/cum/

hello

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>placer is jealous of my belt penis
sad

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Rei

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What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? Anon, you're such a loser.

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>>73397458

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The quintessential Quanadian

Fuck Drumpf

>Orange County spends all his time making penises out of household objects

sad! many such occurences!

>>73397416
Fuck off mr westmount gaylord

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>not spending all your time making penises out of household objects
what are you even doing with your life

>>73397484
Can't imagine why

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>>73397508

I...I dont know

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>:3

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asshurt californian mods

rate my epic theory of the future

it's mostly a joke but kind of not

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>>73397531

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>>73397529

>>73397484
reported

>>73397534
Bellarmine University


hmmm

NEED a quebecois gf

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>bf is tired
>really horny
Life is suffering

>>73397611
fuck yourself with a shovel

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>>73397611

>>73397565
indeed

it's nice because my roomate left so I have the room to myself for the last month

please don't kill me I leave the door unlocked all the time

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>>73397534
nobody leaves

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If you don't think Coke Zero is the best sodie-pop in the world you need to get the FUCK out and NEVER come back

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>>73397650

business idea: binge and purge

>>73397659

t. coke salesman

Why is everything that delivers shitty? I don't want chink food or Pizza REEEEE. Need more variety.

>>73397703
Do you live literally in the middle of no where?

>/fr/ edition
Y a encore des Cajuns aux ÉU ?

>>73397717
No, I live in the suburbs of the GTA. The only places that deliver are ethnic food and Pizza, or KFC. I'm just too drunk to drive right now.

>>73397470
sauce

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>>73397772
nah

>>73397483
This should have been the first post

Grill stopped responding
Why do I keep falling for this meme

>>73397805
have you tried better propane?

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wtf is a triple double and why do niggers care so much.

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>>73397753
Oui

Louisiana

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>>73397794
Give it to me, fuccboi.

>>73397819
Caroline poster

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>>73397817

>>73397819
black people spend every penny they earn on food, beer, and frivolous things such as clothes, cars, etc.

small plate of pasta and half of a cherry cheesecake

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>eating pasta
Enjoy your diabetes

I throw away pairs of socks after they get dirty 1 time, because i'm in a first world country

>>73397858
>spend every penny they earn on food, beer, and frivolous things such as clothes, cars, etc.

What else can you spend money on?

>>73397878
for what it's worth i threw it all up

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Beware the king of Concacaf!

>>73397890
I guess the concept of saving money is a white person thing

>>73397911

CHI

Everyone's so stupid, everyone but me

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>Everyone's so stupid, everyone but me

>>73397920
No you're an idiot, everyone is stupid but ME

>>73397915
The only reason you would save money is to buy food, beer, and frivolous things such as clothes, cars, etc at a later point in time.

France used to set nukes off for my birth month.

I love france too.

>>73397935
and me

>>73397920
>>73397935
>>73397940
t. retards
im the most intelegent

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAaaaaaAAaaaaaaaaaaAaAAaAaAa

>>73397961
inteligents is something your bornt with, not something you make for to be yourself

>>73397961

t. "100% not a tranny"

>>73397987
frankie sinatra

I don't trust the Japanese. What's their end game?

Is Joni Mitchell the GOAT cum female artist ever?

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>>73397508
At 15 I entered a new school. I changed because I was bullied at the precedent.

In the first few weeks a guy intvites me to his birthday party. (Those guys became life long friends).

But it was after school and someone took my agenda and draw a big veiny penis on the day.

We all laughed. I kinda didn't care because they we're friends.

Then throughout the shool year everybody started drawing dicks in my agenda. Tank dicks, Balloon dicks, Dinausor dicks. Small dicks, big dicks. Every fucking day had one.

It was a boys school and our english teacher was a brand new young cute one, always making comments like "guys, calm down your teen hormones"

So one day I went to the bathroom and a dude put my agenda on the floor¸ opened on a nasty dick page.

The teacher was walking in the alleys and saw it.
She was upset and angry. "what the fuck is this anon?"
Then she started flipping pages of my agenda.
And turned fury red. She sent me to the principal, with my dick book in my hands.

The principal was a sadistic mofo. He tought I was the pervert who draw this. Then I told him other people did. He asked me to tell him the names. I never did and got a 1 day suspension and a fucked up reputation from the teachers and pricipals for the next five years.

>>73398001
He's a tranny?

>>73398001
dont think for a SECOND i've forgotten what you did 2 years ago

>>73397987
this

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should I go buy some of these and eat them and be a piece of shit

>>73398055
I'll give you a few creme pies

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r8 the new gf

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My penor hungers for rump no more

>>73398017
What the hell is wrong with you

>>73398074
thot

>>73398079
did you jack off

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@73398079

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It's ok anon, i don't mind your size. It's really nice

>>73398055
yeah. I buy cookies and pastries every once in a while. But I binge eat them.
I'll go through 2 bags of oreos in an evening, and a liter of milk.

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>>73398100
>>73398104
yes

>>73398017
didn't read any of this

>>73398066
thanks a big factor holding me back is the time it takes to drive there

Just fired off a sticky hot stream.

>>73398114
Thanks Danmark

This thread's a bit gay for my tastes

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Grape or strawberry jelly, buds?

watching train to busan rn haha

>>73398143
You mean purple fructose syrup or red syrup?

>>73398143
grape ofc

>>73398143
strawberry is the patrician choice

>>73398167
>Chicongo
It all makes sense

>>73398143
B O Y S E N
O
Y
S
E
N

>>73398114
best poster itt?

>meme berries
>unironically

>>73398179
I live in rockford my hillperson neighbor

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>>73398115
yeah it's what I do too, I'd eat the whole pack tonight and then starve tomorrow
it's the biggest brain tier of eating patterns

>>73398121
hmm I might later as well even though I said I was trying to cut down

need an afrikaner gf

>>73398143
Strawberry because I'm white

>>73398205
I know the truth

>>73398143
Grape

got my regionals back rate

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>>73398140

Please convince me not to drop out of college for the second time.

I keep shutting everywher I who's o was at home this doesn't happen thefe

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>>73398243

Watching Letterkenny tbqhwya

*drives a truck into your house*

>>73398275
dont do it

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*It's a hologram*

>>73398275
you'll be bored if you do that

My state needs to be rescued from the CHI hordes

>>73398275
do it

I'm black

Stop it

>>73398194
Good post and very truthfull

>>73398331
Which state?

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I'm white

guys im actually straight i have a gf and i like vagina and bnoobies

>>73398379
Ur a dumb goobie

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How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

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>>73398379
I do like vagina and boobies alongside boipucci and penis

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>>73397416

Bouchard....

T'as besoin d'aide

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>I'm Danish

>>73398367
I won't say but it's included in the "Bad Posters" map.

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tag yourself

>>73398403
I'd fuck Barron if he was older

>>73398437
I'm the dog

and it keeps on tumbling down

>>73398437
im the rock

WELCOME TO THE PARTY, HONEY

*drinks kosher coca cola because it has real sugar*

>>73398367
He's the underaged Louisiana poster

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Reminder: In /cum/ we DO NOT tolerate homosexuality.

>>73398470
I'd rather kill myself than live in that shithole to be quite honest with you, my friend.
Also
>Louisiana
>being invaded by CHIs
Retard

>>73398495
>implying any state is safe
retard

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>>73398486

>>73398442
you probably would tommorow

degenerate

>>73398415
Reeeeeee

Do NOT sexualize Barron

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bruhs

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>>73398513
we'll be fine

>>73398553
Anzu?

>>73398143
strawb

ended up getting subway instead of pizza

the wait was like 45 minutes

>>73398553
fucking chicken legs
needs a squat routine desu

Why does pretending to be a girl on /cum/ feels good?

>>73398576
because ur gay

>>73398564
far too tall, far too perfect

>>73398570
u made the healthy choice good for u

Le_man_with_mafia_hat_and_vape.jpg

Why can't you people make good clean christian posts? Praise his name

>>73398553
Is her name Anna Rexia?

tfw phone interview tomorrow morning and I haven't started studying

>>73398553
SPOOKY
SCARY
SKELETONS

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>>73398562
>As of 2011, 39.0% of Arkansas's population younger than age 1 were minorities
When are the whites going to start fucking again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUCtZn-INGo

>>73398572
>liking masculine girls

>>73398623

d-do you realize you are a minority right.

>>73398616
>studying for a phone interview

really makes you think

>>73398648
I think they only count Latin Americans on the census

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKi1q-5RKYI
>tfw you will never have a bromance like zach and spencer

>>73398017
it was a dick move of those classmates to do that.

>got 12 tacos at taco bell
>only ate 7 of them
what do i do with the rest?

>>73398562
*moves to west virginia*

>>73398629
>thinking a little muscle in the right places is masculine
I bet you think that any girl will become shredded in a week if they so much as touch a dumbbell.

>>73398652
I don't even know what this job is or what the company does. I just spammed my resume at a bunch of places

>>73398682
How many calories is that

>>73398670
Canada and mexico have a secret bromance, no?

>>73398682

>ate 7 of 12 tacos

THICC

next semester I am going to make friends

>>73398682

send me 3

>>73398696
potentially, i think mexico looks cool in a lot of areas and spanish is a decent language

>>73398682
Put them in the fridge and microwave for lunch tomorrow

>>73398682
Eat the rest for that mad bulk brev

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>Mexican fashion

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>he's not in the top secret /cum/ irc channel

>>73398697
i only eat 1 meal a day
>>73398706
do i need your address or just send them to the capitol?

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what a shame

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average new yorker

>>73398745
Isn't /cum/ a kind of IRC channel?

>>73398754
>i only eat 1 meal a day
unhealthy

>>73398689
>liking a girl with muscles so she can protect you from dangerous people

>>73398756
good post

>>73398745
>>73398756
Thank god

>>73398756
It's improved a lot since then

>>73398754

send it to the capital, theyll phone me when they arrive

>>73398757
that boy so dangerous he make the nigga sittin next to him clutch his bag

>>73398777
unfortunately

those are good posts if I ever saw them

>>73398799
Good double

>>73398768
>liking a girl with muscle in her thighs and ass with little/no muscle up top
Fixed that. Take your mind off roided women for a bit.

>>73398745
>irc
autism

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>>73398777

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>>73398813
Hop in

>he still uses IRC

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japanese coffee

tell me your sins my children

IRC more like dumb hehe

>>73398834
irc is based

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>>73398835

>>73398835
I also like eating dicks for breakfast

>>73398842

lol

>>73398841
I had a cheeky fap earlier today
JAV of course

>met a cute girl in a party
>we dance
>start liking her
>nothing happens
>party ends
>she goes home
>i go home
>later learned that she's a single mom
Oh god.... i'm starting to like her... fuck

Can't remember the last time a semi-decent video was trending on YouTube

>>73398859
Did you smell sulfur? Because the demons of hell have claimed you praise his name

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUxD2LkYb0

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>>73398767
>thats right goy, you at least 3 full meals per day to stay healthy

>>73398866
>single mom going to a party

really fuckin' activated the ol' almonds

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>>73398866

>>73398881
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA/videos


good stuff

what is it about illinois that churns out such autistic people

>>73398866
Fuck off normie

>>73398881
TRY NOT TO LAUGH OR GRIN MINECRAFT PORN EDITION

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>"hold on a sec anon, let me tie my shoe"

>>73398894
Autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwQglCB0C4I

>>73398888
split up that one meal through out the day, if not 3 meals, then 2

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>>73398898
we are NOT autistic

kys

>>73398898
90% of the population is trapped in Chicongo and the rest have cabin fever from being spread out and isolated across a giant cornfield

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>sister is breastfeeding in the other room

>>73398917
>"hurry up, mom! I want my mcnuggies NOOOOOOW"

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eres un joto

>>73398917
hetcha bum

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>>73398017
>didn't say who
True bro move

>>73398917
I had friends like this. I wonder if they knew what they were doing to my benis..

>>73398940
>what does breastmilk taste like?
It's that easy.

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>>73398898
You just hate us cuz you aint us

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>went to the theater to see Your Name
>the no singles policy was in effect and they kicked me the fuck out
JUST

>>73398984
Unironically may go see this in the theaters desu

>>73398984
I'll go with you senpai

>>73398946
T-thanks??

>>73398984
How hard is it to find someone willing to go with you

Questions to all IRC users:

When you want to quote text and write an answer to that text, how do you do that?

If you have made a grammar mistake in a sentence you've sent, what do you do?

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What is the point of a gf who won't even fuck my ass?

>>73399024
fuck off

All this hostility... not very nice...

>>73399008
ándale joto, you're popsicle's melting

Buds

>>73397574
don't

and it's québecoise

What is the point of a gf

>>73399036
fucking this

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>>73399037
That's not so nice.

>>73399024
I just highlight the persons name th

>>73399043
Hey guero

>>73399036
Why is /cum/ full of homosexuals

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>>73399004
T-thanks

>>73399017
When I do go I'm not asking anyone to come since I know all my friends loath anime

>>73399057

companionship

distracting you from your horrible inner thoughts and self hatred

>>73399057
none unless she's asian

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>yo Anon, did you really vote for Trump? you racist or something?

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>>yo

>>73399080
What's that lad carrying in the back?

>>73399050

>French canadien gf

Why. Atrocious fucking accent. I speak French and I cringe when I hear "quebecoise". Filthy snow frogs need to be deported

>>73399092
ur mums dildo

>>73399076
i have my niggas for this

>>73399080
i fuck wit no thot who rocks fresher jordans than i

Why do blax always have outies

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>>73397416
fuck, I saw this thread trending on 4ch

>>73399112
I have asked this myself many times
I have yet to receive a good answer

>>73399065
Interesting. In the 00s in German IRCs people would do it like this:

<Persons_name> Text_he_has_written <-- Answer_to_text

Also people corrected errorZ like this:
-Z+s

Now it seems people correct errorZ like this:
errors*

those tacos are not sitting well in my stomach senpai

>>73399112
the jews

>>73399112
gimme somewhere to upload a webm w/out an account, I'll show you black french innie (not mine or anyone I know)

>>73399103
and i'm sure the britcucks cringe when they hear american accents but whatever

>>73399129
Huh that actually makes a lot of sense because I know of a few europeans who respond like that

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me 2bh

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>tfw no pizza
>tfw tacos

>tfw nothing

>>73399150

Are you Quebecois? Why so déclenché ? We can all agree that your """dialect""" is no longer French

>>73399066
Que onda

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Too many reddit flags, i'm out

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>there are those that still doubt the son of the lord

http://www.strawpoll.me/12713932
http://www.strawpoll.me/12713932
http://www.strawpoll.me/12713932

is MSG being addictive a meme? I never tried one one of those instant noodle bowls and I just had one, it was pretty damn good and i'm already craving another one

>>73399190
why would i be triggered over some anglo who probably overestimates his ability in a foreign language

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>>73399179
hvad

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yeye coastie bitch, you better leave mad boi

ur womyn finna get MIDAMERICA'd

>>73399200
Real talk, he's a better qb than kaepernick

>>73399206
It's the salt

>>73399230

anyone's a better QB that kaepershit

>>73399237
MSG is basically salt so i guess that makes sense

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>>73399228
hi buddy

>>73399238
But is there a more WOKE qb?

>>73399209

>some anglo who probably overestimates his ability in a foreign language

Putain de feuille tu penses que je suis bête comme les autres amerloques? Tu me fait mal.

If you spoke """"french"""" with me I would laugh at you. Learn to speak like the rest of the metropole or we will never take you seriously in the Francophonie

>>73399261
are you guys getting that comfy thunderstorm rn too?
So much lightning and thunder

>>73399200
thats a terrible swing 2bh

i want a cute BOYFRIEND!!
i need some ass

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>>73399270

>>73399272
>he thinks he's part of the francophonie
wow how sad

>>73399112
not always, see >>>/gif/10394418

>>73399148

doing kegels lads

>>73399281

t. goes 0-4 in beer league games

Lol, everybody is not match for me
I'm too strong and muscular for all of you fuckboys

>>73399291

I'll take "Louisiana" for 600, Alex.

I'm not from there but do not pretend that we do not have a French presence in USA! Fuck off Bouchard

>>73399308
I play a mean third base fgt

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>>73399281
TEBOW'D

>>73399286
Unironically correct response

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>>73399274
Yes actually

I hear the pitterpatter over my music, and the occasional rumble of thunder too

>>73399203
for family, 2bh etc ?

remove them, but filter others (like gauchiasse, etc)

>>73399315
hah, and you genuinely think the louisiana accent is not at all similar to quebec's? do you even know what you're talking about?

did you know that acadians were deported to that state?

Tebow is still a virgin

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>>73399323
>not first base

>>73399323

ride a MEAN bench for half the season*

>>73399272
pinkie winkie?

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If everyone here got into a fight, I would win

>>73399348
Very rude post, kindly remove it pls

>>73399335

Fucking leaf.

Of course it isn't similar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPs_KSdRcnY

The reviewer has a cringe American accent but the Cajun has a typical swamp french accent. It's definitely different.

Dommage que j'ai raison hein

>>73399369
>>73399369
>>73399369

new for whenit hits 310

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:)

>>73399353

Pardon? Ah tu parles anglais - mignon quand meme. Perso j'aime bien ton accent - par contre l'accent québécois est dégueulasse.

>>73399382
greatest living american

>>73399361
heh... i would stand in the corner and let u pigs eat themselves.... heh...

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>>73399361
>"I win"
>As he is being asspounded by three different cocks and spitroasted by another two

>>73399372
i meant to say similar, actually

if you think the typical frenchman doesn't think that the guy in the video sounds retarded, you're in for a rude awakening

hooh

>>73399427
And as I'm being asspounded I snap their cocks

>all of a sudden remember some kid in your high school class who never did anything of note but you all of a sudden wonder where he is and how he's doing
Hmm

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>>73399461

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Galileo FTW

>>73399401
Well we have a french "/k/" expatriate (immigrant) in the USA working in defense or aeronautics, he posts to /fr/ often. And likes Pinkie Winkie.

>>73399448

>if you think the typical frenchman doesn't think that the guy in the video sounds retarded, you're in for a rude awakening

Good thing my accent is different, then. Besides if you think the average frenchman doesn't think l'accent quebecon sounds retarded you're in for a rude awakening.

>>73399524

>Well we have a french "/k/" expatriate (immigrant) in the USA working in defense or aeronautics, he posts to /fr/ often.

Le mec avec les teletubbies?

>>73399524
btw it took too long but this chart is clearly biased BS, implying GPS could one day become as good (better) as Galileo.

Yeah, maybe.

>>73399541
>Besides if you think the average frenchman doesn't think l'accent quebecon sounds retarded you're in for a rude awakening.
where did i say otherwise? anyway, it's cute that you think you belong to the francophonie at all when french is pretty much wiped out in the US

>>73399558
yes, Pierrot.