/v4/ + friends

/cum/

magyar cigany

/lat/

reeeeeee scum out

What are your plans for today?

>>73403147
Stuck in school, then maybe go biking if the weather allows it.

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>it's monday again

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I am going to make these desu. Got some sticks for that yesterday

Ahoj

>>73403147
Work, go home, take shower, eat, do something on computer, watch some serie, sleep, rinse and repeat

>>73403342
;_;
at least this week should be more chill considering it's going to be easter

>>73403348
nice, I'm jelly desu, I want to beat girls/women up for my own excitement and tradition as well
it's already a tradition here but not in a good way

>>73403348
I thought you are making that knot to hang yourself

>>73403825
this tbqh I got scared for a minute

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>tfw noticeably balding

>>73405109
post pic

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summer is hell
all those couples
all those qts
all those asses

>>73405752
What summer fag

>>73405969
first sun and city is already full of leggings

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i am done, i have been making it for the forst time, but they are nice

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anime

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"That thing was too big to be called a korbac. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of wood."

>>73406270
nice, especially the first from left

>>73406425
lol
thanks, that one was the last i made, so i already had some experience

>>73406270
they look really nice anon, and the weather seems to be nice too

>>73406270
is this some northern hungarian habit i was unaware of
what are you going to do with those korbács?
is it related to easter?

v4 more like shit 4

>>73407417
hello Marcel
how is your Monday?

>>73407527
As good as your mother's tits.

>>73407579
Damn, how did it become so bad?

>>73401816
very good picture

>>73407374
Beat the girls. Its old pagan tradition

>>73406103

Too bad you are awkward virgin. Go play starcraft

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>>73408808
>starcraft

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slovaks got BTFO once again
when will they learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK33t6-CFZg

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>drunk 8 shots before sleep
>hand is shaking like hell
>miss every single ml with the pipette

Gonna try LSD for the first time this thursday

Has anyone here tried it before? What can i expect?

>>73410203
Fucking degenerate.

>>73410203
wont that thing help you get schizo faster than weed?

>>73409970
absolute madmayne

>>73410203
good times

>>73411219
weed is lowly pleb tier drug unfortunately, so who cares. very unaesthetic, very trashy

>>73408760
for what purpose
we spill water over them to make them fertile
what is the reason of the beatings
asking for reasons

>>73411869
>we spill water over them to make them fertile
>not throwing them into the local stream

>>73409275
Everybody hates Slovan except for Slovan fans. Also ironic how it was Slovak that scored

>>73411869
Eastern Slovakia used to water, Western to beat girls with korbáč. Now its combined eveywher, its to bring fertility and health

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I love lying in bed and studying with my girlfriend! :-)

>>73413188
hot
moar

>>73413188
>>73413303
shes ded

>>73413188
is that you cuck pepik?

>>73413724
no thats me

>>73413303
But this is a SFW board, Anon. I'm afraid to post more.

>>73413864
if she is not showing nipples or vag its okay

>>73413864
Don't be afraid

Going home atm and it's living hell
There is this alley in city centre which is the designated chilling place which I go through to and from work and already its filled with qts

It has like 20 benches and they are full of mini skirt, legging, long sock qts

>see a qt in front
>forget how to walk properly
/who else/

>>73414445
do we have 2 litvy in here or you broke up with your kek gf?

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>>73414465
I didn't break up and don't plan to, it's just hell seeing all the grills anyway

I wouldn't get with any of them tho, not going to cheat on the Czech qt

Also
>even the fucking app adopted the shitty captchas
There is no escape

>>73410203
I've never had a bad experience with it.
Where are you taking it?

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>>73414445
In my uni gym, there is always atleast one girl in shorts (google short shorts) doing suats/ham curls/glute workouts just begging for attention. Not that I'm too mad about it, but my workout could be alteast 15% more efficient without sluts in the gym.

>>73411869
The original idea was to "touch" the girls with a fresh piece of green wood, which in the spring is full of energy fertilty and life and transfer these to the girls.
In modern days many people just use korbač from last year which is a piece of dead, dry wood so it somewhat lost the "why do we do that" thing

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>>73415292
I "touched" your mum with fresh piece of my green wood yesterday
she looked fertile and there was some transfer for sure

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>tfw living in Prague
>tfw last time I celebrated Easter properly with a pomlázka and stuff was when I was like 10
>tfw nowadays it's just an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday evening because there's no work/school the day after
Feels out of touch, man

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>tfw im 20
>tfw no goal in life
>tfw im just finishing higschool and i could choose anything i want to do next
>no clue what to do
>going to uni because dont wanna kys

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>>73416610
>also kisless virgin
>tfw missed out on innocent teenage love
>i just played games

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>tfw i graduated uni
>tfw only person in class who hasnt found job
>tfw have to move back home
>tfw get hit by car
>tfw still no job

>>73415118
ok so clubs and fights pepa from yesterday?

>>73416996
>be american
>get shot

cheer up, /v4k/

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>mfw managed to get Honey Select to werk and speak in english

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>>73417226
The math is simple - the weather gets better, the anon gets depressed.

Post frogs.

>>73417226
Shut the fuck up you fucking nerd go get Akbar'd or something.

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>>73418055
[muffled harmonica in distance]

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>>73418055

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>>73416195
Yep, I´m with you buddy, it´s a sucky feeling

How is autoškola anon doing with lessons

How is schizopole anon doing with his life

How is stuff losing slovak anon doing

How is cigane haircut anon (I assume its the same) doing

I am sure I missed plenty but I still cannot separate who does what

I remember slovak who needed premium account for some crappy file hosting website, how are you doing anon

I should start making a file in notepad for all of your activities

>>73415069
At a friends house

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>>73418542
autoškola anon here

i've got 7th lesson tomorrow, which means i'll be halfway done (you need 28 hours with an instructor, each lesson takes 2 hours)

i'm slowly getting used to driving, althrough i'm still pretty bad at it. Also i fucking suck at parking apparently

my instructor is this really calm ex-policeman, we talk alot during the lessons, to the point where i start to lose focus on driving (almost went off the road going 60 km/h, that was fun)

If all goes well i'll be at the finals next month, since i've got about 2-3 lessons a week, can't want to get it done

>>73418542
the usual

misery and sadness

>>73419003
good luck anon, seems like your instructor is a cool guy in a good way because of being ex-policeman. I guess he has more patience than usual people and is used to dealing with actual bad people.

my classmate already knew how to drive before getting a licence but his instructor was 'cool' in not really good way. he told me that when he was driving, he noticed he is in wrong street or whatever and needed to turn around but it was a straight line so he couldn't. but he did it anyway which you get actual fine for and instructor didn't mind. instructor would also come drunk sometimes, lol. do you have any car in mind that you'd like to own? I know literally 0.00% about them but if I knew how to drive I'd like a Škoda for really no reason except Czechbooism

>>73419076
and which anon are you?
what's making you miserable and sad?

>>73413188
BRAAAAP

>>73419003
>Also i fucking suck at parking apparently
everyone does when they start to learn, most people still do after x years of driving

>my instructor is this really calm ex-policeman
lucky guy, mine was fine, but I've heard some real horror stories from my friends

do you enjoy driving, or is it just meh?

>>73419330
qts outside

>>73405752
April is the cruelest month

>>73419330
i don't really have any preference atm, i'm still a little torn between spending my saved cash on a car or a vacation, since i commute by train every day, a car doesn't seem like a worthwhile investment at the moment

>>73419579
it's definitely fun, but i'm still anxious before every intersection, especially the more diffcult ones, but i guess that feeling goes away on its own after you've been driving for a while

>see slav adidas meme
>go on facebook
>see girl added picture wearing adidas hoodie
>kek
>ralise im wearing 1994 style black tracksuit with 3 stripes on the sides
>kek even more

i actually like this meme, my father is often in full adidas meme mode

>>73418542
I stick to list of anons on v4 but it is outdated

why hangury is not slav?

>>73420105
For the same reason japagooks are not human.

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>>73419902
>tfw partly slav and have never had anything adidas except for these superstars I bought last year

>>73420105
they come from asia

>>73420105
Being Slavic comes from using Slavic language
Hungarians use Finno-Ugric language so the are not Slavs

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>>73419739
>but i guess that feeling goes away on its own after you've been driving for a while
it does

it also returns after your first car crash
good luck, anon

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>>73420105
konnichiwa mr japan welcome welcome ohayo itekimasu dozo dozo

>>73420231
>le slav is not actually a race meme

kek keep telling yourself that

>>73419739
>spending my saved cash on a car
don't

t. spent around 100k on car repairs since January
kdyz se dari tak se dari

>>73420445
>100,000 kč
>since January
holy shit is that how much it takes to maintain the thing

>>73418600
pretty good for first time. see how it goes. if you feel adventurous, walking through nature is a great time

>>73420279
I think its hun living in japan not a genuine japanese

>>73420700
depends on
>the thing
I've got mine new and I have it for quite long
apart from all the fluids and braking pads this is first time I had to spend anything
anon will probably buy pre-owned so he might hit problems quite soon

Question for Czechs about my upcoming trip

When I went last time, beforehand I called every bank if they have any koruna around and none of them did, except one last obscure bank from which I got maybe 200 € worth of koruna.

Can you insert a credit card into ATM in lets say Praha, with its currency in euros, and withdraw koruna? If yes, how much would I be jewed? Can you use euro credit/debit card in supermarkets, would they convert automatically? I know there are tourist centers for cash exchange but I am not sure if I should
>take out as much euros as I can before traveling so I have cash which I can physically exchange in tourist center
or
>keep all the money in the card just in case I need it to buy something and take it all out when I am already in Praha
or
>order a fixed amount of koruna from local bank, possibly having to wait a week for it to arrive and that's if they are going to do it for such amount, possibly also taking bonus money for it (least appealing option)

>>73421256
>Can you insert a credit card into ATM in lets say Praha, with its currency in euros, and withdraw koruna?
Yes
>If yes, how much would I be jewed?
your bank should tell you
>Can you use euro credit/debit card in supermarkets, would they convert automatically?
Yes

>>73421256
do you have shit rates in your zmenaren?

>>73419902
that's supposed to be an East Slav meme though

>>73421628
I see too much squatting in tracksuits to be it that way

>>73421612
well in my town no bank has koruna and to buy any you have to tell like week before so they can order it and get it here, but I assume the exchange will be unfair and I will have to pay for that whole procedure too. I'd rather do it in Čekija, I just want to know the most proper cost-effective way to do it. Perhaps I will just keep all my euros in my card and let the ATM do the converting, I don't feel very good about carrying up to 1000 € in my wallet/pocket until I get to the tourist center.

>>73421543
thank you

>>73421543
in addition
> I know there are tourist centers for cash exchange
not sure what exactly you mean but be extremely extremely cautious around exchanges
if you are going to Prague one of few safe spots is https://www.exchange.cz
there are few with slightly better rates but this one is safe

I usually have only some "emergency" amount of money in local currency and I solve all the rest by card
it's usually best solution even ratewise

>>73421792
Your bank might have conversion rates for atm's there, see if you can find out. I remember it was cheaper for me to get zloty out of an atm there than to order it here in advance

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my sister might be hun...

>>73420179
hehe but even subhuman don't clean britain's toilet you dipshit
>>73420225
but look like Caucasian
>>73420279
Ajoi cheko senpai

>>73422138
qt, do you have more pics of her?

>>73422222
>quints
>based reply
come here more often

consider your quints Czeched

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>>73422255
im not gonna whore my sister out on this board but i posted this one before so w/e

>>73422222
quints of truth
Polan btfo

>>73422359
doable

Good evening my fellow v4 friends, hopefully you survived Monday without any depression. Sri Lanka update - visited Sigiriya fortress and fucked hotel waitress. How was your day lads?

>>73422359

Certainly charming in appearance.

>>73422489
did you take pictures? post them

of sri lanka i mean, not the waitress, but you can post her too

>>73422359
qt

>>73421849
damn, just spent like 15 minutes going through street view in the place where I was and I swear there was a tourist center next to one of shops but it's literally not there or I am just blind, like it disappeared or something. anyway, it literally just said something like tourist center and had 'exchange' written there somewhere with some rates listed, so I went there and everything was nice. it was really tiny room with one pretty woman sitting behind glass counter just like in bank, she spoke English, gave me receipts and everything, so nothing shady.

and thanks, I will use that link and will keep my money in my card.

>>73422489
>and fucked hotel waitress
how? I mean, what did you do that even began leading to it? greentext something

>>73422602
I did, but there is this fucking 4 MB limit on images in clover app. Really nice country, you should definitely visit sometime.

>>73422489
>How was your day lads?
almost set the house on fire
do the math before experimenting with rocket fuel, kids

>>73422138
>>73422359
you sister is very pretty, m'slovak

>>73422718
co si kurva dělal s raketovým palivem?

>>73422758
stavěl raketu

>>73422718
iktf
>mix things up
>WAIT
>was it 1:4?
>or 4:1?
>shit

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>>73421849
>>73422707
nevermind I was right, I was looking directly at the spot where it should have been in Google street view but it was some other shitty place, maybe because the map is outdated. I looked it up in mapy.cz and it's right there with a photo. However, I couldn't find such address in tourist-centrum.cz, it only shows two Tesco spots there, so I don't know. It can't be fake or it wouldn't be there.

>>73422707
Fuck the greentext, I'm on mobile phone. It's nothing hard to do, most of Sri Lanka people are buddhists. In Buddhism, white color is the color of life, beauty and power. Since men on Sri Lanka have skin in different shades of shit and I'm white like alabaster I'm quite attraction for any Sri Lanka girl. I noticed this immediately after arrival. There is one really hot girl working here, solid 8/10 (Srí Lanka average is around 3/10). I asked her if she would like to meet me after her shift to show me city little bit. She agreed, took bunch of selfies with me and showed me the city. She lives in the hotel so when we came back I offered her some tea, then I asked about life in Sri Lanka, culture, where is she from and if she could tell me something about Sri Lanka traditional dances. She showed me some, I told her she looks wonderful and then I just kissed her. Since she didn't run away screaming I continued and in couple of minutes she was naked in my bed with me. Ridiculously easy for white guy with some manners to get laid here. Also, Sri Lanka men shower once per month apparently and therefore smell like sour cabbage.

>>73423101
>was it molar ratio? weight? volume?
the best thing is they never fucking say which

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>>73423124
and this is what google maps is showing me, lel

>>73423149
>skin in different shades of shit
>white like alabaster
>Sri Lanka men shower once per month
top kek

it sounds to me like you had a really great time, I am jelly anon
post her face if possible
btw are you on vacation alone?

>>73423335
I'll try to take pic tomorrow, just will have to choose worse quality so it fits into 4 MB range. Yes, I'm alone, I needed to get away from everyone and everything for a while. Also, I had nothing better to blow 3k € into

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>>73423149
Why am I even still in this fucking country when there're heavens like this is the world

>>73423461
damn, that's cool. sometimes I wonder if I should have blown my money into such travels before planning to settle anywhere and have more adventures/girls/fun. I'd love to travel for a while and cool down my turmoil. but then I guess that you make a lot more than I do to spend on it.

I feel like just being a white man even from eastern europe I could enjoy myself in a lot of countries like you described

>>73423315
aaah yea
>add x grams, add y grams, add z grams, now when you have the whole 75 ml of stuff
>WHAT?
>where did that came from?
>does it at least fit?
>52ml
>NOO
>now what?
they do that all the time

or they write stuff like slovní úloha
>mix 3,75 parts of stuff X where one part is the weight of 20 ml with 2,15 parts of stuff Y in grains times 5
I always except something like this further in text
>how many passengers of stuff X there were on last train stop?

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>>73423524
>pic
I thought it was Catherine Bell from thumbnail

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is v4 the best place in europe?

>>73425171
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

>>73425171
it's pretty comfy, except for certain kind of retards, see post above

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>>73425171
yes

>>73425280
v ruke top, v hube kok, a v rici dick,
to si ty, nemóžeš to popreť, neprajník,

Okay, so I mean no offense whatsoever, but I gotta ask

Is it just me or do Czech people really do look kinda....inbred? I'm looking for porn and as usual I constantly run into Czech models no big deal. But they're all so bland looking. And almost all of them have butter faces. Just ewwwwww. It's not nice.

>>73425451
well, they are doing porn, what do you expect

>>73425412
>the only response he is capable of is quoting some gypsy rap
thank you kindly for proving my point

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>>73425602
racists are not welcome here!!!!!!!!!!

>>73425517
I mean it's not all bad, in some respect Czech porn stars are way better than American ones. They appear a lot more healthier than American ones. Also more well fed. Less tattoos.

But still kinda inbred. And ugly enough for me not to want to fap to them.

I am horní

>>73425974
the prettiest ones do the escort and not porn

sup lads?

>>73426923
bored my ass off, looking for good movie streaming sites for a friend, browsing random shit, probably gonna go sleep earlier or something, maybe make tea and find some serie to watch

you?

>>73426923
kinda bored, watching some Muchies videos, drinking tea and slivovice
you?

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>>73410203
LSD is fucking awesome. Tried once, would definitely try again.
The best thing about it is that it's literally impossible to overdose it or to get addicted to it.
It's as harmless as it gets, unless you get hit by a bus because you thought it wanted to hug you or some shit, but that's why you shouldn't take it alone. Have a friend or two with you and enjoy your trip anon.

>>73427381
home made slivovice?

>>73427154
streaming is meh

got tea with me too

>>73427462
>home made slivovice?
yeah, I brought like 5L home from my weekend trip
god bless you, grandpa

>>73427420
that sounds amazing

we'll be both on acid, but we probably won't be leaving the house

i'm really looking forward to it now

>>73427154
>looking for good movie streaming sites for a friend
Find us a good streaming site too while you're at it lad

>>73427816
this is what Hungarian anon who is banned and can't post sent me, it's pretty good
https://solarmoviez.to/

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>>73425451
Yes, and that's why Czechs must intermix with Poles to create the superior Visegradian race.

>>73427961
>Ewa Farna
spoke with her for few minutes
she's surprisingly normal

i wanna be soviet

>>73429074
why?

>>73429291
since i cant be nazi i go for second best

>>73429335
are you drunk again, Zoltán?

>>73429451
no

>>73425171
>>73425330
4 shitholes that contributed fuck all to the world, none of them are white, all of them subhuman. Lmao Pooland, Cuck Republic, Shitakia and what in the fucks name are you even doing in Europe you fucking chinks gary are to proper Europe what Nigeria is to civilization.

If dubs v4 is shit.

don't acknowledge the above post

If dubs the above poster is cancer incarnate.

if dubs Marcel fucks off

ha

If dubs you eat my shit fucking faggot.

Guys sometimes my PC freezes randomly how to fix this?

>>73430147
reroll

Rerolling is cheating you stupid fucking cunts fuck you.

Is Metro: Last Light better than original one?

>>73430278
try turning off and on again

>>73430667
probably yeah

>>73431555
That's not helpful you fucking shituanian see this is why your country is so irrelevant no one even bantz it on /int/ you fucking slav in denial cunt.

>>73431606
its a useless question
>slav in denial
im not in denial

>>73431743
Your country is useless.

>>73431870
yes it is

this board is killing me i waste so much time here and at the end of the day get no satisfaction since i have done nothing an ioaphdiWHFIOAWHFIOAWHIFA

>>73431955
same but I know that without being here I will find some other useless things to do

and it's really comfy here and even fun to talk to other anon's so it's not really all that bad

it's not the board who is killing our time, it's us

>>73432071
IF i had money i would do all kind of normal shit

>>73432109
lets be real this board is not preventing you from making money

if it is the only thing preventing you from doing that then you are bad at it in the first place

>>73432286
yes it is

>>73432309
same

if i ever become successful or get gf, i will attribute it to /v4/

>>73432794
Convert to Judaism and all your dreams will come true.

>>73430147
reroll for the righteous cause

>>73433777
Very nice
I can finally go to sleep
Good night

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>>73433777
w e w
e
w

marcel btfo, the power of digits compels you

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>>73433777
IT'S DECIDED

>>73433917
dobrou

>>73433992
I wanna say I fucking hate americans.

Pedophilia should be legal. Pedophilia is the best!

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>>73434208
@73434358

>>73430147
>>73433777
Begone, shitspawn!

>>73435892
cool chain on neck

I need a hug.