Why can't British people handle their alcohol?

Not can't, won't.

>>73394781
Hahah, just like you can't handle an Empire?

OI M8 ITS FIVE BONG *drinks twelve litres of ale* AHH DAS SUM GUD ALE *vomits* WERE TEH FOOKS AN ANGLEESH POOB AROUN ERE *teeth fall out* CALLIN THE LADS *teeth fall out* CUNTS *takes out phone* OI PETAH AHHM ON ME WAY TO SHAG YA MUM AHAW AHAW AHAW *teeth fall out* OI AN ANGLEESH POOB *walks into poob* *the lads are in this location* *OI HAPPY THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY say the lads in unison* OI M8 ITS FIVE O BONG LADS *unhinges jaw and swallows an entire bottle of hard liquor like a snake* FOOKIN YANKS *blacks out for the remainder of the evening*

>>73394816
Your "empire" is on the verge of collapse.

>>73394816
>>73394493

>lost to viet farmers

howling

>>73394848
>American humor

>>73394848
The absolute state of American posts

>>73395048

You seem to have accidently replied to me. Dont worry, I'm not mad.

>>73395048
>lost to paddies

Roaring

>British """banter"""
Very disappointed desu.

Most Brits are binge drinking since 14, it's not the fact we can't handle our drinks it's that people drink an obscene amount and turn sloppy
I've seen many Canadians / Yanks try to keep up, it never ends well for them

>>73395167
>>73395204
FUCK OFF

RIGHT NOW

I'm warning you mate

GET GOING

NOWWWW

>>73395259
*kisses you with tongue*

>>73395259
Shouldn't you be in /brit/ right about now?

>>73394887
>this fucking delusional
wew

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lol

>>73395510
>lowland meme language

good threda

>>73395510
Translation needed.
I do not speak waffle.

>>73395532
>don't promote heavy Belgian beers, the Brits aren't used to that