Hamdog edition
cara
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
dresden was a mistake
>>73400840
>ITT: everyone is silly
it was me all along
just rused about 4 people last thread with disingenuous advice
>>73400840
Please take us back I'm tired of this orangutan. 1776 was a mistake
taxation is theft
wish I could trace my genealogy back to the 1100s like Brits
thailad will know how to do it
>>73400886
property is theft
>>73400891
he should be here any moment
>>73400877
no it wasn't fuck off hun
Business idea: tax thieves
to do the reverse arrows you just put "wanker" in the name and options field
>>73400883
You're brilliant!
>>/73400902/<<
>>73400888
I can trace one line back to the 14th century
I trust my american allies
>>73400926
you forgot to quote a post try again love xx
business idea, complain about no jobs then remove job creators
threadly reminder passat dream by pavement is literally the perfect guitar rock song
>>73400916
rude :o(
>>73400922
Is it through nobility?
Test
73400840{{
wicked, wicked, jungle is massive
>>73400942
>job creators
i prefer the term "capitalist pigs"
>>73400948<<-<<<
acid reflux is killing me
73400966⬳
best gore is my home page mwahahahaha >:D living on the edge lads >:)
cool pic
73400948<<
What's all this then
currently writing an automated script to try every combination of 20 characters posting here to find how to do the reverse arrows
>anime canadian pot smoker
didn't know a post could get this bad
FIRST PERSON TO PROPERLY BACKWARDSPOST GETS TO STAY ON MY /BRIT/THREAD
Who /RadCentre/ here?
⇶73400983⬱
business idea: funky arrows gimmick
anime is theft
73401008>>
alri
>>73401009
I am being tormented by my verminous valve.
>>73400951
landed nobility in Guyenne
they were granted holdings in New France then lost all titles after the Revolution so they basically fled to British Canada and their lands there (which were a bit shit)
my grandfather's brother still holds a portion of land but is trying to sell it, my grandfather relinquished his share when he was young which annoys me.
>>73401008
test
>>73401008
me please :o)
>>73401010
that is a good idea
good shit
>>73401030
whoa you did it you got quoted in the past wtf
>>73401041
epic
>>73401029
>>73401030
>>73401041
well done friend!
enjoy this complimentary rare frog picture
>>73401008
were memes arrows part of your plan?
ve↗ry↘ impre↑ssive gim↓mick↓
>>73401008
test2
test >>73401071
>>73401008
Thought they filtered this years ago
>>73401070
>>73401071
>>73401070
>>73401071
what the fuck is going on
>>73401031
>>73401078
all me now i can stay
>>73401070
>>73401071
Simply eric
On one hand /pol/ is undeniably Reddit, on the other every post I see on here by some idiot blithering about Anarcho-_________ or Marx is heavily Redditspaced.
The conclusion: FUCK OFF
>>73401078
how
>>73401087
>>73401094
dolmio day!!
stop arguing
>>73401070
>>73401071
>>73401098
Use a #
>two infected wisdom teeth
>one infected molar
>one impacted wisdom tooth
>four large cavities
hopefully surgery can fix some of it
>>73401135
*revs drill*
*charges you $25,000*
hahahaha
>>73401157
HELLO
https://youtu.be/NiwqRSCWw2g#t=94
TELL ME HOW TO DO IT YOU CUNTS
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#>>73401158#<<
*reverses the charges*
(if this works it'll be ultimate)
#73401178<<
>>73401098
Just paste someone's and steal the character (encoding UTF-8-BOM)
i just started to feel very scared
everyone except me is mememasters while me is only a midget
>>73401178
hmmm nice try swettie
*charges you additional $5000 for wasting my time*
it was predestined
>>73401209
73401132<<#
test
>>73401203
yeah if you could stop trying to take my gimmick that'd be great
>>73401192
>>>7340109
>>7340109
>>73401098
stephen malkmus must just literally think in dreamy melodies
>>73401192
BUT WHERE DID THE FIRST REVERSEPOST COME FROM THEN???
>>73401192
73400877<<
>>73401258
>>73401235
*adds extra $5000 to bill*
hahaha
>>73401268
hello
>>73401192
can't do it on mobile
love pavement
love test cricket
wish I was a cute lezzer
>>73401237
here
wow we have actually gone 100 whole posts without a SINGLE thing of substance being shed
bravo
>>73401318
it's /brit/ you idiot what the fuck do you expect? /cum/ quality posting? haha get real!
>>73401318
hm yes yes
hiyllo
Haha lads I found this brilliant site called stickdeath
*sheds something of substance*
>>73401318
this is not uncommon
>>73401261
*reverses the charges for real this time*
please do not abuse the backwardspowers too much lads
gotta keep it vaguely secret so it retains its power as a derailment tool
got nothing done today haha
>wot do you mean lezzers go to heck, luv?
>peter hitchens wanted brexit
lefties fucking btfo
just shedding some substance lads hahaha
>>73401361
73401382<<
choonez
https://youtu.be/jUDMlzjJ3o0
I'm starting to feel that the natural human lifespan lasts 40 years longer than it should. I'm 20, and I'm already tired of life.
>>73401261
I COMMAND YO*U TO WORK
>>73401261
quick thaibro delete your posts
britain must be the only holders of this advanced technology
>>73401428
>>73401350
*adds $15,000 to bill*
cash or credit lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
>>73401437
antibiotics/pasteurization/modern medicine was a mistake
>>73401318
>expecting quality discussions in /brit/ at 5am
No wait scratch that
>expecting quality discussions in /brit/ EVER
>>73401447
too late...
we back meme arrow also now...
73401487#<<
>>73401437
>he doesn't want to live the last 30 years of his life soaking up welfare and being a waste of life
SHUT UP DUMB GOY
Lads this VERY important:
What instant noodles should I cook:
Noodle soup or fried noodles?
any of you BLOODY RACISTS anti-war here?
>>73401447
One in 5 ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ will know how to sussͤͩͧͩ it out in ̲3̲0̲ s̲e̲c̲o̲n̲d̲s̲ anyway t?bh
>>73401448
looks like you might as well turn around now because those are getting REVERSEDESREVER
>>73401448
>>73401473
I generally support the idea that we should bring the earth's human population down to >1 billion again.
I also don't think we should be living into our 70s and 80s. It would be better if we died in our 40s and 50s.
>>73401515
fried
pros: more tastier
yw
>>73401515
all instant noodles are essentially same no matter how you cook
wtf I love Trump now?!
love calling leftie Yanks names, it breaks their little bleeding hearts to not recieve the reinforcement they so desperatley crave from Europeans
>>73401568
top lad
*blocks your path*
>>73401551
the only solace I feel is that Canada will likely always be wild and open for the foreseeable future.
if there are too many wogs I can just go further north.
>>73401568
Excellent post.
>>73401551
>2100
>still japan exists
umm
reminder if you're anti-war you're a racist anti-semite
>tfw in 10 years if anyone is still alive lefties will shit on the right for "supporting the Syrian war"
ッ
>>73401641
FULL CIRCLE
>population culls
Love how people suggest this when the earth is hollow and we can just move several billion people inside instead.
>>73401549
>>73401487
i'd advise you to stop before you owe me your house
>>73401555
One is Nissin (Tonkatsu flavour) and the other is Indomie (Hot & spicy)
I love them both and it hurts me to see them fight.
alri
BIIIGG
your turn
I am the only one,
Searching for you,
And if I get caught,
Then the search is through
And the stories you hear,
You know they never add up
I hear the natives fussing
At the data chart,
Be quiet
The weather's on the night news...
>spend 5 days downloading 30gb update
>a week later
>another 25gb update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4rALEgfSIo
absolute tune
(ㆆ_ㆆ)
>>73401638
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
>>73401661
then don't eat nothing
╔╦═╦╦══╦═╗
║║║║╠╗╔╣═╣
║║║║║║║║╔╝
╚═╩═╝╚╝╚╝
Hello world
he's here
>>73401715
でも空腹です
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
BULK
this is me
My hands shook, down and out
I've got the blisters of the world
World new
I name the book after you
MRI MD
>>73401768
じゃ両方食べなさい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHV1znFRwk&feature=share
Really miss the last airbender lads
>air
>bender
doing a think
>>73401875
came and went too soon did he?
>>73401885
t. slow witted
Gonna be honest. There are too many Leafs on /brit/.
I'm not leaving, but I encourage the other leafs to get out so this general doesn't get worse.
gravity rides everything
Gonna be honest. There are too many Yanks on /brit/.
I'm not leaving, but I encourage the other yanks to get out so this general doesn't get worse.
Too many Brits on /brit/, ngl.
>>73401651
this is the price of social justice
https://youtu.be/CN2eCLIgYLs#t=180
>>73401907
not that many
90% of these posts are mine
also I've been here the longest so fuck off.
I am a yank in spiritual level so i will get out and go >>>/cum/
Imagine being such a runt that you drink to get drunk, the absolute state
>>73401972
as opposed to what?
>>73401947
We'll decide who stays and who leaves at the gas station in Moosejaw. See you there at 12, faggot.
THAILAAAAAAAADS
>>73401983
Taste of course
I'm bracing myself for the greentext
me on the top
stream
>>73401850
うわ!おまえが絶対天才
ぼくはべきすぐ行く
reminder Pocahontas did literally nothing wrong and americans are sadistic savages
>>73402039
die
>>73401991
>Saskatchewan
think I'll stay in the civilized world thanks
>>73402021
i know youre just shitposting but on the topic of gay sex ive been experimenting with slightly older fellas recently
let a 30 year old yank fuck my tailpipe last week, for example. i normally only go for guys my age (19) but recently ive just been in a real cubhunting mood.
quick
no time to explain
I need 5 of (You)s to this post to save the world
>>73401927
This. /brit/ is a yank general
@73402067
just call up the bogdanoffs
All British posters are somewhat gay
Just letting you know
>>73402058
the creature on the bottom clearly has a vagina you queer
>>73402069
hahah comedy gold great post bro xD
literally go away
Really don't care
>>73402058
That's a woman you fucking retarded faggot. Faggots are fucking fucked in the head, I swear to god. You actually looked at that and thought he was fucking a man. What kind of absolute fucking faggot are you? You're such a fucking faggot, holy shit. Just fuck off, honestly. I don't want your paltry (you)'s. Just cease to exist, honestly. Earnestly. Fuckign kill yourself right now, my man. And by my man I mean never my man. Kill yoruself.
>>73402096
>>73402081
oh
now i feel silly
>>73402081
>>73402096
'sheed
>>73401921
foy
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/09/uk-tourists-to-us-may-get-asked-to-hand-in-passwords-or-be-denied-entry
>British travellers to the United States face the uncomfortable choice of handing over personal information, including social media passwords and mobile phone contacts, or running the risk of being denied entry to the country, under a new “extreme vetting” policy being considered by the Trump administration.
>Tourists from the UK and other US allies including Germany and France, could be forced to reveal personal data, as well as disclose financial information and face detailed ideological questioning, according to Trump administration officials quoted by the Wall Street Journal. While US citizens have established rights against unlawful searches at the border, the extent to which foreign travellers can resist requests to hand over personal information is unclear.
hrm
ah yes
will definitely be visiting the good ol'US of A soon
>>73402096
>being this ass blasted about how others live
lmao
>>73402152
Protip: this only applies if you're brown and named Ahmed Mohammed you dip, it's not going to be random.
>>73402195
my best mate is brown so im still a bit pissed of desu
sort yer fucking country out
>>73402183
sounds like the ramblings of a fucking faggot. kys. don't ever såeak to me again.
>>73402216
Your best mate is a terrorist
>>73402216
Oh, what a shame.
*walks away whistling to myself*
night fags
>>73402231
i think ill be fine
he's welsh, and welsh terrorists are the most incompetent and harmless terrorists on the planet
assad/paul 2020
>>73402096
> my man
Oooh *fanning my face*, where I'm from you buy a ring before you call a boy that. But if you've already moved forward to calling me yours, I guess that means this is our honeymoon. *bring my hand towards your big Swedish cock*
find it funny how leafs pretend they're not american
>>73402239
Night night don't let the bed bugs bite
Quite anxious lads. I'm flying off tomorrow for the first time in years..
>>73402226
I'm not gay I'm not even left wing but I believe in personal freedom
>>73402272
Amerikind: Redefined
Just bought 8 beers at 25% off
I'm one happy little bruce
>>73402272
I'm willing to not be associated with South of the border on a technicality.
Also, we're similar because we used to be the same country. The United States essentially rebelled against Canada.
>>73402317
screaming
>>73402335
8 milton mangoes?
I went through most of my schooling ignoring most of it. Looking back I feel like I was asleep the entirety of high school.
>>73402358
The name is shit ('wicked elf'), but I hear it's a good pale ale
Canada came first. The US is a rogue rebel state.
We aren't like them. They're just our misguided little brother.
>>73402343
The people who always say this are always from Northern border states. I know fuck all about Canada and I doubt we have much in common.
Doing a wee
>>73402386
You're just lucky we don't destroy you when we're bigger than you. Such is the mercy of Canada.
>>73402394
Best son
>>73402394
>>73402410
cringe
>>73402425
>>73402410
We can beat you up too, dad.
>>73402425
*smacks little brother on the back of the head*
*takes dad's cane so he can't chase after me*
*walk away*
>>73402433
>>73402449
you showed me
stop
>>73402335
Pics
if britain had any "sons" canada wouldn't be our best one
not even close
>>73402546
cause no one loves you
Isn't the Hamdog an Australian creation?
HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLING TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
mercy
>>73402685
Drugs frazzled his brain.
>>73402714
you mean alcohol abuse
don't do drugs lads
https://youtu.be/NvVHadi5NnQ
Holy fuck my teen years were utterly wasted having no friends at all to speak of. It is genetic in my to have been socially stunted from a young age. The number of social outings my entire high school stay would I doubt be more than ten.
Far far worse to see this normalizoids excel in schooling while also having far-reaching social lives and joking about using all ten of their absences in the first week of school. The worst bit is that few of these people are actually very intelligent if at all (I did break into some AP classes in senior year and met some underclass normies).
MY POO POO SMELLS LIKE WEE WEE
>actually try in a difficult class and outdo most of the normies with minimal effort
>realize i would actually be accomplished today if i had not gone through my entire schooling as if I were asleep
>tfw to intelligent to go to school
>One kind of hamdog was conceived by Australian Mark Murray in 2004. His version contains a beef patty cut in two, with a frankfurter placed in between the two patties, then topped off with cheese, pickles, sauces, tomato, lettuce and onion. He received a US patent for his creation in 2009.[2]
>Another variety of hamdog was invented by Chandler Goff, the owner of Mulligan's, a suburban bar in Decatur, Georgia, in February 2005. This version consists of a hot dog wrapped in a hamburger bun, deep-fried, with a fried egg and a side of French fries.[3] He started selling it at the Indiana State Fair in 2006.[4] A hamdog eating contest was established in Vadnais Heights, Minnesota, in 2007 by Jimmy's Food and Drink. There is no reward for the winner other than bragging rights.[5] A hamdog eating contest was established in 2007.Dr. Nicholas Lang, professor of surgery at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences, advised against consuming a hamdog, even as a one-time snack.[6]
>calories: 623 (315 from fat)
>fat: 35 grams
>Dr. Nicholas Lang, professor of surgery at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences, advised against consuming a hamdog, even as a one-time snack.
This is the American "Hamdog". The one in OP is the Australian version.
I can do it too with kandoo
im going to have dinns
im going to have dindins
im going to have dinner
im going to have dinnnnnnsssssss
im going to din
im going to the kitchen to din
would you care for a swedish meatball, sir
>David Harsanyi mentioned the hamdog in his manifesto against the nanny state, Nanny State: How Food Fascists, Teetotaling Do-Gooders, Priggish Moralists, and other Boneheaded Bureaucrats are Turning America into a Nation of Children. He claimed a group of activists, whom he called "Twinkie Fascists", were trying to prevent him from eating the meal. While some people might not enjoy it as much as he did, that was the beauty of being a free citizen. Harsanyi described the hamdog as "perfect", "greasy", and "scrumptious", but mentioned he could only finish half. That was his body exhibiting self control, "two concepts that nannies, it seems, can't wrap their minds around."[7]
Don't tread on MEAT!
Who here had a very mediocre primary school performance?
would quite fancy a fried egg, chilli, cheese and chutney sandwich
morning lads
>>73402738
>>73402750
>>73402769
>>73402782
>>73402874
>>73402877
>>73402957
>>73402990
>>73403027
free (You)s no canadians xx
>>73402890
AH
only one sir
4 day week this week lads. good time to be a wagie.
>650 KiB/s
just fucking launch them already
Eating noodles lads
ah yes, monday morning!
>Thai woman, 42, arrested for trying to sell meth and a hand grenade to cops
>3 day week
>4 day weekend
Happy Songkran
>>73403099
is songkran nonce-easter?
>>73403106
Thai new year / the world's biggest water fight.
https://youtu.be/ujcPAZOUUBU
>>73403121
>that ginger in the sunnies three seconds in
if i go to thailand will i get to bone a 6/10 ginger?
>>73403171
dunno
This that number 1 champion sound, yeah estelle we bout to get down
Saw the Blues Brothers for the first time not long ago lads. Quite enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PRkUDZXDkk
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
TVR is the pinnacle of automotive design
>>73403121
Thailand seems like a genuinely nice 3rd world country. One where they won't behead you or murder you for being a foreigner.
M-M-Maybach Music
>>73403219
The nice parts of Bangkok are very first world and the people are lovely.
For me, it's going to work with Captain Morgan running through me considering suicide and having an upset stomach from drinking a massive bottle of Yazoo also
*bangs your kok*
off to work lads
>>73403279
bit gay
>brits calling the french arrogant
pot calling the kettle black
>>73403249
So is this the sort of thing where you work one part of the year, then the rest of the year you live like a NEET in Thailand and have sex with really hot traps?
How do I do that?
>>73403402
No
I don't know
hamdog?
love trumps hate
had a dream last night where i ate a hotdog and a hamburger
Winfield Scott was a United States Army general and unsuccessful presidential candidate of the Whig Party in 1852.
Known as "Old Fuss and Feathers", he served on active duty as a general longer than any other person in American history.
Over the course of his 53-year career, he commanded forces in the War of 1812, the Black Hawk War, the Mexican–American War, the Second Seminole War, and, briefly, the American Civil War, conceiving the Union strategy known as the Anaconda Plan that was used to defeat the Confederacy.
At six feet five inches in height, he remains the tallest man ever nominated by a major party.
Miss everyone I used to know at sixth form
Wish I wasn't such a depressive shut-in from the ages of 11 to 25
>>73402858
>>73402809
get pretty tired of people saying not to eat this shit once while they stay quiet about dummies guzzling galleons of coke on a daily basis in the same country
The five star officers of World War II are technically considered the most senior officers in U.S. history (with the exception of the "super ranks": George Washington and John Pershing) yet are often considered historically junior to the military leaders of the 19th century.
The officers listed below are generally accepted in military history circles as the top twenty five officers of all time in United States military history[1][2]
1. George Washington (American Revolution)
1. John Pershing (World War I)
1. George Dewey (Spansih-American War)
2. Douglas MacArthur (World War II)
2. Chester Nimitz (World War II)
2. Dwight Eisenhower (World War II)
2. Omar Bradley (World War II)
3. George Patton (World War II)
3. Ulysses S. Grant (Civil War)
3. William Sherman (Civil War)
4. Winfeld Scott (War of 1812)
5. William Leahy (World War II)
>>73403439
>>73403606
shut the fuck up
report this spamming cunt
>>73403515
yeah well what are ya gonna do
>>73403618
FOY
>>73403618
This
dumb phoneposter
Moving to Brentford 2bh
>work in 12 mins
want to quit smoking because my athletic performance will improve a lot but i really enjoy sitting on my porch at night and having a few cigs while sipping sweet tea and listening to jazz and that's the only time i smoke
>>73403792
have a good day
>>73403830
get a vape
>>73403838
I wont I fucking hate my job
but thanks
This is mildly entertaining to listen to.
https://youtu.be/rjxNI4aj-eg
>>73403867
What is it la?
Normal train cancelled, slow one will be rammed.
Expect better from SWT smdh
>>73403888
taking care of a park cutting grass and shit
sounds ok but its not
rooooooo normaltrains
Why do conspiracy theromists go on about the Rothschilds? They're just pleasant old men that run a few businesses
Scarborough
>>73403845
conference pear
just came
>>73403845
not a bad idea
NEW
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>73404052
from where
73401098<<
>tfw forgot how to memepost
I hope it doing it right fampai
>>73401098
oh shit nigga
Rothschilds? Nothing substantial here. I'm feeling tired, i think its time to get a glass of water and go to bed.