have an electric stove. Hate that thing

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The new Guided by Voices album is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL7kK_v6bKs

Post music buds

>>73403401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGm93A-zkk

Where is footkraut

>>73403401
https://mikegao.bandcamp.com/track/crime-killz-x-humansuit-remix

>>73403423
he's in heaven now

>>73403431
>footkraut going to heaven
Y'have me questioning my morality.

>>73403431
Taiwan?

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that first cup of the day

>>73403451
>>73403458
it's his own personal heaven on earth

>>73403460
Nigga it's 2 in the am.

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>The only normie roommate throws a bitchfit over him needing to do his part in cleaning up after dinner
>Gets mad we memed and got a Cascadia flag, and we don't laugh at his Ifunny and snapchat stuff.
>Says he's finally leaving to live with his GF
>Packs up
>Goes to punch my other girl roommate's Subaru windshield out as he leaves
>breaks his finger, not the glass, and burns out of the driveway
>mfw he already paid his monthly share of the rent, 10%
Good riddance. Nobody will miss him.
What should we turn his room into?
>>73403363
Oh, also forgot to check your numbers

>Newfoundland time zone'
why does canada allow this?

>>73403506
into my bedroom

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>>73403514

>>73403524
Fuck off we're full.
But seriously, calculating it, it's better to have 4 people and not 5 at this moment, financially and socially. Sorry anon

>>73403562
what about me?

>>73403594
No new roommates. We don't need to boost a new XBL profile to match our ranks in vidya.
Gimme some actual conversion advice please.

>>73403627
set up 10 pc's with bots to spam /cum/ with your asinine posts

>>73403627
what are you talking about fellow "Northwest" person? I just got into the thread
>the thinks oregon/the south part of Washington is north

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vekiz_5c4l4

>>73403462
Wish I could join him

immigration was used in the past to settle the interior

now immigrants come to our countries to live in ethnic enclaves and collect welfare

>>73403648
But we can already do that anyway since there's 4 of us, dumb faggot.

>>73403506
Hot tub room

>>73403506
pee pee room

>>73403506
how do you know he broke his finger?

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>>73403648
>>73403686
Proves my point, also
>Implying intentionally asinine shitposting is worse than Pseudointellectual posting
If you want pseudointellectual, /brit/ is more your speed, "lad".

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>tfw accidentally slapped a girls ass at the gym today and she said was the one who said sorry
A-alpha as fuck

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>>73403798

>>73403743
He punched it, I hear a small cracking noise, and then he grabbed his wrist and started screaming for two minutes. He then stumbled in clear pain to his car. The windshield seems fine other than a small crack, so I am not sure, but I assume he fucked up his hand.

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>>73403855

>>73403850
As I have openly stated before, Sports are stupid. Especially the Mariners.

So are we meeting up in Chicago?

>>73403895
its $200 return for me to go to chicago using Porter

i'd actually do it though i want to visit chicago anyway

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>>73403894
how about now?

>>73403915
no, I heard we were meeting in Seattle to go to a mariners game

>>73403921
i need to commission someone to do this for the habs

and no, the meetup has to be in a central location

>>73403921
I would go but our games have passed
I'd rather go to Chicago as well

>>73403921
when in seattle
i'm going on vacation there in july

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>>73403895
>tfw get bullied for looking so underage in meetups, to the point they actually believed I was underage
>I was even able to hang out in the teen club on my cruise, claim I'm 16 and nobody notice I'm 19.

>>73403969
what meetups?

>>73403964
I was just lying because it's close to me. I don't think anyone else is coming
>>73403945
oh. you're a Angels man? well they play us in seattle may 2-4th
>>73403930
oh. that's alright. I guess I just can't go

>>73403969
wow a whole 3 year difference fuck yeah man

>>73403969
I think I like you. you belong to me now

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>>73404016
>Angels man
No

>>73404017
he got to play pool and gamecube with the cool kids in the TeenZone

>>73403969
I'm turning 24 next month
I might be too old for these things but I don't let them get to me

>>73404000
Something on /soc/. They did a PDX meetup a while ago and I had my friend drive me. It probably didn't help that I had somebody else drive me, I forgot my wallet at home, and was wearing underage looking clothing like my high school sweatshirt.

>>73404085
never mind

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>>73404040
>dodgers
>not in Brooklyn

>>73404101
>>not in Brooklyn
Did you forget to take your Alzheimer's medication again gramps?

>>73404085
what happens at a /soc/ meetup? giant orgy?

>>73404132
i bully everyone into submission

>>73404139
i'd beat you up and if you were too big for me to beat you up i'd hit you on the head with a rock

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>>73404126
wait that was poorly executed. what I meant was that the team was only cool when they when the where there,

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>>73404162
>poorly executed
>when they when the where there
You're slipping kid

this shit go hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZhkoCOkWA

>hair almost long enough for a ponytail

gonna make it

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>>73404192

https://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=21

>>73403921
Nope. Still uninteresting.
>>73404032
B-be gentle
>>73404045
Yesh they r so kewl xDDD

excited for a dj set im going to this saturday with a friend from highschool i havent seen in ages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRWyp5kgavg&t=156s

>>73404251
Join us in cards against humanity you losers

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>>73404254
>Nope. Still uninteresting.
what about now?

>>73404233
>ponytail

unless you're a samurai or a cute girl i don't see the appeal

>>73404273
wtf i love baseball now

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>>73404294

Is this german music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdPl5xIAvE

kief tastes excellent

i want kief flavoured cereal

>>73404132
I went to /soc/ because I was bored, and saw a Portland thread up. I had nothing better to do.
>>73404017
It's not a "I'd say you can be 16-22" it's a "Wait, you're 19? Holy fuck I never would have guessed you're older than 17."

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i just can't look
it's killing me
and taking control
jealousy turning saints into the sea
swimming through sick lullabies
choking on your alibis
but it's just the price i pay
destiny is calling me
open up my eager eyes cuz i'm mr. brightside

>>73404357
I asked you what happens at a /soc/ meetup and you managed to give answers to a bunch of questions i never asked. I dont give a fuck WHY you went.

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>>73404273
There's a special room for this.

>>73404415
I honestly left after 5 minutes so I can't tell you, sorry.

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>>73404420

>>73404454
the fuck nigger

why'd you make your lift do that

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>>73404468
Everybody knows anime+sports is a bad combo tbqh.
Surprised you didn't

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>>73404521
what are you talking about?

>>73404498
Because he was there too, and he came to me early on and said he would rather try to shove a sea urchin up his ass or Watch Star Wars Episode II than stay for the entire duration.
I agreed and we ate at Burgerville that nightto kill time

is grad school hard or nah

>>73404595
what kind of people were there

also, stop being a mobilefag

>>73404537
"Ooh score a touchdown for me akirachan! I want you and the Cardinals to win this one! (=^•u•^=)"
How is that not chrischan level?

HE'S A REAL NOWHERE MAN, SITTING IN HIS NOWHERE LAND, MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOBODY
>>73404659
Kinda yeah

>>73404686
yeah that would be retarded. good thing thids id just sports fans drawn in the style of anime

>>73404677
>people
Shitfaced 25 year old cunts
>stop being a mobilefag
I would if I had good reaction images on my PC, but comparing 45 images to 245 on my phone, It's better at this point to have a massive selection then the few starter pack images and then some

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>>73404659
Yes, I work 40 hours a week teaching and get paid for 20 while having no healthcare or benefits and having to take and do very well in classes, while also completing a research project/thesis.

i hate the beatles

>>73404836
I hated them until this year. Sometimes I end up really liking bands I used to hate and hating bands I used to like
>>73404813
Sounds fun desu

Bloody yanks

>>73404891
t. john lennon

>>73404891
I have a question. I was just in a music thread in this board and I brought up the question of why the brits are the best at music with these examples

https://youtu.be/fOEQTJV_3-w

https://youtu.be/y2oKRKZnEoA

https://youtu.be/a4xjr9v5ehk

can you explain?

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Well howdy stranger
What's a handsome devil like you doing round here?

if you think the un*ted k*ngdom is a real place i have some very SCARY news for you

what did they mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJvBwJ_h-UE

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>>73404955
lookin for cute british girls

Well now I have to pinpoint what I ate yesterday that is destroying my stomach
>pizza
>toast and jam
>fruits and nuts
>salad

>>73404936
There was literally nothing else to do at that time. Boredom and shite weather leads to more creative minds

>>73405008
Sorry I'm all out of stock

>>73405011
first half of that list is solid, that fairy shit at the end did you wrong

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>tfw the dc sports drought is about to end
Feels so good man

>>73402532
Who is this guy

>>73405122
vapeman

so what caused them to separate again

>>73405575
Who?

>>73405899
dixies

>>73405911
slavery is illegal in /cum/

>>73405911
The North was getting to powerful, starting to become a dictatorship.

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volini spray feels so good

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>108px_feel_eyes_closed.jpg

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Fi mi Black breddas

Keep waking up an hour earlier every night without an alarm.

Can any pseudo-doctors tell me what's going on?

Ex. (Mon woke up 7am, Tuesday 6am, Wed 5am, etc) and i sleep around the same time everyday.

7340815؜>>7
you're brain is conditioning itself to make you more and more active day by day

>>73408267
Why would it do this?

Could it be the new exercise regime? Ive been losing weight and gaining muscle but training MMA/muay thai everyday.

Am I naturally high test?

>>73408362
yeah something like that. you're brain likes exercise so it wants moar.
73408362 <<

>>73408528
؜>>73408528
test

73408362<<
though i'm only a pseudo doctor so you can't trust me
؜>>73408362

>>73408528
I just quit a heavy marijuana habit and subbed it with exercise. Guess that might be the association.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6bidhCEdYo

Musick time?

Hope my testicle goes down to regular size soon lads
And stops being sore after being pumped full of so much antibiotics

>>73408677
how heavy was the habit? whats your exercise routine?

>>73408864
????
Story time

>>73408872
Started when I was 20. 24 now. Would binge for months/1 year and then quit(along with cigarettes and any alcohol) for months.

Would smoke 2 grams-3.5 a day.

Finally decided the 9 years of training was going to waste and my MMA career won't happen if I keep relapsing.

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>>73408864

>>73408872
Forgot routine:
Everyday, first thing I do when I would wake up is go to training. Gym opens at 6am but it's 4:15 atm and I slept at 10:30 last night(after work). Usually i would wake up at 8am, 7am, but I've never been up this early.

>>73409129
he did no fap for 2 years

>>73409317
>>/mämmi/
>>/out/

>>73408864
>>73409129
My testocle got infected somehow and it hurts t move currently been in the hospital since satursya

>>73409373
>mammi
come on now new friend, im not a anime pedofile and/or sodomite

>>73409398
What in the actual fuck?

Hope all ends well. Protect those things man. You only got one pair

>>73409398
as a child we used to boast who could lift the heaviest stuff
i lifted with all my might the fattest kid and got hernia (not Narnia) on my right testie

>>73409413
*vapes at you*

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Good morning freak bitches!

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I woke up early just to laugh at all of you

eating cereal out the bag with milk, buds

>>73410298
Pour the milk into the bag, straight up

>>73410595
what did you think i was doing

>>73409761
*sucks in the vape and blows it back at you*
hm, strawberry - such childish flavor - well what did i expect

Would porn still make me excited if I didn't browse this place?

>>73410844
Nah

>>73410595
Pouring the cereal into the carton of milk and drinking it?

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>why yes i drink liquid meant for calf - I love having that extra estrogen in my body to ensure my mantits growth

1500076799 Fri, 14 Jul 2017 23:59:59 GMT

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I hate people when they're not polite

>>73411798
fuck off

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In the past week I have done nothing but sit here, browse 4chan, and occasionally open Counter Strike. I usually play for about 20 minutes before I get discouraged and I come back to browsing here

I drew this. Do you like it

>>73412031
you spend a lot of time on your head
and made your balls bigger than your cock

are you ok?

73402632<<
lakjsf

Get this autistic Fin the fuck addaa heeeee'

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>>73412410
hallooo
have yoo made cofee yet

Breakfast pls come

It's 9am. Soon mother will wonder where I am. Around 10 I should probably walk down there for a few minutes, as a courtesy.
I think after this i'm not coming home from uni except for Christmas

>>73412725
ok

>>73412921
>>73412921
>>73412921