/brit/

anime

cara

Business idea: enslave the french

Should I marry my cousin?

>>73395039
GOOD edition

bar soap is the only way to be truly clean

shower gel and liquid soap is just lumpy water

>>73395060
derealization?

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me going through /brit/

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just started seinfeld S03, not happy that some weird vocals have been added into the theme tune

>>73395039
ay fám where u want your train
>just finish it about 5-10 minutes away from town lad
say no more cus

Anime

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>yanks actually have house parties with alcohol in plastic cups

>>73395112
literally unironically watching it rn

>>73395039
bad edition

>>73395099
any other weed smonkers know

>>73395079
umm no sweetie I implied bar soap is the more unhygienic variety, not that it's completely unhygienic xx

>>73395135
what else are they meant to drink out of?
pint glasses??

>>73395143
You have shit taste

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Made a shit joint will it smoke ok

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Hmmmmmm

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tired of this "yanks are fat and stupid" gimmick

it's simply not true

>>73395164
nah fuck off

>>73395169
thx for reposting lad cant be bothered to go back on my phone

>>73395113
wtf is this shit

>>73395184
Watch a good anime like K-ON

>>73395113
Always thought I should watch seinfeld when I have the time, does the comedy still hold up?

Can't stand laugh tracks though

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=)

>>73395169
Gonna be a wasteful one

>>73395169
'eres only wun way'ŧ find oot

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fuck sakes
mum bought a tray of cheap tesco doughnuts
and there's like 6 left
does the cunt not know that I'm trying to lose weight

keep walking around and realising im actually alive and whatnot haha

its like i keep forgetting im in control of my own body and not in some sort of weird simulation

>>73395211
why

>>73395153
as long as its tightly packed(not too tight) and not baggy or loose around the roach it will smoke

>>73395198
I am very sceptical of US sitcoms but actually I've been finding it very funny. I just watch it alone and it still makes me laugh out loud. Laugh track isn't too bad and I think some of it is filmed live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jgj9ZDs4-8

literally me

>>73395206
ah yes the one of most liked tweet of all time is some degenerates a nigger and a dyke

>>73395225
you are just bits of atoms and particles undergoing chemical reactions in such a way that you think you are one singular being with actual emotions

>>73395228
unlike cocks, large circumference is a bad thing for joints haha x

>>73395225
prodromal psychosis famalam
go docs

going to have to diet for a solid year after uni's over. Gained 35 pounds here and am starting to get a double chin.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60

Screeching

>>73395220
post mum
post belly

looks alright

back is completely gone

whats your lads earliest memory? literally remember from a year old and have clear memories from like 4 years old onwards

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>>73395284
when will the outlaws reclaim their ancient homeland

lads what do i ask for if i want to buy fags? I cant really keep getting my fags from this girl i need to buy some myself

>>73395220
ever heard of self-control you utter runt

>>73395310
starring in this movie with the neighbour kids and my uncle directing it x

>>73395319
25 lambert and richmonds superkingsize

just cooked the best oven chips of my life lads
cheese + chilli flakes and a pinch of seasalt (mixed together) put on for the last two minutes. splash of lea and perrins when you get them out.

thank me later

>>73395310
i only have bad memories from my childhood 2bh, namely my parents fighting and my brothers trying to kill me

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WT FUck DRUMPF

den grams umber leaf??

unironically wanking to babestation

>>73395319
underage b&

>>73395310
hearing the rents discuss Nietzsche from me mams womb

>>73395319
"[amount of cigs] [brand] [kingsize or superking], please"

>>73395310
sydney olympics on the telly because my grandfather wouldn't shut up about it and made everyone come to his house to watch

>>73395193
ye watched it already

>>73395406
Again

>>73395365
>college tuition fees

>>73395365
fuck drimp and fuck white people

>>73395310
Being in bed while my parents put up wallpaper in my room in a new house. I later asked my mum when we moved into that house and she said late 1996. I was born in late 1995.

>>73395193
slice of life shit is boring as fuck past the third episode unless you're a nonce

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>>73395367
are you daging de biss?

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ESS JAY DOUBLEYOUS

asked for 20 marlboros in a shop in mexico once, they never sold 10decks over there so the lad got me a fucking carton out lol

>>73395414
ne

>>73395427
Rasheed

>>73395441
im watching anime

>>73395367
they only sell the 30g pouches now
fuming

>>73395449
fuck off nonce rasheed

>>73395451
ye

ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL

really dont want to stop drinking, have to meet mum tomorrow but if i have hair of the dog i should be ok

>>73395365
i can't even imagine the kind of place that would put a sign like this outside of their door

>>73395439
haha howling at that story lad, got any others?

>>73395451
What anime

>>73395463
t. Muhamed al Islamsheed

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is this true?

>>73395310
Honestly don't have any

I know things happened but I can't place myself 'as myself' in those events. I can't re-live anything in my life and when I think back to these events there are no associatied feelings or anything

>>73395498
literally me xx

>tfw named Khalid

Please use my name instead of Rasheed in the future. Thanks lads.

>>73395494
kill la kill

>>73395310
laying on the settee, think thunderbirds was on tv

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>>73395439
went to mexico 3 months ago and had a great time tbqh, thought I was gonna get my head cut off by the cartels

>>73395498
don't really get it if i am being perfectly honest

>>73395498
everything on that list is degenerate as fuck

>>73395522
rasheed

>>73395498
ah yes... haven't done xans for like 6 months and now craving them insanely badly
why are they so aesthetic?

>>73395498
All me

How much does Janny get paid again?

>>73395540
the satisfaction of banning people who post anything slightly haram. jannys a rorkesheed

>>73395498
Love pictures like these.

>>73395498
My only source of water is from old plastic bottles because I refill the ones I buy and then refrigerate them, got some from like 3 years ago. The only thing that applies to me there is /r9k/ and stem

>>73395498
No I am a man's man and listen to Mac Plus. There is literally nothing wrong with it. Fucking fight me

Sent from my iWatch

>>73395527
Mérida is pretty nice eh? only place i didn't feel like i was gonna get decapitated
were you just in yucatan or everywhere?

>>73395505
Have you been depressed? Persistent depression kills your memories because memories are defined by intensity of emotion and depression destroys that. It's literally a thing.

Congrats, you've forgotten your childhood.

Hop out, drop, top, fuck y'all talkin' I need it right now

>>73395498
dont get it explain pls luv x

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>>73395498

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sergio garcia boys

>tfw beer belly and man tits

Women keep pointing this out to me for some reason.

sick of this normie halo 3 nostalgia

>>73395439
hahahaha superb story!

was on the edge of my seat until the end!!!

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I can pinpoint the exact year my life went to shit. It must have been Year Six, the last year of primary school. It was the same year I got the internet. Coincidence?

Before then, I dare say that I was the most popular kid in school. I was a footballer, rugby player, and school chess master. But I let all that slip away, and got FAAAT. I knew something was wrong when I wasn't given the main role in our school play that year. I went from Joseph in the Nativity to some random urchin in Oliver Twist. Christ, I remember a fake wedding I had with the most popular girl. I saw her the other day and she literally could not recognise me.

someone is larping as Greater London

timesplitters>gaylo

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>>73395552
the /int/ janny is pretty benevolent 2bh. he only bans if you're way out of line

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about to smonk my first ever joint

>>73395625
hm

>>73395627
"wrong"

>>73395629
lol hes a fucking rasheed who bans anything that shows skin below the elbows

>>73395655
>smonk
you're already stoned WAHEY

>>73395588
I don'rt really know them that well but I'm guessing it's a /mu/ meme that one of the lads in the band has a crush on Sarah who's ruining her fathers progress in the British colonisation of Japan?
Also, that balls empty tweet aint actually real right o_0?

who the fuck would ever even own an x-box anyway

>>73395627
Outstanding post

@73395664
haha get bent you fucking loaf

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>>73395627
*chooses to play as the one of the monkeys*
*watches you struggle to hit me with anything except rockets*

genuinely keep going through weird episodes where i disassociate and want to be alone and times where i am seconds from just smashing everything in my room hahaha and i also really want to be alone and i repeat the same stuff over and over again and even the nicest compliment means nothing to me and i cant talk coherently or remember anything fuck sake

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>>73395560
Nah m8 I was literally just wandering around central america for a while, I wanted to see the mayan pyramid things or whatever they are so I ended up in yucatan

pic is in panama

>>73395691
fifa with the lads wahey

why is he so obsessed with me

suspecting this may be something to do with his sexuality

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>>73395698

>>73395566
Yeah, I was depressed and medicated from 15-19. Probably still depressed although I really feel no intensity of any emotion, including sadness.

I've been called a sociopath more than enough times for me to consider it a possibility but I think it's probably just persistent low level depression.

>>73395702
sounds like something sara or aisha would sau

>>73395742
Your point??

>>73395723
aha good shit
sounds pretty similar to mine, never got down to panama though, started in costa rica n went north

>homophobia
typical russian trait... interesting...

>>73395702
sounds like you should see a doctor desu

https://youtu.be/NxvAxmvUUe
autistic video but somewhat comfy

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LISTEN HERE RUNTS

actually dig the smell of my own pheromones

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>>73395768
I spend most of my money on traveling with almost no itinerary these days, it's the closest thing to freedom you can get

me on the left http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491573004138.webm

Wish I could find another job in my industry near me.

>>73395773
why do you even think I'm russian? did you see my flag in /rus/ or something?

>>73395857
fuck me that looks nice. Where is that?

>>73395880
Lombok Indonesia

I click most links but never yank or leafs

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>lol hes a fucking rasheed who bans anything that shows skin below the elbows

>>73395743
It also reduces your cognitive function as well. Depression literally makes you stupid. Even if you throw it off, you've got a 50% chance of relapse for your whole life.

Fuck anyone who thinks it's trendy or says they're depressed for attention, seriously. It's utter shite and I hope I can get rid of it as soon as possible. Everything I do is an attempt to get it to fuck off.

>>73395857
hello normie

>>73395857
me yodeling from the mountain top in the distance

Chads get to experience this.

Why even live?

https://youtu.be/r-hKv9w1oCI

odd
future
wolf
gang
kill
them
all

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>a single tip.jpg

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>>73395924

Greater London is immunized against all dangers: one may call him black, gay, Northern, Muslim, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Russian and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>73395943
fuck em all

just smoke my first ever joint fuck me that coughing

>>73395963
redpill me on that comma

>>73395963
Sara is looking much better

and your jokes they're always bad
but they're not as bad as this

>>73395984
either it is misplaced or the but was added in by mistake

>>73395963
>slagging off your friends for literally no reason
why?

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>>73395916
You have to be a normie to fully experience life, even if you're just a pretend normie

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>a single tip

>>73396028
sara does not like her flat mates

>>73395896
dumb abo newcunt

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>Amerilards

>>73395934
ah yes i bet their fathers are proud

>>73396008
So you like pavement huh?

*curbstomps you*

>>73396028
she's a jealous bitch

>>73395906
I hope that the cognitive effects aren't permanent.

I'm certainly not as depressed as I was, since I'm actually turning up to work whereas back then I just stayed in my room all day. Although maybe it's only different now because I realise I have to work to live.

I have a feeling that if I ever consistently make enough passive income to support myself I'll just end up quitting my job and doing nothing. But I hope that isn't the case as I know that having no ambition is not a good thing and I also think I'd like to have children.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39548313

Nationalise all banks.

Ban Usury.

rasheed^^^^^^^^

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Does anything in life give you pleasure?

What sort of hobbies do you have?

Describe your daily routine.

How would you rate your mood since I last spoke to you?

daily reminder everyone acts only in self interest, you're nice to popular people because it benefits you, as soon as you get ill or something and are no longer popular literally nobody will really care

>>73396102
wrong

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She's like the wind through my trees

>>73396108
it's literally pretty much true

>>73396073
well duh

Who else purposefully doesn't correctly do the captcha? Makes me feel /devilish/
The thing is a complete disaster, if it asks you to choose all signs it will 90% let you pass if you choose all the cars.

>not playing as scorge splitter

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Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league

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would recommend you all buy this book

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goat ts character

discuss

>>73396052
165lbs for a grown man? wtf?

>>73396194
>not Mr. Handy

>>73396086
shlomo

>>73396180
>french
stopped reading there

>>73396147
>he doesn't have a 4chan gold account

>>73396212
Alri fatty boom boom

>>73396194
>not the guy on the flying carpet

fookin choon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pdgyOzJtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pdgyOzJtE

>>73396180
>book
stopped reading there

>>73396212
that's perfectly healthy and normal for a man in the 175cm-180cm range.

aaaaah AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAaAAAAaaaaAaAAAAAaAAAAAAh yessssssssssssssssss

good post haha

>>73396122
jonny bravo quiff

>>73396212
I'm 162 and I'm 6'5"

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Really like this girl who looks just like a half black Emilia Clarke desu.

i hope i'm schizophrenic, because if i'm sane that means i really am trapped in the matrix

reality is FUCKED, i don't know what's happening to the universe, but it's terrifying

what was the policeman timesplitters character with the moustache? i think he was my favourite

>>73396159
me in the middle

>>73396255
auschwitz mode doesn't even begin to describe the absolute state of you

>not the demented moose zombie

>>73396212
It's kinda hard weighing 165 in the city where the skinny niggas die

have it in my head that women spend all their free time taking pictures of themselves which is the most repulsive thing i can imagine

>>73396288
BMI is normal

>>73396271
>>73396271
whats happening to the universe

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ah yes, based harry tipper

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HOW DURR YOU

it's all gone wrong

schizophrenics are truly redpilled

the creators insert fake schizophrenic actors such as tim and make them big so that the public perceive schizos as crazy lunatics

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>ah yes, based harry tipper

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Abstained from all sexual release for lent desu. I think my sex drive has decreased to compensate.

>>73396255
jesus christ, hello hungry skeleton

>>73396043
I'm glad someone else is drawing fedoras

/brit/ needs OC

>>73396353
I eat about 2000 calories a day. What am I doing wrong

>not playing as monkey
*dips under your headshot*

>>73396375
bump it up to 2500 calories

aim for about 175lbs at least anon

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>he doesn't post real OC fedoras

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>6'5 162lbs but it's lean muscle mate

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5'11 at 185-190lbs. I need to start losing weight.

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO GRAB YOUR SWIPERS AND TUNE INTO THE BEARS' SHOW (ITV 3)

THE BILKING HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AND IT'S TIME TO PUT THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, PULL ON YOUR SWEATY WHITE VEST TOP AND MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BIO-OIL
APPLETIZER
CLOZAPINE (800mg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZytwSexOSwk <---- HIT PLAY SCOOCHEY

>YOUR KAREN CARPENTER ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR RENTED FLAT. FAINT SCREAMS OF SOME EVIL DENTIST CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR PIANO, FITTED WITH SHEET MUSIC FROM KAREN CARPENTER,PAUL MCCARTNEY AND FATS WALLER AND BELT OUT TUNES FOR 23 MINUTES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE PERFORMANCE YOU CALL OVER THE BEARS USING YELLOW STICKERS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ELITE 2007 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF IN TUNGSTEN SILVER METALLIC PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH ANTI-DENTIST COUNTERMEASURES JUST AS THE LIQUIDATION BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN OVER TWITTER HOW OXFORD HEALTH + DPD + SAINSBURYS WORKERS + = A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO BARRACK AND HARASS YOU

WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY VISITORS TO THIS HEALTHCARE BUSINESS ACROSS FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN WELL OVER A FORTNIGHT

>"VINAY JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH OXFORD HEALTH"

>"ASIAN" SO-CALLED "DENTIST" VINAY, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

-Timothy James Byrne, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE NAKED COVERED IN BIO OIL INFILTRATING DENTALIGN ORTHODONTICS, SPRACKLEN HOUSE, DUKES PLACE, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 2QH BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL GIGGLING DENTIST STAFF AND CLOSE-PARKING DPD HEAVIES SCREAMING ABOUT MISSING POST

Brought to you by Waitrose

(go Gauchos)

>>73396389
I weighed 185 a few months ago. I think it's because I started exercising but not eating more

jake fenton

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>/brit/

I wanna be strong I wanna laugh along
I wanna belong to the living
Alive, alive, I want to get up and jive
I want to wreck my stockings in some jukebox dive

>>73396406
he's not even 6'

>>73396413
cameron is that you?

a toned 160-165 at 5'11 and happy

I need to iron a shirt for tomorrow. Fuck it. I'll do it in the morning

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>>73396385
*headshots your monkey with my oddjob hat*

>>73396432
do you want
do you want
do you waaaaant to daaance with me baby

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>>73396147
Not on purpose, but occasionally I get to the second one and realise I did the first wrong but it still let me through

Hate the ones asking about rivers, it's always that annoying kind where they disappear and replace it with another.

Ah yes, speak of the devil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFT8KCqhnyw

>>73396408
I was up that way a few years back and yeah I needed to drop a bit of weight hahaha

sitting at 78 kg now and stronger than i was then which is good tho

>not using legacy captcha
seriously lads wtf

>>73396219
rorkesheed

Ah yes public transport strike
wonderful

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AUSPICIO REGIS ET SENATUS ANGLIAE

The East India Company motto: Under Auspices (the will/command) of the King and Parliament of England.

>>73396474
c h o o n

Is Xanax as good as everyone makes it out to be and how hard is it to get prescribed

>>73396441
untoned 165 at 5'10
not that happy, could do with losing some titty weight

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Look at these losers wasting their lives on a Laotian epistolary forum.

I'm just observing things. I'm allowed to observe things.

>>73396533
thanks you too

>>73396528
you can't get it prescribed

>>73396533
loser

>>73396313
It defies explanation, its more of a feeling
I feel like I've seen into the forbidden inner workings of the universe and it can't be unseen. I feel like I'm trapped inside my head and I can "see" inside my mind and its black and infinite, no escape from it. I feel like my consciousness is located 10 miles behind my eyes, I am IN my mind, I am not my body. Do you understand? I have lost grasp of simple concepts, I look at my hands and I think "these are called hands. these are my hands", but it feels so unnatural. I don't know what's happening to me. I don't feel human, I don't feel real anymore. Maybe I'm not real? Maybe the universe or reality will end at any second and I'll be left floating endlessly in the infinite darkness of my mind forever. Scares me.

>>73396528
it's shit, makes you a fucking mong, forget everything and i don't think it gets prescribed here
just get it off the dark net (but don't, get valium instead)

dont care

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6'0 and 71 kg

Am I the perfect man?

Possibly.

>>73396554
expected this to turn into the interracial breeding grounds pasta

>>73396406
>going to the gym with a hat on
Gas all yanks

Note that in the UK, alprazolam(Xanax) is not available on the NHS and can only be obtained on a private prescription.

What does that mean do i need private healthcare?

177cm, 67kg

pretty cosy

>>73396554
achiveing gnosis

are you becoming dr manhattan

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

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Why is she so beautiful lads?)

right fucck its that joint

night lads probably will be back in 10

>>73396578
cheeky 24.1 here
gonna do an exercise, i have no muscle so i'm probably too fat desu

>>73396603
she's pretty, but she is an awful actress

What exactly is the evolutionary purpose of being attracted to someone's face?

>>73396603
*cums on her teeth* mmmmaaahyesssss

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pretty much everyone thinks I'm kind, friendly and hilarious
>I'm actually a massive nihilistic misanthrope and my "ideas" have been called fascist and dystopian by the few I've shared them with

>>73396603
reckon i could easily batter her if she tried it on

>>73396632
>Look better
>Makes me want to mate with her


Pretty basic m8

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All the wealth of your country was made under this seal.

Remember it well.

>>73396632
symmetrical proportional features is a representation of a nice clean genome

>>73396644
"looking better" holds no functional purpose whatsoever though

>>73396632
Ugly/asymmetrical faces elicit feelings of revulsion because they are associated with congenital and developmental abnormalities which you wouldn't want to pass onto your children

alri lads

>>73396666
I literally just named that purpose. Mating is the ultimate purpose of a Human and having a (perceived) attractive makes me want to fuck (mate) her

>>73396662
You can have symmetrical proportions and still be an ugly cunt
>>73396668
See above

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All the wealth of your country was made under this seal.

Remember it well.

>>73396637
Same except the everyone thinking I'm kind, friendly or hilarious

dont

>TFW no GF

>>73396637
Doing a cringe

>>73396686
Why perceive the face to be attractive in the first place you mong
>why does the world turn?
>because it turns mate that's why
MONG

>>73396687
I said ugly / (SLASH) asymmetrical mate.

>>73396668
all faces are slightly asymmetrical

>>73396687
good symmetry is the most important feature of "attractiveness"

>week till the next top gear episode
>4 months till the next grand tour episode

a

>>73396654
Can you guess who said this?

>The wealth of Great Britain is the result less of a perfect commercial organisation than of the capitalist exploitation of the three hundred and fifty million Indian slaves. The British are commended for their worldly wisdom in respecting the customs of the countries subject to them. In reality, this attitude has no other explanation than the determination not to raise the natives' standard of living. If we took India, the Indians would certainly not be enthusiastic, and they'd not be slow to regret the good old days of English rule! The climax of this cynical behavior of the English is that it gives them the prestige of liberalism and tolerance.

>The prohibition of suttee for widows, and the suppression of starvation-dungeons, were dictated to the English by the desire not to reduce the labour-force, and perhaps also by the desire to economize wood! They set so cleverly about presenting these measures to the world that they provoked a wave of admiration. That's the strength of the English: to allow the natives to live whilst they exploit them to the uttermost.

>There's not a single Englishman, at this moment, who isn't thinking constantly of India. If one were to offer the English this alternative, to keep India whilst abandoning Europe to Germany, or to lose India whilst retaining the control of Europe, I'm sure that 99 per cent of them would choose to keep India. For them, India has likewise become a symbol, for it's on India that she built the Empire. Out of four hundred and fifty million subjects, the King of England has three hundred and fifty million Indians.

is anybody else here familiar with the emotion you get when you think about the absence of a female significant other?

>>73396721
Ugliness doesn't indicate good genes. Plenty of God-faced people remain poor while all the richest and most powerful are weird looking

>>73396730
too long

>>73396694
Um sweetie, the roman empire lasted for 2000 years

>Plenty of God-faced people remain poor while all the richest and most powerful are weird looking

deluded idiot

doing a cunninlynguists listen

two headed boy

Literally every single one of my memories has been ruined by my depression
My most precious and happiest memories have been tainted and now they're bad memories

>>73396743
That's because evolution isn't solely depending on a single, rather irrelevant, selection pressure.

just realised "shan't be reading this" is just tl;dr but /brit/'d

two toppings on my dominos, what shall it be lads

emilia clarke practically doubled her weight within a few years

it's noticeable when you watch GoT all the way through

>>73396773
>not oh comely

pleb

>>73396775
inside out?

>>73396788
onions and french's mustard

>>73396802
shhh

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>>73396730

Was it that Australian chap who invaded Poland?

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>>73396730
Karl Marx?

Also, spot on.

just got called a selfish brat

>>73396780
shan't be reading this

>>73396775
At least you have memories, my past is just a grey amorphous blur

semen stains the mountain tops

>>73396837
…

>>73396773
>writing a whole album about anne frank

Whats the verdict lads, 'ce?

feeling alive with the power of love

oppa gangnam style

>>73396730
>If one were to offer the English this alternative, to keep India whilst abandoning Europe to Germany, or to lose India whilst retaining the control of Europe, I'm sure that 99 per cent of them would choose to keep India. For them, India has likewise become a symbol, for it's on India that she built the Empire. Out of four hundred and fifty million subjects, the King of England has three hundred and fifty million Indians.

Haha, he underestimated how fucking retarded we are.

oh……………………………………io

>>73396865
haha

>>73396865
my name jeff

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>>73396877

>>73396595
>achieving gnosis
I just Google'd this and now I'm going down a rabbit hole I shan't be coming back from

My ascension has begun

Exams start in 3 weeks and I've done hardly any revision lads. How do I focus myself and motivate myself to just sit down and power through? Really wanna get into uni lads.

(I'm 18 so no JANNY posts pl0x)

>you will never be a wealthy Roman with many qt slave girls to entertain your every whim

>>73396914
stop being a little bitch and do it, set a realistic timetable and have some self-control. Also do practice papers
you'll do alri lad don't worry, just do your fucking work lol

>>73396889
no it's channing tatum

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>>73396869
>tfw we lost both

Truly the greatest suicide in human history.

>>73396917
Didn't realise it was 4000BC and we lived in City States

>>73396917
where's her hijab? degenerate whore

>>73396917
what the fuck is a liaison officer

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>>73396914
exam in 3 days and ive barely studied hehe

>>73396936
You reckon 3 weeks is enough if I boss it? I've got quite a low offer so I'm not looking to smash the exams.

>>73396914
>tfw I'm the same and in final year of uni

It literally never gets better haha

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>>73396961

>>73396964
I'm doing the IB. In 3 weeks time I have 9 days of exams covering 6 subjects W E W.

>>73396961
school cop

>>73396973
Mate I did literally nothing and got into a rustler group doing STEM, it's fucking A-levels not rocket science

>>73396973
yeah lad you'll be fine. Ignore the other lad, you need to do some work, but you'll most likely get your offer

>>73396816
Adolf Hitler
http://aryanism.net/politics/foundations-of-the-true-left/