/cum/ Canada-United States-Mexico

>>73399369
Superior edition

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Tastes like freedom.

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*falls towards you*

It's so depressing.

with ketchup on it :)

>>73399369
FANTASTIC edition

heh, 307 replies nigga

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When is /our guy/ Tom Brady going to ditch that washed up hag Giselle for /cum/'s official girl?
Imagine how talented their children would be

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>starting a thread so early in order to make it so you get to put up the stupid and dumb picture in order to get ur own satisfaction out of posting kraft as the topic

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>>73399417
brady wouldnt be interested in that sloot

Jews

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>>73399417
I ship it

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>>73399442
Ah yes, Giselle

>>73399439
this, my /fr/ edition is way better and I created at 311

acknowledge my superior etiquette

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>cuckposting

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hmm

>>73399484
Why

Name a more overrated geographical region than scandanavia

>>73399484
Delete this

>Canadian cuisine

>>73399484
look delicious, KD is 100x better with kitchen

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me and the lads

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CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

>>73399509
california

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>>73399484
Now it has vegetables on it.

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quebec will grow larger

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>>73399484
PARKER! LET THE RUSSIANS SEIZE THE NORTHWEST!

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CH-CH-CH-CHIA

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>>73399520
I physically felt that.

>other people actually exist and have thoughts independent of your own
Activates the almonds
Never really thought of you guys as real people desu

>>73399534
dixie does not want missouri

>>73399501
it's good bud

>>73399563
no

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>>73399369
Make this for me please

>>73399534
>ruining Texas's borders
Who did this?

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>>73399555
>/cum/ posters
>people

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>>73399534
please don't make me draw another weird map for the battle of the defense of northern pa against quebec.

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>tfw live in the most conservative state

Post your desk or ur a pusy

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this is the city I live in

>>73399534
*illinois secedes*

>>73399600
I assume somewhere in the south (nothing wrong with that)
And that is?

>>73399555
It's a basic concept, but sometimes I have trouble fathoming it. Every person has an entire life and live through everyday, doing things while I do my own thing, out of sight... it just weirds me out

>>73399534
Penn oughta retake ohio desu

>>73399615
IMO the most conservative states are in the interior upper west, not the south. It depends on what you mean by conservative though.

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>>73399605
Not bad, I could tolerate a sky high murder rate to live there
>>73399615
Oklahoma. Not technically southern but we vote republican across the board in every election. We just live in the Bible Belt

>>73399621
Lots of things weird me out them more I think about it
I just try to keep myself busy and not think about how odd everything is because I'd drive myself nuts thinking about everything, and it's not like I'd ever reach an answer either

>>73399534
We're great lakes region, not corn country

>>73399484
degenerates who put 'sup on their 'd should be lined up against the wall

I AM IN EXTREME STRESS

theres things that must be dealt with, tomorrow
morning will come soon, I don't want tomorrow to get here

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The absolute STATE of Drumpf, lads

:3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN8SII8ytI

>>73399668
Don't think about it and just get your work done

The Great Lakes are the strongest race of posters

Gonna have a bowl of cereal at 10:30 in the afternoon and just wanted to tell everybody

>>73399679
I mean there's people I have to talk to tomorrow and I REALLY DON'T WANT TO

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>>73399683
*upboats*

>>73399683
This

>>73399696
youll be fine

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>>73399534
Often thought of deporting everyone out of northern Nassau and making it my little kingdom

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>>73399663
Shut your mouth and submit to my will puny inland-coastie

>>73399670
high brow political commentary

>>73399646
>>73399621
>>73399555
whoah... dude... thats like crazy, man

>>73399723
want to form an alliance or remain frigid in our relations?

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>""""great"""" lakes

ahh yes, those toxic mercury/arsenic infested lakes are just wonderful

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>being fucked in the ass by the gf makes you gay

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>>73399749
errr, what's that pard?

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the bf

>>73399752
IF YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THE C A N A D OF A THEN YOU CAN JUST GET THE FUCK OUT

*drinks water from the greatest lake (michigan)*

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>being proud of being from the rust belt

>>73399723
my bud is across there in Rye
wave to him sometime

futa isn't really gay if it's shemale on female

>>73399752
nice meme but the great lakes are quite pure. I could walk down to Cherry Beach right now and drink a glass of unfiltered lake water

Realistically, if you move to a small town and piss off the residents somehow, can they kick you out?

To the fellow /greatlake/ how do you feel about the defunding of EPA?

>>73399772
me in the middle

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>>73399763
(whispers) BUCKS COUNTY INTELLIGENCE BELIEVES QUEBEC IS RAPIDLY MILITARIZING TO SEIZE SURROUNDING REGIONS, AND EVENTUALLY GATHER THE STRENGTH TO FORM A NORTH AMERICAN SUPERSTATE

>>73399723
hamptons bays mentioned

>>73399796
No but they'll bully and belittle you until you leave

>>73399801
As long as the Americans keep their water on their side of the border I don't really see the problem.

>>73399796
Like angry mob style or what?

>>73399723
>west islip
I remember that sbemail

>>73399806
Quebec will ensure the continued existence of Greater Bucks County, Brooklyn and Oyster Bay if you do not attempt to take New England from us.

In exchange for your cooperation we will protect you against /dixie/ and the pacific empire

>>73399790
woman (vagina) + man (penis) = straight
woman (vagina) + woman (penis) = straight

>>73399789
I see it across the sound all the time, cant wait to get back home

>>73399777
horribly underrated digits, bud

>>73399840
yes

>>73399801
Good move by drumpf the feds have put too much money into a states decision

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>>73399794

>>73399796
Probably not legally, but using their tightly-knit social network they can make your everyday activities I giant pain.

There was also a case where this one douche in some small town kept harassing and terrorizing people, someone blasted him in the face with a shotgun one day on a open street in broad daylight, but "nobody" reported seeing anything to the local sheriff

>>73399829
Water travels lad

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BUT THE FILM IS A SADDENING BORE

FOR SHE'S LIVED IT TEN TIMES OR MORE

I just now understand lil waynes lollipop song

>>73399838
Bucks county agrees, and will not go pursue new england. However, bucks will try to remain friendly with /dixie/... it is the Pacific Empire that the people of Bucks fears, but they would have to punch through Paha to reach us.

>>73399794
kek, lake erie & ontario are the most disgusting polluted lakes out of all them, if not michigan

>>73399898
How

>>73399844
you have a quite a fine pair yourself

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>>73399838
OB consents

>>73399901
Although the dixie envoys might talk peace, they mean war. The dixie lust for yank blood grows larger every day.

>>73399794
That water is probably 7% water, 90% piss and 3% Toronto missing persons

>>73399902
Maybe in the 90s. Improved farming practices and more stringent environmental regulations for industry means the lake water has never been cleaner in 200 years

Brazil is australia turned 90 degrees clockwise

>>73399920
Listened to it and now understand the lollipop is a penis and lick the wrapper (lil wayne is a rapper)

He's talking about getting head

butt love time with the gf is not gay

>>73399963
so what you're saying is that the lake is the cleanest its been since industrialisation

which isn't saying much, the great lakes is the region in north america with the most acid rain

>>73399936
I will remain cautious for sure. They rose once, and they can rise again at anytime. The only real contact I have with them is the Arkansas poster who wants me as a bf, but even he probably seeks multiple bfs, so who knows where their loyalties lie

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This is nice board

The letters in Maine = ANIME

>>73399999
this

>>73399968
>>73399968
Yes

>>73399978
Arkansas doesn't represent /dixie/, he's a /cum/ double agent

>>73399992
explain this meme to me.
I go to /s4s/ maybe three times a year and have no idea what is going on or why the board exists

>>73399963
>>73399977
Fun fact: Lake erie was declared devoid of life in the 1960s. It has since made a gradual comeback

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looks refreshing. I would take a sipp

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>>73400004

anime?

Thoughts?

>>73400052

>>73400054
you guys used to have KD?

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>>73400053
This is nice board

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>>73400051
Are you certain? His talk of sweet tea remains unparalleled.... as if he is trying to fit in..... hmmm.

Also, what do we call the pic related treaty

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>Want to buy Broncos merchandise
>Dont want to buy online
>Go to Laredo hoping they might have some
>They only have cowshits and Toxins gear

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>Jerry Seinfeld
>Bill O"Reilly
>Billy Joel
>Lindsey Lohan
>Donald Trump
>Teddy Roosevelt
>Alec Baldwin
>Setting of Great Gatsby
>Largest and most populated Island in the lower 48
>Site of Nikola Tesla's experiments with electrical currents
>nexus of the universe

Is there a MORE POWERFUL place than Long Island?

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*blocks your path*

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I saw an American Denny's commercial and they have this "slamburger"

i MUST have this bruger

>>73400084
The Mid-Atlantic Treaty Organization (MATO)

Treaty signed in 2021 by all 4 parties (Quebec, Bucks, Oyster Bay, Brooklyn) in New Rochelle, Nouvelle-York, Greater Quebec

>>73400125
ew

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the gf

>>73400125
i make breakfast burgers all the time

ive never made it with a hashbrown though
>>73400144
fried egg in a burger is good

>>73400144
It looks so fucking good though

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>>73400132
EXCELLENT. MAY MATO LAST 1,000 YEARS

>>73400125
I had something similar, burger with onion rings, egg yoke, garlic fries and bacon

Tasted amazing, but I doubt denies will be as good

>>73399840
There is an error in the second equation. Correct is:
woman (vagina) + woman (penis) = gay and homosex

I was literally diagnosed with Aspergers at age 9
I spent a decade not thinking about it but now I realize they were all too right

>>73399369
I've never had Kraft Dinner before

>>73400149
>>73400157
Eggs do not belong in burgers you plebs

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>order something at midnight
>still won't ship today because its Sunday

>>73400180
please show proof of your theorum.

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>>73400194
I'm serious you need to end your life and immediately if possible, eggs on burgers is incredible

Christianity is on its way out. Realistically how long do you think it has left? 50 years? 100? 25?

>>73400219
It's actually growing almost as fast as atheism is dying.

>>73400219
>thinking a 2000 year old religion is going anywhere
>not realizing its growing
>regional flag is cucked by UK
>country flag literally a leaf
how many L's can one post get?

>>73400219
chistians/catholics/protestants + jews + muslims feed of of the ridiculous energy of one another. As long as one of these religions exists, all the others will.

>>73400210
Fug, I thought you were talking about man(penis) + woman(penis). I guess 'woman (vagina) + woman (penis)' is neither gay nor straight.

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>>73400171
Yes, indeed. Now here, take this regiment of my most elite infantry to help garrison DC against the dixie hordes.

>>73400198
>purchase priority shipping
>mark the box telling USPS to not try to deliver it on saturday
>pay $24 for overnight shipping
>they try and deliver it on saturday when the business is closed
"'you get what you pay for" my rear

>>73400075
There used to be several Kraft _____ Dinners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-lTfGsIfZ8
Macaroni and Cheese happened to be the most popular on both sides of the border, but got abbreviated differently.

>>73400244
listen fella I know you didn't mean to disparage those flags. I forgive you and don't do it again.

>>73400192
>french """"""""""""""canadians"""""""""""""""

>>73400219
kys

I attend mass 52 weeks a year

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>I attend mass 52 weeks a year

>>73400259
I remember having spaghetti kraft dinner once or twice around maybe 2000-2002.

>>73400251
what is your educated opinion on man (vagina) + woman (penis)?

>>73400253
Many thanks. I am raising Bucks's defensive armies as I post, and if we are ever attacked I will sacrifice my social life to chronicle the battles with maps and fanfiction.

>>73400299
>my social life
OUT

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>>I attend mass 52 weeks a year

>>73400288
You don't look like a churchgoer desu

>>73400281
You'll be dead within a decade or two though

>>73400314
god willing

>>73400281
t. my mom for 2 years after she left my dad

I want to impregnate boys

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>>73400305
AND THUS MATO COLLAPSES AND BUCKS HARDENS ITS DEFENSES ON EVERY BORDER LIKE AN ENGORGED PENIS

>>73400219
Atheism will be a laugh of the past by next century.
The better question is when atheism will get outpaced by Islam in Europe.

>>73400305
>he doesn't have at least 6 childhood friends, 12 high school buddies, 15 adult amigos and a previous history of 7 or more gfs
HAHAHAHAHA ITS LIKE THE R9K MEME COME TO LIFE

>>73400331
>AN ENGORGED PENIS
why contain it?

>>73400326
;-;

Offered to bring a cream pie to co-workers bday party

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>>73400290
I'm pretty sure spaghetti is the only one Kraft still markets under the Dinner name aside from mac and cheese.

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>>73400349
you're right. I might not be able to contain it any longer

Would it be hard or easy to fuck an American girl. preferably from the south.

>dawkins
>dennet
>hitchens
>harris
what do these fellas have in common? they all choose to heavily critique something thats outside their field of expertise. everyone is entitled to their opinion, but why are they taken so seriously? Bart Ehrman is the only critic of religion who is actually educated in a relevant field, namely history

>>73400367
easy, fat girls have no standard

>>73400362
(sexual innuendo)

>>73400367
southern american girls get fucked by black bucks exclusively in college and then marry a white chad when they're 25

Gonna lose my virginity to a prostitute on Saturday
after that spend Sunday deciding whether to off myself

>>73400389
stop having these cuck fantasies

>>73400406
Don't do it. the thrill of potentially losing my v-card at some point keeps me going.

>>73400409
>cuck fantasy

im the buck

When are hawaiian shirts appropriate?

>>73400406
>Gonna lose my virginity to a prostitute on Saturday

why? I have mine too but i'm not that desperate

>>73400427
when you're a self deprecating, easy-going fat guy

>>73400427
everywhere
here for a good time, not a long time

>>73400389
>>73400426
American girls from the South are secretly racist and would prefer to stay away from blacks if at all possible. Drumpf won the white female vote.

Would honestly accept the Brave New World lifestyle

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>>73400427
When you're ready.

>>73400427
When conducting casual business in Hawaii or attending a car show.

>>73400452
*middle aged+elderly white female vote

im 18 and i wish i could have my virginity back

>>73400426
You seem to have a serious identity crisis.
This is why miscegenation is wrong

>>73400376
Dawkins tried to to deconstruct and slam Thomas Aquainas' work, however, he did it with very poor interpretation and weak critique.
Militant atheism is a joke.

>>73400406
Your choice, but a poor one at that.
Do you really want to look back and think that you lost your virginity to some hooker whose axe wound's been filled with many worms?

>>73400427
When you have your midlife crisis.

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>>73400456

>>73400456
t. epsilon

>>73400462
No. He won the white female vote in general. Only group he didn't win was college educated white females, he got ~49% of.

>>73400464
Why

>>73400468
militant atheists have to be the most intellectually dishonest people on the planet. Perhaps only behind Hillary supporters

>>73400465
i have a big dick and im more virile than most of my male peers, i dont fall into the same category as you and other huwites on here flapping away their little pink tadgers to BLACKED

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kek

Is Paha Saps a homosexual?

>>73400501
I probably have a bigger cock than you

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>>73400508
white people strike fear into my heart

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>>73400512
Sapa*

>>73400502
The Quebecois diplomatic mission congratulates Bucks County on their successful conquest of Ohio and northern WV.

We offer you the intel from our AWACS planes flying reconnaissance over the great lakes

>>73400512
A Dakotan I think, which is pretty close.

>>73400512
no

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>>73400512
>>73400532
No

I like big BOOBIES and VAGINA

>>73400502
>>73400532
why is southern ontario called cia dominion

>>73400540
Ontario has a 5 million person advantage on Quebec. We will never lose.

not a fan of vaginas

>>73400540
The Bucks government makes clear its confusion. Is Paha a muslim nation? Bucks was not aware of this and will now keep it in mind when integrating its conquered citizens.

>>73400512
>are people from the midwest gay
is this really a question, any girls out there with any sense would leave that hell hole

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>>73400555
Trips of truth.

>>73400529
ok kieran lee

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>>73400571
I'm a Moor not a Muslim you racist sexist xenophobic nigger

Sure am glad I'm not a mulatto with an identity crisis

>>73400532
ARE YOU AN ALLY OF SAPA? WHAT IS YOUR GAME?

>>73400574
I mean when there are more cows than women in that part of the country.

>>73400606
We need to contain the Cuck menace

>>73400565
*blows up your mailbox*

nothin personnell... kid

>>73400571
inshallah they integrate quickly

>>73400598
It seems your friends in the Pacific Empire have saved you, and we are now back at our original Pennsylvania borders. We will return. Ohio is pretty much Pittsburgh-raum.

should I go to bed?

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>>73400630
>coastie scum
>your friends

>>73400643
You should meme on irc :)

>>73400643
post benis

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>>73400532
/our canine/ approves

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>>73400644
w-want to be friends, fucker? I am on preddy gud terms with quebec and oyster bay. we can be unstoppable as one big friendship

>>73400658
gay

y liv

>>73400666
post benis measurements

Why is cum so much less toxic during EST prime time?

BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

>>73400666
wouldnt be gay 2bh

>>73400683
I was lying earlier, it's a painfully average 6.875"

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>>73400691
t. latent homosexual

>>73400684
it really is not

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>>73400665
Cornelius demands sacrifices

No friends until my Lord is satiated

good night /cum/

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>>73400719
...who do you want. I'll think about it.

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I'm not gay but honestly is there a more handsome man?

My pee smells like coffee.

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My gf makes Mac with bacon bits; whatcha think fellas?

*all of your meme men die*

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>>73400733
yeh

>>73400741
bacon bits are pretty gross. real bacon is ok

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>>73400729
I'm gonna fap then turn in. Good night.

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>latent homosexual gives me a (you)

>>73400738
Drink water mate

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>>73400730
Anybody will do but I'd prefer EYO's and Californians as it is much more satisfying to hear them >flyover as they die

>>73400733
pic rel

>>73400708
average is 5.5 inches. the important part is to "pass" the toilet roll test. if you cant fit your erect cock in a toilet roll, you will make girls squirm

I'm 7.4"x6.2", my ex cried and had to take an aspirin when i dicked her the first couple of times and she wasn't even a virgin

I simply adore showtunes

>>73400729
nn senpai

>>73400741
>gf

out

*puts your memes in a holocaust*

>>73400729
Sleep snug buddy

>>73400771
Sorry, but I can't. Bucks does not destroy its own people to please foreign powers. We will remain at a neutral stance I guess.

I'd beat off right now but i've been sitting in here for a few hours, it's hot, my dick is clammy

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>>73400771
Excuse me but that's not THIERRY

>>73400792
so nothing happens?

>>73400772
>tfw 6" x 6"

i-is that good

I sure hope this recruiter remembers to call me tomorrow. I really need a job

*makes your memes into little jews and puts them to holocaust*

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>>73400811

>>73400764
I agree, she doesnt eat meat. She's not a total prick about it, she will take the meat out from restaurant dishes and give it to me: I get extra pepperoni every time we eat pizza

>>73400598
You're muslim :)

>>73400815
go hand out your cv to call centres downtown youll get hired because you're a native speaker
>>73400814
try and put your benis in a toilet roll

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>>73400831
I believe it's time for BAUDET POSTING

>>73400848
can't now, jacked off a few times today cant get a solid erection until tomorrow haha

>>73400814
>too short to hit posterior fornix
>too thick to take without lots of foreplay
better learn to lick

>>73400853
Stop

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>>73400835
Are the Dutchmen beginning to head the word of BASED BAUDET

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Today I learned how to play guitar

>>73400878
Show us what you got boi

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The particartel is going down my kankers

>>73400878
record some chords and post them

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>>73400853

Who's looking for a Mexican?

Can NOT stop shitting lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

>>73400904
The Donald's Son

>>73400904
ICE

>>73400869
hitting the posterior just shocks her, it doesnt feel desirable
>>73400868
tomorrow, if you cant get your dick in a toilet or its a real tight fit, you've officially got a thick cock

All CHIs should be deported unless they're cute girls (by my standards)

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>>73400835
Dominus vobiscum

>>73399369
how does Kraft taste?

>>73400935
And corresponding with white trash amerifats. No thanks

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I wanna see drumpf top this

Reality keeps letting me know I'll die alone

>>73400950
bretty gud 9/10

>>73400931
posterior is the most pleasurable spot in the vagina that gives her that deep penetration feeling. this is objective and if you're not hitting it at 7.5" then you're doing it wrong

>>73400964
Go risk the normie world ya fag

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>And corresponding with white trash amerifats. No thanks

>>73400975
is it salty?

>>73400980
Thus is my favorite CHI picture.

>>73400987
Very much so

where were you all when drupftmf started ww3

>>73400997
fuck im hungry now :(

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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

>>73400987
A bit, but it's very cheap to buy and makes for a filling meal

>>73400979
I do, and I fail at every turn
Just now I had to talk my way out of being a third wheel because the girl I was supposed to see a movie with decided to invite her boyfriend or some shit

>>73400993
fag

>>73400978
my ex was 5'1 and people say you need to be 7"+ to hit the posterior... when i tried to penetrate all the way my gf would violently push herself off me, she didnt think it was nice at ALL.... maybe she was just weird idk

>>73400980
Handsome young man

>>73399484
>not mixing in tuna for gains

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>tfw no big culo latina gf that calls mi papi and makes mac n cheese

>>73401011
Cum to Amerika I'll cook some up

>>73401039
The only acceptable additive to kraft dinner is freshly ground black pepper

>>73401060
bacon is also nice breh

>>73399723
Suffolk here, Nassau is lame and filled with Jews

>>73401012
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little smoking thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" le smoking guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about being cool because you smoke. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic smoking NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SMOKING MAKES YOU COOL MOM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>73401056
America is not Greek friendly

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>>73401072
You arent wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA_jqGFoaUg

>>73401018
If a girl doesn't wanna be with you as a friend, don't bother, don't get shamed for not being "friend" enough. Grow a spine

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My favorite poster isnt here, I wonder if he's okay

english, hong-kong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sC2aUuj0a8

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>>73401108
Howdy

>>73401108
FWG isn't here. I think about her body.