/brit/

not cara

>>73397087

Not going to lie, Alistair Cook is a handsome man.

Anime

Just come back from a salvia trip AMA

/brit/ for the british
jfs out

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>>73397115
i very much agree

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>Just come back from a salvia trip AMA

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Found an old pic of me

>>73397119
Used to do salvia in high school when we couldn't find a weed dealer

>>73397169
>>73397174
foy

>>73397119
tell us what happened lad

>>73397183
rude

hatposting has been making a steady comeback

>>73397170
Alright I take it back.

Yeah just get your head down work in a public place so you can't switch to the chon when you get distracted, that helped me.

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Oh, yes... millions of Indian slaves has absolutely nothing to do with British success for 200 years.

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>2 smart 2 study

fucking hate that harry styles song just contrived sentimental bullshit it literally sounds like every shit pop song rolled into one he will literally never be alternative stop forcing this meme lamestream media

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usually im better at chess tactics after taking break but i am shit this time

>>73397213
Yeah all me maties are getting down to the library but my laptop's fucked so I can't unplug it. Gonna just try my hardest this week to not be a pussy and get shit done.

going to have some beer and cookies

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>>73397225
me tbqh

All my bad memories are flowing back lads. Nothing is worse than empirical pessimism.

>>73397223
>slaves

alri pajeet

>>73397087
>>73397115
>>73397151
why is he so swarthy

>>73397223
I don't think anyone ever denied that


Likewise, India's success has a lot to do with being ruled by the British

Always feel genuinely insulted when I see a girl the same height as me and genuinely no idea why haha

I'm 6'3" so it doesn't happen often but when it does, it pains :'(

>>73397254
try taking up smoking

you will feel bad about smoking so will compensate by doing work so it balances out

>>73397223
t. Sundeep Singh

Just thinking, isn't it mad that /brit/ has been around for about 5 years and is still actively literally 24/7?

Often very active online places just die pretty suddenly when people start leaving, but /brit/ has been a mainstay on 4chan since it was /anglo/

>>73397225
>tfw spend hours writing long posts and reading about middle eastern geopolitics
>have absolutely no interest in my degree subject

haha the state of me

might be a woman today.

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With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

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> order pizza at work
> muslim coworker asks if it's halal
> 'of course it is, Rasheed. Eat up.'
> it actually has sausage in it
I didn't personally hate the guy, I just find his religion silly. Eating pork will literally do nothing to you. It's just pure superstition, and I don't honour superstition.

>>73397305
Don't do this

t.smoker who takes 10 minute breaks every 5 minutes

>>73397340
/brit/ is the best sub on 4chan by far.

>>73397363
>not limiting yourself to one every hour tops
baka

>>73397340
Dread the day when /brit. dies for good tb h

No idea what I'll do with myself

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>>73397365
>sub

would like to deck the total runt that invented exams
wonder what he was doing when he decided that 50% of my mark should be decided by 1 exam
was probably off his tits on something

>>73397360
good lad
rasheeds at work have their own halal only microwave
heat up sausage rolls in it all the time

>>73397305
Interesting theory.
>>73397340
Because it's the only one that isn't shit. /cum/ and all the others don't come close tbqh

Decided that this canuck shall fail his exams if he stays here a moment longer

>>73397374
This works until it's days before an exam and my stress levels are through the roof

Spent a full hour blowing smoke onto an ants nest and watching them go mental the day before an exam last year

>>73397360
>pure superstition
well actually pigs are pretty disgusting animals and can store toxins in their fat

>>73397387
Generals like these are literally inspired by reddit.

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>rasheeds at work have their own halal only microwave
>heat up sausage rolls in it all the time

Honestly, /brit/ never runs out of non-ironic things to hatpost

>>73397412
Pigs are literally one of the smartest animals

>tfw 3 essay exams in 2 weeks
>literally haven't memorised anything

Absolutely, totally fucked beyond belief

>>73397426
no youre not

>>73397390
>this is a thing

Forget what the rest of England (and parts of Wales and Scotland desu) are like. People are so fucking racist down here and all 3 non-whites laugh it off and go with it. Loads of Polish and Germans though.

>>73397408
lol at that point there's no helping you

>>73397426
Complete non-sequitur you retarded seppo

>>73397388
this, it's daft
coursework is much better

literally don't care about any of this

Whatever Jimmy Savile did in his personal life shouldn't detract from his legacy as an entertainer

>>73397450
Still managed a 2.1 desu

Need a first this year though.

might try for a filipina gf

they have really low standards

>EXCLUSIVE: MASSIVE US INVASION OF SYRIA HAS ALREADY BEGUN
>High level sources tell Infowars Trump administration set for full-scale Syria invasion


massive ground force at syria's border, its even equipped to fight russians if need be. 3000+ special forces, 20,000+ troops, heavy artillery.

ww3 this week lads

>>73397514
Can't wait to see yanks getting absolutely twatted by Russians.

>>73397514
*googles it*
>infowars
ah yes
fake news

cant wait until all the deanos have gone to bed lads

>>73397447
dunno where you mean mate, unless you're a redditflag bender
i live in manchester and people are still racist in front of non-whites
they are racist in front of us, we have banter, it's not a big deal desu

>>73397514
>Infowars
screech

>>73397514
Didn't see it on the front page, fuck off.

>>73397488
ex gf got a 3 in art history and tried to apply to teaching courses and they all require at least a 2.2 and she was crying about it the other day on facebook

haha actually made my week x

>>73397514
>high level sources
alex jones took out the ouija board and took it for a spin again?

*teleports into thread*

well benders

WEE WOO WEE WOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLfHuClrQdI

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>I live in Manchester

Where the soul boys at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Q-EAVYfeE

>>73397412
Fuck halal, honestly. Such a waste of time on something that's purely fictitious in benefit.
>>73397412
With modern refrigeration there's nothing wrong with pork. It's as bad for you as beef (which Muslims LOVE).

Muslims avoid pork for entirely baseless nonsensical reasons. It's just programmed into them like drones that pork is the sin of all sins.

Some Muslims go even further and will only eat Zabiha slaughtered meat. That's more an economic-political thing dressed up as religion. Halal meat is the foundation of a parallel Muslim economy/society.

don't believe me just watch nigga nigga nigga

>>73397570
sad cunt

There's nothing wrong with Infowars, as long as you read it with the knowledge that it has a bias.

my spoken english is much better than my written english, i have a real hard time typign shit out and making it all make sense desu

high level source says you all are benders

At least a few times a week, someone will say a word (warehouse, macaroni, log, etc), and I'll instantly come up with a joke for it. Not a good joke mind you, but a joke at least.

Give me a word under three syllables

>>73397300
>India's success

>>73397570
>getting a third in art history

literally how the fuck is this possible

unironically starting to like kpop lads
what does this mean?

>>73397570
>ex gf
FONT

assad/paul 2020

>>73397614
cushion

>>73397608
bias? think it;s a bit beyond bias
think he's nuttier than david icke

>le A-Levels is easy A* without revision

Ah yes the autism no mates brigade has arrived

>>73397629
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>73397614
cunt

>>73397629
You're either a girl, a "girl", or a gay guy.

started from the bottom now the whole team fuckin here

>>73397614
australia

that's the punchline

>>73397662
hmm...
quite a disturbing revelation then desu

fucking done with that neocon cunt trump tbqh lads

who else?

>>73397655
*chuckles boorishly*

>>73397610
>i have a real hard time typign shit out

And literally the opposite for me, I'm an incoherent mess IRL but I can write really well.

Works out better because my tutors are always astonished that a mumbling retard like me can actually write so I get high marks.

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havinga lot of anxiety and i don't know why

Threads was probably the grimmest film I've watched

Do not wish to watch it again despite the renewed relevance

My old uncle literally started banging on about THE GERMAN CARMAKERS when talking about how the EU was going to give us a great trade deal post Brexit.

Who said old people don't do memes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>there's nothing wrong with infowars

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>>73397514
good
can't wait for america and russia to kill themselves trying to show their strength, and for chinese to take their rightful place as inheritors of the earth

does no one but me see that the EDL guy isn't even looking at the paki woman, she's just standing closer to the camera than the guy he's arguing with? or are we just not mentioning it

>>73397685
Own it. Be one of those really sassy gay guys who wear cosmetics and are very particular about their hair on any given day.

>>73397653
Not even close. He's just majorly ADHD and a bit of a 'tist so he can come off that way.

literally any british film is more grim than threads

think im going to have to give threads another go

made it halfway through last time and didn't feel compelled to finish it

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infowars?

more like beastwars lol

Louis Theroux circa 2002 was probably slaying hipster fanny like it was his job

>>73397340
2013/early 2014 wasn't 24/7 nightly threads were rare 2bh

>>73397752
i understood this reference (the infowars part)

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>>73397713
Holy fuck haha

apocalypse now redux is a 4.5 hour mindfuck

on a tinder date right now in the bathroom but i have to know is laura a good gf name?? reply quick

>>73397775
Literally listening to Rogan right now. Spooky.

Lost one of my jumpers lads. Not seen it for about 6 months.

>>73397798
yes very

>>73397713
Amazing

>>73397775
>holy fuck
FOY

>>73397785
sheen had a mental breakdown during the filming of that

>>73397815
great thanks
goin back in

>>73397798
Yeah it's solid, very traditional

>>73397653
not really, the nuttiness comes from him being a bit of a showman so he exaggerates a lot of things to make a more entertaining broadcast. but when he gets really serious about a subject hes into hes laser sharp.

>>73397713
this never gets old

>>73397713
Honestly the picture he paints is beautiful. Would make an amazing science fiction novel.

Hoping for a bit of sudden adult death syndrome tonight lads. Wish me luck.

recommend a porno lads

need to wank

Apparently nobody uses hotmail anymore? am I supposed to make a gmail?

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Tim looks fucking dreadful in his latest videos, like he's got cancer or something. Must be pretty stressful having schizophrenia.

>>73397895
use yahoo mail

I've never felt a bigger moment of anticipation in my life than when Alex Jones took a hit of that joint. My mind was scrambling to prepare itself for the treasure trove of information it was about to recieve.

>>73397711
should've told him

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-germany-autos-idUKKBN15223G

>>73397895
Hotmail is now called Outlook and is owned by Microsoft. Still free

was on a call x

>>73397651
What do potheads sit on?
KUSH-ions

>>73397658
Nothing coming to me

>>73397666
Where do Brits send their mongrels?
All-stray-lia

>>73397902
Aren't his neighbours complaining about his piano? Probably getting sleepless nights and PTSD flashbacks of vinay

might cook some fish and crisps

My God, being at home is like torture. I can't believe I'm stuck in a tiny cold room in a crowded house with horrendous internet with people who have bullied and annoyed me my entire life. I can't wait to get back to my 12 hour shifts in a comfy building where I'm treated like an adult and life actually makes sense.

>>73397713
this is so good

>>73397934
It's 2am

>>73397902
Fucking hell he looks about 60

>>73397913
If Rogan had laced it with DMT the universe would have collapsed as Alex would have transcended time and space and become god

Fuck Einstein Alex Joneses brain is 10x more important

>>73397806
which episode brah

>>73397973
how old is he?

>>73397966
it's only 1am here

>>73397947
Anyone else come from a large family of retards?

Being at work is better than this. Sort of makes me wish I worked 7 days a week instead of 4.

>>73397762
Yeah I guess you're right, /brit/ became the general it is now due to mods on /sp/ forcing /epl/+/trans/ to come to /brit/ early 2014, but before then /epl/ was pretty much identical to /brit/ except you got banned for off-topic jej

>>73397980
First Louis Theroux one. I resisted it for awhile cause I thought there would be an awkward mismatch (UFC guy Rogan vs. Oxford guy Louis) but it's really interesting desu

>>73397902
Would put him in an asylum. People like him should be hidden away and have no interaction with the general public. Literally costing hundreds of thousands of pounds and contributes nothing.

>>73398000
did Louis Theroux go to Oxford?

I know he went to private school with Nick Clegg, but didn't know he went to Oxford strangely

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>>73398022

there's a male pornstar called alex jones, good actor

ah, neural network, the magic machine that gives a good result but we don't know how

>>73398047
i think he has a radio show too

>>73398000
Rogan's show is entirely about talking plainly about big things. Rogan's always entertaining and on point. He's not just some Neanderthal who gets kicked in the head for a living.

someone give it to me straight: did we have anything at all to do with the spread/creation of the bogdanoff meme or am i imagining things

can feel my body overcoming the cancer lads

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>>73397984
then why is google telling me that It's 2am there

>>73397894
goodbye sad frog

>>73398022
Yeah lad, got a first too

caught cancer from viewing too many /brit/posters

>>73398078
That was entirely /pol/. There may have been some particularly funny variation of it posted here first but it's not ours.

Just took some selfies and actually look good in them. Wew.

>>73398070
I don't like a lot of the comedian ones cause he's either too drunk or too high but with a good guest his podcast is unironically the best

>>73398070
the smarter the guest, the harder he tries to show off his own intelligence because he can't accept being lesser at something so the smartest guests can go either way.

>>73398022
It's pretty safe to assume anyone who went to a private school went to a top uni. That's entirely what those places are about.

I've been surprised the number of "everyman" on UK TV who went to Oxbridge. Not that Theroux is an everyman. He's just a professional pervert.

are these the real nigger hours?

>>73398153
race realist hours who tf white

>>73398153
Hello nigger

have a really nice looking dick lads, women have complimented on it a few times, feel very sorry for any guy with a gross small dick or some weird foreskin or something KEK

>>73398131
low lighting

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>>73398153

>>73398193
did weird fat feminine runts like this even used to exist

starting to believe the estrogen meme

Oh, gotta see, gotta know right now
What's that writing on your shelf
In the bathrooms and the bad motels?
No one really cared for it at all
Not the gravity plan

>>73398178
>tfw my dick was described as "very good"

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73397982
53

>>73398193
How the fuck did you find my profile?!?!

>>73398000
oh yeah i think i saw the 2nd louis theroux one where he talks about scientology, not sure if i've seen the first one


but yeah louis is a great guest. very gracious and always has interesting points. ends up out-interviewing rogan a bit during his interview when rogan goes off and doesn't realize hes stealing his guests limelight.

My dick's fucking bent leftwards, fucking terrible. Wish I could just snap it straight. Women don't say they mind but I can feel their scorn.

>>73398208
that's an ftm though?

>>73398012
and just what do you contribute you sack of shit

any other northerners try their best to suppress their northern accent?

>>73398208
Bullying used to set them straight

I know a ftm and you would not know unless you asked. I think (s)he was a hermie.

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who is this girl

>>73398254
I do when I'm around someone posher than me but I still end up sounding like a classless Northern runt.

Need elocution lessons tbhhh

>>73398280
>you would not know unless you asked
t. Tranny Internet Defence Force™

>>73398280
ahaha manlet
the vagina might be a giveaway

>>73398280
Would challenge her to a fight and one time her in front of the lads. Would make me look pretty hard.

>>73398296
looks like me

>>73398254
aye, nowt wrong'un t'dat me lad

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steaming through the tactics puzzles now

Honestly if you actively try to change your accent you're a massive weirdo.

>>73398318
you would probably lose the guy was about 350lbs

>>73398329
West Brit

>>73398335
Southerners do it a lot. They pronounce a lot of words with an American twang.

>>73398350
literally a compliment as britain is something to emulate

>>73398335
know a girl who went to london for 3 weeks then came back trying to talk in an english accent and wrote it off as just picking it up in her travels hahahahaha utter runtess

>>73398362
>emulating an islamic caliphate

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Ah yes the freckles

>>73398362
You're pathetic

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>>73398254
> mfw Colbert is from South Carolina but suppressed his accent because every portrayal of Southerners in the media is as Hicks and Villains
If things keep going at this rate, regional accents will die out in every country.

I have a somewhat Provincial accent myself that people would associate with where I'm from (Alberta).

>>73398380
fucking hell she looks 35

>>73398372
I literally lived in England for three years and picked up absolutely nothing apart from calling garbage bags bin liners for some reason.

>>73398372
>runtess
Going to start using this term in place of "basic"

>>73398393
thank god I hate southerners

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just got back from tesco, got some passport photos done lads

>>73398380
>22 years old
Poor cow.

>>73398296
my gf

>>73398393
He's started letting it come through a but more as of late, I think he thinks it makes him folksy.

>>73398406
>calling garbage bags bin liners
ANGLO'D

got called a dick for partaking in the so-called 'banter' lads

>>73398417
holy shit

THE VIRGIN WALK GUY
wow dude can I get your autograph
I saw you on all the meme pages

>>73398417
doxxed off your retinas

>>73398417
Girl here. Think you're peng, want to take me out somewhere?

>>73398401
Can't argue with that

>>73398417
Should've shaved you child molester

using that FaceApp thing

its fun hahahah

>>73398417
You have good facial structure. Start lifting and get some sun.

might just kill myself to stop my tooth hurting lads

>>73398383
*grovels at your feet*

y-yes my british massa

paradox sale goin' on.

picked up some stellaris dlc.

>>73398463
why do that when you can get oxycodone from a dentist

>>73398475
not here famalam
got a shitton of codeine but i also have a diss to write so i can't get zonked out

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I was dressed for success, but success it never comes

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>>73398458
>use the girl filter
>face looks exactly the same

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You lads up for a spot of spotted dick?

>>73397087
flip flappers was so good

>>73398521
Where is this hat from?

>>73398504
Gormless twat

Louis Theroux is really good at impressions desu

>>73398499
come to the US real quick

>>73398550
bit harsh

>>73398557
our louis is a hero 2bqh

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>>73398522
After the spotted dick we have genuine (jen-yoo-wine) British Sausage.

insult me, give it your best shot. come on you cunts

zoinks Scoobs

>>73398574
Bit of a lefty but yeah seems like a top lad. Bet he slayed posh fanny at Oxford like whoa

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if you dived from space into the ocean, when you hit the water would your fingernails rip off?

>>73398542
hmm?

ordering two pizzas

time to shave and immediately regret it afterwards

>>73398600
>Scoobs
>s

'sheed

>>73398610
bet your ballbag would be in pieces

I'm lowkey gay

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Another day *lights cig*, same horseshit.

look like a 8/10 mexican girl on that faceapp thing

>>73398651
*snaps awake from PTSD during afternoon nap*

>>73398208
yes

>>73398668
post it you fucking POOF

>>73398651
He actually 40 years old btw. He just an Indonesian dwarf.

bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo

percocet molly percocet

>>73398254
I'm Welsh and try to mask my Cardiff accent. Some people don't believe me when I say I'm from there.

I don't try to be posh, but I just want a neutral accent.

>>73398557
you mean his shit on the joe rogan podcast?

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id KILL for some mac and cheese right now

would you bake it for me??

>>73398712
boring cuck

I've had a half gram of charlie in my flat for a week, smells like McDonald's

*lives*
_(:3 」∠ )_

>>73398712
I wouldn't want to be welsh either

>>73398557
>>73398574
absolute madmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taUqt_E0aOs

>>73398726
Yeah, he does a great Tom Cruise and Ted Nugent too, lot of range

post German choons lads


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1OVRoWgM2s

>>73398753
https://youtu.be/dP9Wp6QVbsk?t=7

*dies*
0(:3 )~ ('､3_ヽ)_

>>73398753
This whole album is great.

>>73398781
>>73398753
Whoops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXltj3-c6w0

have a deeper understanding of test cricket than you know who

>>73398753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=socR0PArn-Q
this came out before immigrant song

>>73398753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBVnmBVK2zc

>>73398744
I wish I wasn't Welsh sometimes, sure. People pretend we don't exist 90% of the time, and the other 10% is just a mix of stereotypes and patronising bollocks about sheep, rugby and singing.

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>>73398712
You're single-handedly backing a dump truck over Wales' grave and filling it with cement.

>>73398807
ah yes /int/ music threads

>>73398753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuyHUt2hAZg

>>73398753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9wnAGR64a4

>>73398833
does it really matter? wales was conquered centuries ago, not like I can fucking do anything, or that there's any hope of an independent, patriotic Wales

Ah yes already seeing threads about the 2020 Presidential election. At least we got a few months off from elections.

>>73398833
The death of Wales is long overdue

Is there anything good for tourists in Wales besides castles?

Hi im milo yuannopoo8s and i oiylll luuuurve spaff

>>73398753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzWQIGTX3Hw

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dont even know how to read the autism meter 2bh

AGGGHHH YOU FUCKING CUNTS, YOU FUCKING POOFTERS, YOU FUCKING BELLCHEESES.

>>73398872
>doesn't mention black cock
doubtful desu

>>73398872
based faggot xD

>>73398883
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 93 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 116 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits


oh nvm they spell it out for me there


hmmmm... what the fuck

>>73398869
stay away yank

>>73398753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Ieq2xInrI

Drumpf

>>73398869
coal mines

I have become effectively IMMUNE to rejection from girls, much in the same way that Mr Burns is immune to all disease

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>Will never marry Louis Theroux or Ira Glass
why even live

>>73398943
no you haven't

>>73398943
>watching simpsons
how about you watch me stuff my cock in your mum's fanny

Hey-ya gius! I LUV black cock and I'm a half Greek homosexual with peroxide blond hair and I'm here to tell you why I'm the new leader of the Alt-Right lol. :DDD *you're totally in love with me now*

>>73398960
Sorry anon I'm just not feeling it, but it was nice meeting you. Bye! x

*runs off*

how can a man like traps they're ugly faggots, prove me wrong

>>73398958
>being gay
uffici 1701

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big girl

>>73398958
You better be a grill

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>>73398988
How about these traps? Are they "fugly faggots" too?

>>73399011
i bet she could crush my fucking skull lads

>>73398938
they were all closed down in the 80s, mong

>>73399045
dildo in thatcher's dead arse

>>73399045
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Pit_National_Coal_Museum
CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>73399032
>whoops, dropped something luv :)

>>73399090
disgusting

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>>73399013
women don't like yoshihiro tatsumi, his comics are somewhat misogynistic :^)

>>73399014
nonce

>>73399102
reddit

>>73399123
>>73399111
>>73399101
great contribution

keep it up lads

the sun must set to rise

>>73399111
Ariana was 20 when that pic was taken.

>>73398393
>South Carolina
hey isnt that where the guy from house of cards is from

post comfy youtube channels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkAXXBvyxa4

>>73399139
sorry, theyre australian. they think its all fine

>>73399174
didn't begin to even consider clicking on that shitty video mate

>>73399077
>A working coal mine from 1880 to 1980
point proven
i've been there, it's shit

>>73399202
i got this reference am i cool

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>>73399158
> Western Philosophy: the Sun never sets on US!
> Eastern Philosophy: the Sun must set to rise...
Wtf?!?! I love the Orient now!

>>73399204
shouldn't you be getting run over be a truck sven?

>>73399212
AM I COOL? AM I COOL? AM I COOL NOW? AM I?

if you got this reference you might be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFpanWNgfQY

redpill me on Vox

hirschberg barns venda for sale audacie 1838

>>73399211
he wanted something for tourists to do i never said it was a working coal mine

and of course its shit its in wales what do you expect

>>73399236
meme news don't listen to them

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>>73399233
shouldn't you, nige?

>>73399236
literal yank propoganda outlet, southfront media for the US, look at their vid on the south china sea dispute

>>73399268
I find this post to be in extremely poor taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0loOGsiPZpo
having a hort zu

laptop just suddenly fucking broke down after 3 years for no reason

thomas pynchon was right, fucking jews man

>>73399259
>meme news
excellent

>>73399284
>literal yank propoganda
EXCELLENT

>>73399288
*spits in your mouth*

>>73399288
not in as poor taste as that shitty fish n chips I had outside the tower of london that I paid SIXTEEN FUCKING QUID FOR.

REEEEEE JUST FUCKING KILL ME MY TOOTH HURTS

>>73399313
*licks it*

>>73399268
would you feel her ass

>>73399322
whiskey or brandy on a cloth, stick it on your tooth

>>73399268
>british citizen thrown literally under the bus
powerful image

>>73399313
QUIET IT
hush your mouth
silence when I
spit it out
*hock TU*
in yo face

oh man missy elliot was so good

>>73399358
I bet Nick Clegg personally pushed her infront of that double decker bus.